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Klondike Kardashian: "Moose chili, caribou hotdogs, caribou sausage....."
You know this is one of the things about Palin that drives me crazy. She always plays up the Alaska stereotype.
We ABSOLUTELY eat things that do not contain moose or caribou, but if you have ever seen anything written or put on video about Palin eating THIS, is what she claims to live on here in Alaska 24/7.
However WE know, thanks in large part to Levi Johnston, that there was very little cooking in the Palin household and that for the most part they lived on fast food. Not caribou or moose.
In fact we even saw for ourselves that Bristol did not know the first thing about cooking on her own reality show, and had to ask her younger sister Willow for help preparing chicken.
I also find it interesting that Palin chose to celebrate her birthday not with a visit to the Today Show, or even an appearance on Fox, but instead with a pre-taped interview on the same gossip show that also features video of Mohammad Ali's son complaining he never sees his dad, and of Lindsay Lohan's mom saying she's horny and wants to date again.
Yep, finally Palin found her natural home. Among the losers, wannabes. and has beens on a pseudo celebrity gossip channel.
Happy 50th birthday crazy lady!
Holy shit, she looks fat.
ReplyDeleteUgly, too.
DeleteShe has the belmonts on! And she looks like shit. More like 60.
DeleteThe only Caribou sausage is the one that Todd sucks on....disgusting people.
holy crap, she's turned into Bruce Jenner....
DeleteAnonymous2:00 PM
DeleteLOL! You're right!!!
"Happy 50th birthday crazy lady!"
ReplyDeleteOh, gee, NOW you've done it, Gryphen!
~ the Palin refrigerator, cowering
Can't she afford to buy a new coat? Five plus years on this ugly thing.
ReplyDeleteShe's just trying to remind us that it's a one-size-fits-all parka -- it fits just as well when she weighs 100 pounds as when she wore a fake pregnant belly when she was trying to look 6 months pregnant (she wore the coat standing at the Fairbanks finish line of the 2008 Iron Dog).
DeleteDayum! Sarah is older than my grandfather's hat.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I will never forget in one of Greta's Alaskan interviews where Sarah struggled to slice hotdogs open to put e little cheese in them. Does anyone else remember that one? Maybe Gryphen or someone can find it.
ReplyDeleteAs for Granny Sarah's birthday I wonder if she is going to get some new wigs?
Yes, sarah's famous cheesy moose weenies. I'm surprised she hasn't appeared on any of those "cooking" shows with her culinary skills and all. Lol, she knows as much about cooking as she does parenting, history, geography, politics and the spoken or written word.
DeleteDon't forget she's an energy expert, also, too.
DeleteI do remember that one. It seemed as if she didn't know how to handle a knife, to me. She looked very awkward.
DeleteI remember that one too. I knew then she spends very little time in the kitchen. What mother of 4 isn't adept at putting a slit in a hotdog to add cheese? She looked like she'd never done it before in her life!
DeleteAlso too, she reminded me of me when I fumble around in the kitchen because I'm not a very experienced cook, and I'm always stopping and starting, etc.
However, I don't have 4 kids, and I can't imagine being that inexperienced with even 1 child!!
What sticks out for me in that scene is how poorly she does multi- tasking. She couldn't complete a coherent sentence and cut cheese and hot dogs at the same time. But, what do we expect from a woman who has barely mastered breathing, heartbeat and walking at the same time.
DeleteI'm surprised that Palin didn't answer the "What's for dinner?" question with "Oh, I don't know, anything, everything."
ReplyDeletePhony, dumb twat.
that overly sugared store bought cake looks disgusting
ReplyDeleteHaving passed that birthday milestone myself, I can attest that 50 is when the real aging starts. It's like aging 5 years every year. Sarah's looks have already started to go, so it won't be long before her face is as sour and unpleasant as her personality.
ReplyDelete9:54,
Delete"...so it won't be long before her face is as sour and unpleasant as her personality."
