Wednesday, January 02, 2013

There are some on the Right that are so desperate they are seriously suggesting the Sarah Palin become Speaker of the House. Oh yeah, THAT should help!



Courtesy of Politicususa:  

Conservatives think that the problem with the House is John Boehner, who also happens to be the last shred of common sense remaining in the House GOP leadership. Conservatives answer to the problem of a House majority that has been rendered irrelevant through their extremism is to get rid of the sane guy, and replace him with Sarah Palin.

Yeah, like THAT would solve anything!

Could you imagine a Congress run by Sarah Palin? There would be meth addicted and pregnant Congress people as far as the eye could see.

You know this is the kind of thing that I think Palin waits for. She simply figures that once people become desperate enough, and have scraped THROUGH the bottom of the barrel, that suddenly she won't look so bad anymore.

You know just when you think the Right Wing simply CANNOT be any crazier they start with this kind of talk.

By the way there was an actual rumor that Boehner would step down tonight.  However since it was supposed to happen several hours ago, and we have heard nothing about it, I'm guessing it was ONLY a rumor and nothing more. (Or perhaps wishful thinking on Palin's part.)
 

95 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:07 PM

    Well, she'd get 2 votes from those two c4p jokers.

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    1. Anonymous8:42 PM

      You do realize that her vajajay clenched up at the thought that she could be HANDED ANOTHER JOB!

      Ahh, the good old "word" salad days...

      They is OVAH, bitch!!

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  2. Anonymous5:08 PM

    Word Salad of the House?

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    1. Anonymous8:41 PM

      The House "Word" Salad?

      Mmm, delicious!

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  3. Anonymous5:12 PM

    Well, Sharon Schwarz did get one thing right - Palin as speaker WOULD garner a lot of attention. It just wouldn't be the type of attention Sharon thinks. As for "cutting through the doublespeak & message well" YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

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  4. Anonymous5:13 PM

    How the Speaker is chosen
    As the highest-ranking member of the House, the Speaker is elected by a vote of the members of the House. While it is not required, the Speaker usually belongs to the majority political party. The Constitution does not require that the Speaker be an elected Member of Congress. No non-member has ever been elected Speaker.

    Since the House has never elected a non-member to serve as Speaker, the chances of Sarah being chosen tomorrow are about as good as Anchorage, Alaska having a temperature of 100 degrees tomorrow at high noon.

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    1. Anonymous8:44 PM

      Oh, no,

      I bet those Rethugs would *totally* vote for some Moronic Quitter Bitch who has never expressed ANY interest in being a Member of their House.

      I bet they will only be *too* happy to nominate Sarah, you know, cuz she's all hot and shit.

      Bwhahahahahaha!

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  5. Anonymous5:13 PM

    To borrow from the lexicon of $arah: "That Sharon Schwarz is a FLIPPIN' IDIOT!"

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  6. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Working with the order side - only when what she wanted was what the other side wanted. She really had to work hard on that... Cut thru the doublespeak - She can't speak! If you think things are bad in Congress now - just let her in the door and our Congress will fall into a black hole never to be heard from again. Stupid is as stupid does and she is "stupid".

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    1. Anonymous8:45 PM

      Actually, the funniest thing Sarah was FORCED to work with the Dems in AK because the Rethugs wanted NOTHINg TO DO WITH HER!!!!

      Sarah the bitch didn't make friends ANYWHERE she went.

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  7. Anonymous5:18 PM

    She has 20 supporters left and they think she is going to save our democracy. If these people had a brain, they would understand that she would destroy our democracy!

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    1. Anonymous6:06 PM

      She has fanatics and zealots, some with money. That whole rumor about Boehner steeping down was a set up I betcha. They get the gossip going and another nutcase pens one of those articles about Queen Ester saving the world, Congress or some crap. What else can they do? Manufacture more bull about the quitter, sore loser meth brain joke, Palin. The more serious they are about promoting this bull the more hilarious they are. She is more the clown than ever now.

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    2. Anonymous6:34 PM

      No I don't think she does, but she'll continue to grift from those scrapping by and live a life of luxury.

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    3. Anonymous6:39 PM

      No I heard on NPR a couple of days ago, he was not "in charge" or the boss anymore?
      I was half asleep.
      Cantor is dying to get in.

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  8. fromthediagonal5:24 PM

    OK, there are some who now have really and truly fallen Off The Cliff (of sanity that is)!

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    1. Anonymous8:46 PM

      Some adults also dress up in diapers and pretend they are babies.

