Tuesday, June 04, 2013

Yep it's happening. Bristol Palin and Melissa River's episode of Celebrity Wife Swap airs on June 23rd.


Courtesy of Futon Critic:

WIFE SWAP* 
Air Date: Sunday, June 23, 2013 
Time Slot: 8:00 PM-9:00 PM EST on ABC Episode 
Title: (#811) "Bristol & Willow Palin/Melissa & Joan Rivers" 

I literally cannot tell you the number of times that I thought somebody was pulling my leg about this show.

Even when after I had pretty much confirmed that Melissa and Bristol were doing SOME kind of reality show together I was still not convinced that it would be quite this lame.

After all neither Melissa or Bristol are married, so the whole premise of the show does not work for them. I am still stunned that they would have Willow and Joan Rivers as stand ins for their non-existent husbands. (Especially since you KNOW that Joan Rivers is on Sarah Palin's enemies list.) It may in fact be just about the most pathetic episode of a truly pathetic reality show that I could imagine.

And remember this is a show that once featured a swap between disgraced pastor Ted Haggard and wild man Gary Busey., and an ex-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner's and a woman who makes ALL of her money off of her children.


This must be that whole "living their lives privately" that the Palin troll is always going on and on about.

Can you say "Alaskan Train Wreck?" I knew that you could.

326 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:21 AM

    well that's just stoopid. It should be either BP and SP swap with JR and MR. The dynamic isn't the same - sisters versus parent child.

    Besides the Pee-ers who will bother to watch - then again, maybe Joan will really give Bristol a dose of wake up.

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    1. Anonymous6:47 AM

      I would wager that Joan OR Sarah didn't want to be seen w/each other. I wonder who was the decision maker in this matter as to the Palin house? Suspect Toad - "Whats in it for us?"

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    2. Anonymous7:35 AM

      Joan has self-identified as a Republican voter in the past. She'll do anything to be on the air. Rivers even makes fun of what people wear on the air--as if that's a nice thing to do, right? ABC is a very conservative network and Rivers fits their profile perfectly. as do the Palins. Melissa is only famous for being the daughter of Joan, like Bristol is the daughter of Sarah. See the pattern?

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    3. Uh...Beefy and Wallow going on Wife Swap may not have been such a good move for the Dynamic Dummies! Did they forget what happen to that crazy Republican chick Gina Loudon and her creepy looking husband?

      Yep...they acted like fools and ended up QUITTING the show! And we all know Beefy and Wallow have the biggest QUITTER as a role model!

      Anyone else notice that some TV reality shows are putting on a lot of these crazy, religous tea baggars and showing the crazy side of them...or I should say the REAL them!

      Like those crazy fools in Arizona(surprise! NOT!) who owned a restaurant and was on Ramsay's "Kitchen Nightmares" and the wife had the crazy eyes and the hubby screamed and tried to fight the customers and stole the waitress' tips!

      Yeah folks like this are being shown around the world and being exposed...let's hope they show Beefy and Wallow the same fucking way! LOL!!

      Heads up to the person who has been posting the craziness of Baldy's cult followers from her Fakebook page...you may love to get a gander at this crazy ass Facebook page of Baldy's number one "Fundie Follower"...ole Irma the Prayor Warrior from HELL's page!

      Heres the link...but be warned...some of the commenters are DERANGED with a twist of psychoticNESS for extra flavor! LOL!!

      https://www.facebook.com/PW4SP?fref=ts

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    4. Melissa Rivers is only 4 years younger than Money Boo-Boo, and yet she and Money Bo-Boo's daughter Bristol have SO MUCH in common with their mothers!

      Without their moms - they'd be nothing.
      Without their moms - they'd have to get real jobs.
      Without their moms - where would the inspiration for all THEIR plastic surgeries have come from?

      They both ride the coattails of their mother's success.
      They both have over-bearing mothers.
      They both have manipulating mothers.
      They both have mother's dying to stay in the media spotlight.
      They both are daughters dying to stay in the media spotlight, or at least bask in the glow of their mother's reflected, if faded glory.

      This show will be mocked for time eternal... "Celebrities"? Nope.

      Wives? Nope. Infamous? Maybe. Notorious media whores? ABSOLUTELY. Pure, utter fail.

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    5. Anonymous9:52 AM

      It fits in with the Palin's philosophy of "Living Life Vibrantly", which is a fancy way of saying "All Trash, No Class".

      Cursing, guzzling Big Gulps, Hooker Shoes, packin' Skoal, killin' critters, baby daddies, Hee Haw Honeys...

      All that's left is Todd Palin playing banjo in a reproduction of "Deliverance".

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    6. Grifters. Look it up.

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    7. Oh Gina, I almost wish you hadn't posted that link, sadly one of my FB friends likes it....lol...if he wasn't such a good MW player I would have to defriend him

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    8. Anonymous11:16 AM

      Say what we will, but Melissa did graduate from an Ivy League school. Even though she is Jewish and rich, she still had to have some smarts to get in Penn.

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    9. Joan Rivers herself graduated from Barnard College (in 1954!) with a Bachelor of Arts degree in English literature and anthropology.

      So both Rivers women will, I presume, be schooling both Palin women. The contrast in verbal expression will be hilarious, to put it mildly.

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    10. Anonymous1:20 PM

      I am curious. Do you think Joan believes that Sarah gave birth after that wild ride from Texas? Does Joan believe in the tight abs? Or what would she say about the movie of Sarah patting SpongeBob as if it was her tight abs?

      If not and Joan sees Sarah as the fraud she is would she want to protect the young accomplices in crime and be part of the cover up, too? Sarah deserves an award for best body shiftier of '08. Is Joan going to just ignore all that?

      What a stupid show it will be.

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  2. Anonymous6:30 AM

    Another Palin in a reality show?

    Sarah Palin's Alaska
    Life' A Tripp
    DWTS
    DWTS Allstars
    G.I. Todd (or whatever that loser show was called?)


    How many strikes does a family get in Alaska baseball?

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    1. Anonymous9:38 AM

      Lots of at-bats. Three whiffs every time. They're so consistently bad, like the '62 Mets that some people like to watch and laugh at their ineptness. But I'd rather watch paint dry. Or grass grow. Not as boring as the Palins are.

