Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Sarah Palin on Fox News last night refusing to accept reality. Sadly for her reality would NOT be denied!

Click faces of meth to play video

“I just cannot believe, though, that the majority of Americans would believe that incurring more debt is good for our economy, for our children’s futures, for job creators. I cannot believe that the majority of Americans would believe it’s OK not to follow the Constitution and not have a budget. And I can’t believe the majority of Americans say it’s OK to rely on foreign sources of energy instead of drilling and mining our own resources."

“It’s a perplexing time for many of us right now, if things continue in this trend that we have seen earlier tonight.”

Yeah, well everything you just said is bullshit lady, but you BETTER believe that America just provided this President with a mandate to move forward into the future, and to completely ignore YOUR ideas of what is right for this country!

It is clear that after Florida finally gets their act together and calls the election for the President, he will have received 332 electoral votes this time around, which is nineteen more than even Nate Silver predicted. And the Republicans laughed at him!

And this happened with the unemployment rate at 7.9 percent, voter suppression and voter fraud rampant throughout the country, and four years of the Republican party desperately trying to keep this President from achieving ANY success whatsoever. What has just happened should serve as a wake up call to every member of the GOP.

But you know what? It won't.

It won't because they simply cannot bring themselves to admit that THEY do not represent where this country is, and where this country is going.  They are the past, in many ways the ugly past, and they simply cannot visualize where the evolution of this country is headed. (The fact that they don't believe in evolution might have something to do with that as well.)

If you want a laugh go ahead and click that image, and watch Palin frantically trying to make sense out of what is happening right before her eyes. And then remember that SHE and her running mate were rejected four years ago, and that last night their agenda and their candidates were rejected yet again, Which included not only Mitt Romney by the way, but also the defeat of Tea Party favorites Allen West, Todd Akin, Richard Mourdock, Joe Walsh, Tommy Thompson, and even Scott Brown.

And after you do that, go outside and take a deep breath.

Do you smell that? That is what hope smells like. Isn't it wonderful?

Update: Okay well this popped up on Palin's Facebook page right before I posted this:

America, don’t lose heart. This election is not an “Obama mandate,” nor is it a rejection of conservatism. Unanswered ads like this one running in blue collar swing states defined Romney early on, and the Obama media also piled on with the narrative that Romney would harm the middle class. (As I personally have witnessed, once a bell is rung by a biased media, it’s impossible to un-ring it.) Ironically, it’s Obama’s socialist policies that will destroy America’s working class as he outsources opportunities. 

Hang in there, America. Fight for what is right. Don’t look to government or any politician to solve your problems. Government can’t make you happy, healthy, wealthy or wise. Obama is a master at reading the right “soaring” words fed into his teleprompter, but actions speak louder than words. So, hold tight to 2 Corinthians 4:8 because we’re in for a wild ride. 

We must survive. United. One nation under God. 

"We are hard-pressed on every side, yet not crushed; we are perplexed, but not in despair; persecuted but not forsaken, struck down, but not destroyed." – 2 Corinthians 4:8-9.

 - Sarah Palin

Hey do you know what smells even better than hope in the morning? Desperation!

I wonder if she will EVER realize that she is not talking to "America?" Just in case she didn't notice "America" just voted overwhelmingly for our President.

The only people SHE is talking to are the crazy Bible thumpers who believe that conservation is a waste of time because Jesus is coming tomorrow, that climate change is not real because God gave us this planet to do with what we please, and the low information morons who believe that raising the tax rate on the top one percent means that Donald Trump won't call their trailer out of the blue to offer them their dream job.

You know paint chip eaters.

199 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:06 AM

    Sarah Sarah Sarah, you should be dancing vibrantly and whatnot with your talentless, troglodyte, philistine family at what an Obama second term means for you - a contract renewal at Fox News.

    Someone should still be raising the specter of America's death by socialism. You are awesome at it, best of all, it requires no homework, analysis, critical thought whatsoever.

    So, congratulations Sarah, you may only retain a six-figure deal, but you'll still be wealthy enough to have Obama redistribute it to us godless sluts.

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    1. I seriously doubt they continue with her. Why not a fresher idiot like Ryan? He's the newest just-defeated vice pres candidate.

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  2. Caroll Thompson9:07 AM

    Sarah Palin is a moron and I personally will dance an Irish jig when I hear that her FOX contract will not be renewed.

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    1. Anonymous9:47 AM

      And what will you do when it 'is' renewed? Hate even more?

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    2. Anonymous10:07 AM

      It's not 'hating' as much as it is 'making fun of' ... SP is such a joke.

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    3. Sorry 9:47AM...Baldy's contract WILL NOT be renewed. She's done at FAKE News...let that "THING" go on about her business...don't waste your time defending that old broke ass crone! LOL!!!

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    4. WakeUpAmerica10:13 AM

      @9:47
      That's all you've got? That's it! How witty!

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    5. Anonymous10:19 AM

      @9:47-

      Fuck you...

      Our AMAZING President WON!!!!!!

      AGAIN!!!!!

      Suck. It. Bitch. :)

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    6. Didja hear? Mitch McConnell just announced his number one priority is to make Barack Obama a two-term president.

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    7. Anonymous1:12 PM

      @10:19 AM, I second that Fuck YOU, Sarah. YOU LOST, YOU LOSER! Even with your whoring out your family, Americans can't stand you and all your entourage. Here's a parting fuck you, just for good measure because I hope to never hear from you again.

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    8. Anonymous2:16 PM

      I third the FU to Sarah Palin. And wasn’t it government that made her rich? It might have been a bit more difficult if she hadn’t moved her schtick to Juneau in a bid for celebrity. It certainly could not be called governing, but hey! How else was she going to get out of the valley? If Fox renews her contract we can still call her out on her shit. Actually, she is predictable and I can’t see FOx digging in with her fame whore crap.

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    9. Anonymous6:54 PM

      I fourth the FU to Sarah and I second -- or third -- the idea that she's going to lose her "job" at Fox. Now that Alan West is out of a job, there's no reason for them to keep her around. He can actually speak in complete sentences.

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  3. Olivia9:10 AM

    The only thing that would have made the outcome of this election more perfect for me is if Sarah Palin had been the VP candidate and I could have watched her lose AGAIN!

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    1. Anonymous10:20 AM

      Agreed,

      I want to see Sarah cry again!! :)

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    2. POOR SARAH! She's not a political wonk... She's just a wonky-eyed, saggy-assed, bag of bones.

      Pretty soon, if not already, the only fan she will have left will be her sister-fucking brother, Creepy Chunk, Jr.

      Then, once she's dead-ass broke and drops him from her payroll, she'll be on her own altogether. Maybe later, maybe sooner, but that day is a comin'.

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  4. Anonymous9:13 AM

    Seriously, what is wrong with her face? Does anorexia raise your testosterone levels or something? Yeesh.

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    1. Anonymous9:46 AM

      If Meth won't do it there are always Bath Salts.

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    2. Anonymous10:19 AM

      I believe that verse from Corinthians is about her wigs.

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    3. Anonymous11:24 AM

      Her face is imploding.

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    4. Anonymous11:40 AM

      menapause

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    5. Anonymous2:04 PM

      Anorexia is associated with the growth of fine facial hair called lanugo. So, that could explain some of it.

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  5. Anonymous9:14 AM

    The graphics are a bit ugly, but the sentiment is right on:

    http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj497/Libprog/22604_245667642228372_1711542496_n.jpg

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    1. Anonymous6:47 PM

      So, What happened with Paul Ryan and his seat?

