Wednesday, November 06, 2013

Sarah Palin prepares to start her book tour of visits to second hand stores and flea markets to promote her historically inaccurate ghostwritten book about a holiday stolen from the pagans. Whee!

From the Mother XXX-Mas's Facebook page:  

Tomorrow we will announce the details of our upcoming "Good Tidings and Great Joy" book tour scheduled to start November 12th in the beautifully named Bethlehem, PA. This book is not about isolated trivialities. It's not really just about gingerbread cookies, or stockings hung by the chimney with care, or the big fat man with the long white beard. It's not about one holiday at all. It's about that little baby wrapped in swaddling clothes who arrived long before hope and change became political manipulations. It's about Christ and our ability to worship Him freely. It's about America, and what liberty truly means in our day-to-day lives. It's an empowering message that can change your life and help rebuild what is GOOD in this world! I am beyond excited to share this unique book with you and your loved ones. 

I can't wait to hear from you as we apply this positive message to our everyday living and commit to ignoring the "political correctness" that would lead us to do otherwise! 

Sincerely, 

Sarah Palin

Okay a few things. First the idea of taking "the fat man with the long white beard" out of the equation means taking just about all of the fun out of the holiday. And I have NO idea how she believes this book could "change your life." unless of course it makes you consider suicide due to how poorly written it is.

As for the book tour she is about to announce, well we kind of have a pretty good idea already: 

Starting next week, the former Alaska governor and GOP vice presidential candidate will be promoting her new book, "Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas." Publisher HarperCollins announced Tuesday that Palin's tour will begin Nov. 12 at a Barnes & Noble in Bethlehem, Pa., and end Dec. 7 at a Barnes & Noble in Roanoke, Va. 

Similar to previous Palin book tours, she will skip New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago and other major metropolitan areas. Stops include military posts in Fort Campbell, Ky., and Fort Benning, Ga.; a Costco in Plano, Texas; and a Wal-Mart in Wausau, Wis.

As you can see my headline was only a slight exaggeration. 

It looks like Palin is going to be skulking around the country hiding is tiny venues and military bases for fear of a journalist getting close enough to ask her a question, or to take note of the tiny turnout for her latest attempt to pass herself off as a writer.

Considering how poorly her last book tour went, I can have to imagine that this one will be attended only by Right Wing fanatics, sideshow aficionado's, and escaped mental patients.

By the way perhaps somebody ought to tell her that Jesus was NOT born in Bethlehem, and he was NOT born in December. (You know, if in fact he was born at all)

Oh, but I guess that would confuse the paint chip eaters now wouldn't it?

Update: It looks like the interviews for the book tour have begin. USA Today has asked fro ideas for questions.

Have any ideas?

230 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:21 AM

    The Palin plague at work again?

    Christie wins by a landslide
    Plagiarizing Paul's Washington Times weekly column has ended

    Sarah Palin takes Rand Paul’s side in feud with Chris Christie: ‘I’m on team Rand’

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/palin-declares-team-rand-article-1.1424345

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    1. Anonymous6:46 AM

      Well, she should know about plagarizing & ghost writers...

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    2. Anonymous8:13 AM

      Well...wasn't SHE the one who said she knew all about Christmass b/c of her proximity to the "north pole" aka Santa Claus? and
      this statement by her"It's about Christ and our ability to worship Him freely." umm....WE never see pics of her going to church...infact during the campaign when she tried a photo op with piper-Diaper Wallows said to quit it b/c it was fake! Who is stopping the bitch from going to church? Any church all churches? She is such a fucking liar!!!
      Question for her?
      Where's TriG Birth Certificate?
      Why are you hiding Rainbow lodge?
      Why was Todd pimping during the Campaign?
      Are you a NARC?

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    3. Anonymous8:39 AM

      Correction 4 you G..."Sarah Palin prepares to start her book tour "

      Sarah Palin prepares to start her "GRIFTING" tour....

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  2. Anonymous6:32 AM

    Palin's first tour stop is not even listed and she's actually appearing in Easton, PA not Bethlehem. "Splat the Cat" is on the calendar for Nov. 12th.

    http://store-locator.barnesandnoble.com/store/2210

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    1. Anonymous8:37 AM

      Why should she care if it is Easton or Weston or Bettleham? She is selling books and using religion to do so. She is making money and she thinks Bethlehem sounds better.

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    2. Anonymous9:02 AM

      That's okay, she takes creative license with everything she does, the same way she's trying to say she's spreading a "positive message," when she's incapable of being positive.

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    3. That list of private-jet/bus tour stops looks nearly identical to her 2010 whistlestops.

      No doubt Shealah Craigshead has another picture-taking gig, tagging along and taking thousands more pictures for sale, adding to the SarahPAC kitty.

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    4. Anonymous9:20 AM

      That picture of her Heinous looks like she's trying to pinch a loaf. Horrid bitch.

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  3. Anonymous6:39 AM

    I don't care if there is a recipe for moose liver fluke tempura in her book and a certified copies of Trigg and Tripp's birth certificated suitable for framing in her new book. I won't buy it. And, real, thoughtful Americans will not be buying it either. Or Sarah, for that matter.

    I am reading Bill Ayers' new book and referencing a book on dehydrating food. After learning that many jerky treats and such are killing our dogs or making them really sick, I am making dog food. What are Y"All reading? G can you start a book club?

    As for the merry christmas season, after making a purchase a polite "Thank you for shopping with us!" would be welcome. The war on christmas is market share and the stores' bottom line. And, it just might be a good time for us non-believers to show our power in the market place. A 10 to 12% drop in sales if we keep our cards and cash in our pockets.....eh?

    RJ in Brownbackistan

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    1. Anonymous8:45 AM

      I would love, love, love not to feel like I have to
      buy gifts for Xmass ever again. I hate the commercialization and the pressure to BUY! BUY! BUY! It disgusts me. I don't have much family to speak of so of course the lack of familial ties is glaring that time of year.
      Yea, being kind of poor makes Xmass a sucky holiday. Yea, I'm a mom and I have spent many Xmasses presentless...(poor me) but the kids notice and it hurts. I no longer buy things for my 24 and 26 year olds (they are doing better than I am, thankfully) but I still have a 14 year old at home who sadly learned the hard way that Christmas doesn't come from Santa Claus when I barely had $60 to buy him something/anything a couple of years ago. It made me feel like SHIT!!!! FU Xmass!!

      And I KNOW what some of you will say it's about spending time together, baking cookies blah, blah, blah...He's a red blooded 14 year old American. He wants STUFF!!

      Okay I'll calm down. Actually, he kind of knows that we don't have much money and in a very mature way has only asked for simple and practical things the last couple of years, so as disappointed as we both may have been a couple of years ago it was a lesson in humility and just be thankful we have heat and electric kid...

      I AM making some homemade bath and spa treatments with essential oils for my daughters and close girlfriends this year. That will be fun.

