Thursday, April 11, 2013

Those on the invite list to Margaret Thatcher's funeral. President Obama and Hillary Clinton? Yes. Sarah Palin? Absolutely not!

Courtesy of The Guardian: 

More than 2,000 politicians, dignitaries and celebrities – from Hillary Clinton to Tony Blair, from Jeremy Clarkson to FW de Klerk, and from Jeffrey Archer to Shirley Bassey – have been invited to attend the funeral of Lady Thatcher at St Paul's Cathedral next week. 

The guest list, which includes all surviving former British prime ministers, all surviving former US presidents and a representative of the former South African president Nelson Mandela, has been drawn up by Thatcher's family with help from the government and the Conservative party. 

Downing Street said the invitations were being printed on Thursday and would be sent out on Friday by first-class post. 

A No 10 spokeswoman said: "Those invited include family and friends of Lady Thatcher, those who worked with her over the years, including all surviving members of her cabinets, former chiefs of staff, Conservative associates, peers and MPs, members of the cabinet, peers and MPs, members of the Order of the Garter, members of the Order of Merit, foreign associates and dignitaries and representatives from the wide range of groups she was associated with." 

She said 200 states, territories and international organisations would be invited to send a representative to the service. 

"We have invited those countries and institutions with whom we have normal diplomatic relations," she said. "In addition, there are invitations being made in a personal capacity to some current and former world leaders as well as others from overseas who had a close connection to Baroness Thatcher."

Over 2,000 politicians, dignitaries, and celebrities invited, with help in the choosing from the CONSERVATIVE party in Britain, and Sarah Palin STILL cannot wrangle an invite?

Don't these people realize that SHE is the obvious successor to the conservative crown of Baroness Thatcher?

Don't they realize that she has "still" spine which is kind of like being an "Iron Lady?"

Do they not realize that ever since Palin first heard about the Thatcher, from McCain's people while they were trying to cram a lifetime's worth of facts in her head before she met the press, that she has wanted NOTHING more in life than to have the opportunity stand next to her (Dead or alive), and get her picture taken to help further her conservative credentials?

Oh, well maybe they DO know that.

Wow! It is one thing to get rejected by a living woman, but to be rejected by her corpse? Ouch!

I guess they did not read this impassioned plea over at the Sea O'Pee earlier today:

But as an invited guest of the Thatcher family!! Sarah going would end once and for all the LIE that Thatcher did not want to meet her!! So I implore Thatcher's family and official representatives to PLEASE invite Sarah Palin to the memorial!! She would be a dignified and most appropriate person to TRULY represent the United States.....or at least that part of this nation that most reveres Lady Thatcher!!

Ah! And just when I thought this could not be more satisfying!

70 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Sarah.... me and you

    "FUNERAL CRASHERS - Reality Show".

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  2. Anonymous2:38 PM

    Sea of Pee begged and they still said "NO" to them? That's it, she can't come to my funeral either. I'd rather have Fred Phelps.

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    1. Anonymous7:15 PM

      Rut Roh... prepare for the See of Pee to rewrite Thatcher as a RINO now.

      And that bit about "would end once and for all the LIE that Thatcher did not want to meet her". Yeah, I imagine they have more pressing things to worry about than whether or not Palin got her knickers in a wad.

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  3. Anonymous2:39 PM

    Do a search for "Margaret Thatcher" and "suffered fools." That's why Sarah Palin would never be invited to Thatcher's funeral.

    Ha! As if anybody would ever think she would be invited (aside from her insane toe-lickers).

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    1. Ailsa3:23 PM

      I'm sure she didn't suffer fools - i.e. anyone who disagreed with her - but that's not why she would never have had time for Sarah.

      It's all about class. Maggie who is lauded as the grocer's daughter who broke through the class system only did so in order she could become so-called upper class. Remember the la-de-da voice, the "royal we" and the general superior demeanor. Thatcher was the ultimate snob. Even if Sarah wasn't an idiot, she would be considered working class and lord knows, Maggie hated the working class.

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  4. Olivia2:41 PM

    Sarah Palin, dignified? She doesn't even know what the word means.
    I can see her in her big cross belt buckle, leopard shoes, the Belmont girls and white t-shirt for the funeral. Or maybe she would wear that dark suit she had with the food stains on it. I think she wore that at a White House event
    She would be on her Blackberry during the service of course, just so everyone would know how important she is.

    One more time, lest we forget "Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts."

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    1. Every time I see that quote, I break into the biggest shit-eating grin.

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    2. Anonymous3:52 PM

      Sarah Palin has no class and no grace and no dignity.

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    3. Anonymous4:07 PM

      Shit, they would not know which corpse to put in the casket, if the Bitch showed up.

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    4. vegaslib4:16 PM

      Oh my, I'm sorry I didn't read you first before I posted. I said pretty much the same thing. Great minds think alike?