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you obviously didn't see the shriveled up crosseyed skank's cut short '09 Hawaiian vacation pix .....
( vacation cut short on account she had to bail wallow outta jail for vandalism, followed up shortly thereafter by suking the prosecutor's figurative dick )
Sarah's rapid aging rate started at 44, and she's been on a steep decline ever since.
Delete"50 is when the real aging starts". Suddenly I've lost my appetite, my being 45 and all..I think Sarah Palin already looks old for her age despite the fact she has the cash to pay for botox, fillers and all that crap. Sometimes she looks good-ish in pics because she's photogenic, but she must look a fright without all the phony aids. Must really chap her mean old ass.
DeleteOh, don't worry about it, Anon@12:44, unless you give in to the Botox and plastic surgery tweaking like Sarah, and if you've taken good care of your skin (and not smoked) since you were a kid, you should be good until your late 60s.
DeleteThe reason I mentioned Palin's Botox and tweaking is that the more someone depends on that to look "young", the more likely she'll end up looking like Joan Rivers or even Michael Jackson by her late 60s.
Bwahahahah can't wait to see her cut her cake!!! upside down maybe... All I can say is if she is in Alaska there is a fridge that is shaking in it's boots!! Also can't wait for Shailey's movie!!!! like to be a fly on the wall for the screeching matches sure to come...Happy Bday you grifting SKANK!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she'll cut it with a potato peeler instead of a cheese knife??
DeleteSpeaking of Arizona and where Skank lives, here's the latest legislative insanity that's coming out of that state.
ReplyDeleteIf you aren't American, you can get arrested for peeing in a public restroom? Yeah, brilliant.
Arizona Republican wants to jail undocumented immigrants for using public bathrooms
An Arizona state House committee on Wednesday will hold a hearing on a bill that could jail undocumented immigrants if they use public restrooms or other public resources like schools or roads.
The Committee on Federal and State Affairs will consider Republican state Rep. Carl Seel’s (R) House Bill 2192 that would require people who use public resources to provide proof that they are in the U.S. legally or provide proof of citizenship.
A first offense would be considered a misdemeanor. Second offenses would result in felony charges and possible jail time. Undocumented immigrants who use public roads could also have their cars seized.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/11/arizona-republican-wants-to-jail-undocumented-immigrants-for-using-public-bathrooms/
lololololol!!
DeleteThey can clean the public toilets but they can't use them.
Only in Merikkkkkka!!
So there will be "Pee Cops" who have the job responsibility of following people into the restroom and waiting till the stream starts, then they will arrest them?
DeleteThey ought to all get together and piss on Jan Brewers face! Sarah too. What a bunch of Tards dreamed up that law.
DeleteYep only in 'merikkka!
thi sis just another papers please law.... because if you don't have your "proof" with you - it's off to jail. and IIRC, that has already been declared unconstitutional.
DeleteRight, the same places that no longer have bathroom attendants - too expensive will have pee cops.
DeleteI wonder if the idiots in Arizona who think up these anti-immigrant laws have a clue what's going to happen to Americans traveling in the countries -- like Mexico -- whose citizens are targeted by these Arizona laws.
DeleteGoing to vacation in Mexico, Arizonians? Better keep your "papers" on you at all times, or you might disappear into a Mexican prison, never to be seen again.
What a revolting piece of shit she is.
ReplyDeleteHere's a question for you Alaskans out there, do you ever get tired of this idiot playing up the down home we are so backwards we have to shoot to eat crap?.
ReplyDeleteGive me a break, She just does it to sell her dumb tough gal image, got news a lot of men and women in other states hunt and fish.
Happy Birthday Sarah and get some new lines to say will you? because yours are really old and worn out kind of ...well like you!
Did anyone else click on the video? In the moment we got a view of the so-called "moose chili", it looked suspiciously like a Palin special -- 4 cans of Nalley's chili opened up and dumped into the pot.
ReplyDeleteClick on the video? I am not a masochist. -:)
Deletehrh, it's only a 30 second promo, and half of it is about Ali's "only biological son".