      Go ahead call me Grinch and Scrooge, won't be the first time.

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    2. Anonymous9:18 AM

      8:45
      Same boat here. But what the hell, you can only do what you can do. My grown kids (also doing better than I) have been raised with enough love, if not stuff, to be caring understanding adults. They KNOW what we went through. That, in the end, was more important than the "stuff". Great lesson learned, I think.

      Good luck, and hang in there. I tend to believe those that have to buy presents don't have the talent to make presents; LOVE the homade stuff!

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    3. Anonymous10:07 AM

      Hey thanks @918!!
      I really think my kids are better PEOPLE because they haven't been spoiled! Both adult daughters are nurses and one volunteers as a babysitter at a homeless shelter for abused women! I figure I did alright with the raising kids thing. One left and at 14 he has his moments but he's sweet to little babies and small animals! LOL.

      Best to you in this upcoming winter season!! Hope you're warm, happy and relaxed.

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    4. Anonymous10:20 AM

      Anonymous8:45 AM
      oh your spa stuff sounds awesome! Hey 14 yr old wants stuff, he can mow lawns and buy stuff! He is old enough to know there is no "santa". And he should be thankful for how hard it is to put food on the table...
      I'm making blackberry wine & cookies.
      Some people love homemade things and others WANT stuff.
      We live in a very material society.
      Sadly!

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    5. Anonymous1:51 PM

      Used to give and get homemade presents living low income. Now quite wealthy miss the homemades. All the pricy gifts, most made in China, are heartless.

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    6. Anonymous2:03 PM

      Hey @1020

      Yea I think the lesson that he learned that I'm not made of money and to pick his presents wisely. He does mow the lawn and return bottles for extra income. I just want him to do good in school. Freshman in new town. Had to move away from our hometown (I grew up there family on all sides) but it's not bad here and his teachers are all very "transparent" meaning they tell this parent to get on my kids A## to get his work done. Education helps a lot.
      IDK I really think boys are more sensitive than girls in the "life sucks" category. My girls seemed to be more resilient than my son.
      Luckily, this year I've had a lot of extra work but I'm going to graduate school (ouch student loans!) and I wonder if I'm stupid for wasting the money to get a better job but...

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    7. Anonymous2:55 PM

      On the Friday after Thanksgiving I plan to boycott any store that stayed open on Thanksgiving Day.

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    8. Anonymous4:02 PM

      You must give yourself permission to not get sucked into the commercialism of the holidays.

      If you feel you must do gift giving, make sure to shop locally to benefit your community --

      I have started making donations to the local animal shelter, women's crisis center, etc. in my town in the name of family members as a gift. That is so appreciated by so many instead of a tacky something from China.

      If you get sucked into Xmas buying, it's your own damn fault.

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  4. Anonymous6:45 AM

    I'm darn close to Roanoke. Wonder if I should go down & get a tight shot of that nasty wig....

    btw, Roanoke was the campaign stop where everyone was bundled up but poor little TriG was clad only in diaper & sweatshirt. Even the local news media noticed that one.

    Last night's election, Roanoke CITY went for the Dem and Roanoke COUNTY went for the Cooch. So she'd definitely have an audience as except for the liberal enclave near VA Tech, it's all a sea of Tea all the way to the western part of the state.

    Will definitely have to check out the time for the book signing. If the camera put 10# on you, she must look horrific in person.

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    1. Anonymous8:06 AM

      take a sign that asks where Trig's birth certificate is. I'm sure you'd get tossed out. Or just ask her who birthed Trig. I'm sure Toad would jump up then.

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    2. Anonymous8:16 AM

      Anonymous6:45 AM
      "I'm darn close to Roanoke. Wonder if I should go down & get a tight shot of that nasty wig...."
      ******
      YES! Just do it! And don't forget to tell her to FUCK off....from all the IM'ers!!!

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    3. Anonymous8:43 AM

      Mrs. Sarah is in control of her public relations, no Trig signs will make it to the media. She doesn't care and may not be able to see much. No one cares about her and no one can organize to do any counter or protest against her lies. Her lies rule in media and that is all that matters.

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    4. Anonymous8:52 AM

      @645 about the camera putting on 10lbs. Seriously, I have thought about that with some actresses I see on TV. Skank must look like skeletor in person. Reminds me of a girl who used to go to our beach wearing a bikini and must have had Anorexia, poor thing. NO exaggeration. She looked like the pics of people in the death camps at Auschwitz. Sad.

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    5. That Roanoke episode is what I Tweeted Susan Page about, to ask Palin:
      @SusanPage Is @SarahPalinUSA going to strip 5 yr old Trig down to underwear and a shirt, & parade him at 11 PM again?
      http://t.co/bsUKOZRsss

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    6. Crystal Sage11:21 AM

      Why doesn't someone ask Sarah when was the last time she went to a church service and what is her denomination/religion? Or put up a sign?

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      KaJo8:57 AM

      i would like to know the same. Will she strip Trig when temp goes below freezing?

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    8. Anonymous4:16 PM

      You MUST GO. Anyone in the vacinity of these towns MUSt go. I am going, but not saying which one so I wont get blacklisted. Finally get to tell her up close that she didn't fool us.

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  5. Anonymous6:47 AM

    First Leg of the "Good Tidings and Great Joy" Book Tour

    https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/s720x720/1459100_10151991881228588_1366475223_n.png

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  6. Anonymous6:47 AM

    Before I bite into the book, I'd like to share my one small guilt as parents doing the one 'lie' to our kids about the big fat man with the long white beard. My oldest son, 4 or 5 at the time, now an engineer, would get those wheels turning in his head and kept asking "how can deer fly? - It's not possible" - my husband had to come up with a very technical impossible engineering feat to completely convince him. My confession for the soul for today. Thanks, Gryphen, I feel better now. Okay on with Sarah........

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    1. Anonymous7:15 AM

      When our son was 3, he wondered as he was taking stuff out of his stocking, can the elves make a Silver Streak Train? It was the only thing on his Christmas wish list and, guess what, the elves did make it and Santa delivered it.
      Beaglemom

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    2. Anonymous7:50 AM

      Beaglemom: that's so cute. Yes, the elves. I remember my son asking why the elves went to all the bother of making the toys up in their North Pole warehouse, when the stores made them too? He couldn't figure out why his gifts had 'company logos' on them.

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    3. Maple8:02 AM

      About those Santa "lies" -- you know, kids believe what they really want to believe: in Santa, in the Tooth Fairy, in the Easter Bunny. Now, does this in any way remind you of those who "believe" in certain religious myths? Just asking......(!)
      No need to feel any guilt whatsoever at embellishing the way in which a sleigh and reindeer fly!

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    4. Anonymous8:28 AM

      Maple "About those Santa "lies" -- you know, kids believe what they really want to believe: in Santa, in the Tooth Fairy, in the Easter Bunny."

      Or believe the obvious lies told by Fox News, no matter how implausable. Same childish, immature mentality.

