“Right after the election, Sarah Palin, the illiterate forest creature who served half a term as the governor of a state with no people and is now the queen of brain-farts, after the election, she said that Romney lost because he was defined in the swing states early.”
“That’s what our money was meant to do. People did not change their mind much in this election after February, March and April. That’s when those ads went on and we had to define Mitt Romney as what he was, a cold, robotic tax cheat from a polygamy cult.”
You know way back in 2009 I predicted that someday Sarah Palin would be relegated to a punch line for late night comedians and the subject of a question on Jeopardy:
On Monday, March 7, 2011, Jeopardy featured this question in the category Hearts: Her latest book is titled "America by Heart: Reflections on Faith, Family and Flag"
Not one of the contestants knew that the correct question was "Who is Sarah Palin." And remember, to become a contestant on Jeopardy you need to be exceptionally intelligent with a well-rounded store of knowledge that includes history, science, popular culture, literature, and, yes, politics. Yet none of them had ever heard of this book. That's a sign that Palin's pop celebrity status is waning, and it's a good sign for America.
Nostradamus has nothing on me.
Though let's face it, how hard was it REALLY to figure that out?
Oh, how I'd love to be in the room with the tundra-tard when she was shown this clip. One of these days that dumb-ass is going to realize that practically NOBODY takes her seriously at all, and that's going to be one very dark day for our least favorite Alaska ass. The longer she spins it out the worse it is likely to be. How did it not get through to her when she was dis-invited to the recent convention? The previous VP nominee? Has that ever even happened before? Jeez she's thick-skulled.
ReplyDeleteShe was not invited thanks to Ann Romney who was livid when Palin pulled up in her bus tour the same day Mitt announced his bid for presidency. Ann is not fond of the Wasilla hillbilly.
DeleteShe was never invited to the Repub convention, they did not want her foul mouth, illiterate ass there. They think of her as an embarrassment .
Delete"Sarah Palin, the illiterate forest creature who served half a term as the governor of a state with no people and is now the queen of brain-farts."
DeleteHe described Romney as, "A cold robotic tax cheat, from a polygamy cult."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Romneys consider themselves classy. They probably look down on the Palins like white trash with a reputation of stealing clothes, ransacking Saks 5th Ave and the Red Cross Gift suite where they took all those headphones and liquor. I'm sure the Romneys figured out that SarahPac is one big giant scam. I can understand why they keep their distance from the Palins. Just like Trump did when Sarah went to visit him and he took her to some greasy pizza place.
DeleteYou can put false breast on a turd, lipo it and trim up the loose turkey neck but it still stinks and its still a turd.
I don't care if Sarah Palin ever sees this clip, but it really makes me happy to know her moronic cult followers who monitor every mention of her name will see it, and froth some more at the mouth and whine on their C4P, Texas4P, etc. blogs.
DeleteAs far as Sarah Palin herself seeing this clip is concerned, she's probably as clueless as she was about Dave Letterman's joke until John Ziegler had to tell her a few days later.
Hi, Sarah, glad to see you're reading it here first!
Hey BITCH, we of the World, are still Laughing at You.
Deletebefore creepy chuckie jr trolls thorugh, i'd like to tell him beforehand to >>> "fuk off, eh"
DeleteNo question about it: the leaders of the GOP, such as they are: the Bushes, the Romneys, the McCains, the Doles, the Reagans,back to good old Jerry Ford and even Richard Nixon. You know that they all had educations, many of them on scholarships and hard work, and worked, worked, worked, to rise in the ranks.
DeleteNot to mention that they know some good books, like to play games with each other, relax, and remember that we're all in this together.
I don't like the word "class," but in a meritocracy such as America is now, by and large, our Presidents have excelled, even when fathers were absent or alcoholic, when studying was one by gaslight, when there was a solidity among them all, despite their differences.
Sarah never grew up in a home that revered education. She never worked hard enough to get into one four-year accredited school and graduate with a degree. She never applied that degree for more than a few months. It's pitiful, in a way, because she wants to pretend that she can compete with the big wigs, when reallly she never was ready for prime-time and never will be. AND WILL
NEver understand why she'll always be on the outside.
