Courtesy of US News:
"Do the words 'Senator Sarah Palin' excite you?"
(Should I answer that?)
That's the opening line of a recent email by The Tea Party Leadership Fund, which is trying to draft the former Alaska governor and past Fox News commentator to run for the Senate in 2014. The fund argues Palin has a clear path to victory in part due to recent polling showing incumbent Sen. Mark Begich, a Democrat, with less than 50 percent of the vote.
But, it being a draft, the group hasn't talked with Palin about whether or not she's interested. And Palin – whose PAC didn't respond to request for comment from Whispers – is believed to be currently residing in Arizona, not Alaska. The fund's Niger Innis says the interest of Tea Party members in a Palin run, however, is clear.
"We didn't know that [the draft] was going to catch fire to the degree that it has. And what that tells us is that this is just the beginning," he says. "It's gone viral."
But not all Tea Party groups are enthused about drafting Palin without first gauging her interest.
"I absolutely love her and I think she's a breath of fresh air," Amy Kremer, head of Tea Party Express, tells Whispers. "But until she says that she's going to put her name in... we're not going to go out there and advocate for her to get in the race."
You know you would think that after Sarah Palin strung these poor dipshits along for almost four years they would finally come to realize that she does NOT want a job in politics.
She wants to be given money for doing as little as possible, NOT have to work for a living!
So they can draft away to their heart's content, but Palin will do NOTHING but shake her flabby money maker at them until their credit cards are maxed out and then suddenly decide that she has too many "family responsibilities" to return to politics now.
But I know ONE person who would be thrilled to see Palin make a run for the Senate seat, and that's Mark Begich. Right now our lone Democratic Senator's poll numbers are in the shitter, but run Palin against him and suddenly we are talking landslide.
Just a friendly note to the Teabaggers, Alaskans flat out HATE Sarah Palin! So if you really think that recruiting her will mean one more GOP vote in the Senate, then YOU, my paint chip eating friends, have not been paying attention, now have you?
Sarah sure does know how to take big gulps. It looks like we will continue to see her in the media for a long, long time with her qualifications. She is an energy expert to boot. Too think people once doubted she could see Russia. Becoming a Senator would be a cake walk for Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteo/t Two degrees of separation: Tsarnaev Brothers
http://www.thiscantbehappening.net/node/1727
Too bad none of this can be discussed or looked into....
Craft International was founded n 2009 by the late US Navy SEAL unit member Chris Kyle, Xe (formerly Blackwater)....
I think she will run. Here's why: her IQ is only 83.
DeleteSenator Baldy???
DeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I don't think so! Baldy knows her political career is over...it ended ...ironically enough...in Arizona! Plus there's that little factoid where she QUIT her last elected office which will NEVER go away!
So the dummy's who are trying to "draft" Baldy must be snorting some really good METH...in other words....this has the Toad written all over it!
BaldyPac is low on funds...the Toad is pimping his number one ho wherever and to whoever he can! Stupid ass Teabaggers are just the latest suckers in the fishnet! LOL!!!
"Energy exper" is probably the most false of all her false memes. Well, except for that, "I'm Trig's mom" one.
DeleteOh jeez, anon@2:06: That is an amazing read.
DeleteI almost wish I didn't know.
I try and try not to get into conspiracy theories.
Nothing is as it seems, though, and I don't know anymore.
"Some things are just too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence."
Yogi Berra
This is prolly some gimmick by the old perv MJShepherd.
Delete"Do the words 'Senator Sarah Palin' excite you?"
No the sicken me. A quitter, sexter,junkie,MS Pimp doing Big Gulps, blown up tits on a meth-out body,pottymouth,liar, corrupt, not the mother of TriG, oh geeze have I missed anything?
Wake Up,
DeleteThere are so many fake memes to choose from. Right now, the fake tits are a great visual for everything she tries so hard to shape the perceptions of others about herself, only to fail miserably. It's like Larry the Cable Guy buying and wearing a speedo with a roll of paper towels stuck down his britches. Except Sarah doesn't realize what a fool she is and no one is fooled. She's the fool and she's doing it to herself. LMAO She's such a dimwit!