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  6. lostinmn9:15 AM

    Wonder who gave her the bible quote? She sure as hell didn't come up with it. Is it just me or does she really look like crap these days?

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    1. Anonymous10:57 AM

      Her mother's refrigerator door is filled with magnets of bible quotes. And you think she doesn't read?

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    2. Anonymous2:22 PM

      She doesn't read (although refrigerator magnet religion is about what we've come to expect from her).

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  7. Anonymous9:20 AM

    Sarah Palin is as CRAZY as she looks. Why hasn't she posted anything on Facebook about the ongoing SEX TRAFFICKING INVESTIGATION by the Parnell Administration? Is she avoiding that because of Todd's History? Does she not care about Alaska?

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    1. Anonymous9:55 AM

      Will somebody please send a copy of "Boys will be boys" to the lead investigator.

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    2. Anonymous10:32 AM

      No.

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  8. Anonymous9:22 AM

    Two TWO very important things to me:
    1 - the long wait lines to vote in states like FL (rethug gov) is akin to a POLL TAX. Foregoing a days pay to vote is nothing but a poll tax. As a single mother of 2 boys years ago, I could not have done it! Great thanks to those who sacrificed for our future.

    If the rethug gov/atty generals can't even provide polling places for their constituents why in the hell would you think they could govern/run a state etc? Really?

    Obama says that has to be fixed.

    2 - a very big #2 is that the 2014 elections will be coming on the heels of Obama's victory and the Dems' victories who captured seats in House and Senate last night.

    If the Dem ground game is intact and the evolving Nazi party (right wing ideologues) don't change hugely then Obama's last 2 years in office could bring about incredible change as he could conceivably have support sufficient to leave a legacy that honors our country's promises and sees the gap between the haves and have nots diminish.

    Thanks to everyone who voted and to those who tried and were thwarted by the losing right who failed to buy/steal/lie their way to the offices they thought were theirs for the asking, including Rmoney.

    It was said by some pundit that Romney had only one speech ready last night and that was his acceptance of the presidency, thus it was a scramble to cobble something together to say to the public.

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    1. Anonymous10:19 AM

      The Dems can't snooze in 2014 like they did in 2010.

      Sorry -- but that's the truth

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    2. Anonymous11:07 AM

      This might not be popular here...

      The Democratic disaster in 2010 was caused in part by Obama for America not doing what it could and should have done for the Democratic Party.

      I watched OFA being organized in 2007-2008. They to a significant degree both coopted and neutralized what Howard Dean and others organized and used with great success in 2006. It was effective, but not necessarily for the Democratic party.

      The big question IMHO is:

      What happens now with the Obama team and ground machine that won the Presidency twice? Hopefully they will not be used to sell lame duck session shit sandwiches to the voters.

      The Republicans and their allies will have more money to spend on the midterms in 2014 than they spent on this election unless the Supreme Court's Billionaires United Against the USA decision is somehow overturned.

      If you are not getting started today for Democratic candidates in 2014, then you are already getting ready to lose in 2014.



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    3. Anonymous11:26 AM

      Amen 10:19 No resting on our laurels. As our President said, we still have a LOT of work to do - all of us!

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    4. Anonymous11:53 AM

      Nothing to be sorry about: We have to finish this job in 2014 by getting replacing the rest of the T-Baggers. :)

      Keep it going!

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  9. Anonymous9:27 AM

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/post/palin-admits-to-not-thinking/2012/11/06/67a3da2e-280d-11e2-96b6-8e6a7524553f_blog.html

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  10. Anonymous9:28 AM

    'UNITED STATES, WASILLA, and LOS ANGELES', Tell us what you know about the Sex Trafficking by Todd PIMP DADDY Palin. We know that all of you are Palins and you know what your Husband/Dad was doing. Hopefully you haven't spent all of his profits, he will need funding for his upcoming Court cases. And Sarah, you should back off of the President, before his Attorney General looks into your SARAPAC SCAM if he has not already. Keep running your mouth, AIP TRAITOR.

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  11. Not only did they get a thorough trouncing in the electoral college, they also lost the popular vote.

    That's gonna hurt.

    Is Florida still up in the air? The final nail will be if Florida goes to Obama. Despite all of Rick Scott's efforts to suppress Democratic voters, it would be such sweet revenge if Florida went to Obama.

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  12. Anonymous9:29 AM

    I have to disagree with Gryphen's response to his question:

    "Hey do you know what smells even better than hope in the morning? Desperation!"

    My response would have been 'Extinction'

    FYI reminder:
    Nate Silver is guest on the Daily Show tonight. The applause he'll get when he walks out -- will rock the building!!

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  13. Dis Gusted9:30 AM

    she looks like a blow up doll with it's wig falling off...

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    1. Anonymous11:25 AM

      A blow up doll that hasn't been blown up all the way.

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    2. Anonymous11:54 AM

      LOL! Awesome!

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    3. Anonymous6:48 PM

      No, no,

      Sarah,

      the "gaunt" look is SUPER. SEXY...

      Keep. It. Up. (By Throwing it up; Good Girl)

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  14. Anonymous9:30 AM

    Sarah ought to be thanking her lucky stars that Obama got reelected. Now she stands a better chance of having her contracted at Fox in January, where she can continue to say all of those nasty things about President Obama. Sarah's fans are already written comments that mention 2016. Sarah can tease them with that "will she run or won't she" stuff in order to keep contributions coming into her PAC.

    Gryphen is right. All that Sarah has now are the people in the Religious Right. She has been quoting Bible verse lately, and Bristol's blog is posted through a Christian website.

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    1. Anonymous10:25 AM

      I'd bet that her Fox contract is not renewed as Roger is not a stupid man -- well most times. He knows and sees the writing on the walls that the Rethugs have to grow their tent to include minorities, etc. and having stunned & stupid on air doesn't help that.

      Ailes & Murdoch know that the GOP will not survive on 'old angry white men'. Add the fact they see it too -- she's as ugly as sin now and won't appeal to males. They need new 'meat' to appeal to the dirty old men.

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    2. Anonymous6:49 PM

      I think her contract will be renewed,

      it will be 1/4 of the initial offer,

      $500,000 for two years.

      She will take it cuz the bitch it done.

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  15. Not only did they get thoroughly trounced in the electoral college, but they also lost the popular vote.

    That's gonna hurt.

    Has Florida been called yet? It would be such sweet revenge if after all Rick Scott's efforts to suppress and disenfranchise the Democratic vote Florida went to Obama.

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  16. Anonymous9:32 AM

    What's wrong with her neck? She should get that fixed.
    What's wrong with her left eye? She still needs to get that fixed.
    Sarah loses. We win.
    Sarah loses. America wins.

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  17. Anonymous9:34 AM

    Sarah Palin faked a special needs pregnancy for political purposes. She is the greatest hoax ever played on the American people. She is not trig's mother.

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    1. Anonymous11:21 AM

      Still as true as it ever was.

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    2. Anonymous11:56 AM

      Many of us here realize that, we are just waiting for the proof....like the real mother coming forward and/or Trig's birth certificate. Can you help?

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  18. Anonymous9:36 AM

    Another throat punch in Sarah's gobbly turkey neck. Can you say owned? America still thinks Barack is better than republiscum. Hahahaha

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  19. People on HP were making fun of her use of the word "perplexing," so she had to Google a Bible verse with the word perplexing in it. Dance!