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  7. Anonymous6:48 AM

    Only a matter of days and I start MY book tour complete with post-its and pen in hand. "Operation: Leave it to Allah!"

    Her Heinous is NO Christian.

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    1. Anonymous10:40 AM

      see you in wausau......how big is the sign?

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    2. Anonymous1:49 PM

      Not Wausau. Bookstores in my metro area, one at a time!

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  8. Anonymous6:58 AM

    Question: Who actually wrote the book?

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  9. Anonymous7:08 AM

    How does this scrawny, racist BITCH get permission to hawk this piece of CRAP on military bases? She constantly insults President Obama who happens to be the C in C. I want to know WHO gives permission for this outight traitor to even enter a military base, since she is a private citizen with no official connections. Also, too, will she be borrowing another Down child to garner sympathy?

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    1. lostinmn7:55 AM

      She may not be promoting ON the base. Instead she'll most likely be at the Costco across the street. It just sounds better when she implies she'll be at a military base. As for Minneapolis? Not sure where she plans on being but MOA makes sense, or someplace out in Bachman country.

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    2. Anonymous8:09 AM

      Minneapolis, MN (6:00 – 8:00 PM)
      Mall of America
      Barnes & Noble Booksellers
      60 E. Broadway
      Bloomington, MN 54425

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    3. Ailsa8:15 AM

      My guess is she will be at the Barnes and Noble in Fort Campbell and the one that says it serves the area around Fort Benning. In other words, she will be on the military bases in the same way that she implies she will be in the town of Bethlehem PA, when she will actually be in Easton.

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    4. Anonymous9:05 AM

      Blow jobs,lots and lots of blow jobs.

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    5. Anonymous9:12 AM

      "How does this scrawny, racist BITCH get permission to hawk this piece of CRAP on military bases?"

      Remember Fox has the monopoly on tv's being tuned to their station on all our bases. Palin probably comes with that deal

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    6. Anonymous9:42 AM

      I worked at a USMC training installation from 2003 to 2010. EVERY public tv, in all the eating/public places were tuned to Fox. EVERY ONE! ALL the TIME!

      Why does Fox have this privileged position on our military bases?

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    7. Anonymous10:02 AM

      Same here in Alaska, it is so sick to see our troops being drugged by this nonsense.

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    8. Anonymous2:10 PM

      That is how propaganda is distributed, 10:02 AM. Many troops are also medically drugged, like happened to Sarah's close family friend Jeremy Morlock and others.

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  10. Anonymous7:11 AM

    I love the way someone responding to a Huffington Post article referred to her:
    Sarah Palin (R - Facebook)

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    1. Anonymous7:32 AM

      Sarah Palin (R - Facebook)

      I love that. It's so clever, and so true.

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    2. Anonymous11:44 AM

      PERFECT way to note her!!!! Why she is even called 'Governor Palin' is beyond me. She is NOT referred to in that matter by the majority of Alaskans!

      'Sarah Palin (R-Facebook)" - should be the law of the land!

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    3. I need to know the actual source for this, so I won't be plagiarizing when I use
      "Sarah Palin (R -Facebook)"

      We really should always refer to her as such.

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    4. Anonymous2:11 PM

      What does the "R" stand for? What she called Trig?

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    5. Anonymous4:06 PM

      x 1000

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  11. Anonymous7:15 AM

    I hope someone will find out if Jesus is even in rah-rah's book.

    Anyone know what the chapter names are?

    I am reading "The Instance of the Fingerpost", which has some religious beliefs interwoven into the story in a lovely, fascinating way; and I say that as an Atheist. I can't imagine that rah-rah's book will be like that; weaving the beauty of her beliefs into a compelling book-length tale.

    I give people heart rocks, home-made jelly, and personal crafts as gifts, and I say both Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to folks during the Season.
    What makes rah-rah so afraid of peoples' way of celebrating?

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    1. Anonymous8:56 AM

      +1
      Yes, homemade is best..

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    2. Anonymous9:20 AM

      Most of my Christmas presents will be these small sky/landscapes I painted because like most artists I am broke all the time. I did buy my mom four presents: two she said she wanted and two she does not expect.
      M from MD

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    3. Anonymous10:26 AM

      My brother just sent me a framed pencil sketch one of his friends did of a eagle! I love it! I'm going to hang on my wall with the others, always get compliments.
      Its so sad that artists are so unappreciated these days and grifters like palin sell crap books?
      I just read and sent back one of Susanne somers book. I told amazon it was "hormones for retarded" seriously it was so dumbed down anyone who has any-kind of medical background will see what kind of bullshit passes these days.

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    4. Anonymous11:10 AM

      For 10:26:

      Have wondered if Sarah is using the Suzanne Somers hormone plan to keep her sexed up. Ol' Suzanne is looking like one of those athletes that have juiced up on the stuff. It looks bad on a guy and worse when a woman does it.

      RJ

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    5. Anonymous1:08 PM

      RJ
      Suzanne has the $$ to get a dr. feelgood and give her what ever she wants or needs and plastic sx to boot! Her books are extremely dumbed down and they are ghosted with a few "ya duhs"! thrown in by her.
      I even wonder about her "Cancer" story b/c crap ANYONE can say they had it and its "gone" dr. misdiagnose it all the time. She is a RW grifter like palin. Maybe they can team up and sell "thighmasters" together?
      LOL!

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    6. Anonymous1:10 PM

      Oops forgot RJ I think Palin is following the plan of stealing Todd's low T meds! She is so aggressive and manly looking now, like Gina says "tranny man". Not to mention her ugh Meth addiction!

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    7. Anonymous2:16 PM

      I thought SS was in a happy relationship? She sounds like she needs a lot to help her up her game. Sad she isn't feeling more secure.

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  12. Balzafiar7:16 AM

    Questions? Sure thing: where the hell is Trig's birth certificate, bitch?

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    1. How old is Tripp? Is he being kept out of school because his documentation doesn’t match the campaign stories? I think the Palins have seriously compromised Tripp and Trig. Speak up, Levi, better late than never.

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  13. Anonymous7:17 AM

    Sarah, there was a book written long ago, that is printed and read by many, that doesn't have the Head Promoter going around book stores selling the words in it for cash. It is freely given. The little child in the manger came for free.

    Who are you to take it, usurp it as your own and cash in on it?
    Were you appointed co-author? Signing your name on the book and promoting yourself with this sacred message is shameful and disgusting. Everyone who accepts it's message don't care if it brings about political hope or not. It never came to change the politics of it's day.

    I don't think Sarah understands matters of the 'heart', even though she made a book up about that too. Shameless entrepreneur, she is, making a buck off of anything, even the Lord of Lords and King of Kings. Well, I have a new one for you Sarah, it's meaning is for everyone, including those people who just had their food stamps cut off.







































































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    1. Anonymous7:28 AM

      It's anon. here. So sorry, G., something went amiss with the comment square - it took up this gulf of space. Maybe it describes the space between someone's ears.