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  3. Anonymous6:30 AM

    I wonder if the show will feature Bristol's homophobic foul mouth son who was named after his grandfather's prostitute. It would be interesting to see how they can explain his name TRI-PP.

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    1. Anonymous6:46 AM

      For those that don't know - Todd is a pimp - Shailey Tripp, his prostitute, wrote the book "Boys Will be Boys" - everyone should read it! The Palins, as a married couple, are frauds! But, what else is new?

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    2. Anonymous8:01 AM

      6:46 AM

      They really are so Hollywood in that they live the pretend marriage saga and are so not what their consultants and public relation mills try to portray.

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    3. Anonymous9:05 AM

      The Chin and Willow are dull dull dull dull dull. Their only 'entertainment' value is to poke fun at their obvious lack of education and dimwittedness.

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    4. Anonymous12:46 PM

      Why does Bristles always tilt her head, smile with a come hither look? Did someone tell her it is sexy? Well, they LIED. She always looks like her head was photoshopped on someone else's body.

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  4. Anonymous6:31 AM

    Why does Bristol refuse to get a real job? I don't understand. I thought Sarah told us that the Palin's work ethic is STRONG. Then why won't Bristol work? She would rather leech off the proud hardworking real american taxpayer like you and I? How strange. Maybe Bristol is just lazy.

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    1. Anonymous6:44 AM

      It is either failed reality shows or porn for promiscuous girls with no education.

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    2. Anonymous9:19 AM

      This show should be good. It the story of Joan and Melissa Rivers trying to swap out two mentally retarded Alaskan hicks to whoever will take them off their hands. Works for me.

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  5. Anonymous6:33 AM

    I hope Bristol's son TRI-G is featured. We need to make sure he's still alive. After what happened with Ruffles, I worry about the welfare of the many Bristol kids. A cameo from the DWTS baby would be cool too.

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    1. Anonymous8:51 AM

      I just hope they have a wide angle lens for that monstrous chin.

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  6. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Wait. Aren't Joan and Melissa mother and daughter? This makes no sense. So Bristol will be living with Joan? Why was Sarah not included in this show? Too ugly?

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  7. Anonymous6:36 AM

    Jesus Heath Christ. Will the Palin's ever quit shoving their private lives down our throats and pick on the people who can't help but criticize it? What a vicious cycle.

    Note to Palin Sycophants, quit telling us how Bristol turned her back on Hollywood and just lives a quiet, happy, private life with God on her side and whatnot ever again.

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    1. Anonymous6:44 AM

      "Jesus HEATH Christ" cracked me up!!! Still laughing!!

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    2. “We’re Christians Send Us All Your Money” shtick will wear even thinner, I hope.

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  8. WakeUpAmerica6:36 AM

    WOW, just wow!!! what a prescription for disaster.

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  9. Anonymous6:37 AM

    Is Willow Bristol's wife now? I knew incest was an acceptable thing in the Plain/Heath klan but this is ridiculous!

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    1. Anonymous6:56 AM

      Ya get what ya can get if you're hard up in that family.

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    2. Anonymous9:57 AM

      "Ya get what ya can get if you're hard up in that family."


      Ewww! Mind bleach.

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    3. Anonymous12:48 PM

      Will this load of tripe also get an Alaskan taxpayer credit, too?

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  10. Anonymous6:38 AM

    Another Epic Failure for the Hooved One.

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  11. Anonymous6:42 AM

    OT

    Look at that picture of Willow. Let that be a lesson in how not to pose for a picture.

    If you have a wide body, bulbous forehead and a big face, never and I do mean never look directly at a camera. That's why big girls stand at an angle when they take pictures.

    If you noticed some of the pictures of Willow after hair school, you can tell she learned to turn on an angle when she poses. This is free advice, you don't have to be a high school dropout and pay hair school to learn this tip.

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    1. Anonymous7:29 AM

      Willow is not even close to being "a big girl" you jealous old hag.

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    2. Anonymous7:39 AM

      Why did you label your comment off topic? It seems very on topic to me.

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    3. Anonymous7:41 AM

      Oh, look, the bulbous forehead troll is back!

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    4. Anonymous9:41 AM

      Anonymous7:29 AM
      YES< Willow Palin is BIG and WIDE. but dont worry she's still better looking than her big sister and her wrinkly mother.

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    5. Anonymous9:59 AM

      lol.

      Just googled bulbous and Immoral Minority.

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    6. Anonymous11:20 AM

      7:29
      Willow is short and stocky. She is ..she is.
      Also too, I am not a hag not healous. I'm tall and willowy.

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  12. Anonymous6:42 AM

    Fits w/"What's in for us?" Todd statement. And, Joan Rivers did say that Sarah Palin was an idiot awhile back - or something to that effect.

    I'm interested in watching Joan w/Bristol as her personality is so strong and I don't think Bristol has one!

    A clip - preview - to the show shows Todd Palin in it!!! I'm amazed that the Palins are opening up their home to the public...this will be fun to watch as to the kids - Piper and the little guy.

    Amazing!!!!!

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    1. Anonymous7:16 AM

      Bristol is getting acting lessons and this is all scripted. They just pretend you are getting a look at how celebrities are at home, their real personalities and such.

      -what's in it for them- is probably more than money. They need to resurrect past failures and show they can be relevant celebrities.

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    2. Anonymous8:05 AM

      The Palins have several houses, Bristol has hers. They are opening up a stage set up "home" to put on a play. They may show Todd's garage where Tripp learned to curse with the beer boys but they aren't opening anything that is not in script to show what they want others to see and believe of them.

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  13. Anonymous6:43 AM

    I will gouge my eyes out, using a chainsaw, to make sure I do not have to see this show.

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    1. Anonymous11:21 AM

      lol!
      I was thinking hot pokers, but ok chainsaws will work.

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  14. Well, I know what I WON'T be watching that night! I'd rather watch paint dry or grass grow.

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    1. Anonymous8:13 AM

      Have you ever heard of this show before? It is scraping the bottom of a barrel of excrement. I am surprised even Joan or Melissa Rivers fell that far down. I had no idea there was any lower.