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    1. Anonymous11:10 AM

      lol rotlmfao

      Like perplexing is aktulaly on the founding father's (of teh Cherchez) papyrus scrolls! U kno- teh onez with DINO footprints on 'em!~

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  20. Anonymous9:38 AM

    Hi Gryph! Missed you - I've lurked but working on campaigns stole my time. Thanks for being as snarky as ever!

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  21. Anonymous9:38 AM

    "I just cannot believe, though, that the majority of Americans would believe that incurring more debt is good for our economy" -Sarah Palin

    But hey America send Sarah Palin your best donations to convince her to run for president!

    What the fuck do you mean Sarah Paylin is not running and is keeping our money? What kind of scam / con job is she running on America?

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    1. Anonymous10:23 AM

      What kind of scam / con job is she running on America?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Bitch is scamming *some* of America. She's powerless, though, in the big scheme of things.

      She still has knives over throats in Wasilla, though...

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    2. Anonymous10:51 AM

      Someone's got a page:

      Palin4Prez '16

      Good Freaking Luck!!!!

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    3. Anonymous11:12 AM

      Because:: DUMBYA and him keeping us mostly safe and Budget Surpluses!!!

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    4. Anonymous12:06 PM

      Well, anon 10:51, there are only about 16 people who'd vote for her, so that's appropriate.

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    5. Anonymous8:18 AM

      and all 16 are being rewarded handsomely by Sarah's SuperPAC. Wish the IRS or some political party officials would open up her can of worms and see why she can use all those donations to spend money on herself and her family. Paying her Daddy $100,000 a year to open envelopes should raise some questions. And paying Piper to be her body guard and all those nannies and ghost writers so she can travel for her job--when she has no job--should raise some ethics questions. Sarah Palin is good at raising money for herself but doesn't believe that someone like her should have to pay income tax. IRS should examine her filings and use the Palins as a prime example of cheating on your taxes--but Obama would be blamed for picking on her if anyone in his Government dared to question her about all those unethical things she does. Same with Bristol--Alaskans are furious about how the Palins are using that filming law she signed into effect to their advantage.

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  22. Anonymous9:40 AM

    GOP was totally rejected by the American people last night. They are a dying party and will be extinct in a decade if not sooner. They have no hope at remaining a viable political party and anyone who voted for them is a sad, confused, uninformed moron.

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    1. emrysa8:07 PM

      yep, never thought I'd cheer for extinction but WOOOOT bring it on!

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  23. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Also, too.

    Tea Party feels strengthened even in midst of Mitt Romney defeat and GOP failure to take Senate

    www.boston.com/news/politics/2012/2012/11/07/tea-party-feels-strengthened-even-midst-mitt-romney-defeat-and-gop-failure-take-senate/SQVKnXBxc8wScMa2cxPtjJ/story.html

    We just lead at the end of the first inning. Parnell still Governor and on down the line most of the wingnut haters are still there and spending hundreds of millions to stick it to us. Most say Commies Mooslims and it's rMONEY's fault.

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    1. Anonymous10:45 AM

      That's cognitive dissonance in full swing. Also insanity, you know keep doing the same thing expecting different results? With Limbaugh and Ari Fleischer recommending the GOP stay white, old, and near death well let's just hope they follow such "sage" advice.

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  24. Anonymous9:42 AM

    Damn! Time is not Sarah Palin's friend. Looks like she doesn't have a lot of time left.

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  25. Anonymous9:48 AM

    Why is Sarah Palin speaking? Doesn't she have multiple grandkids to watch and some unmarried daughters she needs to monitor 24/7 so that they don't get pregnant like unmarried uneducated unemployed Bristol?

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    1. Anonymous10:26 AM

      Funny,

      Mitt "loves" America so much, he keeps his money far, far away from it;

      Sarah "loves" her family so much, she keeps far, far away from them.

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    2. Anonymous11:58 AM

      LOL! Love it!

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  26. Sally in MI9:51 AM

    Sorry, Sarah, but this was a repudiation of all your hete and lies. I have an very angry niece in Texas with a child, a husband and no health care who hates Obama. Wonder how she'll feel in four years when she HAS health care and her child is able to get his shots and checkups. Or will that be some Bush magic too? These people are so wrapped up in their mythology of Obama, the angry (when?) black man (half) who hates (lies) America and let those 4 Americans die while watching on TV..you know, it was broadcast live by Fox. No matter that the President works across the crocodile infested moat set up by the GOP, no matter that he cares about womens' issues, no matter that he ended one war and will end the 2nd on his watch, thank God! No matter that the Bible-thumping right is about as Christian as the Taliban and is only interested in more money and more guns. No Obama is the devil to them. Not sure how to change them, but voting out their reps felt good!

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  27. Anonymous9:53 AM

    Peggy Bundy!!


    But without the charm and good looks.

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    1. Anonymous10:55 AM

      ...or class.

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  28. Bristol's Real Chin10:01 AM

    It's easy for Sarah to talk about how people should worry about incurring "more debt." Not everyone has a PAC funneling funds to them, Grifter! Or a lucrative contract to spew venom on Faux.

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  29. Anonymous10:02 AM

    soooo, Sarah is back in her Alaska crypt now? All grinch green just in time for the holidays? Fake fire, fake hair, fake fake fake. Dang, she is looking worse and worse. I hope this means her tv days are numbered.

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  30. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Victoria Jackson On Obama's Win: 'I Can't Stop Crying, America Died'

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/07/victoria-jackson-obama-election-crying-america-died_n_2088257.html

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    1. Anonymous10:53 AM

      With a voice like hers, I wish she would.

      Nails on a chalkboard is more tolerable

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  31. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Oh sure, Sarah, blame the truth.

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    1. Anonymous10:55 AM

      That was good!

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  32. Anonymous10:17 AM

    She is done. All the stupid candidates she endorced, lost. She stood on the stage with them and said they were great Americans... Scott, Akins,Murdoch, West and more. She is the downfall for election and the Republican Party.

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    1. Anonymous11:19 AM

      Nope..Cruz won.

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    2. Anonymous12:30 PM

      Didn't she endorse Deb Fisher? She won.

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    3. Anonymous12:52 PM

      Cruz would have won without her late endorsement.

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  33. Anonymous10:19 AM

    See, there is something I don't understand in all this frenzy by the right of President Obama winning re-election. They're saying the world is coming to an end. Ummmm isn't' that what they've been praying so hard for? The 2nd coming? The rapture?! If they're so close to it now, why are they all so damned upset about it?!

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  34. Anonymous10:23 AM

    November 7, 2012

    The GOP has announced going forward that it will be celebrating 'Cinco de Mayo'.


    Re: Memo from desk of Rupert Murdock and the Fox News Network:

    Dear loyal viewers,

    Staring January 2013 our evening propaganda news hours with O'Reilly, Hannity and Van Susteren with be displaying Spanish subtitles.

    Also, too...

    We will be changing our panel of commentators on Fox & Friends to reflect the need for $ocial diver$ity to include:

    An African American, a Muslim, a gay, a lesbian and a Latino with a heavy Chicano accent.

    Gracias and have a mucho gusto day!

    Roger Ailez

    PS. Sarah Palin, blow me!

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  35. Anonymous10:25 AM

    guess who got a shiny new globe for the background, and another pile of dried grassy crap!

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  36. Anonymous10:28 AM

    Someone got to Trump.

    His tweets from last night (or early morning) have been deleted about the election.

    Still time for someone to do the same to Trump as was done to Rush -- go after the network & sponsors to destroy his apprentice show. Take that racist prick and kick him to the curb.

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  37. Anonymous10:31 AM

    LOL her hair and lips, we'll be seeing her next on The Real Housewife of Alaska.