Because work and study and thoughtfulness and reading and travel -- as well a bringing up well-educated, well-behaved children -- is the minimum of what is expected of her, and she still can't hurdle that low, low bar.
Our school superintendent is in charge of a population larger than Wasilla, Alaska, as well as another several hundred teachers and other employees. I put her skills up against a Palin any day.
She had to have a Ph.D. to qualify for the job.
It is hard to believe Sarah has been the gift that keeps on giving to the general public since 2008. On one level it is a feeling of relief she never made it to Washington as the vice president. On another level she reminds me how gullible and ignorant a segment of the US population is. A third level is watching her in real life and in parody on the You-tubes which reinforces how ridiculous life can be.....
Delete12:14
DeleteLMAO !!
and where in Chugiak is this 2nd hand mattress store ?
is it in that house/shop on the south side of the Glenn that was/is an ATV/sled repair joint ?
8)
The Jeopardy video no longer exists.
ReplyDeleteGee, I wonder how that happened...
Watch out Wasilla, cans are flyin'!
But this one of Sarah starring on Jeopardy does exist:
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZIFzfewkm4
Here's an excellent Jeopardy question to ask:
ReplyDeleteIf you are in Alaska and looking for some prostitutes who would you call?
Answer: Pimp Daddy Todd or FeK9 would be acceptable
Damit I had that answer on the tip of my tongue. I would of won!
DeleteJust curious, do all Alaskan pimps wrap their used condoms in facecloths and take it with them or is that a Wasilla Hillbilly thing?
DeleteAnom 9:28 that question is too easy. Everybody in the world would of answered that question easily.
DeleteA harder question would of been:
Who is Trig's father?
Who is Track's father?
How many children did Bristol give birth to?
No need to ask who is Trig's real birth mother, everybody at Wasilla High could answer that one.
DeleteYou didn't put it in the form of a question!!
DeleteWait, I know this one. Little dude with a tiny pecker colored like a 70's wood paneled station wagon. Turd something.
DeleteNot QUITE the Jeopardy question I was hoping for, but still funny that none of the smary pants on the show knew of her ghost-written book/kindling.
ReplyDeleteAnon @ 9:28 am Good Idea! Another Jeopardy question may be:
ReplyDeleteIf you need to fake a pregnancy with a square pillow, who would you turn to?
Answer: Sayrah "TWOBULL" Payyyylin
LOL. Please help me and drive the carpool today. I'm still in a lot of pain becsuse i just had a tooobull last month.
DeleteWhat a great idea, Sarah Palin questions for Jeopardy:
DeleteWhat brave, heroic woman woke up with labor pains, leaking amniotic fluid, then gave a speech the following day and flew back to Alaska for 12 hours to give birth to a premature special needs baby in a small town hospital that was not equipped for such a birth?
Who said, "You can't have a fish picker born in Texas?"
Hi Gryphen! First of all. a very big THANK YOU for all of your hard work in exposing the village idiot for the fraud that she is. Also, thank you for allowing your readers the Q.+A. session with Mr. Fulton. It had to be very difficult for you to maintain his anonymity all this time without compromising his identity. You will always have my utmost respect for keeping your word to Mr. Fulton and not being too revealing. I personally think the Jeopardy! contestants knew the answer, but were too embarrassed to say her name - don't forget that the Palins' frown upon intellectuals and those with a higher education. Even Mr. Trebek, who is from my hometown, probably was not surprised by their non-response, which spoke volumes about her irrelevance then, as it is more so now!
ReplyDeleteHilarious description of the worst governor ever by Bill and I really admire Chelsea Handler. She is the second woman in television history to host a late-night talk show, Forbes listed her in the top 100 power women, Time's top 100 influential people, over 1/2 her staff are women, and she had 3 NY times best sellers among other many accomplishments.
ReplyDeleteHumorless professional victim Sarah and Nancy the fake xtian ghost-writer will be coming out with a statement hating on all comedians and talking about pedophiles and rapists on "Bristol's" blog in 3... 2... 1.....
-Colleen
And, this just in, Fox hires Kucinich [RSN]. Guess they had an opening...
