Monday, February 17, 2014

Uh oh, no Iron Dog trophy for Team Palin this year.

Photo courtesy of Facebook
Courtesy of Alaska Dispatch:  

Palin team tows back to Big Lake: After close to 24 hours of everyone wondering what had happened to the highest profile competitor in Alaska's Iron Dog snowmachine race, race officials Monday morning posted on their Facebook page that Todd Palin is broken down but undeterred. "Our race marshals just informed us that Todd and Tyler (Huntington, his teammate) are planning to leave soon from Skwentna. They will tow back to Big Lake for repairs, and intend to continue just as soon as they can!" The duo obviously suffered major damage to at least one of their sleds only 80 miles into the 2,000 mile race from Big Lake to Nome to Fairbanks. The leaders of that race were resting Monday morning in the tiny community of McGrath on the north side of the Alaska Range and are expected to be on the Yukon River heading for the Bering Sea coast by the time Palin and Huntington reach Big Lake. Their hopes for winning this year's race are over whether they actually decide to continue or not after making repairs.

Has been politician, has been Fox personality, has been reality show star, has been book author,  and now has been Iron Dog champion.

The Palin family tradition remains intact.

220 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:07 PM

    Alaska Dispatch made note that this was the first year in a few that Mrs. Palin has showed up for the race start. Looks like Todd got hit by the "Palin Curse"!!

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    1. Anonymous5:42 PM

      Oh that happened decades ago when she squeezed his balls so hard his voice went up an octave and never came down. Talk about curse.

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    2. Anonymous7:18 PM

      TEAM SCRATCHED
      NOTES: Mech
      ******
      Wonder if someone put water in the gastank? Karma....

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  2. Anonymous12:09 PM

    Now Todd will have more time to 'hang out with his hookers' in Anchorage. Some times one has to admit that they are too old for certain activities.

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    1. Anonymous1:14 PM

      Maybe he had them all lined up and waiting in McGrath.

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  3. Anonymous12:12 PM

    I guess the next question is Will he follow family tradition and be a quitter?
    I have my own guess.........

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  4. Anonymous12:14 PM

    Dang, this is the one time I wished there had been a reality show in the works. Thousands of dollars of production people and equipment flown up to Alaska for maybe an hour or two of macho Todd in "failin Palin" mode. That would have been priceless.

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    1. Sally in MI5:39 PM

      Oh it's on film...her new show crew was there.

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    2. Anonymous2:03 AM

      So now I get it, if he's already getting paid why finish the race. Palin philosophy: if you can get paid for doing nothing, then we're in!

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  5. Now, how will they blame it on Obama...?

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    1. Grandma Grizzly1:33 PM

      Watch for it: "While the President (excuse me, "Obama") was playing golf and watching "Game of Thrones," REAL men were fighting the cold and snow, out in the wilderness."
      No panty-waist golf (beloved game of Truman, Eisenhower, JFK, Nixon, GBush #1 and #2, not to mention Taft) for Alaskan frontiersmen!
      I hope they shoot a moose or two on their return trip, so Sarah will be able to rustle up some of her rib-sticking he-man moose chili for the welcoming home party she'll be sure to throw for her returning hero.

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    2. Anonymous3:52 PM

      Not in season.

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    3. Sally in MI5:38 PM

      Doesn't stop Sarah...remember, "I'll do it until the law makes me stop?"

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  6. Anonymous12:22 PM

    BWAHAHAHAHA Team 11 is now team 36. Their new sponsor is SKI DON'T. BWAHAHAHA.

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  7. Anonymous12:26 PM

    Race website shows one of Todd's sponsors is "Stud Boy"

    What the hell is Stud Boy? Is it the name of his prostitution business .... maybe the part that services GOP members that prefer young boys.

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    1. Anonymous12:44 PM

      http://www.studboytraction.com

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:09 PM

      In my neck of the woods, a studboy is a married man who sings "You light up my life" to his favorite non spousal companion

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  8. Sarah gave "snowmobile fix-it tips" in her all encompassing tome "Good Tidings Great Joy, etc...". In one of her heart rendering reminisces she told the story of the old family snowmobile you had to hit with a hammer to get started. I wonder if Todd tried the hammer trick? I'll bet Sarah would have kept it going....

