Donate $60 or more to SarahPAC and you will receive an autographed copy of Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas. The book will ship on the October 29, 2013 publishing date and regularly thereafter.
Yes just give $60 to Sarah Palin's PAC dedicated to paying hush money, funding family vacations, and supporting her plastic surgery addiction, and we will send you yet another poorly written book on subject that she simply does not understand, which is being sold at Amazon for only $13.79.
Now THAT is a deal only a Palin fixated paint chip eater could love.
You know if I didn't know any better I might JUST think that the people over at SarahPAC were having trouble attracting donors and were desperate to bring in more money.
But that can't be, can it? I mean haven't those people been telling us for years that Palin is this incredible political force, a unique voice among conservatives, and would someday run for President and teach us all a lesson?
Yep, that's what they said alright. Gee, I wonder what went wrong?
ahhhhh.....the $acred $pirit of Xma$.
ReplyDeleteThe $ea$onal grift that keep$ grifter$ grifting.
Like.
DeleteYeah, slap a "sarahpac.com" on it, and it's ready to move! Scum sucking, low-life bitch!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't she write a book she knows somthing about? The Art Of The Grift.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone think she patterned her life after THIS show?
Deletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Riches
(It was to be called "low life" before "The Riches")
Grifters gotta grift!!!!
The thing is The Malloys were brilliant con artists. It's a pity they're not real people. They could strip Sarah of every penny of her ill-begotten gains before her turgid little brain could figure out what was happening.
DeleteI know! It was a brilliant show! too bad the writers strike messed it up.
DeleteBut that little kid kind of reminded me of Piper...
The biggest loser ever is Sarah Palin. No surprise this book will be used as kindling.
ReplyDeleteOT: Facebook. Why would the Palin Brand post an old image of Sarah Palin hunched over to look like she is reading? Oh yeah, it's the constitution. Sarah has been stealing other peoples property and one day lawyers will have to have a say about a lawsuit. Sarah, of course, is all about guns fighting for freedoms.
Can't her people find an image of her where she doesn't look like a hunchback? The woman has no self confidence without meds.
Posing and staring is not reading. Photo by Shealah Craighead, lol! That is how her people respond to North Jersey Media Group. Chicken Shit is in a fetal position is a closet somewhere while others are finding old photos to post.
DeleteThat dumb ghostwritten book will bomb, they can send them to Syria, everyone would commit suicide.
TheresaAK had not been at the sea of pee much for a long time, but got vocal after teh lawsuit. Seems to be trying to get the subject turned to anything and everything else. Does anyone here know if she is RAM herself or 'postage'?
ReplyDeleteShe and Polarbearpapa are definitely palins or palin-related
Delete6:48 and 7:13
DeleteAbsolutely agree!
Today amazed1 again made a comment that skank signed with fox of her own free will to debunk the theory over there that there is a conspiracy to shut her up by the "bushes" and GOP. Amazed and azstandingby continue to point out that she was free of fox but signed a new contract. As soon as the comment was posted Theresa changed the subject.
They sure want the lawsuit discussions stopped-chuckles jr. even posted a comment telling them to move on. Poor little steeples are so confused and lost over the lawsuit-it's hysterical!!!
They just can't believe it isn't a leftie fabricated attack:)
One of the old boys even made the connection that Chris Christie is behind it because the name jersey is in the company title!!!! Baaawwwaaahhhhh!!!!!
They are so pathetic!
I have always suspected the TheresaAK and Polarbear are really Sally and Chuck Sr. or maybe Palin's aunt and uncle.
DeleteThey come across as horrid, vicious pseudo christians a la Palin.
Ron Brown hasnt been there for a long time but also attacked amazed1. More postage?
DeleteI have always suspected the TheresaAK and Polarbear are really Sally and Chuck
Delete*****
Prob Willow and Chuckles jr!
I know a lot of these Republicans are intelligent. So why do they promote someone who isn't?
ReplyDeleteBecause it distracts the toothless scum that is her fanbase, leaving the GOP free to burn, pillage and rape the country.
DeleteIf you donate $100.00 you'll receive not only the autograph copy, but Palin herself will drop to her knees and give you a lifetime cold sore.
ReplyDeleteRegards
SarahPayUpPac.cum
ROFL (You are SO delightfully naughty.)
DeleteROFLMAO!!!!
DeleteTy,
DeleteThat is probably the only lifetime-guarantee she could offer. But I have to pass ---anything that crew of grifters has, I don't want.
THe donation for a signed copy of the last book was $100.
ReplyDeletecan you say "autopen"
Deletehttp://www.amazon.com/signed-tip-in-page/forum/Fx2Q03I8VL5I1OI/TxQ2SD97MLX23E/1?asin=0062010964
C'mon, y'all, ante up. Mama's got legal fees to be paid. You didn't think SHE was going to pay, did you?
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping they make SARAH Palin pay up AS WELL AS HER PAC!!!
DeleteI wonder if Sarah Palin or any of her true believers can see the irony in this.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
The Palins don't believe in Education, so Grifting and giving Blowjobs comes easier for them. They have no Shame. Willow, how old is your Baby? Bristol, did you take a break from spreading your fat legs after your DWTS Baby? Or are you taking 'CRAMP Pills' when Joey Junker comes around for a strange Quickie? How many other Whores does Junker screw?
ReplyDeleteJunker likes Todd. He's just another corporate ho that gets rewarded for product placement. Junker is helping the Palins. It's a mans world in the wilds of Ak.
Deletehmmmm....Jaden Smith ( of the Will Smith Scientology family)doesn't believe in education either.
DeleteWhat went wrong? That "unique voice" (screech) exercised her First Amendment rights and, in the process, exhibited just how ignorant and ill-equipped she is to participate in any political discourse.
ReplyDeleteThey gave her just enough rope to hang herself. And she did.
