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Thursday, March 28, 2013
Conan O'Brien melds Sarah Palin with Honey Boo Boo. What? You mean they AREN'T the same person?
Okay that was pretty funny, but I found the Voldemort/ Anne Hathaway melding truly disturbing. Gonna have nightmares.
Ditto here on her content. But her nasal screechy tone always hits that painful audio frequency that makes listening to her more akin to torture. Just shoot me instead if it's going to be more than a minute or two of listening to Sarah. Muted with closed captioning, I can do until I'm falling down drunk, roflmao.
There are times when you have to be thankful that Sarah has absolutely no idea what an ass she appears to be to all intelligent people. The woman is comedy fodder like no other. Thanks, Sarah, for your ongoing contributions as the nation's unofficial laughing stock.
It seems obvious that she is too stupid to know what a fool she makes of herself. I almost feel sorry for her supporters. They are completely brainwashed. The big gulp stunt was childish, just as her mocking Michelle Obama for her work with childhood obesity. You are correct, the country was poised and ready to point and laugh, and Palin does not disappoint when it comes to stupidity.
The thing is, if she had shut up for a while, we have such short memories she might even have a shot at something now. Since she never can stfu for the span of a week she's made herself a joke permanently. Oh, yeah, and that big gulp stunt was pure middle school. Her audience is composed of people who are stuck at middle school level. It makes you wonder if Piper his her main screech writer. The woman is a textbook case of Oppositional Defiance Disorder, something that one sees in adolescents, but Sarah never emerged from adolescence mentally or emotionally.
RMoney is starting to sound like loser Sarah. Trying to influence when he has no influence at all. He's a TWO TIME loser for President and he still thinks he has a voice? HA@!
Romney tells Dennis Miller: ‘It’s good to live a normal life again’
...Romney pointed out that he was still concerned about the country and was “looking for the most effective way for me to try and get the country on a course of remaining strong and powerful in terms of our values, our military, our soft power, our economy.”
“That’s the frustration with losing, which is that I don’t have the influence that obviously I could have had, had I won that election.”
Go take a nap and dream your dreams, but try to keep them between you and Lovey, Mr Howell the third. We're glad you're back to your normal self, although your being invisible wouldn't bother me all that much.
Reid asked Washington Post columnist Jonathan Capehart if Palin still retained “some utility” for the GOP, even if it was just to fire up the base.
“No,” Capehart replied. “I think all the people you mentioned were irresponsible. Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin swooping in whenever she felt like the media spotlight was even inching a millimeter away from her.”
“These are people who should never be considered presidential timber, who should never have gotten the platform that they got,” Capehart added.
“In a lot of ways, Sarah Palin is kind of the Kim Kardashian of politics,” Reid opined. “You’re not 100 percent sure what she’s famous for, but she keeps getting on your TV.”
“She was a completely unqualified vice presidential nominee, Megan, and yet it is John McCain who took a hit in terms of his esteem, not her,” Reid said to Atlantic columnist Megan McArdle.
McCain will never admit his mistake. He invited his personal pick as VP Joe Lieberman to Arizona to coach Palin and Lieberman told him that he was astounded by Palin's lack of basic political knowledge. Still, to this day, McCain beats her drum because if he didn't it would make him look stupid and ill prepared. McCain really did want to do the right thing and ask Joe Lieberman to be his VP candidate. As a Democrat Joe L would have been a game changer for the ticket, instead he let his team choose this total unknown and unvetted woman and it cost him his reputation and the election.
@anonymous 12:27. Thank you so much for that link. Sara Palin makes my skin crawl. But, like an addict, it is a rush to witness the train wreck of her life here. I can't be alone, is there some kind of support group out there???
I'm in awe of her lack of self-awareness in public. But her skin is so thin, she lives a tortured existence unless she's standing in the middle of the highway during rush hour with her skirt pulled up and her shriveled, flabby ass wrapped around a thong. You KNOW it's going to gross you out, but how can you NOT look?
But be truthful here. You couldn't really tell there was any melding, could you. No. Thought so. I couldn't either.