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  38. Anonymous10:33 AM

    I see she broke out the "Big Hair" wig for her hopefully last fox appearance. what a fool

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  39. Anonymous10:35 AM

    Time for your propofol, Sarah dear. We'll wake you at Easter, m'kay?

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  40. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Sarah: You quote 2 Cor. 4:8-9 - Before preaching the gospel, there are expectations that those who share mustn't ignore. You forgot to quote the the first part of this chapter 4. It begins with: "Therefore since we have this ministry, as we have received MERCY, we do not lose heart.

    But we have RENOUNCED the hidden things of SHAME, not walking in CRAFTINESS nor handling the Word of God DECEITFULLY, but by manifestation of the TRUTH commending ourselves to every man's conscience in the SIGHT of God."

    And in verse 7, the one before 8 and 9: "But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellence of the power may be of God and not of US".

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  41. “Don’t look to government or any politician to solve your problems.” But give ME money. Sarah Palin should never have gotten this far; it’s ludicrous.

    You can’t force halfwits to be full wits, not even with a two-by-four. Sigh.

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    1. Anonymous11:37 AM

      Explain that to the victims of Sandy, Sarah. The National Weather Service predicted the storm. The Coast Guard rescued people. Volunteer electricians from California were flown to New Jersey by military transport. Just because Sarah didn't want to give any aid to Alaskans who were starving doesn't mean that everyone else should be as heartless.

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    2. Anonymous2:29 PM

      So true. Just another sign she had no idea what governing is all about and the very basic contract we all have to look out for each other. But, in her mind the government is a threat to her church. This is the evangelical view: churches are here to help, families are the source of all sustenance and government is evil. Thus the reason she called up Graham during the Emmonak crisis. This is the 1950s mindset foisted upon people in evangelical churches when communism was their main enemy. Unfortunately, people like Sarah have never had a thought in her life that wasn’t informed by her religious belief. And her family is stuck in the 1950s. CHuck should have stayed in Idaho.

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    3. Anonymous6:53 PM

      in her mind the government is a threat to her church.
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

      Sarah Palin could not give a single rat's ass about her church;

      what she DOES care about is their (the church followers) collective ideology,

      used as a weapon (by Sarah and company)

      toward those with opposing views.


      She is ripped from the Devil's loins, that one.

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  42. Anonymous10:44 AM

    From the brilliance: Dlisted.com
    regarding the human postule, known as D.Ump, oh, D. Trump...

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    After RuPaul told Mitt Romney to sashay away, Victoria Jackson (the crazy one, not the make-up mogul one) pulled some "SHE IS NOT A CHRIS-CHEN-UH!" shit and then melted into a puddle of sad tears on the floor of her mental hospital cell.

    Victoria dug a grave for America next to where her career and sanity is buried. Meanwhile, Donald Trump shat out a whine-filled rant on Twitter (and deleted most of it later). Trump described the election the same way most of us describe his existence: disgusting, a travesty and a sham.

    Donald Trump is like a flea bite on your taint and just like a flea bite on your taint, your mother tells you not to scratch it or give it any attention, but you do anyway. Brian Williams scratched at that flea bite on his taint last night when he read a bitch during his election night coverage on NBC. Brian said this about Trump:

    “Donald Trump, who has driven well past the last exit to relevance and peered into something closer to irresponsible here, is tweeting tonight."

    And of course, Brian's slap down made the mutated hacked up hairball go after him:

    @bwilliams knows that I think his newscast has become totally boring so he took a shot at me last night.

    The only thing more boring than @bwilliams newscast is his show Rock Center which is totally dying in the ratings—a disaster!

    @bwilliams--wouldn't you love to have my ratings?

    Donald Trump is only mad, because you know that all night he was sitting at his computer waiting to type "OBAMA, YOU'RE FIRED" and he got shut down.

    **Delicate Flowers of IM -- DO. NOT. READ.**

    I bet the gorgeous flower Melania Trump is secretly happy that Obama won, because Trump was too busy nailing his haters to nail her. It's always a good day in America for Melania Trump when her husband isn't asking her to slurp on his soggy mini dumpling dick.

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    Side note:

    Does anyone use "Totally" more than D.Ump and Valley Girls from 1982?

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  43. And today, the final entrance/exit to Monkey Mountain has been sealed shut.

    PERMANENTLY.

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    1. Anonymous11:11 AM

      You have to at least leave the entrance or exit accessible. There are still a few to be 'sealed' in like Palin, Bachmann, Rush, Hannity, etc.

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  44. Her mouth says one thing about the election but $carah's feet directed her to Wallyworld first thing this morning to snag a load of new duds so she can bash President Obama in her inimitable tarty style for a few more years.

    Now that she's learned the new word 'perplexing' can someone be kind and teach her the meaning and significance of the word "MAJORITY".

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  45. Anonymous10:46 AM

    Sarah Palin turns back the clock, as she rocks Eighties hair and frosted pink lipstick

    Sarah Palin appeared on Fox News last night, rocking a somewhat Eighties look.

    The 48-year-old, mother-of-four, sported bouffant hair, frosted pink lipstick and eye-catching gold jewellery as she was interviewed about the U.S. presidential election.

    Mrs Palin's appearance has come under the spotlight recently, as she revealed a considerably slimmer physique in Los Angeles last month.

    She said that her new look is down to motivational fitness book, which she has been working on with her family.

    The former Alaskan governor told People magazine: 'Our family is writing a book on fitness and self-discipline focusing on where we get our energy and balance as we still eat our beloved homemade comfort foods!'

    The tabloid noted that it is unclear if she has a book contract or publishing date.

    It isn't Palin's first foray into the health and fitness space, and she has been a dedicated runner for most of her life.

    She once fronted an issue of Runner's World magazine and she finished the 2008 Anchorage marathon in 3:59.

    However it has been her hair, not her figure, which has attracted the most media attention over the years.

    Last year it was announced that her high-volume do was the inspiration for a TLC reality show, Big Hair Alaska.

    And Oprah once exclaimed 'what's happened to your hair?' when the political commentator appeared in a video interview with uncharacteristic curls.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2229365/Sarah-Palin-turns-clock-rocks-Eighties-hair-frosted-pink-lipstick.html#ixzz2BZH9uSf4
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    1. Anonymous10:57 AM

      Ha ha "mother of 4"!

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    2. Anonymous11:26 AM

      don't believe any of that racing crap. She's another Rosie Ruiz. she couldn't run up the stairs if she had to.

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    3. Anonymous11:30 AM

      ;)

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    4. Anonymous11:50 AM

      "Mother of four"??????? FOUR??

      Yo, Sarah... where's Trig's birth certificate??

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    5. Anonymous12:50 PM

      We all know that Sarah only has 4 children, Track, Bristol, Willow, and Piper. The Dailymail printed it correctly, Tri-g is not Sarah's son.

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    6. Anonymous5:34 PM

      Someone wrote in the comments that she "looked like a barbie that had been microwaved" LOLOLOLOL! And that was one of the nicer comments ☺
      Fuck you Sarah!!!

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  46. Anonymous10:48 AM

    She's still waiting to give that bang-up concession speech on live nationwide tee-vee.
    (Yes, I think anorexia might increase testosterone: or, if not that, decrease estrogen, which is stored in fat.)

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    1. Anonymous11:19 AM

      Initially before Romney coming out to speak last night, McCain was going to speak -- WTF.

      McCain still can't get over he lost to a black man as he continued earlier this week to call Obama unqualified regarding defence and foreign policy.