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    2. Anonymous7:42 AM

      Anon. 7:17 here; I want to clarify where I said (with grammatical error) "Everyone who accepts it's message don't care if it brings about political hope or not".

      I was wrong. Everyone CAN bring hope to man and when man uses the beautitudes to his calling, whether it be political or not, can do wonderful things. Sarah tries to convince her base that someone in the White House tries to take away people's freedoms, therefore taking away their religious hope. She of all people should know that through the ages even if someone lost hope from a political deviant, they carried the eternal hope in their hearts. I can imagine this heart hope might have been in the hearts of African slaves in the Americas. Now there is a perfect example of a people keeping a hope alive in their hearts that someday they'd not only be free spiritually, but free physically from bondage. But with all things Sarah, she would do anything in her power to pull the hope out of the powerless' hands and pretend she cares about the world.

      She's shameless shameless shameless.

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  14. Anonymous7:25 AM

    It's all about good tidings and great joy for Sarah.

    It's like she's saying, look at me, I'm the promoter of good, Obama is the promoter of evil. He's the author of political correctness and I'm the author of what's good in the world (all the while picking your pockets clean while doing it).

    She's disgusting. Mark my words folks, many celebrants of Christmas will be totally turned off from this spectacle. She'd use her own flesh and blood to market her brand, so it can't be surprising she'd use the gospel message to use as a whip to attack the left.

    I wonder if Jesus himself came to her and asked her to stop this, if she'd accuse him of being a liberal?

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    1. Anonymous7:56 AM

      Sarah's protesting the commercialism of Christmas by selling a book about Christmas. It would an act of Christian charity to give the all of the income from the sale of the book to a charity-- no, not her PAC, how about a DS organization?

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    2. Anonymous8:37 AM

      How many of those open doors she was going to plow through has God slammed shut? She doesn't listen to God NOR Jesus. It's all about HER. always has been!

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  15. Anonymous7:26 AM

    Will the pride of Alaaskaa make any book appearances in Alassskaaaa?

    No?

    What is Sarah Palin afraid of?

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    1. Anonymous9:00 AM

      She is afraid because she KNOWS Alaskans know all about babygate, housegate, dairygate, taxgate pimpgate, etc.

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    2. Anonymous4:22 PM

      So does the rest of america and some of us are going to her book signings!

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  16. Anonymous7:28 AM

    Yes do us some good tidings and stop promoting the fraud Sarah Palin. Ask her why did she needed a ghost writer for her Christmas memories.

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    1. Anonymous8:12 AM

      We've ALL tried to interpret her word sausage. Can you imagine the mess of a read it would be un-proofed with her use of all the fancy words she's heard used by others but has no comprehension of? Editor's NIGHTMARE.

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  17. Anonymous7:34 AM

    Betcha the tour dates scheduled for after thanksgiving are being withheld until Harper Collins can determine if there are large enough crowds to justify keeping her on tour-well also and too they have to see if she can handle a tour while drug addicted doncha know?

    I would advise all to stay away even if the desire to humiliate her is overwhelming!!! The less people that show up the more chance they cancel the tour early:)

    I wonder if roger Ailes will let her pimp her ghost writer on fox?

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    1. Anonymous7:55 AM

      I suggest that anyone who lives near one of those book signing things stop by and wish Sarah "Happy Holidays!"

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    2. Anonymous8:29 AM

      Merry Yule! Or Happy winter Solstice!

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    3. Anonymous2:20 PM

      May a few pagans come out and ask her to stop stealing from them.

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    4. Anonymous4:22 PM

      7;55 you betcha!!

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  18. Anonymous7:35 AM

    cross eyed man faced skank fraud needs moar eye makeup

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  19. Anonymous7:39 AM

    Her promo photo above makes her look like she needs to have an exorcism performed. in fact, she looks like the little buddy of
    Scotty in the Star Trek movies, all black-glassy eyed, helmet-headed, and body armor. (sorry little buddy of Scotty)

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  20. Randall7:46 AM

    Santa,
    Bunnies,
    Kitties and puppies,
    Respect for our VETERANS!
    JESUS CHRIST send me your money already!

    See Sarah Palin LIVE on her "Who doesn't like Christmas? (give me some of your money)" tour!

    [brought to you by the WhatsInItForUS.PAC"

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  21. Anonymous7:53 AM

    Dear Sarah Palin,
    If the birth of Christ was so important to you, why didn't you visit HIS birthplace when you were in Israel. Bethlehem, PA is not Bethlehem's Church of the Nativity. And, by the way, Christianity is not under attack. You're just making stuff up.

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  22. Anonymous7:54 AM

    I heard the audio from Sarah's book where she described stealing each other's presents and her keeping the Eskimo Bingo game going until she got the cherished box of chocolates. That doesn't sound like anything that Christ would preach.

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    1. Anonymous8:13 AM

      The audio has been disabled on Amazon. Maybe it became a deterrent to her book sales?

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    2. Anonymous8:36 AM

      Stealing from her kids is a classic Palin move

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    3. Anonymous8:41 AM

      That screech a deterrant? It's music to HER ears!

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  23. Anonymous8:04 AM

    I'm just glad the bitch is staying out of NY! Took us months to get rid of her stench the last time she was here.

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  24. Anonymous8:10 AM

    It would be nice if people started going to her appearances with sings asking about Trig's origins and Toad's pimping days as a starter. Is it the Koch money that protects her from the truth being exposed or what?

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    1. Anonymous2:28 PM

      It would be great if a few of her grift tour spots organized a strong presence with signs, performance art and anything eye catching to call her out on her tricks. She, of course, will carry on like she has a mission from jebus and she is being victimize. It would be worth it if the media got a few good iconic images of what people would like to know and questions she needs to answer.

      Her fake religion carp is a crime. No community needs to tolerate screech.

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    2. Anonymous4:24 PM

      It would be cool if a bunch of women put square pillows in their panties and stood in line!!

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  25. Paul - Minnesota8:13 AM

    Oh yuck. She's coming to Minneapolis.

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    1. Anonymous8:30 AM

      Brownbackistan, also, too.

      RJ

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    2. Anonymous10:44 AM

      heh paul, lets go ''visit'' the book signing...with signs

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    3. Paul - Minnesota2:37 PM

      Nice idea, yet the MOA (like many other malls) is considered private property, so it would not work.

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    4. Anonymous3:53 PM

      On behalf of all Minnesotans, I'd like to express our eternal gratitude to Mr. Jeremy Paul Olson, who hurled tomatoes at Pimp and The Idiot™, when they last visited MOA in 2009:

      Man arrested at Mall of America for throwing tomatoes at Palin

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  26. Anonymous8:24 AM

    "While our schedule is pretty packed, we plan to stop by local charities that embrace the spirit of Christmas year 'round to thank them and highlight their good work."

