Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey
Malia is pretty enough to be a model...and I guarantee that if any of Granny Grifter's kids were that attractive, they'd be on the runway, pronto. But I doubt that either of the Obama girls will be doing any modeling, unless it's for charity because they seem smart and grounded enough to know that that is an awful life.
The whole family seems to place a high priority on education too. Don't imagine the girls will be heading for any careers before they finish college or beyond.
Both of the Obama girls are pretty enough to be a model.
You called it right; we rarely see the Obama girls, and when we do, it's not for cutting school bus brake lines or getting drunk and pregnant underage or trashing someone's boat/house/property. The Obama girls are always dressed appropriately for their age and never has anyone said they wanted to give America the "fat middle finger". That is class. The Grifter Granny just wishes she had some.
Great family pictures to start the Holiday season! Thanks.
Sasha is just like me, I too, was always clinging to my daddy when I was a little girl. And even when I grew up, I was always clinging to daddy.
I was the same way, Anon 4:03. I miss him dearly.
Parenting done right is RIGHT, Gryphen! Here in D.C., I have heard only good things about the First Daughters, said by the teacher who teaches one, by the father of the twins whose tennis doubles team defeated an Obama daughter and her tennis partner ("She was very gracious when she lost," said the proud dad), by others.The President says that the family plans to stay in Washington until the girls finish school with their friends. Even though their school is a short walk from Casa Biscuitbarrel, the discreet black Ford Suburbans escorting them to class are about all I see of them. Which is GREAT!When new photos--as the ones you posted--show up, I'm amazed at how much they've grown, and impressed by the appropriateness of their dress and behavior.As Eeyore might have said, "Not like SOME..." Though Eeyore probably would have been struck dumb if the Palins ever took a detour into the Hundred Acre Wood.
Life is not about making comparisons. Life is for living. Look around you. Are you 100% happy with everything in your life? Go. Live. Explore. Conquer.Why are liberals the most judgmental and ignorant? It's ironic and contradictory of the word no?
Anonymous2:02 PMKrazy Krusty is completely OFF her meds y'all!
You are needed over at SPHASH right now. Some sort of controversy with STDs and wonky tongue and secret records of some sort.
Anon 2:02Don't you mean Live Life Vibrantly and we are all going to talk about you anyway so we might as well dance with God on our sides so here's a big middle finger you haters?
Our troll is finally recovered from her fetal position after the epic Obama win? Hahahaha
Oh good fortune cookie, grasstroller! The trick is to keep it to yourself, the magic elves who stuff them know who they're for. So your life is THAT dull? LOL
You know the Obama girls will be going to college to pursue further education and you can be damn sure they won't be doing reality shows or going on DWTS.
Nor will they be DROPPING out of High School with 9 MONTH MONO, or for Criminal behavior. Nor will they be using Drugs and getting Drunk on DYLAN KOLVIG'S BOAT. Nor will they be having Babies while UNMARRIED TEENS. Evangelicals call the babies of UNWED TEEN MOTHERS BASTARDS.
I didn't know you were best friends with the President and his family? Wow Gryphen, you must feel so important making your judgments. Btw, his kids are just now entering their teen years. Also, I've never hear ANYONE ever call themselves perfect. People are people, not to be judged by your small mind.
Anonymous2:04 PMKrazy Krusty lecturing Gryphen about being perfect and judgments....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Are you best friends with the Palins, Kristy? Because you sure do make a lot of judgements about them.
Can you imagine the Bullshit he is NOT letting tho by Krazy Krusty??Oh yea, go head over to the wasyphillis thread krusty!Don't sully up the Obama post with anything that smacks of payme!
It's the "people are people" troll dropping her turds of wisdom! ROFL
"If we were simply to judge this man by the people who love him he would already be one of the greatest Presidents in history."It's no wonder you refuse to post about this man's lies as a President and before his first term. You simply cannot see him. You really are worse than any "bot." There's isn't a person who can make the judgments you make without possessing another's brain. Or are you actually stupid?
Anonymous2:06 PMErrr...Krusty...you've been asked before to list these "lies"...and still we get nothing but *crickets*! Why aren't you stalking Beefy's FB begging for that "Like"...why you got to be all up on IM losing your shit? It's your birthday stalker...air out your room...order yourself a cake...it's pathetic that you are begging that tramp for some attention! LOL!!