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  47. WHEW...Baldy is looking....UGLLLY! Between Greta or Greg as I like to call her...and Baldy's mannish features...anyone else notice how DEEP both of their voices are? Those two REALLY need to lay off the "man juice" that's causing all that bass in their voices! LOL!!

    And that slow blinking that Baldy does...always makes her look like she's trying to stay awake through the interview! But what was with that big dirty looking wig perched on her big giant pumpkin size head? That woman can't do...SHIT RIGHT!

    She really is pitiful isn't she? I mean look how fucked up she looks now? She looks close to death's door...her bank account is dwindling...she's worth more DEAD than ALIVE! At this point we are on a death watch for the crazy loon...I wonder if that Irish bookie has any odds on that? LOL!!!

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    1. Anonymous11:11 AM

      gawd, i can smell the fetid stench from here, $kank's lookin' really really bad ... wonder if $he even fukin' bothers to shower anymore ?

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    2. Anonymous12:27 PM

      Gives her a break.

      The time is nigh for her to go into hiding.

      To shed the old skin.

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    3. Anonymous5:36 PM

      And bones are left?
      skin is all she barely has! Hangin' on bones.

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  48. Virginia Voter10:54 AM

    F U Granny Grifter, it is because of you and your ilk in the GOP that African Americans, Latinos, women, and youth turned out in record breaking numbers to vote FOR our president and against the GOP. Does it piss you off that you wasted $5,000 on Romney when youncouldnhave bought more wigs, tacky shoes, and first class airfare to Arizona, bitch? I hope so. The hate and anger is literally eating you alive Sarah...good luck with that.

    4 MORE YEARS, Y'ALL. I told u last night Virginia was ironing to come thu!

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  49. Anonymous10:54 AM

    Fuck you and your pseudo piety, Sarah. Feel that? We're dancing all over your self-cannibalized remains! Take your religious intonations and shove them straight up your ass. Go back to the 16th century where you belong.

    There is no room for you here anymore, shithead.

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  50. Anonymous11:02 AM

    4 more years! And I hope Julian Castro runs and wins in 2016; just to frost their asses a little more; a Latino in the White House!!

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    1. That would be kind of awesome. He probably needs a term in the senate or something first, as he's still really young.

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    2. Anonymous4:27 PM

      Pardon moi, but I think women have dibs - Clinton/Warren, THEN Warren/Castro in 2024. THEN Castro/Castro? or Castro/C. Clinton? ,

      Julia and Joaquin are pretty young, only 38. Let them get a bit more experience - governor, senator, or cabinet post.

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  51. Anonymous11:11 AM

    Hey Sarah, about that "sacred trust" you mentioned... What made you think it was OK to break it with the people of AK?

    Honestly, van Susteren is worse than Palin in this. What a debbie downer RWNJ bitch she is, and I'm so happy her prediction that the winner might not be known for days did not happen.

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  52. Anonymous11:25 AM

    Yeah - I watched her live and knew it was over. happy moment!

    One nit pick - Nate "I can see the future" Silver NAILED it. He picked 50 states and DC, every senate race but ND.

    Yes, his model said 315 EVs - but that was a projection of the stats and polls; he did not say that's what the states would add up to (that's why there was often a ".8" or a number that was otherwise not actually possible. O now has 303, may get to 332 - it is too close to call FLorida yet. Nate's prediction, 325 - is right in the middle of those two possible outcomes.

    He is the prognosticator god. DO NOT DOUBT HIM!

    Yeah I'm talking to you, Morris, Barone, Rove, all those many other Rs who are all talk and no game.

    Happy schadenfreude!

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  53. I think the republicans were shocked that their money did not buy this election.
    I can't even call palin arrogant any more. She is stupid because she does not learn from her errors.
    She herself used a teleprompter the night she gave the speech at the republican convention.
    She and her buddies are in the minority and they do not like it.
    There is NO deviation from the Constitution. There is No more socialism then when GW was in office.
    They have made a fantasy land and they are angry that the rest of us prefer to follow honest people who told us exactly what they are going to do and how they are going to achieve those goals.

    Their bubble is burst. They can either join the real world and hunker on down and get crazier and more bizarre.
    They prayed and invoked God. This is the result.
    As good 'christians' they should accept it.

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  54. angela11:29 AM

    The Turd is just trying to get her new grift on Gryphen. We'll start seeing ads for SarahPac---everywhere. She's gonna be dancing almost nude to get the new suckers to hand her cash. The old ones have seen her saggy flesh and probably won't go near that nightmare. Of course, they went near her in the beginning so who says they have a learning curve . . . .

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  55. Anonymous11:34 AM

    Four years ago, Sarah said that God wouldn't let the wrong people win. Four years ago, Sarah was right, and the right people won-- and that was repeated again this year.

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  56. Anonymous11:37 AM

    This appearance - and especially her 80's hair and frosted lipstick - is being ridiculed on a lot of different websites, along with hilarious comments best summed up as "oh just go away already!"

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  57. Anonymous11:41 AM

    Sarah Palin is not finished. Right now, she must be sending emails to Donald Trump, asking to be on the next Celebrity Apprentice. They deserve each other.

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    1. Anonymous1:15 PM

      Sarah is probably asking Trump for another slice of greasy pizza on a paper plate with plastic utensils like the last time he took her out to show her the town in New York.

      That was some embarrassing shit for the queen of the trailer parks.

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  58. Anonymous11:41 AM

    Too bad she's just too stupid to understand how irrelevant she is now. She'll just keep yakking away like anyone is interested. It's just static now.

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    1. Anonymous1:22 PM

      I wonder if Palin is so stupid she doesn't realize how ridiculous her family has been portrayed in the past 4 years? Just a bunch of uneducated rat breeding unemployed trailer park billies.

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    2. Anonymous2:32 PM

      Funnies thing is they seem to take real pride in being uneducated over breeding hillbillies. That's the strange thing to me. They have "real America" confused with slacker white trash.

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    3. Anonymous4:30 PM

      It's militant stupidity and willful ignorance.

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  59. Anonymous11:57 AM

    I thought that Halloween was last week, Sarah, that has to be a Mask. BWAHAHAHAHAHA, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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  60. Anonymous12:06 PM

    Poor Sarah, the world is so perplexing to her....! Wait! Does she even know what the word means?

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  61. Anonymous12:20 PM

    Michelle and the girls were in classic, classy age-appropriate dresses and looked stunning on stage last night. Now bring up that mental image of Sarah and her girls most recently...shoulder-and-knee baring, cheap-looking (not just the clothes)...clueless, trying too hard, desperate.

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    1. Anonymous2:47 PM

      Yes, weren’t they beautiful? I thought they looked like two young women who have parents who care about them! Parents who protect them from being exploited and also do not exploit them! Parents who are making sure their daughters are well educated, secure in their person and enjoying their lives.

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  62. Anonymous12:23 PM

    Mitt's grandson did it, he went to the winner in the last debate!!!!

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  63. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Sarah:

    President Obama won (mandate!) and in spite of all the crap you have put out there over the past few years. The people love our President and have absolutely zero regard for you and your bullshit!

    There are black and brown folks out there and you'd better get use to it! Love and respect one another remember?

    You are done girl!!!! Look at all the wonderful women that were elected to serve this cycle of voting and the fact some of the jerks (you supported) are now out of office! You need to never think of running for anything in the USA because you'd lose big time!!!

    Congratulations to President Obama and VP Joe Biden!