      The best part will be how the P-bots spin and make it a holy thing for queenies uneducated brats to be displaying their beauty and talent for the greatness of convincing the USA that Madam Palin is Presidential. Please send the Palin Begging Machine all your money so they can keep lying to the world to feed the imaginary world of her cult.

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    2. No point in adding to the show's ratings. Gryphen will probably post a video segment every week, and we can comment on the show here.

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  15. Anonymous6:49 AM

    Sarah told Bristol to get off her back and make a buck.

    I can see Joan Rivers gigs drying up from my house.

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    1. Anonymous7:32 AM

      Oh yes, kiss of death for Joan.

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    2. Anonymous9:47 AM

      Joan is old, she may not live long enough to see her demise.

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  16. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Interesting how this relationship works out.

    Bristol Palin and Joan Rivers both had facial cosmetic surgeries.

    Both not married

    Both failures

    Both still trying anything to get on tv

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    1. Anonymous7:19 AM

      Please include Melissa, who has also had plastic surgery. She was married, and now she isn't. She had one child, a son. So, Bristol and Melissa are both "single mothers," which is really not the right title for them, since the fathers are still around.

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    2. Anonymous7:33 AM

      Both are daughters of GOP women. (Yes, Rivers has self-identified as a Republican in the past.) ABC is a conservative network....Any questions?

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    3. Anonymous7:56 AM

      That is a ridiculous explanation 7:19!
      So everyone on ABC is a republican? There will undoubtedly be fireworks on this episode due to Joan's previous comments about skank and Bristol and that is why ABC is doing it.still it will be boring beyond belief.

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    4. Anonymous7:56 AM

      Oops sorry 7:19-comment was for 7:33

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    5. Anonymous7:57 AM

      Well, I wouldn't call Joan Rivers a failure. She has had a huge career. She's written11 books, appeared in more than 2 dozen movies, Been active in stage productions, had her own TV show for years, and is honored on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. And she was married for 22 years to her husband. Joan has been a cornerstone in TV for decades. She's EARNED her stripes, so don't compare the two, they aren't even in the ballpark.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_Rivers

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    6. Anonymous7:58 AM

      If you have watched Joan and Melissa's show on TV, Melissa lives in a very large, palatial home that is gorgeous!

      The Palins in no way match the wealth of Joan Rivers! She's been a comedian for years - has her realty shows - has her clothing line/jewelry line that she sells and on and on. The woman is very busy and hard working! That later part doesn't go w/the Palins which we already know.

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    7. Anonymous7:59 AM

      Uh, actually, Joan Rivers has been a successful comedienne for decades and made her way when very few women could. *Melissa* on the other hand-- Joan has been trying for years to get her a career as a personality, but she has all the personality of a pus infested boil. Bristol and Melissa have that in common and that they have coat-tailed their mothers to fame-whoring. This whole thing is just absurd.

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    8. Anonymous8:17 AM

      Isn't Melissa more like Sarah's age, old enough to be Bristol's mother? Sometimes these execs just go with names, thinking the names will bring viewers. How stupid the show isn't a factor if names can bring ratings. It looks like they think the Rivers name is viable. Charitable of her to help the needy Palin name. GOP helping GOP.

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    9. Anonymous8:23 AM

      There's a Joan Rivers fan who won't see the light on this little thread. Ha ha. So Joan "works hard" and that makes it okay to be a go-to gal for pro-GOP ABC? Joan Rivers will do anything to make a buck. She is NOT known as a nice personality in the biz. Wake up and smell the coffee. Do you think she could have made it as a comedienne if she were "nice"? She spoke out against Palin, but then she also rips what celebrities wear for a buck on the air--because that's SUCH heavy, intellectual work. NOT.

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    10. Anonymous8:26 AM

      @7:56 - You're just NOW learning that ABC is conservative? Didn't you learn anything during the Dancing With The Stars days and the Palins? No, not everyone who is on the network is conservative, but the ones who make decisions are. And so Joan enables the Palins and that's okay with you? It's as if you don't know half the things Joan and her porn-loving daughter have done!

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    11. Anonymous8:45 AM

      7:56 AM

      It seems Joan is giving them a showcase to stand up to her and redeem the serial pretend candidate that needs funding. Aren't they super women to stand up to a critic mouth like Joan Rivers? It will be so endearing. Bristol may be ready to start her own Pac and run for office.

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  17. Anonymous6:54 AM

    Celebrity Wife Swap?

    Which one is the celebrity? I see a red carpet stalker and a trial husband stalker and their wanna be somebody relatives.

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    1. Anonymous9:11 AM

      The only thing I can think of is that they are all lesbians?

      Is this finally their Coming Out Show?

      "Wife Swap" with 4 women would mean they are lesbians, no?

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  18. angela6:58 AM

    I'm sorry, there are no words.

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  19. Anonymous6:58 AM

    This explains why she was walking in nature with her coach. She wants to be in sexy shape for all her appearances and close ups. And she did it all naturally with hard work. This is a big come back for a Palin. She will want to be as sexy as it gets and prove everyone wrong about any plastic surgery et al. The Rivers don't hide the work they have done, will they poke fun at her so she can stand up for her claims about health and fitness?
    Did the Rivers sell out? If anyone could bring up the phantasmagorical birth of Trig by a body shifting Palin it would be a River.
    Will they ? ? ? ?

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    1. Anonymous7:53 AM

      Joan wouldn't do this show just for the hell of it. She doesn't think much of Sarah Palin which we already know.

      Guess we'll just have to wait and see if anyone views it and later writes about it on this blog. A clip of the show/preview did show Todd walking in the door of a house and smiling.

      Joan assuredly doesn't need to do this show as she is one busy woman already. Perhaps she's just supporting Melissa in doing it. We already know that Bristol has zero personality. Cannot imagine her being able to handle Joan as she assuredly will say stuff about Wasilla. I wonder if there was an agreement made that Joan cannot say anything 'comedian like' about Sarah?

      Will be very, very interesting! Haha!

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    2. Anonymous10:01 AM

      Thought it was the Palin health and fitness troll for a minute. Like Emily Litella says:

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  20. Anonymous6:59 AM

    Does Todd pimp out Melissa or peek at her nipples with his peep hole?