I think the original lip event was a case of teeth slipping loose and ol' mama trying to grip 'em back in to place. It was hilarious. I watched it over and over in a loop with friends and we were literally rolling on the floor, screaming with laughter.
Sarah's face was so friggin goofy in the still pics that we knew that she would be steamed to have anyone see her stupid expression.
Her bobble-head keeps getting bigger and bigger relative to her gaunt frame. Before, she was only a caricature of an idiot pretending she was "something else". Now, she's just a caricature of THAT caricature. Wince-worthy, and pitiful.
O/T Speaking of blending people... I was reading on Malia Litmans blog and Kristy Patullo posted over there using the name Kristy MANSOUR Patullo.This is Sick even for her.She is obviously becoming more delusional.Scary stuff.
If Sarah Palin loved America more than she loves herself, she would of seen that McCain screwed up picking her and she should of done the honorable thing which was to bow out to save her party. But noooo Sarah kept up with her charade which cost McCain his presidency.
Seen through the lens of the invaluable Center for Responsive Politics, Palin’s PAC spent $5.1 million in the last election cycle (more than it raised in that time period, raising some questions about Palin’s claims of fiscal responsibility).But the real news comes when you look at how donors’ money was actually doled out: just $298,500 to candidates. The bulk of the rest of it, more than $4.8 million, went to—you guessed it—consultants.That’s some seriously hypocritical overhead.In total, Palin’s PAC spent $980,000 on campaign expenses, $1.3 million on administrative costs (including almost a million dollars on postage), and three-quarters of a million on fundraising. Hidden in all of this—amid the direct mail and the media buys—is consultants’ cut of every dollar spent.
Not sure what your point is, Bristol, but if ripping people off is what you are promoting, I'm not interested. One thing the Tundra Turd can't buy is integrity OR happiness.
If all of us hags were as one-dimensional as Sarah Palin, I might just tend to agree with you. But the fact is, we are not one-dimensional. It is not all about the benjamins with us. The people that I encounter at IM care about honor, respect, and taking responsibility for one's actions, regardless of how much filthy, ill-gotten lucre they possess.
For those reasons, the jealous hags here will never respect Sarah Palin, and there is nothing YOU can do about that.
And we will never shut up about Sarah Palin's lack of good character traits, and that is a fact that you can take to the bank, and deposit with all of Sarah's precious dollars.
I will admit to being jealous of Sarah Palin for one thing, though...I would love to have a grandchild, or two, or even three. I wouldn't spend all of my time trying to get away from them.
FLOTUS meld with Tyson detracted from her beauty not at all.
ReplyDeleteWhat a gorgeous wonderful woman she is!
Slam, Bam, Thank you mam. The Palin Melt was really scary, 'cause I didn't see the difference.
ReplyDeleteI need a minute to compose myself after watching that.
ReplyDeleteNope... need more time
That's EXACTLY how Palin comes across to me.
ReplyDeleteDitto here on her content. But her nasal screechy tone always hits that painful audio frequency that makes listening to her more akin to torture. Just shoot me instead if it's going to be more than a minute or two of listening to Sarah. Muted with closed captioning, I can do until I'm falling down drunk, roflmao.
DeleteThere are times when you have to be thankful that Sarah has absolutely no idea what an ass she appears to be to all intelligent people. The woman is comedy fodder like no other. Thanks, Sarah, for your ongoing contributions as the nation's unofficial laughing stock.
ReplyDeleteThat's like her big gulp stunt. She was grinning like an idiot. A handful of people cheered, the rest of the country pointed and laughed.
DeleteIt seems obvious that she is too stupid to know what a fool she makes of herself. I almost feel sorry for her supporters. They are completely brainwashed.
DeleteThe big gulp stunt was childish, just as her mocking Michelle Obama for her work with childhood obesity. You are correct, the country was poised and ready to point and laugh, and Palin does not disappoint when it comes to stupidity.
She may be good for a laugh or two, but there's a darker side to her continued pollution of the airwaves.