I wonder how many books the PAC had to guarantee to purchase in order to "sell" this next piece of drivel to feed Sarah's Cash Cow.
ReplyDeleteThis book is a loser just as Sarah is a loser. Seriously, who wants to buy a book which is "written" by someone with no specialized knowledge of the topic. Once again, it will be the ideas of another ghostwriter, or it will be heavily edited and choppy as hell. Sarah believes that everything she does is special, and that she's competent in many areas. However, when viewed objectively, Sarah is a whine, a complainer and a bullshitter who always makes excuses for her shortcomings.
Quite frankly, Sarah is mediocre in everything she does in which she isn't an abject failure. This piece-of-shit "book" will be popular with non-readers of low intelligence only.
I will personally be reviewing the content for signs of plagiarism and unauthorized use of the work of others for which she takes credit or that which she misappropriates without permission for her personal benefit.
Assuming that, with an Oct 29 ship date, the manuscript and other content was submitted prior to last week in order to meet the production schedule, there wasn't aqeauate tiime for eleventh-hour heavy editing and source-checking of content to ensure compliance with digital media law, including proper attribution and credits.
We shall see. Everything she does now invites serious scrutiny. It will be worth 14 bucks just to have the satisfaction of knowing that each of her breaches is potentially a seperate matter to be litigated. But if you are a thief and a liar, things have a way of catching up to you eventually. The karma thing.
Once again, I applaud your ways to keep up with her illegal activity in an area in which you seem to be an expert. You certainly got the attention of lots of people with your email to Jersey media about the 911 photo. It sounds like you will have fun panning in her latest book.. she has been so accustomed to just saying whatever she wants and getting away with it that I imagine you will find a lot of "gold." Good luck in your endeavors, you won't have long to wait. Pam
DeleteWhat anon@7:40 said.
DeleteCool! Thanks. I woll spend time examining how many pagan customs she claims as Christian as well as refute her statement that the birth is the bedrock of christianity, not thecresurrection lol. She can't do ANYTHING well....other than fail:)
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Delete++++++++++ Thanks.
$arah'$ dreaming of getting some positive cash flow for Chri$tma$. Ble$$ her heart.
DeleteSoftware is out there that you can have scan written works and it will identify the passages that are plagiarized, give you the original author's name and contact information and provide the necessary proof to NAIL the criminal doing it. It's used more and more by universities and other educational institutions, since in this age of digital information, it's far to easy for lazy writers to 'copy and paste' and call it their own, or at least, not give appropriate credit. Baldy's publishers may not bother to use this software, I guess we'll find out, won't we?
Deletehttp://www.scanmyessay.com/detect-plagiarism.php
Grammarly is an automated proofreader and plagiarism checker. It corrects up to 10 times as many mistakes as other word processors.
http://www.grammarly.com/?q=plagiarism&gclid=CPfc48_S1bkCFUQ6QgodUAkAjg
http://www.plagscan.com/seesources/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plagiarism_detection
An automated proofreader would faint in the face of her word salad.
DeleteDamn, you guys are good. $creech don't stand a chance, hehehe ...
DeleteCash Cow - I am starting to tune in here just to read your postings - brilliantly bad! Can't wait to read your a$$e$$ment of $arah's Xmas book.
Say - whatever happened to her health and fitness book? LOL
Even more pathetic, it'll be signed by autopen which her minions paid for through the PAC. I think they should get it signed for free since they already bought the machine. She can't even get up the effort to actually sign the 10 books they sell.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much she'll charge to ship them. She should be getting bulk rates from the USPS now for all that money she spends on postage.
She does have a bulk mail permit. My friend signed up for all of her fundraising mail (just to keep an eye on what she sends out) and they come with a bulk mail stamp, many of them postmarked in Northern Virginia. She must use a printing/bulk mailing facility there, near her PAC headquarters. There are places that both produce and mail literature for customers; the UPS Store will do it. My friend said she receives at least one piece of SarahPAC mail per month and some months she receives two.
DeletePart of her mailing list comes from those that sign up on SarahPAC to receive mailers or those that signed up at Palin pubic appearances. Don't know where she gets the rest of her mailing list or how many she mails out, but that could really add up. Most printing places give steep discounts per 100,000 pieces produced, with costs decreasing as the amount increases. The minimum mailed per bulk permit is 500 so we know she mails at least 500 per mailing, but I'd guess it's more in the one to two hundred thousand range.
Fact remains, for all the money she's spending sending paper thru the mail, her fundraising efforts seem to be falling flat these days.
I know of no one - I repeat - no one - in Alaska who has ever received a piece of Paylin PAC crap in the mail - or anything Paylin related since her short stint as GINO.
DeleteWow.
ReplyDeleteA book about making Christmas all about Jesus.
Which Sarah is charging people $60 for, and using the money for political purposes.
How... Christian of her.
She's all class, is our Sarah.
Every year, the people at Fox create a false "War on Christmas." There are more than enough Christmas decorations, Christmas advertising, Christmas everything in the shopping malls, on our streets, and in front of peoples houses. Christmas belongs in the home and in the church. It can be celebrated in private, religious schools. But it has no place in public schools paid for with public tax revenue. As George W. Bush once asked, "Is our children learning?" The answer is, "No, not if they are busy celebrating Christmas in school."
DeleteSarah is winning her war against good taste in her neck of the woods. Tacky again, as always.
DeleteThis "book" will be 99 cents at Family dollar by Thanksgiving. Another book full of lies from the Palin clan. Maybe Track, Bristol, Willow and Piper should read it, to imagine Christmas if this were a true story? Happy family, gathered together around the tree with loads of gifts, good food cooking in the kitchen. All paid for by Sarah.coN $carah in Arizona, Toad - where is Toad? The girls hung over from their bar hopping the night before. Lots of nannies for all the illegitimate babies. Ah, yes, Christmas at the Palins compound.
