Friday, August 30, 2013

Al Sharpton compares the "big dogs" on either side of the Obamacare debate. Bill Clinton vs....Sarah Palin?

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"I'm sure that the Republicans have someone of equal stature in their corner, right?"

Gotta love that!

By the way Wonkette reminds us that yesterday marked our five year anniversary of mocking Sarah Palin: 

It all started back on Aug. 29, 2008, when John McCain was all, “Hey ladies who wanted Hillary but did not get Hillary, here is another lady who also has a vagina, maybe you will vote for her instead even though she is nothing like Hillary except that she also has a vagina! Go mavericks!” 

It did not take the basement-dwelling bloggers very long — like, oh, maybe six seconds — to be all, “Hey, John, did you mean to pick that governor of Alaska, what is in the middle of an ethics investigation?” 

And then, about six seconds after that, we found out that Palin was going to be a grandma, which did not seem possible because Palin had always taught her children to abstain from the sexytime until they had a proper hillbilly wedding, and none of them had hillbilly wedding’d yet, so how could any of them possibly be pregnant unless it was immaculate conception maybe, like Jesus, except no, it turns out it was just drunken out-of-wedlock, going-to-hell “fuckin’ redneck” sextyime. However, with a reality TV show about how she’s just like any normal high school dropout teen mom and a book tour about how awful glad she is that she “chose life” after she “chose to get knocked up,” Bristol has revirginized herself and is now free to lecture the president on why every child deserves a mother and a father unless the father is Levi Johnston, so we can just strike all that stuff from the record. 

Then there was the most excellent interview with Charlie Gibson, where she explained how she would “perhaps” do war to Russia, about which she is an expert because she can see it from her house. (Okay, okay, she did not say she can see it from her house — that was a Saturday Night Live skit — but she DID basically say she knows all about them thar Ruskies because you can see Russia from Alaska, which is dumb enough for us. 

And then there was that gotcha journalism interview with Katie Couric, where Katie totally tricked Palin into being an illiterate idiot. 

It all went downhill from there, of course. 

Ahh, good times!

Has it been five years already? Boy, time sure flies when your saving your country from a lunatic, right?


  1. Anonymous12:39 PM

    Thank God for the defunct blogs and especially IM and Gryphen for making Sarah sit down and shut up. We own her.

    1. Anonymous2:09 PM

      I don't know if she's sitting down or not but she sure hasn't shut up. Her foul mouth is still yapping falsehoods and hatred at every opportunity.

  2. Anonymous12:40 PM

    Did we ever find out why Bristol named her son Tripp after her father's prostitute Shailey Tripp?

    1. Anonymous1:26 PM

      so she could get the truck with the license plates "Tripp"

  3. Anonymous12:43 PM

    I'll save the deranged troll the trouble:
    grow up
    grow up
    There. Your favorite words mentally ill obsessed Plain stalker you don't have to comment.

    1. Anonymous1:10 PM


  4. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Sarah's family hates her guts. They want her to be mentally ill so they can keep stealing her money that she steals from ignorant cult members. That's why she's drugged up all the time.

  5. angela12:45 PM

    Ya gotta love Palin as a comedy act.

  6. Anonymous12:47 PM

    Sarah is a total failure as a mother.
    Willow is a gang leader who caused massive amounts of property damage, smoked, drank and did drugs.
    Track is a drug addict who attempted murder on a school bus of innocent children and was sent away to rehab.
    Bristol was knocked up at least twice before her 17th birthday and continues the cycle of abuse she learned from her sick mother.
    Piper is a bully who rubs up on reporter's crotches so she can accuse them of being pedophiles. She learned that from her mother.
    TRI-G is not her son so he doesn't count.
    Finally, Todd is a pimping bully who peeps on women.

    Yep sarah is a total failure.

    1. angela1:26 PM

      Anon 12:47 Just gotta correct the Piper thing . . .

      Piper body checked the reporter because her lying ass mother had
      told ANOTHER lie to her and Piper thought she was on vacation. She thought the reporters were messing it up.