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    5. Anonymous4:43 PM

      But she could have paid for the trip from SarahPac, even taken the entire family along.

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    6. Olivia5:33 PM

      Vegaslib, no apology necessary...great minds do think alike!

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    7. Anonymous7:21 PM

      Maybe she's planning on renting space next to the funeral to sell her books. You know, the ones that are selling for $1 at the Dollar Store. If she can't rent space, she could always drive that big ol' bus over there and sell the books out of the back.

      While she's there, she can tell them all about how Paul Revere went a-ridin' in his pickup truck (after church) to warn the British that they weren't gonna be takin' their guns or Big Gulps or Chik-fil-a sandwiches or something like that, dontcha know.

      You Betcha!

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    8. Anita Winecooler7:38 PM

      She'd stick a used pee stick in her bumpit and call it a "Fascinator".

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  5. Anonymous2:42 PM

    Oh darn...I looked so forward to seeing Palin in the reception line wearing her 5-inch heel yellow wedgies, black leather skin tight skirt, black leather blazer, Star of David necklace, USA flag pin, her bumpit, Wonder Woman bracelet...gosh darn it!

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    1. Anonymous3:55 PM

      :)

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    2. Anonymous4:40 PM

      Don't forget they wear hats. Would Sarah show up in her ball cap with McCain scratched out with a Sharpie?

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    3. Don't give up yet 2:42. There's still time for her to jet over, rent a double-decker and race it back and forth in front of St Pauls, honking and waving and winking. She could call it the St Paul Revere Revenge Ride and warn those dang British once and for all that rill Amerikuns like her still have lots and lots of guns.

      A similar strategy worked out quite well for her a couple times during the Repug primary season and there's no reason it can't get her some ink again. Besides, she's told us time and time again, 'she's no quitter!!

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  6. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Well, save SARAHPAC some money. And saves her 'consultants' from trying to find a venue for a speech so they could claim the trip was political for the records. (They were down to the corner of James Park by the bathrooms, and the downstairs area of the tube at Pickadilly Circus.)

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    1. She'd feel perfectly at home in Blackpool.

      (Just about my favorite place in the UK: a working-class resort so tacky it's fabulous.)

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    2. Anonymous4:46 PM

      Hey, watch it! Blackpool is a very popular place with people from Liverpool (my neck of the woods) They rent buses to go see the "lights" when the time changes in the Fall. The Tower and the entire promenade is lit up. Sarah would NOT be welcome, the Brits do not like her anymore than they like W.

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  7. Anonymous2:54 PM

    The reactionary hypocrite at her best...

    Sarah Palin Verified account ‏@SarahPalinUSA
    Remember to sign up for the Hope & A Future’s Strikeout Child Abuse Walk this Saturday at 3pm in Phoenix, AZ. I... http://fb.me/14cBQ5Lb9

    pourmecoffee Verified account ‏@pourmecoffee
    @SarahPalinUSA Isn't that the community looking after everyone's children? I thought that was bad.

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    1. Anonymous3:10 PM

      Tee hee.

      http://austinisafecker.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/sarah-palin-wants-to-help-abused-children-in-her-community-yes-you-read-that-right/

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    2. Anonymous4:00 PM

      Perhaps she'll fall a break a leg in that walk - her structure appears so fragile - bone structure, etc. Someone better hold on to her arm during the process...hope they watch her...she'll probably try to cut the distance of the walk as she has done in running races. Proven!!!!!

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    3. Anonymous4:04 PM

      She's too stupid to realize that...she simply cannot see the irony of it all..

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  8. I cannot believe that whoever at Sea O'Pee wrote that has turned the funeral of a former world leader (regardless of whether you like Thatcher or not) into an "all about Palin" event. Gobsmackingly amazing.

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    1. Shocking, but not surprising.

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    2. Anonymous3:52 PM

      I don't even waste my time at Sea O'Pee anymore. It used to be comical but now trite. Some people just can't see the forest for the trees.

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  9. Anonymous2:58 PM

    How could she not known about Thatcher since she revered Ronald Reagan? Anyone and everyone knew they were BFF's. Which tells me she didn't much about Ronald Reagan also, too...what a nitwit. Maybe her bots can contact Margaret Thatcher's family and beg for an invite for their Queen.

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:34 PM

      At this rate, maybe they'll settle for a seance!

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  10. Anonymous2:58 PM

    It said:" All surviving former US presidents ..."
    President Obama is not a former US president -OR- does that include his first four years??

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    1. Anonymous4:49 PM

      W can not go, he could be arrested for war crimes if he leaves the US. Same with Cheney and Rummy.

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    2. Pretty sure the inclusion of "current world leaders" covers the POTUS.