Sea of Pee is mad because this tea party "draft Palin" letter will siphon off money that they believe should be going to SarahPAC.
Delete"Sarah sure does know how to take big gulps." ...said a certain former NBA star.
Delete"lone" Democratic Senator...
ReplyDeletelove ya!
I thought perhaps he meant on loan from the Republicans. :-)
DeleteI don't know Gryphen...doesn't seem like the Senate does much to me. And with a six-figure salary, sounds like the perfect gig for her!
ReplyDeleteAfter makin' a million @ Faux news, why would Granny Grifter want a Senate job that would shackle her down?
DeleteHer vibrant, rill lifestyle would be so impacted, and she'd have ta go work with them Repubs inside the beltway, the ones she's been whinin' about for all these years.
Speechifyin' at NRA, Xtian camps, and anti abortion groups is better pay, and not debatin', campaignin', or other hard stuff like answerin' questions from them LSM reporters who hate her, dontcha know.
No elected office for $arah, and also too, she'll have more time for workin' hard at raisin' her last child Piper Diaper
Sarah's never had a job where she lasted 6 years. She didn't last a full term the last time AK provided her with a full-time job. Isn't she already working her ass off at present ?
DeleteAlso, too, she might have to read something hard.
DeleteCan Sarah still get her per diem when she spends the night at home in Arizona and Alaska? What about all of those silly ethics rules that apply to real elected representatives? She won't have to pay attention to any of that nonsense, will she? I mean, the pay cut will be bad enough as it is for a busy mother of 5 children and at least that many grand kids. Sarah's always busy, working her ass off, leading the Twitterverse with her inspiring words.
DeletePlease run, Sarah! Please. I will quit my job so I can stay up and watch every late night comedian on DVR every night.
Hey Sarah Palin get your buddy McCain to endorse you LOL
ReplyDeleteMcCain: "Sarah Who?"
Bwahahahhaaaa
McCain: "Of course, she's qualified..."
DeleteNo, John. You're just senile. And during your few lucid moments, you're a fucking coward. You better shut up or she might come after YOUR job. And purely for entertainment value, I'd choose Sarah. She wouldn't last half of a term anyway.
If Sarah becomes the Senator of Alaska, can Bristol be the governor of Alaska?
ReplyDeleteAnd Wallow can be the Hairdresser Emeritus.
DeleteThe Palins....the grifter family with fungible off-springs.
ReplyDelete"fungible off-springs" ... Is that some kind of sex toy they sell down at Castle?
DeleteTakes four D batteries to crank start it.
Delete"It's gone viral."
ReplyDeleteOh honey, your membership and their spouses does not equal viral.
Also, too? Palin would never ever consent to run in a race that would have her be just one of a hundred. And, if she were to win, be considered the "Junior" senator from Flapdoodlysquat? Have to earn her way to committee positions and chair appointments? No, no, no, that is not our little harpy of the north.
She had a taste of being plucked with no effort at all onto a top ticket with all sorts of treats and chew toys, all paid for with other people's money.
So no, the whole Sarey as Senator will never happen. The only thing that will happen is Palin sniffing around to see how any money generated could be diverted to her PAC.
"viral" just means diseased.
DeleteNefer's got it pegged.
DeleteAnd really, that picture? The whole slutty "Ooh baby, watch me suck off this Big Gulp, get it, Big Gulp? Oh yeah, that's how you'd like it, isn't it, big boy" is just so... words fail me, but I know "presidential" isn't one of them.
ReplyDeleteNot to mention her wonky eye looks scary in that photo also, too!!
DeleteWhen I see that picture, I hear "Look at me America, I can multitask. I can dart my eyes while slurping from my sippy cup. Ain't I a big girl now!"
DeleteBut the circumference of the straw is so familiar ....Toad....
DeleteWhat qualifications? Let's see:
ReplyDelete1. Skank
2. Quitter
3. Grifter
4. Liar
5. Fake Christian
6. Thief
7. Hater
8. Moron
9. Self-destructive
10. Mentally ill
Yeah boy! She sure is qualified!
