You can see the entire interview above but here are a couple of the low points.
In response to the question of trusting the government:
"Can we trust our federal government? Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope live in the woods?"
Response to the Tea Party idea of aboloshing the IRS:
"Right on! Absolutely!"
On fact that the IRS is honoring its agreement to provide union workers with bonuses despite fact that the President ordered them not to:
"It drives me crazy because you can anticipate that the Obama administration will not even push back on what this union is demanding for its employees. That..that's what's a shame here that,,that the Obama administration will kowtow to their friends who are union thugs. The leadership of so many of these unions are thugs and won't push back. Unfortunately, because it gives a BAD name to the brother and sisters within the union who just want to produce well for the American public, and do their job. It's there leadership that is engaged in the thuggery, that unfortunately Obama will not push back against."
So is Palin actually suggesting that the workers would voluntarily give up their bonuses, and that the only reason that are getting them is because their 'union thug' leaders are forcing them to?
Does she not understand how unions work?
On FBI Director Mueller's admission that surveillance drones were used on American soil:
"That's very disturbing because I think what Mueller is telling us is 'Hey America, on US soil, we..we're gonna shoot ya down just a little bit."
Just for clarification at NO time did anybody in the FBI suggest that armed drones were being used on US soil. And President Obama even went so far as to say that armed drones would NEVER be used on US soil.
Asked again if we could trust the government:
"Well we're building a very strong case against that trust of TODAY'S federal government. I..personally do not trust ANY government that's being led by Barack Obama, when he is fulfilling his promise to fundamentally transform this most exceptional nation."
Pretty much says it all about her value as a political pundit. Don'tcha think?
The last portion is the part I already covered in which Palin defends Edward Snowden, (Snowden is not the problem) but then she goes on to compare the government's NSA program to the "hacker" who guessed her yahoo mail account:
"What difference is it from some hacker coming in and opening up, physically, my mailbox and going through my mail, to be used against me at some point? Government, in this case, is doing the same thing that that punk hacker kid did tome during the VP campaign. It's not a safe, ethical, moral, nor legal measure being taken by our government."
And just when you thought that Palin could not make the NSA data mining operation all about her. Oh ye of little faith.
Well I will say one thing, the Fox News makeup staff did manage to make her muhc more presentable than we have seen her in recent appearances. Sadly NO amount of makeup and wig fluffing will cover for insanity.
"Is a bear Catholic?" WTF?
"...Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope live in the woods?"
ReplyDeleteCan this be classified as a spoonerism? Maybe, if we stretch the "daffynition". Is she channeling Yogi Berra??
It's so obvious that Baldy's misfiring...alcoholic pickled brain miss read the teleprompter and fucked up the phrase...
Delete"Does a bear shit in the woods" and instead...her scrambled brain...met her garbled mouth and out popped...
"Is a bear Catholic, does the Pope live in the woods"!
Loved how Eric BowlinPinHead let her ramble on and on and on and on...and all he did was just sit there and blink and blink and blink and blinked!
That must be the order from Roger the Hut...just let her talk whatever nonsense that falls out of her lipless mouth she's too stupid to know we're all laughing at her dumbass! Amirite RAM or amirite! LOL!!!
She's channeling stupid.
DeleteIf Sarah was truly clever, she could use malapropism and spoonerisms to make fools of everyone who doubted her intelligence. It would sure be more entertaining and viable than the vulgar, bitter, disjointed scatter-brained nonsense that she tries to tie together when she vomits her word salads of idiocy and lies.
DeleteBut that's the problem: She is dumb, not mentally agile, and she keeps talking ad nauseum to run a talking point in the ground by repeating a couple of "key words" in the same sentence, and it makes her screech all but incomprehensible.
I've known a couple of people that could deftly "sound dumb" or purposely use incorrect terminology with another person---knowing that the other person would correct them--- in effect, drawing the other person into a conversation as the "expert", only to make their own salient points with clarity, where the other person later realized, "I go played. I was bamboozled", but only after it was too late.
We call those who can do that "country smart", and they're usually not just smart about the country, but very astute with human behavior and personality types. And they're great, not good, poker players. It's fun to watch.
I think Erik was holding back laughing at her hard when Silly Sarah was talking about the Bear and the Pope..he had a "what in the hell is she talking about" look on his face.
DeleteOf course bears are Catholic... Andrew Sullivan, for starters!
ReplyDeleteanon@9:43... Andrew Sullivan, a catholic bear! Priceless!
DeleteHAHAHAHA
DeleteThe Catholic snark is a straight-up fundy signal. She is really feeling empowered and must feel above reproach to do so. Do you think there will be blowback?
ReplyDeleteWell, speaking as as a lapsed Catholic, I would be more than willing to call her out on behalf of my dear, devout relatives, if only I could figure out what in God's name she meant.
DeleteOnly special people with guns understand her word salad. That is after someone interprets it for them and tells them how special they are to be in on the secrets.
DeleteWTH is she saying? So if we get rid of the IRS who will be collecting the "flat tax?"
ReplyDeleteI have some new ones for Sarah..."is Sarah Palin stupid? Does Sarah Palin shit when she opens her mouth?"
SarahPAC will
DeleteYes and yes.
DeleteObviously the smartest woman in the cuntry.
ReplyDeletenot even gonna sign this one.
Anonymous9:57 AM
Delete"smartest woman in the cuntry."
"cuntry" you say troll!
ROFLMAO!
Dumbass Baldy Bots starting on the sauce EARLY today! LOL!!
oh, snap!
DeleteOhhh..to have snark misunderstood by Gina has to be...well..it has to mean something, doesn't it?
DeleteOh Gina...you've lost your sense of humor...read the remark again.