ReplyDeleteAs a token left wing wacko? I wonder if they'll ever let him finish a sentence...
DeleteYep, that's Sarah's replacement.
DeleteO/T
ReplyDeleteNotice how no one wants to be associated with Palin (case in point was the Shapiro book - I believe he was fully aware and possibly pushed that video out there or at least did nothing to refute) - one of her common schickt is to jump on other peoples bandwagon by throwing her support or a put down - remember the Laura Ingram's Nigga* episode? - I wonder where her supporters and friends are (not the C4p posse!) but people she liked to be associated with in the past e.g. Glen Beck, etc?
* I'm Brit but black, moreso I don't really find the "N" word that offensive and really don't mean to cos offense...
"I wonder where her supporters and friends are (not the C4p posse!) but people she liked to be associated with in the past e.g. Glen Beck, etc?"
DeleteBelieve it or not, they think the left (Obama) is behind her being black-balled from everything from TV spots to speaking invites.
The people of America are being duped into thinking she just went back to AK with her tail between her legs! It's rilly the Liberal Machine's All out Anti-Palin Conspiracy!!!
Correction: that was DOCTOR Laura Schlesdinger. Dr Laura had also dissed her previously when she was nominated for VP.But the point stands: neither of these two Laura Ladies ever had one ounce of respect for Sarah, even though both were in her party.
DeleteYa they think 3 bloggers took her ass down, shannyn, akm & Phil no mention of Gryphen b/c that would open the door for.... BABYGATE!!!!!!
DeleteDing,ding,ding!
(since we are playing games here)
A moment of silence please .. for the death of Sarah's million dollar a year Fox gig.
ReplyDeleteand another moment .. for Bristol's deceased acting and dancing career.
What about silence for Track's failed marriage?
DeleteDon't forget about Willow's failed high school career.
DeleteDid you pay your respects for the Sarah Palin's Alaska failure debacle?
DeleteLol that took me 1/10 of one second.
DeleteCan we all have a moment of silence for Bristol's failed cosmetic chin surgery?
DeleteNext up: The 4th quarter 2012 SarahPAC required FEC report, apparently due January 31, 2013.
DeleteCan't wait to see how destitute that PAC is now...she may have to FIRE Tim Crawford and run the PAC herself...
Can't forget the failed Palin carwash business the state of Alaska shut down.
DeleteWhat's embarrassing is that Sarah was the governor at the time.
of course Track had a failed marriage... It never existed. One has to be married first, for the marriage to fail.
DeleteFailed scheme with fake pregnancy. Failed campaign for Lt Gov. Failed as featured host of American Heroes on Fox.
DeleteThere's so much fail that it's exhausting to try to list everything.
What a coincidence. Sarah Palin just doesn't bother to post at her Facebook, and Chuck Heath Jr. is the new expert on politics.
DeleteAnd what's Bristol doing posting an old photo of Tripp and Trig? Someone commented that it was an example of "Brotherly Love."
Bristol's Chin: RIP
DeleteSarah's one apology yet they failed to find the Wasilla Bible Church Arsonist.
DeleteBill Maher host of HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher” appearing on “Chelsea Lately”
ReplyDelete“Right after the election, Sarah Palin, the illiterate forest creature who served half a term as the governor of a state with no people and is now the queen of brain-farts, after the election, she said that Romney lost because he was defined in the swing states early.”
“That’s what our money was meant to do. People did not change their mind much in this election after February, March and April. That’s when those ads went on and we had to define Mitt Romney as what he was, a cold, robotic tax cheat from a polygamy cult.”
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2013/01/16/Bill-Maher-Palin-a-Illiterate-Forrest-Creature-Romney-a-Cold-Robotic-Tax-Cheat-From-a-Polygamy-Cult
ummm why did you sully the thread with a BreitFART link?
DeleteWe don't give a flying fucking fuck what those fucktards think!
The best day was when old Beerfart himself went pushin daisies!
Sorry, I never click on breitfart.com or his bighollywood.com. A waste of my mouse finger.
DeleteBrainfart/ Breitbart - Do you believe in coincidences?
DeleteYeah, me neither!
