We invite you to join us for a free Ag PhD Field Day on our farm near Baltic, SD on Thursday, July 25th from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m.! Our goal with the Field Day is to create a one-day event where you can learn more about how to raise better crops by hearing from a host of expert guest speakers, seeing new technologies in the field, participating in hands-on demonstrations, and visiting with other top farmers from around the country.
And they invited Sarah Palin to be a "featured speaker" why?
Here is a list of others who are also speaking:
- Guest speakers including Sarah Palin
- Corn Panel featuring Darren Hefty & several high-yield corn farmers
- Soybean Panel featuring Brian Hefty & several high-yield soybean farmers
- Wheat Panel featuring Rob Fritz, Phil Needham, & high-yield wheat farmers
- Estate Planning with one of the top estate lawyers in the country
- Drainage Law with one of the best drainage lawyers in the country
- Grain marketing sessions with grain marketing experts
- Crop insurance sessions
- Live Ag PhD Radio Show with Brian & Darren
- Speakers on irrigation & drainage through tile lines plus a live tiling demo and a lift station
- Brian & Darren give their evaluations on the field plots
- A special Brian vs. Darren field day section with corn, soybeans, and wheat
I mean is she going to blame the poor crops on Obamacare?
Is she going to support the farm subsidies while condemning the President's "socialist agenda?"
I really don't get it. After all this woman's whole mythology is based on killing animals for meat, NOT growing vegetables for healthy eating.
But perhaps the reason they invited her was to find out HOW she took such a barren, lifeless, and infertile area as this:
Maybe she will tell them how to build a scarecrow in her image? THAT would scare the crows away, especially if it wore one of her roadkill wigs. I wonder if they will recognize her from the old photo? As soon as she starts screeching, they will know it is really her.
ReplyDeleteI think Monsanto holds the patents for that titty growth magic elixir formula. But it doesn't seem to work all the time, as evidenced by Sarah's fluctuation in *boob volume* on a day-to-day basis. Sarah never knows until she gets dressed how big her titties are going to be that day. That's called living vibrantly.
DeleteThe wig thing is old and, again, makes you look stupid.
Deletesays 2:19
DeleteThe wigs are old and stupid. There , fixed it for ya.
Pig in a wig!!
DeleteLove that, from a commenter down below
2:19 PM Sarah Palin is OLD and the Wigs make her LOOK STUPID. Also Too, those inflatable Ballons on her chest LOOK STUPID. I hope that you are not one of her Stupid, Grifting, Unwed Baby Making Daughters.
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ReplyDeleteIn my interpretation, those 'high yield' soybeans and corn and wheat are all euphemisms for GMO soy and corn and wheat.
So... In my logic then $arah is an expert on it, because $he grew her 'girls' because she used GMOs. :)
Why BigAG hired her! Everyone is pissed off at Monsanto wheat GMOs and BigAg. Who better to placate the idiots?
DeleteSarah fucking palin.
Maybe she will do her "cooking show" schtick again...
How come Todd is not a guest speaker? Todd can address harvesting prostitutes and making money without going to prison.
ReplyDeleteThe farmers understand the effects of fertilizer on growing crops but they'll be jealous that she doesn't have to pay Monsanto big bucks for hers.
ReplyDeleteAll she has to do is open that screechy maw and the sh*t flows like water down her barren wasteland and voila!, tits comes a cropper!
lol
ReplyDeleteIt's simple Uncle Gryph - she's going cause they will pay her!!!
Or, someone has a real sense of humor since she talks shit = fertilizer salesman.
Or, maybe she had a childhood love of seeds.
This oughta be good!
Any IMers live in SD? Showup and ask her some questions??
Sarah shovels shit every time she opens that big, nasty mouth of herd. That shit will fertilize your plants and crops. As an unending source of cheap, renewable fertilizer, she's a national treasure. As a former loyal Southpark fan, I can visualize the plot line about Sarah going around the country, screeching and spreading her shit everywhere. Kind of like she does now, except the speaking gigs have been reduced to micro-crowds, because of the toxicity of the shit she spews.
DeleteSarah’s going to learn them all about how she saved Matanuska Dairy by giving all her cow-loving high school pals $100,000+K jobs. The bankruptcy only cost the state of Alaska $750,000. But hey, all her friends had cash to donate to her PAC – socialism is the Republican way! ///
ReplyDeleteThat dairy is doing well. Not that a private business is yours.
DeleteIs it? Or an iteration of it. Franci's daddy did very well buying up those seized equipment and bought it for a song while continuing to have the state offer him no interest loans with no collateral and whatnot. Havemeister
DeleteThe Matanuska Creamery is bankrupt. The Havemeister Family farm is still producing and selling milk on their own. Mrs. Palin had nothing to do with that.
