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I DO have somebody who is in the know about this and from what I have heard this is not a "wife swap" show, but instead a show about single mothers that, as far as I know, has not yet been given a title.
When I first started to hear about this I was, I have to admit, a little skeptical. But as time has gone on I have heard from a number of sources that Melissa and Bristol have been spotted together in Alaska and in LA.
In fact Melissa even tweeted that she was in Alaska back on May 4th.
I'm in Alaska! instagram.com/p/Y5SQmmDvcP/The fact that the attached picture is from the Best Western right by Lake Lucille, makes me think that the show is a pretty safe assumption at this time.
— Melissa Rivers (@MelRivers) May 4, 2013
Now given the benefit of the doubt to my source, whose initial reports seem to have been confirmed, I have also been told that neither Bristol, nor her control freak mother, have any say over the final editing of the show.
Which is kind of interesting, and potentially very entertaining, considering what Joan Rivers has said about BOTH Palin and her incredibly untalented offspring:
Joan and daughter Melissa Rivers appeared on an episode of “Joy Behar” that aired Wednesday evening to promote their new show, “Joan and Melissa” and explain that Joan had recently been canceled from an appearance on “Fox and Friends” for saying negative things about Fox contributor Palin.
“I guess…my mom made a comment like hi, I don’t think Sarah Palin is very smart,” Melissa Rivers said. “Apparently we’re…uninvited to do ‘Fox and Friends.’”
“Well everyone says that,” Behar said. “Even Newt Gingrich is practically saying that.”
“[Palin's] a Nazi, I don’t know,” Rivers said.
Rivers added that Bristol, who participated in “Dancing with the Stars” last season, is “stupid,” echoing her recent claim that Sarah is “stupid and a threat.”
“I voted for her stupid daughter, I should have, who couldn’t dance and I felt sorry for her,” Rivers said. “I should have voted for David Hasselhoff.”
Oh yeah, THIS particular reality show might just be worth watching. "Might" be I said.
Single Moms? So Willow is included? We all know that Willow was Pregnant before the 'Life's A Shailey Tripp' Unreality Show. She was carrying a lot of excess weight on that show. Where are the Daddies? What Pure Christian Daughters you have raised, Sarah Palin. Nice Family Values.
ReplyDeleteBengha-Zzzz: Hillary Clinton’s Approval Rating Ticked Up A Point During Benghazi Hearings
ReplyDeleteOn Monday, we reported on a poll which indicated that many of the people who are most spun up about Benghazi, as a scandal, don’t even know where it is. That poll also showed that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton‘s net favorability hadn’t changed since since March, indicating that efforts to tar her were apparently not working. A poll by the same company, Public Policy Polling, was just released today, and shows that, in the period from just before last week’s Benghazi hearing and just after, Hillary’s approval number actually ticked up a point, from 51% to 52%.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/bengha-zzzz-hillary-clintons-approval-rating-ticked-up-a-point-during-benghazi-hearings/
Hillary Clinton will run the Republicans around the block time and time again. She is far more experienced than any of them and they know it! I'd love to see her deck Issa...he is an asshole!
DeleteIssa is an assa.
DeleteOnly dumb inbred republicans think Benghazi is a scandal. I feel sorry for them.
DeleteWhy would anyone green light this? Joan and Melissa already have (had?) a reality show on one of the networks about Joan moving in with her daughter. I will watch that, but hell no to this! That is unless they make fun of Bristol. I mean, seriously, there is so much material there.
ReplyDeleteI don't watch "reality" shows as a rule, but talk about throwing ish at a wall to see if it sticks! WHEN will they learn that anything Palin gets poor ratings?
DeleteI hope the Rivers have access to DWTS segments from fall 2010, and plan to use some of the funnier Bristol appearances, like the gorilla suit, and the sausage-stuffed look she managed to achieve in that pale lavender dress and the cobalt blue military style dress. Oh, and the batgirl cape posing in that imitation tango...
DeleteUnlike Adderal-addled, anorexic $creech - who people can't help but watch in amazement for what comes out of her mouth, what always inappropriate clothes $he will be wearing, what wig she will don and what size her boobs will be, etc. - Bri$tol is simply dull dull dull.
DeleteLike her inept mother, The Chin has no intellectual curiosity or interest in travel, she speaks in a monotone, has no job, a total dullard. Who would take on a show featuring this whiny loser -- I mean her other 'reality'show was such a big hit --- NOT.
Oh dear... the Palin Curse is about to strike again.
DeleteAnother thing to think about - Melissa Rivers is just 4 years younger than $ARAH.
DeleteWhat on Earth could she have in common with the no-talent, under-schooled, culturally illiterate Bri$tol, other than plastic surgeons?
She's in it for the cash.
DeleteBristol attracts the younger crowd and benefits from her mom's name recognition that gives her a possible future.
Melissa doesn't attract the younger crowd, nor benefits from her mom's name recognition, except to the older crowd that gives her no possible future.
Melissa can use Bristol till she doesn't become useful anymore then fall back on mom's old contacts for a plan b.
Fame is fleeting and Bristol will probably be fleeting sooner than later but while the kettle is hot might as well pour a cup.
we can only guess that Bristol and Sarah will be the butt of their jokes. Why would anyone watch it, otherwise? Palins are willing to do or say anything if they are getting paid for it--even film something that makes Piper and Tripped look like total idiots. This has got to be the most unpopular family in America--Dad runs a prostitution ring; Sarah has an affairs with her husband's business partner; Track goes off to join the military rather than face jail time for vandalizing school buses; Gramps writes a book about Sarah being his favorite daughter; Creepie Chuckie pretends that he is a gold miner, even when we have seen Sarah's show where he didn't know nothing about gold mining and Gramps is now a big game guide, but for Sarah's show they had to hire a guide to teach the two how to hunt animals who are just quietly minding their own business and no threat to the Palins; Willow has her pregnancy scares and is anti-gay and a bully, but she is the most likeable in this family of losers because she got her GED and went to study abroad for six or eight days; and the expert baker, Piper, who adds her germs to the cake mix batter because she thinks licking the spoon is what all good cooks do. And don't forget the story of the virgin Bristol Bay, who will sleep with anyone who can remember her name the next day.