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    1. Anonymous7:25 AM

      Melissa was or is shacking up with a porn executive. Todd was selling some of his work from the home Fox Studio. That is no doubt how they got together. If there is fame and money involved the Palins won't care about old jokes from another Republican. They only see what is in it for them at this time. Bristol, the Palin name. will be getting attention and in the media as a star! Small town girl with no college off her butt to the Butte to make a buck. She does it all with hard work outs.

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  21. Anonymous7:05 AM

    This makes no sense at all. Joan cannot stand Sarah Palin and has made it known. Why would she possibly want to do a show with these 2 duds who have no personalities at all.

    BTW - what happened to Willow's salon that Palin was bragging about? Another lie...

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    1. Anonymous7:13 AM

      From the looks of Sarah's hair after Willow's graduation, and Bristol's do's and the beauty school blonde bimbo look that Willow is sporting that could be the reason the salon is slow to get up to much more than blow dry.

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    2. Anonymous7:22 AM

      Joan Rivers is not popular anymore. She's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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    3. Anonymous8:00 AM

      Joan Rivers, who has proudly voted GOP in the past, is doing this with other conservatives so her no-talent daughter can make a buck. Melissa = Bristol and Willow, famous only due to their mothers.

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    4. Anonymous8:22 AM

      Willow is one of those can do it all people. She can start up a business as simultaneously starring on teevee. I won't be surprised if they don't have a faux set up of a hair shop where it will look like she is running a high end business as she takes care of Tripp for Bristol while she is hard at work.

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    5. Anonymous10:17 AM

      7:22 You are totally wrong. She's on two successful shows (TV), designs and sells clothes and jewelry and is still doing some comedian shows (which is where she got her start - Johnny Carson Show many years ago).

      She is still popular or she wouldn't continue to be so successful!

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  22. Anonymous7:08 AM

    Reality tv may have finally finished its race to the bottom. I don't see how you get much more pathetic than this.

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  23. Anonymous7:09 AM

    Joan Rivers is not a failure! She's been a comedian for years - has had reality shows that are/were successful - and, currently has another show that is geared toward clothing/styles as to the stars, singers, etc. on the national scene. She appears on the Red Carpet too as an interviewer too.

    She was also married for years, but her husband is deceased.

    But, I would agree w/you 6:51 that Bristol is a failure!!!!

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    1. Anonymous8:04 AM

      No, not a failure. But is is a has-been. She is an overly-surgically improved hag that just rants on and on. Not funny anymore.

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    2. Anonymous8:23 AM

      And don't you know a Palin will next be selling goods on QVC?

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    3. Anonymous10:15 AM

      8:04 Don't agree with you at all! She is not a has been. She's on current shows on TV (her own), appears on the red carpet in Hollywood and interviews stars/celebrities, is on QVC selling her clothes and jewelry lines, etc. She works hard and doesn't need to financially. I think she does it because her husband is deceased and has been now for a number of years, after a long marriage.



      That is NOT a 'has been'!

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  24. Anonymous7:18 AM

    Bristol just wants to live a private life on television.

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    1. Anonymous2:01 PM

      Leave Sarah's children alone! Bristol is sharing her private life of hard working, Christian values and camping. The blood of Christ is in wine....coolers that is.

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  25. laprofesora7:19 AM

    I honestly can't say anything, I'm speechless. The whole thing is absurd. In fact, the Paylins take laziness and grifting to such new levels, we need to invent new words to describe them. Existing vocabulary is woefully inadequate. I cannot imagine 1)what TV exec would think this dreck is viable and 2)who outside of over medicated mental patients would want to watch it? I wonder what the bots think of it...or are they so delusional they believe anything a Paylin does is magical? I have to give the Paylins credit, they find new levels of humiliation that I didn't think were possible.

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  26. Anonymous7:21 AM

    This makes three reality tv shows for Willow. I guess she's officially a fame whore like her sister and parents.

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    1. Anonymous8:28 AM

      Willow has to support her Daddy-less baby just like Bristol.

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  27. Anonymous7:21 AM

    And Joan said skank was responsible for the shootings in Tucson so read it and weep seaopee!!

    http://o.dailycaller.com/thedailycaller/#!/entry/sarah-palin-is-a-nazi-stupid-bristol-couldnt-dance,51adfcc9da27f5d9d0d72e27/1

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    1. Anonymous10:11 AM

      Joan has been so right on about Sarah. She's not afraid at all to say something and that is what I like about her. Plus, some of the stuff she comes out with cracks me up. Bristol is NEVER going to be able to handle her or be able to relate. I'm watching the show just to watch the interaction Joan has w/Bristol.

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  28. Anonymous7:21 AM

    I'm surprised that Sarah didn't encourage the high school graduates of Republic High School to reach for the stars, literally, and plan their future based on getting on to some cheesy tv reality show.

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  29. Well they do have something in common. Both Sarah and Joan used their "celebrity" status to try to give their daughters "celebrity" status. I will say this for Melissa. She at least has some brains and a little talent. I actually enjoy listening to her and her mother talk about the fashions on the red carpet at events.

    Okay, mostly I just like looking at the dresses.

    But still this show jumped the shark long ago.

    Willow and Bristol as a pair?

    And it's Bristol they are going to pair with Joan?

    Melissa is going to end up the "Mom" with Willow. No way she's going to let a teenager dictate anything to her.

    (BTW did Melissa get divorced? I don't remember; did she have a kid or not?)

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    1. Anonymous8:13 AM

      Melissa was married, to the father of her child, and they divorced. On the show it showed her staying at their house while his house was being fogged for termites. This was after she broke up with her live-in boyfriend of years. They broke up I think it was the beginning of last season and Joan was trying to find her a new guy. She ended up dating for a while a porn mag guy. The show showed Joan, walking in on a bedroom romp.

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    2. Anonymous8:27 AM

      She has or had some guy in porn business. No doubt how they all got together and this show was born.