    Is this her idea of giving to charity? As usual it will be Sarah trying to garner more media attention for herself. Her book tour should be renamed the "Look At Me" tour.

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    1. Anonymous1:25 PM

      Yeah, she can "stop by" and pretend to wash the already cleaned up dishes and pans at a soup kitchen, just like that phony Paul Ryan did...

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    2. Anonymous4:10 PM

      Stop by -- aka Don't expect us to donate a penny to your or any other charity!

      What's in it for us! HoHoHo

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  27. Anonymous8:25 AM

    Lots of hate here. Get over it and yourselves.

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    1. Anonymous9:27 AM

      8:25 AM
      Honestly, I've tried and tried, rill hard, but I just can't stop loathing this pathetic POS Scarah Falin.

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    2. Anonymous9:41 AM

      Cashing in on Christmas is commercialization of Christmas. Palin is a hypocrite and a grifter. Get over it yourself. Palin's argument she is prevented from worshiping Christ is a hateful thing to say. She can worship any time she wants. No one is stopping her. Get over it yourself.

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    3. Anonymous9:53 AM

      Hello, troll, took you long enough to arrive. Hit a nerve did we? She's fooling no one....of intelligence, that is.

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    4. Anonymous10:41 AM

      The Hate is from Bristol (the Pregnant one) towards Levi and Sunny, Troll. Get over the Pimp's Wife and Mother of 2 Teen Mono Contractors with multiple secret babies, and a Drug addicted Son.

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    5. Anonymous10:50 AM

      Anonymous8:25 AM

      Lots of hate here. Get over it and yourselves.
      ******
      Fuck off Willow! Don't you have Har to do? As soon as your flippin' mother gets over herself...'mK?
      Did I tell you fuck off?

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    6. Anonymous10:51 AM

      Yes, Anonymous 8:25, many of us reading here hate/dislike/abhor/detest/despise (take your pick) Sarah Heath Palin. In my opinion she has NO redeeming qualities. I have been following her actions since 2008 and she has not done one thing to improve my original low opinion of her. In fact, the more she opens her mouth to spew her hate and lies, the more I wish this sociopath would just disappear and return completely to private life. A prison sentence would be even better. I dare to hope that eventually she and Todd will reside in cells. (Come on GOP...you can do it...you've got the goods on her and she is dissing you big time!) Unfortunately, her narcissistic personality won't allow her to leave the spot light willingly.

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    7. Anonymous11:06 AM

      8:25,

      why are you chicken shit griftin' assholes scared to come out in public here in AK ?!?

      inbred fuk_tards - each and every one of ya

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    8. Anonymous12:12 PM

      8:25 am - If all the 'hate' you see here was gathered into one ball it still wouldn't be as big as the hate that lives in Mrs Palin's heart. It's all she knows and it's all she produces when she opens that vile mouth of hers. She's a paid, professional liar and you are a sad little troll trying to defend the indefensible. Worse, you're probably related to her and that alone is set to screw your pea-brain for the rest of your life making it impossible for you to ever get over your delusions. Enjoy

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    9. Anonymous2:37 PM

      8:25 AM No one likes a charlatan. She is selling Christ, her version of Christmas, for her own gain. Nothing Christlike about that. If you can, do love the sinner and it is okay to hate her sinning all over public spaces. Have pity on the suckers that are blind to any charlatan, she is not the only one. Remember Jesus was pretty mad at the money changers, it is alright not to put up with so much crime. Love and Happy Holiday and Merry Christmas!

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  28. Anonymous8:27 AM

    Fort Benning, huh? Why, that's the home of the 75th Ranger Regiment, 3rd Brigade – 3rd Infantry Division. Certainly a uniformed group of Rangers would be permitted to chat with Sarah. They might be able to "Yessir" and "Nosir" their way to the front of the line. What am I saying? There won't be any line. Anyways, the photo-op is irresistible.

    Fellow Rangers! War is declared on Sarah Palin's wig! $10,000 to any Ranger who snatches off the wig. Two eyewitness confirmation required. Must be Active Duty Rangers only. I will fucking find you and shake your glorious hand.

    Would Sarah press charges against Active Duty troops?

    I hope so.

    Sua Sponte!

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    1. Anonymous10:46 AM

      I''ll add another $100 to that kitty

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    2. Cracklin Charlie12:04 PM

      DO NOT! touch that thing on her head with your bare hands!

      Full haz-mat gear required for this mission!

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  29. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Her peeps picked a cadaver like picture. What a weird way to start her commercial endeavor to sell product during the season when peeps spend money.

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  30. Anonymous8:34 AM

    Would love to find out if she' actually read the book :)
    -Oz

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    1. $P and her dullard daughter have "written" more books than they've ever read.

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  31. Anonymous8:36 AM

    Questions for Sarah Palin:
    1. When you were in Israel, why didn't you visit the birthplace of Jesus Christ, if He is so important to you?
    2. What makes you think that the First Amendment has been suspended? You are free to practice your religion any way you want. Christianity is not under attack.
    3. Did you know that Christ preached HOPE AND CHANGE?
    4. Would Christ play Eskimo Bingo?
    5. Do you realize that the Christmas tree, the wreath and the decorations have nothing to do with Christianity?

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  32. Anonymous8:38 AM

    I wonder why Sarah and her oh so religious family never attend any church services?
    But I guess fake religious people attend fake services.

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  33. Anonymous8:40 AM

    I wonder if Bristol, Willow and Piper will read the book all about what are (supposededly) their memories of Christmas? I seriously doubt much of this book is true, much like the other CRAP she lost money on. Failures of books, even Chuckles Sr. and Jt. tried to jump on the bandwagon, but had to end their book tour early.

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  34. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Sarah Palin @SarahPalinUSA
    First Leg of the "Good Tidings and Great Joy" Book Tour fb.me/6sH9XRTiT

    "fb.me/6sH9XRTiT" TiT = she'll bring the Belmonts on the road with her

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  35. Anonymous8:48 AM

    First Plagiarizing Paul next Palin?

    Good Tidings of Great Joy: An Advent Celebration of the Savior's Birth
    by Eric D. Huntsman
    http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12979381-good-tidings-of-great-joy

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    1. Anonymous9:12 AM

      The title of her book comes from the new testament of the Bible, when an angel appeared unto shepherds in the field to announce the birth of Christ Jesus:  Luke 2:10: "And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people."

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    2. Anonymous10:57 AM

      I wonder if she realizes wreaths and Christmas trees are pagan symbols and have nothing to do with "Christ In Christmas."

      Of course I'd also wager that, if she even HAS a creche displayed in her home, Baby Jesus is blond-haired and blue-eyed. Can't be havin' any of that brown-skinned stuff, don'cha know....

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    3. Anonymous11:01 AM

      Its still plagiarism! She got away with this shit before stealing a speech but with all the attention given recently to RAND PAUL she won't get away with it again.
      IM tweeters...Y'all know what to do!!!!
      Tweet, Tweet- Sarah Palin is a Plagiarist!