DeleteJoan Rivers is far more experienced and talented than Sarah Palin ever thought of being. Cannot imagine Joan even being involved w/her. If Palins have no editing power - that will be a hoot, I'm sure. Hopefully, she'll highlight the stupidity of the Palin klan!
ReplyDeleteMelissa doesn't always agree with her Mom, and this is one of those times.
ReplyDeleteGag, M will try to resurrect B after the evil Tripp called F-word and made her look so awful. M may feel sorry for her? That would be so harmful to all children to promote any Palin's parenting techniques. We'll see. too bad if M has lost her marbles.
Deleteit looks like Bristol is avoiding any real work once again, desperate to e back on the reality teevee gravy train.
ReplyDeleteFamous for getting pregnant with ho other accomplishments, whatsoever.
She has had her REAL job since Tripp was a baby. It's not necessary to fabricate things.
Deletewhat pray tell "real" job?
DeleteHer REAL JOB is MAKING BABIES and Interviewing TRIAL DADDIES IN BED. It's not necessary to fabricate things like Sarah and Bristol did with Sarah's Faux Pregnancy and Bristol's 'I'M NOT PREGNANT' DWTS 1ST appearance. Anybody with common sense who saw Bristol on DWTS 1 will draw the conclusion that she was PREGNANT.
DeleteIt may not be necessary to fabricate but check out the Nancy blog. That is pretty much 99% unnecessary fabrication. Like her chin and the pretend virgin act she has been working. Talking to teens about "life" when the Palin ideology is more pro death over all. It isn't necessary to fabricate but she is becoming as skilled as her mother.
DeleteReal jobs that early 20s, barely GED-passing people with no marketable skills don't allow you to take off time to do reality tv shows and whatnot.
DeleteMakes ya wonder what Bristol has on her mother, doesn't it?
DeleteGolly, gee-whiz - all the courting of Hollyweird by $arah, just to get no-talent Bristol her very own TV show(s)... over and over and over again.
You'd think $arah is repaying Bri$tol for a big favor, and must stay in her good graces... for her own sake... or Bri$tol just might turn on $arah and spill some family secrets...
What do you suppose this former teen mother HAS on her own mother, that would send $arah groveling to Hollyweird over and over and over... hmmm...
Bristol is at the heart of Sarah's deception regarding Babygate. IF Bristol has figured out she has this much leverage (power) over her mother, then Sarah better be very very nice to Bristol. Bristol wants another reality show? Of course Bristol darling, Mommy Dearest will comply. Go for it Bristol - you got the goods on your parents.
DeleteBristol is a lazy slob who has never worked a day in her life. She is a worthless leech who does nothing but eat and breed.
DeleteMaybe Melissa will tell the Chin to try to get a career that doesn't involve telling everyone that her mommy is so hot. And dissing the father of her son, thinking that she will look better. Levi has come out of this entire matter looking like the better of the two losers.
Deletelike mother, like daughter. Palin family of grifters are dim witted gnats--parasites doing their best to ruin all that is good with America. Thanks, Mr. McCain. You really scraped the bottom of barrel on this loser.
DeleteThis time bristol will follow that single mum farah abraham who made a sex tape and sold it to porn company "vivid"
ReplyDeletedesperate, hunger for fame + money, people will do anything to fulfill their need.
Pathetic, isn't it?
DeleteShe made a porno with vivid, pretended it was a private sex tape (despite making it with one of the most popular male star right now), and "sold" it to vivid.
DeleteShe's a liar and a fame whore, just like Bristol.
Bristol is doing ANOTHER reality show about being a single mom? She already drove that subject into the ground. So, five years later, Bristol is STILL single? Still trying to make a living off her son? Or is she pregnant again? Maybe she will bring all the rest of her kids out of the closet? geex - she is just like her mother. Both of them.
ReplyDeleteStill single because everyone knows what a disgusting loser she is and they don't want her. She will be alone forever.
Deleteexploiting her son--just like Mommy Dearest does to her special needs child. No kid deserves these two dingbats in their life!
DeleteMelissa and Bristol are making a sex tape.
ReplyDeleteIs Melissa still with the porn boyfriend? Aren't they living in sin? Why would a good Christian girl hang out with someone like that? That Bristol has zero morals and no integrity. Will she try to convert Melissa to buy into her God trip?
DeleteUpdate on the Bristol Palin/Melissa Rivers reality show.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me they're going to show BP' s sextapes?
is there an as yet new low in IQ required to watch something like this ?
ReplyDeleteYes, they are trying to attract the Honey Boo Boo viewers. At least Honey Boo Boo's mother finally got married. Maybe that's a theme for Melissa. Getting the single mom back together with the father(s) of her children.
DeleteI've never seen anything having to do with Honey Boo Boo, but from what I've read, that family has a joy and goodness about them along with the spectacle. The Palins have no joy or goodness.
DeleteIt sounds like the show hasn't been picked up yet. Did the Rivers women buy into the hype that featuring a Palin is a big plus for attracting TV execs? Cause every reality show network and producer is in a death match over who grabs Bristol next after she single-handedly saved the Lifetime network!
ReplyDeleteI'm curious whether Melissa plans to feature Bristol for one or two episodes or if they're co-'stars'. Either way, I'm only interested in keeping the Palins OFF my tv so I wish Melissa the worst possible luck with this project.
When you're desperate for attention, you take what you can get, I guess.
DeleteWhat an idea. Melissa can go around finding all the single mothers raising children by themselves. I would like to suggest the Octomom, who really does need the money. And, there is no father who wants to share custody. Then, there is Kate of what used to be Jon and Kate. She's got a bunch of kids to handle on her own, whether Jon comes around to lend a hand or not. Then, I'd go for real celebrity type single mom. How's Mrs. Tiger Woods doing with her kids?