Colin Powell is right and wrong on Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteColin Powell recently called out Sarah Palin for racism. On that, my objectivity compels me to disagree because I think it's impossible to know what animates everybody, nor do I believe Sarah Palin is racist.
I do believe that General Powell is right for calling out Sarah Palin. Whether it's racism or partisanism makes little difference. I happen to believe it's more partisanism than anything. I would be willing to bet dollars to apples that were President Obama a Republican instead of a Democrat, Palin would probably defend him.
Palin is not somebody I could feel comfortable supporting because of her delivery. During the last election, starting in the primary of 2010, when I realized how extreme Sharron Angle was, there were times I was so afraid at the thought of being mixed up with her that I just wanted to go into hiding, as if I were somehow responsible for her. And overwhelming fear of thinking I could get in trouble for supporting Angle. I think Palin is wrong for the name calling and the scapegoating of individuals. Instead, all efforts should be directed towards explaining why a policy is injurious or not, and that transcends any individual. So I hope the good General keeps speaking out.
http://www.webcommentary.com/php/ShowArticle.php?id=andersonm&date=130116
10:50
Delete"I do believe that General Powell is right for calling out Sarah Palin. Whether it's racism or partisanism makes little difference. I happen to believe it's more partisanism than anything. I would be willing to bet dollars to apples that were President Obama a Republican instead of a Democrat, Palin would probably defend him."
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WTF ?!?
Right, and firing every person of color in the State Capitol building in Juneau because they made Sarah ¨uncomfortable¨ is ¨partisanism,¨ also, too.
Delete"So Sambo beat the bitch" - Sarah Palin
DeleteNope, nothing Racist about that!
Powell was spot on, and not wrong at all. That, ahem, "article" may be biased. The dude who wrote it is a libertarian Bible Quoting Evangelist. Is he seriously defending Sarah? Or "Taking her at her word" (believing the image)?
DeleteI love how Maher continues to and gets enjoyment out of continuing to stick his finger in her eye and keeps turning it like a squeaky tool!! I'm verbalizing the sound as I type but have no idea how to put it into the 'words of a sound'!!
ReplyDeleteIt's something I wish Obama did yesterday in his speech for common sense gun control by including & reading the writing of Scalia on the Heller decision referencing the 2nd amendment and it not including firearms like the Bushmaster etc.
It would have been 'one of THEIR OWN' referencing these types of firearms and then he say who else voted for the decision being they too were 'THEIR OWN RIGHTIES!!!'. It would have added to the reference to their 'annointed' King Reagan reference Obama made.
As like everything else, facts when not to their benefit, they & the NRA (Not Relevant Anymore!)totally ignore as if they don't exist.
It raises the question in my mind - the fact this was included in the Heller decision writing, why can't Obama just sign another executive order. Hmmmm?????
Sarah Palin thought she was going to be loved and worshiped by the masses.
ReplyDeleteWhen its her time to go I hope she has an unmarked grave to keep people from pissing all over it.
Sarah is so vain she would probably have a closed casket funeral so nobody would see her wrinkled and shriveled up bag of bones on the cover of the National Enquirer at all the Kmarts checkout counters.
DeleteHopefully the piss would improve her smell?
DeleteAnom 11:09 & 11:18 that's not a nice comment but its true.
DeleteI superimposed Sally Heath's picture over Sarah's with photoshop and the results were telling. No wonder Sarah keeps getting her neck tightened up. Both parents have turkey necks and I'm surprised Sarah doesn't have one.
Delete11:18, she's so vain, she probably thinks that song was about her.
DeleteGryph recently posted a picture of Bristol before her strap=on chin, and she looked just like Creepy Chuck.
DeleteSarah has had a lot of cosmetic surgery and other procedures on her face and neck. I wonder how long she will try to look like a teenager.
DeleteLongest 15:00 EVER but yes, Gryph, you had it pegged from the start. Talk about "Not Ready For Prime Time Players," that's the whole damn Heath/Palin bunch!
ReplyDeleteHistory will NOT be kind to her and "punchline" is EXACTLY what she sowed for herself.
"Queen Esther" -- SNORT!