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    4. Anonymous11:02 AM

      Anonymous8:48 AM

      First Plagiarizing Paul next Palin?
      ********
      GREAT CATCH!!!! LETS ALL SHOUT OUT TO THE WORLD RAND PAUL ISN'T THE ONLY ONE!

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    5. Anonymous12:14 PM

      Her title is actually Great Tiding and Great Joy, so no copy-cat this time, sorry.

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    6. Anonymous2:44 PM

      Sarah Palin is a real winner, she isn't plagiarizing via Wikipedia! In the GOP world, isn't that worthy of journalism kudos? Give her a Peabody Award.

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  36. Anonymous8:57 AM

    When you have dip shits like Limbaugh proclaim Sarah's Going Rogue as "truly one of the most substantive policy books I've read," then of course she's going to think her book could "change," someone's life.

    Expect to find this moldy bodily fluid-encrusted tripe in the lock box of a RWNJ who just shot up a Mall that only has a Holiday display and not the baby Jesus - and she can put up another Blood Libel video also too.

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  37. Anonymous8:59 AM

    She's scheduled to be in my hometown (Columbus Ohio) the 13th. I would love to attend and ask her about Trig/wild ride/and numerous other things (Todd about Ms. Tripp) ..... but , do I have to buy her book to get close? Also wonder how tight security would be.....would I be able to ask her /him anything...an ideas anyone??

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    1. Anonymous9:37 AM

      That's a wonderful question! I have often wondered what I would say to Palin if I ever ran into her in person. (Fat chance, but we could be changing airplanes in the same airport, for example).

      In thinking it over, I wouldn't want to sound confrontational-- that would be like waving a red flag into front of the bull. Since other people would be around, I'd try to connect with her at a personal level, one that the others would be sympathetic to. (You want the crowd on your side, hoping to hear the answer, to). One choice is to greet Palin warmly by saying that I have someone with Down syndrome in my family, and I wanted to hear all about the kind of therapy that Trig is receiving and how he is doing. It would mean so much to me.

      I do have someone in my family with DS. In our community, there is a kind of half-way house where people with disabilities live, are taken care of and they work at jobs to pay some of their expenses. A couple of them are DS individuals who bag groceries at a local supermarket, so they are part of our "family of man," our "extended community family. I have been seeing the same guys and gals for a number of years, probably more often than I see my own relatives. (If you don't want to say that you have someone in your family,, you can say that you know of someone with DS, and that's the reason for your curiosity).

      Since we have never heard one word about Trig's therapy, if he gets any at all, her reaction could be interesting. I would keep talking, asking questions that the rest of the people would be interested in hearing the answers to-- Can Trig read and write? Can he tell a story? Is he toilet trained? Can he ride a bike? How many hours of therapy a day? What is his favorite food? When is she going to write a book about raising a DS child?

      Good luck! I think that you do have to buy a book to get that close, but then, you could do a book report for IM and we'll all be delighted to read it!

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    2. If her handlers follow the same MO as the other book tours, folks showing up for her autograph will have to strip off jackets and put them in airport-style security tubs, give up their cameras and cellphones, and yes, buy her book -- which is then "confiscated" before you even get to the table she's sitting at. The First Dud or another Palin minion scans the first pages before presenting the blank page in the open book to her.

      If you've written any critical message yourself in the book before it gets to her, you'll probably be stopped by her security staff and ushered out of the store.

      I'd suggest going through the process without rattling the Palin Mafia's cage, then taking the time to write a message on the same page yourself after getting the autograph -- then ostentatously (making a big deal of) pitching the book into the nearest garbage can.

      It'd be funny to hang around and watch some Sarah Palin fan going dumpster-diving for that book, then bawling to find the autograph page has been "defaced"... ;-)

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    3. Anonymous11:29 AM

      I hope there are gatherings w/signs saying whatever feels good to the carrier that would be anti Palin or pimp Toad!!!

      Remember, they are in this thing together for pimping the extreme right!

      Are they Christians? Certainly don't act like the ones I know - who help and support others w/loving kindness - food, clothes, etc.

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    4. Anonymous11:58 AM

      I'd pay good money to see that KaJo!

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    5. Anonymous4:28 PM

      Yes you do.But come on, do it!!! I'll pay for you to buy it. You have to get right up to her nd tell her you know she did not birth TRi-G. you HAVE to. People are going, I'm going, another person is gping in another city. WE have to make her squirm!!!!

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  38. Anonymous9:02 AM

    http://christm.us/sarah-palin-is-having-a-christmas-breakdown/

    Half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin has a book coming out November 12th. While its title, “Good Tidings and Great Joy” and this promotional interview with Ralph Reed may appear all kinds of “festive, joyful,” for the first 30 seconds, that’s all a misdirect. “The heart of” her recipe book is about preventing “angry atheists armed with an attorney” from censoring whether we’re allowed to say Merry Christmas to one another.

    Pretty sure there aren’t any laws about what pleasantries a private citizen is allowed to say, but if a ban went into effect, I’d happily be the Tim DeChristopher of saying Merry Christmas. After all, her argument is that, being from Alaska, she has “access to Santa Claus and all the good things that come with Christmas” and frankly that’s more plausible than seeing Putin’s evil eyes from her kitchen window.

    You may remember that last year the merrier-than-thou Mrs. Palin roasted chestnuts over a flame war against the insufficiently religious Bo Obama.

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sarah-palin-obama-holiday-card-276086

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  39. Anonymous9:09 AM

    Remember this video? Good for some laughs today!

    Palin talks about her upcoming book and "we are from Alaska and live near the North Pole so we have access to Santa Claus and all the good things that come with Christmas..."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqN20_RCEhM

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    1. Anonymous9:31 AM

      Flat Sarah -- hair & boobs not ready for prime time in that video

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    2. Anonymous12:20 PM

      I'm not watching again but as I recall she said that in all seriousness.

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  40. I just checked Amazon and the hardcover edition of this trash is already reduced to $14.83. The audio sample has been shut down but it can easily be found at Wonkette's site along with a hysterical review... http://wonkette.com/533110/your-ears-appear-to-be-lacking-in-blood-lets-fix-that-by-listening-to-sarah-palin-read-her-christmas-audiobook#more-533110

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    1. Anonymous12:25 PM

      Is that the audio where Sarah describes how they play the greedy game of Eskimo Bingo, stealing the presents from each other? Excuse me, but what does that kind of game have to do with Christ? Oh, I know. Someone has their eye on a cool gift, but another member of the family steals it. So the person yells out, "Oh, Jesus, I really wanted that!"

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  41. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Harper Collins really has become a crap publisher

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    1. Anonymous9:40 AM

      Indeed. Signs of desperation, on both parts.

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  42. Anonymous9:40 AM

    Sarah you are not welcome in Minnesota. Stay the fuck away!