DeleteElin Woods has WAY too much class to be part of a reality show. Besides, she is raising two kids to be decent upstanding human beings.
DeletePlus Elin Woods doesn't need the money. Bristol & Sarah must be desperate for money to take on a show that they can't have the final editing on. I think a show with Sarah and Joan would have been better. Bristol is such a dullard.
Delete$arah Palin was so desperate to keep her name in the news that she scheduled a high school graduation speech just to keep the attention on her. Bri$tol also wants to get attention and be a celebrity wannabee so she can woo the Rivers clan to come to Alaska and help $arah get more tax credits so she doesn't have to pay any taxes on her millions. Rivers can show Americans what phoneys and dim wits the entire Palin family are. Willing to look like fools if they get enough money--"what's in it for us?" sums it all up. This certainly will show that the Palins are willing to say or do anything if they get money. Greedy --will even do porn if they get paid enough. And that dermatologist in Anchorage lets his office manager have some more time off--maybe Melissa Rivers will interview this employer because we all wonder what Sarah does to make him happy to keep Bristol as his most valuable employee and give her the big pay check whether she comes to work or not.
DeleteSarah and Bristol, will the real Ricky Hollywood stand up?
ReplyDeleteThese two bitches are something else. Sarah wants to be vp and win the election so she doesn't have to go back to Alaska. Turns out Washington DC doesn't accept Sarah and her Facebook empire, so Sarah reverts to calling all of them assclowns.
Bristol is having a terrible time in Hollywood with her failed reality show, cries and wants to go home. So she goes home to have a normal life but wait. Not through with reality tv, Bristol goes to DWTS and cries again. So now what? Bristol goes back to Wasilla only to get that reality tv bug up her ass again with some reality show with Rivers.
In the end, Bristol walked out of the crowded bar but was shown breaking down in tears in the parking lot as she called boyfriend Gino.'I want to go home,' she screamed into the phone. 'I can't believe the hate we have to put up with it.'Later she called her mother from the car and complained: 'I can't believe this is what my life has become.'
Boo hoo hoo
What did Bristol expect? That she would be welcomed with open arms embracing her grifting ways?
DeleteJust can't help herself, can she? She wants fame and easy money and therefore, refuses to learn from her mistakes. Any ridicule she gets this go-around she bloody earned...end of story.
Deleteeven Hollywood remembers how the Palins went to that pre-Oscar event and took all the gift baskets. They lied and said they didn't--but Sarah couldn't find any record of making a donation (as expected). Fans of Dancing with the Stars knew the Palins were cheating on the voting system, but again, the Leader of the Christian World insisted that her daughter was more talented than what everyone else thought. It is hard to have any energy if you are pregnant and gaining weight every week. Poor Mark Ballas was given a thankless job--pretending that Bristol was trying and not getting a hernia from lifting the beached whale. Having the walrus twice for a dancing partner was cruel punishment-and then having to fly up to Alaska and be Sarah's dream boy must have been terrible!
DeleteThis is really starting to piss me off. I think about all the intelligent, talented, hard-working actors out there struggling to get a break, and then this serial assclown gets another show. Clearly SHIT FLOATS!
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way about the Palins and the Kardashians. No talent but lots of bucks to make. Wonder what the E! network is really all about.
DeleteBeaglemom
Its not Bristol, she has no talent. Its her last name and Sarah Palin's buddy Burnet in Hollywood
DeleteWow. You know NOTHING about the business. I suggest you get a life. You really have no reason to hate or bitch when you spend your days hating on a hate blog. Go LIVE.
DeleteWhy'd she go to Alaska when Bristol was down in the NW? B was down here the 5th.
DeleteClearly, you're one of the least productive people in the world. Why don't you go create the life you want. ANYTHING is possible.
DeleteWe all have different paths. Why be a bitchy hater Anon? THere's a reason you're life is pointless. You're here and not living.
Please think about that.
Wow. You know NOTHING about the business. I suggest you get a life. You really have no reason to hate or bitch when you spend your days hating on a hate blog. Go LIVE.
Deletelol says the serial troller who spends her time on the blogs responding to people on blogs.
Idjit.
Anon 4:02 - You do realize you're here too, right?
DeleteActually all of us around here do have great lives but the continuous stank, hatred and bitchiness of the Heath/Palins has rubbed off on us and we just can't help ourselves sometimes. Besides, it's fun getting under your and their thin skins.
Can't let ol Granny Inc grift with complete impunity and maybe, just maybe, we've saved some poor old soul a few bucks that they might have mailed to this roaming band of gypsies from Wasilla. We like to think of it as doing our little bit toward truth in advertising and scam avoidance.
You Palin kids have to stop posting comments here. Piper, don't you have homework? Or, are you the newly paid "consultant" in charge of hating on the haters? What am I saying? It could be Bristol or Willow, too, also. Neither of them can write at a high school level. Ah, yes, Sarah's well paid consultants.
Delete4:02 PM - "You're here, not LIVING."
DeleteOh, the irony! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Just like your idol, do you even THINK before you post???
Hey Anonymous 4:00--I do know something "about the business" having sponsored several struggling actors and artists. You see I worked my ass through college (full time factory job while pulling a 3.8 GPA in chemistry) and graduate school (full ticket at major university). ALthough neither of my parents had an education beyond high school and my father wasn't in a high paying job, they instilled in me the importance of hard work and getting an education. I took their lessons to heart and worked my butt off. I founded two companies; the second of which I sold for over a $100 million. THis allowed me to "retire" to a career of doing public service work and as mentioned above helping other intelligent and talented people get break. Sarah Palin and her spawn are the antithesis of everything I believe in and love.
DeleteKudos to YOU, 5:37 PM! What a sick family they are.
DeleteSo that work, 5:37, when all you had to do is get pregnant as a teenager and grift your way to fame and fortune.
DeleteSigh. Remember when the American Way used to be that, with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, you could achieve your dream? Now it's, be the shiny disaster of the moment the public can't look away from.