DeleteWhat does,that even mean? Is Mama Grizzly Catholic? Does she live in the woods?What? Yes Sarah is still not CAtholic, and still hanging out in NYC. Gee it's almost her favorite patriotic holiday. Think she'll head back home yo hand the grandkids some sparklers?
ReplyDeleteThat kid was not a hacker. He did not "hack" into her email account. He did not compromise security measures on the email system. He did not cause vulnerabilities to the privacy of multiple users. He did not do anything to the underlying code behind the email system.
ReplyDeleteHe guessed the stupidly, inexcusably, weak password of a complete imbecile.
And Bristol thought nothing of perjury, how is that for respecting American judicial system? They put a young man in prison on lies, his mistakes were not enough for their myths.
DeleteIt is proof of how far Bristol will lie. Now she is expanding that little lie for the history books when they write about her frontier woman independence and strength, all her great work ethics when she is working so hard at all her jobs. Poor thing just can't control the brat because of his father and all.
We can thank ABC and Joan Rivers for the laughs.
Are you writing about Palin's private email account, the one that she used to conduct Alaska business on, even though she wasn't supposed to? And, she copied Todd on government emails even though he was not a member of the Alaska government. No, Todd belonged to an anti-American organization.
DeleteWhich she was using illegally for government business after repeated notices to stop and start using the much more secured government system. her and her unelected husband.
DeleteListening to her talk... it's a futile effort. Her cadence, always so staccato, like she's just pulled her mental rolodex of stupid cliches and is scanning through to pull out the best "I hate Obama, govt is bad" card. Even if she wasn't the shrillest person on the TV, her nonsense would be un-listenable. What a train wreck.
ReplyDeleteAnd poor FOX, their desperation is showing.
There is nothing "presentable" about Palin. There is nothing rational about Palin. There is nothing decent about Palin. There is nothing compassionate about Palin. There is nothing interesting about Palin. There is nothing introspective about Plain. There is nothing truly Christian about Palin. There is nothing human about Palin. Otherwise, she's great!
ReplyDeleteRight you are, on all counts. I can't believe anyone would listen to or believe what she says. I can hardly read what she says any more without my head spinning.
DeleteIt's just more "cutesy" bullshit.
ReplyDeleteI think she knows the IRS and/or other government agencies are investigating her and her pimp husband and is trying to head them off at the pass so she will look like a victim instead of the perp.
(that is one of the ugliest sweaters I've ever seen).
Yeah, on that sweater, the zipper is ready to pull down and show her stuff[ing].
DeleteMy thought too.... Oh look at me - doncha jes wanna to touch my boobies like Todd does?
DeleteHer zipper fetish on full display as usual. Her pants with zippers up the inner thighs said it all tho. Where is one for that nasty mouth.
DeleteWhich bear is she referring to? Aren't some Mama Grizzly Bears also Catholic? Why is she making fun of Catholics and the Pope? Has she no shame? Doesn't she believe in religious freedom? Sure, she has the freedom of speech to be a complete idiot if she chooses, but why would Roger Ailes choose her to be a representative of Fox News or Fox Business News?
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin gives idiots a bad name.
To her this is a Christian Country ONLY. The other day she was testing Muslims and proving she can take on anyone and one and all. For her Allah can't beat out the Christ in Christmas pagans. See, they won't have a fatwa on Queen Ester. She doesn't care who starts bloody violence she just wants it to happen. She is doing her part in creating a climate of tensions. She will evangelize on any show that will have her.
DeleteAre you saying that Sarah is Catholic or does she you-know-what in the woods?
DeleteFOX/Ailes HAS to be using $creech for the jaw dropping effect on viewers who can't help but tune in to see what the half term/half wit will say next.
DeleteIt's great for our amusement, but $cary at the same time....
So, the putrid bitch who made the state of Ul-lassssss-kuh foot the bill to fly her moronic, thug-like spawn to snowmobile races, the same skanky ho whose house was built from the supplies stolen from the town's overpriced sports arena...that ignorant slut is carrying on about the US Gov't being corrupt.
ReplyDeleteAdd to that the $4 million she laundered to 4 dairy farmers. One of her little farmers is under heavy investigation for fraudulently obtaining Federal grant money. He got caught red handed....FBI has copies of everything he did. Let's hope the domino effect will implicate Tundra Boo-Boo.
DeleteNow that is some clear, straight-forward, analysis that is fair and balanced, Sarah Palin-style. Oh well, if she gets any ratings at all, it will be an improvement for Fox in that programming slot. The only ones watching her sorry ass screeching her drivel will be shut-ins who have no kids or grand kids or ballgames or outdoor hobbies or anything else to do on a Saturday morning. Oh, and the joke writers for SNL, late night talk shows, and comedy writers who won't have to work nearly as hard as long as there's a camera in front of The Sing-Song Shit-Slinging Screech.
ReplyDelete"The Sing-Song Shit-Slinging Screech"
DeleteNice. Accurate, too.
"The Sing-Song Shit-Slinging Screech."
DeletePerfect description!
Bill Maher said that it was Christmas in June, Palin was back at Fox. That's good news for the late night comedians! Christmas in June. Hey, Sarah, MERRY CHRISTMAS! See, we're not killing Christmas by wishing you a Happy Holiday.
DeleteYou know that Maher had another joke about Palin on Friday night. (Can't shut him, huh, Sarah?) After showing the clip of Miss Utah's dumb answer, Bill suggested that beauty contestants should be asked easy questions that they can answer, like what books they have read. (The visual for the joke was Katie Couric interviewing Sarah Palin in 2008, asking questions that Palin couldn't answer). Hey, Sarah, here's a hint. The Bible! Try that the next time.
Don't like your President? Don't like America's government? Hate everything about your country?
ReplyDeleteGO THE HELL SOMEPLACE ELSE!
