Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Ted Nugent claims "buddies" prepared to fight Obama "tyranny," suggests that gun lovers become Rosa Parks. Has this idiot ever opened a history book?

Courtesy of Raw Story:  

Detroit-born southern rockabilly Ted Nugent isn’t known for moderation, but from the sound of his latest comments, the re-election of President Barack Obama (D) has made him ever more extreme. 

Speaking to fans during an NBC-sponsored gun show, Nugent said that Obama “is attempting to re-implement the tyranny of King George that we escaped from in 1776,” adding: “If you want another Concord bridge, I’ve got some buddies.” 

The comment was a reference to the Battle of Concord, in which a British soldier broke a standoff and fired upon assembled American militiamen, in what later became known as “the shot heard around the world” that helped launch the Revolutionary War. 

He added that Obama “hires, appoints and associates with communists,” and that he’s “an evil, dangerous man who hates America and hates freedom. And we need to fix this as soon as possible.” 

Speaking to conspiracy website World Net Daily earlier in January, the National Rifle Association board member said he believes a new era of civil rights is dawning — one in which gun lovers must become “the Rosa Parks.” 

My understanding is that Nugent is already filling his pants with poop just in case his buddies try to  draft him to help with the fighting. Big talking pussy!

And his suggestion that gun lovers have ANYTHING in common with Rosa Parks is so ridiculous that it simply does not deserve a response.

You know we deal with a LOT of douchebags here at IM, but I have to say that Ted Nugent may be the douchiest douchebag of all!

Seriously WHO would associate with this guy?

Oh that's right. I almost forgot.

45 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Isn't Ted Nugent a self professed PEDOPHILE? Didn't Ted PISS AND POOP HIS PANTS FOR 3 WEEKS to avoid the Military Draft? So Sarah Palin and Todd Palin Pal around with Pedophiles and Unpatriotic Draft Dodgers? Their Parenting should be questioned. I wouldn't be surprised if Ted fathered some of Bristol's or Willow's Babies. Todd will Pimp whoever is desired by his 'CLIENTS'.

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    1. Anonymous11:34 AM

      Palins & Pedophiles go together like peanut butter and jelly. Just ask Chuck Sr.

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  2. Paul - Minnesota9:50 AM

    He's another, 1960s/1970s era Vietnam, Republican party, draft dodger.

    When the USA needed him, he faked an illness to avoid military service.

    His whole life is built upon a foundation of multiple lies and of him constantly lying.

    No wonder Sarah would be smitten by and admire him. They have something in common. Lying and doing things only to save their asses and make money.

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    1. Anonymous1:05 PM

      I think he lied about being a draft dodger. It took more spine than this dipshit ever had to risk jail by dodging the draft. He now claims he never pooped his pants and dodged the draft. I think he should start wearing diapers on stage to entertain the Vitter segment of his audience.

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  3. Anonymous9:57 AM

    Sedition
    From wiki:
    "In law, sedition is overt conduct, such as speech and organization, that is deemed by the legal authority to tend toward insurrection against the established order. Sedition often includes subversion of a constitution and incitement of discontent (or resistance) to lawful authority. Sedition may include any commotion, though not aimed at direct and open violence against the laws. Seditious words in writing are seditious libel. A seditionist is one who engages in or promotes the interests of sedition."
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedition

    Too bad there isn't the political will to go after assholes like Nugent.

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    1. Boston Cream Pie1:09 PM

      Sounds like what Sarah has been doing over there at Fox for the last four years, also, too.

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    2. hedgewytch4:54 PM

      Doesn't that sound like it applies to the State politicians (cough, Parnell, cough) who were talking about arresting federal officers enforceing gun control laws?

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  4. Anonymous10:27 AM

    You know, the longer these people foam at the mouth about gun control, socialism, reproductive rights, and especially our first ethnic minority President, the more I'm convinced this is all just performance art and willful manipulation on their part. They say outrageous things (see Rachel's segment about trolls last week) just to get attention. The unfortunate side effect is that can stir up the mouth breathers, which is truly dangerous for the ones that are already unhinged in the first place. How do we balance ignoring their bullshit with calling them out for it at the same time? Any attention is good to the likes of the Quitter Queen and Mr. Poopy Pants.

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  5. Anonymous10:31 AM

    Is Ted shopping for a new ward? Bristol may have aged out. . .would you trust him with your daughters Todd?