ReplyDelete99 cents TOO MUCH. Wait for the day after Thanksgiving.
DeleteBut my coffee table is level already, thanks to Going Rogue.
Delete--- Pete "the food stamp, welfare guy" PeteredOut, a proud financial supporter of Sarah Palin
Wait a minute. I thought there was a war on saying Christmas and on Christmas. Why did Quitter not call her book Merry Christmas and You're Illiterate Because You Bought My Book?
ReplyDeleteWell yah, but that auto-pen $P signature is going to be worth, ah, pennies some day. After giving up their retirement nest-egg to the 'cause', these folks just might need those precious coins.
ReplyDeleteIn addition to the advertising on the Pee Page, Sarah's PAC sent out actual letters printed on paper. Each of her fans wrote a comment, "I got my letter, too." Same offer, donate $60. and get an autographed book the moment that they are released. Either Palin is going to have to get her hands on a carton of books ahead of time, buy some Sharpie pens and sign them all personally, or those poor suckers are going to get something with a stamped signature in it. Guess which one it will be.
ReplyDeleteWhile on the subject of getting letters, one of the Pee Fans wrote that she received a letter last week, too. That's alot of postage. Barack Obama sends out emails by the gazillions. That's the difference between a community organizer (who won two elections with his incredible ground force) and a woman who claims to have "actual executive experience." If Palin is given any credit (or blame) for her PAC, letters? Are you kidding? Why didn't she collect email addresses when she was so busy signing all of those books on her earlier bus tours? Their snail mail mentality is also the reason that they couldn't believe that Palin was getting her ass sued when it takes days and days for a letter to reach my house, and then I have to walk down to the mail box, and then I have to walk back to the house and sit down and open it.
Sarah's base are old, or uneducated and definitely NOT technically savvy. Thankfully , many will be dying off soon, so she is well on her way to infamy. Worldwide infamy.
DeleteGood Tidings and Great Joy? That sounds a bit more like "Happy Holidays" . I thought we could only say "Merry Christmas" or else we were waging war on Christmas.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see the quotes she got from Santa since she lives so close to the North Pole and has great access to him.
I can't wait to see how Santa fits into this whole Keep Christ in Christmas thing. I wonder if he feels Christ is overshadowing him.
I also can't wait to see pictures of the Palin holiday traditions. Do they dress Bristol as the Virgin Mary and Put Trig in a manger? Will there be photos of her drunk kids holding guns while wearing Santa hats on the pontoon boat? Will she stuff trig in another box and let him chew on a bow? Will they share recipes for obesity and cardiac arrest inducing treats. Will there be a recipe for red bull flavored egg nog? Will the stockings be made of fur or camouflage? Will they show granny and toad snow machining off into the tundra to snort blow off oil barrels? How many different "trial dads" will there be in the photos of Christmas past? Will we get to see Bristol's old chin again? Will they blur Levi out?
I do believe it will be a Merry Christmas here at IM!
Camouflage stockings and pink guns, Wasilla to the bone...
DeleteSanta's Helper7:28 AM
DeleteLOVE YOUR COMMENT X1000!!!
Thanks Brilliant!
Holy Bristol in a Virgin costume with Trig in a manger, Batman! I laughed till I cried reading your comment.
DeleteI would bet that this pile of excrement will be signed by autopen or a trained monkey(postage right?) because freedom... uh nope... try again, because to do it herself would be work.
ReplyDeleteSend an immediate $100 donation to SarahPAC or Sarah will slit Santa's throat and shoot all his reindeer.
ReplyDeleteOh, am I going to have fun in bookstores! Just like the last three times.....
ReplyDeleteHo Ho Ho, $arah!
I wonder if the Palin's get offended when Santa says Ho! Ho! Ho! They probably think he's talking about them.
ReplyDeleteRemember the last time those C4P morons fell for the SarahPAC "giveaway" scam? Some of them complained bitterly that, for months after making their $100 donation for a "free" autographed copy of Going Rogue, they still hadn't received their copy of the book. I remember the diehards attacked them for complaining...
ReplyDeleteThen others chimed in that they'd received their books, but the autograph was a sticker with an obviously printed signature slapped on the first blank page of the book after the frontispiece.
Those C4Pers are so stupid.
This has got to be her family pushing here; $60 isn’t too much or too little. Although I wouldn’t give her a nickel, some thought was put into this particular grift. Todd?
DeleteBooks like those of Sarah's are NOT selling for $60 in bookstores or Costco. Anyone donating that to her PAC to get a book (and her signature) are absolutely nuts!
DeleteIt probably won't even be her authentic signature folks! Watch her actions - she lies and cheats! It's a given!
What every happened to health and fitness book?
ReplyDeleteThey are too sick and Sarah looks like a meth addict. Her tongue is a give away.
DeleteGood luck to Sarah Palin. At this Amazon website:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.com/gp/new-releases/books/12393 there are 77 new releases coming out this fall for Christmas 2013. Some are duplicates, like Palin's, including a hard cover book, an audio book or a CD. And some are going to be released before Palin's book, getting a head start of the holiday. Because if it is Halloween, you're already too late for Christmas.
By the way,isn't it hypocritical of Palin to denounce the commercialism of Christmas by selling a book about Christmas? (The operative word her is "selling.") She talks about it being it being "homogenized" as if it was a glass of milk. Maybe Palin thinks that Christmas is all the same everywhere. Definitions of "homogenized" include: make uniform, make similar, standardize, unite, integrate, fuse, merge, blend, meld, coalesce, amalgamate, combine. Not really the right word, Mrs. Journalism major.