Oh come on now, everyone knows you can only be a patriot if you scream about admiring the founding fathers and then shit all over the nation they created! She loves America and she proves it by constantly running it down! You libs just can't grasp her brilliance! lol
DeleteEveryone knows the phrase is about bears and woods.
ReplyDeleteEven Palin.
It isn't about " living " in the woods.
Cutesy Palin insulted the Catholic Church by implying that the pope defecates in the woods.
Or else she probably doesn't know his residence is called The Vatican.
Will raging and constantly angry Catholic Laura Ingraham call Palin out for this insult ?
She would if a Democrat , like Bill Maher , said it.
Palin's staccato cadence is a device she employs when she is trying to find a thought and then she vomits out a mish mash
of phrases and words that make no sense.
Everything she says is derivative of every other appearance.
Government bad , Democrats bad, Republicans bad, Obama bad, Tea Party good , Ted Cruz good , me good.
Last Saturday Palin informed the world that
the feds were going to send out 20k IRS agents armed with automatic weapons to enforce health care.
Today , she informs the world that this week the FBI director gave sworn testimony to Congress that armed drones were killing American citizens across the continental US.
Paging Alisyn Camerota at FOX News -Clean up on aisle Palin !
Maybe the new phrase should be " Does a Palin shit on FOX News ? "
The half zipped shirt highlights Palin's emaciated clavicle and upper ribs .
Palin is obviously suffering from some body dysmorphic syndrome and instead of trying to disguise her severe weight loss, she insists on highlighting it.
Sarah is just like Tripp-- acting outrageous in the hopes that people will notice them. No results? Unzip that top, wear tramp cloths on her first day of work, try the potty mouth. It worked for Tripp. We sure noticed him, then.
DeleteClean up on aisle Palin! lol lol lol
DeleteThat top looks like an partially open, mint-green body bag. Does it zip up over her mouth when she's done farting?
ReplyDeleteLOL OMG LOL
DeleteBest laugh of the day...
DeleteOMG OMG
DeleteROFLMAO!!
OMG
You're right. She's put together all wrong. She needs her ass transplanted from her face and back into her butt crack.
DeleteFurther proof that Palin really is as stupid and ignorant and ineducable as ever.
ReplyDeletePalin is the biggest hoax in American political history.
the fact that anyone in the country thinks this mentally ill, ignorant, incoherent twit is qualified for any office is frightening.she's not fit to be a porn star.
DeleteI think what I like best about SP is that whatever comments she makes, I could do it better. I certainly can't say that about a lot of people, especially our President.
ReplyDelete@ 10:35am
DeleteStfu and go back to defending George Zimmerman you crazy racist.
11:07-- slow down moron, I don't think you understood
Delete11:07--
Delete1. you misunderstood the comment; chill.
2. eclecticsandra is a long time commenter on this and related sites. She's one of us.
4:10 I usually agree with eclecticsandra's comments, but I don't get it either. "She's one of us" isn't a sure bet that I agree with anyone.
Delete11:07 Mind your manners.
5:13
DeleteI think Eclecticsandra is saying that she speaks better than SP every time. However, the same isn't true of our President as he is a very well-spoken man, and it is difficult to top him.
6:35 Thanks, yes now it makes sense!
DeleteShe's a smart cookie and so good looking for 49.
ReplyDeleteCue in the old,ugly and crazed IM hags.
LOL
DeleteI'm not a hag nor even a woman. But I do know intelligence and attractiveness when I see them, and Sarah offers neither. She was attractive five years ago, but has aged less than gracefully. I wouldn't call her ugly. I just wouldn't call her. Period. She shallow, vulgar, and bitter. If you think that's attractive, have at it.
Anonymous10:42 AM
DeleteShe's a smart cookie and so good looking for 49.
Cue in the old,ugly and crazed IM hags.
She's a dumb ass and so ugly for 69.
Cue in the old,ugly horny goats.
*GinaM giving the hard stare to the Head horny goat MJ Sheppard*
We see your nasty ass can't stay away from here.
LOL!!!
Barf.
DeleteYou can take any old cookie and if you put enough frosting and decorations on it will look good.....but it still is an old stale half baked piece of dough. Yum, eat 'em up 10:42AM.
DeleteYou must be that Crazy Palinbot who forgets to wear your Bifocals. Sarah Palin is a Plastic Surgery Addict with Cellulite thighs and emaciated arms.
DeleteLOL
DeleteYou wish!
Most of us have more brains than any Palin could ever have. An natural beauty - not surgically enhanced and short with cankles lol!
This is the kind of comment a 14 year old makes. Do you feel better now?
DeleteAw, bet you think you're clever by suggesting that if anyone responds to your silly, brainless comment, they are admitting to being old, ugly, and crazed IM hags.
DeleteNice try. The old, ugly, crazed hag under discussion is the vile and despicable America-hating Palin.
Obviously, you hate America also. You can't be a patriotic American if you approve of Palin. Obviously, as proven by your comment, you can't be intelligent, either.
Run along now, you silly creature.
Oh guess what, I'm 5 years older than her and look 15 years you get. I've never seen a plastic surgeon or done drugs or starved myself. She's not that good looking by the way. She looks cheap, like a worn out used hooker.
DeleteOh, and my 32 DDD breasts?? They are real.
There is nothing real about Sarah. Anyone who thinks she is smart must really be dumb as a rock.
Why do you assume we are "hags" because we see very clearly what a fraud Sarah is? She's so stupid! Cue her brain dead, cultish followers.
You're joking right?
DeleteOtherwise you don't understand what the word 'smart' means.
Idiot.
uh...ok...thanks for you contribution
Deletecut it out bristle, that's so pathetic.
DeleteLMFAO !!!!