Bri$tol is making her way through life on the fact that she got knocked up. Oh, and that she's a Palin. So far, its worked.
DeleteHow many times do you want to remind the public that you got KNOCKED UP AS A TEENAGER and therefore think you are so very special that you deserve a TV show?
Knocked-up teens are a dime a dozen - right $arah?
Melissa Rivers does not seem to be a stupid person but why on earth would she do a show with Bristol Palin? It simply does not make sense at all. They might both be "single moms" but Rivers was married when she had her son and she has a genuine job even though it's a kind of "keep it in the family" job. Bristol is many years younger, is totally uneducated in comparison, has never been married and does not seem to have a job. And their two sons are close to ten years apart in age.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
And Melissa graduated to Penn.
DeleteYou have to be smart and or Jewish and or rich to go to Penn.
You have to be Jewish to to Penn? Wow, what rock did you crawl out of? is it in Wasilla?
DeleteAnon at 4:25 pm. I grew up in the Philadelphia area. You have to be smart to go to Penn. It's a private university so it is expensive. You do not have to be Jewish to go to the University of Pennsylvania.
DeleteBeaglemom
Single Bristol is having so many problems.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't get her baby's daddy to marry her.
Couldn't get the abstinence thingy to work.
Couldn't get the trial husband thingy to work.
No Dylan
No Levi
No Ben
No Gino
No Mark
No Kyle
No Joey Junker
Why doesn't Bristol try the Gay lifestyle?
What could it hurt?
It will increase her odds of finding a mate.
That would be an interesting reality show.
DeleteCouldn't get the medical office manager job to work.
DeleteCouldn't get the Arizona house to work.
Couldn't get the Arizona college to work out like she announced.
Couldn't get the dancing career to work.
Couldn't get the condoms and cramp pills to work.
Couldn't get the new chin to work or look right.
Couldn't stop Levi from marrying Sunny.
I'm not a doctor but I think Bristol has the Sarah Palin Curse?
im not a doctor's doctor, but your diagnoses of symptoms makes me think you may be a funny genius doctor.
Deletewouldn't it be oh so funny if Bristol and Piper and Willow are all gay? All those negative comments! Even Tripper would be hitting them and dropping f bombs. Maybe the reason they make all those anti-Gay comments are because they are fighting it and afraid to come out of the closet.
DeleteSpeculation? I've seen this NOWHERE and I work in PR.
ReplyDeleteI still think it is mostly bull. Maybe a grain of reality to some part. Melissa went to Ak. She could talk to Palins. They are both in the business so to speak and they could bs each other like happens. Someone has an interest in "leaking" a fabrication. It happens.
DeleteWord of the day for 4:42?
Delete"fabrication"
Your comments are practically incomprehensible.
Melissa and Bristol are two peas in a pod. Both unappealing, unaccomplished, over-PS'd products of nepotism. Neither of these entitled losers would be anywhere without the permanent rides they've grabbed on their mothers' coattails.
ReplyDelete@anon 4:20 Both of their mothers have had too much plastic surgery in an attempt to halt Mother Nature's natural processes. At least Joan was a funny comedian and had a successful career in show business. Sarah is just a wannabe. I thought that the Palins didn't like those Hollywood elites.
Delete"Am I smiling yet?" Famous quote about Joan Rivers re" her plastic surgery. At least she admits and laughs about her plastic surgery.
DeleteBoth are Republicans. True.
DeleteWho cares if they are both Republicans? What does that have to do with anything. Joan thinks Palin is a moron.
DeleteAnswered below. You sure are resistant to the real reason they are paired together - both daughters of conservative mothers. Did it burst your Joan Rivers bubble to learn she's a Republican? Better question is why you didn't know before ...
DeleteReplied below:
DeleteInterview from 2012:
I'm not a Republican. I'm a nothing! I think they're all a------s. They all should be ashamed.
http://www.amny.com/urbanite-1.812039/q-a-joan-rivers-on-jokes-politics-death-and-barbra-streisand-1.3761406
Oh, how convenient she's now "apolitical," after years of being public as a Republican. Stop being so naive.
DeleteLike Sarah Palin, Joan has been critical of our President. True. Google it.
DeleteShe didn't say she's apolitical. She said she doesn't consider herself to belong to a political party. Don't you understand the difference? She says she still votes and is always watching the news.
DeleteDo you really thing there's some kind of conspiracy here where shadowy conservative producers are handing out reality tv shows to Joan Rivers' daughter? Do you really think this conspiracy would pair a pro-choice, pro-PETA, pro marriage equality fiscal conservative with an anti-choice, pro-hunting, homophobic moron based on some tenuous shared anti-tax ideology of their mothers?
I guess that's exactly what you think.
Blogger is acting up.
ReplyDeleteHaving trouble seeing and approving comments.
I this like the time you SWORE Bristol and Levi were getting married in 6 weeks and the guest list was going on as you typed that post? Only later discovering the relationship ended the day the public found out.
ReplyDeleteyeah, you're a genius. NOT
It'd help if you retracted your lies.
I'm not saying this is a lie. It would be good supplement income and life is about living.
You really are a moron, aren't you?
Deletehuh????
DeleteThose Palin kids are writing troll comments again. How can I tell? Spelling, grammar and OMG it's stupid.
DeleteGo home Krusty Bedpan.
Delete"Life is about living" said the mature, private, family-loving troll.
DeleteI think all of us here on IM are alive, too. Let me check. Yes! Drawing breath, thinking, writing, living!!! We're just like you, only you don't know us, so please don't make comments about/to us, Ms. 411.
Oh, wait.
DeleteI know you meant to write "Life is about loafing."
That's the Palin koan.
4:11 PM Are you Drunk? Your posting is incoherent. Ask Todd Pimp Daddy to tune you up, his 2 incher might help your demeanor.
Delete"life is about living"
DeleteSo, she's not living unless she's whoring herself in front of a camera?
Does Bristol Palin seriously want a successful reality show episode?
ReplyDeleteOkay I normally get paid for my writing of reality shows but I'll do this for free. One time only!
