“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” ― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

It should also be noted that none of Trump's family has served in the military, he aggressively attacked a former prisoner of war, and that he has done nothing to answer any of Russia's cyber attacks.

Over the weekend John McCain all but slams Donald Trump for dodging the draft during the Vietnam War.

Watch. John McCain seems to take a dig at Trump for draft dodging. pic.twitter.com/RVtAtDFHeY

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) October 23, 2017

Courtesy of the New York Post:  

Sen. John McCain took some veiled shots at President Trump over the weekend — slamming high-income draft dodgers for using their wealth to avoid serving in the Vietnam War. 

“One aspect of the conflict, by the way, that I will never, ever countenance is that we drafted the lowest income level of America and the highest income level found a doctor that would say that they had a bone spur,” the Arizona lawmaker told C-SPAN3 in an interview that aired Sunday. 

“That is wrong. That is wrong,” he said. “If we’re going to ask every American to serve, every American should serve.” 

McCain, a Republican, didn’t actually name Trump — but the “bone spur” reference appeared to be a direct jab.

Okay so in about a two or three day span of time that is now George W. Bush, Barack Obama, and John McCain taking veiled shots at Donald Trump. 

But my question is why do they remain simply veiled shots?

At this dangerous point in our history why can these individual, who all know what is at stake, not simply call Trump out clearly and publicly for what he is doing to this country?

And what will they tell themselves, and the American people, after it is too late?

Since we don't quite have enough ridiculousness in politics these days Ted Nugent threatens to run for office as well.

From ole poopy pants Facebook page: 

If these GOP sonsabitches dont get it right this time I will come charging in as the ultimate WE THE PISSED OFF PEOPLE Mr FixIt Consitutional firebreathing shitkicker candidate from hell! 

Well there's a campaign bumper sticker if ever I saw one. 

Now typically I would immediately discount the Motor City moron's chances as between "No fucking way" to "What, are you brain damaged?"

But let's face it we just learned how incredibly stupid a vast number of the American voting population are so who are we to say that a woman hating, draft dodging, profanity spouting, ammosexual could not get elected as well?

Nugent currently has homes in Illinois, Michigan, and Texas.

If he actually were to do this, which I doubt he would, he could easily get elected in Texas where being an asshole is essentially the prime prerequisite for entering politics.

Besides just think of how much fun it would be to cover this shit stain as he went around vomiting out his patented stupidity and embarrassing his state, his gender, and essentially the entire human race.

It would kind of be like covering Donald Trump if instead of a silver spoon, he was born with a silver straitjacket.

The Huffington Post adds Ted Nugent to their "Wikipedia of dicks." NSFW

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Has there ever been a more deserving dick?

Ted Nugent does not appreciate that we call him a pedophile, or draft dodger, or share other truths about him on the internet.

Courtesy of Raw Story:  

Conservative rocker Ted Nugent on Tuesday lashed out at what he called liberal “a gang of punks” on the Internet for accusing him of being a draft dodger, a racist, and a pedophile. 

On Tuesday edition of Newsmax’s Mid-point, Nugent explained how excited he was to join host Ed Berliner for an interview. 

“My American dream glows so vibrantly, I might squirt through the phone and stain the entire listening audience. God bless America!” Nugent exclaimed. 

“That would be awfully messy,” Berliner noted. “I mean, the paper towels we would need would be horrible.” 

“You would need more than that,” Nugent quipped. “I’d recommend an Olympic-sized down-filled comforter with a couple of large friends of mine with Louisville Sluggers to ram it elsewhere. My point being, I’m here to share my effervescence because I’m addicted to truth, logic, common sense and the American way.”

Gee I wonder why people think Nugent is a deviant?  

When it came to his political views, Nugent said that his rhetoric was “over the edge” because people like President Barack Obama and NBC anchor Brian Williams had created a “goofy planet of the apes America.” 

According to the Motor City Madman, there were a “gang of punks” on the Internet that monitored everything he did.

Nugent then goes on to complain that people online make up quotes out of thin air and attribute them to him.

You mean like suggesting that the first black President had created a "goofy planet of apes" in America?

Nugent then offers up the charges of being a racist or being a pedophile as examples.

Well the pedophile charges come from allegations by Courtney Love that she performed fellatio on Nugent when she was 12 years old, and is kind of backed up by lyrics like this: 

Well, I don't care if you're just 13 
You look too good to be true 
I just know that you're probably clean... 
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine... 
It's quite alright, I asked your mama 
Wait a minute, officer 
Don't put those handcuffs on me 
Put them on her, and I'll share her with you 

Not exactly words that spring to mind if you are NOT into having sex with underage girls.

As for the racist part, well:  

MTV is a liberal lump of hippy snot. They are embarrassing. Those big uneducated greasy black mongrels on there, they call themselves rap artists. Excuse me? During a bad bloody case of diarrhea, I got more soul than those guys do at the peak of their life. That's not music. What do you slap some electronic noisemaker and then grunt to it? And this is like soul? No, excuse me, you want to know what soul is? No wonder James Brown went to prison, no wonder Wilson Pickett went to jail, no wonder Chuck Barry went to jail. They're embarrassed by their black brothers. That's not soul. That's not cool. That's stupid.

Well since we are on the topic what about misogyny:  

About Hillary Clinton: "You probably can't use the term `toxic cunt' in your magazine, but that's what she is. Her very existence insults the spirit of individualism in this country. This bitch is nothing but a two-bit whore for Fidel Castro."

Yeah you know perhaps people would make up quotes about Ted Nugent to smear his name, but the facts are how could they get a word in edgewise while he is doing that for them?

Twisted Sister frontman tells the world that the Motor City Madman, and darling of the pro-gun teabaggers, is a cowardly draft dodger. Ooh, that's going to leave a mark!

Courtesy of WRFX News:  

Ted Nugent promotes a lot of conservative ideals, particularly gun rights. But, at least one other rocker sees that stance as hypocritical. Twisted Sister's Dee Snider lashed out at Nugent in an interview with Noisecreep: 

"Ted's always been a gun-toting conservative. But what gets me is that he was actually a draft dodger! I mean, to the point where he didn't bathe for a week, and vomited on himself to deliberately avoid the draft. I totally understand why he did that, but all of these Republicans who love Ted don't seem to know or remember that too well. It's crazy that he's become one of the voices of Conservative America even though he was a draft dodger. If you don't believe me, Google it." 

Dee Snider is citing an interview Nugent gave to High Times magazine in 1977. In the interview, Nugent described how he avoided the draft because he wanted to continue to play guitar instead of serve in the Army. From the 1977 interview, Nugent said: 

"I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up."

The article goes on to point out that Nugent took back his early story however Snopes.com got a copy of Nugent's deferment which indicates that while the gun toting pedophile received a student deferment for much of the time he was eligible for the draft he also failed a physical exam and was given a 1-Y classification, which are generally assigned to registrants "who have exhibited medical conditions that were limiting but not disabling." You know like having their pants full of their own feces and acting like a lunatic.

Snider calling him out as a coward did not sit well with Nugent who took to Twitter (Where else?) to register his frustration.

Shame on @deesnider for falling for the big lie I challenge u to man up to the truth We xpected btr
— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) January 23, 2013

Well that's pretty weak. And what "truth" is Snider supposed to "man up" to?

All Snider did was repeat to the interviewer the same story that Nugent gleefully told to High Times back in 1977.

If anybody needs to "man up" and tell the "truth" it is this pathetic excuse for a tough guy. But what can you expect from a guy that measures his manhood by how many guns he owns and preys on underage girls to feed his oversize ego?