DeleteDon't you know that all of the other international celebrities are gonna be so jealous of Sarah again? This makes her look soooo presidential, and not at all like a desperate attention whore. I mean, she's really all famous and shit, you know?
ReplyDeleteBut I hope the camera crew isn't starving when they get there and decide to actually eat something Baldy cooks. That chili looks like Sarah is following Martin Bashir's advice with a big batch of moose poop. Sarah prefers hers in a bowl warmed over. Or maybe she finds it's easier to fling with a soup spoon.
50 is the new 70 with Sarah. Somewhere, Katie Couric is shaking her head and snickering.
Oh lookie!
ReplyDeleteIs she pregnant again?
She is wearing the same Winter coat she wore when she was "pregnant with Tri-G" .....and remember, she was able to zip it all the way up just like she can now as an anorexic 50 year old!
And Sarah honey.....we KNOW you don't eat moose chili or caribou hot dogs. You barf up a half dozen crunch wrap supremes and then eat some pills lol!!
Hey all you GOPers who think she is gonna run for office: here's your queen on Inside Edition, (probably the opener), as Ali's son and Dina Lohan's libido are more interesting than the 50th birthday of a stooopid grifter!!
Inside Edition, hmm. Oh yea, that's the crappy show I watch the last 3 minutes of before Jeopardy. Not the current Jeopardy but the year old one shown on the local channel's weird channel with just local ads, no ads from the network...
ReplyDeleteMinnie looks like she's dropped another 5-10 lbs & can barely stand up in the kitchen scene wearing her "LBD"...
My new year's resolution was to never click on that lying twatwaffle again. Forget the milestone birthday, here's to day 42!
ReplyDeleteYou go anon 10:21! Please post again on your progress, as you are an inspiration.
DeleteMoose chili, caribou hot dogs. Give me a fucking break. This old turd couldn't stop lying if her life depended on it. And hopefully someday it will.
ReplyDeleteNo pictures with Trig, her gift from god. Well Sarah where is he? We want pictures with your "son" and your cuckoo self.
Hope somebody smacks you in the face with your cake you insane POS.
the yellow piss hole in the snow immediately behind and to the left of the crosseyed skank's left elbow's very appealing
ReplyDeletealmost as appealing as the blood encrusted turkey processing dude from skank's infamous turkey "pardoning" clip
LMFAO !!
LMFAO!
DeleteHappy menopause to her. She looks like a hot flash would do her good.
ReplyDeleteLOL Good one!
DeleteThe last time I saw some one with that much make up she was laying in a casket and she was 92 years old. But it looks really good on you palin you insane useless twit. Have a whacky loony toony day, and try to stay sober. How are those pictures of Trig coming? You will see him today, won't you? You are his mother aren't you? You vile pig.
ReplyDeleteLIKE
Deletelove how she is using this SHEPAC site to data mine names from the rubes
ReplyDeleteFuck Baldy! I wish the old crone a "Shitty Birthday with many more to come".
ReplyDeleteToday Shirley Temple Black passed away and two years ago Whitney Houston died!
RIP Shirley and Whitney!
Fuck off Baldy Louise Heath...bitch is divorced from the Toad and everybody knows it! Amerite RAM or amerite! LOL!!!
Yeppers, you always are, home girl! Ain't nuthin but the truth.
DeleteRight on as always, GinaM!
DeleteLOL, Shirley Temple died birthday blocking any media coverage of Sarah, well played Shirley, well played, a true democrat to the end :)
DeleteHi, GinaM... Speaking of Baldy, her hairline is getting weirder and weirder.
DeleteI never have been able to figure out why her bangs sort of spring straight up from her hairline. I've never seen hair act like that. Most folks' bangs lay flat, even when a cowlick or a widow's peak is at the hairline.
11:55am
DeleteMrs. Temple was a life-long Republican.
But Mrs. Black was a class act, not a quitter and a real public servant.