DeleteThat dairy went bust a few months ago. Kyle Beus has been indicted for fraud involving Federal grants. Get your facts straight. Lost of corruption happened there and there is a Legislative Audit going on right now of those folks.
DeleteHer speech title........"HOW TO LAUNDER $4 MILLION TO A HANDFUL OF ALASKAN DAIRY FARMERS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!"
ReplyDeletegenetic engineering?
ReplyDeleteC’mon Gryphen! The Palins are fishermen and are eligible for farm subsidies. If they haven’t taken them in the past you can be assured they will in the future! FREE MONEY!
ReplyDeleteNo Palins have been seen at Bristol Bay that I know of. That's the only place they have permits to fish.
DeleteTrack was supposed to take over the fishing biz from Todd a few years ago. Man, their place was a mess - old gear and junk piled all over, overflowing sheds, etc.
Any intell from BBay?
white trash wasillabillies
Deletelol Anon 11:11 talking like they know what they're talking about. smh
Deletejcinco=ignorant poser without life
Deletefuk off barstool, you ignorant uneducated sperm burpin' inbred spawnsac
Deleteanon 2:21, go fuck yourself, white trash.
Deletejcinco4:25 PM
Deleteanon 2:21, go fuck yourself, white trash.
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What she/he said!
Fuck off you barfbag alaskan grifterspawn!
It's obvious why she is on the speaker's list ... She will be there to spread the bullshit and help the crops to grow!
ReplyDeleteChicken shit also, too.
DeleteRJ in Brownbackistan
Well said.
Delete$quawk!!
She finally gets to be queen .. the Queen of Excrement.
DeleteBristol Palin can also speak about farming and how she harvested Levi Johnston's seed into a book deal, into a career as a single struggling mother, paid speaking jobs, into a house, a boat, reality show, magazine covers and other opportunities as the daughter of a female governor.
ReplyDelete+1 !
DeleteWhat about how unauthorized biographers manipulated and fictionalized an unrelated public figure's life for private profit? There are several of those.
DeleteBrustol must be needing money so she is earning her public speaking fees (omg..my phone changed it to pubic..very smart phone!) by posting lots of nonsensical shit on here. These posts prove without a shadow of a doubt that she really is borderline retarded.
DeleteYeah, but at the end of the day, the pig known as Bristol, is still the dumbest of all the Palins. If you put her brain in a fly, the damn thing would go backwards.
DeleteThat is one wrinkly woman in the pink hat.
ReplyDeleteSo Brian and Darren Hefty (you can't make up names like that) have a radio show, and they're using this one-day event to promote themselves. To further this end, they've corralled a 4th-rate "celebrity," one Sarah Palin, to bring in some customers and future fans of their show.
ReplyDeleteShe gets an all-expenses paid trip to Baltic, a town which calls itself "progressive" on its website -- with little more than 1,000 residents. More importantly, Sarah gets a platform from which to spout genetically-engineered word salad,
Since many farmers depend on illegal immigrants to harvest their crops, will she touch on the immigration bill. Will she support the outlandish
farm subsidies encompassed in the farm bill? Will she use the opportunity to slam food stamps as a give-away to slackers and takers?
(Even though food stamps help farmers?) Since these farmers already get off their butts every day to work their land, she can't exhort them to make a buck by getting moving.
We'll have to construct a MadLIbs speech for her, full of "patriot," "proud," "warriors," "freedom," "Obamacare," "Founding Fathers," "Constitution," and _____, ______, _______.
Maybe she'll slam gluten-free diets, and the attacks on corn syrup. I doubt she'll have much to say about soybeans or irrigation.
Who wants to put money on her appearing with dirty hair, possibly black clothes, FM shoes, and sunglasses that disguise any animation the audience might detect in her face? Flag bracelet a must. Maybe her rhinestone low-riding belt. Perhaps she'll show them how she hunts on horseback.
The have more than a radio show: "Brian and Darren Hefty and family, in addition to their small seed company and agricultural chemical business interests, farm several thousand acres between them in rural southeast (Baltic) South Dakota.'
DeleteShe is the expert on how to spread verbal manure to grow a bumper crop of hate.
ReplyDeleteWell-stated. +1
DeleteWow. Now she's an agricultural expert. I think these groups add her as speaker for the eye candy. These events need as many participants as possible - even though it's free, it's free advertising for sponsors. Soy, corn and wheat, oh my! I suppose she'll bring Todd to scout out the area for his many enterprises.
ReplyDeleteHer 'eye candy' days are over.