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    1. Anonymous6:03 PM

      While you're at it, Sarah take a look at how every single one of all those women who actually won are dressed. Not a single one has messy fake hairdos, teenage makeup, and clothing that belongs in a Frederick's of Hollywood's catalog.

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  64. Anonymous12:34 PM

    Yep, Sarah, go ahead and bring that angry white vote and a few billionaires with checkbooks again in 2016 when Hillary runs and we'll see it turns out.

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    1. Anonymous5:39 PM

      I think Joe going to run next time.
      Joe and Hillary as VP?

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  65. jcinco12:40 PM

    Folks across the spectrum are noticing how awful she's looking. I think her family needs to conduct an intervention...soon.

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    1. Anonymous2:24 PM

      I dislike Sarah, but agree that she looks terrible. She has a history of meltdowns when things don't go her way, so she really could be in trouble mentally.

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    2. Anonymous2:28 PM

      I know, right? When I said I wish you'd just shrivel up and die that wasn't an order, Sarah! She's not good a much but she's got this anorexia thing down pat; her most successful venture thus far.

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    3. Anonymous2:29 PM

      I agree, but...

      Todd's a pimp, Bristol wants more reality teevee, Track stays as far away as possible. Her mother is sick (apparently) and her brother and father are sucking at the Palin money and fame teat.

      Who's gonna step up and do that intervention?

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    4. Anonymous3:26 PM

      Anonymous 2:24 PM

      Watch the video of Sarah with her entourage at Dancing With The Stars attempting to drive away while a reporter attempts to speak with her. It is the strangest behavior I have ever seen by a woman of her age, let alone a woman who once ran for VP of the U.S. only fours years ago. She twirls her hair continuously and in a sing-song voice reminiscent of a 1920s actress on a casting couch she responds to questions with her pre-recorded answers. It is chilling and shows she is and always has been a wind up doll for the GOP.

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  66. Not What You Want to Hear12:56 PM

    Her Facebook post is distinctly different than the fundraising letter she sent out a few months ago that said, "I predict America will never recover if Obama wins."

    She was all for people losing heart if it meant they'd panic and send her money.

    No one who truly believes in America would ever have suggested this country's people and future and potential depend on one election.

    She's a fraud.

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  67. Chella12:58 PM

    God damn. With each passing day, she looks more and more like the host from the Tales from the Crypt.

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  68. Anonymous1:00 PM

    Sarah, now crawl back into your hole of ignorance. You are fired BITCH.

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  69. Anonymous1:01 PM

    Brian Williams (NBC News) had a great line about Trump last night, which I believe also applies to our dear Sarah:
    She has "driven well past the last exit to relevance."

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  70. Anonymous1:05 PM

    Great thought just occurred to me.

    No longer should the Romney's have Secret Service -they'll have to drive their own cars, open their own doors and buy their own gas. Nor should he be receiving any security briefings -- limited as they may be -- but no longer!! He won't be privy to them. He should have been stripped of security clearance!!

    They're just citizens having to drive themselves home!!

    Heee--Heee-Heeee
    Can't get rid of the trash fast enough!!

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    1. Anonymous2:01 PM

      and if the Romneys want to go to the White House they can't just walk in. They have to call ahead and get a tour pass.

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    2. LOL!! Love it...at least Paul Ryan has a job to go back to...what does Meh have to go back to?

      YIKES...Ann better watch out for Meh's temper and mental health! It was nice of the President last night to throw Rmoney a bone...I'm sure Meh is sitting by the phone waiting for the President's call! Kind of like Baldy telling the President to call her about Energy! LOL!!

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  71. Anonymous1:12 PM

    I wonder if Sarah and Todd Palin noticed the difference between the 2008 and 2012 election night Obama family versus the 2008 election night Palin family?

    The Obama girls are still virgins.
    None of the Obama girls are pregnant.
    None of the Obama girls are homophobic.
    None of the Obama girls had to ask Uncle Johnny McCain to buy them clothes.
    None of the Obama girls had their baby's daddy flown in for a photo op.

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    1. Anonymous2:07 PM

      Sarah should have noticed that when Romney gave his concession speech, he stood on the stage alone. Ryan did not speak, and the wives came out later.

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    2. Anonymous2:16 PM

      Didn't Bristol have to borrow Meghan McCain's clothes?

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    3. Anonymous2:21 PM

      That was a funny time. Sarah Palin would strut her stuff on stage thinking she was queen shit and the whole time the GOP had to buy Sarah those red monkey shoes, her clothes, Todd's silk undies and his clothes and clothes for their kids and clothes for Grandpa Creepy Chuckie and Granny Sally and don't forget Bristol's baby's daddy needed clothes too.

      Cha Ching!

      Those Wasilla Hill Billies hit it rich.

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  72. Why would anyone believe that the nitwit's contract is going to be renewed at Fox? Four years they've set cameras in front of her enclosure to broadcast her slinging her own feces, and it has, yet again, failed. Obama won by a landslide in spite of the human hagfish and her nonstop slime emission. Why would they keep her on payroll? It's throwing good money after bad. She's proven irrelevant. Sure she can still goad the big dumb white trash monster into a frenzy, but that has just lost them two elections in a row. They may be stupid enough to not figure this out, but I doubt it. The white trash constituency alone isn't going to win any more, and the more they race bait them, the more everyone not white trash dislikes them.

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    1. Anonymous2:51 PM

      The dumber led by the dumbest has really been a losing strategy. But Ailes is all about the money, and not what is in the best interest for the country. He, like Sarah Palin, is a money whore.

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    2. Of course he's all about the money, but is stupid Sarah worth any at this point? That's the question they'll be asking themselves. She couldn't even pretend to have anything to say on election night.

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  73. Anonymous1:19 PM

    Since President can't run in 2016 now Sarah is thinking about the 2016 Palin/Palin ticket.

    This time she will make sure nobody is pregnant, breaking and entering or sneaking boys into their rooms.

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    1. Anonymous2:53 PM

      I don’t think she can stop such behavior. She really finds it endearing and makes her family "just one of us.” It is her strategy.

      Except she forgot that most of us don’t find it funny, endearing or like us.

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    2. Anonymous4:36 PM

      3rd party say the peeponders - I say go or it $carah 0 unless you're too chicken.

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    3. Anonymous7:02 PM

      Ha.HA!!

      O What, pray tell, dearest Scarah,

      would be the "PLANKS" in your Platform as a 3rd PARTY candidate?????

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  74. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Last night the pundits on MSNBC were rightly saying that the GOP needs to do some major housecleaning and soul searching. But we all know that the GOP won't do it.

    They should have learned this lesson four years ago. So what did they do? They became even more entrenched in their racism, their evangelical pandering and their refusal to give up policies that simply do not work (for example, trickle-down economics, rampant health care capitalism and the refusal to accept the importance of the work that federal government agencies do for all the people, all of the time).

    I think it will take a complete generational change for the present GOP to be willing to look at who makes up the American population - lots of ordinary people from many different backgrounds who all want nothing more than decent jobs, good food, good schools, decent health care and a world worth living in. It's not rocket science really. President Obama, on the other hand, has a wonderful sense of who the American people are and what they aspire to.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Beaglemom...you are absolutely correct in your thinking...but it looks like that asshat Grover Norquist...the REAL leader of the Republicans will not LISTEN...Arianna...that crone...let him post this article today and by the comments...over 1900 so far...they are not buying what Grover is selling...again!

      Link...http://www.huffingtonpost.com/grover-norquist/republican-house-obama-reelection_b_2088071.html

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    2. Anonymous2:22 PM

      Beaglemom: As usual, you nail it! You should be a national pundit.