DeleteShirley was a talented child actress, embassador to two countries and a breast cancer survivor but her greatest accomplishment was being a wife, mother, and grandmother.
DeleteShe was a real woman regardless of party. I'm a Democrat and can appreciate "Good Folks" from both parties.
How she has fallen! No longer a politician or an entertainer, she's having to appear on gossip TV shows! She's not even smart enough to be embarrassed for herself and her family.
ReplyDeletere: the video: all I get is the commercial. ???
ReplyDeleteGod is doing you a favor...all you missed is her standing in the snow next to dog piss. Then being propped up in her kitchen at about 90 lbs babbling about cheesy moose weenies or some such tripe...
Delete11:38, thanks for the hilarious recap! :-)
DeleteHow come there are never any of the Palin dogs in any of these pics or videos? My husband was just laughing at some pics he took this weekend and our dogs star in all of them. Did the Palin's throw away another round of pets? Come on, what dog owner is ever outside without their dogs being with them?
ReplyDeleteOne dog --moose? homeless buddy? Todd? -- did leave a distinctive yellow calling card in Sarah's yard, which you can see to her right (when looking at the photo).
DeleteTodd was trying to "write" his name in the snow.
DeleteWhere the Wild Things Are.
DeleteGoogle the October 2008 Newsweek cover of Sarah Palin. She clearly wasn't ready for her closeup. Hope da girls learned hair removal at hair school. "Not by the hair of her chinney, chin, chin." At fifty, the hairline really starts to move south. Razors, lazers, tweezers and heavy makeup. It's going to be sprouting out her nose and ears,,,,and those white eyebrow hairs. Fifty is really nifty......
Palins? Dogs? Have YOU seen the chili? Just sayin'!
Delete1:14 PM Todd's 2 toned pencil was too small to write his name.
DeleteWell, for all her years as a big-shot television personality, she never got the message that, when being filmed outside one's home, it's good to first pick up the junk in the background behind you. Wouldn't that have been a great job for the homeless buddies, (unless they were too stoned)?
ReplyDeleteAlso, if neither Track nor Todd nor Bristol nor Willow nor Piper can bake you a homemade cake, is there no real bakery in Anchorage, beside the kind at the supermarket that sells "cakes" made of half-fake icing and half-thawed out commercial cake first made on an assembly line in a far-off factory?
If there's no fresh cake to be found when you're out hunting the moose and caribou, cupcakes are an easy home product, and homemade frosting is super-simple, and delicious! Anyone in the family can make these (and no cheating by using Betty Crocker or Duncan Hines!)
Next, why would a birthday meal -- or any meal -- include chili AND sausages? What else do you serve at your roadkill buffets? Potatoes? They're vegetables, (I know, eww), but would add taste and texture to an all-meat meal. Cornbread (homemade, natch. Super simple, Sarah). Maybe a few other vegetables, to provide color, flavor, and nutrients. Just some suggestions.
Can't wait to see the (probably shot last week) gathering of your parents, in-laws, children, cousins, and friends you've invited over to share your special day! What a big, noisy, happy party it must have been, with jokes and laughter and stories to make your vibrant life even, hmmm, vibrant-er!
As a New Englander, I can testify that not every one of our meals consists of codfish we caught ourselves, succotash we stole from the Indians down the road,, baked beans, and pumpkin (grown by us) pie, all slathered in maple syrup we tapped from our own trees. Lucky for us, we can hunt and fish for variety, but we also have grocery stores to help us out in a pinch. It's a shame you live so far from civilization, Sarah, that you can't enjoy some of the culinary wonders of the world, available at the supermarket.
Come on over, sometime, Sarah, to our house, and we'll share a few recipes and a homemade meal. It's near where Paul Revere warned the British, so you'll feel right at home.
Tri-cornored hat, optional.