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  11. Anonymous3:02 PM

    Governor who quit; VP candidate who failed. Yup, that puts her on the list of world dignitaries, peers and personal friends...

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  12. Anonymous3:06 PM

    Since Sarah wasn't invited, will she drive her shrink wrapped bus around the cemetary honking her horn saying "look at meeeeeee!!!!"

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  13. LMAO!!!!! Sarah the Lying whore of babbleOn...Equates vocational Beauty School as a form of Higher Education.
    www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151557618823588&set=a.10150723283643588.424640.24718773587&type=1&relevant_count=1

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:32 PM

      Yeah, standing around snorting chemicals all day IS "Higher Education"

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  14. Anonymous3:08 PM

    maybe she'll show up on the back of a chopper.

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  15. Anonymous3:12 PM

    Surely they want Palin to show up and pull some dumb stunts like sucking on big sodas and trying to slam the president.

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  16. Ailsa3:16 PM

    "....and a representative of the former South African president Nelson Mandela"

    That would be the same Nelson Mandela Thatcher called a terrorist.

    Where are the representatives of all the dictators who were her BFs?

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  17. Anonymous3:16 PM

    Why anyone in the USA would think that the liar, fraud and idiot Sarah Palin would be invited to Thatcher's funeral is beyond me.

    Palin has become a laughing stock to the majority in the USA as well as various countries that might have heard of her when she ran (and, they lost!) with John McCain. She led nothing credible to the life of Mrs. Thatcher much less anyone else anywhere!!!!!!!

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  18. Anonymous3:41 PM

    Off topic but this is worth a post!

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/11/court-nixes-anti-abortion-giveaways-in-schools-after-students-light-fetus-dolls-on-fire/

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  19. Anonymous3:54 PM

    LOL too sad we could not get to see what bird-poo she would have had on :)

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  20. Anonymous4:02 PM

    I would speculate that there is a requirement to present your certified high school diploma, and an official college transcript, with proof of the degree awarded. The Bitch does not have these credentials, and old dirty wash cloths don't qualify. Sorry old girl, stay your funky ass over at the Pee Pond. We don't want you over here.

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  21. Anonymous4:02 PM

    I have no doubt that Palin is not on the list... but how do you read what you posted and conclude that she was not invited?

    It does not say she was not invited, and it doesn't give the whole list - it just says its going to be as trump might say, "ewwwwggge." SaraPac is on the case, donatin' welfare checks to get Sarah in line!

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    1. WakeUpAmerica5:03 PM

      You only have to have an IQ of 60 to figure it out.

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    2. Anonymous9:59 PM

      Thankfully, you've got it. What a dick.

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  22. I'm sure Baroness Thatcher's family and staff had a good chuckle over that impassioned plea from the Sea O'Pee, which of course they all read, because it's such a high profile website and all.

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  23. Anonymous4:12 PM

    I ask you. Does it get any more delusional that this? Sarah wouldn't know 'dignified' or 'appropriate if they came up and smacked her fake glasses off! LOL! A guest of the Thatcher family? Please. These poor deluded bots give pathetic new meaning. Imagine the horror to have The Wicked Witch of the US West showing up to the funeral, the pimp in tow, sucking all the oxygen out of the room with her toxic presence. And as a representative of the United States?

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  24. vegaslib4:14 PM

    Yea I can just see how "dignified" skankzilla would be, with her black hooved hooker shoes, black skin- tight capris, big ass cross belt buckle, strap on boobies, black bra, white tee shirt, fake tan, dirty wig-hair, blackberry glued to her hand. Wow, how can they pull this off without "classy" Palin?

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  25. Good lord, the anti-education screed on FB is hilarious.

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    1. I think she is in a state of word salad mania, The comments are hysterical!!! She really does appeal to the lowest common denominator.

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  26. I wish Hillary could shepherd Nancy Reagan to the event and, the whole of Britain be rocked with cheers, politics aside. Do not try to gatecrash, Sarah, they don’t think you’re cute and may be quite physical against you.

    Ah, Shirley Bassey, now I’m crying a little. You guys (Brits) have given us a lot.

    ps: The Brits usually get it right.

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  27. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Unfliipnginvited skankesaurus Rex!!!!!!!!! Baaawwwaaaahhh!
    Loser loser you're such a loser!

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  28. Anonymous5:02 PM

    "She would be a dignified and most appropriate person to TRULY represent the United States"

    If there was any doubt before that they are delusional, that has clearly been put to bed. If they believe that she demonstrates either of those qualities, they desperately need to check some other reference besides the White Trash Dictionary.

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    1. A J billings3:50 AM

      would YOU WANT THIS AT YOUR FUNERAL?

      http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/201299/reg_634.SarahPalin.mh.100912.jpg

      would YOUR RELATIVES TOLERATE THIS ANOREXIC METH ADDICT HALLOWEEN NUTCASE COSTUME at your funeral?

      http://austinisafecker.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/palin9n-2-web.jpg?w=640

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  29. Anonymous5:16 PM

    PayMeNow: I wanna meet choo Maggie.