There is a big difference between Christmas in Los Angeles, where there is no snow, and Alaska, where you do have snow, and it truly is the darkest time of the year. Those of us in the lower 48 have much more daylight, even though it gets dark earlier. Depending on the merchants' associations, there is either a ton of money to spend on decorations for the shopping district or not very much. In New Mexico, they set out luminarias, paper bags with sand at the bottom to hold a lighted candle. It's beautiful. In some places, people compete to decorate their houses bigger and better than anyone else. (It reminds me of that Danny DeVito movie where you could see his Christmas decorations from outer space). No, Sarah, you would do better to describe all of the different ways that people celebrate the Winter Solstice, which is what Christmas really is. No one is "homogenizing" anything.
And, we've seen the family photo where the guy is sitting in his shorts with one limp string of light bulbs festooning his house. (Is that Chuckie, the fearless Alaska author?) Maybe you set up some fake pictures for your book, but we remember the Palin/Heath Family Christmas just the way it exists in Google Imgages.
Note to Gryphen: please post these photos to show how Sarah REALLY celebrates Christmas. Trig under the Tree, a Gift from God, a guy in his shorts and dead Rudolph. These are my Palin Christmas memories.
http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/bristolpalin/files/2012/12/photo-2.jpg
http://media.adn.com/smedia/2008/12/27/22/4135081.3687.original.aurora_standalone.prod_affiliate.7.jpg
And who could forget the day that Sarah Palin shot Rudolph? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fnsOmb0Fvog/SSaID-Q-vsI/AAAAAAAABIY/fht3W3iP5fE/s400/palin-rudolph-small-jpg.JPG
8:29 - Brilliant post!
DeleteIt's like watching a group in an insane asylum, behind a secret glass. That's how these people are perceived now. They could truly be subjects of research and psychological observation for psychology students out there.
ReplyDeleteJust sign in to C4P, and it's a neatly-packaged cult that worships it's leader - these specimens could tell a lot about how the power of cults start. And it would show how the leader has the ability to program innocents into his/her web of deceit. That group and the way they respond to anything that Sarah Palin does or says is disturbing. And she never has to even make a physical appearance or meet them. They worship her from afar.
Less and less of them too!! She's not getting the adoration she once did many years ago.
DeleteWill her publisher spend money on a tour and signings to promote Sarah and her book?
ReplyDeleteRJ in Brownbackistan
Do bears hunt Poops in the wood?
DeleteNo they won't, so SARAHPAC will beg the bots for "bus" money and Chuck Jr. will start a new "Earthquake" begging book stores and truck stops to host the Grifterella. He has also offered to wash Grifterella's underwear during the tour and Chuck Senior will keep tabs on the kids underwear.
Delete1) Sarah, there's no need to "protect the heart of Christmas." No one's attacking it, even though you love to get your adrenaline racing by pretending that there are enemies around every corner.
ReplyDeleteThe United States is home to more than 300 million people, many of whom practice all sorts of religions -- or none at all. None of them is trying to vilify or besiege Christmas. They want to worship in their own way, and are happy to let you worship in your way. That's the way it's written in the Constitution. Try it sometime.
2) You might enjoy reading a book on "How Charles Dickens Invented Christmas," or check out the biography of Prince Albert. Christmas trees, Santa Claus, carols, etc. are mostly borrowed from several traditions, most of which are from the 19th century.
When the Puritans landed on Plymouth Rock, they outlawed Christmas in the Colonies for hundreds of years. Anglicans (English) settled in the mid-Atlantic, when they'd gotten rid of the Dutch, who had their own Reformed Church. The Swedes practiced their own Christianity. In Maryland and further south, many Roman Catholics came to stay. All of them adhered to different types of Christianity.Many carried on their business on December 25 as they did on any other day. Christmas was not the spectacle it has become.
Peter Stuyvesant allowed Jews to settle in New Amsterdam, without worrying about their attacking Christmas. Jews were also allowed to settle in Newport, Rhode Island, by the Pilgrim settlers (some of whom are my ancestors).
In short, you can write your sentimental, treacly ode to Christmas, as a money-making scheme for yourself. Just be sure you know that your entire premise is false and phony.
3) Since you're probably buying these wholesale from the publisher and then shipping them out book rate, you're going to get a royalty payment as well as getting it on the back end, as a retailer. Sweet deal!
4) I doubt there will be many more books coming our way from the Sarah Palin Book Factory after this one. What more is there to say? Other than, "goodbye." We'd love to hear that from you.
Oh, no, there really is an attack on Christmas. In the same way that the TV stations drove the drumbeats of war to invade Iraq and Syria, they are the ones who have created this fake "war on Christmas." There is no war. It was better to reach a settlement over the weapons than to bomb people. If we're talking about the Christ in Christ's birthday, He was not for war, either. He fed the multitudes and healed the sick, and he didn't ask for payment. Maybe Sarah should focus on the message of Christ instead of trying to create a fake message about her version of how Christ's birth should be celebrate. (And, no, Sarah, it is NOT the holiest day in the year. That would be Easter. Time to get our your pen and pencil again).
DeleteI'll bet Sarah Palin knows zero about the teachings of Christ. She is one of the very worst examples of a Christian out there!
DeleteShe lies, cheats, steals, spreads hate and is a racist.
Fine Christian woman, my ass!
Well said.
DeleteSo true -- Christmas, as we know it today, was invented by Madison Avenue and NYC mega stores in the early 1900s.
DeleteAnd the tradition of commercialism and conspicuous consumption remains!
But, because $arah never reads anything to enlighten her bony $$, she doesn't care to have a clue about Christmas history.
Merry Griftma$ is more like it.
Way OT-http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/wp/2013/06/18/josh-duggar-moving-to-d-c-for-political-job-with-family-research-council/
ReplyDeleteThis is a few months old but I happened upon the show last night and when I saw that he was going to DC I just knew it was to politicize their religious beliefs!! I feel very nervous about this kind of infiltration.
7 Mountains Agenda.
DeleteNothing new here.