After dinner, grandpa will give a dramatic reading of Longfellow's poem, "Paul Revere's Ride."
can you imagine all the farting that takes place in the palin palace after the chili, hotdogs and sausages!! haha! no wonder todd sleeps in the barca lounger
DeleteI still think that's out-of-a-can chili. It doesn't have the color one would expect from homemade chili.
DeleteIf they're "always eating" moose and caribou, you would think that on a birthday they might celebrate with something a little different. Guess that means no mac n' cheese, right Scarah? :P
DeleteI also agree it seems ridiculous that a multimillionaire grifter like her can't find a cake shop in Anchorage-- with half a million people living there, you'd think at least one could bake a cake, if not own their own shop.
And one could argue they were preparing chili dogs, it's that she has to mention each ingredient with that Special Shove-Alaska-Down-Their-Throats Touch. She can't just say "chili dogs," she's gotta say "moose chili with caribou sausage and varmint bacon bits with cheese made from grizzly milk."
Wait a second, wasn't there some small business bakery she was touting once upon a train wreck campaign? Were they hit by the Palin curse too?
DeleteOne of the grown girls or even Piper could bake a box cake and ice it. It's not rocket science.
DeleteBristol, Track, Willow, Sally, Up Chuck, Down Chuck, Heather, Diana, or any of her many vibrantly living friends are all AWOL.
And where's Trig?
The public isn't that stupid. The Palins can hardly get bodies for a party and they think they're qualified for Public Office? LMAO
Next on Maury, Sarah discusses her father's "illness."
Deleteoh silly person!! She and Todd want Alaska to annex itself to Canada.
DeleteComing from a real hunting community and having seen what real hunters act like, I know they don't act like Palin. For true hunters, they don't need to brag or remind people continually that they hunt or enjoy wild game. They just do it. It's not a big secret or mysterious act. It's done by millions in North America and it's a non-event.
ReplyDeleteUnless there are people like Grizzly Adams who can't make a stew unless they go out and hunt everyday, or don't live near a butcher shop or market, most hunters get their fill of wild meat once a year for a special treat and that's it.
She's full of moose baloney and is obsessive with keeping up with this persona. The woman must have a mental lapse, where she is not aware how obsessive compulsive she is, saying the same thing over and over and over and over.........again and again.......until the people around her can't stand it anymore.
She's got Stepford Wife written all over her.
Delete" obsessive with keeping up with this persona."
DeleteAgree wholeheartedly. It's past laughable.
At the 21 second mark, you can see the dents in the refrigerator. That's your fault, Gryphen.
ReplyDeleteSarah is outside eating the yellow snow again.
ReplyDeleteReporter "What's for dinner?"
ReplyDeleteKlondike Kardashian: "Moose chili, caribou hotdogs, caribou sausage....."
WHAT? WHAT ABOUT SARAH PALIN'S FAMOUS RAW UPSIDE DOWN TURKEY?
Dem sums of Palin bitches are useless. They need to thank Levi for feeding them.
ReplyDelete2016 Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin is keeping herself busy focusing on American's issues and priorities by serving up a load of moosemeat to gossip entertainment shows.
ReplyDeleteIt's uncertain who she might select as her VP choice, but word has it that either Smokey Bear or Marty Moose are on the short list, although she would have to sign a pledge form not to hunt their relatives for the duration.
No she needs another quasi-celebrity as her running mate, perhaps Dina or Michael Lohan or perhaps "Pimp Mama" Kris Kardashian! Anyone of them is as qualified to run for VP as Mrs. Palin was in 2008.
DeleteSarah hasn't been on Fox since New Year's Eve. She is listed on the CPAC website as "invited," but she hasn't accepted yet. Sarah is reduced to that world of celebrities where Kathy Griffen describes people as being on the A-list or further down. Even Kathy joked about being on the D-list. Sarah? All that she seems to have is another lame reality show. Notice that Sarah will be interviewing the interesting, active people, unlike real outdoors adventure shows where people actually do go out in the wilderness,collect rain water and eat worms to survive.
ReplyDeleteHer Heinous is no A-lister.