2:06 PM Without IM, you have no life. You should thank Gryphen everyday for giving you the opportunity to have somewhere to post. Gryphen could shut you off, but we Liberals have compassion for the MENTALLY UNSTABLE like you and Sarah Palin.
Holy shit krusty get a grip!I know its your b-day and all but lay off the redbulls!Haven't you heard? They will kill U!
Shouldn't you be wearing your Paul Revere costume and warning the British about "Death Panels"?
Shut your mouth troll.
What lies? Go ahead and post them with links, Dopey. It will improve your complete lack of credibility immensely.
Still slandering and exaggerating are we? Get a life. Never too late to start.
slandering and exaggerating?You are confused and have lost your way. You can get back on track at c4p or Palin's ghost written Facebook page. She also pops up (not recently) and does that slandering and exaggeratin' thingy at the Fox propaganda network. Also, SarahPac needs funds. Please donate. 2016 is only four years away.
Anonymous2:06 PMStill slandering and exaggerating are we? Get a life. Never too late to start.Still stalking and exaggerating are we? Krusty has no life. Never to late to start.Happy Birthday Stalker! LOL!!
Bless her white cotton straight jacket with the word "Krusty" in black laundry pen across the neck.
You fail to point out that both those girls are young. I've never met a person their ages who didn't exhibit perfect behavior. The people who you are slyly attacking certainly weren't unlike them. Not that you can make judgments about anyone other than yourself. You know, because you don't know anyone other than yourself. I feel sorry for you.
"I've never met a person their ages who didn't exhibit perfect behavior."Really? At ages 14 and 11??? Clearly you haven't been around a lot of young people.I'm a teacher in an elementary school and I see inappropriate behavior from some children starting the moment they walk into kindergarten. In most cases, their younger siblings are just as out of control and it usually has to do with a lack of parenting skills or attention.Sure, the later teen years can be the most challenging, but disrespectful, anti-social, and even aggressive behavior have no age limits.
Lily Bird2:09 PMWho are you meeting from your bed Krusty? The pizza delivery guy...the chinese food delivery guy don't count!Happy Birthday Stalker! LOL!!
Take a look at the Palins to see bad behavior that starts way younger than that. What were the older Palin kids up to when they were 14?
You aren't Lillybird, you lying sack of shit!IDK if it is you b-day stfu!Mad b/c Barstool didn't like your facebooik post? BooFuckingHoo.Go away krusty.The Obama girls are beautiful graceful and smart.They are no "Valley trash"! Isn't it time for your meds skank?
Just last summer on the Family Grift-a-thon, Piper (age 10 or 11?) was shoving adults out of the way and acting like an out-of-control brat. Neither of the Obama girls have done such a thing.
You mis-spell "judgement" the same way as the moron @2:06-or, is that you, posting under more than one name? That's not weird at all!
The funny part is, the people you attack, the people you perceive as being beneath you are probably 100 times happier than you and more secure within themselves. They don't live exaggerated lives or concoct these little mythologies to feed political propaganda.
Anonymous2:11 PMRight Krusty...love how you defend the tramp and her funky family even though she won't "Like" your FB post because it's your birthday! Who's pathetic again?Happy Birthday Stalker! LOL!!!
Todd's a pimp and Sarah knows it. How that for happiness?
The funny part is....Krusty knows they're on You Tube- any of em, all of em, dumber than dirt. "Oh, Mr Sarkozy!!! Yes. nailin palin, oh you have a lovely wife! O my gosh!" "What do you read?" "Oh them gotcha questions!"And Krusty idolizes the stupid? Shows poor judgement, never happened to any of the Obamas, why is that???
are you crazy????? Alll sarah and todd did as well as bristol is concoct mythologies about themselves and liesd themselves stupid and they were always spewing propaganda. Come on now....you can't be that stupid???? I guess you can if it is true the studies show that democrats, liberals are smarter and think more critically than republicans and conservatives. You are either a palin on here trying to defend yourselves or your family members but regardless, you are blind if you think sarah is happy.....sarah is miserable right now trying to stay relevant and important and she is being left so far behind because now the repubs see their mistakes and are looking toward more moderate/intelligent people to represent them.....not someone like sarah who lied about having a college degree and lied about .....well, almost everything that came out of her mouth is a lie and unfortunately, bristol is just like her....ignorant and a liar. the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
You do have a nice turn of the phrase, though.When the book finally comes out, exposing all of the Palin frauds - it should be called,"Exaggerated Lives." you said it.