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  75. Anonymous2:02 PM

    I don't approve of the things that come out of Sarah Palin's mouth, but I do approve of the frosted glamour she smeared on her mouth before her appearance on Fox News last night. The Governor of Alaska turned Dancing with the Stars seat filler went on Fox News last night to blab about blah blah blah blah, but I have a feeling she was really on there to show the people of America the kind of glamour we're missing out on.

    You won't find a Bumpit at Walmart today, because they're all in Sarah Palin's hair. Those jars of Aziza rouge your mom kept under her bathroom sink in a shoe box are all gone, because Sarah Palin smeared 'em all over her cheeks. (Side note: Sarah Palin's should've called her book Going Rouge instead.)

    The next time you're strolling through the beauty aisles of a Walgreens and sneer at tube of frosted bubblegum pink lipstick collecting dust in the Wet 'N Wild section and wonder who in the hell would buy that mess, just remember this picture to get your answer. Sarah Palin has and will continue to buy that tube of frosted bubblegum pink lipstick and I am grateful for it. I can see glamour from my house!

    If Sarah Palin insists on working the ho stroll over and over again, the least she can do is work it while looking like GOP Peg Bundy.

    http://dlisted.com/2012/11/07/presenting-newly-elected-president-80s-glamour

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    1. Anonymous4:40 PM

      That title is taken.
      http://www.amazon.com/Going-Rouge-Nightmare-Richard-Kim/dp/B0044KMSW0

      Has some of my favorite essayists (Amanda Marcotte) as contributors

      "Going Rouge: Sarah Palin, An American Nightmare is a book comprising a collection of essays about Sarah Palin with a spoof title and cover design intended to lampoon Palin’s memoir Going Rogue: An American Life. It was released on November 17, 2009.[1][2] Both books feature Palin on the front in red, but Going Rouge has her against a backdrop of black thunder clouds and lightning, instead of the blue sky and white clouds on her memoir.[3]

      The anthology, according to its publisher OR Books, provides a political counterpoint and address Palin's background, her rise to prominence, and "the nightmarish prospect of her continuing to dominate the nation's political scene"

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  76. Anonymous2:04 PM

    It really is astonishing how much she's aged over the last four years. She was very pretty during the 2008 election. Now she looks haggard and about 10 years older. Hard to believe.

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  77. Anonymous2:09 PM

    "With her audition for the forthcoming (in my dreams) Real Housewives of Wasilla series finishing up just in time, Sarah Palin appeared on Fox News yesterday evening to say things about the election that no one really paid much attention to because her new do was so big and distracting. (It's full of juicy Republican secrets that she's saving for the sequel to Going Rogue.) A schmaltzy combination of furious back-combing, Michelle Duggar's old bangs, and the sweaty Bumpits Snooki donated from her closet to Hurricane Sandy relief, Palin must be experiencing problems similar to New Mexico's Governer Susana Martinez: no well-qualified hairdresser willing to pitch in. "

    http://nymag.com/thecut/2012/11/election-night-hairstyles-bolder-than-palins.html

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  78. Anonymous2:12 PM

    Great commentary on Sarah's 80's hair and lip gloss.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/07/sarah-palin-80s-hair-lipgloss-fox-news_n_2086126.html?utm_hp_ref=style&ir=Style

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  79. Anonymous2:19 PM

    Sarah will continue to distort the facts and spew hate. She is dangerous, and uninformed people believe what she says. So much of what she says is absolutely untrue, but her supporters are brainwashed.

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  80. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Will Ryan be another Sarah Palin?

    Paul Ryan may have been on the losing ticket with running mate Mitt Romney, but he was a winner in Wisconsin where he once again was elected to serve as U.S. congressman.

    Now, when he returns to Congress in 2013, many political watchers will be wondering where Ryan goes from here. Will his run as a vice presidential candidate boost his stature in the House, or will he follow the path of recent Veep candidates whose careers seemed to tailspin after their losses, including Sarah Palin, John Edwards, and the recently-retired Joe Lieberman?

    All three V.P. candidates were once at the top of their parties, but after suffering losses at the national level, fell from their parties' pedestals rather quickly.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/paul-ryan-palin-edwards-lieberman/story?id=17664742#.UJrpy8VG-aY

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  81. Anonymous2:26 PM

    Sarah Palin's New Hair
    Coming soon: Real Housewives of Wasilla.

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/sarah-palins-hair

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  82. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Trump is out now calling for a revolution.
    Wow, Sarah can jump on his bandwagon now....

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    1. Anonymous4:00 PM

      is the fuk_tard financing arms for the hoveround crowd ?

      is the punk_ass combover doughboy gonna lead the charge ?

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    2. Anonymous7:05 PM

      @2:30-

      And who, exactly, is listening?

      Lame-o on NBC.

      That is all.

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  83. Anonymous2:32 PM

    Anonymous2:16 PM
    Didn't Bristol have to borrow Meghan McCain's clothes?

    Did Bristol return Meghan's clothes or did Bristol run off to Wasilla with the rest of the GOP clothes the Palin family stole after the 2008 presidential election?

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  84. She looks like she just lost her night cashier/stocker job at the Suds 'n' Grub 'n' Gas 24/7 convenience store.

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    1. Anonymous3:57 PM

      LMAO !!!

      BEAUTIFUL !

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  85. Anonymous2:35 PM

    Obamas and the Bidens were on tv showing their voting at the polls. Did the Alaska papers show the Palins voting? Did they vote and what state? Bristol missed the presidental vote when Sarah and McCain ran. Sarah and her bible quotes, just like on Bristols patheo.
    They must be really to set up a revival tent show and need to spread the word. Do they even go to church. Have any of the kids or babies been baptized? Did anyone in Alaska see any of them at the polls?

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    1. Anonymous3:16 PM

      Yes, and the weirdest thing about Bristol not voting is it was her first chance to vote! I remember being thrilled to vote the first time. My parents called to congratulate me on a milestone. Why is Sarah Palin such a crappy parent?

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  86. Anonymous2:36 PM

    What Happened To Sarah Palin’s Face & Hair?

    http://www.newnownext.com/sarah-palin-face-hair/11/2012/

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  87. Anonymous2:38 PM

    Sarah Palin is Confused and Upset and Wearing Frosted Lipstick For Some Reason

    Upset by the growing irrelevance of her viewpoint and her inability to shape reality into bite-sized, Jesus holding a stack of $100 bills-shaped pieces, Palin expressed her frustration to Von Susteren, appearing to understand that it was only a matter of time before her shiny President Romney dreams were crushed. Crushed like the mirror ball Dancing With the Stars trophy that Bristol will never win! Visibly upset, she says,

    http://jezebel.com/5958589/sarah-palin-is-confused-and-upset-and-wearing-frosted-lipstick-for-some-reason

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  88. This ignorant bitch wasn't sure about the meaning of the word MANDATE, and was just paranoid about getting a follow-up question if she agreed to Greta Van Paralyzed Face's assertion about Obama having no mandate despite winning re-election.

    After all, when Toad says, "Look bitch, I ain't got no man date", it means his snowbunny butt-boyfriend stood him up tonight."

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  89. erica from dallas2:48 PM

    But Sarah, I don't think you understand we don't want what you have to offer. We voted foe the other guy!

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    1. Anonymous3:43 PM

      We voted for the other guy twice!

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    2. Anonymous4:08 PM

      Didn't Sarah Palin vote for the other guy too?

      Didn't Todd and Sarah not only vote for but endorsed Newt Gingrich?