DeletePalin supposedly wants to appeal to, and be like, "Middle America." But most of "Middle America" does not live on moose and caribou.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sick of hearing her "moose and caribou" bs. She really is an idiot.
A lot of middle America purchases crappy grocery store birthday cakes, she has that in common with them. She probably eats hamburger helper too, seems right up her alley.
DeleteOh yeah, Sarah Palin is a hunter and wilderness expert. Remember that retards last hunting experience?
ReplyDelete"I was engrossed in picking blueberries when the bear silently snuck up behind us."
-Sarah Palin Miss Wasilla Republican Party Vice Presidential Candidate
WTF? If a bear can sneak up on the seasoned Alaskan sharp shooter hunter Sarah Iron Jaw Palin while she is picking berries.....
THEN WHAT FUCK IS SARAH PALIN DOING COMPLAINING ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA WHEN HE HAS TO DEAL WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD? SARAH PALIN YOU DUMBASS, YOU HAVE ONLY ONE TASK! TO GO FUCKING HUNTING AND THE FUCKING BEAR ENDS UP HUNTING YOU WHILE YOU WERE FUCKING DISTRACTED PICKING FUCKING BERRIES THAT THEY SELL AT THE FUCKING WASILLA PIGGLY WIGGLY.SARAH PALIN... YOUR'RE FIRED! NOW GIT THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
I'm sure it's one big fap festival in the pee pond today.
ReplyDeleteYa know the crazy is super duper strong today at the Asylum! This is what one nut wrote....
Delete"carolhaka • 2 hours ago −
Governor Palin,
As a gift to you, I have already put together part of your Administration (I am torn between West and Cruz for VP, but the rest is solid):
President Sarah Palin
Vice President Ted Cruz
Secretary of Defense Allen West
Attorney General Trey Gowdy
Federal Reserve Chairman Rand Paul
Press Secretary Greg Gutfeld
HHS Dr. Ben Carson
Secretary of State Newt Ginrich
Head of Homeland Security Governor Jan Brewer
Secretary of Treasury Scott Walker
Jeb Bush and Chis Christie - in charge of clean up on Aisle 9
This is a Team I could fall in love with! And Sh*t would happen and happen quickly!
I need that handsome CIA guy, Mike Baker in there somewhere also!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love the alternate universe the bots live in every day!
Wait a second. I thought she said on SPAK that the Palins always eat fish-head soup on their birthdays. What happened to that family tradition? Oh yeah... she was lying.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHA, what Sane Family has DENTS like that in their refrigerator? Sarah Palin is too stupid to have scenes like that and the Moose Pee in her yard edited out. Sarah Palin is an amateur.
ReplyDeleteThanks to SarahPAC, Todd can take Sarah to Anchorage for Valentine's Day. A real hunk of beef next to the mashed potatoes would be the only prime thing at the table.
ReplyDeleteThe Inside Edition trailer w/Sarah appears to have been taken down.
ReplyDeleteyeah, but click on the link on the right of the page and the whole thing is there. Ya gotta watch it!!!
DeleteLook on their web site they have the interview and it will make you sick. She talks about a "sacred trust" that is given to an elected official!
DeleteExcuse me! this from a stupid, vapid, ignorant anorexic quitter! She looks like a breeze could blow her ass over.And then there's Todd....he's behind her if she wants to run for President and she is still playing the game of "If enough people want me to" in other words show me the money! This puke and her drunk looking wretch of a husband are the most disgusting grifters and cons on the face of the planet.
Sane people everywhere would laugh at their bad movie plot script if it wasn't so abhorrent.
click on the link, then click on videos. There's sarah in alaska, click on that. Actually it's the real video, not the trailer. When asked about chris christie she says "CEOs" know what their staff is up to. Goes on to say when she was mayor and manager (big fat liar, a city manager was hired cuz she couldn't handle it) of wasilly & then guv of AK she knew what her staff was up to. Then they move into the airplane hanger where toad lives to chat with him. When asked if she should run for prez he says she certainly has the experience and would win easily....lol, the whole fucking family is on drugs. Check out dents in fridge when she's dicking around stirring her hormel chili on the stove.