The show I propose for Bristol who is still pursuing the single struggling mom routine is to have a reunion episode with the Mono baby, Trig, Ruffles, Tripp, the DWTS baby and whoever else is out there. Sorta lile a hill billy / white trash family reunion. Of course if we can't find the original mono baby we can just hire an actor baby.
I guarantee one reality tv episode that will have the most viewers ever.
Chapter Two: Guaranteed ratings through the roof. On one of the episodes, Sarah Palin breaks down, cries and tearfully explains that she thought that she and Todd could provide better care for Trig, and that would allow Bristol to finish high school.Whe she made that decision, she never dreamed that she would be selected as McCain's VP. Sarah sobs as she explains that other mothers have covered for their pregnant daughters; she did it for Trig and for Bristol and for love.
Delete5:09 don't you think for one second I'm sharing my commission with you.
Deleteo/t may be Joan and Sarah can do this, along with the typical mother and child in hospital shots of them with their newborn
ReplyDeletebaby bump comparison
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2324586/Kate-Middletons-baby-bump-photos-How-pregnant-bellies-compare-Duchess-Cambridges.html
one would think that Sarah Palin has figured out by now that doing Saturday Night Live was not a good move for her or her Tawdry. They got the attention they love but everyone knew that Wasilla was missing their village idiots. Same for Bristol- ghost writing a book got her big money but certainly made her look like she was dim witted. Dancing showed the world that Mommy could sleep her way into getting the fat daughter jobs but being pregnant and then having an abortion seems to make the Palins look like they are hypocrites. Hope Melissa hammers home her comedy hour with lots of pictures of Bristol the first time on dancing with the stars where she kept gaining weight-also profiles her time spent living with her aunt and being home schooled for five months because she had mono also how poor Bristol never knew that you could get drunk with wine coolers or could get pregnant because you forgot to take your daily birth control pills. Now that Bristol is older and Mama cannot control what is being shown-Bristol is a walking comedy show. And we need a re-play of that cute little rascal hitting his aunt and dropping the f bombs.
DeleteEnough already with the CRAP TV programs. Who wants to watch Melissa or Bristol (besides their money-grubbing families)?
ReplyDeleteBut but but......their last name may be bucolic, but Joan and Melissa are JEWISH.
ReplyDeleteI thought the Palins don't do Jewish people.
What? Sarah Palin wears a Jewish star. I thought that she was Jewish.
DeleteNo, Sarah doesn't do Hollywood elites. Oh, Joan Rivers really is a Hollywood elite. Or, she used to be one.
DeleteLook at the dual pictures above. It is a damn shame, when a 80's something woman, looks cleaner, fresher, and better, than a 49 year old has been. You would have to give the Bitch a couple of shots of penicillin, before you could even think about doing her. Oh, the horror, the horror !
ReplyDeleteGay lifestyle for Bristol? Why not? Everybody deserves to be happy.
ReplyDeleteGive Bristol a Viagra and that chin of hers will make her partner a happy and satisfied woman.
You saying that chin of hers doubles as a strap on? No wonder she's been having problems with the fellers. They're not into getting their oil checked.
DeleteIt's not like the good old days in swinging Wasilla when boys will boys. Right Toad?
DeleteSnort, 5:07 PM!
DeleteWonder if Joan or Melissa will have the gagoolies to ask Mrs CostumeJewelry what her angle is by wearing a Star of David when she actually despises us Joos. I know it has to do with some freaky evangelical fairy tale she pretends to care about but she doesn't seem to realize how it makes her look even more fake and opportunistic.
ReplyDeleteActually thought Joan was more of a shrewd bidness woman than to invest in a project with the loser Palin klan. The Rivers women aren't very popular anymore and this won't help their already sad reputations.
Anonymous4:25 PM And Melissa graduated to Penn. You have to be smart and or Jewish and or rich to go to Penn.
ReplyDeleteSo why is Melissa rubbing elbows with trailer park people who doesn't believe in education or birth control? Is this some type of social experiment?
Melissa must be participating in the "Bring A Promiscuous Out of Work Reality Star Failure To Work Day"?
DeleteMelissa must not have seen Bristol's really bad reality show. Even the TV station airing it moved it to a loser slot because it was that bad. Melissa must really be desperate for single mother material. Maybe there are too many sensible single parents who don't want their lives to be aired on Melissa's show.
DeleteThis single mother stuff isn't new. MTV started it with those teen moms, and that was pretty trashy.
I'm beginning to think that the people in the Palin Family are hypocrites. Bristol posts through a Christian website, and I was under the impression that most Christians were for marriage, one woman, one man, as the only acceptable combination of parents to raise children. Here is Bristol, seeking fame and attention for being a single mother. And, judging from her "Life's a Tripp" show, she's not a very good mother, either. If Bristol is going to commercialize and glamorize single parenthood, she really doesn't have any business pretending to be such a good Christian. And, when is the last time we saw Bristol in church? (I don't think that she goes to church).
ReplyDeleteThe most important part of this story isn't Bristol and her pathetic grab at celebrity. It's what it is doing to Tripp. We already saw him act out. My impression of him that he was neglected and acting out to get attention. Willow and Bristol didn't pay attention to him, or told him that he couldn't go swimming (after them tempted him by pointing out the swimming pool). So, Tripp let fly with some nasty language. Yes, Bristol's doing a great job as a single mother. And,since doesn't seem to have a real job, she might think about spending more quality time with the kid, or better yet, put him in a nursery school or pre-school where he might learn something and learn to play with other kids.
Let's talk about Tripp. There will come a day when he goes to school. Kids can be cruel to each other, and Tripp doesn't need to be put on display as the product of a single mother. Tripp also has a father, a step mother and a step sister who will be cut out of the story. There is a nasty word that accurately describes a person born out of wedlock. At some time, Tripp will be called that name. Using Tripp to advance Bristol's lame attempts to grab at the brass wring is cruel. He deserves a normal childhood, and he deserves to be part of his father's family, too.