DeleteIt brings in bodies, numbers. Just like the side-show at the circus. Gawkers.
DeleteShe's about as much of an Ag expert as she was an Oil and Gas expert, meaning, not so much.
DeleteNotice how the Ag PhD Field Day poster uses a picture of Sarah Palin that was taken years ago.
ReplyDeletePhD and Palin?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!
That was my first reaction -- "PhD" used on the same page with a woman who took six years to get a four-year degree.
DeleteI bet it takes her an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes."
Tom, in FL
Tom, your awfully generous. Maybe two hours, and that's after she asks, "I'm not going to have a test on it, am I?"
DeleteShe probably thinks PhD stands for PhuckeD.
Deleteheh heh good one Leland
DeleteMost of them will say, “Ah well, it was nice of her to show up,” and then go about their business. Being conservatives, and Christians, they won’t speak out against her, but she’s fast becoming like the side shows in the little traveling carnivals that create the county fairs. I can hear the music and smell the candied apples. Maybe Todd can participate in the dunking stand.
ReplyDeleteAre these the only people that the Washington Speakers Bureau could find who want Sarah to come and speak to them? Seriously? What does Palin know about farming? I thought that her specialties included shooting from a horse (while someone held the reins), shooting and missing a caribou, playing with fish, eating moose stew, and spreading her verbal manure around.
ReplyDeleteWhat's Sarah Palin's farming experience? Holding Trig like a sack of DS potatoes for her photo ops?
ReplyDeletelike lol
DeleteShe's going to rake in some money by sharing what she learned from Tawd about the proper use of hoes.
ReplyDeleteGood one! Snorting!
DeleteExcellent LOL!
DeleteI see the at risk kiddies are out. Should you be in "how to be a nice person" class?
Delete2:23, And I see you climbed the fence at the institution again. Should you be in the frontal lobotomy treatment room?
DeletePagin' nurse Lazaran! Pagin' nurse Flesher! One of the patients is at IM again!
DeleteAs others have said, Sarah peddles manure so this is a good fit.
ReplyDeleteThose are the two best side-by-side photo comparisons of her chesticles.
ReplyDeleteAnd see? She knows how to grow things!
This can't be for real. Sarah can't possibly be that desperate.
ReplyDeleteHer last gig was a high school graduation for 26 students in a town of 1000 people. Yeah, that's all Sarah has at the moment. She must really be tapping that phone trying to get Fox to let her appear for a few minutes.
DeleteThey are becoming few and far between. And less impressive or relevant.
Deleteyay. finally.
Desperate to be away from her children.
DeleteI still don't believe this could possibly be true. Why in the world would Sarah go to a local Ag Emporium in South Dakota?
DeleteWhat's in it for the Palins, Todd?
You don't need to be there to imagine the shit she will spew. The Founding Fathers were farmers. Farm families are the backbone of our Freedom Lovin' Democracy. You all in The Real America of South Dakota don't need any fancy, elitist East Coast education to make your mark on our most exceptional country. You ride horses, shoot guns and go to Church on Sunday. Barack Obama is a socialist who's policies are aimed at destroying all that you hold dear. He can't fundamentally transform the likes of you Real Americans. My second cousin on my great grandfather's side had a farm. Todd went to the Farmer's Market just last week. Piper likes to use your bounteous produce to make the pies we eat at our American Lovin' family gatherings. Track fought for your right to plant and harvest.
ReplyDeleteChitty, Chitty Bang, Bang. Blah Blah Blah. Wear cowboy boots and a tight top. Flash the breasts. Collect the check.
The end.
A Fan From Chicago
You do realize that you just wrote her entire speech for her? Quit that! At least send her pac a bill for 5 grand.
DeleteOf course you know that now I'll HAVE to listen to it to see how much of yours she "borrows." Just kidding, NOTHING could ever MAKE me listen to "she who squeals like pig." See, I do actually live in the heart of farm country. I know swine when I hear, see, or especially smell it.
OMG! You have her so down! ROFL!
DeleteBwhahahahaha !!!!! Hysterical!!
DeleteI'm only four hours from there. If I could I would drive down there and say hello but I have plans that weekend.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see what that "hello" looks like.
DeleteOh, me too! SPHASH for the pin!
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Deleteoh please oh please oh please change your plans!!! I'll pay for your gas!!!!!!!
DeleteROFL How much longer will people use her YEARS old pictures when promoting her speaking events? False advertising! She currently looks like she's aged 20-25 years since that hideous red fleece photo. Sarah is a very sick woman (both physically and mentally) who doesn't have much longer if she continues her bad habits.
ReplyDeleteOh slander...