    Mrs. Thatcher: Not even over my dead body.

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  30. Anonymous5:25 PM

    A bulging water bra, camouflage , hooker heels,
    fright wig , low cut Chick-fila-A shirt , hands covered in ink scribbles,
    crazy eyes
    and a plastic Big Gulp cup
    do not meet the funeral dress requirements.

    " Dress code: Decidedly formal, encompassing "full day ceremonial" without swords; morning dress (black waistcoat and black tie)
    or a dark suit;
    and for the women a day dress with hat.
    Those with medals and honors may wear them."
    Palin would probably wear deer antlers as a hat.
    Hillary Clinton has been invited.
    Also , Nancy Reagan-who cannot attend and will send a representative.
    As well as President and Mrs Obama.
    Actress Joan Collins has been invited.
    When Ronald Reagan died in 2004 , Baroness Thatcher attended the funeral.
    Sarah Palin was not invited.
    200,000 members of the public visited the Capitol Rotunda to view Reagan's casket and pay their respects.
    Palin was not one of them.
    And yet, the way she carries on about Reagan and Thatcher, Palin is obviously trying to portray herself
    as a good friend and political confidante of both leaders.
    Pretty soon her cult members from Limbaugh to Levin
    to Breitbart and Michelle Malkin will be calling Margaret Thatcher
    a RINO and a socialist
    commie .
    Because she did not go all Citizen Kane and while clutching a Wasilla snow globe utter " Sarah Palin " as her last words.

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    1. Anonymous10:25 PM

      Okay, I was gonna attend the funeral, until I read in the guidelines "without swords." Pffffft on that.

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  31. Anonymous6:04 PM

    They didn't want people to wonder which one was the cadaver.

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  32. Anonymous6:25 PM

    One thing you gotta give palin credit for is she will save on pall bearers when she goes to that great trailer park in the sky.Why you may ask.There are only two handles on a garbage can.And everybody thinks she is as dumb as a fence post.

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    1. emrysa8:45 PM

      "There are only two handles on a garbage can."

      love it!

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  33. What a pathetic gathering of Wal-Martians, Dunkin-Donettes, and Jelly-Roll-Shakers that try to extract life energy out of a stone called Monkey Mountain....

    The See Of Pee... How appropriately disgusting... Oh, and the Iron Loon was a LOOSER TOO !!!!!

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  34. Anita Winecooler7:27 PM

    Sarah's totally off her meds. She's lauding Wallow's early graduation from "high" school, rattling her forked tongue about travelling abroad and starting her business "Debt free", not like those elite college people who get a Masters degree in the time it took Sarah to graduate college, and get a show on MSNBC. She can't let this Professor Mellissa Harris-Perry thing rest.

    Since "the living" no longer adore her, she's going for the next best thing. Exploiting Terri Schiavo so she can shoot word salad.

    LOL Thatcher didn't want her around when she was alive, what makes them think she'd want her around when she's dead?

    My, how low "the maverick" has fallen!

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  35. Anonymous7:44 PM

    She's so darn predictable anymore, you can almost count down the minutes until her and/or RAM's screech comes out and it's JUST what we knew it would be!

    Hey, we All have personal issues that we deal as humans, but I have never seen a more pathetic person in my life! Her expiration date has long passed and she just can't accept it.

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  36. Anonymous9:48 PM

    I remember Sarah Palin's Big Old All American History Family Vacation Bus Tour. I remember how she tried to upstage Mitt Romney's announcement that he was going to run for President. I remember how she tried to upstage Michele Bachmann's announcement that she was going to run for President. So, it would be in Sarah's character to get out the old bus, give it a new wrap (what the Hell, the PAC will pay for it) and fly it to London where she can score the Trifecta, trying to upstage Maggie Thatcher's funeral. Maybe it might be expensive to fly that bus to London. Maybe it might be cheaper to wrap one of those red, double decker London buses. Besides, it's taller than than the American one, so it will attract more attention.

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  37. Next we are gonna hear the chorus at Sea O'pea singing the Tom Jones song...she's a lady!

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  38. Anonymous5:16 AM

    She could charge the church for Wi-Fi access and then text her way through the service, just like she did during Senator Ted Stevens funeral.

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  39. Chenagrrl6:22 AM

    I understand Sarry plans to set up a table near the cathedral and hand out, I am the New Lady Thatcher buttons. Along the lines of her strategy at the GOP convention.

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  40. The graceless turds trashing Sarah Palin were the ones screeching at the GOP's hatred of women? Well, at least no one has yet mentioned sending 'smirkin Joe Biden. Now that would be an insult to the United Kingdom.

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