Friday, August 30, 2013

Ted Nugent's wife arrested at Dallas Airport after a gun was found in her carry-on bag. Insane, unintelligible rant coming from the Motor City Madman in 3..2..1

Courtesy of Dallas News: 

The wife of singer Ted Nugent was arrested Thursday afternoon after security found a gun in her carry-on luggage at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport. 

Airport spokesman David Magana confirmed that the DFW Airport Department of Public Safety took Shemane Ann Nugent, 51, into custody, and “the rest of it is working its way through our system of legal approval.” 

Nugent’s attorney, David Finn, said that taking the gun to the airport was an “honest mistake.” Finn said Nugent has a concealed handgun license.

Look I am going to take Shemane's ("Shemane?" What kind of a name is that?) side on this.

After all if I lived with Ted Nugent I would always be packing heat as well. There is no telling when he might need to be put down.

And as for trying to take it aboard her flight? Well when you live in a house where people use hand guns to swat flies and stir their coffee you are bound to be unusually comfortable having weapons around.

The wife seems genuinely embarrassed, but I imagine that Nugent will have a few choice words to say about this later today or tomorrow. We all knwo how much he enjoys blaming everything on the President.

23 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Isn't she a little (or a lot) old for him?

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    1. Anonymous5:58 AM

      a lot too young actually - he was born 1948 and if she if 50 then she was born 1963 - 15 year difference

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    2. Anonymous10:51 AM

      Ted likes them much, much younger than 50.

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  2. Anonymous10:25 AM

    No, he'll keep his chickenshit mouth shut until AFTER the law takes care of this. She will face a fine(about 2 grand) and lose the weaponand that is all that will happen UNLESS she starts mouthing off. So they will both be quiet until after it's settled and then he'll rant and rave about the "big bad govmint" taking his wife's pistol away.

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  3. With a gun? I'm shocked!

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  4. jcinco10:48 AM

    dollars to donuts he hooked up with her when she was 12 or something and he was in his 30's. Only an extremely young, naive woman would have anything to do with that psycho. That's his MO in getting his hooks into women, young & dumb..or in sarah's case just dumb. He probably has designs on Piper. In addition to being a cowardly, poopy-panted hypocrite he's also a perv who goes after young girls.

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  5. Anonymous10:50 AM

    How does someone "forget" a handgun?...

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  6. Anonymous10:55 AM

    Several people on another blog said she will be charged as a minor, anyway!! Then we find out she is 51. Now she is embarrassed? Not for marrying HIM, but "forgetting" she had packed a gun. One thing is for sure, she could shoot better than our $carah also, too.

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    1. Anonymous2:23 PM

      The gun was also loaded, posing a danger to all those around her as she swung the gun up onto the TSA screening table, as the TSA agent searched it, etc.
      A fitting wife for Titwit Teddy, both dumber than a box of rocks.

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  9. Anonymous12:04 PM

    She should get prosecuted just like anyone else. There is no excuse for taking a gun inside an airport and, worse yet, to plan on riding on a plane with the gun handy. For what! And I don't believe for a minute that she "forgot" she had the gun.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:12 PM

      But... but.... her lawyer said she has a conceal carry license and packing the gun was an "honest mistake". She thought it was a fire hydrant or a hairdryer. Honest!!

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    2. Anonymous3:53 AM

      Anita at 6:12 pm. I love that, an "honest mistake," I wonder how far that excuse would get someone like you or me.

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  10. Anonymous12:06 PM

    This smells highly of someone who considers herself "above the law."

    Its a common sign of sociopathic behaviour, brought on by a sense of self importance stemming from money and fame, even small amounts of either.

    You can easily imagine her thinking, "They won't dare hassle ME about carrying a gun onboard an airplane...I'm TED NUGENT'S wife, for crissakes...and we're RICH."

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  11. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Funny, she doesn't look like she's 14. I thought the Nuge liked 'em underage

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  12. Anonymous1:00 PM

    This sort of thing puzzles me: unless you're in law enforcement or possibly the military or going on a hunting trip, why would you take a gun on a plane, even in luggage? It just never made sense to me.
    M from MD

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    1. Anonymous2:27 PM

      And if you are going on a hunting trip, you put it through as checked baggage, unloaded and broken down, in a secure, locked case. (Know a custom gunsmith who hand delivers his products.)

      NEVER a LOADED gun in the passenger area of a plane!!!! Imagine that hooking on something in the overhead, and blowing a hole in the fuselage during flight. This fucktard blond twit endangered a whole planeful of people and those on the ground. Thankful for the TSA!!!

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  13. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Hysterical Jesse! I love the “stirs coffee” with their guns phrase. The imagery is priceless! How about adding “herding the dog and cat” too? These are people who are mentally challenged and need attention.

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  14. Anonymous4:12 PM

    Teds? Married?

    ...to a WOMAN?

    Brain full...

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  15. Anonymous5:05 PM

    Hilarious. Book her ass and check for guns on him as well...

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  16. Anita Winecooler6:20 PM

    Time for a thorough cavity search! "Shemane Ann" looks like she's still packing something. I pity the TSA agent who gets the short straw and gets the Nuge. Deserves combat pay and a vacation after shitty drops his drawers.

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  17. Anonymous8:29 AM

    Don't you know the laws don't apply to rich white folk....

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