DeleteOh, those poor Palin$
DeleteFalse advertising=slander? libel?
Bless your heart @2:24, this one's dedicated to you:
(Simon and Garfunkel sing-along, anyone?)
"... words I never heard in the Bible...
just trying to keep my customers satisfied..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx6_0Do0qGQ
thatcrowwoman
Probably as long as Sarah uses her fake pregnancy gig. She is nothing but false advertising.
Delete2:24 You don't know what Salnder means, Stupid.
DeleteRegarding your stupidity @ 6:25 PM
DeleteYou need glasses 2:24! What the hell does "Salnder" mean, stupid?
Screech is going to discuss stables.
ReplyDeleteToad's stable of prostitutes. And carousel horses, also, too.
Please, please, please, somebody set up a running loop of that video! Preferably on a portable DVD player so people have to get close to it to see it and be able thoroughly enjoy the schadenfreude of watching her humiliate herself.
DeleteHere's hoping someone will play John Mellencamp's "Small Town" in the background, because it will be so sweet when she is informed that he supported John Edwards. LOL
Actually, the Turkey video, I think JMO she did that intentionally as a warning...remember her poor widdle feelings were still hurt from being BEAT by a BLACK man, the Katie interview etc and she was trying to be all "presidential" but it was a warning, to everyone in Alaska...this will happen to you if you spill the beans!
Deleteamiright? amiright? (thanks GinaM)
Wow she is more desperate than ever. A sad cry for help if I've ever seen one.
ReplyDeleteThat Bitch will do anything for a $. Oh well, a Ho has to do, what a Ho has to do. Keep on Pimping Todd.
ReplyDeleteI have a vegetable garden and one of my favorite crops is cantaloupe.
ReplyDeleteI would LOVE to know what fertilizer she used to grow her melons - as long as it's organic! (Probably is since she likes to throw all that shit around.)
Oh great.... You just gave Sarah her crowd-pleasing tease:
Deletejoke about her melons.
And Todd's plow.
Why is it that all I can hear right now is Elaine Benes saying, fake, fake... fake, fake, fake, fake?
ReplyDeleteYour comment is spongeworthy.
DeleteWhich one is not like the others? (from Sesame Street?)
ReplyDeleteLOVE your last comment, Gryphen.
That was my first reaction -- "PhD" used on the same page with a woman who took six years to get a four-year degree.
ReplyDeleteIs there any reliable evidence that she has a degree of any sort?
I really really doubt she has a degree. She claims she has a degree. I don't believe the pathological serial liar.
DeleteNo there isn't.
DeleteIt's out there with same reliable evidence showing Trig is her biological son.
DeleteGet a life. Stop lying and slandering. How old are you? At least admit you're immature like Gryphen does.
DeleteShe did not could not graduate.
DeleteNo way the credits added up or did she have the prereqs. She left and came home and she and her family told everyone she graduated - but she didn't. Then McCain made a donation and viola...a sheepskin.
Remember, $he went to six different colleges. Each one has their own curriculum - not all your credits transfer! Also, too, usually you have to spend a minimum amount of time with a minimum amount of credits at the college you want to graduate from. (I.e. you cannot just take two credits and graduate.)
DeleteBingo. She didn't, and University of Idaho never SAID she did.
Delete2:25 PM Bitch, you are the Liar and Slanderer.
DeleteGrow up, Skank.
Anonymous2:25 PM
DeleteGet a life. Stop lying and slandering. How old are you? At least admit you're immature like Gryphen does.
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Hi Willow.
Don't you have some hair to do or a child to feed? You know your new little girl? Instead of trolling the blogs?
IF Palinidiot graduated with a diploma from college/university...why is she so incredibly STOOPID?
DeleteLet me guess. GMO's good, because freedom.
ReplyDeleteShe's really good at shoveling shit.
ReplyDeleteHer speech will be some type of 'little pockets of real America' drivel.
ReplyDelete'scuze me, but that is "rill" Merika.
DeleteAs a little girl, Sarah planted a butter bean in some soil in the bottom of a milk carton which had the top half cut-away, along with the other members of her special needs class. The teacher had the students put them in the window to get sunlight, and each one watered their "garden" daily. When each of the students' bean sprouted, the teacher then told them that they were now farmers.
ReplyDeleteAfter school, privately, Sarah, needing a little extra assurance, asked the teacher if she was the best farmer. The teacher replied, "Of course. You are *special* Sarah. That's why you and the other three students are in *this* class. When the other students are doing math and learning English, you are looking at pictures and coloring instead." Sarah remembers that conversation, and she's been an expert farmer ever since.
Yep. Maybe she will talk about grown Mat-su thunderfuck?