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    1. Anonymous4:41 PM

      Mexhanics Tips from Sarrrah:

      If it doesn't start it might be those durn sparkplugs! Just pull the leads and give the plugs a quick rap on the end. Don't know what the lead is? Just hammer some random shit near where all the noise is made! Have another beer and a hit on the pipe also too!

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  9. Anonymous12:42 PM

    I guess that Sarah will have oh replace the Iron Dog feature if her new show with a snow man building contest.

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  10. AKinPA12:44 PM

    Couldn't happen to a "nicer" guy

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  11. abbafan12:48 PM

    Yuk Yuk Yuk! Toady boy is out of the pack! How's that Iron Dog thingy workin' out fer ya's? Skank $arah has a long COLDDDD wait at the finish line; HA HA HA!!!

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    1. Anonymous5:59 AM

      Finish Line? $carah was likely on a plane back to Arizona even BEFORE Jethro reached the 80 mile mark!!

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  12. PalinsHoax12:48 PM

    Who is the guy in the red shirt and shades standing beside Tawdry? Is that his "Good Luck" talisman?

    HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

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  13. Anonymous12:53 PM

    I noticed that "the Huntington Family" are helping to sponsor Tyler Huntington. No such listing for "the Palin Family" providing financial support for Todd, who, btw, is still listed as a commercial fisherman, lol.

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    1. Anonymous2:31 PM

      MAYBE, if $he had known early enough about this, $arah could have 'sponsored' her 'husband' (cough, cough) with her PAC, and could have taken credit for it for 'supporting womens issues'

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  14. Anonymous12:55 PM

    This must have been a totally "wrenching" experience to use one of Sarah's palinisms. Did Todd "wrench" too little or too much?

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  15. Anonymous12:57 PM

    Short of being airlifted to the finish line, no amount of cheating will win the race for them.

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    1. Anonymous2:23 PM

      There is always photo-shopping. Works for the wife.

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  16. Anonymous12:58 PM

    I'll bet Todd cried and had to use the washcloth he carries around in his pocket as his crying towel instead of the other thing he usually saves it for.

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    1. Anonymous2:44 AM

      Was Junker in this race, or was he in Arizona, babysitting?

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  17. Anonymous1:00 PM

    The writing was on the wall for them yesterday when they declared a 6-hour layover in Skwenta.

    Gonna make for some real good footage for old Sarah's silly Nugent show. How is she going to polish Toad's turd?

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    1. Anonymous2:23 PM

      He may be bored with the game and planned the layover in Skwenta for some r&r. He can always play humble and how it was rough but he never gives up. The old dud needs hand the torch over to the young ones and go out as gracefully as and old dud can manage.

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    2. It's pretty hard wrenching your sled when every one of your shop rags is doused with semen and has a used condom stuck to it. Just makes it a sticky situation when you're a pimp and a mechanic, and you can't keep your dick out of your toolbox. Maybe after your buddy tows you in, Toad, both of you can enjoy a couple of stiff ones each. Maybe some strong drinks, also, too.

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  18. Anonymous1:02 PM

    There'll be lots of great publicity for Skidoo on Sarah's fake reality show... good thing no one will watch it.

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  19. Anonymous1:20 PM

    With 'two tone' not doing well in the race for a number of years now (5th last year!), perhaps Ski Doo will not be interested in providing him their equipment? He assuredly isn't good advertisement for them this year as the equipment broke down - either due to weather condition or the fact that Todd isn't as good a driver as he thinks he is/was!

    Palin name is the 'kiss of death' on everything they touch, support or align themselves! I would NOT touch any of them w/a ten-foot pole!

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    1. Anonymous2:35 PM

      I was under the (obviously false) impression, that two-toned Toad had been 'tooling around the tool shed' all summer and winter in preparation for this race. What is sooooo difficult to fix, that he cannot do it out in the boonies, but has to go all the way back home??? Did his local whore decide to not show up, and he could not go on w/o dipping his two-toned 'tool' into a familiar 'pool'?