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  90. Anonymous3:32 PM

    For those of us posting on what fun the sea of pee meltdown has been, I find it funny their meme for the open thread today is "Never Underestimate The Stupidity Of Idiots."

    Talk about IRONIC?!?

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  91. Anonymous3:45 PM

    Did anyone else think Greta looked better than Sarah?

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    1. Anonymous4:04 PM

      Absolutely. She's seriously aged in the last four years and there's nothing soft or feminine left of her. A hard, brash harpy.

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  92. Anonymous4:07 PM

    WTF?

    We must survive. United. One nation under God.
    -Sarah Palin

    WTF? "One Nation"?

    Can somebody explain to me what the Alaska Independence Party is about and why did did Todd Palin join them and why did Gov Sarah Palin speak to them?

    Wikipedia:
    Alaskan Independence Party-
    The Alaskan Independence Party (AIP) is a political party in the U.S. state of Alaska that advocates an in-state referendum which includes the option of Alaska becoming an independent country. The party also advocates positions similar to those of the Constitution Party and Libertarian Party, supporting gun rights, privatization, home schooling, and limited government.


    So WTF is Sarah Palin talking about One nation?

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    1. Anonymous7:07 PM

      Um,

      she's a lying bitch?

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  93. Anonymous4:15 PM

    When will these people learn that their extreme views on social issues, immigration and deregulation got them where they are now? I just read on MSN that they think Romney lost because he wasn't conservative enough.

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  94. Anonymous4:44 PM

    Those jars of Aziza rouge your mom kept under her bathroom sink in a shoe box are all gone, because Sarah Palin smeared 'em all over her cheeks.
    http://www.dlisted.com/2012/11/07/presenting-newly-elected-president-80s-glamour

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  95. For her to have used Scripture, any Scripture, is oxymoronic. That particular passage refers to the persecuted church, to the Christians who were facing trials that often resulted in their slaughter. To liken the Republican party, and the nation, as being persecuted by President Obama and the Democrats just goes to show that, if the cross around your neck is just jewelry, it's best to keep your mouth shut about what it means.

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  96. Anonymous6:38 PM

    dlisted.com

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I don't approve of the things that come out of Sarah Palin's mouth, but I do approve of the frosted glamour she smeared on her mouth before her appearance on Fox News last night. The Governor of Alaska turned Dancing with the Stars seat filler went on Fox News last night to blab about blah blah blah blah, but I have a feeling she was really on there to show the people of America the kind of glamour we're missing out on.

    You won't find a Bumpit at Walmart today, because they're all in Sarah Palin's hair. Those jars of Aziza rouge your mom kept under her bathroom sink in a shoe box are all gone, because Sarah Palin smeared 'em all over her cheeks. (Side note: Sarah Palin's should've called her book Going Rouge instead.)

    The next time you're strolling through the beauty aisles of a Walgreens and sneer at tube of frosted bubblegum pink lipstick collecting dust in the Wet 'N Wild section and wonder who in the hell would buy that mess, just remember this picture to get your answer. Sarah Palin has and will continue to buy that tube of frosted bubblegum pink lipstick and I am grateful for it. I can see glamour from my house!

    If Sarah Palin insists on working the ho stroll over and over again, the least she can do is work it while looking like GOP Peg Bundy.

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  97. Anonymous7:15 PM

    Old, but still stunning, and stinging...

    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/371413/january-18-2011/mika-brzezinski-experiences-palin-fatigue?xrs=share_copy

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  98. Anonymous7:23 PM

    Here's some scripture for ya, $creech:

    S/he who winketh the eye causes trouble,
    And a prating fool shall fall."

    Proverbs 10:10

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  99. Anita Winecooler7:43 PM

    I've been on cloud nine since the election results. There are moments in our lives we want to freeze because we think "it doesn't get any better than this", but I thawed it because "The best is yet to come" and I don't want to miss THAT!!

    My elderly aunt was humming a song when I checked in on her, she said she's had it in her head when Clinton won a second term, and she's had it in her mind since President Obama won. She's in her Eighties, lives in her own home, and waited three and a half hours in line to cast her vote for Obama. She refused an absentee ballot, because she loves the experience of actually casting her vote in person, she's so proud of her "I voted!" sticker It's Shirley Bassey's "Just a Little Bit of History Repeating"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJmsoWt-KEc

    I think it's so fitting!

    Ok, other than the wig, and the cast iron barrier to the mouth of hell , the only new prop I see is a flag that looks like she stole it off a military coffin and hot glued it to the wall, after she hot glued the polyester wig to her bobble noggin.
    This election mush have really got to her. Pretty Boy didn't get to do a concession speech, but he had his whole family there, and they didn't cut out the lights.

    And seeing the Obama Girls so mature and well adjusted after only seeing them a handful of times must chaffe her leathered cellulite mapped butt!

    Oh Snap! Persecution complex much? She HAS to push the victimhood meme, because that's all she's got left.

    I loved the allusion to the wild ride in her facebook rant, just before the bible tract citing.

    Nice Touch! Thank You, RAM for sneaking that one in, the twit has no shame.

    Will there be actual footage when the pressure cooker explodes and the little alien busts through her face? Looks like she's holding it at bay with her new dentures.

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  100. Anonymous10:48 PM

    We must survive. United. One nation under God.
    -Sarah Palin

    Question for Sarah Palin. Does this include Todd's prostitute employees? Does single struggling Alaskan mother who prostitutes for Todd come under that big umbrella One nation Under God?

    Do the prostitutes get health and dental care? Birth control? Vacation? Sick leave? Skip the Take Your Child To Work Day. What about the other holidays? 401K?

    Remember Sarah, One Nation Under God!

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  101. Anonymous1:09 AM

    washed up looking pre lose your teeth meth freak babbling nonsensical tripe.

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  102. Anonymous8:41 AM

    Poor dumb Sarah--she just doesn't get it. She must be awful at math, because poll number show that she couldn't get elected to ANY office but she still thinks that we all want to hear her political views. She looks like a slut who walks the streets but we are supposed to be impressed by her appearance and read her book on diet and fitness. Why should she think that she is brilliant because she has the money for plastic surgery and a personal trainer and buys pills and vomits? And talk about stupid titles: she pays big money for a movie about herself called Undefeated--like Americans are so dumb that we will all forget about her losing the elections? Or we are supposed to not understand the meaning of the word STAR or ALL STAR and think that Bristol is a graceful dancer that deserves to be on Dancing with the Stars--maybe in Wasilla they don't understand the meaning of Star--but most Americans do. And Bristol's idea of a show about shacking up with Gino didn't materialize because he ran for the hills after watching her unreality show. And when Bristol whines about missing child support from Levi and how difficult it is to live on a single parent's salary, we all fail to be sympathetic to her plight because she cannot live on her million dollars a year income. Now we hear how Sarah and Bristol ripped off the citizens of Alaska by using fake corporations and hiring themselves for filming in Alaska--and we are supposed to think that is smart rather than unethical. And Todd runs a prostitution ring and Bristol gets drunk and pregnant at a young age; and Tractor's wife divorces him; and Willow vandalizes empty houses while she is having drug and alcohol parties--somehow we are supposed to think that these are the family values we all should have???? If none of your kids can get a public school education; if your brother and Dad have to write a book about how great you are; if everyone of the kids (except Trig) have behavior problems and no respect for adults--maybe it is time to ask yourself about whether you are displaying Christian values or whether your real love is for the Almighty Dollar and whether you are actually the devil in disguise.

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