DeleteI don't mean to be disrespectful, anon@12:09, but I would really like to see that set of 32DDD's that you have, because... because... because real big titties, that's why. And if any of you other ladies have comparable, um, numbers, i am taking notes.
DeleteI do NOT want to see Sarah's. I am not curious at all about hers. Plus I have a weak stomach and a ticklish funny bone.
10:42's wife, if he even has one is probably 65 years old with swollen up log legs and a fupa that runs from her boobs to her mid thighs; of course Mrs. Palin looks good to him! His big fat diabetic wife, though, probably keeps him warm in his unheated doublewide when winter arrives in the deep south. He really should appreciate his wife more and stop fapping to Mrs. Palin of Fox news.
DeleteReally? Cue in the old,ugly and crazed troll hag. Do you have any happiness or love in your life? You should try living your life vibrantly and privately. You will be so much happier and feel fulfilled for your own accomplishments instead of trying to live through the Tundra Turd..
DeleteTypical Palin fan who believes in outward appearances over everything else. Sarah Palin could be the most beautiful creature in the world and she would still be a lying, stupid, sack of shit and me saying so has nothing to do with jealousy.
DeleteShe's a smart cookie, alright! I never heard a chocolate chip, shortbread, oatmeal, fig newton nor oreo say Catholics/Pope live in the woods. Do Ding Dongs, Twinkies or Ho Ho's count as "cookies"? Cause I never heard them say Paul Revere shot warning shots and Bells to let the British Soldiers know the Americans were coming!
DeleteGuess there's not enough blood supply for Sarah's brain and Ta Ta's to work simultaneously.
Is a bear Catholic?
ReplyDeleteDo Palins get married before getting pregnant?
Does Sarah Palin have any adult kids in college?
Did Willow graduate from high school?
Is Sarah Trig's birth mother?
Is Sarah presidential or senate material?
Are Bristol and Sarah fit to be mothers?
Does Bristol know how to say anything else besides AWESOME?
Does Sarah have real titties?
Are Todd and Sarah faithful to each other?
Will Track ever Get Right?
Enuff said!
Add "Where does Toad get all of those warsh clothes? Is it the same place that Sarah shops for her women cloths?
DeleteWhat are "women cloths"? <:)
DeleteHow come Sarah Palin has big implants but no cleavage?
ReplyDeleteA question I have often asked. Anatomically weirdest breasts evah.
DeleteFor the same reason she has a big cranium but no brains?
DeleteHer breast have become too big for her frail body.
DeleteMy guess is they're strap ons. She looks like a female impersonator who's trying too hard.
Delete"Can we trust our federal government? Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope live in the woods?" is one of the stupidest responses I have ever heard,Sarah.This is going to be fun watching your ignoramus train wreck as an "anal-yst" fall apart.Keep on talking Sarah,the comics will have a field day.We will be entertained.It's a win-win.
ReplyDeleteShe's really dumb and believe me, everyone at Fox knows it. We also know she crawled on hands and knees back to Roger and is working for practically nothing.
DeleteBut have you seen her deadbeat, plump and soft husband get a job? Sarah is just another hooker in his stable.
Oh, Roger Ailes, in your closet madly doing business lest there be an alien invasion, you brought her back for our sheer amusement! Life is GOOD.
DeleteTodd has been pimping his wife ever since he saw how men lusted after her sexy innuendos way back when. She has been his meal ticket ever since.
DeleteWhat's really funny is that the Palinbots think this sleight of phrase is perfectly normal and understandable, and that this is Sarah's way of saying "No" (can't trust the government).
DeleteThey worship a stand up comedienne wannabe.
I bet Katie Couric and Tina Fey got a huge chuckle at the failed Bear metaphor. Can't wait for LOD's take on this segment!
DeleteI can't stop chuckling about the Catholic bears. What a dolt!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many re-takes it took the Wonky-Eyed Weasel to get this short segment in the can. Roger already sees that Sarah is too stupid and too volatile to use with live programming, so she will be used in a show taped earlier in the week for the weekend. Hence, it will never be timely, news-breaking, or even topical on events that aren't a bit dated already. As always, Sarah is about as useful as yesterday's newspaper, except that she is too nasty to be wrapped around fresh fish.
ReplyDeleteOne flew into, and lives in the Cuckoo's Nest. Poor thing, she is hopeless. Let us all pray for her dumb ass.
ReplyDeleteShe knows it as her "lily white wimpy a#*"
DeleteBless her heart.
DeleteThat's all I got.
I don't pray, but if I did, it wouldn't be for this piece of crap.
DeleteSo predictable. Eric poses the issue and Sarah gives her predictable word salad. Eric looks bored as hell when she is speaking.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Bwahahahahahahaha! She can't even get the metaphorical question, "Is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods?" straight?
ReplyDeleteWhat a dumb ass.
DeleteAs an anal-yst, Sarah should give the matter of the $70M in bonuses for IRS employees a little bit of perspective. First, many of those employees have had to suffer cutbacks and furloughs as a result of the sequester that the Republicans jammed down the government's throats.
ReplyDeleteSecond, the bonuses amount to less than $780 per employee. If I cut potential bonuses to less than that, I would be cutting my own throat as a business owner in terms of morale, productivity, and much ado about not much. Treat those employees with the respect they deserve, and they'll give you an honest day's work, and even more when you need them to step up.
This was minor news three days ago when it was reported, trumpeted in the RW press as blasphemy, and then deconstructed by those in the press with more objective perspectives than WND, the Blaze, Drudge, and the hysterical ones like Palin and Hannity. Two days ago, the issue was already defused, de-fanged, and dead.