      I bet they are sarah fans.

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  9. Anonymous5:25 PM

    though it will never happen, ain't it great
    that we can laugh our ass' off at these knuckle draggin' nitwit tea_tard tweet_tards ?

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  10. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Oh come on you KNOW they're not serious but you might be a seeOFpee fan if you think they are.

    It's actually the worst slam to Boner they could come up with ha!

    Hey Sarah. . . time to speak up. . . they've grown a boner against you. Let's see what the next foolish ridiculous thing you say about this - Boner Libel, Boner Libel lol.

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  11. Anonymous5:32 PM

    Are these people really for real? Do they know how daft this woman is?

    WOW!

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    1. Anonymous5:50 PM

      I know.....utterly shocking.....

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    2. Anonymous8:15 PM

      I wouldn't be surprised if Sarah paid them with SarahPac money to write those tweets.

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    3. Anonymous9:49 AM

      .....and how bad she smells!!

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  12. Anonymous5:33 PM

    wonder if tweet_tard, sharon schwarz, bases her "knowledge" of $carah's "negotiation" skillz with the $500 million that the skank GAVE to the Canadian firm Trans Canada and gettin' absolutely nuthin' in return ?

    that's $500 million stolen from us Alaskan taxpayers

    fukin' skank

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    1. Anonymous6:31 PM

      I live in B.C. and I really haven't read up or paid a whole lot of attention to the transcanada pipeline. I'll have to read up on it a little more, but to be reasonable, I have a hard time thinking that Canada cashed a cheque for $500 million and are allowed to just put it in a bank account. If that is the case I would think that Canada should give the money back to it's rightful owner minus negotiation fees.

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    2. Anonymous6:40 PM

      http://www.politicususa.com/palin-steals-500-million.html

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    3. Anonymous6:48 PM

      Grygh, the far right teabaggers have gone nuts today. What better way than to ease their troubled braindead minds but to bring the loser from Lake dead Lucille out again. I have been reading comments in differant places on the intertubes today and the far right/teabaggers have gone nuts once again. They actually think the U.S. is coming to an end. For me it just makes me laugh so hard, yet have concern with regard to how uninformed a portion of Americans are.

      One moment that I got from the movie Game Change was John McCains last words to Sarah Palin in asking her to not destroy the Republican Party. It seems she got her way.

      May the Republican Party rest in peace.

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    4. Anonymous7:43 PM

      RIP gop.

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  13. abbafan5:37 PM

    Happy New Year Everyone! Are they for fuckin' real; April Fools' Day is 3 months away! Can you imagine the dumb twat on the floor of the House, with that fuckin' wonky eye and screech owl voice, shrieking, "where's Toad" ???

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    1. I thought it was, "Have you seen Toad"? -:)

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    2. Anonymous8:48 PM

      Yeah,

      he's getting sucked off by the mom of a special needs kid who is almost homeless.

      Todd is a fucking peach; he lights up my life.

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  14. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Well, it would either be something she could "own" or prove finally that she is an idiot.

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  15. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Mooselini as Speaker of the House? An actual JOB that you have to show up for at least 3 days per week? That's a big barstool to fill...

    To quote another Palin, "Howls! Howls of derisive laughter!"

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  16. Anonymous5:48 PM

    Would Toad become the shadow speaker and make her decisions for her and be copied on all emails like happened in Alaska? These people have got to be freaking nuts!

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    1. Anonymous7:44 PM

      Shadow word salader.

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  17. Anonymous5:48 PM

    There are some sad and pathetic lost souls on this planet.

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  18. Anonymous5:48 PM

    She can star in the "Idiocracy" prequel......

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  19. IF this really happened (and please God, don't let it ever, ever, happen) can you imagine the reaction from across the pond, from any other country in the world?

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  20. Anonymous5:52 PM

    Ha...this is every Dems dream! This fool would finally bring the true end to the tea baggers if SOTH. In a way she already has. We would have so much fun every day if it were to happen.....which it won't. Oh well.

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  21. Anonymous5:55 PM

    This is my favorite part of the article:

    The idea of Palin as Speaker of the House is hysterical considering that she seems to have no idea how the House even works, and she appears to no longer even bother with watching the news. (Come to think of it, Palin might be the perfect Speaker for these House Republicans.)

    Sarah Palin as House Speaker would delight Democrats, because it would virtually guarantee a Democratic retaking of the House in 2014. There is no way that Republicans could hang on to their majority in with one of the least popular D-list celebrities in America as the face of the House.

