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Just checked in at the House of Irrationality and the chilluns are throwing tantrums again. Today's whinefest includes the SC decision on early voting in Ohio, how Gristle's score "should have been higher" and that Eric Bolling is displaying an "anti-Palin" t-shirt on Facebook. It has an (OLD) pic of Gov. Screech with the line "Put the White Back in the White House," though I don't know how this is being perceived as "anti-Palin." The button is cute with her pre-wig bouffant modeled into devil's horns. See link:http://www.zazzle.com/antipalin/gifts?cg=196681417743621968They're wondering if SarahPalin™ can sue since she never made that statement, and if THEY can collectively sue the President for damages to the country "when he leaves office." Note to Bots: this delusional route to one-percentdom won't work, dig? Keep checking the junk drawer for change to send to your Queen Bee.And an unintentionally hilarious comment from one of the fans:"Wind power industry going bust in the Great Pacific Northwest. Losing out to Sarah Palin's natural gas."
LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn10:23 AMROFLMAO!!*GinaM dropping what she was doing and heading to the Asylum for some LAUGHS*
Y'all remember that awful video that Baldy did in her kitchen with the sun shining in her mannish face? Well here's one of the suckers from the Asylum who bought a ticket to see old Baldy...check this out...Hefmier Today 01:27 PMGod has a great sense of humor!! Only 20 minutes after I purchased my PowerUp Live tickets online, I received a phone call from them to tell me that I won General Admission tickets, as I had "liked" them on Facebook!! I told the lady on the other line that I had just purchased my General Admission tickets online only minutes earlier, and she told me that since I had already purchased my tickets that she would upgrade me to Floor Seats, a $59 value!! :^) I get to see Sarah up closer than expected!!! I am so excited now!!!"Hehehehehehehe...hohohohohohoho...hahahahahahahahahahaha! He gets "to see Baldy up closer than expected"...gee...I wonder if he was talking to someone who works in the "Postage" department of BaldyPac? Sally was that you? LOL!!!
Yup, Gina, I read that gem, too! "WON" an extra set of tickets 20 minutes after their purchase? Hmmm. PowerUp probably can't GIVE away tix to Palin's latest yapfest, so this misled Bot thinks he/she/it got the $59 buy of a lifetime. Can't wait for the glowing review tamarra. LOL!
Have mercy, Gina, and get rid of that fugly avatar picture of Tiny Tim. I'm begging you.
WakeUpAmerica3:23 PMLOL!! I swear I have TRIED to get rid of the Penguin...but my computer keeps turning whatever picture I replace it with BACK to RAM! I don't know if you know this but I got cursed a couple of months back by one of Baldy's crazy ass Prayer Warriors! Maybe when Baldy finally goes away I'll be able to change my avatar to some bunnies or kittens or something!LOL!!
The Palinbots are still being reeled in. Anybody who orders tickets to those types of events gets a confirmation call where they try to "upsell" a higher grade of seating to the real suckers. They figure (correctly) that they have a sucker on the line to begin with, and with an inventory of higher priced tickets that are not selling anyway, they can "give them away" by selling them at a discount to those whom they can cross-reference from Palin's Facebook.Bless their hearts. They can't help getting conned out of their money every time Sarah's bank balance gets low. lol
Actually, I think it's specifically to fill in the area closest to Palin for the perception and photo ops.People aren't spending the money for the close seats, and the organizers need the event to appear full.Palin is probably haunted by memories of the book signing with bdull, when three people showed up!
Now now, Gryph, let's give the ol' bat a break on the musk ox across the tundra comment. She HAS been watching Bristol "dance" after all.