Delete"Sarah Palin's next speaking gig is all about farming. Wait, what am I reading?"
ReplyDeleteCan anyone name any topic on which $arah has spoken where she brought ANY expertise? Every group that has hired her has been lessened by her presence. Outside of spewing hatred and self-promotion she is knowledgeable (much less expert) on nothing. She might as well talk to theoretical physicists (not that the American Physical Society would ever invite her). They would learn as much from $arah as these farmers will.
Sarah is going to talk about farming, a subject that she knows nothing about. I know that the Palins and their friends read IM, so I would like to ask an important question. When is Sarah Palin going to donate her name, high profile and celebrity by giving a speech to a Down Syndrome organization-- not for the money, but as an act of charity, sharing her experiences raising a DS child and helping raise awareness and money for them.
ReplyDeletelong about the 12th of never
DeleteOh OH OH (in my best Horschack voice)
DeleteI know, I know I know!!! Pick me Mr. Kotter!!!
N.E.V.E.R
Sarah knows as much about raising a DS kid as she does about birthing one.......evidence the tale withthe family practice physician playing a high risk OB, said physician telling Sarah it was not unreasonable to fly while leaking amniotic fluid hahaha, being induced in a podunk hospital without a NICU or neonatal specialist, haVING PREMIE BABy OUT IN A HALLWAY at a few hours old, having said baby going home the next day or two.
In other words Sarah knows nada about reality.
I think a few years back it was made clear that she was not invited to a major national meeting of a Down Syndrome advocacy group. They were not impressed with her at all. She did not give of her time, treasure, or talents like all the other parents, friends, and family members. They were supposed to pay her.
DeleteI don't believe there has ever been any further connection between her and any Down Syndrome organization. They don't need her sucking up scarce resources at the expense of those the organization is intended to serve, and she doesn't give a shit about Down Syndrome or anyone that has it.
Nefer = the one's I know , (one of my best friends is very involved in Special Olympics in mid atlantic and my family volunteers alot to help out)hate Palin and they know what TRisomy G means. They think she is insane. Others hold out hope that she will indeed be the big name advocate they need.
DeleteI try to gently tell them that it will not happen and hitch their wagon to another star.
Queen AgHag... and of course, Farmgazi!
ReplyDeleteWell, Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
ReplyDeleteAnd on her farm she had a ho, ee-i-ee-i-o
With a wink-wink here, and a wink-wink there
Here a wink, there a wink, everywhere a wink-wink
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
And on her farm she had a toad, ee-i-ee-i-o
With a ribbit-ribbit here and a ribbit-ribbit there
Here a ribbit, there a ribbit, everywhere a ribbit-ribbit
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
Well, Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
And on her farm she had some wigs, ee-i-ee-i-o
With a muscrat here, and a muscrat there
Here a muscrat, there a muscrat, everywhere a muscrat
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
And on her farm she had some bras, ee-i-ee-i-o
With a water bra here, and a water bra there
Here a water bra, there a water bra, everywhere a water bra
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
Well, Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
And on her farm she had Tri-G, ee-i-ee-i-o
With a "who's my mama?" here, and a "who's my mama?" there
Hear a "who's my mama?", there a "who's my mama?", everywhere a "who's my mama?"
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
And on her farm she had some tongue, ee-i-ee-i-o
With a flick-flick here, and a flick-flick there
Here a flick, there a flick, everywhere a flick-flick
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
Well Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
And on her farm she watched FOX news, ee-i-ee-i-o
With a ME! ME! here, and a ME! ME! there
Hear a ME! ME!, there a ME! ME!, everywhere a ME! ME!
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
And on her farm she had a mirror, ee-i-ee-i-o
With a y'betcha here and a y'betcha there
Hear a y'betcha, there a y'betcha, everywhere a big y'betcha
Sarah Palin had a farm, ee-i-ee-i-o
....to be continued
Oh, PLEASE do!!
DeleteLike it! Funny! loved "with a me me here, me me there, me me everywhere!" Perfect!
DeleteHow come no energy companies or conferences in the world has hired Sarah Palin the United States of America energy expert to lecture or to teach?
ReplyDeletePig in wig. With lipstick.
ReplyDeleteNo, AgHag, watching Alfalfa and Buckwheat on The Little Rascals does not make you a "farm expert."
ReplyDeleteNeither does trimming her smelly old bush!
Deletehttps://twitter.com/punchumgum/status/358350521964302336
ReplyDeleteLOL @SarahPalinUSA in the Land of the Big Government Big Handout to tell the corn farmers to be independent. #takers #ethanol #subsidies
Didnt she speak at a liquor vendors convention last year or some shit like that? She obviously will go do any gig that will pay her. As you can see, she's not in high demand at think tanks and corporate boards. She must be a real dummy, even governor's wives get corroborate board seats, but she's made a name for herself as a real lightweight.