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  6. He was born in Detroit, Michigan? But he's a "southern rockabilly"? How is that even possible? Detroit is infamous for urban decay, so it figures.

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    1. Anonymous12:58 PM

      If you know the history of Detroit area it is true. Has to do with the great southern migration to the area. Both black and white.

      Ypsilanti MI is famously known as Ypsitucky.

      Be careful where you say it, you can get your face beat in or worse. Some people don't see any humor in this.

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    2. tedlikesunderagegirls1:18 PM

      All those years of drugs, sex, and rock and roll have killed off any brain cells the Nuge ever had. Thought you were going to kill yourself if the black man got re elected? Gotta keep your promises, Mr. Poopy Pants!

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  7. Anonymous10:39 AM

    What a cross-eyed numbskull

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    1. Meaning Snowdrift Snooki, of course...

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  8. Anonymous10:46 AM

    I doubt it. Maybe Sarah Palin told him about Rosa Parks and the lantern that she carried for Paul Revere when he was warning the British who were our allies in the Revolution, weren't they?
    Beaglemom

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  9. I sure hope Ted and some of his buddies DO try to do something about it. That will be the surest way to make sure we don't hear from these morons for a long time.

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  10. Wait! I just realized that the entire GOP platform is listed in the DSV-IV! Paranoia, delusion, anti-social behavior . . .

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  11. Ya think Nugent makes money because of his wild and treasonous comments? Kinda reminds me of someone else, someone from Wasilla. Y'know?

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  12. Anonymous11:15 AM

    I would tell him to get his buddies together and meet us, a little ways off from the bridge so we wouldn't have pay to replace it, along with our tanks, troops, aircraft, and other assorted military weaponry). After the first shot was fired by Ted and his "buddies", they would quickly become nothing more a pink mists before our eyes.

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    1. Rush's Butt Boyle1:34 PM

      Maybe some good ole' USofA Drones can rain down on Ted Nugent and his buddies. Damn commie redneck!

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    2. Anonymous2:18 PM

      Ted Nugent? Naah. There are some targets not worth wasting good ammo on.

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    3. Anonymous5:06 PM

      Ted would totally mess his big boy trousers if he had to face the consequences of his seditionist speech. Certainly he'd be sweatin' a waterfall if the Secret Service had to pay him another visit.
      M from MD

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  13. Anonymous11:20 AM

    Ah, day 77 of the "Nuge Suicide Watch." He was going to leave the country first, then decided to off himself if President Obama was re-elected. Well, TEDDY, I'm STILL waiting.

    Few of you probably watched the prayer service yesterday morning that the President, First Lady, Vice President, and Mrs. Biden attended. The pastor was from Kansas City and spoke of community outreach his church does, especially for disadvantaged children, asking for nothing in return. He tied it into what our President and First Lady have done, full well KNOWING the racial hatred, lies, distortions, jokes, meanness, etc., of which they would be targeted. Yet, because of their strong belief in a greater good and country for all, did it anyway. Strength of character amundo! Quite the eloquent "sermon," and spot ON if you ask me (which you didn't).

    Compare that with Nugent and Palin. Hatred, divisiveness, inciting, conniving, you name it. Rosa Parks?! THESE two?!? "A man is known by the company he keeps."


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  14. Anonymous11:33 AM

    What's wrong with sarah's eyes in that picture? Is she purposely crossing them? Why hasn't she had them fixed considering all the money she's spent on plastic surgery?

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    1. Anonymous2:30 PM

      Sarah's eyes are aligned straight n the sockets, but her big bulbous fuckin' forehead is caddywompus, causing her eyeballs to point in different directions.

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  15. Anonymous11:35 AM

    Yeah right, why didn't he take his macho punk ass over to Vietnam and fight for his country? All these so-called patriots "talk" a good game, but at their core, they are nothing more than bullies and cowards. It takes no courage whatsoever to shoot at, and kill innocent unarmed American civilians. But when he had the chance to prove himself, this jackass literally shit his pants.

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  16. Is he still living in the USA? I thought that if President Obama was re-elected, that Ted would be either gone or dead. That's what he SAID.

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  17. Anonymous11:48 AM

    Yeah, sure, EVERYONE knows that Rosa Parks was one pistol-packin' Mama, with handguns on her hips and a shotgun slung on her back.