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  22. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Sharon Schwarz...tee hee hee, what a fuckwit!!

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  23. The scariest part of this whole "Palin as Speaker of The House" wingnut wet dream is that the speaker is second in the presidential line of succession, after the Vice President. Thankfully, we dodged that bullet in 2008 and the American people would never let that happen again!

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  24. Anonymous6:01 PM

    Dumb Asses!

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  25. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Personally, I was holding out for Kim Kardashian or at least Lindsay Lohan.

    Crap like this really helps to explain how it seems so easy to con low intelligence people into believing pretty well anything, and voting against their own interests.

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    1. Anonymous7:53 PM

      At least Kim would be actually pregnant in office.

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  26. Sarah as Speaker of the House? Seriously? LOL

    Sure, she was such a big hit at the RNC, wasn't she? No, wait a minute... she paid the $5K of PAC money to reserve the mall space, but was too humiliated to even show up in Tampa, after she was specifically dis-invited to EVEN ATTEND the GOP convention.

    This "rumor" is another slap in the face to Sarah Lou by the people in the GOP that just love to jerk her chain. Sounds like one of those "true" Onion headlines that goes WAY over fools' heads at C4P.

    Sarah is an April Fool's Day Joke 365 days every year. Nuthin' but a reality show "star", and that's being generous to Queen Quitter. She better stick with the cookbook idea for her dwindling "fan" base.

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    1. Anonymous6:45 PM

      Is it a METH Cook Book?

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    2. Eat For Success: 101 ways to order your crunch wrap supremes to eat alone in your bedroom, while reading People Magazine and watching Entertainment Tonight on the TV (meanwhile, ignoring your kids, including your daughters who are, simultaneously, fucking their boyfriends elsewhere in the house).

      Includes 10 Top Fashion Tips plus sure-fire on advice quitting your job and still making a ton of money from stupid people.

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    3. Anonymous8:24 PM

      Maybe $arah got a job with the guys on Breaking Bad, and learned how to cook that nice blue stuff.

      Judging by her recent pictures, she's either starving or snorting crystal daily

      http://tinyurl.com/aota95s

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  27. angela6:14 PM

    hahahahahahahahahahaha
    Whew!

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  28. Anonymous6:20 PM

    By that logic, technically, Sarah Palin doesn't need to be qualified to be a political spokesmodel after all.

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  29. Anonymous6:22 PM

    Awww. That's kinda sweet. Her pathetic, delusional fans are trying to find something for her to do. Does this mean they've finally given up hope that she'll run for office?

    You know, if Palin were the person they believe her to be, it wouldn't be a bad idea. Alas, they live in opposite land. I wish something would be done to finally and forever burst the bubble.

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  30. Anonymous6:33 PM

    it is not desperation, it is stupidity.

    stupid people can use twitter and facebook and blog as easily as smart people.

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    1. Anonymous7:51 PM

      They are self destructing. Give them more rope. I wish they would make her speaker of the house and Fox will keep her on program.

      I can't imagine a faster way to finish them all off.

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  31. Anonymous6:35 PM

    I don´t know. Sharon Schwarz may have a point worth serious consideration.

    If every Republican in the House started wearing fright wigs and Belmont Girls would their proposals become more palatable?

    Maybe.

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  32. Randall6:41 PM

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAW HAW HAW HAR HAR HAR (gasp) OOOOOOOOOOooooooo HO HO HO HEEEEEEeee hee heeeeeee ha hahahaha.

    Oh man...

    Sarah Palin: Speaker of the House
    ...because she can "cut through the doublespeak"!!!

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAW HAW HAW HAR HAR HAR
    oh please, stop, oh god, I can't breathe
    HAW HAAWWWW HAW HAR HAR HAR

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    1. Anonymous8:43 PM

      My sentiments exactly! What a HOOT!

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    2. Calm down. Take deep breaths. You'll be fine.

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  33. Isn't House Speaker second in line to the Oval office after V.P.?

    Why would anyone in their right mind vote in a nobody who holds no office whatsoever and has no Congressional experience whatsoever to that position?

    Yeah, this is a plan from Crazyland on the coast of the sea of pee.

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  34. Anonymous6:54 PM

    Sarah would have to actually read the Constitution. For the very first time.

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    1. Leland4:12 AM

      She can't read, remember? Someone would have to read it FOR her and explain it.

      Oh wait. They tried to teach her when she was a candidate, didn't they?