Now, here comes along Sarah Palin to hyperventilate about some non-news that has already been debunked in the form that she is presenting it. Pretty lame gig that Roger assigned her this time. There's no way in hell that he thought putting Sarah on a taped show that airs three days later would either extend the news cycle on the issue or make Palin more of a media force. He's simply filling dead air with a box of hair and some fake tits. Sort of like a test pattern, which some of Sarah's "fans" would be watching unless someone else stood up, walked over to the teeVee, and changed the channel to a wealth-building infomercial selling "a system to buying and selling real estate". Her people are brain dead, but still dreaming of the unattainable.
Palin Political Porn Pundit
ReplyDeleteWhile we're on the topic of trust, pretty much everything Palin says in public underscores my frustration with the right wing. I would LOVE for there to be a valid alternate viewpoint. I would LOVE for there to be actual debate, followed by compromises that lead to the best possible solution to the problems we face.
ReplyDeleteBut the Right won't have that. They continue to double down on the hate and the slander and the conspiracy theories, their ONLY interest being to smear their opponents and raise as much public anger as possible toward them in order to "win". -Even if it means changing their views on a daily basis in order to stay fully opposed to whatever thing the other side just announced they're for.
At this point the GOP is the literal incarnation of Monty Python's "Argument Sketch".
I could agree with some conservative points of view if the messengers weren't so arrogant, hateful and utterly lacking in self awareness and empathy. But at this point in time, I can't bring myself to sift through the sewage to find those points.
I suppose the real underlying problem is that it takes actual brains and talent to solve problems, but any asshole with a fourth grade education can tear someone down with spiteful snark.
How many jobs bills have the GOP congress proposed? Oh right. Zero.
How many times have they proposed legislation to defund health services and education? Hundreds?
Bare shoulders with nary a bra strap in sight. Just what exactly is keeping her boulders from landing in her lap? Simply everything about this freak is a scam!
ReplyDeleteI thought that too. Off-the-shoulders sweater? No bra? A zipper all the way to her navel?
DeleteAll she exposes is her poor taste and boney shoulders.
Maybe she has on one of those bras with clear plastic straps.They are suppose to make you look braless.
DeleteSarah are your Teen-Mother Daughters Married? Are Trial Daddies real Fathers? Are you married to a Sex Trafficker? Are most of your offspring unjailed criminals? Did Todd sabotage Curt Menard's Airplane? Did your Dad burn Dar Miller? Is Track Todd's Biological son? Does Willow have Aspergers Disease? Is Bristol Borderline Retarded? Does your son CAIN'T GET RIGHT receive therapy for his 'condition'? Did you have your Tubes Tied after Piper's Birth? You should Shut the fuck up about our President, you have WAY TOO many Skeletons in your Closet, DUMBASS.
ReplyDeleteWhy Are You The Most Annonying And Stupid Commenter Evah?Why Do You Capitalize Every Word? Do You Have A Life? A Husband? Children? Will You Please Drop Off The Face Of The Earth?
Deleteno, you! :)
Delete11:39 Whoa, you must have gotten too close for comfort to some of the Palin lies and secrets.It is time someone spilled the beans on this family of do-nothing grifters.
Delete1:50 PM The truth hurts, bwahahahahaha, how's that Pimp Daddy treatin' ya? The Palin Whorehouse is busy busy busy.
Delete@1:50 PM SO YOU DON'T LIKE EVERYTHING true CAPITALIZED? Try to disprove any of the facts that 11:39 posted. Good luck with that.
DeleteWillow doesn't like capitals.
Delete$arah can't name one.
Delete11:39 has hit a nerve in Wasilla. Wow their reaction sounds almost like a threat. They don't want their gravy train to come to an end. Are their secrets being exposed?
DeleteAre Bears Catholic? Does the pope live in the woods?
DeleteOMG. Ailes is really making her work this week. Good thing she has such an awesome work ethic. Is he trying to get her to quit? Is this one of those 3 dimensional chess moves where he's trying to make even the uneducated Faux News viewers scream "Uncle!" and tell her to "Sit down and shut up"? Is he trying to bury or save the GOP by showcasing this imbecile so many times this week? Will he at least give her off on Sunday so she can go to church to listen to her grandson's sweet little voice singing in the choir?
ReplyDeleteThe question is not, "Why did the moron cross the road?" but, "Why did they put the moron back on Faux?"
Ailes may be trying to get perverts to tune into this Bolling guys show. She is the allure. Or Ailes might be testing to see if his audience will go along with what she says, everyone acts like they get her and agree. See, she is brilliant and can create her own language. Stupid people just can't understand and they will be left behind.
DeleteAiles may just have a perverse sense of humor and he is getting back at Bolling. Or his dementia is past the point of no return.
Ailes gets a HUGE kick out of her begging to come back. she will do anything to be on air. Anything....
Deletelol, any minute now she'll shut down and fall on the floor to assume a fetal position..then she'll appear on air with that dumb cow look like she did in Game Change..ha ha.
DeleteAKinPA raises a good question. IF Ailes is trying to get her to quit, that raises the question of whether he 'chose' to rehire her under the veiled threat of a lawsuit (one accusing him of unfairly terminating her prior contract). While Ailes undoubtedly has better lawyers than Palin and would easily win such a case, the mere suggestion of litigation would still play into his fears of adverse publicity and alienation by the Fox audience (70% of whom approve of Palin).
DeleteYou can smell her Stink and Body Odor through the T.V.
ReplyDelete"Can we trust our federal government? Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope live in the woods?"
ReplyDeleteWTF?
The wee little circus in that brain-free cranium of hers must be a wonder to behold.
That one was so bad, Trig's embarrassed for her!
DeleteShe looks more like my grandma every day!
ReplyDeleteWow, she looks like mine, too. My grandmother died in 1998.