      Sarah Palin is one of the worst mothers since Maisie—the bird who left her egg with Horton the elephant.

    2. Anonymous2:05 PM

      Willow is a gang leader who caused massive amounts of property damage....

      Notice how the Colony Gang never broke into Sarah's vacant houses?

      Dogs never shit on their own food?

  7. Caroll Thompson1:15 PM

    It is so nice to think that after President Obama, we are going to have President Hillary Clinton and Bill will be the First Man. Life is good after all.

  8. Anonymous2:09 PM

    There are a couple of truths about Sarah Palin:

    she's got great cheekbones, and (until she developed her widow's hump) she had a sort of beauty-pageant stride. Both of these things were appealing. (In addition to the hump, her eyes have sunk so far into her skull that the cheekbones are a negative nowadays.)

    Trouble is, she thought politics was just another sort of beauty pageant. Her answers to reporters' questions put the Miss Universe contestants to shame.
    "I'd miss the power of seeing, because, umm, seeing is believing, and, er...."

    "Obamacare. Death panels. Servant's heart. Blood and treasure. Job creation.
    Founding Fathers....what more do you want me to say?"

    1. Anonymous3:40 PM

      'Scuse me, honey, Mrs Palin's "cheekbones" are achieved with the silicon that was inserted into her face in 2009.

      As for her walk, are you crazy? She walks with her legs apart and her steps are only properly measured when she's wearing yet another tight skirt. The only time she ever walked like a lady was during the 2008 campaign when she professionals teach her how to behave in public.

      If you're not a troll, search the internetz and have a good look at the woman, look at her face, look at the way she walks.

    2. Anonymous4:45 PM

      3:40 --

      "scuse me, honey"??

      As much as I enjoy the repartee here on IM, I'm sometimes overwhelmed by the misogyny of some of the posters. It verges on the obscene and vulgar occasionally.

      "Scuse me, honey" is offensive and pointless, since, if you hadn't skimmed my post, you'd see the import of what I was saying.

      You can have your own opinions. The fact that Sarah Palin was once attractive in no way diminishes the fact that she is and always has been a simpleton -- and a dangerous one, at that.

      Palin's cheekbones have been enhanced as she's aged, but she started out with good bone structure. That's been her ticket her whole life. Whether or not she walks like a pageant entry now, she trained herself to be aware of her physical presentation. She didn't learn very well, but it's part of her package. Greatly diminished now, almost to extinction.

      I can see you starting on your second Friday night beer, and hoping to find a way to post your disagreeable bile somewhere on the internet.

      Goodnight, sir. Remember not to drink the whole six pack in one sitting.

  9. Anonymous2:14 PM

    The gal substituting for Martin Bashir (Joy?) also used videos of Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz as examples of the people against Obamacare. Sarah wants to defund it, or you'll own it, but the truth is that we own (pay for) our own medical care right now, and the medical care of her parents. Chuck Sr. had a serious heart operation and Sally had a second hip replacement operation. They didn't pay out of their own pockets. Their expenses were covered (at least in part) by Medicare, so we're all paying for Chuck's ticker to keep on ticking and Sally's hip to be ship-shape.

    It's easy to use Sarah as the crazy argument against most positions because it's that easy. Sarah posts strongly worded anti-Obama comments, challenging the President to answer her about one issue or another. She is not a leader, she is a heckler, a mean girl shouting insults. If Congress is supposed to debate whether or not we go into Syria, Sarah should be posting a comment for Congress to stop their vacation and come back to Washington and do their jobs. But she won't because she does not lead and she does not inspire. She heckles and complains, she bitches.

    What's your solution, Sarah, for medical care in the US? Leave it alone? Everyone pays their for their own expenses out of their own pockets-- like Chuck and Sally Heath did?? What about Medicare, Sarah, are you for it or against it as another nanny state government program being shoved down our throats (as Cruz says), including your folks who would have gladly paid for their operations themselves (LOL).

    1. Anonymous2:57 PM

      And someone should ask Sarah if she is willing to pay for her parents surgeries, as I assume they don't have the money.