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  35. Anonymous6:54 PM

    How delusional can the bots get???

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    1. A very good question - hope the sanity test for gun ownership is enforced - none of them would qualify

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  36. Anonymous6:58 PM

    Speaker of the house and in line for the presidency, albeit, aback door to the oval office. i guess it's the T party F'n us in "the back door" so to speak.

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  37. Anonymous7:00 PM

    "Thank you very much for your nomination. I don't know what the Speaker of the House even does. Thank you again."
    Sarah Palin - 01/02/2013

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    1. Anonymous7:50 PM

      She didn't even know what the VP did! How will she figure out the Speakers job? Speak? She can't even do that very well.

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  38. Anonymous7:17 PM

    Haven´t these two heard?

    Sarah doesn´t need a title like Speaker of the House to fix the RINO problem.

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    1. Anonymous8:20 PM

      Hey dingbat, there is not one chance in a trillion that $arah f*cking Paylin is ever going to "fix" any problems.

      She is a defeated quitter, a serial liar, a sociopathic narcissist of the first order, and exposed her ignorance, idiocy, and prejudice for all to see on national TV in 2008.

      You can bet that if she ever dares to run for any political office again, she is going to be ruthlessly taken down and exposed by those in Alaska who know her secrets, her lies, and her crimes.

      Ask Shailey Tripp, Frank Bailey, Walt Monegan, Meg Stapleton, or Ron Ziegler.



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  39. Anonymous7:25 PM

    Palin / Eastwood 2016!

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    1. Anonymous10:09 PM

      palin/basilmarceau.com 2016 !!!

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  40. Bristol's Real Chin7:35 PM

    Like Sarah would even pretend to work for the measly $223k salary of the Speaker. That couldn't begin to pay for her ongoing plastic surgery and her drug habit.

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    1. Anonymous9:55 PM

      I kind of agree. Palin does much better with her Fox gig and PAC than taking the speaker position (seriously, is that really all that position pays?) If I was her I'd just keep hauling it in from same old same old. It's great work if you can get it.

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  41. Anonymous7:48 PM

    Oh let the 'bots' dream, that's all they have...dreams and wishful thinking.

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  42. Anonymous7:49 PM

    Reporter: Sarah, do you know what the speaker of the house does?

    Sarah: Gee whiz heck yeah. Thats the part you talk into on the intercom. It also lets you hear your guests.

    Reporter: And do you know that the speaker is elected by majority through a caucus? You do know what a caucus is do you not?

    Sarah: A caucus is the latin translation of a rooster.... which would have been more effective as a town cryer instead of Paul Revere. I told you guys about that didn't I? They should have used a rooster instead of he who warned, uh, the British that they weren't going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he's riding his ...his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells.

    Reporter: You are aware that the speaker of the house is third in line to succeed should the president and the vice president be incapacitated?

    Sarah: TAAAAAAWWWWDDDDD !!!!!!!!!! We need more airplane fuel!!!!

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  43. Anita Winecooler7:55 PM

    Can you imagine?

    "I, Syrup alin, again with a humble heart and still spine...full of resolve and old fashioned common sense virtues which Gawwd gave our forefathers who passed it down through the ages.... will CUT THROUGH THE DOUBLESPEAK...MESSAGE WELL ...GARNER MUCH ATTENTION .....PLUS MESSAGE WELL!

    LMAO! The jokes just write themselves.

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  44. This is off track but relates to literacy and Bible Spice's lack of it.

    World Book Night is coming April 23 (Shakespeare's birthday). They are seeking book distributor all over. If you sign up and they choose you, you get 20 FREE books (choose a title from their list of 30. Nice variety) then you just go to a location of your choice and give them away!

    What could be better than giving away 20 books for free!

    www.us.worldbooknight.org

    Please consider signing up to give away books in your area. My first choice is The Handmaid's Tale, second choice is Fahrenheit 451. I think those not only appeal to the taste in dystopian future fiction that The Hunger Games has ignited but are also very apropos to today's political climate. Cautionary tales if you will.

    My third choice is The Worst Hard Time about the dustbowl and the depression, again pretty apropos given our current economy and impending climate change.

    But there's The Phantom Tollbooth, The No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency and Bossypants to name a few. I'm sure you'll find something you've already read and would love to share with others.

    And if you happen to meet Caribou Barbie, you can give her a free book (for light and non-readers). You can be sure *she's* never read it.

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    1. Anonymous9:53 PM

      I don't do books but can Kindle copies count?

