2nd Amendment advocates are planning to advertise their shortcomings by simultaneously standing on their lawns with their weapons exposed.

"Take a long look ladies. You know you want this!"

Courtesy of the Eagle Tribune:  

Guns are coming out in the neighborhood. 

An unusual national demonstration is slated this fall to highlight gun owner rights and the people behind them. 

Gun Rights Across America issued the public call to arms this way: “We want you to strap on a holstered handgun to your hip, and give one hour of your day to make our presence as law-abiding gun owners known.” 

Differing gun laws mean the “Guns Next Door” demonstration will take different forms in each state. 

The gun rights group is researching gun laws, so participants will act responsibly within state laws. 

“This is a rally with a twist,” said Eric Reed, Gun Rights Across America founder and the man behind the pro-gun rally. 

People won’t go to a rally, instead the rally will come to them. 

“People will see armed Americans outside their homes with signs everywhere they look,” Reed said. 

The gun owners also will have flags and wear T-shirts promoting gun rights, organizers said. 

The event is set for Saturday, Oct. 19, with hour-long sessions staggered by time zone so Americans participate simultaneously.

So to be clear these idiots are planning to stand on their lawns, with guns strapped to their hips, and signs posted so that everybody knows where to point and laugh. Sounds like a plan. 

Though apparently in some states it will look even more pathetic than that:

Californians will wear empty holsters because that state’s laws are so strict.

Well good now their holsters will match their heads and their pants. 

And just in case you did not think this was disturbing enough, they also plan to involve your children.

The group is working on educational pamphlets in advance of the event. Reed said some gun owners may pass out candy to neighbor kids. 

“This is a chance to show people gun owners are not bad people,” he said.

Oh yeah that should help, after all it is not like anybody has taught their children to be suspicious of strangers handing our free candy or anything.

Here is what I am going to do if I see one these sad excuses for a man standing outside in my neighborhood. I am going to take their picture and post it on my Facebook page with the caption, "Just found the guy with the smallest penis in my neighborhood."

Personally I think that if everybody across the country did that we would certainly never be subjected to a second "Guns Next Door" demonstration now would we?