    2. Anonymous3:25 PM

      I've noticed that teddy and toddy and Sarah like to talk about having things shoved down their throats. Even Cruz senior likes things shoved down his throat. Is that how teddy got his vocal cord problems? He does have a high pitched voice just like Todd and sawah.

    3. Anonymous3:38 PM

      And we are all paying to "Todd's" "children" b/c he's like 1/32 Yupi'k!

      Todd(s) kids who would be maybe Willow, Bitchol ONLY?!

      They should all be DNA'd! I don't care about paying for Native Healthcare as long as they are "Really" natives...!

  10. Anonymous2:21 PM

    Whatever happened to Sarah Palin's threat to sue JM?

    "Sarah Palin is threatening to sue over McGinniss's accusations that she's a negligent mother in a miserable marriage overseeing a dysfunctional clan of five children."

  11. Anonymous2:23 PM

    McGinniss says there are about 70 people quoted by name in "The Rogue," including Gary Wheeler, the onetime state trooper whose recollections of Palin's years as governor are among the most compelling in the book.

    Wheeler remembered how Palin quickly got rid of an official driver, preferring to chauffeur herself around the state.

    "She didn't want us around," he told McGinniss.

    "She didn't want anybody to follow her to Nordstrom's when she went shopping every day.... she didn't want anybody to know that she wasn't coming in until 10 a.m. and then leaving by 3 to go home."

  12. Anonymous3:00 PM

    Has Sarah Palin come back from holiday yet? Who is watching Trig? Is Sarah's sister Heather watching him?

  13. Anonymous3:09 PM

    Is Sarah still gone? Camping, hunting, NBA games, horse track, car race?

    "Democrats and Republicans alike describe her as often missing in action. During the last legislative session, some lawmakers became so frustrated with her absences that they took to wearing 'Where's Sarah?' pins."

    Maybe Trig should wear his "Where's Sarah?" pin

  14. Anonymous3:25 PM

    Calling Sarah Palin a 'big dog' as compared to Bill Clinton is a riot! She in no way imaginable has the smarts and skill to go up against him. No way in hell.

    Al Sharpton, think you made a big mistake sir!

    1. Anita Winecooler6:33 PM

      Al Shrapton was being a gentleman AND putting cheese in the mousetrap. He'd never (publicly on air) call Sarah the name of a female dog. When he says "Dog" just read "Bitch" and it'll make more sense.

  15. Anonymous3:26 PM

    Anonymous12:40 PM
    Did we ever find out why Bristol named her son Tripp after her father's prostitute Shailey Tripp?

    Did they ever find out why a mother would give her daughter the initials of a hawg?

    P.I.G. Palin aka Piper Indy Grace Palin

    Shit happens when you are Valley Trash.

  16. Anonymous3:28 PM

    We haven't heard this one in a while from Krusty, but here's an oldie but goodie for the veteran IMers...

    "You shouldn't talk about people that you don't even know. You don't even know their best friends' names, Gryphen. Fact."

    Don't bother to set your beer down, G-Man. I'll take care of your light work here with the small-time crazies.

    My reply to the Libel Lady Stalker:

    "Shut up, Krusty. They don't have any real friends; just a few other people who, just like yourself, have never even met them, but dream of one day being Sarah & Beefy's *imaginary* BFF friends.

    You're a delusional stalker who longs to have your face pressed up against Sarah's bony, saggy, crusty, itchy, flaky, rotting ass crack."

    It might be a little crowded with Krusty's big ole bulbous forehead jammed up there alongside RAM's generously-sized noggin (see Gina's avatar for proof).

    RAM was there first, Krusty. Wait your turn. Sarah's too cheap to continue filing those restraining orders against you indefinitely, so you'll eventually get your coveted chance to sniff Sarah's soiled, crunchy panties at point-blank range, if the Quitter's liver and kidneys don't completely rot out first.

    That brutal crank habit hasn't helped her anal seepage, and it's been said that she hasn't had effective bladder control in at least 3 or 4 years. But some say that she never was proficient in wiping her ass or hosing down that gnarly, tattered, protruding cooch-humongo.