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    2. Maybe someone in Alaska would volunteer to give away "Glaciers".

      www.us.worldbooknight.org/books/2013/item/426-glaciers

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  45. Anonymous8:32 PM

    Have they SEEN Sarah???

    (or heard her?)

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  46. From Sith to SOTH? Nah. Would serve some of those nutjobs in the House right to be under her thumb tho.

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  47. Well, sure, ok. But whoever is speaker still needs some basic knowledge about how government works. There really isn't time on the planet to get her up to speed when you have to start at learning how to select the right shoe size.

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  48. hedgewytch8:57 PM

    Boehner step down? They'll have to pry that gavel out of his cold, orange hands!

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  49. The radical right wing is experienced at wasting time (which belongs to the citizens of this country). Why not nominate Mickey Mouse or someone’s pet, it makes as much sense.

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  50. Anonymous9:24 PM

    Let's see how this goes. Sarah didn't have anything to say on her Facebook from December 19 to January 1. She showed up on Fox on Dec. 20 to bash Time Magazine's choice of President Obama for their Person on the Year. Sarah hasn't been getting very much attention lately. She even had to post her New Years Greeting twice, just to make sure that it would get notice. And, add some folksy photos of Todd, Piper and Trig.

    What does a gal have to do to get noticed around the media? Great idea! I'll plant some suggestions that Sarah Palin should be the Speaker of the House. After all, Sarah did pad the Letters to the Editors writing favorable comments about herself when she was governor. Otherwise, she'll have to call TMZ with some family gossip. What does a gal have to do to get some attention around here?

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  51. Anonymous10:40 PM

    This stings Sarah right in the heart personally knowing that her infamous name is only relevant as far as being the butt of jokes and she knows it. Even her recent "jokes" about her own irrelevancy failed and just made her look more idiotic. She made a new years pledge to keep her mouth shut - we'll see how long that lasts. Yet she is still grateful for the SarahPAC dollars. She really does appreciate those fools and is now penning her next mass email to keep them hoping and sending those checks. She's pretty much reduced herself to an organ grinder monkey.

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  52. Anonymous12:23 AM

    TMZ is reporting a guy popping up with a ring n Tripps B,day. Bristol is freaking out.

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  53. Anonymous2:23 AM

    Palin as speaker?

    Why not? She's looking for a job anyway.

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  54. Anonymous2:28 AM

    Sarah Palin as speaker?

    Might as well nominate Tri-G or Bristol for the job. They are equally as qualified as Sarah.

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  55. Anonymous2:34 AM

    Along her substance strewn path this hideous charlatan has made countless enemies, some powerless and anonymous, some not. Some with long memories and longer lines of influence and the patience to observe Sicilian proverbs concerning revenge. She is stupid and dangerous but she has fucked with a lot of the WAY wrong people. Because she is stupid and dangerous. What a fuckin' world,eh?

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  56. Anonymous3:21 AM

    The ultimate lunacy...did these people neglect to consider that Palin is not a member of the House of Representatives? Do they not know that the majority party elects one of their own members to serve as Speaker? They don't just get to pick anyone they want...they have to elect someone who meets the criteria and that would be someone already elected to serve in Congress.

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  57. A. J. Billings5:23 AM

    I took a bit of a stroll over to C4Pee, and the usual cast of $arah worshipers are hard at work hoping for $arah

    Always, these poor deluded souls are hoping that she'll run for some office, get a title, influence something, or even just write a diet book.

    Brianus Berkulanus has recently opined something now that is so riduculous, it's worth mentioning.

    This sad sack $arah worshiper writes that "Ronaldus Reagan" is watching over $arah from on high, and guiding her steps.

    How can any sentient person believe that Caribou Barbie is the only savior for humans, and the best person for President in 2016?

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    1. Anonymous6:22 AM

      Well, A.J., I think the operative word is "sentient"...which the Quitter's followers would probably read as "senty-ent."

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  58. God, they're deluded. It's absolutely bizarre what they can convince themselves of. Reality has no fucking place in their universe.

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  59. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Have Katie Couric ask her what the SOTH does? That answer would be good for a few laughs. "Well, it's the Speaker's job to ring those bells; and take over if the President an't do it".

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  60. Anonymous7:55 PM

    Lego hair did not get a single vote

    Of 426 votes cast on Tuesday, Boehner received 220. Others who received votes for the speakership include Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), former Secretary of State Colin Powell, former Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) and former Comptroller General David Walker.

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