X. Retard
DeleteDon't forget...Pregnancy Faker
DeleteDon't forget murderer.
Delete11. Retarded, but only mildly on her "good" days.
DeleteSarah Palin doesn't have the cajones to run for Senator of Alaska or even for dog catcher for Wasilla.
ReplyDeleteSARAH PALIN IS TOO AFRAID HER OPPONENT WOULD BRING UP THE PALIN FAMILY PROSTITUTION RING
Anyone really think Joe Miller would take this threat lying down?
ReplyDeletePalin would be blocked by so many - plus, all the crap known about her and Toad (the kids too) would be brought to the forefront. She'd quit during a campaign as she would not be able to take it! Haha!
DeleteAll I can say is that if Alaska elects her for any elected position after she quit her last one, you deserve her.
ReplyDeleteYes, but if it's a national position, we will all suffer too, and we don't deserve that.
DeleteCan you see the campaign commercials against Wannabe Senator Palin?
ReplyDeleteSARAH WHO BUILT YOUR RED TWO STORY HOUSE?
SARAH WHO IS SHAILEY TRIPP?
SARAH WHY IS YOUR BABY BUMP FLAT AND SQUARE?
SARAH......
Her nightmare would be starting all over again
Naaaa Sarah is not that stupid. I predict Sarah will not say no she's not even considering running for the Alaskan Senate. I know Sarah will say that she doesn't close any doors.
Be sure to mail in the authorization to peruse your medical records, Sarah.
DeleteSarah: "Never mind."
The Young Turks takes down Palin:
ReplyDeleteGotcha! Palin Calls Herself an 'Ass Clown'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY2eUzD3X3M
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryhynes/12-powerful-poems-from-sarah-palins-facebook-page-9mn6
ReplyDeleteFunniest thing I've read in a a long time!
Alaska Teabaggers Find Exciting Fresh New Face For U.S. Senate (It Is Sarah Palin)
ReplyDeleteThe Tea Party Leadership Fund — wait, what? teabaggers are still a thing? apparently, yes, all both of ‘em — has an AWESOME new plan to save ‘Merica from Harry Reid and the Dumbocrats, and it’s so simple, it can’t fail. It goes like this: 1) Make a website. 2) Use it to encourage other “Tea Party Americans” to draft Sarah Palin for Alaska’s Senate seat. 3) Capitalist gold-plated big gulp-sipping freedom unicorns for everyone!
Of course, there might be one or two little details to hammer out first:
But, it being a draft, the group hasn’t talked with Palin about whether or not she’s interested.
Okay, well, there’s that. After all, she did wipe herself out being governor of Alaska for a whole two-and-a-half years that one time, when she learned that serving in elected office for an entire term is for suckers and dead fish, and the real power comes from starring in your own failed reality TV show and spewing word salad on Fox News for eleventy billion dollars, until they nicely ask you to not come back anymore.
And Palin – whose PAC didn’t respond to request for comment from Whispers – is believed to be currently residing in Arizona, not Alaska.
Oh, well, there’s that too. Something about how if you are going to represent a state in the Senate, you should probably be from that state? Maybe it is in this bizarre document the Tea Party Leadership Fund mentions, something called “our Constitution”? We don’t know, we have never heard of such a thing.
Then there is the other small logistical matter of how nobody in America actually likes Sarah Palin. Sure, we all enjoy a good laugh at her expense, but, like, we’re laughing at her, not with her, and there is a minor difference between enjoying laughing at someone who always has stupid coming out of her mouth and wanting her to be in the Senate. (See, for example, Chuck Grassley, who should resign from the Senate already so he can spend more time amusing us on Twitter.)
But other than Sarah not wanting the job, not living in Alaska, and not having a snowball’s chance in hell of getting people to vote for her, these earnest teabaggers are obviously onto something:
The fund’s Niger Innis says the interest of Tea Party members in a Palin run, however, is clear.
“We didn’t know that [the draft] was going to catch fire to the degree that it has. And what that tells us is that this is just the beginning,” he says. “It’s gone viral.”