    I am now going elsewhere to puke in private.

  17. Anonymous3:48 PM

    Where is Trig? Hopefully he is enjoying himself with family during his first school vacation holiday with whatever family he is staying with.

  18. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Leave Sarah Palin alone. Sarah has a servant's heart.

    1. Anita Winecooler6:36 PM

      and white wine and fava beans, what's your point again? "wink wink"

  19. Anonymous3:53 PM

    Todd, Bristol and Willow for certain have their Alaska Native Health benefits. Track? Not certain unless Todd officially adopted him by signing his birth certificate. Piper, there was a question regarding her birth father as well but perhaps Todd just signed that birth certificate. Trig? If he is Bristol's he would squeak by for Native benefits as being 1/16 same as Tripp.

    Sarah only qualified for Native benefits for Prenatal and delivery. Unfortunately the AK Government provides bennies gratis for the life of the person that served, so she's covered as long as she lives thanks to her half term.

    So you have a family covered by Indian Health or State of Alaska and they would deem others unworthy or say they are taking advantage of the system?

    If there was a gold medal for cognizant dissonance it would go to this family, and Mrs. Palin 1/2 term Governor in particular.

    1. Anonymous4:18 PM

      So are you telling me that the Alaska taxpayers will be be paying Sarah Palin's health benefits for the rest of her life even though she did not complete her commitment to the state and just got up and quit?

      There should be lawsuit against her to take away her state benefits since she did not earn them.

      What's there to prevent other scammers from taking high level jobs in Alaska for the benefits then shortly quit with life long health insurance and benefits?

    2. Anonymous4:32 PM

      This reminds me of Mayor Sarah Palin - hockey rink contract - new two story red house.

      That Sarah always seems to get lucky with the bennies.

    3. Anonymous4:38 PM

      Can I be governor of Alaska for five minutes?I need free lifelong health benefits.

      You Alaskans are very generous.

    4. Anita Winecooler6:38 PM

      Explains the prosthetic hair and tata's, do they cover speech therapy and mental illness or do we have to wait for Obamacare to kick in?

  20. Sarah and Todd were married when Track was born. That makes Track legally Todd's without regard to whether Todd fathered him. Ditto Piper.

    Family Law 101.

    1. Anonymous4:35 PM

      So what about Sarah Palin's relationship to Trig? If Trig's real birth mother was one of Todd's prostitutes or girlfriends, what does Family Law 101 say about that?

    2. Anonymous4:40 PM

      I think Family Law 101 would request a DNA swab and a birth certificate. But I'm no lawyer.

    3. Anonymous4:40 PM

      Anom 4:35, that's something we don't discuss in these parts. If you know what I mean?

    4. Re Trig--there still has to be a birth certificate--and a birth.

      If Trig were born to Sarah Palin during her marriage to Todd, Todd is presumed to be the father.

      But as we know, Sarah Palin didn't give birth to Trig and we don't know who Trig's birth parents are--just that Sarah Palin is not his birth mother.

  21. Anonymous4:45 PM

    When the icebergs comes crashing down on Sarah Palin, boy that's going to be a sight to see.

  22. Anonymous4:50 PM

    I think that sucks to high heaven that we are stuck paying for Sarah Palin's hockey rink while she gets to walk away with free benefits, houses and doesn't have to work anymore.

  23. Anita Winecooler6:44 PM

    I would LOVE to watch Former President William Jefferson Clinton debate Former not quite half term governor of Alaska, ex "city manager" of Wasilla, Beauty Pageant runner up, oh and failed Vice President Candidate Sarah Heath "What's in it for me" Palin.
    Watching her face contort as she melts and screams "what a world, what a world!" would do well on PPV.

  24. Anonymous6:49 PM

    Sarah Palin easily beats Bill Clinton in every way.

    1. Anonymous2:49 AM

      Except for the part where Bill Clinton is addressed as, "Mr. President" and Sarah Palin will never be addressed as, "Madam President." Ooops.


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