DeleteI think the bear part of it was shitting in the woods but she got that mixed up with the Pope being catholic...or something. I have never heard so many mixed metaphors so otherwise badly said.
ReplyDeleteListening to that was like trying to stave off "incoming".
The bear came out of the woods to shit on Sarah's head. She calls that her hair. She's like Carrot Top, just less funny and her hair is worse.
DeleteThe Pope is like us, and he simply laughs at her, because the words that she uses together make no sense.
Sarah, the IRS was established exactly one hundred years ago, in 1913, after two-thirds of the states voted to accept the Sixteenth Amendment to the Constitution, to institute a Federal income tax.
ReplyDeleteSo, in order for the tea party to rid the country of the income tax, it will have to have Congress pass an amendment to the Constitution, and then get 34 states to agree to abolish the system, which has funded our entry into two World Wars, helped establish the interstate highway system, funds the FDA in protecting us from poisonous food and drugs, helps the EPA ensure clean water for all our citizens, and is presently funding two wars, in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Please tell us how these items will be paid for without a general federal tax?
Secondly, wasn't Todd a union member when he worked for foreign-oil-company BP? Did he quit when he qualified for a union pension? Weren't your parents union members when they worked for the local school system? Aren't they now enjoying retirement pensions, negotiated by their unions? Do you have some specific evidence that the IRS union is led by "thugs," but your family's unions were pure?
Finally, your attempt to be cute with the "Bear is Catholic" and the "Pope in the woods" is lame and unfunny, as well as insulting to Roman Catholics.
You think that not saying the jokes as they are universally understood but
sanitizing them by reversing the order and substituting "live" instead of "shits" is clever. It's not.
You, Mama Grizzly, need to go back to the woods where you belong. Join the United Grizzly Bears union to get yourself a pension for when your comedy act is out of date.
too bad she doesn't have the attention span to read your comment when she comes trolling here. she might learn something..nah, she heard the Paul Revere story & 5 minutes later said he was warning the British..effin' idiot.
Delete"Right on." RIGHT ON? Who says "right on" any more? That went out in the 1970s- I know, I was there. More evidence that her brain shut down when she was 13.
ReplyDeleteThe rest- silliness piled on stupidity. I'd worry if she had a functional brain, and now I'm thinking Roger Ailes doesn't either. Although he's smart enough to insist that she show up and do her job, such as it is. Strap on the fake boobs and fulminate against the President. All she's capable of.
Ivyfree
13? Aren't you giving her too much credit? How on earth can this help Fox in anyway? This is watching a meltdown and not being able to say it. We have to pretend she is just a little childish and goofy. Anybody else it would be a career ender. Bush made more sense with his fool deal.
DeleteIf a tree falls in the forest, would you please be under it, Esther?
ReplyDeleteI like how your mind works!
DeletePaula Deen was fired for admitted use of the "N" word in private. Sarah Palin trashes the Pope in her public word salad and she gets more PAC money.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the outrage? Her fans thinks she's being witty; we here at IM think she's insane; and the rest of the country couldn't care less.
Crystal Sage12:42 PM
DeleteNaww...Paula wasn't fired for saying the "N" word in private. Paula's a racist and wasn't able to do PR to save her job. Have you read her deposition? It's reveals a LOT about who she really is.
I was thinking of Paula Deen... Palin has a few moments from her past. Laughing at cancer and such. It is hard to believe no one has put her in a serious deposition (outside of Alaska)and drill, drill, drill.
DeleteDeen worked for the Food Network for 11 years. In all that time they had no clue about her lifestyle, brother Bubba and business? Most of the information on Sarah is redacted but there are people that can fill in the black outs. White outs, too, also.
I find it hilarious that Palin was reduced to meeting the demands of Roger Ailes after she was too proud to do so in January. And besides, having to take residence in New York which is as far away from the small town tea party havens she claims to love as possible.
ReplyDeleteShe must be desperate for any income possible.
Fox wants her on to keep the adoring Sarah Fans in the fox fold, but these people, along with Sarah, are too stupid and dense to sense the subtle mocking the other Fox broadcasters are doing at her expense.
I thought Eric looked bored when Sarah was pontificating.
DeleteI can't see how her small number of hard core creepies can mean that much to Fox. She is only bringing down and demeaning anyone, including Murdoch associated with her and now Fox News. How long can they pretend she is not certifiably crazy and under the influence of a horrendous chemical cocktail mix?
DeleteNo professional in their right mind would associate with her or anything that takes her in.
Can you imagine being a serious broadcaster and having to play like she makes sense and you know what she is talking about? I can't believe they waste their time and money. They will never get their reputation back. She is truly a curse.
May be someone can tell Ailes that President Obama is not running again and she is old, old, old news. Better yet she can do for Fox what she is doing for the Republicans.
The VP campaign? I must have missed that. I thought Sarah ran on John McCain's Presidential campaign. Silly me.
ReplyDeleteShe thought VP meant "Very Presidential."
DeleteNo wonder Sarah is on Fox daytime. How soon before she will be doing infomercials?
ReplyDeleteTell Hong Kong well trade Palin for Snowden.
ReplyDeletePlus we'll throw in a little cash. Or a lot if they promise to keep her.
DeleteBrilliant! Oh wait, why would they take Palin?
DeleteHmm. Worth working the bugs out.
Yeah, we better think through this. We might only get one shot.
DeleteCan we call her a panda and give her as a gift?
DeleteAnita, maybe we could get a panda suit like Bristle's DWTS suit. This could be a plan coming together!
DeleteThe Catholic bear in the woods thing must be a joke she heard. Instead of saying a bear poops in the woods, the joke refers to a Catholic bear, who popes in the woods. I'm not sure if such a joke exists. But, it sure doesn't make any sense. A Catholic bear? Grizzly Catholic bear?