That means that Bristol really isn't a Single Parent-- that term would describe a situation where the other parent is missing and not part of the child's life. The entire burden falls on that one parent-- and that's not Bristol's situation. This is really unfair to Tripp, and it should be his welfare that is the most important message in a family about single mothers. There really are women who have no father present in the child's life. Unlike Bristol, they need to balance the responsibility of working, continuing their education and raising a child (or children). Bristol doesn't have these problems. The single parent raising a child (or children) has real problems that Bristol can't relate to. All that she is doing is trying once again to appear on TV, and the person who will pay the price is Tripp. Hey, Levi, take that kid away from Bristol, please, for his own good.
Why didn't Bristol ask Levi for a dog or goldfish?
DeleteAnonymous5:09 PM Why didn't Bristol ask Levi for a dog or goldfish?
DeleteIs it true that Gino didn't want a baby with Bristol so he got her a dog?
What happened to the black dog Gino gave Bristol?
Where is that dog Gino gave her? Don't tell me, the Palins love their dog ..... right next to their mashpertaters......
DeleteNeither Tripp nor Trig will EVER be enrolled in ANY TYPE of public school system - they require BIRTH CERTIFICATES - by law.
Delete$arah and Bri$tol can't insist that the entire school district sign Confidentiality Agreements!
The Palin's will NEVER let those documents be seen by ANYONE outside the family. They are the proof that the Palin's exploited the birth of Trig for political gain.
Yes, I'd be surprised if Tripp is ever enrolled in any Kindergarten, let alone a public one. I think it's more likely he will be "home schooled."
DeletePoor Trig won't get the benefits of the many public programs and services available to kids with special needs.
A show about single moms is insulting to the fathers of the children involved. It's going to look really tacky if Bristol speaks badly of Levi, and there's not much of a show for Bristol if she admits that Levi is part of Tripp's life and that they love each other.
ReplyDeleteThe truth is that there really are single parents where the other parent is totally absent for the child's life. How the single parent juggles work, school, domestic duties and being a good parent is nothing that Bristol or Melissa can relate to. They have help. They live in swell houses and don't have to work. Bristol has no interest in educating herself beyond the GED level of high school. There are real single parents out there, and this piece of crap will be insulting to them.
Melissa Rivers is 45 years old. What can she and Bristol Palin possibly have in common, except for excessive plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteTwo words...
DeleteFame. Whores.
They both leach off of their mother's names?
DeleteMelissa Rivers is 45 years old? Serious? Melissa looks like she could be Sarah's daughter.
DeleteBoth are daughters of Republican mothers. True.
DeleteWho the fuck cares if Joan Rivers is Republican? You've written that at least twice now as if it matter.
DeleteIt doesn't.
Who told you Joan is a Republican? And Sarah isn't really a Republican Everyone knows this. She is AIP John Birch white supremacist party all the way.
DeleteGoogle it. Joan herself says she's a Republican. (?) it's not my fault! And why is it relevant? Think about it.
Delete"In 2002, Rivers told the Montreal Mirror that she was a Republican." From her Wikipedia page.
DeleteWhy would it matter if Rivers is a republican? Is that supposed to mean that she supports Sarah Palin, because Rivers has made it clear she thinks Plain is an idiot. Rivers is also pro choice and pro marriage equality. Plus, most republicans don't claim Sarah Palin anymore.
Delete11:31 - why would matter? Come on. Think about who produces it & why. You really think it's because Bristol has a following? Get real.
Delete7:26, you think of Joan Rivers as some kind of tea party hero or Republican ideal? I just told you she is pro choice and pro marriage equality. Do you think she and her equally vocal daughter are getting some kind of reward for being republican or that the Rivers' brand of humor and politics will be embraced by a republican audience? Melissa Rivers is hardly the obvious choice of Republicans.
DeleteOh, and by the way, here's an interview from 2012:
"I'm not a Republican. I'm a nothing! I think they're all a------s. They all should be ashamed. "
http://www.amny.com/urbanite-1.812039/q-a-joan-rivers-on-jokes-politics-death-and-barbra-streisand-1.3761406
So? There are lots of GOP-ers who are pro-choice and pro-marriage equality. Even Rob Portman (R - OHIO) is pro-gay right now. There are many other issues to consider. You should look into her views on taxes and federal programs, for example. If you want to support her (and Melissa & Bristol), that's on you. She's NOT a progressive.
DeleteWhere did I ever say I wanted to support any of them? I respect Joan Rivers because of her accomplishments. I don't know anything about Melissa Rivers. Bristol is the bottom of the barrel.
DeleteAnonymous5:15 PM You Palin kids have to stop posting comments here. Piper, don't you have homework? Or, are you the newly paid "consultant" in charge of hating on the haters? What am I saying? It could be Bristol or Willow, too, also. Neither of them can write at a high school level. Ah, yes, Sarah's well paid consultants.
ReplyDeleteHomework? You have to be in school to have homework!
@Anon 5:05 PM
ReplyDeleteWhat a nice comment associating Bristol with "Tripp." Isn't that what all the gibberish is about? No one mentions Bristol and Trig...do they?
Why not?
That's her day job. Call it postage, consultant, baby sitter. Who does take care of Trig?
Deletetrig earns his pay licking sarahpac sendmemoneymommaneedsanewpairofshoes envelopes.
DeleteSarah failed as a virgin before marriage, faithful girlfriend, Miss Alaska, sportscaster, seasoned hunter, wife, mother, mayor, governor, vp candidate, energy expert, Obama heckler, FOX commentator, Christian, aged teen fashion model and everything else she attempted.
ReplyDeleteBristol failed keeping her virginity before marriage, maybe her abstinence vow, being a girlfriend and fiance, marriage before babies, Christian, mother, trial wife, dancer, reality star, failed in Wasilla Arizona and Los Angeles.
So why can't she have another attempt in Hollywood?
Trying and failing is in her Palin-Heath bloodline.
I looked up Melissa's biography at Wikipedia. She and Bristol have some things in common and some differences.
