As promised here is last night's Celebrity "Nobody here's a" Wife Swap featuring Bristol Palin and Melissa Rivers. Update!

Joan Rivers: "In my generation she would have been known as the little whore down the block."

BEST line of the whole show.

As I said in the comments of the open thread last night what this appearance ultimately did was forever deflate he notion that Sarah Palin is a super mom and that he family is close knit and healthy.

Everything from Willow's refusal to return to her parents house after "hair school," to Tripp's astonishing lack of discipline, to Bristol's truly ungrateful response to Joan's hospitality, speaks to the fact that for all intents and purposes these children have grown up with very little structure and no good role models.

Personally I believe that Bristol is about one more reality show away from having the Office of Children's Services come and take Tripp away from her.

If there is ANYBODY who comes off as an innocent victim here it is Tripp. Especially after you witness how hungry is is for structure in his life and somebody with some parenting skills to make him feel safe.

Here are the other three videos for your "enjoyment."

Part two.

Part three.

Part four.

(Oops forgot two of the parts.)

Part Five.

Part Six.

Update: Here is Joan River's Facebook page.

For fun see if you can pick out the Palin-bots in the comments section. It is like playing "Where's Waldo" if Waldo was screaming profanities at you while taking a giant crap in the middle of the book.

A clip from tonight's "Wife Swap" featuring Bristol Palin and Melissa Rivers, where they "discover" with whom they are trading houses. Update!

Courtesy of Hollywood Reporter:

Celebrity Wife Swap returns to ABC this Sunday with perhaps their most daunting domestic shake-up yet: The Rivers, as in Joan and Melissa, have been airlifted out of their blue-state bubble and dropped with a thud into the moose-dressing lives of the Palins, as in Bristol and Willow, daughters of Sarah Palin.

Okay are we REALLY to believe that these two daughters of the biggest control freaks on the planet  did NOT go through a whole slew of negotiations, and received certain guarantees, before they signed on to do this program?

If you believe that I have a bridge to the future of Palin's political career to sell you.

Update:  Apparently the original idea was for Sarah to participate in this show as well, however, and try to contain your shock, she quit.

Update on the Bristol Palin/Melissa Rivers reality show.

"Yeah I despise you too, but our girls need jobs"

Since there has been some speculation about the reality show that Bristol and Melissa are filming I thought I would give you all that I know so far.

I DO have somebody who is in the know about this and from what I have heard this is not a "wife swap" show, but instead a show about single mothers that, as far as I know, has not yet been given a title.

When I first started to hear about this I was, I have to admit, a little skeptical. But as time has gone on I have heard from a number of sources that Melissa and Bristol have been spotted together in Alaska and in LA.

In fact Melissa even tweeted that she was in Alaska back on May 4th.

I'm in Alaska! instagram.com/p/Y5SQmmDvcP/
— Melissa Rivers (@MelRivers) May 4, 2013

The fact that the attached picture is from the Best Western right by Lake Lucille, makes me think that the show is a pretty safe assumption at this time.

Now given the benefit of the doubt to my source, whose initial reports seem to have been confirmed, I have also been told that neither Bristol, nor her control freak mother, have any say over the final editing of the show.

Which is kind of interesting, and potentially very entertaining, considering what Joan Rivers has said about BOTH Palin and her incredibly untalented offspring: 

Joan and daughter Melissa Rivers appeared on an episode of “Joy Behar” that aired Wednesday evening to promote their new show, “Joan and Melissa” and explain that Joan had recently been canceled from an appearance on “Fox and Friends” for saying negative things about Fox contributor Palin. 

“I guess…my mom made a comment like hi, I don’t think Sarah Palin is very smart,” Melissa Rivers said. “Apparently we’re…uninvited to do ‘Fox and Friends.’” 

“Well everyone says that,” Behar said. “Even Newt Gingrich is practically saying that.” 

“[Palin's] a Nazi, I don’t know,” Rivers said. 

Rivers added that Bristol, who participated in “Dancing with the Stars” last season, is “stupid,” echoing her recent claim that Sarah is “stupid and a threat.” 

“I voted for her stupid daughter, I should have, who couldn’t dance and I felt sorry for her,” Rivers said. “I should have voted for David Hasselhoff.” 

Oh yeah, THIS particular reality show might just be worth watching. "Might" be I said.

I guess you know your gun buy back program is a success when it nets a rocket launcher. That's right, a rocket launcher!

Courtesy of LA Times:  

A one-day gun buyback event in Los Angeles on Wednesday gathered 2,037 firearms, including 75 assault weapons and a rocket launcher, officials said. The total was nearly 400 more weapons than were collected in a similar buyback earlier this year. 

Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa said the collection at two locations was so successful that the city ran out of money for supermarket gift cards and got a private donation through the city controller to bolster the pot.

Okay just how small does your penis have to be that you feel you need a ROCKET LAUNCHER to compensate?

Seriously ladies if you meet a guy that wants to impress you by showing you his rocket launcher, you are going to want to turn on your heels and walk the other way. I doubt this guy has much to offer, and not only that he is probably off his damn rocker.

Yes I know, "But it's for self defense." Against what, Godzilla?

WTF is wrong with people?

Lawrence O'Donnell on the police brutality directed at OWS protestors this weekend in New York City and one lone Marine's refusal to be intimidated.

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I have to say that watching this young man stand up for those that were being brutalized put a sizable lump in my throat. I guess after you have seen what he has seen in Iraq, it takes more than a couple dozen police officers to scare you into standing silent while your fellow Americans are being treated with such disrespect.

On this same topic I thought I would share some photographs taken at various offshoots of the Occupy Wall Street protests that have cropped up around the country.

Occupy DC

Occupy LA

Occupy Boston

Occupy Portland

You can view many more of these wonderful pictures, and see the courage of American speaking truth to power, by clicking here.

Bristol Palin is filmed eating a hot dog for her new reality show. I guess they already filmed her doing her laundry and brushing her teeth. So exciting!

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:

The three friends were spotted at a hotdog stand, Bristol smiling as she ordered her chilli dog. Bristol tried to eat the snack nicely with a knife and fork but it became difficult and she picked it up with her hands. (You can see video of the segment here.)


I don't think it is any mystery as to WHY Bristol was using a knife and fork to eat her hot dog.

I am guessing her mother warned her NOT to put anything phallic anywhere near her mouth. Good call mom.

She recently sparked internet rumours of plastic surgery, with observers nothing her jawline appearing more angular and cheekbones more pronounced. 

 She has battled with her weight since giving birth to Tripp in December, 2008. 

Bristol battled to lose weight while competing in DWTS, a show credited with helped several celebrities she pounds. 

She told Access Hollywood: 'I haven't really noticed a change in [my body]. 

'I think most people lose weight [on the show] because they're too stressed out to eat. I haven't had that problem.'

 Jesus how "unstressed" was she?

You know I did some checking into this meme that keeps popping up, usually from concern trolls, that Bristol was "always battling her weight" as a teenager. 

You know what I learned?  You guessed it, total bullshit.

In fact Bristol was a pretty active teenager who engaged in sports both in school, and out of school.

However it was also recently confirmed that somewhere around the end of 2007 Bristol started to wear sweatshirts, and sweaters constantly.

Of course that was just when people actually saw her.  Which around that time was apparently quite rare.

And I was also told that "Because of her round face, the sweatshirts always made her look kind of heavy, but you really could not tell if she was gaining weight or not."

For reasons I hope to explain later, I found that VERY, VERY interesting.

P.S. According to People magazine Bristol also recently got the letter "T" tattooed on the top of her foot.

Budding reality star Bristol Palin, 20, had a cursive "T" inked on the top of her right foot – and her rep tells PEOPLE that "T is for Tripp, Trig, Track and Todd," her son, two brothers and father,respectively.

WTF? That may be one of the strangest reasons for getting a tattoo I have ever heard.

Fanatical Palin-bot Eddie Burke at the scene of a murder in LA? Things that make you go "Hmmm."

From the Hollywood Reporter:

A man police believe was connected to last month's murder of publicist Ronni Chasen shot and killed himself Wednesday night in the lobby of the Harvey Apartments, a former Hollywood hotel-turned-apartment complex.

Beverly Hills police were serving the man, identified as a "person of interest," a search warrant related to the case at the time.

THR spoke with Harvey Apartments resident Eddie Burke, who said police had been casing the building during the day. Burke, 48, moved from Alaska with his son, an aspiring boxer, to the Harvey two weeks ago. After a visit to a local gym Wednesday, they returned to the property at about 1:30 p.m. and saw the building manager talking with two men in the lobby that Burke surmised were plain-clothes police officers.

"We figured out that they were attempting to identify this person they had a lead on and therefore were talking to the manager," Burke told THR. He and his son left the building and returned about two hours later, at around 4 p.m. He said police had assembled outside the building. "Everything made sense," Burke said.

So a guy under suspicion for the murder of Hollywood publicist Ronni Chasen, is found dead in LA.

The guy happens to be black.

The reporter interviews a neighbor who recently moved into the same apartment building, named Eddie Burke.

This Eddie Burke.

Wasn't it Sarah Palin herself who said, "There are no coincidences?"

I am just saying.

P.S. If you click the link to the Hollywood reporter you can see the video of Burke's interview.  I tried to embed it, but it was being difficult.