And since people forwarding a hi-larious email to friends and family for laughs — after all, the opening line is “Do the words ‘Senator Sarah Palin’ excite you?” — is the exact same thing as people giving their money and their votes to someone, you just know this plan will work. Like taking candy from a baby.
http://wonkette.com/514430/alaska-teabaggers-find-exciting-fresh-new-face-for-u-s-senate-it-is-sarah-palin
Well, actually, you don't; see Lugar,DICK former Senior Senator from Indiana
Delete"Eleventy-billion is a lot, huh Todd? How much is eleventy-billion, Todd?"
DeleteTodd: "Lots."
These days does she not camp @ AZ home? How can she run for alaska?
ReplyDeleteI'll bet all her whining about how real amurcuns are working so they can pay huge tax bills means that Sarah tried to move her legal residence to AZ, and got hit by a big liability. Or her postage consultants have had to pay in ways they hadn't anticipated.
DeleteBased on Sarah's Einstein-level advisory team before, I'll bet she, or Bristol, or Todd, or the whole sorry family, has been getting letters from the IRS, asking for an audit of the last three years. Expect to see more incoming tweets as those penalties come due.
The question is not if Sarah Palin wants to run for Senate.
ReplyDeleteThe question is, is Alaska ready to go down that corrupt road again?
The question is, is Alaska ready for all her new ethic problems?
The question is, is Alaska ready to be harassed by the Palin's Anchorage Police Department?
Alaska's government is already corrupt - she was/is as well as her buddy, Parnell, current gov. He is too tightly connected to the oil companies - i.e. Conaco (former employer) - promoted giving money away to the companies - tax credits - billions and it passed the Republican led Alaska Legislature. Upset folks in Alaska are currently in the midst of trying to overturn the law! Republicans need to be voted out of office up there sounds like to me! Palin would never go anywhere running for Senate...she'd lose big time!
DeleteOh yea sure - Alaskans are gonna vote for Palin again. My ass!!! We know too much about her - the biggest thing is the fact she is an idiot and has not improved herself ONE BIT since resigning as Alaska's governor mid term and running on the losing ticket w/McCain! Haha! Makes me laugh just thinking about it!
ReplyDeleteWhich of the Todd and Sarah Palin clan applied for the Alaska distribution? How does that application link to her residence?
ReplyDeleteJust a note: that is the best picture of our Sarah to date. Hair a dirty mess; face squashed down, and the kicker: a re-enactment of her glory days. Even a handy title: "Super" Big Gulp.
ReplyDeleteoh no no no. Don't you think the picture of her in the stands at some event with her "Chick-fil-let" shirt on. That tops them all. Her eyes really look deranged.
DeleteIt's a coin toss (was going to say crap shoot). Both are perfect examples of a woman with no sense of presence.
DeleteWakeup: that is my favorite picture! Whenever anyone says 'Obama is ruining 'Mercia!' on Facebook, I simply reply with that phone.
DeleteWhich Sarah Palin would run for the Alaska Senate?
ReplyDeleteFlat Sarah
Belmont Sarah
Push up bra Sarah?
Water bra Sarah?
Implant Sarah?
Who's showing up for the party?
Mixed doubles. One AA and one DD that fits snugly under the armpit.
DeleteBoobie bumpits. How Senatorial!
DeletePalin run for Senate? Don't think so.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin can't even get Sarah Palin to endorse her.
Hah!! Than picture of Ol' $creechy is a freakin' hoot - with those flaring nostrils. Is the old nag trying to show up Mr. Ed?
ReplyDeleteA horse is a horse, of course, of course . . .
Or in this case, an a$$ is an a$$, without any class . . .
WillllBurrrrr!
DeleteHoes gonna be hoes.
DeleteThey should focus instead of having her run for Senate in Arizona as she doesn't stand a snowball's chance of ever being elected for ANYTHING ever again in Alaska.
ReplyDeleteSarah will probably run for some office in Arizona and Alaska hoping she wins one, haha. Do the Palins have to file Arizona tax returns since they have a home there? If she just files in Alaska, I am sure that would be her main residence. You can't have two. You can have multiple properties in different states, but only one actual residence where you file taxes, etc. Can she have a super pac to cover both states?
