Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Man with illegal gun shoots off penis. Oh the irony is strong with ths one.

Courtesy of Digital Journal:  

A security guard in Trinidad and Tobago has been hospitalized after accidentally shooting his own penis off with a .38 caliber handgun. 

The Trinidad and Tobago Guardian reports that the unidentified 33-year-old Lopinot resident was rushed to the San Fernando General Hospital on Sunday suffering from a gunshot wound that obliterated his manhood. 

According to the Guardian, a Rio Claro resident called police around 8 a.m. after to report hearing a gunshot coming from a parked car. Officers responding to the call found the man slumped over behind the steering wheel. He was bleeding from a wound in his groin and a .38 pistol was found in his pocket. 

It was later determined that the man did not have a permit for the handgun. Authorities say he will likely be charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition when he recovers. 

There are a lot of really mean spirited jokes that I feel are appropriate here, however I am so tightly curled into the fetal position at the very thought of being shot in my happy place that I just cannot seem to think of one.

Now of course this incident happened in Trinidad and not America. But if as Americans you are feeling left out, don't worry it has happened in this country more than a few times.

Once in Florida in 2010,

Again in 2010, this time in Seattle, where the man missed his penis but did manage to exercise his 2nd Amendment rights on his testicles.

And then again in Arizona in 2011,where the genius also managed to blow the damn thing completely off. (Fun fact: It was his girlfriend's gun.)

You know I cannot speak for these gentleman, but the only "accidental discharge" I want associated with my penis is the one that forces me to change my sheets, NOT one that forces me to change my gender.

I'm just saying.


  1. Anonymous3:32 PM

    Such a small target. He must be a real marksman to have hit that.

    1. Anonymous4:06 PM

      Let them all shoot off their dicks so the fuckers can't breed more stupid.
      Qualifies for the Darwin award!

    2. Anonymous5:43 AM

      You are so right. I have heard of people accidentally shooting a foot, but I have never heard of a man accidentally shooting his penis.

  2. Did you see in the 2010 Florida incident where the teen who shot off his penis and one testicle, one commenter awarded him/it the Darwin Award, and another commenter voiced approval that the teen won't be passing along his/its intelligence to the next generation.

  3. Anonymous3:50 PM

    O/T Palin on the attack again from Facebook charging the president with "hypocrisy" for "boldly highlighting children" in anti-gun violence speeches while supporting an "abortion agenda.".

    1. Anonymous4:02 PM

      Shut the FUCK UP, Palin, you jealous BITCH!

    2. Anonymous4:47 PM

      So her agenda of forcing unwanted pregnancies and then sending young people off to war is okay? Right.

    3. Anonymous5:25 PM

      3:50 PM WHO cares, she can't write anything without a Ghostwriter.

    4. Anonymous3:45 AM

      Are we sure she can even write at all? Read? No? Thought not.

  4. Anonymous3:53 PM

    I have no sympathy for this now dickless wonderboy who shot himself in the pee-pee. If you're going to own a weapon, take a safety class.

  5. Anonymous4:16 PM

    The Quitter Queen is a little slow getting her propaganda out in a timely manner. Apparently she's drinking heavily again. Or it's the meth. But it might be that Creepy Chuckie is chasing another younger skank so he can start a 3rd family, and doesn't have time to help the bitch since she didn't help him sell very many books. Her PAC also didn't fill a warehouse with Creepies 1&2 books to appease them.

    After all, SHE'S the boss, and those two guys don't contribute a damn cent to her personal slush fund, SarahPAC. The Creepy Chuckies are just a couple of turds that won't flush. Another day in the life of the Grifters from Wasilla.

    1. Anonymous10:45 PM

      4:16 PM You must have hit a nerve in the Palin/Heath Compounds, They have been perusing this article all night. They have a Fetish for anything PENIS/GUN related.

  6. Anonymous4:21 PM

    And we thought the gun nuts in the US had a bad day yesterday...

  7. Anonymous5:38 PM

    You mean it wasn't ted "oops I crapped my pants" nugent? Damn! I was hoping it was when I scrolled down past the headline. You know... poetic justice... that sort of thing.

  8. Anonymous5:58 PM

    Yuk yuk, hey man, grab me a beer an' lemme show you somethin' cool.

    The NRA says it's not really dangerous to point a loaded gun at your own dick. But real men don't just point. They're not afraid to cock the hammer and pull the trigger, too.

    Watch the copy-cat phenomenon take off in the bagger communities. That is, if someone tells them that they can be on a reality show.

  9. I have only used guns a couple of times at ranges. Even I know not to point it down there.

  10. Anita Winecooler7:50 PM

    A Security Guard with an illegal weapon goes from "Alto" to "Suprano" in one shot. Gee. Would anyone want this "Good Guy" protecting kids in school against the "Bad Guy"??

  11. Anonymous8:35 PM

    It's what happens when you live in Lopinot.

  12. Anonymous5:35 AM


  13. Anonymous6:29 AM

    Now you know why they are called "gun nuts"...

  14. Anonymous6:39 AM

    At least you can't call him a "dick head" any more.


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