I think it's funny that republicans are the people who admit they're imperfect and for the most part don't look down on anyone, and democrats/liberals see themselves and their "kind" as automatically better and constantly judge others on things they don't understand. At least admit your hypocrisy. You don't know any of the people you write about, negatively or positively, on your blog. Even your "can do no wrong" President has led a pretty wild life and has experienced rough times with his wife and family. YOU are what is wrong with the world. Just let people live their lives. Aren't you a liberal? It's already bad enough you refuse to post some pretty disgusting statements from President Obama and the left while treating them with satin gloves. Now you're acting like the little boy you are by writing even more hypocritical and unfounded propaganda, ignoring the fact that all kids are the same prior to high school.
Anonymous2:18 PMWowee Krusty! Beefy REALLY hurt your feelings today? Why you taking out your krazy rage on Gryphen...it's not his fault that Beefy won't "Like" your post on FB...even though it's your birthday and you BEGGED her too!Happy Birthday Stalker! LOL!!
Yeah, all kids are the same before High School, but most of them do not drop out in 10th grade with 9 month MONO, then have their Mom buy them a G.E.D. Wine Coolers and Tents don't mix. Having sex with a college aged Boy when you were an Adult Sports Reporter in your sister's Dorm Room is cause for TERMINATION from your employer. Then she goes home and coaxes Todd to marry her while pregnant with Curtis Menard's child. Sarah Palin will always be an UNQUALIFIED, UNVETTED Slut.
Could you link us to the video where Palin sincerely apologized for.. well.. ANYTHING? How about a Facebook mea culpa post? No? Well then there's certainly a Tweet from her highness about one of her many faux pas... Nothing?Tell me again how Republicans admit they're imperfect.
So, uh, Dopey? Why aren't you letting people live their lives? Oh wait...never mind, hypocrite.
wow again are you ever wrong....the repubs/conservatives lost the election because they look down on everyone they think is not worthy, poor, unemployed, etc. They are the biggest hypocrites around.....they are antiabortion until they are out of the womb....then they go away....they are sending our young people off to a war they lie about to start and then do nothing for them when they return and refer to them as users who want something for nothing......one of the most outspoken congressmen against abortion from tennessee (a doctor) had sex with patients in exchange for pills and when both got pregnant, wanted them to get abortions....those gop congressmen who are against homosexuality as sinful, are often found to be closet homos or tend to be pedophiles......yes, a small number of democrats have been found guilty of same but unfortunately, the majority of them are the gop hypocrites. It is the gop who refuses science, climate change, facts, and instead wants to cling to their god (whom they don't even follow because they are too damn ignorant) and their guns they keep posting and worrying that were going to be taken from them.....the gop thrive on fear, the boogey man.....we are more intelligent....we realize there are some things to be feared.....and ignorance and stupidity are two big boogey bears.....and palin is about as ignorant and uneducated, it is embarrassing when she starts talking and she doesn't even get it.....the gop did not want her at the convention this year becasue she is such a detriment....only a few have continued to stand with her.....but when they atart talking....then you know why....like attracts like. and as a former high school educator for more than 35 years....no kids are not the same before high school....I specifically worked with students with behavioral issues and so many "regular" students with the same behavior but tried to hide it better.....there are some great parents out there who are doing remarkable jobs....the obamas are 2 of them.....there are more...but the palins are not in that group.....I know that for a fact......now please stop talking about what you have no knowledge of and stop whining about the "disgusting remarks the president has made" ....name them or go away.....you keep saying it but don't tell us what remarks you are talking about....I think you are just a fox news viewer and hannity lover so you have bought into their lies and propaganda and you can't name or repeat because you don't know any...you are just saying crap you have heard....the president has talked about smoking pot and used cocaine a bit....he didn't lie....most deny it or say they didn't inhale or as palin said...tried it once and didn't like it....liar.....she knows she smoked pot a lot....I could care less if she smoked but she just lied and covered her butt as she always does with another lie. Now....whoever you are .....let it go. Because obviously you don't really know anything.