My never ending fantasy: to sit on a couch between Jon Stewart and Bill Maher and share a six-pack.
ReplyDeleteIs that you, Gryphen? LOL
DeleteHate to be the bearer of bad news Sarah but there is a FOX News repo truck in front of your house.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
DeleteIt's an armored truck with armed guards. They've heard about Sarah's sorry gun-humping ass. Not that she could shoot them before emptying a clip, but they might get git with a ricochet.
DeleteWhat's the Wasilla Hockey Rink truck doing there?
DeleteDo they want their metal handrails and big picture windows back?
1:11 I always wondered if she used the zamboni and driver to clean her floors....
DeleteForest creatures contribute more to the universe than the entire Palin clan.
ReplyDelete11:30, if you don't mind, I am going to modify your statement just a wee bit:
DeleteONE forest creature who drops manure on the land contributes more to the universe than the entire Palin clan.
If your daughter names your grandson after your favorite prostitute, you might be a Palin, er, Peckerwood.
ReplyDeleteIf your girlfriend gets pregnant by her other boyfriend and you still marry her then you might be a Palin, er, peckerwood.
DeleteIf your daughter ask for birth control pills for her cramps and she still gets pregnant, you might be a Palin.
DeleteIf your daughter has more trial marriages than the number of boys in your town then she is hoe, er, a Palin.
DeleteIf your family has more failed reality shows than than Carter has Little Liver Pills then you must be a Palin!
DeleteIf you call every male you hate a rapist, pedophile or vajayjay you might be a Palin.
DeleteIf you get so low to beg a black president to call you and fantasize about him growing a big stick you might be a Palin.
DeleteIf you can't produce proof that you graduated college and none of your kids got a high-school "degree" you might be a Palin.
DeleteIf you stuff a square pillow up your shirt and pretend that you are pregnant, you might be a Palin, er a Twobull.
DeleteIf your tight abs go from flat to Gusty in 4 weeks, you might be a Palin.
DeleteFox News has renewed Karl Rover's contract through the 2016 election, Politico's Mike Allen reported Thursday. According to Politico, Fox will announce the deal soon.
ReplyDeleteRove made waves on the network on Election Night, criticizing Fox for what he said was a premature call for President Obama. After the blow-up, network chief Roger Ailes reportedly sidelined Rove for a time. He has since been back on-air and has more scheduled appearances coming up.
http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/report-fox-news-renews-karl-roves-contract
Karl Rove Re-Signs With Fox, Secures Chance To Cause On-Air Chaos Again For 2016 Election
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/tv/karl-rove-re-signs-with-fox-secures-chance-to-cause-on-air-chaos-again-for-2016-election/
1 Corinthians 10:13.
ReplyDeleteNo temptation has overtaken you that is not common to man. God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your ability, but with the temptation he will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it.
If you doubt - just ask Chuck Heath, Jr., Father, Teacher, Author & Alaskan Gold Miner at The Porch -
11:59,
Deleteyou left out ; grifter fuk_tard fraud extraordinaire
"He who winks maliciously causes grief, and a chattering fool comes to ruin...".
Delete- PROVERBS 10:10, New International Edition 1984
http://niv.scripturetext.com/proverbs/10.htm
Remember Sarah, you said it yourself: "there are no coincidences".
- KAO
So has Sarah Palin, well-known proponent of 'don't retreat, reload' and proud member of the NRA said anything at all about the NRA's latest ad attacking the president because his daughters' school is equipped with armed security??? Or is the illiterate forest creature keeping her mouth closed until she gets further talking points and guidance from her many advisers??
ReplyDeleteIf you, your mother, sister, daughter and son had one month premature babies you most likely have the dysfunctional over sex Heath DNA.
ReplyDeleteNow is the Time: Letters to the President from the Children of America
ReplyDeletehttp://theobamadiary.com/2013/01/17/now-is-the-time-letters-to-the-president-from-the-children-of-america/
I think it was a riot how Tina and Julianne made fun of Sarah. They know she is a joke and people love to hear comedians slam her. She is open game because she is too stupid to stand up for herself and prove them wrong.
ReplyDeleteSarah can't prove them wrong because she IS stupid.