    Why, oh why aren't these idiots laughed into oblivion???

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  18. Anonymous11:57 AM

    Palin doesn't look like that anymore!!!

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  19. Anonymous12:10 PM

    Ted Nugent is an admitted pedophile. Used to tell 12 year old groupies that big girls sleep naked. I can see why wonkey eye takes so naturally to him. I'll bet if she just invested in a few years of earnest therapy that wonky eye would start to straighten right out. Binging and purging and dressing in Candie's freebees ain't gonna get the job done, that's for darn sure.

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  20. Anonymous12:20 PM

    I second all the posts wondering why Ted is still alive. I remember him promising that if Obama got elected again, he would kill himself.

    I can't figure why people like him get into any position where anything they say is quoted. You'd think all the Viet Nam Vets would fry the jerk. Look at how they continue to hold a major grudge against Jane Fonda.

    Frankly, this country would be a better place if people like him were deported. But I doubt they could find a country who would willingly take him.

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  21. I think it's time for the Secret Service and Homeland Security to have another little talk with little Teddy.

    And not a polite one at his house. I think he needs to be hauled to their place of business wearing some shiny bracelets so he knows exactly what kind of tyranny we're talking about. And what we do with domestic terrorists and those that foment sedition.

    Traitor Ted

    better yet

    teenie penie Ted

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    1. Anonymous2:28 PM

      I imagine this is why uncle Ted enjoys young girls in his bed.

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  22. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Maybe Ambylopia Spice can recruit her good patriot buddies Schaeffer Cox, Jeremy Morlock, Jared Laughner and Wade Michael Page to join the Nuge. Oh, wait - they're kinda busy at the moment. Here's to hoping the Motor City Chicken Hawk will shortly be joining them. Sláinte, Nuge!

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    1. Anonymous12:49 PM

      lol Ambylopia Spice

      Hi Lou Sarah if you are reading!

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  23. Anonymous1:32 PM

    Ugh..Nugent what a great role model..poopy pants and the grifters..perfect..

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  24. Grey Lensman2:15 PM

    "Tawd, Tawd! You should see HIS gun!"

    "Oh don't worry, sweetie (about to start his happy dance) I already have!"

    What? This wasn't a caption contest?

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  25. Anonymous2:27 PM

    Two of the people I desperately despise, Nugent and Palin, the worst sort of lying hypocrites that ever existed! Lowest of the low with the highest opinions of themselves, disgusting, revolting narcissists with borderline personality disorder. Nugent called Obama psychotic? Oh yeah neanderthal boy, keep telling yourself that. Way past time for a new visit from the secret service, you pants pooping, draft dodging, gun toting, animal killing moronic twit. Between Nugent and Palin, they may find a half a brain cell between them. I hope these two take a very long trip together and never, ever return. Please take Toad the pimp with you.

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  26. Anonymous2:47 PM

    You wonder if Ted maybe whispered in Sarah's ear something about .. 'hey, if your son had only pooped in his pants and didn't change them for a month, maybe he wouldn't have had to go into the military. Worked for me, heh, heh, heh..'

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  27. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Are there just no honest go God veterans, especially of Vietnam, that will stand up to Nugent and call him on his draft-dodging? Nugent went on CBS and called the men and women in the military his "brothers." Are there no veterans that are sickened by this? Do none of the fine veterans in this country that survived the horror of war, any war, not know about Nugent's past?
    And by the way, did Sarah? Is that why she let's herself be seen and photographed with a draft-dodger nutcase with his arm around her??? For Christ's sake, Sarah, grow a freaking brain and figure some things out on your own.

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    1. Anonymous4:23 PM

      The pee pond will be VERY disappointed when she doesn't run in '16. She CAN'T and she WON'T. PT at her finest for $$.

      Oh wait, there's a different word for that. It isn't "conservative" and it sure isn't "Christian" either!

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  28. Anonymous4:46 PM

    That photo screams, "I'm with stupid!"

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  29. Sarah Palin will be speaking at a Terri Schiavo event in April. They picked the half baked Alaskan bc they wanted someone who could truly relate to being brain dead.

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  30. Anita Winecooler7:13 PM

    What are- "Two losers who shit their pants plus one Pimp"? Alex!

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  31. Anonymous9:53 PM

    Ted kicks ass. You all are a bunch of libtard nerds convincing yourselves that you're actually cool.

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