The Daily Mail is showing they will accept bribes as they flaunt their conservative tea bagging core ideology. Why also say that about boring legs and pushing the "hard work" meme? Bristol's one rehearsal and she didn't break a sweat. Must have been meeting up with her middleman. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2218276/Kelly-Monaco-Bristol-Palin-Derek-Hough-bare-dancing-honed-bodies-ahead-DWTS-live-show.html
Okay...check out the caption that they posted by Beefy's pic...."Bristol Palin who was seen flashing her bare legs in red athletic shorts. With shapely legs like those, who wouldn't want to show them off.Bristol, who also wore a more concealing black top, obviously had put in a good workout during rehearsal with her dance partner, Mark Ballas.The reality star was glowing with perspiration and carried a large water bottle, along with her keys and handbag.Her long brown hair was high up in a ponytail and she was smiling, so it must have been a good rehearsal.Bristol's has been putting in a lot of hard work into her dancing to raise her scores."Ummm...I didn't see any "perspiration"...she wasn't "smiling"...because her chin inplants keeps her mouth from closing thankyouverymuch!Those "shapely legs" look like a couple of albino tree trunks...and finally...she's wearing the red version of her stank breath mama's funky looking shorts from the Glen "babyoil" Rice Collection™!Whoever wrote that must have written it about someone else and replaced the name with Beefy's! LOL!!!
PROOF THAT DWTS IS NOT RIGGEDBristol Palin DWTS: Dancing with the Stars Week 4 scores protect Palin from eliminationRead more: http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/national/bristol-palin-dwts-dancing-with-the-stars-week-4-scores-protect-palin-from-elimination
Gina, you are so hilarious!@3:09 so are you (for different reasons) - scores have nothing to do with it. FACT.
Joe Biden is one of the sexiest men in politics. Take it from an old lady. I love what Helen Philpot said, "Joe, my husband's asleep, and the back door is open."
Smart, down to earth, compassionate and charming with a great sense of humor. Yup...that beats stupid, hypocritical liar with 6-pack abs any day of the week!
I was watching a clip from the idiots at Fox and one of the bimbos says that the way Biden behaved was an example of what women don't want. Speak for yourself bitch, I thought he was the epitome of what I want in a man.
please don't blame caribou barbie on us eskimos.
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Love how they claim Biden was drinking or had dementia? WTH?douchebags
They do that due to Clint Eastwood and of course everyone can regularly see Sarah Palin's ongoing conditions. It is their pay back that makes them look so stupid. Clint did look old and unkempt dementia. Sarah is just the gift that keeps on giving away what she is.
But Romney, who was obviously high on something, got a pass..no, he got accolades for being so energetic. The man was on something that night. Will be interesting to see him tonight.
The louder they whine, the better Biden did. I'll bet they're gonna lose their freaking minds tomorrow. I wonder what new names they can come up with to call Obama. About the only thing left is the "n" word, and you just know eventually one of them is going to slip up and show their true colors.
OT - Gryphen, George Romney's long term aid has come out against hard on Mythical Mitt. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-election/9612556/Mitt-Romney-attacked-as-flip-flopper-by-his-fathers-former-aide.html . PDF of the letter is here: http://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/468968/waltdevries.pdfEveryone, please help get this article higher in Google news search: google news, expand election coverage, and click on the Telegraph article and Salon article with the full text of the letter.
Oh, he did skewer her as only Jon can do. Just read that Sarah Palin is related to Halle Berry. Oh, that would have to hurt. Berry is an Obama supporter and she's half black.
As a 68 year-old woman, I find Joe Biden very charming. He's also an extremely intelligent and caring man with a lifetime of experience in Washington. His wife is a very lucky woman. And I think that all women, who have been following the news stories over the past four years, know that the only way to go is to vote DEMOCRATIC in November.Obama/Biden/Democratic Congress 2012Beaglemom
Beaglemom, Trust me- as a forty-hrmpbrgh year old VERY happily engaged woman- I was RIGHT there with you. Also, too! One of my students brought her 9 week old beagle to campus yesterday. It was SO cute, I tried to buy it off her on the spot. I guess I have never seen a baby beagle before. It totally made me take leave of my senses. I've always been a proponent of shelter pets and never agreed with "designer" dogs. But I was blowing the dust off my checkbook cover (who writes checks anymore?) and waving that sucker around like it had a wet paint sign on it. I can't believe something that cute exists.
Exactly. I am nearly 60, and would date Biden in a heartbeat. When your opponent does nothing but lie, how is one supposed to respond? Obama was skewered for NOT responding to Mitt's madeup fantasy world, and Biden is skewered FOR responding. I think Fox wants a good old fashioned duel at sundown.