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    3. Anonymous10:05 AM

      www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2101746/Melissa-Rivers-says-felt-humiliated-discovering-ex-boyfriend-Jason-Zimmerman-begging-swingers-sex.html

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  30. Anonymous7:22 AM

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jan/20/sarah-palin-fox-joan-rivers

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    1. Anonymous8:32 AM

      Rivers can help Palin with promotion. There is no organized effort on the anti-crapTVshow side. Dr. Laura's show failed because (aside from being lousy TV) they organised to keep the show off air, they exposed her plants and hypocrisy. Today the public is lazy about the decline of our culture.

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    2. Anonymous9:58 AM

      @8:32
      Exposed her plants? WTF?

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    3. Anonymous12:32 PM

      Plants are the people who pretend to be a guest, fan or audience member.
      http://www.skeptictank.org/gen1/gen00473.htm

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  31. Anonymous7:23 AM

    And again Joan has the skank's number
    http://www.etonline.com/tv/106680_Joan_Rivers_vs_Sarah_Palin_The_New_War_of_Words/index.html

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  32. Anonymous7:24 AM

    lol! This great.
    The "living their lived privately, you don't know them troll is out of a job!!!!!
    Luv luv luv it.
    She can take her posts and shove them up her ass with a dry ungloved finger!!

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    1. Anonymous8:50 AM

      She's very busy at Malia's blog this morning, but Im sure she will make it here to see your post.

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      Go Malia!

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  33. Anonymous7:24 AM

    How can you wife swap with no husband! I guess it fits their mentality!

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    1. Anonymous8:35 AM

      Vanilla sex is boring and not going to sell. Put a couple of females together and it is a hit.

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  34. jcinco7:33 AM

    just another palin venture everyone can boycott..that should about do it for plastic face joan's career...

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  35. Anonymous7:34 AM

    Well folks the seaopee isn't the only ones who can organize.
    No one watch the show-even out of curiosity. Wait for it to turn up on YouTube.
    Don't give the episode any ratings at all. We know the sea creatures number in the tens only so they won't be able to do a thing!

    I would venture to guess Joan and Melissa have final say on the show-Joan is the real celebrity.

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    1. Anonymous8:02 AM

      You would be wrong in your ventured guess. Palin is protected by the powers that be at ABC.

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    2. jcinco8:47 AM

      WTF are you babbling about 8:02?

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    3. Anonymous8:51 AM

      And you know this how 8:02? What reason would ABC have for protecting her?

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    4. Anonymous9:41 AM

      8:02 has a point. DWTS- ABC. There is a reason that Sarah is always seen with a phone in her hand. She is constantly hitting the numbers of her contacts, "Hey, get me a gig on TV." "Hey, get one of my girls a gig on TV." "Hey, Who do I have to ---- to get a gig on TV?"

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    5. Anonymous9:53 AM

      Hey, 8:47 and 8:51 - ABC is owned by conservatives. It's a conservative network. Surely this is not news to you?

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  36. So, does this count as yet another dip into the Alaska Film Tax Credit trough? Just how many times is the state going to allow the Palin's to abuse that system?

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    1. Anonymous8:36 AM

      If Melissa was there to work with the other star why wouldn't that qualify to bilk the taxpers?

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    2. Anonymous10:06 AM

      We'll need to follow this and see if the Alaska taxpayers are paying again. The state would be nuts to pay again because the other shows were failures!

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  37. Maybe Joan will school Bristol and Tripp, especially Bristol, on how to behave.

    Willow might start cooking something; that could work. Is she funny without using Piper as the fall guy?

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    1. Bristol would never, ever take any sort of advise from Joan; the woman has dissed her mom so many times...

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  38. Anonymous7:50 AM

    What's wrong with Alaska? Why do the Palins want out so badly?

    Why don't they just leave Alaska and stop complaining how bad it is up there?

    Stop complaining they don't want to get stuck in Alaska?


    "I have to win this thing. I so don't want to go back to Alaska."
    -Sarah Palin


    Life's A Tripp scene:
    Bristol and Willow Palin talk in a set-up up scene in a coffee shop. Bristol tries to sucker her sister into moving to Los Angeles. Then, she tells Willow that she needs to get out of Alaska, or she's doing to be stuck there. "So, what'dya say?"Willow pretends to agree to the move on a whim. Bristol tells us without any change in the tone of her voice how thrilled she is that Willow is coming to L.A.


    Great job Alaska Film Tax Credit Program paying Bristol to tell people to get out of Alaska or get stuck there.

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    1. Anonymous10:05 AM

      What really is going on is the fact the Palins know they are not wanted in Alaska - they are very much disliked these days. Sarah and Todd have been embarrassments to the State of Alaska - especially now that we all now Todd is a pimp! They don't show their faces in Anchorage and are not very visible in Wasilla. And, as to Juneau, where quitter gov was gov along w/Todd, they aren't showing their faces there either!

      Few have any respect for them at all!

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  39. Anonymous7:50 AM

    I have watched Joan Rivers and her daughter's show, but never again. Melissa was dating a porn guy who had porn empire maybe that's how they got together.( maybe Todd's friend) They are dead in my eyes now. I guess money wins over any kind of moral value! How anyone thinks Bristol is smart, interesting or has anything to contribute to America or the world, is beyond me.

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  40. Anonymous7:52 AM

    As a Republican I, of course, despise the hard religious right more than any of you.

    That is why I do everything I can to keep the Palins in the news.

    They humiliate themselves in public to keep up with all their legal fees.

    Theirs is a slow, slow death.

    And a joy to watch.

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    1. WakeUpAmerica9:03 AM

      I couldn't agree more!

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  41. Anonymous7:53 AM

    As far as I know not one of these women is currently married. Melissa was and her mother was but that was a long time ago. And we all know that the Palin girls are single. Doesn't make any sense to me at all. One thing they do have in common, or maybe just Joan and the Palin girls, is a "potty mouth."
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous10:01 AM

      Melissa is divorced and Joan is a widow. They had a long marriage and he's been dead a number of years now.

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  42. Anonymous7:57 AM

    Reality TV. T Vangelists, Motivational Speakers, Infomercials. Home Shopping Bullshit Products promoted by Has Been's, Once Was's, and Wanna Be's. Self-help sex, slimming, self esteem and tell alls that tell you nothing. All and anything, to make us believe that if we send them a buck everything will be alright. Get off your butt and send me a buck.