DeleteSadly, the rest of the world remembers that she came perilously close to becoming Vice President of the United States.
And that's something we will NEVER live down.
The thing is, if she had shut up for a while, we have such short memories she might even have a shot at something now. Since she never can stfu for the span of a week she's made herself a joke permanently. Oh, yeah, and that big gulp stunt was pure middle school. Her audience is composed of people who are stuck at middle school level. It makes you wonder if Piper his her main screech writer. The woman is a textbook case of Oppositional Defiance Disorder, something that one sees in adolescents, but Sarah never emerged from adolescence mentally or emotionally.
DeleteHer humor is downright mean.
DeleteYIKES!! But so damn funny!
ReplyDeleteI must have missed the Honey Boo Boo part, just looked like old sarah on a good day.....
ReplyDeleteRMoney is starting to sound like loser Sarah. Trying to influence when he has no influence at all. He's a TWO TIME loser for President and he still thinks he has a voice? HA@!
ReplyDeleteRomney tells Dennis Miller: ‘It’s good to live a normal life again’
...Romney pointed out that he was still concerned about the country and was “looking for the most effective way for me to try and get the country on a course of remaining strong and powerful in terms of our values, our military, our soft power, our economy.”
“That’s the frustration with losing, which is that I don’t have the influence that obviously I could have had, had I won that election.”
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/03/28/romney-tells-dennis-miller-its-good-to-live-a-normal-life-again/
Go take a nap and dream your dreams, but try to keep them between you and Lovey, Mr Howell the third. We're glad you're back to your normal self, although your being invisible wouldn't bother me all that much.
DeleteAND such a great asset to Democrats!
ReplyDeleteShe diminishes Conservatives too.
Thanks Sarah! You rock!
PALINdrome: a phrase that is just as stupid forward as it is backward.
ReplyDelete12:12 My favorite. Might have to steal it and use it myself.
DeleteSarah sounded smarter after the meld.
ReplyDeleteReid asked Washington Post columnist Jonathan Capehart if Palin still retained “some utility” for the GOP, even if it was just to fire up the base.
ReplyDelete“No,” Capehart replied. “I think all the people you mentioned were irresponsible. Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin swooping in whenever she felt like the media spotlight was even inching a millimeter away from her.”
“These are people who should never be considered presidential timber, who should never have gotten the platform that they got,” Capehart added.
“In a lot of ways, Sarah Palin is kind of the Kim Kardashian of politics,” Reid opined. “You’re not 100 percent sure what she’s famous for, but she keeps getting on your TV.”
“She was a completely unqualified vice presidential nominee, Megan, and yet it is John McCain who took a hit in terms of his esteem, not her,” Reid said to Atlantic columnist Megan McArdle.
Watch the clip below via MSNBC:
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/msnbc-panel-goes-nuclear-on-sarah-palin-irrelevant-irresponsible-the-kim-karsashian-of-politics/
McCain will never admit his mistake. He invited his personal pick as VP Joe Lieberman to Arizona to coach Palin and Lieberman told him that he was astounded by Palin's lack of basic political knowledge. Still, to this day, McCain beats her drum because if he didn't it would make him look stupid and ill prepared. McCain really did want to do the right thing and ask Joe Lieberman to be his VP candidate. As a Democrat Joe L would have been a game changer for the ticket, instead he let his team choose this total unknown and unvetted woman and it cost him his reputation and the election.
Delete@anonymous 12:27. Thank you so much for that link. Sara Palin makes my skin crawl. But, like an addict, it is a rush to witness the train wreck of her life here. I can't be alone, is there some kind of support group out there???
DeleteI'm in awe of her lack of self-awareness in public. But her skin is so thin, she lives a tortured existence unless she's standing in the middle of the highway during rush hour with her skirt pulled up and her shriveled, flabby ass wrapped around a thong. You KNOW it's going to gross you out, but how can you NOT look?
DeleteThe melding is funny no matter WHO Conan does it to, but I thought Palin/Honey Boo Boo was so hilarious I got a screen capture from it.