DeleteThat chili looks like someone had a bout with diarrhea and packaged it as Baldy's Moosechili®!
DeleteTotally unappetizing and gross looking...kinda like what Baldy looked like in this clip matter of fact! LOL!!
that shit bubblin' on the stove's sled dog gruel
DeleteOMG the Inside Edition website has the entire piece on!
ReplyDeleteRe: the Christie Scandal: She says when you are given the Sacred Honor of people voting for you, you need to earn people's trust and it is hard to believe that Christie didn't know what his top aides did. She said when she was mayor AND city manager (so now she is fanticizing that she didn't have a city manager? Or does she think the manager was one of her alternate personalities??) The BEST thing she said is "if you have secrets they eventually get revealed!!!!!!!!! "Ok then Sarah! Any day now!
Toad was asked if she will run for president, he said she will if she wants to, and she will win HANDS DOWN if the media would do it's job, but they don't. Me thinks he is a Tad bit confused. The only ONLY reason she is still around is because the media HASN"T done its fucking job. He said he'd support her if she ran.
Lots of interior shots of the hockey rink windows lol.
She was fairly coherent despite the multitude of wine glasses scattered on every surface. Toad was out in the hanger, no even in same room as his beloved birthday girl.
That, and Chrispy Creme actually shook hands with President Obama. Sarah got close, but Joe Lieberman got her by the lobster claw and had her taken away.
DeleteYeah, odd set up they got going on! Todd with his girly voice in his man cave, and wonkzilla in the kitchen with valentines day hearts plastered everywhere. Where's Trig?
Was that the last WHCD that Sarah Palin attended?
DeleteHer feelings were hurt that President Obama ignored her like the NOBODY that she is. Even Glen Rice 'hit and ran', never to be seen again by her. BWAHAHAHAHA, Sarah likes men of color and her followers(sheep) can't stand it.
Hmm...this is weird.
ReplyDeleteOn Oct. 5, 2010, Sarah 'announced' (breathtakingly!) that she wasn't going to 'run' for president. (As if!. We all knew she wouldn't) However, she and her day were pretty much upstaged by Steve Jobs dying.
Now today, on Sarah's birthday, America's first and real sweetheart, Shirley Temple dies, upstaging the wicked witch from Scottsdale once again!
RIP Shirley, and thanks for the memories. Even though as an adult you joined the Republican Party, I still enjoyed your childhood movies.
What a life she led! RIP, Shirley. You left the world a better place than you found it.
DeleteDamn Shirley Temple!!
DeleteNow how can Palin make herself a victim of this?
1:28 of the vid, todd's definitely coked/methed up
ReplyDeleteand the crosseyed lyin' "city manager" skank, from all outward appearances, will be pushin' up devil's club ( forget daisies ) within two years time
Happy Birthday to you
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Mrs. President
Happy Birthday to you ya retard.
Sarah Palin's Life At Home In Alaska
ReplyDeletehttp://www.insideedition.com/videos/2239-sarah-palins-life-at-home-in-alaska
That moron wishes she was back in Arizona
ReplyDeleteBY HERSELF!
“Vulnerable and destitute, a single mother of two disabled children is coerced into prostitution by the husband of a high-profile politician. The affair becomes a nationwide scandal leading to allegations of international sex-trafficking, a police cover-up, and so much more. In this fictional movie based on the events of the autobiographical book, “Boys Will Be Boys” bares it all.”
ReplyDeletehttp://www.insideedition.com/photos/gallery-1057-at-home-with-sarah-palin
ReplyDeleteJust to put in perspective what type of organization Inside Edition is scroll down to the Ashton Kuthcher story regarding his "fued" with Charlie Sheen. Does sarah suck peoples' brains out if she gets within a 1 mile radius of them? Between this and the morons at SHEPac's mission statement spelling "principle" "principal" I think my head may explode.