Good News Club in public school, they are everywhere.... they want to run the world
DeleteSarah, someone is watching these endeavers. He's the One who is the subject of your coming book. Do not grieve Him. When you get your publishing check, in your hand, remember who paid the ultimate sacrifice for you. Profiting off of the Most Holy God, come in flesh to the world, as Jesus, the beginning and the end, the great IAM, the Mighty God, Everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace, you do remember this when you were saved, don't you.
ReplyDeleteEven the demons tremble.
Sigh..
Delete$arah believes $he is the great I AM.
DeleteIf the sad Charlie Brown Tree(a twig with one ornament)in her Fox Studio last Christmas is a preview to her holiday decorating and traditions this book is going to bomb. I wonder why she didn't have a nativity set up in the background. Why no Christ in your Christmas Sarah Palin?
ReplyDeleteShe will have photos of Chuck doing the Christmas hunt dinner and Sally passing potatoes. All in the folksy homey Palin tradition and vibrant living. How Sarah and Todd continue the traditions and Bristol mastering mac'n cheesy.
DeleteSpeaking of that Charlie Brown Christmas tree, near the roaring fire-- I remember Sarah wearing her red Elmo jacket too, also. I hope that she makes that a Christmas tradition.
DeleteAnd the roaring fire in the summer during record temps in Alaska, also too, you betcha liberty freedom ObamaBad, commonsense conservatives!
DeleteBenghazi!
And suddenly in the heavens there was a multitude of angels saying:
ReplyDelete"Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."
Dear Sarah: this message of love and peace is what the angels told us is the meaning of Christmas.
There's no fighting over whose Christmas is more legitimate. Those who aren't Christians might convert if they saw peaceful, loving, tender, caring Christians giving of themselves to help the rest of mankind.
When you share a message of peace, and demonstrate your good will to all mankind -- when we see you giving your worldly goods to those in need, when we see you volunteer to help others -- not just on one day, but on every day of the year -- when we see you smile and give a welcome to everyone, no matter who they are or where they came from -- then we'll be prepared to listen to your thoughts on Christmas. When we know there's peace in your heart.
Until then, we're better off reading the Gospels and living life as Christ instructed us to, in the Beatitudes.
9:18Am - beautifully put.
DeleteHas $arah donated one penny to DS or donated one minute of her time to that cause. Don't get me started ....
That is one fug book cover also,too!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow much "Imagination" went into THAT? Boy her bots are rubes alright!
Did Christ have a hobby creating faux wreaths? Where's the Christ in wreath decorations Sarah Palin? Not even a baby Jesus on the cover. WTF?
DeleteSarah is noted for her bad taste and everything fugly. She attracts like a-hoes with her signature YUK!
DeleteBest part about the cover is the irony of the wreath originally being used by pagans to celebrate the change of seasons. It wasn't until much later that christians adopted wreaths into their holiday symbology.
DeleteShe never does her due diligence and research before spewing her nonsense. She just throws a bunch of crap out there and sees what sticks and hopes that her bots are too stupid to research what she has to say.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wreath
She is such a Tard.
DeleteBet she changes the cover to a pic of HER!
Or TriGGER bear under the Xmas tree another pagan symbol! In fact all of "Christmas" is pagan, yule log, mistletoe and the candles, lights, Winter Solstice on the the 21st. "Christmas" is a Xtian fraud and marketing tool!
The real "celebration" is the turning of the wheel the longest day, then the days start to get shorter....
The Celebration is for EARTH!
Not consumerism! FUCK SARAH ANOTHER EPIC FAIL!!!!
Maybe that's why $he hasn't been on FOX for about a month?
DeleteWith all that's going on in Syria, I bet Roger the Hutt has demanded a NO $arah zone and nixed her hateful, totally off the wall spew.
$arah Paylin is an offence to God, Allah, Buddha, all Higher Powers - you name it. And all the underling citizenry of the world also too.
FLASHBACK:
ReplyDeleteLinda Lewey
My family (wife, 3year old, and 10 year old) and I waited for 6 hours to get a book signed by Sarah Palin tonight. She left 300 folks standing in the rain and cold without explanation or even an address at exit. That is 1800 hours of voters lives sacrificed for nothing due to lack of concern by another politician for… our time, money and effort to see a cause through. She could have invested 45 minutes and not received the boos, or sign my book chants. I know that the majority of the folks that were chanting go Palin now are returning her books tomorrow morning. What a disappointment. It is time that politicians follow through on the detail and not just be concerned with their own time. The country requires hard working Americans (that vote) to change the political landscape. I thought Sarah turning Rogue was a good thing. Following your steps to a road to success being on the cutting edge. I guess it is just in the name of her book not the fabric of her handlers.
They shouldn't have been so dumb in the first place!
DeleteBeaglemom
Too bad the 'outside' folks don't ask Alaskans about the idiot Sarah Palin! Try reseraching her - she's a taker, fraud and liar....oh, she's not a practicing 'chfristian' either. She does not live the teachings and does not attend or donate to a church in Alaska!
DeleteHell, $he doesn't even live in Alaska. Only appears here for phony photo opps.
DeleteDoes anyone remember the letter from a Wasilla neighbor when Paylin was picked for VP by John McShame that really got things going in terms of people really looking into "who the hell is this person." ?? That would make a good read. It really started the scrutiny - and came from either IM or Mudflats blogs.
FLASHBACK:
ReplyDeleteJordan Harris
I just spent 9 hours of my day, $40 of my hard earned money on two of your books, and took the whole day off work to watch you jump on a bus and throw a half-heated wave to the crowd you were avoiding.
I have never felt so disrespected. How can you claim that you are different? You aren’t. You are just as selfish as everyone else in Washington. It breaks my heart. I thought you might be the answer to the turmoil this country is under but you aren’t. You just slapped hundreds of Hoosiers in the face. The hard working type of people that you claim to represent.