ReplyDelete"Sarah Palin's next speaking gig is all about farming."
ReplyDeleteWHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
Sarah Palin is an excellent expert on vegetables! Sarah raised Track, Bristol and Willow!
Those dumbfucks Sarah raised can't even get into college or a Junior College even though their mother is a multimillionaire!
SARAH PALIN IS AN EXPERT ON RAISING VEGETABLES!
That's mean. True but mean.
DeleteBingo!
DeleteHere, the entire time, the answer was right under our noses.
Also, too, Sally and Chuckles are expert, too, since their main crop - Sarah - has made a lot of money for them!
Hell, the can't even finish High School. GED is in their gene pool.
DeleteI think the AG gig is because they want a good turnout and Palin can do that for the tit and ass ooglers that will arrive.
ReplyDeleteI bet she will have the big girls strapped on and the tongue will be flicking.
DeleteAnd the Ho shoes, a steppin'!
DeleteSarah Palin's complete AG HAG farmer's speech:
ReplyDeleteAll ya farmers needs ta do is tape a dollar under your children's chair at the supper table and tell them if they want to eat then they need to get off their butts to make a buck by helping you plow the fields
Sarah what will your speech be about? Will you talk about that vegetable you are married to? That ass wipe who got you pregnant before marriage who can't even pronounce helicopter correctly and wears his mother's jeans.
ReplyDeleteThe jury is still out on whether Toad is a DNA match to $carah's first child.
DeleteOr with the Bitch's last daughter. He might be a DNA match for Trig, but not with the Bitch. Incest runs deep in that family. Just saying!
DeleteWait a damn second. Gryphen what did you do? Did you accidently discover something? Look at the bottom two pictures you posted of Sarah Palin. Did Sarah Palin get a chin implant?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Sarah got her chin medically realigned like Bristol did?
DeleteIs that where Bristol got the idea to get her chin implant? From mom? Problem is that Bristol got carried away when picking her chin.
DeleteI must be the only one who doesn't see the two bottom photos - just have empty spaces...
Deletewhich pics did Gryphen use? Before and after shots of the girls?
-Oz
Is Aspergers considered a vegetable? Could that be what Sarah Palin is getting paid to speak about? How to raise Aspergers?
ReplyDeleteDarn spellcheck. I meant to type asparagus not aspergers.
DeleteSorry.
Anom 4:15 Shit happens. I type in Sarah and the word Satan appears.
DeleteAnonymous5:12 PM
DeleteLOL! IKNOW!!! THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES!
Wasn't Sarah Heath raised in Wasilla? I didn't know Wasilla is the farming capital of Alaska. Ya learn something everyday.
ReplyDeleteA significant portion of farmers are old white conservative dudes so.... they hired her to shake the tits and ass - even if she really doesn't have any. Also, too the trolls are out in force today - nice try trolls but we got your number, a big fat naught.
ReplyDeleteField of Schemes: If you put a platform and a microphone in your field, she will come.
ReplyDeletepriceless.... rofl
DeleteOMG.
DeleteGryohen - you should publish a book with the topics and top 10-20 comments for each topic. Some of these really are too good to slide into internet oblivion!!
Isn't Wasilla the Meth Capital of Alaska? Is that considered agriculture?
ReplyDeleteI think you need fertilizer chemicals to make meth, so perhaps one COULD extrapolate out that she knows bout farming.
DeleteOr maybe you need fertilizer for bombs.
Not sure.
What Sarah cultivates is not mentioned in polite circles.....
ReplyDeleteWhich is why she's stuck on the circuit she is. She'll never play with the "big boys" again and KNOWS it. Hence the angry Facebook posts/tweets.
DeleteSorry, hunny Esther, you had your chance and blew it by showing EXACTLY who you and your family are. It wasn't the fame you wanted, now was it??
Sarah's trying to work her way back up to being a room mom at school, but its too late for the older three, and Piper is home schooled. I don't look for them to ever enroll Tri-G into anything where they have to produce a certified copy of his BC.
DeleteYou hit the nail on the head. After the Tuscon incident she fried and burnt her cake. She is one angry person and can only blame herself. I hope she moves out of Alaska. Nobody, even in my conservative nut job town, would consider her a person to elect to office. She burned that bridge a long, long, time ago.
DeleteAccording to the Alaska State Troopers, the area Sarah Palin is from is not known for farming. Her area has a whole different reputation. So what is Sarah going to talk about? Meth?