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  43. Anonymous8:09 AM

    Was Bristol bullshitting when she said she wants to leave Hollywood and go back to Alaska for a stable life? How come Bristol keeps going back?

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  44. Anonymous8:10 AM

    I think this is great news. It is just one more example of the Palin/Heath clan living life vibrantly. lol...

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    1. WakeUpAmerica9:03 AM

      ROFLMAO

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    2. Balzafiar9:08 AM

      Uh, you have misused one word in your post: "vibrantly" should be "virulently".

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    3. Anonymous9:39 AM

      balzafiar you could add in your post-vitriolically or violently or viciously or vindictively.
      all would be appropriate also there and too
      somewhat still be the rill dill.

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  45. Anonymous8:12 AM

    It's obvious that these girls seek the limelight. If they had a desire to be professional actors they'd have taken the long road and trained, educated themselves in college, and worked hard and patiently go through the same process as their acting peers. But no, these girls get to jump over the 'hard work' and get paid maybe $100,000? for it?

    Yes Republic graduates, if you want a buck, get off your butts! Learn from the masters of buck-making, while you contemplate your futures, like Bristol and Willow's work ethic displayed on Wife Swap.

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    1. Anonymous9:59 AM

      I believe that Melissa has a college degree. She has been married and divorced and resides in a very large beautiful home.

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  46. Anonymous8:15 AM

    When Melissa and Bristol are together ... which one will wear the strapon?

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    1. Anonymous8:50 AM

      Don't know. I think Bristol likes to give and receive.

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  47. Anonymous8:17 AM

    Joan Rivers appeared last month at a refurbished old theater in a very small city in our very small county in Massachusetts.
    To see her flogging her celebrity on a Saturday night in the sticks made me realize that she'll do anything for attention and money. A woman of her age and reputation surely could spend her time more fruitfully -- a few appearances a year...she has plenty of money and laurels, of a kind, to rest on.

    That her daughter (who's a New Yorker if ever there was one) ended up in the sticks in Alaska, consorting with the Palin family, means that Melissa is as desperate for attention and cash as her mother.

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    1. Anonymous8:45 AM

      I don't know, sounds like Joan likes to work, and she only does comedy, no faux-political acts like Palin.

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    2. Anonymous9:00 AM

      Attentions hos are addicted to the flame. Small town is the new shtick. Gotta have a gimmick.

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    3. Anonymous9:58 AM

      I personally think that Joan has a work ethic that is amazing. She isn't married (husband deceased), only has her daughter and grandson and is going to leave them very, very well off. She has a high energy level in that she still does comedian shows, appears on TV in successful realty show (2 of them!), designs clothes and jewelry, can be seen on QVC when her line is sold (sometimes), and it is very apparent she likes people!

      The same cannot be said for the Palin klan. Work ethics? hardly?

      I remember seeing her on the Johnny Carson show years ago which really gained her fame. She hosted the show in his absence at times too. I have a lot of respect for her!

      Plus, Bristol isn't gonna know what hit her when she is one to one w/Joan and her humor. I'll wager the questions or comments are going to be a kick in the ass.

      Would love what conditions they put on Joan as to Sarah. Remember, Joan is on record saying that Palin was an idiot.
      And, she meant it!

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  48. Anonymous8:18 AM

    Hard to do a wife swap if you aren't one.

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  49. Anonymous8:20 AM

    The 21-year-old was confronted by a man who hurled vile insults about her her mother, Sarah Palin, after a ride on a mechanical bull at the Saddle Ranch Bar in West Hollywood. “After that, I just realized that I was over it. I was ready to come home.” Palin also wanted to leave Tinseltown for the sake of her three-year-old son, Tripp.“He’s going to be starting preschool soon, so we needed to settle into a routine,” she explained.

    “When we’re here, Tripp is outside all the time… his cheeks are red.


    Okay Bristol we believe you this time.

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  50. Anonymous8:45 AM

    Celebrity wife swap starring never been a wife Bristol Palin -
    now that’s putting the real in reality tv.

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  51. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Bristol Palin has left the glitz and glamour of Hollywood – permanently. “I wasn’t really into the Hollywood thing,” Pailn told In Touch of her move back to Wasilla, Alaska after a brief flirtation with showbiz.


    Okaaaay Bristol we believe you this time.

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    1. Anonymous9:57 AM

      The show will probably focus on how she left glitz and glamour of Hollywood fame for her simple outdoor nature walking life. Proving once again she isn't into Hollywood she is just another small town girl like her mother.

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  52. Anonymous8:48 AM

    I wouldn't do a Wife Swap with Sarah Palin. Look what happened to Curt Menard. What was it? Water in his airplane fuel?

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  53. Anonymous8:49 AM

    Melissa Rivers is 45 years of age -- old enough to be the mother of both Bristol and Willow.
    How they'll twist and turn and contort all this into a "wife swap" is beyond the normal imagination.

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    1. Anonymous9:04 AM

      I was thinking the same thing?

      Willow doesn't live with Bristol so how is that swapping?

      Can anybody explain this concept?

      This is something thrown together just to make a buck.

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    2. Anonymous9:37 AM

      Sarah wouldn't do the swap as a mother/daughter thing, so she stuck Willow in there instead. Sarah might be waiting for another invitation to another high school graduation.

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    3. jcinco12:09 PM

      sounds more like an unreality show than a reality show. I'm proud to say I've never watched one or even some of any of the palin trash shows and no joan or melissa shows either..also, I'm no snob, I secretly watch the Kardashians even when my trash viewing partner, 20 year old daughter, is away at college..I'd like to see one of the palin girls running around with a strap on the way kourtney was the other night..ha ha.

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  54. Anonymous9:00 AM

    So Bristol is Wife Swaping with Joan, Melissa and Willow.

    It was mentioned in Immoral Minority before that since Bristol was having so much trouble with men that she should consider switching teams.

    Looks like Bristol not only reads Immoral Minority but takes its readers advise.

    Best wishes Bristol and Melissa.

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  55. WakeUpAmerica9:01 AM

    I think "Dumb and Dumber" would be a nice caption under the first pic. Not original, I know, but appropriate.