Where's you blog post about Michelle's famous nasty temper, ruthlessness, quarrels with staff, and nannies? Where are the posts highlighting the President's statements disrespecting most Americans by calling hardworkers (something Obama wasn't until President) lazy?Why do you hate life and happy people Gryphen?More importantly, why do liberals deal their insecurities and unhappiness by writing hate and libelous garbage? You're transparent, and I hope you're smart enough to realize it.Obama would never call himself perfect and knows he's made serious mistakes as a man and President. There isn't one public or private figure who is different from him in that regard.
Anonymous2:24 PMHot damn Krusty! Are you finished? Did you hear from Beefy yet? Oh...that's right...you received one of those CEASE & DESIST letters again! Happy Birthday Stalker! LOL!!
President Obama has not made any serious mistakes as President.
Michelle Obama did not marry a Pimp, and raise 3 High School Dropout criminals. BWHAHAHAHA.
OMG! You are so full of bullshit, Dopey, I can smell it here on the opposite coast. Get a real job, deadbeat. Stop making things up about people you don't know. STOP making libelous statements, bitch. You're as demented and nasty as the Tundra Turd.
...AND, President Obama must have been a "hard worker" long before becoming president. He has the degrees and teaching experience to show it.
You're not finished parenting until you die. If one MUST judge parents (which is laughable as no two people are similar), the only justified statement is this: a successful parent is one who has children who live life on their terms and live it happily, who lets their kids make their own mistakes and remedies things on their own accord.The people you obsessively mock and deride are living examples of this.There. Some maturity to add to you trash.
Anonymous2:27 PMBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh Krusty...thank heavens you don't have any kids!Happy Birthday Stalker! LOL!!!
How's that HIDDEN BABY REMEDY, WILLOW? Did Bristol teach you the Hide a Baby Trick?
Your parents weren't very successful, huh? What were you doing at your father's funeral?
"the only justified statement is this: a successful parent is one who has children who live life on their terms and live it happily, who lets their kids make their own mistakes and remedies things on their own accord"Well, that leaves out the Palins. Mama Palin has her hooks so deep into her kids' lives, they'll be in their 50s before they get the chance to "live life on their terms"... if they're lucky.
Nice try, The palins are done when they get pregnant without being married, why is Sarah always running away from Alaska?
okay....wow...I give up....you are a palin on here defending yourself or you are really sick as some suggest. either way....I don't care any more to correct your BS.
JG has a way with insulting millions of good people across the country with one simple blog submission. Hey, he DOES have something in common with the President, who also has insulted millions with distasteful statements pandering to a minority of base supporters. I recommend you get a life and stop living hatefully, judging faceless Americans and people you irrationally dislike. Your libel is useless.
You are needed STAT over at SPHASH. Something about aliens and anal probes. It looks like a HUGE controversy!
Anonymous2:38 PMKrazy Krusty should be thanking the President every day of her miserable life...otherwise that SSI check she receives wouldn't be able to pay for internet service...food deliveries and her meds!Happy Birthday Stalker! LOL!!!
Would that be Dairygate LIBEL? Or is it PIMPGATE/SEX TRAFFICKING LIBEL? BWHAHAHAHA.
the president did not say it like you are repeating....it sounds like you are a beck/hannity fan who both lie and are ungodly crazy.....or you are a palin and you are just a crazy liar. I have read almost everything the president has spoken and he has never been deliberately hurtful but a lot was made to be worse by those nutballs and palin....bottom line.....I watch linktv and freespeech on cable.....where they are not bought and paid for by politicians or corporations....and the truth really comes out....there are some things I disagree with obama on but to say he has been disrespectful toward anyone is a blatant lie told by very dishonest people. There is no one more hateful and dishonest than palin ....no one except beck and hannity and a couple of other disgusting right wingers. seriously.....go educate yourself, esp if you are a palin.