You say in your book that you chose to sleep well over eating well. At the end of the day I know that you don’t care that you wasted the whole day of some 20 year old college student who lives on their own. I understand that all that matters is that I spent my money on two of your books. I’m sure your eating well. You certainly have no reason to be sleeping well.
FLASHBACK
ReplyDeleteJulie Beightler Doll
Went to the book signing in Noblesville, IN. Waited three hours in the cold to get a wristband to reserve my spot at the book signing tonight. We were told she would sign book for the first 1000 people. Not so. The event ended promptly at 9:00pm, though there were still at least 150 people left. Wasted my day, wasted money on a babysitter, and wasted my money on this book.
FLASHBACK: (Remember those suckers who received Sarah Palin signature stickers? Well Greg was one of them)
ReplyDeleteGreg VandenBoom
I spent majority of my day at Border’s in Noblesville, Indiana waiting to get my book signed. After 8 hours in the cold and rain with my wife and 10 month old baby, I was shocked to watch Sarah get on a bus and leave without signing books for at least 400 people. Instead, we were given a sticker that had her signature printed on it! You lost quite a few supporters tonight! I know many planned to return their books, but the real disappointment was the realization that someone you supported and believed in didn’t follow through on the commitment they made.
And that's how the Palin Curse caused Borders Books to go Bankrupt.
DeleteAs long as there is a SarahPac they will come up with gimmicks to get donors to give to SarahPac since their other attempts to get money has failed. Sarah will milk whatever followers she has for every $60 she can get.
ReplyDeleteThe SarahPAC official Christmas ornament. Small: I donated $25.
DeleteMedium: I donated $50.
Big: I donated $60. and all I got was this lousy book.
The two-tone Todd ornament only comes in size small.
DeleteAnd it's considered XS by lower-48 standards.
DeleteSarahPAC is starving for donations. I bet a one dollar donation merits a "handwritten" (Willow) thank you note signed by "Sarah" (Mr. Autopen).
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see Sarah stick her PAC logo on Santa.
DeletePOSTAGE!!
DeleteAmazon can be an amazing resource. The writing creativity shown in the customer reviews of the
ReplyDelete"banana slicer" I'm sure will blow any drivel "written" by Sara out of the water. http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1379526658&sr=8-1&keywords=banana+slicer
I suggest when Sara's book is released, IM readers can add our reviews to her book in a similar manner.....it is so sad Amazon discontinued the "tag" feature...the ones for Michelle Bachman's last book were hysterical....
I love the Amazon reviews when they become "memes". One of my favorites are the reviews on the "Three Wolf Moon" t-shirt but these banana comments are equally as hilarious.
Deletehttp://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B002HJ377A
I never knew...now I'm a little queasy from laughing so hard.
DeleteI've been stuck on the banana slicer comments page for over an hour and I've laughed my mascara off twice! Thanks a lot Brick 101!!
DeleteAnon 11:35 -- The Three Wolf Moon shirt is my favorite, too! Love the banana slicer, too. (Thanks to George Takai for enlightening me about that one.)
DeleteDo you remember how "binders full of women" became a meme with three ring binder reviews?
http://www.amazon.com/Avery-Durable-Binder-11-Inch-17041/dp/B000J0AVHI/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1379538609&sr=8-5&keywords=three+ring+binder
"I was originally going to rate this only 1 star. You see, I'm a big girl and I can only squeeze about 53% of myself into this binder. But then I decided that I'm not going to worry about the other 47%."
I had not read teh banana slicer reviews before this. We will have a hit on our hands if our reviews of the new book are anywhere near as good as the banana slicer comments. WHEW.
DeleteGO IMers!
DeleteWe will tank $creech's ghostwritten attempt of a book.
The hypocrisy of this book - no words to describe that Sarah Palin's whole motive to write this book is to get fast money for doing nothing.
ReplyDeleteI think Sarah hopes to achieve several things in this book. Blame the commercialization of Christmas on President Obama. Make lots of $$$. Keep her christian base fooled that she's still a devout christian, so she can glean from them. Use the book to benefit her SarahPac. Fool more of the lower 48 voters into thinking she's against the material/elite/commercialization/pagan holiday hijacking of this special day. Divide the country, creating a schism between those who celebrate in secular fashion versus christian celebrants. Attention-seeking motives, with lots of pictures of herself and family having FUN.
Now, if all the proceeds of this book went to Christmas funds or charities that take care of the homeless, or poor children overseas and at home, or towards a charity for unemployed veterans who have little for the holidays, or any charity that would benefit the many causes that Sarah CLAIMS to care about, then it might balance everything out. This woman would no more give one cent of profit to anything or anyone but herself. If she reads this and decides, hey, I might look good if I dedicate some of the proceeds to charity, well, Sarah, it's too late.
This comment was made today on IM and if you plan to do something later, it's only because you KNOW how selfish and ignorant you look now.
Isn't selling a book about Christmas a way to commercial Christmas? Nice going, Sarah. You are the one who is responsible for commercializing Christmas!
DeleteHey, that book is a fundraiser for her PAC. That's a charity, right? Oh, I forgot. That's Sarah's private Me-Charity.
Delete"Blame the commercialization of Christmas on President Obama."
DeleteI'm sure she'll bring up the Obamas' card from a few years ago that she didn't like. You know, the one that was just like the ones used by other presidents.
Time to start turning her books over, or around, once we start seeing it at Costco or bookstores.
DeleteA 'christian' she is NOT! What a friggin' fraud! I'll bet she didn't write one word of it!
Hey, friends of the idiot - don't give her PAC $60 if you want the book - you'll be able to get it at a much lower cost in a month or just before the holidays!
You can bet if $arah does donate a penny of the proceeds to a good cause (DS, maybe??) $he will make sure it is accompanied by a big blow hard press release so everyone will know how "generous" $he is. Yep, like how she's "supported" so many "commonsense conservatives" with her PAC money.