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    1. Anonymous1:06 PM

      Mom must have dribbled out some inanity like "haters gonna hate, so might as well make another embarrassing reality show." Oh wait I forgot, that clan don't do embarrassment. Too frontal cortex for them.

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  56. Anonymous9:03 AM

    In reality, Wife Swap is really a Mother Swap.

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    1. Anonymous9:59 AM

      In reality, Wife Swap is really one more phoney staged bore of a show.

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  57. Anonymous9:14 AM

    If Willow and Joan hook up, will Willow be considered a gold digger?

    Joan a cougar?

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  58. Anonymous9:16 AM

    Poor Tripp. I can see him looking at Joan and asking her, "Are you my new trial daddy?"

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    1. Anonymous12:36 PM

      Hilarious, thanks.

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  59. lostinmn9:36 AM

    I am so thankful I've never ever thought of tuning into this show. Yet another grifting job by Sara with ABC; soon to be joining NBC at the bottom of the network cesspool.

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  60. Anonymous9:45 AM

    And this is the Bristol that the troll assures us "just wants to live her life as a private person..." Bristol is just a desperate celebrity-wanna-be.

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    1. Anonymous10:22 AM

      I wonder if this is a consultant that moonlights as a troll... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151397798496831&set=p.10151397798496831&type=1&theater

      She is never far from a Palin. She had another daughter that was the light of her life at one time and gave that up to see the world with Bristol. She also has a unique and special place with Todd's affairs.

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    2. Anonymous1:23 PM

      So. Now we know who "Britta" really was. Geez, what was that all about Bristol?

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  61. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Can you imagine giving birth to Willow? No wonder Sarah is crossed eye.

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    1. Anonymous10:01 AM

      Can you blame Todd for having sex with prostitutes. Sarah's hoohoo was not the same after delivering that big head girl.

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    2. Anonymous10:23 AM

      This is a REALLY stupid comment and unnecessary attack. I can't stand the Palin's, but come on.

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    3. Anonymous2:13 PM

      LMAO !!!

      WIN !!

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  62. Anonymous10:06 AM

    Grosses me out picturing Willlow doing Joan Rivers. Willow got the worse deal of the swap if you ask me.

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  63. Anonymous10:09 AM

    Will this be the debut of Willow's new chin?

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  64. Anonymous10:14 AM

    The ABC executives are not doing this to end world hunger. They want ratings=money for their pockets. They are convinced Rivers will attract her audience and help the 10 PEEBots look relevant. Yeah, ABC leans towards crappy TV shows. So this marriage made in TV land makes sense.

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  65. Anonymous10:20 AM

    Anonymous8:15 AM When Melissa and Bristol are together ... which one will wear the strapon?



    Look at that picture of Bristol. Does it look like she needs a strap on?

    Bristol doesn't need a strap on, she has her chin dildo implant and it's always erect and doesn't require Viagra.

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  66. Anonymous10:23 AM

    Wife Swap? Bristol and Willow? What happened to Bristol and Dylan?

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    1. Anonymous1:18 PM

      Dylan got off easy due to his father's influence.

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    2. Anonymous2:22 PM

      Got off easy as in Bristol is a pro at sex, a natural?

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  67. Anonymous10:55 AM

    Wife Swap? So Willow and Bristol are going to display their 'SPREAD YOUR LEGS' techniques for all to see? Neither has ever been Married and both have been Teen Mothers. The Title of the Reality Farce should be: 2 UNWED TEEN MOMS SWAP WITH 2 GRANNIES.

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  68. Anonymous10:56 AM

    it's amazing - the Palins are living proof that all you need to do to get ahead is lie, cheat, steal, fuck, have babies, drink, do drugs, gamble and prostitute themselves.

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    1. Anonymous12:41 PM

      Being a xtain charlatan helps to get ahead.

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    2. Anonymous12:59 PM

      Aint that the truth. And all because Palin was a shiny object. Be grateful the shine has worn off...now the scales have to fall from the eyes of her cult.

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  69. Anonymous11:11 AM

    Wait a minute. If Bristol is going to swap places with Joan and Melissa, will she have time to write her troll comments and keep up with her blog, too, also? And, imagine the look on Tripp's face when he sees Joan. "Are you my mommy? Are you my grandma? You have really had too much plastic surgery, you f......"

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  70. Anonymous11:16 AM

    I think Bristol is trolling for a new "trail daddy" or rather sugar daddy since she has already gone through all the available duds in Wasilla.

    And once again Bristol cannot reach for her dreams without Willow for back up support.

    Surely THIS time in Hollywood Bristol will find a man....

    Maybe Bristol's new "trail mother" Joan will give her some really useful tips in how to be more appealing. God knows, her rill mom failed.

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  71. Anonymous11:23 AM

    I've never watched this show so I don't understand the premise. Is it one of those "reality" shows or is it scripted? Do the "actors" need to be married or are they pretending? What's the point in swapping wives? Is there sex involved? And how can you swap wives when none of the actors are married? "Wives" usually have husbands (men), so what's going on here?

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  72. Anonymous11:26 AM

    I wonder if Bristol worked up this arrangement by herself or if Sarah is pulling the strings. Sarah always insisted on final editing rights on all her "reality" shows; will Joan sit back and let Sarah dictate the outcome of the show? Stay tuned.

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    1. Anonymous12:44 PM

      Sarah team has been dealing with ABC and tv types. It is hard to believe she would give up any of her position to Joan. Did Bristol go rogue? Did Joan turn things over to the Palin curse?

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  73. Anonymous11:27 AM

    Wife swap? More like Mommy swap to me. It might do Bristol and Willow some good to get some tutelage from someone besides their mentally ill mother.

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  74. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn11:48 AM

    Soooo... that must be a helluva deal made with Saint Sarah's handlers, who are most likely the Seven Mountain/Dominionist brigade. How many truly talented actors get the lucky breaks that the Palins constantly get--especially since it seems that the general public could give a rat's ass about Bones McBusty and her brood? How many actors with one failed reality show never get another chance? Coincidence?

