As promised here is last night's Celebrity "Nobody here's a" Wife Swap featuring Bristol Palin and Melissa Rivers. Update!

Joan Rivers: "In my generation she would have been known as the little whore down the block."

BEST line of the whole show.

As I said in the comments of the open thread last night what this appearance ultimately did was forever deflate he notion that Sarah Palin is a super mom and that he family is close knit and healthy.

Everything from Willow's refusal to return to her parents house after "hair school," to Tripp's astonishing lack of discipline, to Bristol's truly ungrateful response to Joan's hospitality, speaks to the fact that for all intents and purposes these children have grown up with very little structure and no good role models.

Personally I believe that Bristol is about one more reality show away from having the Office of Children's Services come and take Tripp away from her.

If there is ANYBODY who comes off as an innocent victim here it is Tripp. Especially after you witness how hungry is is for structure in his life and somebody with some parenting skills to make him feel safe.

Here are the other three videos for your "enjoyment."

Part two.

Part three.

Part four.

(Oops forgot two of the parts.)

Part Five.

Part Six.

Update: Here is Joan River's Facebook page.

For fun see if you can pick out the Palin-bots in the comments section. It is like playing "Where's Waldo" if Waldo was screaming profanities at you while taking a giant crap in the middle of the book.