ReplyDelete1. Melissa posed in an ad for PETA. Bristol is part of a family that loves to hunt and kill animals.
2. When it comes to being a diva, I think that Melissa is going to give the Palins a run for their money. "She appeared on the NBC reality television program Celebrity Apprentice playing for the Lili Claire Foundation. She was fired in the episode that aired April 26, 2009, after which she stormed out of the boardroom, verbally assaulted other teammates, yelled at the production crew, and refused the obligatory exit interview. Her mother was also a contestant on that season of The Apprentice, and threatened to quit the show after Melissa's firing, but remained and ultimately won the competition."
3. Both Melissa and Bristol have had plastic surgery. At least, Melissa has been more honest that Bristol. Melissa admits that she has had plastic surgery; she states “I’ve had my breasts enlarged and my nose done as a teenager, which was botched and had to be re-fixed, and I do Botox too.”
Read more: http://www.celebrityplasticsurgery24.com/melissa-rivers-plastic-surgery/#ixzz2TPwpgRk2
1. Melissa posed in an ad for PETA. Bristol is part of a family that loves to hunt and kill animals
DeleteBristol posed as a dancing gorilla on DWTS! That counts for something.
Bristol Hollywood
ReplyDeleteWasilla Pretty Woman Goes Back To Hollywood
Who Do I Have To Screw To Make It In Hollywood?
One Day I'll Show Levi
I So Don't Want To Go Back To Wasilla
We Palins May Fail And Quit But We Never Stop Trying
Everybody Can Kiss My Lipo'd Ass
They're all perfectly good names for this new show.
Anom 5:15, When you're applying for a GED do they assign homework? I thought that's the purpose of dropping out of school and getting your GED? No school or homework, no getting up at 6:30am five days a week, no curfew, able to hang out in the Target parking lot in the weee hours of the morning meeting strangers and fellow GED kids, You also get to travel to the lower 48 with your dad and your out of school boyfriend to pick up your dad's snowmobile instead of going to school.
ReplyDeleteNo homework, you just have to take a test.
DeleteThe GED represents the bare minimum of knowledge you need to get out of high school.
Willow is a high school drop out, even though she has her GED. Bristol is likely a high school drop out as well.
Track dropped out of High School as well.
DeleteBut Sarah said Track went to Michigan for hockey?
DeleteTrack went to Michigan to avoid Jail.
DeleteI think you have your timeline wrong 10:38. Avoiding jail was enlisting. Hockey in MI was to gt the hell away from the embarrassing antics of $carah. Wonder if she was hitting on his buddies?
Deleteshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. $arah's fans don't know that Track went to Michigan to stop embarrassing his mommy and went to the military to avoid jail. Fans think he is the All American Patriot and that this is a family who are Christians but don't go to church and don't have to follow the principles of Christianity. They worship the Almighty dollar.
DeleteMaybe Melissa is doing this:
ReplyDeleteMelissa Rivers To Star In "The Wasilla Hillbillies" http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/52456/melissa-rivers-to-star-in-the-wasilla-hillbillies
;)
Hey, Melissa! I have two words for you....
ReplyDeleteMassey Brothers.... give them a call ASAP!
Starting to see a pattern here.
DeleteMasey brothers
Levi
Ben
Gino
How's the view under the bus?
Getting crowded under there?
DeleteI'm not sure I buy this story. I truly can't imagine it being any kind of a regular thing. Say what you will about Melissa Rivers, she is the executive producer of Fashion Police and that is a HUGE undertaking. I mean, it's not like she needs the money. She'll hit the mother-lode one day. I mean, her mom lives in a $29,000,000 apartment and has a "country home" in Connecticut. Melissa and her son Coop will surely never want for anything. LOL, wish it was me!
ReplyDeletegotta be true. Monday night there was an ad on ABC about the premier of the "wife swap" between Bristol Palin and Melissa Rivers airing on June 23rd.
DeleteHoly Toledo !! What has happened to Joan Rivers' face ??? She used to be a strikingly good looking woman. Now she looks like a mutation.
ReplyDeleteSee $carah. That is what awaits you and your face as you indulge in cosmetic surgery. Of course, you already have a head start on Joan, as you, Ol' $cary, are already a mutation.
Look closely at Joan River's chin. Is that the look Bristol was after?
DeleteBristol better find a high paying actress job in Hollywood or marry a rich guy or a surgeon. Cosmetic upkeep can be expensive.
It just AMAZES me how these two throw themselves out there to try to matter to someone/anyone. No talent hicks riding on Mommy's fame.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, VEEP still is YOU, $arah, and "Game Change" reaffirms its Emmy wins every time you crawl out of the mole hole!
I'm getting the impression that the Palins want out of Alaska in the worst way.
ReplyDeleteBristol who had terrible experiences and embarrassed herself and Tripp in Hollywood doing reality shows and DWTS said she's through with Hollywood and was going back home to Wasilla to give Tripp a stable life. But before her wounds could heal and the humiliation could fade away, Bristol is back on the road to Hollywood? Is life that bad in Alaska? In Wasilla?
Sarah who was a mayor and governor in Alaska preached how much she loves Alaska. Well in the past couple of years, Wasilla and Alaska hasn't seen much of Sarah on the streets in Wasilla or anywhere in Alaska. When Sarah used to give interviews in the past, she would talk about the people, land and weather in Alaska. Sarah still talks about the people, land and weather, but it's about Arizona people, Arizona land and Arizona weather. What happened to I love Alaska and proudly wearing the Alaska state flag pin?
We see Sarah doing things like walk-a-thons, memorials and upcoming things like high school graduation in the lower 48. What about Sarah's alma mater? Wasilla High School? Alaska State Basketball Champions? Remember the Warriors? The Barracuda from Wasilla? Hockey mom?
They don't have hockey moms in Arizona.
Did Sarah turn Arizona on us?
Did Sarah turn into a soccer mom?
Did the hunter dressed in camouflage turn into a sun visor wearing pool/sun lounger with her surgeon on speed dial?