    Remember that the media is one of the "mountains" to conquer so they can control the message about being the Right Kind of Xtian as Accepted by the Syndicate. You know, the kind that gets to keep their property and voting rights if the Seventh Mountain (the WH) is ever attained. IMO, this group will continue to shove the tiresome Palin Family Variety Show down our throats until the next shiny, manufactured Xtain object comes along. Some of the postage paid socks at the Asylum have often babbled about how smart Sarah is to push herself into the pop culture arena before she *cough* runs in 2016 *cough*. Look at the number of carefully planned PR shenanigans she's pulled since being booted from Fox, all designed to keep her in the news cycle somewhere--even if it's next to a story about a six-legged alien chicken who sings like Sinatra.

    ABC airs loads of programs that promote "moral" messages, though it's anyone's guess as to why they'd pair Bris with Melissa. Maybe it's just such a crazy bizarre match-up that they're hoping viewers other than the usual 100 or so drooling Bots will tune in. Note to the show developers: train wrecks or natural disasters usually get eyeballs for the first day. Each of the episodes better be over-scripted, top-of-your-lungs, screamin', screechin', crockery-throwin' drama queen doozies for this "show" to last a nanosecond longer than Sarah's political career.

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    1. Anonymous12:49 PM

      Does Joan realize she is going to eternal damnation while Sarah and the girls have an express ride to heaven?

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  75. Anonymous11:57 AM

    LOL

    These no talent uneducated bitches will stop at nothing for reality tv.

    The Palins doing Wife Swap
    Kim Kardashian eating her placenta.


    "As her due date nears, Kim Kardashian is seriously thinking about life after giving birth. On Sunday's season premiere of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," the reality star revealed she might be interested in ingesting her own placenta after her baby girl is born, in order to maintain her good looks."

    Huffington Post

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    1. Anonymous12:10 PM

      Okay Bristol the balls in your court. What are you willing to eat on Wife Swap to top the Kardashians?

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    2. Anonymous12:54 PM

      With the right chianti, why not?

      Delete
    3. Anonymous2:20 PM

      Knowing the Palins, they probably ate worst.

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    4. Anonymous2:24 PM

      Well, Sarah chewed up her kids and spit them out. Just props and surrogates for Sarah, Mommy Dearest.

      Delete
    5. Anonymous2:26 PM

      Melissa is educated w/college - Bristol is not (suppose to only have a GED). Keep the facts straight folks!

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  76. Anonymous1:11 PM

    Why is it only called Wife Swamp when most marriages also, too, have a husband?

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  77. Anonymous1:30 PM

    You are all just sooooo jealous. You also too want a stupid daughter that has no education, no class, and is as boring as a rock. Everyone will be glued to their seats watching this show as what does anyone have to do in the summer? Cookouts, long beach days, and vacation time? Come on!!! Who wouldn't give that all up to watch Bristol and Willow chew gum like cows chewing cud? I betcha this will be a real "WINNING" show like a whole 1-2 episodes before it is never to be seen again. If you all miss it the Pee4Pay I mean C4P website will have links to watch it over and over again in worship of Bristol's great Mother and our future President. ( President of how NOT to be a Walmart greeter) screechy voice you know scares of customers also too. Jealous people geez.....

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  78. Let me see if I have this right: Willow "pretends" to be Melissa's hubby whilst Joan "pretends" to be Bristol's other half.

    And here I thought the Heath-Palin clan was against same-sex marriage!

    How soon till The Toadster pretends to be the wife of some guy?

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    1. Anonymous2:18 PM

      How soon till The Toadster pretends to be the wife of some guy?


      Probably already has.

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  79. Anonymous2:27 PM

    I was at a friends and they said you have to see this.It was a video of Joan Rivers. That woman is insane. The video was taken right before the Roast on Comedy Central. She was in rehearsal and said "I want a drink" . Someone handed her a bottle of water and she threw it yelling I want a real fucking drink.She kept swearing and throwing a tantrum. Finally this man walked over to calm her down and she hauled off and belted him across the face and then dropped to the floor and started biting him!!!When she was substituting for Johnny Carson they said she had" problems" with the truth. I saw her on Politically Incorrect and she changed her political party several times in the course of the show.Total wacko.

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  80. Anonymous2:28 PM

    When will Bristol get married? Isn't she going on 30 something now?

    Also too, when will Tripp go to school. He's five going on six now. Will he be home schooled? Are the Palins afraid that Tripp will spill some family secrets if he goes to real school with other kids?

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  81. Anonymous2:28 PM

    Willow just can't lose that Post Partum Weight.

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  82. Anonymous2:46 PM

    Dave Williams > Sarah Palin · Hey Gov. Palin, My wife and I are thinking about relocating to the "Last Frontier", we don't feel safe here in FL., our family has been here since the early 1600's. Please send us some info on living in Alaska. Thank you.


    Sorry Dave we are unable to find Sarah Palin in Alaska. We can forward your message to her Arizona residence if you wish.

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  83. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Charles Farlinger > Sarah Palin · I would like to RUN for president against obama


    These are Sarah Palin's peoples. They are so knowledgeable about politics and life. Can someone explain to Charlie and to the Sarah Palin fan club that they cannot run against President Obama for the presidency? President Obama is in his second term and cannot run again.

    I think I know why they look upto Sarah, she's one of them.

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  84. Anonymous2:56 PM

    Willow's hair in that picture pretty much confirms that it was Willow on that hike with the baby, no?

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  85. Anonymous3:04 PM

    MORE FROM THE SARAH PALIN FAN CLUB AND THIS ONE USES BUZZ WORDS LIKE GOD BLESS, OVER THROW, MINORITIES, AMMUNITION AND JESUS IS LORD.

    HALLELUJAH KIM PASS THE SHEETS AND AMMUNITION


    Kim Carter > Sarah Palin · Ms. Palin, God Bless You! My own grandfather's brother was part of the Illuminati and my grandfather was a Grand Master, which is one of the highest ranks in Freemasonry. They passed away many years ago but, when they were alive they were plotting to over throw the US Government in order to get rid of the minorities. Every law abiding US citizen needs enough guns and ammunition stock piled. Jesus is Lord.

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    1. Anonymous3:20 PM

      Kim sounds like Tawd Palin a Rill Amerikun Hero!

      Yee haw

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