ReplyDeleteDoes Sarah really want all her baggage in the press again? There would be much more than when she first ran for VP. Remember, McCain covered for her.
ReplyDeleteMcCain is still covering for her and her family. McCain's legacy IS Sarah Palin. He enabled her and her ilk to take the GOP to the dark side and spent his political clout protecting his "mistake." Pathetic.
DeleteIf Sarah Palin won a US Senate seat, she'd become a DC assclown instead being just a plain old has-been assclown.
ReplyDeleteShe'll never get anywhere near DC. Hell, even the RNC didn't want her!
DeleteHer bots are thrilled because they received in the mail a picture of Skank with her big gulp cup raised asking for money. Some people just really never learn. Pathetic!!!
ReplyDelete"I absolutely love her and I think she's a breath of fresh air," Amy Kremer, head of Tea Party Express, tells Whispers.
ReplyDeleteO.M.G! Has this woman been living under a rock? It is beyond my comprehension that anyone sees revered qualities in this skeezer.
hey, when you send money to quitters while living in a porta potty, a fart is considered a "breath of fresh air".
DeleteBring her on! And get out the popcorn. Sarah will not be able to avoid disclosures previously overlooked by her “lamestream media.” All gloves are off! Yipppeeee!!!
ReplyDeleteHer followers are just as nuts as she is.
ReplyDeleteSarah travels with a donation bucket and credit card slider.
ReplyDeleteAlaska wished the Palin family traveled with condoms.
DeleteAnd a bottle of adderall in her purse. Just ask Toodles, purse-boy-in-charge.
DeleteOh just WATCH her say she's going to run so she can grift again, and a "family problem" will arise at the deadline for announcing. 2012 presidency anyone....or as c4p calls it, "the day the music died."
ReplyDeleteBITCH.
Larry Flynt Endorses Mark Sanford: ‘America’s Great Sex Pioneer,’ Breaking Off Marriage Was ‘Act Of Bravery’
ReplyDeleteIf you’re a Republican running for public office, getting the endorsement of someone closely associated with pornography probably isn’t going to help you. Well, following his abandonment by the National Republican Congressional Committee, former South Carolina governor Mark Sanford received another ever-so-helpful push in his campaign for an open House seat: an endorsement by Hustler publisher Larry Flynt. Flynt’s words of endorsement included touting his exposure of the family values hypocrisy in national politics and declaring Sanford to be “America’s great sex pioneer.”
Flynt praised Sanford for exposing that “traditional values are shameful” and his openness in rejecting such a life for himself. He said that Sanford violating his marriage vows was “an act of bravery,” and acknowledged that while Sanford revealed himself to be a wildly dishonest man in the wake of his 2009 scandal, he trusts Sanford enough now to contribute the maximum amount to his campaign.
Flynt asks in his endorsement video to meet with Sanford so he can be properly thanked for his public endorsement.
Watch Flynt’s endorsement video below
http://www.mediaite.com/online/larry-flynt-endorses-mark-sanford-americas-great-sex-pioneer-breaking-off-marriage-was-act-of-bravery/
I don't think that Sanford really likes being endorsed by Flynt.
DeleteFlynt giving the fake conservative the shit he deserves.
DeletePalin could nail a Flynt endorsement and she deserves one.
DeleteCan Larry do one to endorse Sarah Palin?
DeletePlease Please Please!!!!!
Imagine the possibilities!
Im not caught up on all the comments, but...
ReplyDeleteis that really her hairline I can see underneath the bizzarro 80's bangs? It seems so obvious - is it a wig on top or just so plastered that it stands apart from the roots? Hmmmn.
There is a wig or extension somewhere on her head at all times. It's sort of like a Where's Waldo game finding them. What's more exciting is guessing whether she's wearing her water bra, chicken cutlets or toting the Belmonts.
DeleteIt looks like a wig to me. It is set too far back on her head. I don't think that Willow had graduated hair school when Sarah plopped that thing on her head. She really does need the help of a professional hair styler.
