He asked me why she was not flattered by that?
I told him that flattery might get you into the bedroom but after that you need to let her know it was worth giving you the shot.
He did try just about everything, including pleasuring himself before approaching her for sex, but nothing seemed to help.
In the end she left him for her boss, who apparently was not much for flattery but all about her orgasms.
I am always amazed by things that people volunteer to share with me. No idea why.
You were "amazed" by what people chose to share with you?
ReplyDeleteI was "horrified" by what people chose to share with me!
Still am.
BTW, it wasn't because your friend was "so turned on by his wife", it was because he had sexual dysfunction. 'They' always blame the wife by framing it that way.
I knew a man like that who the second time around married a woman who barely turned him on. She thought he was the world's greatest lover because he lasted forever.
Doesn't the word eyaculators usually spelled with a "J" instead of "Y"?
DeleteOr is that a Spanish translation? Toro!
Especially as you are inclined to kiss and tell!
ReplyDeleteWhy would I be flattered by a man's sexual issues?
ReplyDeleteI recognize that they aren't his fault, and I'm not going to laugh at him. (At least to his face.) But be flattered? Nope. There's nothing flattering about that. It's not even connected to me in any way. Dude would have the same issue if he were watching porn.
Well folks, in today's world, there is this thing called GOOGLE.
ReplyDeleteThere is a truly mind blowin plethora of good tutorials (ahem) on pleasing your partner of any variety.
For someone to remain ignorant about the opposite or same sex partner's physiology, G spots, and the like is just plain sad in the 21st century.
Same goes for literally anything else you might need to know about.
OK, there's not much on brain surgery for home users, but barring stuff you shouldn't be trying, point your over eager friends to google, Bing, etc.
I'll be the resident prude here...
ReplyDeleteWhile I found the image a bit humorous, I really did not need to know about your friend's sexual frustrations. Way too much info.
Or maybe I'm just tired of Anthony Weiner stories and Geraldo selfie pics. My God, we're supposed be a civilized society... is it really that difficult to keep our clothes buttoned and zipped and NOT share our "assets" to the world?
Some days, I feel as though there is a large faction of men who buy a webcam or cellphone and immediately think "oh boy! now more women can be impressed by my magnificent woo-woo".
Yes, I said "woo-woo".
- Resident Prude
Woo-hoo!!! I think I heard a woo-woo.
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