DeleteBrancy gets a response
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin Wants To Singlehandedly Murder Planned Parenthood, With Her Vagina
http://wonkette.com/529074/bristol-palin-wants-to-singlehandedly-murder-planned-parenthood-with-her-vagina
Is Sarah still farting rainbows?
I hope it's not too late for Sarah to add some photographs to her Christmas book. I expect to see photos of Sarah praying in church on Christmas Eve.
ReplyDeletePhotos in CHURCH?
DeleteBristol said her family is too busy for church.
But not too busy for vacations, house boats, horse races, car races, camping and hunting photo ops.
Not to mention all the lazy floatin' fun in her poontang, er, pontoon boat on a Sunday mornin'.
DeleteThe wreath on Sarah's Christmas book is NOT a Christmas wreath. Here is some history of the REAL CHRISTMAS WREATH.
ReplyDeleteIn ancient Rome, people used decorative wreaths as a sign of victory. Some believe that this isChristmas wreath where the hanging of wreaths on doors came from.
The origins of the Advent wreath are found in the folk practices of the pre-Christian Germanic peoples who, during the cold December darkness of Eastern Europe, gathered wreaths of evergreen and lighted fires as signs of hope in a coming spring and renewed light. Christians kept these popular traditions alive, and by the 16th century Catholics and Protestants throughout Germany used these symbols to celebrate their Advent hope in Christ, the everlasting Light. From Germany the use of the Advent wreath spread to other parts of the Christian world. Traditionally, the wreath is made of four candles in a circle of evergreens with a fifth candle in the middle. Three candles are violet and the fourth is rose, but four white candles or four violet candles can also be used. Each day at home, the candles are lighted, perhaps before the evening meal-- one candle the first week, and then another each succeeding week until December 25th. A short prayer may accompany the lighting of each candle. The last candle is the middle candle. The lighting of this candle takes place on Christmas Eve. It represents Jesus Christ being born.
http://www.thehistoryofchristmas.com/trivia/wreaths.htm
Now, about that Christmas tree. It didn't start with Christ and it had nothing to do with Christ. Here's the background:
ReplyDeleteLong before the advent of Christianity, plants and trees that remained green all year had achristmas tree special meaning for people in the winter. Just as people today decorate their homes during the festive season with pine, spruce, and fir trees, ancient peoples hung evergreen boughs over their doors and windows. In many countries it was believed that evergreens would keep away witches, ghosts, evil spirits, and illness.
In the Northern hemisphere, the shortest day and longest night of the year falls on December 21 or December 22 and is called the winter solstice. Many ancient people believed that the sun was a god and that winter came every year because the sun god had become sick and weak. They celebrated the solstice because it meant that at last the sun god would begin to get well. Evergreen boughs reminded them of all the green plants that would grow again when the sun god was strong and summer would return.
The ancient Egyptians worshipped a god called Ra, who had the head of a hawk and wore the sun as a blazing disk in his crown. At the solstice, when Ra began to recover from the illness, the Egyptians filled their homes with green palm rushes which symbolized for them the triumph of life over death.
Early Romans marked the solstice with a feast called the Saturnalia in honor of Saturn, the god of agriculture. The Romans knew that the solstice meant that soon farms and orchards would be green and fruitful. To mark the occasion, they decorated their homes and temples with evergreen boughs.
In Northern Europe the mysterious Druids, the priests of the ancient Celts, also decorated their temples with evergreen boughs as a symbol of everlasting life. The fierce Vikings in Scandinavia thought that evergreens were the special plant of the sun god, Balder.
http://www.thehistoryofchristmas.com/trivia/trees.htm
The Christmas tree of today comes from 16th Century German.
And now for the Christmas gifts. If you think that we give each other presents because of the Magi, then you are celebrating the wrong holiday. In many countries, Christmas is celebrated at midnight mass, the time when Christ was supposed to be born. Gifts are given 12 days later, on the Day of the Three Kings, January 6. That Christmas website has an explanation for the gifts that Santa (St.Nick) brings:
ReplyDeleteThe custom of giving gifts to relatives and friends on a special day in winter probably began inChristmas gifts ancient Rome and northern Europe. In these regions, people gave each other small presents as part of their year-end celebrations.
In the United States and England, children hang stockings on their bedpost or near a fireplace on Christmas Eve, hoping that it will be filled with treats while they sleep. In Scandinavia, similar-minded children leave their shoes on the hearth. This tradition can be traced to legends about Saint Nicholas. One legend tells of three poor sisters who could not marry because they had no money for a dowry. To save them from being sold by their father, St. Nick left each of the three sisters gifts of gold coins. One went down the chimney and landed in a pair of shoes that had been left on the hearth. Another went into a window and into a pair of stockings left hanging by the fire to dry.
No one was really in the habit of exchanging elaborate gifts until late in the 1800s. The Santa Claus stories of giving gifts to good children, combined with an amazing retailing phenomenon that has grown since the turn of the century, has made gift giving a central focus of the Christmas tradition.
http://www.thehistoryofchristmas.com/trivia/gifts.htm
And while we are writing about Christmas and getting it right, people put out manger scenes, in front of their houses and in front of churches. They put all the statues out there early in December, Mary, Joseph, baby Jesus, the three wise men, the works. No! That's not how the story goes.
In Latin American countries, they put out the manger with the animals, maybe a couple of shepherds. Joseph and Mary don't arrive until Christmas eve. (Let's get the story straight, OK?) and baby Jesus appears in his bed of straw at the stroke of midnight. You know the rest. The Magi, the three wise men show up 12 days later, on the Day of the Three Kings. And, that's when they give presents to the kids.
I thought we bought presents to boost the economy for the end of the year.
Delete@anon 11:59 No, that was George W. Bush who told us to show our patriotism after September 11 by going shopping. Yeah, it coincides with the beginning of the Christmas shopping season. (Hey, what ever happened to the Day after Thanksgiving for the start of Christmas shopping? OMG Sarah's right, the holiday has been commercialized. I never would have known if she didn't point it out to me).