Parenting is about accepting and loving your kids through all their decisions and trials. It is not about judging or acting as if some decisions do not exist. Liberals need to learn this. Most Americans would buckle under the pressure of being in the national spotlight. Most wouldn't quiver at being on a national stage. Only the truly strong and prideful are capable of sustaining that strength even after they've been brutally attacked by anonymous unhinged morons who live to make up stories and personalities about them. There's no such thing as a bad or a good parent. Every one is different. Our journeys are with our children and outside judgment doesn't come into play. However, outside hate trying to force its way in only makes the subject more resilient and more cognizant that there are deeply unhappy people in the world and those people despise seeing others living the lives they choose and desire to live. Haters are to be pitied really.
if you really think that there are no such things as "bad or good parents" then you, my friend, are terribly limited in your thinking skills
Anonymous2:49 PMHaters are to be pitied really.LMAO! Oh Krusty...do you ever READ what you write?Happy Birthday Stalker! LOL!!
Pimps and Grifters don't make good parents.Meth Heads and Ketamine users are on edge all of the time. Sarah and Todd (Sally and Chuck) are horrible parents. They Pal Around with Dirtbags like Ted Nugent and Alaska Militia Members.
Sooooooo, Dope-On-A-Rope, drug addicts, pedophiles, felons, and father's who lust after their daughters are good parents? What about dealers, domestic abusers, and alcoholics? Are they good parents too? You are a complete idiot AND an ass. Furthermore, you have no clue how to parent. I'm praying to God that you don't have kids.
What a loving family with 2 lovely daughters. On election night , I was in awe of how much they have grown, I guess we rarely see them ( Good job Prez and Michele)And we haven't heard how they were running wild, without any parental control and how they felt drunk and getting screwed like Mini Grifter, how refreshing!
Kudos to the Obamas for raising the girls to be lovely young ladies despite the glare of the world spotlight. They have done an admirable job of making life as normal as possible for Malia and Shasha, and the girls seem to be intelligent, thoughtful, responsible, caring young ladies.Credit also to Michelle's mother who seems to have been an important source of stability for her granddaughters. She has remained out of the public eye but has, nevertheless, apparently had a tremendous impact on the family.If only some other families could learn from their example!
GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY! Krusty is one angry stalker y'all! EVERY comment is from her crazy ass! BTW Krusty...if Beefy won't "Like" your FB post because it's your birthday....well...I won't either! LOL!!You are out of control stalker and pissed off to boot! Beefy is STILL afraid of your crazy ass...that's why you had to take down your latest blog of worshipping nonsense! Let it go Krazy...let it GO! LOL!!!PS...if anyone else has noticed...Krusty latest sock puppets are of folks who post on this blog and others! Lazy...just like a damn Palin! LOL!!!
Yep, she ran away from detox, notice her posts just keep getting longer and longer? Ding Dong and Twinkie Withdrawl. She's on a copy and paste jag. Wait till you know what hits the headlines!!
Wow! 10 TROLL posts in a row ... Starting at 2:02 pm - 2:49pm. And it sounds like the same troll in all the comments. I guess the comparison between the first daughters and the WASILLA TRASH daughters really pissed him/her off.And ... I love it that it does. There is no comparison, really ... Class vs Trash.Don't waste your time her, troll, you're not convincing anyone here.F*#k off!
I'm struggling to remember the details, but I think some time after 2008 Palin made an international trip, I think with a subset of her kids, and made a classically insipid remark to the effect that Sasha and Malia shouldn't be the only ones who get to travel. Anyone else remember this? It struck me as a major, major dog whistle aimed straight at the ignorant white-trash heart: those little darkies are living a life of privilege, jet-setting around the world (comporting themselves with nothing but class): how dare they?! The gorgeous pictures G posted would surely aim for the exact same places in the exact same (dare I say dark?) hearts.JK
@5:45- To be sure. "Uppity", you know. Ridiculous and disgusting.
OMG Uncle G, what trolldom have you uncovered? Is this one paid by the word or by the entry?
Wow! Gryphen, you sure struck a nerve. The crazy one is all over this.
Wow! Reading the comments above, I see this post really hit home. How funny the flying monkeys are when faced with confounding reality.
Is someone distressed because Mitt has been put out to pasture and the GOTP is heading the way of the Whigs? Or is it the fact the Sarah Palin is nothing more than fodder for mirth? Ivana Trump she ain't.
Wow, G...you sure have stirred things up around here!Amazing how a post about what a good job the Obamas have done with their daughters can get so many people to react so defensively and angrily.But what do I know since I'm just one of those ignorant, mean ol' liberals who apparently just hate happy people!