ReplyDeleteThe screen capture gives me a good idea what Palin will look like when she's reached her full Joan Rivers potential.
But be truthful here. You couldn't really tell there was any melding, could you. No. Thought so. I couldn't either.
DeleteI think the original lip event was a case of teeth slipping loose and ol' mama trying to grip 'em back in to place. It was hilarious. I watched it over and over in a loop with friends and we were literally rolling on the floor, screaming with laughter.
Sarah's face was so friggin goofy in the still pics that we knew that she would be steamed to have anyone see her stupid expression.
DeleteHer bobble-head keeps getting bigger and bigger relative to her gaunt frame. Before, she was only a caricature of an idiot pretending she was "something else". Now, she's just a caricature of THAT caricature. Wince-worthy, and pitiful.
A real life ET!
DeleteRev Al and panel take down Palin and her grifting PAC video.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nbcnews.com/id/49263362#51366941
Just watching Conan would give me nightmares.....
ReplyDeleteO/T Speaking of blending people... I was reading on Malia Litmans blog and Kristy Patullo posted over there using the name Kristy MANSOUR Patullo.This is Sick even for her.She is obviously becoming more delusional.Scary stuff.
ReplyDeleteIt's satire. The funniest thing is that someone showed up to complain about it. Kristy or RAM...you decide (I'm going with Kristy).
DeleteSeriously doubt that was Krazy Kristy krackhead.
DeleteTeam Coco gets it right! And I love the photo he chose.
ReplyDeleteGood for him!
He should do one on Jay Leno morphing into obscurity...
No, Bristol morphing into Jay Leno. Now that would be appropriate.
DeleteHa! I like your idea better!
DeleteAnother beautiful LOD take down of Palin and her trolling:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nbcnews.com/id/49263362#51367417
Wrong link.
DeleteThat was totally worth it.
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah Palin loved America more than she loves herself, she would of seen that McCain screwed up picking her and she should of done the honorable thing which was to bow out to save her party. But noooo Sarah kept up with her charade which cost McCain his presidency.
ReplyDeleteSeen through the lens of the invaluable Center for Responsive Politics, Palin’s PAC spent $5.1 million in the last election cycle (more than it raised in that time period, raising some questions about Palin’s claims of fiscal responsibility).But the real news comes when you look at how donors’ money was actually doled out: just $298,500 to candidates. The bulk of the rest of it, more than $4.8 million, went to—you guessed it—consultants.That’s some seriously hypocritical overhead.In total, Palin’s PAC spent $980,000 on campaign expenses, $1.3 million on administrative costs (including almost a million dollars on postage), and three-quarters of a million on fundraising. Hidden in all of this—amid the direct mail and the media buys—is consultants’ cut of every dollar spent.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/03/29/palin-s-sarahpac-embarrassment-consultants-are-cashing-in.html
Can you say "MONEY LAUNDERING"
DeleteShe has more money than any of you jealous hags will ever see.
ReplyDeleteNo 9-5 drudgery for her, no punching clocks.
And there is NOTHING you can do about it.
Not sure what your point is, Bristol, but if ripping people off is what you are promoting, I'm not interested. One thing the Tundra Turd can't buy is integrity OR happiness.
DeleteIf all of us hags were as one-dimensional as Sarah Palin, I might just tend to agree with you. But the fact is, we are not one-dimensional. It is not all about the benjamins with us. The people that I encounter at IM care about honor, respect, and taking responsibility for one's actions, regardless of how much filthy, ill-gotten lucre they possess.
DeleteFor those reasons, the jealous hags here will never respect Sarah Palin, and there is nothing YOU can do about that.
And we will never shut up about Sarah Palin's lack of good character traits, and that is a fact that you can take to the bank, and deposit with all of Sarah's precious dollars.
I will admit to being jealous of Sarah Palin for one thing, though...I would love to have a grandchild, or two, or even three. I wouldn't spend all of my time trying to get away from them.
Same for Todd. He doesn't punch clocks either. Todd just punches prostitutes. How much overtime does he get in a week.
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