DeleteWhat day does the tooth fairy come, Queen Quiter?
DeleteI love the fact that Sarah et al. got the Bible quote wrong that she named the book after. In Luke 2:10 the angel says "I bring you good tidings OF great joy" not "AND great joy." What a bunch of idiots.
ReplyDeleteThe reason that Palin couldn't use "Of Great Joy" is because there are a bunch of Christmas books out there already that use that wording. And we all know how careful Sarah Palin is about not stepping on the copyright rights of others.
DeleteTry again - you can't copyright a line from the King James bible. She got the quote wrong because she is stupid.
DeleteBristol Palin Wants To Singlehandedly Murder Planned Parenthood, With Her Vagina
ReplyDeleteNoted debutante Bristol Palin, who became an unwilling postergirl for chastity and purity and second virginities and whatnot (second virginities are when you only give up the butt), has done posted a “thought” on the MyFace and her dumb religion blog, and honestly, she is probably plumb tuckered out from having it ghostwritten for her.
What is echoing around Bristol Palin’s perfectly zen uterus (that is where she keeps her brains) today?
Just a great big yeeeehaw and hallelujah that perhaps someday teen girls, like Bristol Palin herself was not too many minutes ago, might get the joy and blessing of being denied affordable care for their bits and their pieces, and also might get the chance to be supertotes knocked up, like she was, with her young son, to whom she does not actually pay that much attention, actually.
Really, take a moment and click back to that livebloog of her sad reality show, Life’s a Tripp, and witness HOW MUCH SHE HATES BEING A MOM, like really, really HATES being a mom, because did you know you have to watch your kid like EVERY DAY? And besides, Bristol does not understand why all the other girls who get knocked up by a “fuckin’ redneck” would not want to “choose life” like she did, especially when it’s so fun and easy and profitable and besides, when “life” gets all tedious, you can just ship it off to Granny, if you believe this scurrilous no-good rag, so you can go out and flooze it up. (For the record: we are for floozing it up.)
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So, girls, take a tip from Bristol Palin. (She is A Expert on parenting, after all.) Being a teen mom is the greatest thing and never leads to meth and sadness and always leads to getting to go on Dancing With The Stars, because that is just how shit works, today, in America.
[Patheos]
http://wonkette.com/529074/bristol-palin-wants-to-singlehandedly-murder-planned-parenthood-with-her-vagina
I so hope bristle clicks on that link...comments are great...
DeleteWell done, Wonkette!
DeleteEverybody should donate at least 60 yo SarahPAC
ReplyDeleteThe best donation in politics today
With the added bonus of a personally autographed
copy of Sarah's new best seller.
I would like to donate "at least 60 yo" but I don't have any yo's or yoyo's around right now. The good thing about people donating their dimes and dollars to Sarah's PAC is that that's less money going to any serious Republican candidates.
DeleteIs that an Andrew Dice Clay impression?
Delete"In just 4 years, that Palin bitch went from 44 yrs old to at least 60. YO!!!"
At today's exchange rate, 60 Yo is about .74 cents.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Sarah will share one of her favourite recipes for meth: the Walter White Wholesome Awesome Christmas Meth.
ReplyDeleteShe may be baked, but her cookies come from a grocery store.
Wow! A book about xmas out so early? The turkeys haven't been slaughtered to protect the heart of Thanksgiving yet, and she's got a xmas book out?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if her voo doo witch doctor will write a preface?
What's with "Protecting the Heart of Xmas"? Will she call for troops? Or rely on the Salvation Army?
After traipsing around the world with Jewish "Bling", you'd think she'd do a book on the Jewish traditions.
At least she has the sense to not put her puss on the cover. No one would recognize her!
Did somebody say, "The Heart of Christmas?" That's a movie from 2011. But, it's a Christian drama, so it's OK to protect their movie title.
DeleteThe Heart of Christmas is a 2011 American Christian drama feature film directed by Gary Wheeler and starring Candace Cameron Bure, Jeanne Neilson, Eric Jay Beck, George Newbern and Matthew West in his film debut. It is based on a true story. It involves a woman’s encounter with a family caring for a child with acute leukemia and how it transforms her faith and her attitude about her own family.
This is just as bad as putting her PAC logo on the iconic photo of the September 11 Firefighters, profiting from someone else's tragedy.
If Palin is shoveling the Christ back into Christmas, WHY the image of a pagan celebration on the cover of her book?
ReplyDeleteBringing evergreens into the home and farmstead is a Northern European SOLSTICE tradition, and welcomes the elves, sprites, and local tomte/nisse/domovoi/disir/brownies (protective spirits) by showing that they may shelter inside until spring comes again.
I suppose she helped the kids leave out milk and cookies for Santa and his elves... in lieu of attending a church service.
She has no idea what the ghost writer has written for her. She just wants to peddle some fake folksy photos of her making a Christmas dinner (LOL), opening presents and sitting around looking at the blinking lights on the tree. They are going to use that little Charlie Brown Christmas Tree, right?
Delete$60 for a damn book signed by Sarah Palin? SarahPac must be hurting for money.
ReplyDeleteNo, this is the sale price. The last time around they asked for $100. donation to get one of Sarah's books. The value of her crap has dropped.
DeleteSarah, didn't you learn anything after sticking your PAC logo on the 9/11 Firefighters' Copyrighted photo? Are you stealing some lyrics from a well know Christmas carol?
ReplyDeleteGod Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen : Lyrics
God rest ye merry, gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay
Remember, Christ, our Saviour
Was born on Christmas day
To save us all from Satan's power
When we were gone astray
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy
There are a number of verses that repeat
O tidings of cofort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy.
Maybe the copyright has expired, but we know where you got your title. Nothing original about Palin.