ReplyDeleteWasilla's Meth Problem Made Palin's Borough The Meth Capital Of Alaska
WASILLA - The Matanuska-Susitna area is the methamphetamine capital of Alaska, according to Alaska State Troopers.
In 2003, authorities uncovered nine meth labs in the area. Last year, the number increased to 42, said Kyle Young, an investigator with the troopers who works with the Mat-Su narcotics team.
Officials with the Office of Children's Services in Wasilla said the problem affects children. The office receives about 40 calls a month from people reporting abuse or neglect involving some aspect of the highly addictive drug.
Those are staggering statistics! 42 labs in tiny Wasilla? Who are they servicing? Is the demand that great?
DeleteWas there ever proof a meth house was next door to the Palin's home in Wasilla?
DeleteNotice the year was 2003. The troopers have been working diligently to shut these dirtbags down and yes, meth is still a problem but not as big as it was. Keep in mind that the people that do this drug have nothing to lose; they are mostly lost to society anyway and they are a sad reminder of how things can go very wrong in life.
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DeleteWas there ever proof a meth house was next door to the Palin's home in Wasilla?
Joe McGuinness' book did state that the house he rented was formerly a helfway house for drug users, but the last tenants prior to Todd renting it (prior t Joe) did TRY to set up a meth lab in the house. The lady who owned the house got it cleaned up and then rented it to Toad for awhile. Then to Joe. Joe thought Toad rented it for Bristle and her kid(s)
Briscow has how many kids? She is a walking Sperm Bank.
DeleteI betcha I know what Sarah Palin is getting paid to talk about at the AG HAG meeting. It's not exactly farming but it is considered a garden:
ReplyDeleteOlive Garden Restaurant 1186 N Muldoon Rd, Anchorage, AK 99504
The Palins probably would think that a dinner at Olive Garden was a "fine dining experience", given their fast food preferences. I personally couldn't think of a worse place to dine, except for perhaps Applebees, TGIF or Red Lobster. That's not including buffets, because everyone knows that buffets are the worst food in the world!
Delete7:12 But their salad dressing is good (i buy it to use at home).
DeleteAgHag, just because you take a jackass every where you go does not mean you know anything about farming.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she'll talk about strapping the Trigger on her back to go out and do her mowin and gardenin, by golly, you betcha, doncha know then.
If Sarah has been farming using the water from Dead Lake Lucille and feeding those crops to her family then that explains everything why her kids turned out the way they are, a bunch of geniuses.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, So. Dak. better lock up their ewes until the Toad leaves the state.
ReplyDeleteEvery time Sarah Palin sticks her head up trying to stay relavent everybody knocks the shit out of her. Why Sarah why?
ReplyDeleteSomething tells me that one day soon, we'll be wishing we still had Baldy's big slick gourd with that ugly oversized wig on top of it to play Whack-a-Retard each time she pokes her head into our air space. Boink!
DeleteWhack-A-Retard
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Many of us have speculated just which personality disorders the Qveen of Mean exhibits but it's time to add masochist to the mix. The stupid woman has no shame. She keeps making these foolish moves (ANYTHING for money) knowing she will be laughed at and derided but she just keeps truckin along doing the stupid. She never grew out of the 3 year old stage where negative attention counts just as much as positive and she'll take what she can get if the money is right. Embarrass Todd's family name, make her kids do things that will ruin their future reputations and berate others for doing exactly what she does. Teleprompters anyone?
ReplyDeleteAdd to that the fake boobs, the fake sing-song little girl voice, the way too young for her outfits and the ratty wigs. Guess being a hot mess counts as being hot in $arah's lame mind.
She is a terribly malformed personality. The body has aged but what is inside is a raging and distorted childlike mentality.
DeleteYes. I think dissociative is the main diagnosis, then each personality brings with it it's special touch of additional problems.
DeleteThe masochist may be a new player. She may have replaced the sexy librarian as Sarah can not pull that look off any longer and a part of het mind knows this.
Damn it! NO AgHag! Just because you have a ghostwriter named RAM does not make you a farmer.
ReplyDeleteAdmit it AgHag, you don't even know what kind of seed to plant to grow corn, do ya?
ReplyDeleteWho said Sarah Palin is not a farmer? In Sarah's own words she is a gardener. But the problem is that there looks like there is a peeping tom peering at Sarah in her shorts and tank top.
ReplyDeleteYes, that Joe McGinniss. Here he is – about 15 feet away on the neighbor's rented deck overlooking my children's play area and my kitchen window. Maybe we'll welcome him with a homemade blueberry pie tomorrow so he'll know how friendly Alaskans are.