Looks like even Willow wants out of Alaska.
What happened?
What about enterprising Todd? He's had too much exposure in Anchorage because of Shailey Tripp. Maybe Arizona, sunglasses, fake mustache and a tan is what he needs to restart his business in a new location?
Delete@anon 8:07 Todd had better not get too much exposure to the sun in AZ. If you add the fake mustache, tan and sunglasses, the cops might ask him for his papers. Is this a stretch? No, it isn't because up until now, Sarah has proudly pointed to Todd's native heritage. That would be the same native heritage shared by Native Americans living north and south of the border (as well as in South America).
DeleteIf they want out from Alaska, could it also be because they are hot potatoes? Do they feel isolated and can't expect any more favors from the Anchorage Police Dept, Alaskan State Troopers and their friends at the state capitol? Everybody is keeping their distance from them and don't want to be part of any federal investigations?
DeleteWhat happened?
DeleteMaybe the bus full of enemies from her mayor and governor days and then losing all her powers and fiends made living in Alaska quite uncomfortable for the Palins.
Can I just remind you that Dancing with the Stars IS a reality show?
DeleteSarah is enjoying shooting the rabbits on the golf course in Arizona. Saves Alaska and big game hunting as a reward for those little favors from Mark Burnett or FOX or Nascar celebrities. Anything to get the media whore attention.
DeleteIf Sarah Palin ever had the huevos rancheros to run for the Alaska Senate, would she ask for per diem to set up her Alaska Senate office in Arizona and ask for more per diem to live in Arizona? Worked before, why not try it again? Just tell your Alaska constituents that you want to work as an Alaskan Senator but live and work from Arizona so that you're closer to Washington DC to handle Alaska's business. They'll buy it. Make sure you wink, lick your lips and wear your famous push up bra to pull this off. The push up bra you wore when you wanted things done in Alaska.
ReplyDeleteI think Sarah Palin is done with running for any political office. Sarah's stock has sunk to an all new low and her ego can't bare any more rejections.
DeleteCurious, has this new show been pre-approved by Gov Parnell to receive funds from the Alaska Film Tax Credit?
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of a sad thought, Bristol selling her image as a Single Mom. She remains a celebrity as long as she remains single. We saw how well that worked out with Gino. If Bristol dates, it changes the script. (What guy wants to be under the microscope?) Anyone who considered marrying her, marries the show, as well as dominating Sarah.
ReplyDeleteWho would marry that simpleton who spreads her legs for a wine cooler?
DeleteLevi wouldn't marry a wino.
DeleteA whino.
DeleteIf I get a couple of buddies to post requests on Mrs. Palin's facebook, will she speak at our Wasilla High School graduation this year?
ReplyDeleteHow much money can you guys put together?
DeleteLet's seen 1st class plane tickets from Arizona, limo, room and board, clothing allowance, make up and hair people, teleprompter..... carry the 9.... taxes....
DeleteSorry you can't afford the forner governor of Alaska to speak at Wasilla High graduation.
I really don't care what that family of grifters, whores, and pimps does as long as Granny Sarahs political career is over and she is nothing but a joke.
ReplyDeleteAdmit it, you would want to see the pimp of Wasilla due the perp walk on national tv.
DeleteWhich brings up how come Todd:
Refuses to call Shailey Tripp a liar
Refuses to sue Shailey Tripp for defamation of character
Refuse to say he had or has any involvement in interstate sex trafficking or recruitment of male and female prostitutes
Why does Todd Palin refuse to deny he had sex with Shailey Tripp and refuse to say he did not pimp her out?
I really don't care what Alaska does with their pimp problem and Tawdry. As long as that nasty trashy family will never be in the White House.
DeleteToad prefers that this all goes away quietly. If he went to court to sue Shailey Tripp and was cross examined then Toad's response would have to be I plead the 5th.
DeleteThe Fifth Amendment protects witnesses from being forced to incriminate themselves. The privilege against compelled self-incrimination is defined as "the constitutional right of a person to refuse to answer questions or otherwise give testimony against himself or herself. ... "
To "plead the Fifth" is to refuse to answer a question because the response could provide self-incriminating evidence of an illegal act punishable by fines, penalties or forfeiture
7:09 are you saying you don't care if pimps recruit young boys and girls into sex trafficking?
DeleteEven convicted criminals in jail and in prison has a distaste for child molesters and men who pimp out children.
DeleteLet's say a man pimps out struggling mothers into the world of prostitution. Do you think it would be easy for that man to cross over and recruit 17 and 16 year old boys and girls? Money is money to these predators. It ain't personal, it's business.
DeleteYou know, they say a lot of rapists start off as peeping toms. Like serial killers start off with killing animals for fun. What's to stop them from pimping? Easy money for the guy who doesn't like to work.
DeleteMaybe pimps, molesters, peeping toms and sex perverts need to go to church?
DeleteBristol has already tried the single mom thing and it is a joke. She is not a struggling, hard-working, 24/7 single mom. She is an insult to all the hard-working, 24/7 single moms.
ReplyDeleteCan Melissa cast a spell and give Bristol some personality instead of whining?
Bristol should be paying Levi something. Without Levi she would be flipping burgers or working for the local pimp. Levi helped Bristol get the feel sorry for me I'm the single struggling mom of Alaska act.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin doesn't hesitate to put blame on President Obama for anything that happens in the US.
ReplyDeleteSarah why are you quiet about the sex trafficking in the military, quiet about rapes in the military, quiet about sexual harassment in the military and quiet about pimps in the military?
Is it too close to home or is it okay because its just Boys Being Boys?
Alaska is a beautiful state. Why do these rich people who claims to be hunters, fishermen, outdoors people want to leave all this open land, mountains, fishing, hunting, boating, snowmobiling, hiking, swimming for the desert which is dry, barren and hot?
ReplyDeleteGet a fresh start somewhere else?
If you're not liked you just move on.
DeleteWe don't like her here is Arizona either!
DeleteWish Palin would stay out of Washington
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