Friday, November 15, 2013

Man kidnaps estranged wife and subjects her to exorcism.

Blanca Farias, looking quite calm for a woman possessed by 3 devils.
Courtesy of ABC News:

A California woman says her estranged husband and son kidnapped her outside a Walmart, told her she was possessed by three devils, and took her to a church where a pastor performed an exorcism that made her physically sick. 

Blanca Farias of Stockton, Calif., says she agreed on Sunday to meet her husband Jose Magana-Farias, 42, to discuss the fate of their marriage. They had separated in January. 

Instead of going to a nearby coffee shop, however, Farias says Magana-Farias and their son Victor Farias, 20, threw her into a pickup truck and drove her to a church 47 miles away. 

“They were saying I had three devils inside of me,” Blanca told ABC affiliate KXTV. 

When they arrived at the church in Bay Point, Calif., Farias says she was restrained and a pastor covered her in oil, some of which she was forced to swallow. 

“They started bathing me in oil,” Blanca said. “They made me swallow some of that oil. I was throwing up and this pastor was saying, ‘You’ve got the devil. Get off of her, get off of her,’ until I fainted.” 

Blanca said she believes her husband was motivated to conduct the exorcism after he learned that she had been seeing another man since their separation. 

Just before the exorcism, Blanca texted that boyfriend who in turn alerted police that the woman had been kidnapped. By the time Magana-Farias returned the woman to her home in Stockton, San Juan County deputies were waiting for them. 

Magana-Farias and his son were arrested. 

Both men were charged with felony kidnapping, conspiracy to kidnap and false imprisonment, according to a sheriff’s deputy at the San Joaquin County Jail.

Three devils? Damn that is a lot of devils!

You know I was pretty sure that at least one of my ex-wives was possessed by something evil as well, but I just divorced her and walked away.

Ya know, because I am NOT a superstitious moron.

So here is my question. How come the pastor was not arrested? Isn't he also complicit in the kidnapping of this woman and her abuse?

11 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:48 PM

    Nutjobs, just like the Palins who 'speak in tongues' and abuse their kids.

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    1. Anonymous3:13 PM

      Pastor is a holy man. Can't be arrested. Could put an evil spell on the San Juan County deputies.

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  2. Anonymous3:11 PM

    So true! I am sick of the crazy religious in our culture. It just screams ignorance.

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  3. Ain't religion grand?!?!?!

    The greatest curse ever visited upon mankind. (Except, mebbe, for Yanni.)

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    1. Anonymous3:58 PM

      Religion is sure great ; also a darn good tax exempt low risk business.

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  4. Anonymous4:00 PM

    Arrest the bible thumper. He committed assault.

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  5. Anonymous4:45 PM

    I think Mrs. Palin is due for another exorcism; the last one didn't take.

    PS I'd love to see Mrs. Palin slathered in oil and forced to drink holy water until she threw up.

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  6. Anonymous5:16 PM

    Found another report on this which states TWO "priests" were involved in some way! Wonder if they both performed the batshittery?

    http://www.kcra.com/news/san-joaquin-deputies-father-son-kidnapped-mother-for-exorcism/-/11797728/22925140/-/vhnft1/-/index.html


    " Magana-Farias and Farias picked up a priest in south Stockton and a second priest at Bay Point before forcing the woman to undergo an exorcism, Jones told KCRA 3.

    She was doused with sacred oil and “purified” during a religious ritual, according a deputy’s report.

    The victim’s roommate alerted deputies to the kidnapping. No torture was involved and the woman was found unharmed."

    No torture huh? Must be batshittery then. Wonder if these priests are certified counselors or exorcisers?

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  7. Anita Winecooler9:13 PM

    I'm glad she escaped relatively unscathed, but why aren't the priests being tried? The devils are in the details. Torture is being taken against your will, not knowing what's next, being held against your will and being subjected to someone else's warped reality?

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  8. I hope the priest gets arrested as well. He's an accomplice. If he's the one that put the notion in the heads of the husband and son, he is the mastermind and should be charged and tried as such.

    I think the trial separation has run it's course. Divorce this nutjob asap and as much as it hurts, break all contact with your whacko son too.

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  9. I will bet my house deposit that the pastor told them to do it.

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