DeleteThe bad wig is to deflect attention away from the wonky eye and mis-matched tits.
DeleteWith one week to go before South Carolinians choose their pick for the 1st District seat in Congress, Hustler magazine publisher and founder Larry Flynt made his selection.
ReplyDeleteIn a video posted on Hustler's official YouTube account Tuesday, Flynt endorsed former Gov. Mark Sanford (R), lauding his efforts to expose the U.S.' "sexual hypocrisy."
“Mark Sanford has demonstrated by his words and deeds that traditional values are shameful and that he will not live by such rules," Flynt said. "His open embrace of his mistress in the name of love, breaking his sacred marriage vows, was an act of bravery that has drawn my support.”
Flynt's words come hours after Sanford completed his debate against Democratic challenger Elizabeth Colbert Busch. The fireworks were centered on Sanford's affair, where Colbert Busch jabbed him for taking "money we saved" and leaving "the country for a personal purpose." Sanford claimed he "didn't hear" the comment.
Flint also prodded the GOP candidate to meet with him face-to-face. Among the opportunities on the table: an in-person photo and handshake.
“I’m looking forward to personally congratulating America’s great sex pioneer," he added.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/30/larry-flynt-mark-sanford_n_3189201.html
Awesome endorsement! I can't stop laughing...
DeleteNow THAT will get him the win for sure! LOL! OMG that is hysterical! And ESPECIALLY for the way the Flynt endorsed him:
Delete"His open embrace of his mistress in the name of love, breaking his sacred marriage vows, was an act of bravery that has drawn my support.”
Yeah, that's gonna fly real well in South Carolina, land of 'family values'. LOL!
If Palin is enthusiastic about running for the Senate in Alaska, she hasn’t said so. Nor has her popularity in Alaska endured to the degree that it has on the national stage since her nomination to the GOP presidential ticket in 2008 and subsequent years as a conservative media celebrity.“I don’t see Gov. Palin really as a likely opponent,” said Anchorage pollster Matt Larkin of Dittman Research, which did work for Palin’s gubernatorial campaign. “She doesn’t have the popularity that she once had in the state of Alaska; it’s fallen off significantly.”
ReplyDeletehttp://touch.latimes.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-75734906/
Nobody goes down on a Big Gulp like Sarah.... How Senatorial of you Sarah.
ReplyDeleteThe Palin family follows Sarah's lead. Look for the easy way to do things, piss poor work ethics and quitters all of them.
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah couldn't finish her term as governor and that was for 4 years, then she won't last 6 years as a US Senator.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the irony was not lost on the gang who hangs out on this website:
ReplyDeletePalin is whining about not being among the guests of the recent journalists' dinner, and says that people (including HER) working their butts off do not appreciate such people eating expensive food and making jokes.
Like, just WHAT has she EVER done that qualifies as working her butt off?
She wrote a Facebook post last week. She was so busy, she didn't even have time to edit it. She ain't just yuckin it up like all of the elected officials. See how she's expanded her footprint in the media since she cut ties with Roger Ailes. See, now she has Facebook AND Twitter.
DeleteI can't even mock an idiot that was trying to sell this line of shit at the PeePond the other day without rolling my eyes at myself. It's too much effort to pretend being that stupid unless you're one of Sarah's "fans".They're a pitiful bunch.
She doesn't want to work that hard.
ReplyDeleteJust like Bristol. Did you see Bristol on DWTS? What a shame.
Deletethat picture of her...ewww.
ReplyDeleteSarah is a Palin. Why would she want to be a Senator and have to work when no one in that family wants to go to school or work for a living? These people just want to stand there and get paid.
ReplyDeleteNow if America had an opening for a ceremonial queen that waves, winks and smiles then Sarah is you man.
I think it's more that she's a Heath. That's where she got her genetics and her father and brother are much like her. Toad has slipped willingly into the grifting life but for the most part I've only heard of him and his sister bringing the family name down. I'm sure a few in the Palin family are very embarrassed to have their name drug thru the mud 24/7 because of $arah's bizarre and outlandish actions.