Wow, Gryphen...looks like you touched a nerve. How dare you point out that the president's daughters are happy and normal! How DARE you! You don't know them!!! There ya go, troll, now you can take a few minutes off to call the authorities and let them know that your tinfoil hat needs to be tightened.
Wow! The trolls are out in force. Must be bored as their idol has been quiet of late. I was impressed that the Obama girls were not even seen during the campaign. They were home in the White House with their grandmother while their parents campaigned. They were not being used as props, nor were they taken out of school. I have every reason to believe they will grow up to be well-adjusted, productive adults.
Wow, from 2:04 until 2:54, the trolls sure were out and about, weren't they? Or, most likely, it was simply ONE troll. Sorry, folks, the Obama's are a totally different family dynamic than the Palin's. I know which kids I'd trust to babysit at my house, and it won't be any from Alaska's pervert regions.
"And look, not a pregnancy, breaking an entering charge, or reality show to be found anywhere."and nobody pimping, screwing prostitutes, scamming for money, their kids in school, nobody screwing strangers in their sister's Alaska college dorm rooms, nobody downing wine coolers and getting laid and everything they have they earned!What a difference it is when you have an honorable family.
Is that Sarah posting all those negative comments?Hey, Sarah, go parent your kids and grandkids, they need it!
Anonymous3:50 PMNawww....Baldy can't post here...she's too busy getting her drank and METH on...that's Krazy Krusty filling in for her today! LOL!!
I don't know. Gryphen must have touched some raw nerves in quite a few people with just some photos of a happy family! Obviously not everyone is "happy" 100% of the time and admittedly everyone has problems at some point in life. That's life. In the meantime, I am not ashamed to say that I'm very impressed with how the Obamas have managed to come through four years of concentrated bile from those who would love to see them fail. Both parents have continued to take a real interest in their girls' education and in their lives. Photos of the family doing just ordinary family things and walking to church on Sunday mornings are a treat to see. I like the fact that President Obama took his daughters Christmas shopping at a local book store today. He's done that every year. Would that more American parents would take their children to a local bookstore occasionally to buy books! And (in imaginary caps) I am not criticizing non-liberals by expressing my admiration for the Obama family. I just wish they would calm down. President Obama has done nothing to hurt non-Democrats. Take a deep breath and get used to the fact that the Democrats won the election. Beaglemom
As usual Beaglemom you have hit the nail on the head! Wish I could "Like" your comment!And you are right about shopping at local book stores...today was Small Business Saturday and I took my girls to get some books from a local book store...my oldest LOVES to read...she always puts books on her Christmas and birthday list!I am re-reading "Deathly Hallows" for the fourth time and it's just as good as the three times I read it before! LOL!!
I'm watching it! LOL
What a difference from the Wasillabillies parading across the RNC Stage with Bristol all PADDED UP trying to look Pregnant. What an embarrassment they were to the Republican Family Values Party. That is what led to McCain's loss in 2008. The Lactating Mother of Trig with towels inside of her dress to stop the leaking.
The Lactating Mother of Trig and Tripp with towels inside of her dress to stop the leaking.There, fixed it for ya!
Because we've rarely seen them, these photos show the value of parents who put their kids best interest before theirs. What a beautiful family.
All four of the Obamas are gracious, compassionate, and intelligent. We are truly blessed as a nation to have them. I really believe that President Obama will go down in history as one of the greatest presidents America has ever had.
I believe you are absolutely right about that.....it has been a long time that I have been this satisfied and happy with a president.....there are still some things I wish he would do but I think maybe in time he will....but it doesn't negate the great, the fantastic things about him......sarah can't stand him because she doesn't exist in his world or Michele's and they are worlds ahead of the palins.....millions doesn't give you class, or intelligence, or charisma.....you can be just as ignorant, uneducated, stupid, appealing only to common denominator of anger, hatred etc as palin did....she had nothing else....except her looks and even now as it always does, beauty passes and is replaced by the ugliness that resides underneath.....only those beautiful in spirit continue with the outward beauty. Sarah just looks downright hard, and ugly when she talks......but that is what happens when beauty is all you think you've got and so instead of evolving into something beautiful, you just shed the physical beauty and finally morph into what you really are underneath.
Don't feed the trolls! It just goes directly to their thighs.