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  43. London Bridges9:51 AM

    First question: Sarah: If your book is about little baby Jesus, why does your book have a wreath on its cover? The origin of wreaths are pre-christian or pagan and some say they originated in Persia. Like Iran or Irag. Why is a wreath on the cover of your book? Why?

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    1. Anonymous10:19 AM

      Sarah Palin does not understand the concept of research. Sarah is too stupid to vet her writings prior to publishing. She is a Big Joke and she still doesn't know that.

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    2. Anonymous11:59 AM

      I posted the same thing down further, LB, as I didn't see yours. Alike minds!

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  44. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn9:59 AM

    I'm surprised Ms. Snazzy Sayin's, Symbolism & Stuff's "tour" didn't start in Bethlehem, PA and end up in North Pole, NY. Isn't there a North Pole, AK as well?

    BTW the layers of delusion and finger pointing last night at the Sea of Azzholes re: the VA elections were a thing of beauty to behold. Of course, it was because Chooch didn't ask the Queen to endorse him...he would have won in a landslide if she had howled at the moon again, you bet! But they've already forgotten the Booker Senate election against what's-his-name, huh?

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    1. AKinPA11:32 AM

      Yep. Christie was smart enough not to campaign for Cooch when they asked him and Cooch was smart enough not to ask Palin to campaign for him. Seems like everyone is smarter than Palin and the Pees.

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  45. Anonymous10:03 AM

    Right in time for the book tour onset, the 5th anniversary of her "pardoning the turkey" video! I hope every political website posts it in honor of Ms. Stoopid.

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  46. Anonymous10:09 AM

    Wonder why there is no venue in Alaska that will have her?

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    1. Anonymous10:52 AM

      She seems to be afraid to have a book signing anywhere in Alaska. That shows that she knows that she would not be welcomed by the local population. Pimp's and Grifters are SCUM.

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    2. Anonymous11:19 AM

      She and Toad know they are no longer liked or respected in Alaska. They truly are AFRAID to appear anywhere within the state! When in Alaska - Wasilla - known as "The Valley" - combination of Palmer and Wasilla - they rarely show their faces!!!

      They've never been back to Juneau since they quit!! They know people will laugh in their faces and I'm sure there are some out there that would holler 'you IDIOT' directly to her face.

      They have a crappy marriage (he's a proven pimp - Tripp - author/"Boys Will be Boys" -
      and are liars and frauds. Also, the furthest thing from being 'christians'!!! They don't practice ANYTHING that is good for others...it's all about them!

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    3. Anonymous1:24 PM

      She leaves AK for the winter and only returns once to see Todd and the start and finish of the Iron Dog. Todd stays up here all winter prepares for Iron Dog. They both know that no one in AK would buy her book or attend a signing.

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  47. I love the way Joe McGinniss described The Villages in "The Rogue:

    The Villages is sprawling agglomeration of private homes and condos surrounding a couple of ersatz "town squares," to which retirees can drive their cars and golf carts and shop without fear of being mugged. Everything about it is artificial, designed to "recapture" the feel of an America that never existed, but one that many wealthy whites in their seventies and beyond would like to think they remember. In its utter syntheticness and absolute devotion to Republican homogeneity, it seems the perfect venue for Sarah ... The Villages simulates real life precisely as Sarah simulates genuine concern for the future of our nation."

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  48. Anonymous10:22 AM

    My question for Sarah Palin during the USAToday interview is "why did you fake the Trig pregnancy?" and, if I get to ask a second question, it would be "what church do you and your family attend regularly?" Oh, and there are so many more!
    Beaglemom

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    1. London Bridges10:48 AM

      How about why did you and your family leave the Catholic Church?

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  49. Anonymous10:33 AM

    BOO HOO no Ca.She's not liked here..

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  50. Grouchodawg10:58 AM

    I'm glad she isn't coming to Iowa where I live. That woman is an Idiot!!!!

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  51. I am conflicted. She is going to be 27 miles away from me at a stop on this grifting tour. Do I ignore it? Or do a boots on the ground report? Good grief, part of me wants to be there to get some up close personal questions asked (not like they would be answered of course) and then be politely (?) escorted out.....hmm. :)

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    1. 28.2 miles away from me to be exact....LOL. IF I decide to do this, any 1 line simple question I can ask her, I will pick the best one from your suggestions. :)

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    2. Anonymous11:30 AM

      I wouldn't cross the street to see that witch.

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    3. Exactly. That's where my "conflicting" feelings are fighting each other. WHY would I go? eeewwww.....but then, it could be funny.

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    4. Anonymous12:10 PM

      if I were you, going is all you have to do; just to see what is happening.
      if by chance you got to actually get in line, it seems like you'd have to have a book to be signed, so that's out.
      but just being there to see if there's any action might be the way to go.

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    5. Anonymous12:22 PM

      Dear Toes, If you have one Republican friend or family member who might like Palin's book, go for it! I don't think that you can get close without a purchase. You see, Christmas has become so commercialized that you have to buy something to read the protest.

      And there's your question-- "Hi, Sarah, I'm so happy to meet you. Isn't selling a book about Christmas cashing in on Christmas? In the spirit of Christ and Christmas, what charity will you be donating the proceeds from these book sales?"

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    6. Beldar J Conehead12:25 PM

      @Toes
      Thanks for offering to take one for the team.

      I suggest you ask this question:
      "And when it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this — to stay informed and to understand the world? "

      I'll bet a shiny new Joseph McCarthy commemorative Tea Baggin' Patriots Party medallion that she gives the same answer she did the last time she was asked that question....

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    7. Anonymous12:54 PM

      Back in October of last year Palin wrote:- "Our family is writing a book on fitness and self-discipline focusing on where we get our energy and balance as we still eat our beloved homemade comfort foods!"

      My question would be "When do you expect your family's book on diet & fitness will hit the book stores, Sarah?"

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    8. so far so good! Nice one Beldar! :) It will hard to keep a straight face. I do like the "what charity will you be donating......" question as well! And yes, what DID happen to the diet & fitness book planned? Hmm. The thought of purchasing a book makes my skin crawl, but if I DID do it, she autographed it, I would immediately put it up for bids and the winning bid $$$, 100% goes to charity. Some moron would buy it and maybe someone will benefit, albeit probably a small amt. of money, but SOMETHING. A Down Syndrome children's charity perhaps?

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    9. Anonymous1:41 PM

      Right after her "Jesus Never Bore A Cross Like Me" Easter Tales.

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    10. Anonymous2:55 PM

      Toes I hopes you goes.

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    11. Anonymous4:34 PM

      Again, you HAVE TO GO. You are the fourth or fifth person. near a town. I am going to the one near me. This is the best chance to stand nicely in line and then ask sweetly why did she fake trisomy G's birth!! Please!! YOU HAVE TO.

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    12. Anonymous4:35 PM

      Smile nicely and say I know you are not TRi-G's birth mother. So will everyone soon. Have a nice day.

