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| "Why doesn't anybody take me seriously?" |
Donald Trump has spent more than $1 million on electoral research for a potential presidential run in 2016.
Sources said the tough-talking “Celebrity Apprentice” host is increasingly being asked to speak at Republican events, and he appeared at the Oakland County Republican Party Lincoln Day Dinner in Novi, Mich., last week to a record crowd of 2,300.
“Everybody tells me, ‘Please run for president. Please run for president.’ I would be much happier if a great and competent person came along,” Trump reportedly told attendees. “I’d be happy if President Obama did a great job. I’m a Republican, but before anything, I love this country. I would love to see somebody come in who is going to be great.”
Do you know what its like to hear a joke so many times that its just not funny anymore?
Well now you do.
And be honest how many of you think that ANYBODY is still seriously asking Donald Trump to run for president?
You know besides the people he pays to stroke his ego and tell him that his hair looks good that is.
He will never be a serious candidate. The picture you have will be plastered all over TV and the Intertubes. Nobody will be able to take him seriously.
ReplyDeleteOMG - love that picture! He and Palin both have egos that make them think everyone thinks about them.
ReplyDeleteThey would make a dynamite team. Why doesn't he spend millions on a ticket where he will run with Palin? He loves to pull shite like that. Stir it up hair doofus guy. When is she going to do his TV show? How dare him to ever fire the QUITTER.
DeleteWhy is the NY Post acting as Trump's PR firm putting out a news release?
ReplyDeleteSometimes it's confuses me as to which New York papers lean left and which ones lean right. As far as the NY Post is concerned: anyone who believes their editorial stance is as dumb as a post! Simple pimple.
DeleteThe tag-line would better read, "Why does anyone take me seriously?"
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump and Sarah Palin - the ego maniacs and laughing stocks of the USA! (John McCain too!).
ReplyDeleteThis is the idiot that could never prove that President Obama's birth certificate was a fraud! And, President Obama was elected for a second term in spite of the idiots actions. Love it, love it!
ReplyDeleteHe can always claim all that was his way to help the Democrats win. If he had any effect it was to inadvertently help the President
DeleteAre those two guys he sent to Hawaii to find out about Obama's birth certificate still laying around on the beach on Trumps dime? No doubt there must be some pretty damning evidence about Obama's birth certificate some where under the sand. They were supposedly on a hot trail and were going to have something surprising to report real soon.
DeleteIt's obvious he takes the time and spends the money to keep the hair dyed. Why can't he get it styled at the same time? Doesn't he understand that people believe the words "Donald Trump" mean "crazy hair"?
ReplyDeleteHis wife does his hair. It is a very sacred thing and he can't just trust anyone to follow his instructions. He alone knows what is best and how to do things. Can you imagine his contracts and pre-nups with anyone close to him?
DeleteMy money is on that Willow does his hair.
DeleteHe has the same odds as Sarah Palin, Michele, Bachmann, and my crazy auny Dorothy ( and she is dead)
ReplyDeleteDon't count out Aunt Dorothy...dead people have been elected for office before!
DeleteAunt Dot kicks the shit out of these two in a general election, although the repugs might be stupid enough to nominate Donald Hairball and the TeaBag Klan might nominate Sarah PukeWig. Sarah & Donald have the same M.O.--- they're just two grifters who know how to waste other people's money and convince some very shallow, uneducated, bigoted persons that they are serious. Everybody can't be smarter than average, so there will always be stupid persons that think other stupid persons like Sarah and The Don are smarter than either really are. In fact, this is how stupid people self-identify without knowing they are pointing out themselves as being a few bricks shy of a load. Anyone who supports these two knuckleheads, and doesn't have the sense to keep it to themselves, will limit themselves to non-thinking jobs until they retire to their SS fixed income existence.
DeleteRight, Donnie. People are 'begging' you to run? I bet they are Democrats, just like the people 'begging' Sarah and Toad to run.