ReplyDeleteI think it is more likely that she intended to use the old joke meaning an emphatic yes: "Is the Pope Catholic? (yes) Does a bear shit in the woods? (yes)"
DeleteHowever, it first had to be run through her mental salad-shooter, so what came out was, as usual, mangled: "Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope live in the woods?"
And of course, because this is Palin, the answer she was looking for to her question was "no." (Can we trust the federal government?)
She's an idiot.
It is an inside joke if it exists. It is rude and makes Ailes look like a dumber "lily white wimpy a#*" then Sarah.
DeleteShe is using him and her job for some kind of Religious crusade or more "blood libel" is the best she can do. Ailes not going to stop her again. Let her have all that freedom and fries, son is tattooed with stories on a body she can read and is so proud to spew.
I think that Pope thing has something to do with where the Pope has his daily constitutional. Bear, too.
DeleteSarah Palin is gross. 2008 Vice-Presidential candidate reduced to spewing bathroom jokes, while dressed like a Hee-Haw Honey.
We live in interesting times, my friends.
And McCain is so proud of his protegee.
DeleteI've never heard one peep about the Pope smelling like Sarah, so even if he, as she suggests, poops in the woods, he must wipe his holy ass. Sarah's too lazy to wipe hers good, and she never washes her hands after going to the restroom. Those who shake her hand better carry a bottle of Purell, unless y'all want what Sarah's got. And whatever strain of bacteria it has evolved into, it causes crotch rot, liver failure, baldness, itchy scaly feel, a general malodorous smell akin to shit/piss combo, and causes shit to fly directly from her mouth, just like the Southpark episode.
DeleteGryphen, here's another article Bristols Household Manual for the show.
ReplyDeletehttp://beta.abc.go.com/shows/celebrity-wife-swap/blogs/news/bristol-palin-household-manual
Under the heading COOKING & CLEANING she lies about Wasilla "Being out in the middle of nowhere definitely limits our options when it comes to food and meals."
TripAdvisor says there are at least 73 places to eat in Wasilla.
http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g31161-Wasilla_Alaska.html
Oh Bristol.... Such mooseshit. Rich fodder for "liar, liar, pants on fire!"
DeleteDo we give Bristol the benefit of doubt? Maybe she is talking about the places the boys in Wasilla takes her for a fuck? It is out in the boonies.
DeleteThey live 2 minutes from downtown Wasilla. There are dozens of places to eat within a 5 minute drive or a ten minute walk.
DeleteNo place to eat in Wasilla? Then how can you explain Willow's fat body?
DeleteSomebody been eating a lot in Wasilla.
And then she hopes they brought appropriate clothes because it's always cold in Alaska. As if the Rivers didn't know nor would let anything she "bought" for them to wear touch their skin.
DeleteAll they did on BPLAT was go out and eat. Levi even said Baldy would send them out for Taco Bell Crunch Wraps, so, you know, they lied.
lol.
DeleteSunny Johnston facebook page has lots of commnets about local restaurants, cafes, spas, etc etc.
Now Republic WA - yes, that's limited. Wasilla - not so.
Must've sounded funny when they taped this on Wednesday. Surely this wasn't the best take.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Roger Ailes insist on making Sarah Palin look like an idiot by not covering for her idiocy any more? He must be having the time of his life, watching her crash and burn every time she appears. He knows this isn't news, it's comedy.
It most likely was the best take. He might want to pretend it didn't happen and it will go away, no one will remember. She is baffling and sparkles plenty to make everyone forget all else. Just her shirt that might slip off is worth attention.
DeleteIs she back in her crypt in Wasilla? Sure looks like it. Wonder how much Pimp Daddy Todd is paid to operate the camera?
ReplyDeleteDid Roger suddenly fire her and she went to HOT Wasilly and not the desert?
DeleteYeah, someone posted that she and toad and trig and another kid were on the plane from phoenix to anchorage a few days ago.
DeleteI know Wasilla is days away from civilization but can't someone send a care package up there? Those folks need cell phones and cameras other than the big dogs like networks. ABC and Fox are the only ones documenting the Palins.
DeleteLook at me y'all I got my amurikan flag necklace on. It's purdy dontcha think?
ReplyDeletelol.
DeleteDoes anyone know what she said about Bradley Manning when he leaked info?? If she thinks Snowden is a hero, I wonder what she thinks about Manning. My guess is there will be plenty of hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteSomehow, her asinine comments regarding Snowden cause me to be less confident with regard to his veracity.
DeleteOh $arey, $arey, $arey, you are wearing that sweater all wrong! You are supposed to pull the zipper all the way up, then pull the collar completely over your face, to totally cover your herpe-diseased mouth, your honking "Papa Chuckie Heath" nose, your googley eyes and the matted mess on your bulbous head!
ReplyDeleteWho wears a sweater on the longest (almost) summer day of the year? Where is she, that an ugly off the shoulder sweater is the appropriate choice, weather-wise?
DeleteI will never understand this woman.
Hey, at least her wig's combed and on straight. Other than that, we're talking about Crazy Lady who said she'd have to "wear layers" after the press wondered if she got implants at the belmont event.
DeleteWhere are the layers, Sarah?
Sarah's getting in the Christmas in June spirit. The dumb-ass doesn't realize that it's only Christmas in June for the comedians who don't have to write jokes anymore until Ailes fires her again or she quits. All they have to do is report exactly what Screechy days, and it's like turning on an instant laugh track. Everybody knows Sarah is an idiot, and she's so eager to confirm that every day. "Is the Pope a bear? Do Catholics live in the woods? Do the Palin Daughters fuck only in canvass tents? Does Todd use Martha Stewart warsh cloths to hide his used condoms in his pocket?