DeleteIs Sarah living in Wasilla or Arizona now? Does she have a studio in Arizona too? Where is Bristol. I am at a loss as to if Willow finished beauty school. I see where she went to Europe for hairdressing, but what was the reason? She was not talented enough to enter a contest. Why would she go if she just started school and not a declared hairdresser? If she started school when she said she was, she should be finished and working in a salon. I am surprised Sarah hasn't opened up a shop for her in Wasilla. Or, is Willow hiding out in Arizona? Bristol must be in Wasilla because Sunnys FB shows pictures of Tripp and Levi taken recently all the time. So, Bristol must not be working either. What about Junkie or whatever. His facebook shows pretty blonds, but no pictures or mention at all of Bristol. I thought she was goo goo in the beginning over him. Later she referred to him as her friend. What about her house she was building by Sarahs house showing her living with either Gino or Junkie?
ReplyDelete"So, Bristol must not be working either."
DeleteDidn't you hear? Bristol's lap dancing contract with DWTS has been terminated.
His facebook shows pretty blonds, but no pictures or mention at all of Bristol.
DeleteOhhh, either Bristol finally learned how to share or learned that beggars can't be choosers?
DEFINITION:
Beggars can't be choosers,something that you say which means when you cannot have exactly what you want, you must accept whatever you can get.
That's our Bristol.
His facebook shows pretty blonds, but no pictures or mention at all of Bristol.
DeleteAre you sure that's not Bristol? She could of gotten a face transplant with her DWTS All-star money?
Are there any pictures of Junkie kissing Tripp?
DeleteThat's the classic Bristol "Modus operandi" to make Levi jealous. She used her kid with Ben, Gino, Kyle and whoever else she hooks up with.
Nobody in the Palin family has a real job.
DeleteSarah is where the feds can't find her.
DeleteThen we'll just get those guys on "Person of Interest" to mark her cell tower on the grid. We know she's welded to her crackberries. But, never fear. They'll find her. After all, they found Waldo didn't they?
DeleteJust curios, whatever happened to Sarah Palin's trip to the UK in 2010 to meet with Margaret Thatcher?
ReplyDeleteWhat pigs can't fly?
Animals not allowed in First Class?
One of her kids might get caught breaking and entering so she stayed home or for her 3am phone call?
Will wait until Bristol gets married?
Passport was revoked until Dairygate is solved?
Has to make sure her water doesn't leak? Caint have fish pickers born in the UK.
Thatcher refuses to pay Sarah Palin's appearance fee to see Sarah?
Yeah...she was going to meet Margaret Thatcher...because you know...Thatcher and Reagan were big buds...but apparently nobody told $arah that Thatcher has suffered from Alzheimer's for years and years now..Margaret Thatcher wouldn't know Sarah Palin from dust on a window sill...Palin thought a meeting with the former first-ever female prime minister of Great Britain would solidify her foreign policy credentials...uh...NO!
DeleteLike Palin in 2008 meeting with Henry Kissinger...that was supposed to give her 'foreign policy' cred.. according to the McCain camp...unbelievable!
Thankfully, a majority of American voters saw through that BS and voted against McCain in 2008 and against Rmoney in 2012!
According to Shailey Tripp, her pimp wraps up his used condoms in facecloths and takes it with him.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
I'm sure you can find Palin DNA all over Wasilla and Anchorage. It's not a collector's item or anything.
Applause for Bill Maher for his accurate comment!!
ReplyDeleteFOX has announced its 'contributor'line up - no mention of $creech Paylin. HA! Now $he will really be grifting w/her PAC.
ReplyDeleteI watched the clip before reading your comment, and I wondered if you were writing his lines. The "woodland creatures" line reminded me of your post about Bristol and Levi's great adventures, you mentioned her groaning so loudly she scared off the "woodland creatures".
ReplyDeleteHow clever WAS that "Queen of Brainfarts" comment? That's even lower than "Bullshit Mountain"! And so fitting.
Wonder if Sarah or Bristol will do "Celebrity Jeopardy"? We all could use the laughs!!
So Bill Maher says ALASKA HAS NO PEOPLE. He is insulting this beautiful state.
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