We found out the good news today. Upon my family's return this morning from endorsement rallies and speeches in the Lower 48 states, I finally got the chance to tackle my garden and lawn this evening! So, putting on the shorts and tank top to catch that too-brief northern summer sun and placing a giddy Trig in his toddler backpack for a lawn-mowing adventure, I looked up in surprise to see a "new neighbor" overlooking my property just a stone's throw away. Needless to say, our outdoor adventure ended quickly after Todd went to introduce himself to the stranger who was peering in...
She's just an awful, horrid person
DeleteBad prose too.
Delete"She's just an awful, horrid person"
DeleteYes she is. And who the hell mows the lawn with a toddler strapped to her back?
7:02 AM A Fool who wants publicity dangerously straps a toddler to her back to be hit by flying debris, while attempting to mow the lawn. Why didn't her Promiscuous Teen Mothers offer to mow the lawn? Where was Pimp Daddy TOAD, out Pimping?
DeleteIt don't matter what she talks about, long as we git to look up her skirt. We made that platform plenty high, you bet.
ReplyDeleteAmen.
They booked Sarah because Lisa Ann wasn't available.
ReplyDeleteHigh school star basketball player, beauty pageant contestant, mayor, governor, paid financial expert speaker, mama grizzly, Christian, energy expert, lipstick wearing pitbull, hockey mom, farmer, vp candidate, wanna be presidential candidate, wanna be Senate candidate, reality personality, sportscaster, FOX contributor, terminated FOX contributor, quitter governor, hunter, fisherman, sharpshooter, fly fishing woman, horse rider, faithful girlfriend and wife, mother of a combat vet, USA protector from the Russians.... did I forget anything?
ReplyDeleteWas Sarah Palin all that and a bag of chips?
You forgot "mother to special needs child that she did not abort" and "tight abs".
DeleteAnd all around Ho.
DeleteSarah Heath went to 5 or 6 colleges, I'm sure they taught Sarah how to farm in at least one of those colleges.
ReplyDeleteIgnore those naysayers. I'm in your corner Sarah.
Maybe Facebook Farm Land. Do your homework.
Delete"As Governor, Sarah (never daunted by controversy) named her BFF (Kristen Cole) to the Alaska Board of Agriculture and Conservation, an appointed regulatory position that serves at the pleasure of the Governor."
ReplyDeleteWait a second. Why did Sarah Palin get the paid farmer's AG HAG speaking gig? Kristen Cole is the well known qualified expert from the State of Alaska that was personally handpicked by Governor Sarah Palin to serve the people of Alaska. Sarah didn't Kristen do an excellent job for you and Alaska? Let Kristen speak!
What's right is right. If Governor Sarah Palin had confidence in Alaska's agriculture expert Kristen Cole, then Sarah should let Kristen get that pay job.
DeleteHave you heard about Dairygate? They both need to be investigated.
DeleteWho is that in the Army t-shirt. That is one ugly bitch.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean Sarah Palin? Wasn't Sarah Palin a former Miss Wasilla? WTF happened to her? I know Todd is not sticking his wick in that old piece of shit.
The ole grey mare just ain't what she used to be.
ReplyDeleteGood one
DeleteThe newly crowned Princess Cow Pie might just bow out. Scared to death that she might catch Farm Aids. She proves almost daily that she already has a bad case of Hoof and Mouth disease.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that Sarah Palin only has pictures of Sarah and her personal purse carrier Todd doing things like fishing, sitting next to their pool in Arizona and every thing else they do.
ReplyDeleteThere are no pictures of family barbeques, get togethers with relatives or anything dealing with family.
Money can buy you shoes, boobs, cosmetic surgeries, wigs and stuff like that but it looks like it can't buy family.
Oh, come on! Sarah is the cash cow for that extended family.... everybody's out to make a quick buck off the grift that keeps on giving.
DeleteSarah bought her family lock stock and barrel...you betcha!
Sarah who watches Trig when you do your fishing photo ops with Todd? Do you you give him a picture book to stare at while mommy is out having fun?
ReplyDeleteLeave my grandma alone. Its okay if she doesn't take me with her.
Deletei can't wait to see the outfits Sarah and Todd wear to this event. For once, Todd will be appropriately dressed with his shit kicker boots and wrinkled jeans.
DeleteSarah? probably not so much. Those ho shoes she wears are not made for walking. Star of David probably won't go over big with this crowd. Big Gulps, chewing tobacco, and t-shirts pointing out her rack are old and stale.
So what will Sarah do to lighten up the audience? After all, that IS why she was asked to participate, isn't it? To fire up the audience?
Ha! I can't wait!