DeleteBrittany Weiser > Sarah Palin near Wasilla, AK · Sarah, I am in Wasilla today! Just moved to Delta Junction from Oklahoma in April. I would love to meet you!
ReplyDeleteCome on and stop by. If Todd and Sarah are in the lower 48, I'm sure Piper's boyfriend will let you in. But if there is a sock on the door handle then you need to come back in a few hours.
Sarah's recovering from, uh, exhaustion, Ms Wiser than maybe a dirt clod.
DeleteActually, here's the truth, for once:
Sarah doesn't want to meet any of the little people like you. You people are always bugging her, and she doesn't need any of you, just your money. If you can fork out $10K, she'll get out of bed and wave to you from the window. For $25K, she'll say hello to you with the door cracked open about 4 inches do you can see her housecoat.
Otherwise, just fuck off, Brittany. You people are a dime a dozen, and you're all broke. Why can't you be like us Palins, all rich and famous?
--- Todd Palin
(edited by RAM, because Todd's too busy and successful to use spell check).
Tom Scott shared a link. ·
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/4hr37eE0nO8Sarah,
The McCain campaign would not let you speak out, because he was intended to lose. When you proved to be so popular, they were very anxious, and set out to destroy you.
You got that right Tom. Sarah should had run for president in 2008. She didn't need McCain. Sarah had the answers to all the questions the media ever asked her. I believe Sarah Palin was just playing the ignorant trailer park beauty pageant contestant so she wouldn't show up John McCain.
"Sarah had the answers to all the questions the media ever asked her."
DeleteSuch as: "Any of 'em, all of 'em..." and "Whatnot."
I'm 4:16 and I didn't want to call Tom a dumbshit but maybe I shouldn't encourage him?
Delete4:16
DeleteDon't worry about Tom's feelings, the link Tom offered is actually a brilliant and truthful takedown of the truth about McCain's treatment of POWs, MIA's and real soldiers who gave their lives in Viet Nam.
Yeah, it makes Sarah look bad in comparison with her "warrior son's tattooed body" lie, but we all know, had McCain won the presidency, he would have met an unfortunate fate... Picking Sarah Palin for VP was putting our country in clear and present danger.
EXcellent link, it should go viral!
Sarah meant : "Is the Pimp Catholic, do wild Palins fuck in the woods?"
ReplyDeleteWhat Roger Ailes has been focused on since 2008 is an Obama impeachment that will bring viewers and keep them there = revenue. It worked last time.
ReplyDeleteEvery stupid Issa lie is told and retold, blown-up and retold again every single day in Ailes's hope that if they tell enough lies long enough it will happen.
Sarah Palin is just another hired lying mouthpiece, but one with three advantages: she's an accomplished liar, she has no interest in facts, and she works cheap. How could he not invite her in to help him achieve his dream of an Obama impeachment that will bring in billion$ for Fux?
You're right about Sarah. She's cheap, easy, and has no self-awareness about just how stupid 70% all the peeps, including over half of Repugs would say she's the biggest idiot in the political entertainment segment on this country. Outside of the US, it is approaching 90%, because they know Murdoch's deceptive ways better that our country (as a whole).
DeleteSarah had absolutely nothing to lose. She hasnt had any self-respect in her entire adulthood; she's lost her family because she's caused all of the kids to be knuckleheads like her and Todd; and finally, she's lost the support of the entire political party that once considered her a viable candidate for its leadership. Sarah sure managed to put that silly idea to rest quickly, didn't she?
Only the fringe yahoos that don't know any better line up behind her these days. Bless their hearts.
Mama that's nasty. Why do you carry your phone everywhere you go even to the bathroom?
ReplyDeleteBecause my boss Roger told me if I don't pick up my phone on the first ring its back to Facebook for me and mams can't lose this job. Nobody else wants to hire an overage loser beauty pageant contestant with a wonky eye.
So much stupid, so little time. Lyons and Tigers and Catholics and Popes... Oh My!
ReplyDeleteThe IRS union negotiated their contract some time in the past. Is it Government's role to step in and arbitrarily change their contract without cause? Aren't there labor laws against that? Was this woman once a mayor of a small town? A Governor of a state?
Perhaps the funniest was her injecting herself into this "scandal" by dismissing what Snowden did in comparison to a hacker who broke into Sarah's government and shadow government emails that were off the government's servers.
Why did the United States press serious charges against Snowden? Is she saying that was wrong?
What a buffoon. If anyone but Obama was President, she'd be high fiving and right oning her ass off!
Note to Sarah. Wearing oversized fake boobs does not, I repeat does not, Exempt a bimbo from paying taxes, flat or otherwise.
If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the front porch. You're yapping up the wrong tree!
Thank you to Immoral Minority readers. By posting Sarah Palin's fan's Facebook comments, you have forced a SarahPac worker to police her site. Before IM forced Sarah Palin to clean up her own Facebook there were lots of racist comments against President Obama and Sarah allowed them on her page.
ReplyDeleteThere were also a lot of "I love you Sarah" comments that she eliminated once we started posting them and laughing at her.
Sarah Palin said she could do whatever she wanted to do until the courts says she can't. Looks like Sarah Palin is Immoral Minority's bitch.
I finally just now got around to looking at the tape (with the sound off, naturally). It's clear she's had her forehead pulled up recently but didn't have the brains to have botox in her forehead to prevent her eyebrows from flying up so high that they disappear off-screen when she pulls her usual rubber faces. It's a beautiful thing to see.
ReplyDeletePlease have more cosmetic surgery, Sarah! We love your plasticity! We love the old-lady sinews instead of muscles on your upper arms! We love your frankfurter-casing legs! We love that you wear your shoes 2 or 3 sizes too big! We love your ill-matched hair-pieces and your extensions! You're so rill! Run, Sarah, run!!!