DeleteSomeone please explain to me how a failed politician, one who bailed out on her constituents and state and sworn duties, who thoroughly embarrassed herself and party on the national stage can get 'official' birthday wishes from celebriticians (politician/celebrities) and a TV show? Who in SarahPac authorized that??? Just like her 'movie' The Undefeated several years, this whole thing smells like crap straight from the moose's ass herself.
ReplyDeleteThe Palins use their old Alaska home for photo-ops only. They fly up there on someone's private jet when the occasion calls for it. Like Christmas photos, birthday wishes, etc.
ReplyDeletePalin will be on Hannity TV tonight (2-11-14). I know that this will excite all of you.
ReplyDeleteGary Truga is obsessed with the Tundra Turd. Did you get your daily 'woodie', Gary? You are the only one 'excited' about all things Palin. Keep drinking the Koolaid
Deleteand donate to Sarah/ShePac, clown.
Right, Gary, we will be excited to see Sarah Palin display her stupidity for all to see.
DeleteHey Truga, you touted Sarah Palin's appearance on Hannity. Why were you so excited about a 2 minute TELEPHONE INTERVIEW? Too bad, you didn't get your much sought after 'woodie', BWAHAHAHA.
DeletePalin just needs to take her top off and ride bareback in the Alaskan wilderness and she'll be as popular as Putin.
ReplyDeleteIf Sarah hasn't been on FOX since January 1st, then does she really still have a job with them? Something is not quite right. Is this new show of hers some of Ailes' maneuvering to get her not only off his network but out of politics entirely? How much is she getting on this new show? Haven't seen a figure about salary at all, maybe I missed it, but it seems strange that NOONE in the media seems to care. Her birthday announcement was sort of "page 2" on Huffington Post which indicates she is falling quicker than we realize.
ReplyDeleteYou can pretty much bet she's done on Fox. Happy Trails!
DeleteMy how the mighty has fallen, is it wrong that I'm smiling?
ReplyDeleteSo, with all the power she wields in high places, the only publicity she could muster was an "exclusive" on "Inside Edition", a tabloid show about "celebrities" that doesn't air on "Fox News", "Facebook", nor "Twitter". Piper gets a cameo role playing Piper Palin!! Woo Hoo!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere's Trig?
And to show how much her whole family ADORES and LOVES "Grandma Sarah", Bristol does a post about abortion killing hispanics and blacks. Gee, Bristol, you shouldn't have!
Where's Trig?
Uhmmm, what's with the dog food on the stove? Looks like the mush we used to feed pigs with, oh wait, it Works!!!!!
Sarah's size two and her fake boobs are front and center.
She remembered everything except Trig. Kids just LOVE birthday parties, and her poor little guy is missing out.
Where's Mama and Papa Heath? This is a big dill birthday, and her parents weren't invited?
No invitation for Trig? Oh well, better luck next year, little guy!
Tri-G is with his mom and brother in Arizona. The nannies watch them while mom learns glycolic peels.
DeleteWay to go Sarah, Hope you have 50 more years making liberals on this page go ape shit!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete7:22 PM The only ones going ape shit are you and the other fools who donate money to the anorexic slut. All of her kids are 1/2 siblings. Curt Menard Jr. left 2 behind, and Todd gave Sarah 2. Tri-g is not Sarah's biological child, and she treats him like that. Sarah might only last 2 more years. Why are you here, Troll?
DeleteHow about the Liberal College Basketball Player, Glen Rice, who 'TEABAGGED' Sarah in her sister Molly's Anchorage University Dorm Room? Did he go Ape Shit on her? BWAHAHAHAHA, your idol pals around with Big Ballers, then goes home to Todd.
DeleteWas the Mugshot Saloon closed? Sarah is one of their best customers, all of the male customers know her well. They would have thrown her a Birthday Bash for old times sake. Maybe even exhibited photos.
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