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A conservative Christian political consulting firm nearly gifted Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R) with a vibrator, according to court documents obtained by BuzzFeed.
The CEO of Strategy Group for Media, Rex Elsass, reportedly sent “female pleasure machines” to Bachmann by accident.
In hopes of helping with her migraines, Elsass intended to purchase an electronic head massager for the conservative congresswoman. He sent an employee off to buy the device, but the employee purchased something a bit different and mailed it to Bachmann.
The electronic device did vibrate, but it apparently was not designed to be used on the head.
Sources familiar with the incident told BuzzFeed that the Christian group intercepted the gift before Bachmann was able to open it.
Strategy Group for Media was lucky. Bachmann would have likely been baffled and insulted by the gift.
"Baffled and insulted by the gift?" Please, Michele Bachmann is married to THIS guy.
I imagine that if the device had not been intercepted Bachamnn would have opened it, kicked everybody out of her office, locked the door, and spent several hours baffling her insulted naughty bits until she blew a fuse or blacked out from exhaustion.
Sent it accidentally, please.