DeleteWay to rebrand the GOP! Go Sarah!
ReplyDeleteVote Sarah Palin for the Assclown Party!
Remember this?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin Battle Hymn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhMepzqJvIw
This. Is. Her. Base.
Sarah has, wonky eye and all, a laser focus on one thing and one thing alone...SARAH. EVERYTHING and EVERYONE falls to the wayside.
ReplyDeleteFeeding the narcissistic monster that drives Sarah is hard work, what with conjuring up, yet another way, to be talked about, written about, paid attention to. She is relentlessly driven to more and more extreme behavior to get that 'drug' that narcissists are addicted to...attention...in whatever shape or form it comes, it satiates that core need and temporarily quiets those inner voices that are telling you that you are a worthless piece of human excrement, that no one likes you, they just use you, that you are a complete and utter failure in everything that you do, in every thing that you touch.
But when that attention comes, it tamps down that self hatred. For a time. But then the voices come again. And then she has to do something to spin the cycle again, always craving, never having enough.
She really is such a sick, sick woman. And time is not her friend.
Stay Classy, Assclown! Don't think Alaska wants her, and why should they? She quit half way through her Governorship, and the big gulps were just air then!
ReplyDeleteAs always, Palin will flirt & wink her way to a high balance in her SarahPac fund and then of course come up with her multitude of excuses why "at the last minute" she must really focus on her family back home. "But thanks anyway for the CASH people! I rilly dig it you assclowns! I mean, FANS!"
ReplyDeleteThat's Our Sarah From Alaska
DeleteSarah will work this scam to the last second and use Todd's arrest for pimping to make her look like the victim and then quit with a pocket full of OPM.
DeleteThe narcissistic personality disorder in Sarah Palin most likely made her wet her panties in ecstasy thinking that there is one person out there in cyberspace that wants Sarah to run for the Senate. Her one personality is telling her other personality that they can win this thing.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's children and Todd are saying
ReplyDelete"You can do this Sarah, it's your calling... God has opened another door for you....run for the Alaskan Senate.... Ummm with your SarahPac donations that will be rolling in, can you buy us more new shoes, cosmetic surgeries, prostitutes, cramp pills, wine coolers, warrior body tattoos, cake ....."
You heard it here first sportsfan in the Immoral Minority
ReplyDeleteThe new political party
"SAP"
The "Sarah Assclown Party"
"IAP": Insane AssClown Posse
Delete"Do the words 'Senator Sarah Palin' excite you?"
ReplyDeleteNo but this does:
Sarah and Todd Palin you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at SarahPac's expense.
Now that will do it for me.
Cuff dem sons of bitches.
Delete"Dumbass Palin" is a much better title for her. She'll never get to Congress from Alaska! Betcha!
DeleteMy Dog, she looks like the chick in The Exorcist in that pic. Dirty, stringy hair, cross-eyed & deranged...ewwww
ReplyDeleteIs Sarah Palin running for an Alaskan Senate seat?
ReplyDeleteBeware Alaska, Todd will be dusting off his blackmail book and calling in some favors.
He's back in business.
Oh no, everybody into the pool.
ReplyDeleteSARAH FOR SENATE
Does this mean another Sarah Palin book by those two Assclown Creepy Chuckies?
They know they can't resist it.
Easy money.
Does this mean more used Sarah Palin used shoes to sell on EBay by Sarah's grifting nieces?
DeleteIt'll never happen in Alaska - Sarah Palin (and Toad) will not even get to first base to run!!! Cracks me up thinking that they are even considering this. She quit Alaska, remember?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin for Alaska Senate?
ReplyDeleteFool Alaska once, shame on Gov Sarah Palin
Fool Alaska twice, shame on Alaska!
Imagine Senator Palin going to Wash DC to fight for Big Gulps, religious scriptures on Army rifle scopes and tattoos.
ReplyDeleteCongress would tell Sarah to get the fuck out of here. Senator Sarah is going to need more money to pay her consultants to tell Sarah what is important and what's happening in the country. Dumb bitch.