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  52. Anonymous11:37 AM

    I could be wrong but I'm thinking the veteran who said "you're an idiot" wasn't an isolated incident...there will be plenty of folks voicing the same thought at her during her exploitation of the rubes aka book tour...

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    1. Anonymous3:12 PM

      Oh they chose places the least unlikely for that on purpose, and you can bet that anyone who says one thing against Her Heinous will be strong-armed off the premises by her goon squad.

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    2. Anonymous4:36 PM

      Not if you say it nicely. What can they do?

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  53. Beldar J Conehead12:08 PM

    Nice try, Mr Fancy Pants Librul Alaska blogger! Sorry, but you are wrong AGAIN!!!

    The Screechy Wretch(tm) IS coming to Chicago and we are VERY thrilled about. Since city parking can be difficult AND expensive, also, too, especially for her many, many ardent supporters confined by morbid obesity to motorized scooters, she graciously agreed to schedule her visit in the convenient Chicago suburb of Wausau, Wisconsin, a short and very scenic 250 mile drive away.

    SO, STOP MAKING STUFF UP AND GROW UP!!

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    1. Anonymous12:19 PM

      I've heard of Wausau, Wisconsin. They are always the last place to turn in their ballots, and they usually have 150% turnout, all Republican. They are known for their crooked ballot box stuffing. Gee, Palin should be welcomed with open arms.

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    2. Anonymous2:13 PM

      She's piggybacking on a recent Wausau holiday controversy.

      http://www.wausaudailyherald.com/article/20131106/WDH0101/311060320/Update-Sarah-Palin-coming-Rib-Mountain

      This will be the first time Walmart in Rib Mountain will host an event like this, said J.P. Doyle, store manager.

      “We handle big events regularly, like Black Friday and new releases for games,” Doyle said.

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    3. Anonymous4:22 PM

      Yep. The half term half wit is right up there with Black Friday and New Releases and other "big events." Bwhwhwhahahahah

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  54. Anonymous12:17 PM

    With Sarah on the road promoting her book, who will be taking care of Piper and Trig?

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    1. Anonymous2:30 PM

      The same people who took care of them when Trig attended his first week of school while Sarah took off hunting for berries.

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    2. Anonymous2:32 PM

      SarahPAC

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    3. Anonymous4:08 PM

      Piper and Trig? No props are needed for Palin to sell Christmas. How much for a replica of her wreath?

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  55. Anonymous1:07 PM

    It looks like she has changed course from politics to religion. Good. I don't care if she decides to preach to the evangelical nut jobs until she is blue in the face as long as it keeps her away from politics forever! This is a better fit anyway.

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    1. Anonymous1:37 PM

      Whatever gets her the most attention and money. Not necessarily in that order. THOSE are her "gods."

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  56. Anonymous1:53 PM

    Question: where is Tri-G's birth certificate?

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    1. Anonymous2:21 PM

      Ask Dylan Kolvig

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    2. Anonymous4:14 PM

      Who is Dylan Kolvig?

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    3. Anonymous5:06 PM

      Trigs's Daddy

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  57. Otto Katz2:37 PM

    So you're not going to spend ANY TIME at home with your kids during the holidays? You're only going to spend the whole holiday season pimping (Hi Todd!) your book?

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  58. Otto Katz2:43 PM

    ps. this went out as a tweet. @SusanPage @SarahPalinUSA You're going to spend the holiday pimping (Hi Todd!) your book, not spending it with family? war on Xmas much?

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  59. Anonymous2:50 PM

    Someone should ask her to address the recipient in her signature. This book is for Ima Liar, pronounced as in Spanish. Maybe she wouldn't catch on until she saw it written and by then it would be too late. Imagine! "Ima Liar, signed Sarah Palin."

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  60. Anonymous2:55 PM

    Question for Sarah? Just ask her which charity she's donating the proceeds of her book to?

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    1. Anonymous3:39 PM

      Good one! It better not be her PAC!

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  61. Anonymous3:03 PM

    LOL!!! The Villages in FL to milk the old baggers of their pet food money!

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  62. Anonymous3:39 PM

    To our friends who live near one of the Palin book signings:
    1. If you are really brave, and have a Republican friend or family member who would love a copy of Sarah's book, go for it!
    2. You can give Gryphen a book report.
    3. Bring a friend who has a camera with a telephone lens. Let's see what she looks like these days.
    4. Rehearse a question that she HAS to answer-- ask how Trig is doing, what he is doing, what kind of therapy he is getting, what DS organizations she works with. Do it by establishing some kind of bond, "I know someone with DS, too."
    5. Ask Sarah how often she goes to church. Better yet, flip through the book and find out how many photos have to do with Sarah going to church. Ask her what her favorite psalm is. What verse gives her the most comfort when she reads the Bible?
    6. Ask Sarah is selling a book about Christmas is commercializing Christmas?
    7. Ask Sarah why she didn't visit Bethlehem when she was in Israel.
    8. If you are feeling really gutsy, ask her how much time she spends in Arizona. She didn't take her Permanent Fund Payment (neither did Willow).
    9. Ask a question that any mother should be able to answer, like, what's Trig's favorite food? What grade is Piper in? What is her favorite subject? Can Trig talk? Can Trig read?
    10. Good luck!

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  63. Anonymous4:09 PM

    It sounds like she will be guarded by her Mafia, only Tea Bags can get close and everything is staged to the hilt. Since they are so terribly afraid to let the public near her, is there someones that can pool money and put a full page ad in the local media when she is in an area? All the questions, pictures, statements that people want to talk about and know.

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  64. Sally in MI4:11 PM

    Walmart? Really? She certainly cares nothing for what they have done to America by enslaving their workers and costing US the funds needed for their SNAP cards. The ony better place for her would be a Koch Industries luncheon or a coal mine. The boss could force the men to leave their jobs for two hours, not pay them, and make them stand there and pretend they give a damn about Palin. God this woman is the worst example of a Christian, a mother, an American, and a woman in this entire country. And yet she has millions. What is wrong with us?

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  65. Anonymous4:13 PM

    What did Santa Claus say to Sarah, Bristol and Sally Heath?

    Ho

    Ho

    Ho

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  66. Sally in MI4:22 PM

    Stop by a charity and 'thank them?' Gee, Sarah, that's big of you. How about serving a meal? Cleaning up afterwards? Writing some checks? Or will you just pull Piper out of school again and put her to work like Ryan did his son? You are pathetic.

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  67. Anita Winecooler5:17 PM

    C'mon, let her believe Jesus was born in Bethlehem. In her mind, that's how she got the whole "Wild Ride" idea. Joseph couldn't have a fishpicker born in Nazareth, Right???

    The header is so very true. Bethlehem PA is a mish mash of outlets, flea markets, abandoned still mills, cheap hotels, motels that charge by the hour and the occasional "trailer park" for "local flavor".
    Can't wait for her to realize Bethlehem Pa has many things, but Barnes and Noble isn't one of them.

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