ReplyDeleteActually, I've seen a few people (key word: few) people ask Donald to run for President.
ReplyDeleteI only know this because I follow him on Twitter for the lulz, and bless his heart, he retweets anyone who says "run 4 prez!", or anything that makes him look like the smartest, richest, handsomest, biggest penis-wielding man in America.
Seriously, this man has the biggest ego I've seen outside of Granny Grifter herself. It's hilarious watching how often he has to stroke his own ego.
He'll NEVER run! His bankruptcies will sink his yacht
ReplyDeleteYes, Don, there are many begging you to run. And the same for Sarah Palin. All of us Dems would love to see either or both of you run and win a nomination.
DeleteCount me in for two yard signs in my heavily populated R suburb. And Sarah, we can always use some big gulp cups to help us empty a few kegs at block parties. So send us some with your likeness screened on (big titties, please), and you'll get a lot of exposure you would miss otherwise.
The guy has more money than he can spend in a lifetime and yet he can't lay down some $$ to get his hair fixed. There are so many options -- including a hat on a windy day.
ReplyDeleteImagine his blow up doll wife as First Lady? Her implants are HUGE. Then they have their son, Barron. Amazing they did not name him Prince Trump.
ReplyDeleteWhat's interesting is that Trump can draw 2,300 people to come and hear his speech, but all Palin can draw is boo's. When Palin does one of her ghost written speeches, she's lucky to draw 500. That say's a lot in my book.
ReplyDeleteHaha, when will they ever learn why they're NOT winning elections lately? Fine by me!
ReplyDeleteThey won't. Seriously.
DeleteI mean, we've seen people TRY to tell them what they're doing wrong. And we were part of the country in general that flatly refused their agenda.
And you saw their response. Make loud noises screeching several conflicting messages about "those people," stubbornly insist that they're right and most of the country agrees with them, and then pass every law they can to keep groups that tend to vote Democrat from exercising their rights.
You really think they're capable of learning? Seems to me like they're doing everything they can to keep from having to admit that there's anything wrong.
Actually I'd love to see someone start with "We really need you in the White House, you're just like us", and then they end with "bankrupt"
ReplyDeleteOh, I know ONE who wants him to run for President, she tries to tell him every day, but it comes out as "Wun fowah Pwesssident". Her name is Melania, a czech import pumped full of so much silicone, her eyes only open a slit, her teeth don't meet and her boobs can be used as flotation devices.
ReplyDeleteI will always remember and laugh over their appearance at the dinner where Obama made jokes about them, knowing he gave the orders to bring Osama Bin Laden to room temperature.
http://youtu.be/k8TwRmX6zs4
With some hair-gel & fluorescent pink dye, he'd have the most rad Mohawk.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead - close your eyes - make a mental 3D image of the Trumpster with a rooster head.
I bet you'll be chuckling to yourself all day now.
You're welcome.
Please run, Donald!
ReplyDeleteYou'll take up valuable space in the Republican primaries, with an ego like Newt's, a craziness like Herb Cain's, and a conspiracy mindset like Bachmann's. Money sort of like Romney's. You'll make the other candidates work harder and raise more cash to wsste on primary votes.
You'll provide lots of free laughter from most of America -- our very own no-cost sideshow.
Then, when the press (liberals, I'm sure) look at your bankruptcies, your three marriages (like Newt, you dumped wives #1 and #2 with the delicacy of a World Wide Wrestler) , your entire empire constructed on the shifting sands of leverage, the fact that you inherited a great deal of money to start your real estate and gambling schemes, you might seem less attractive to the average voter. By average, I mean the majority of Americans.
Not to mention your egregious hair, your male trout pout, your gaudy, greedy personality -- tailor-made for the highest office in the land.
Run, please, Donald! The sooner you put more millions into your "campaign," the better we'll like it. Not you, but "it."
Seems to have his own tornado warning system built in ! Unless he's actually the TRIGGER !!!
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