Oh,come on.You know the GOP thinks women who have done their child bearing duty already have no business even thinking about being with a man. Thats why they should just go get breast cancer or uterine or ovarian cancer,not get any screenings,and die.
This was such a thing of beauty. Menschie was in the study working on some briefs and I had to scream "come in here right now!!!" and rewind it so he could see the glorious takedown in full. I have said before- if I never hear another manipulative, completely made up line of medical speak from Keith Ablowhard, it would be fine by me. I wasn't aware he had ACTUALLY accused Biden of having dementia until watching Stewart last night. This guy is quickly taking breitbarf's place as the Most Disgusting Man On TV. (and tied for first with Rush in Most Disgusting Man, period)I bet Palin is absolutely spitting adderall shards over Stewart's blistering observances. And it's about time she started getting called out on her ridiculous words and deeds. I was just thinking last night- the reason Palin gets away with so much is because she DOES so much. She constantly is saying or doing something which is offensive or marginalizing. People don't call her out because they think "oh, she said THAT? And that? And did WHAT?!" They simply don't want to DEAL with her. So I'm particularly grateful for Jon Stewart and his absolutely spot on skewering of Palin. One thing in particular I was thinking of last night- why does nobody EVER question Palin about why she sent her last State Of The State address as governor to LEVI JOHNSTON for his "approval"? It's not like she sent it to a bulk making list and Levi just HAPPENED to be on the list. No, she sent it to HIS email address for HIS approval. I believe the reason she did so is because Levi wanted to vet anything she said about HIS SON- Trig Palin. And if you look at the language in her SOTS speech, it's another vague proclamation concerning "this child" being "brought into" the family. I think at that point, before they had Levi over a barrel about his mother being arrested and before Palin started trashing him in the media- Levi felt he could still assert his dominance as Trig's father. But back to my point- this is just one of countless things nobody ever calls her out on. Really- what POSSIBLE plausible reason could she have to send the SOTS to a minor child, the self proclaimed "redneck" boyfriend of her teen daughter?Just one of many things I would REALLY like to see her get called out on.
O/T: Latina perspective on Mittens:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVIrNxba0ls&feature=player_embedded
Repubs are despicable and evil. Biden was the winner but they try to trash and discredit him. In the presidential debate, they tried to trash and discredit Pres. Obama. So as far as Repubs are concerned, the Repub candidate is always the winner.My question is, why didn't the so-called Dem pundits defend Pres. Obama, and VP Biden? I am so sick of the 'left' being so damn passive. The jumped on the bandwagon and trashed Pres. Obama, too.And then when Biden had his turn and mopped floor with Ryan, the Dems did not make a big deal out of it, no praise coming from the 'left'.
Not true. There was plenty of praise on MSNBC.
Poor, poor, pitiful Sarah. Must suck to know that Honey Boo, Boo, is a bigger hit than her, and Bristols failed reality tv. And trust me, Honey Boo, Boo is horrid.
I think the comment about Sarah confusing Biden dragging Ryan like a musk ox was really Mark dragging Bristol across the dance floor....lol, way too funny. I am sure Jon thought about that one but was too kind. Ever wonder why they rehearse in AZ? Could it possibly be to avoid the other dancers and the photo whores? My money is on Kirsty going home and the waddling duck has another fact paycheck.I know we are all on pins and needles about the debate tonight, but I am feeling pretty good about Obama this time...he is finally pissed off.
From your lips to uncle Joe's ears, Sharon. I'm hoping Biden has had President Obama on a steady diet of raw meat and fox news these past few days- may he hit that stage tonight and go for that cowardly, dishonest, scheming, out of touch, flip flopper's jugular.
OMG! I guess I should have just assumed it came with a spew alert! That was hilarious!Oh, and Tundra Turd? I don't think Jon Stewart is impressed with you in any way, shape, or form.
Must suck to know that you were on a Presidential ticket and now you can't even get invited to a republican convention. Well at least you have your children to pimp out and try and get some more attention that way since no one else gives a rats ass what you think, where you are, what you do. Honey Boo Boo has more clout than her stupid ass and is smarter too since she "chose" Obama.
Don't feed the trolls! It just goes directly to their thighs.