Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Beer company in hot water for omitting mention of God while using quotes from Declaration of Independence. Turns out they were following the guidelines.

Courtesy of ABC News: 

In the ad, which has an Independence Day theme, an actor says, “All men are created equal, that they are endowed with certain unalienable rights: life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.” The Declaration of Independence states ”…that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” 

The ad has aired for about three weeks focusing on the July Fourth holiday, but the company is still receiving angry comments posted on its Facebook page. 

“I guess I should not be surprised that a company, interested only in profit, would rewrite American history for commercial gain,” wrote one Facebook user on Samuel Adams’ Facebook page. “However, abusers of history will no longer receive any of my money to support their censorsed [sic] advertising campaigns.” 

In a statement, the Boston Beer Company says it was just trying to follow a code implemented by the trade group, The Beer Institute, which is based in Washington, D.C., and represents 2,800 breweries. 

“We adhere to an advertising code, established by the Beer Institute – a beer industry trade organization - that states, ‘Beer advertising and marketing materials should not include religion or religious themes’,” according to a statement provided by a Boston Beer Company spokeswoman. “We agree with that, and we follow these guidelines and approach our marketing with the utmost responsibility.”

Yeah you know, believe it or not, SOME beer drinkers don't really want mentions of God during their beer commercials. Sort of takes the fun out of over imbibing don't ya know.

The company was following the advertising guidelines so fuck them for doing so, right?

I mean does anybody really think that the forefathers would give a rat's ass that a beer company chose only a part of the Declaration of Independence for their commercial? Hardly. After all how many times does a beer company even mention the document?

No the only people who would even notice something like this are the brittle, overly defensive idiots who think that religion should be inserted into every nook and cranny of our country. Which is NOT what the Founders intended.

Besides how much damage to beer sales do these idiots really think they can do by throwing a fit over this? After all their queen already told college students not to drink this beer.

21 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:11 AM

    I think their real issue is they don't like the black male bar tender referencing the Declaration of Independence.

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    1. Anonymous6:30 AM

      What's this Negro trying to pull here?

      I ordered a beer, and he only filled up my beer mug 3/5 of the way. Next he's gonna tell me since I didn't build this barstool, I gotta drink standing up. OBAMA!!!! He's stealing all our FreeDumbs!!!

      BEN GAZEEEEE!!!!

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    2. DING! DING!! DING!!! We have a WINNER!!!

      Added bonuses:

      A black man saying "all men are created EQUAL;
      they are ENDOWED with certain unalienable rights".

      A black man saying "we bow to no kings".

      They wouldn't have said a thing if it wasn't a black man delivering the lines in the ad. Period.

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  2. Anonymous4:12 AM

    Had the ad mentioned the "Creator" the same people would have taken to Facebook to complain that a beer ad was taking the name of God in vain in order to make money. It's a lose/lose kind of situation.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Exactly. That was my first thought.

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    2. Anonymous9:10 AM

      Same thought here.

      Mel68

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    3. ... and a Black Man was taking the Lord's name in vain.

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  3. Anonymous4:32 AM

    "In heaven there is no beer..."
    Or something. My dad used to.come home drunk from the bowling alley on beer. I have never tasted the stuff. But these people are insane.

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    1. Anonymous6:32 AM

      Then you know he was bowling and not having an affair. You can't bowl without drinking unless you're 4 or 5 yrs old with the bumpers up.

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  4. Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.
    (Source: Isaacson, Walter. Benjamin Franklin: An American Life. New York: Simon and Schuster, 2003. p.374.)

    Not sure that applies here, but close enough, I suppose, I did read the book.

    Some Christians love to be slighted so they can howl in outrage, but I think much of the country now recognizes and disdains everlasting victimhood.

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  5. Anonymous4:59 AM

    Pour me another, they say, as they demand the bartender to invoke God, with each gulp.

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    1. Anonymous5:14 AM

      And then they go home and beat their wives and yell AT their kids, because you know, God made them boss.

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  6. Anonymous6:13 AM

    perhaps the protestors don't like the phrase "we bow to no kings"?
    the commercial made me really want a nice beer.

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    1. Anonymous6:38 AM

      Taller glasses make the beer taste better. Bar stools should have seatbelts or handlebars or something to hold onto so all of us Constitution Lovers wouldn't fall off our stools so much. Maybe something like NASCAR safety features.

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  7. hedgewytch6:52 AM

    Somehow I don't think Sarah telling the college kids not to drink (any kind) of beer is going to work like I think she thinks it will.

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  8. Randall7:00 AM

    "...are endowed by their Creator..."

    get that?

    THEIR creator
    ...not YOURS.

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    1. Black man.

      Created equal. "Endowed". Bows to no kings.

      And we wonder why they're pissed-off?

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  9. Anonymous7:31 AM

    Creator = Mom and Dad...sheesh.

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  10. ManxMamma8:58 AM

    I knew this day would come. They're trying to take Christ out of the 4th of July. I'm going to start writing a book about my family traditions (eating, drinking, having fun). Some recipes - s'mores, and how we make a pilgrimage to Sam Adam's Boston birthplace and onward to the Sam Adam's Brewery!

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  11. Beldar J Conehead4:33 PM

    "Barkeep, gimme four cold Sam Adams' to go, please. Got a long drive home!"

    (Disclaimer: Beldar J Conehead and the employees, shareholders and board of directors of Beldar J Conehead International Enterprises, LLC, NA, Inc do not condone drinking and driving. But seriously, try a cold Sam Adams Boston Lager for an extremely delicious beer. )

    As the slogan says
    "Sam Adams: the beer Jeebus would drink, if Jeebus drank beer"

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  12. Anita Winecooler5:55 PM

    "Think Sam Adams, don't drink Sam Adams"? Lady Big Gulp taking away people's constitutional right to choose the brand of beer of their choice- what a snob!

    One would think "those people" wouldn't have any problem at all with choosing Samuel Adams beer. Didn't God guide his hand as he signed the Declaration of Independence?

    As others said, I think "those people" are more upset with the bartender's race and being included in those whose freedoms the document protects.

    Next year, they should have Wanda Sykes as the barkeep- that should push them over the edge!

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