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  20. Anonymous1:21 PM

    I heard Todd was distracted when he was lighting his meth pipe and hit a tree.

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  21. Anonymous1:33 PM

    Needs to quit to maintain the Palin legacy. Pretty sure it was the President not calling Bristol that caused the breakdown also too. So the Snow machine is a no go, and this appearance by Sarah at the races will be on her new tv show anyway.

    Maybe there should be an oldtimers division for the Iron Dog, could get Viagra to sponsor it!

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:34 PM

      Wouldn't it be a hoot if POTUS did call (indulge me a second). He'd never use his real name, so he chose "Levi Johnson" and has days, dates and times that he called and she ignored him. LMAO Grifting the Grifter.

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  22. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Todd should just scratch and head to Rainbow Bay Resort. I'm sure there's someone there to comfort him...

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  23. Anonymous1:54 PM

    Curious why Todd Palin would even participate this year considering the many younger men he would be challenged by. Does he do this to keep up the appearances that he's so into his outdoors macho emission-style wonder dude of wild outdoorsy Sarah?

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    1. Anonymous2:22 PM

      Are you asking 'what's in it for him?' Must be money. It is the only thing that the Palins care about.

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    2. Anonymous3:01 PM

      That's why he hasn't quit yet! Her fucking film team is filming this!!!
      L@@K:
      https://www.facebook.com/snowmobilerace
      Iron Dog shared Iron Dog's photo.
      5 hours ago
      Team #11 Update. Our Race Marshals just informed us that Todd & Tyler are planning to leave soon from Skwentna. They will tow back to Big Lake for repairs, and intend to continue just as soon as they can! #irondog #nevergiveup
      *****
      There is a CAMERAMAN there FILMING!!! That is why the pimp hasn't scratched yet! This will be the "Drama"! They got the phony "go fund me" breast cancer fund√ Film crew√ Drama√ What a bunch of Bullshit! Too bad he didn't crash into a tree we would of had live film! She's filming this for her crappy asshole show that no one will see.

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    3. Anonymous4:28 PM

      WTF are they going back to Wasilla to do repairs for. The Palin bastards have multiple snowmobile trailers and tow vehilcles where they could preposition parts and tools.

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    4. Anita Winecooler6:31 PM

      It's not serious, it's only a photo op. Yeah, in the real world the sponsors supply tools and techs and whatnot, but we're talking about "What's in it for us?" and a photo op for her new gig.

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  24. Anonymous2:32 PM

    Todd probably has his "girls" stationed all along the trail, and needs to continue to collect the cash left behind by his fellow competitors. He always wanted to be last.

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  25. Here's something kinda interesting:

    You can follow the racers via their GPS. Team #11 shows Todd Palin on the George Parks Highway halfway home from Big Lake, and his partner Tyler Huntington apparently is already at the Palin house on Lake Lucille.

    http://www.irondog.org/gps-tracking/

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    1. Anonymous3:32 PM

      Having lost his bet with Todd, Tyler now has to "do" Sarah... I'd rather be clawed to death by a polar bear myself

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    2. Anonymous4:37 PM

      lol. eww.

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    3. Anonymous6:03 AM

      Maybe the Palins have Tyler lined up to be the next trial husband to Bristles?

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  26. Anonymous3:03 PM

    Todd Palin needs to stay with screwing hookers instead of wrenching on snow machines. DNF.. Did Not Finish!

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  27. Anonymous3:08 PM

    Very strange that neither Trackmarks or Trig are there to see Tawd off. You would think that it would be one of those things Dads and sons did in "vibrant" families.

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    1. Sally in MI5:35 PM

      Trig was there, or at least an old picture of Todd and Trig was on display.

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  28. Anonymous3:13 PM

    LMAO.. What's not in it for the two toned pimp..

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  29. Anonymous3:13 PM

    Just curious, where's Track? Doesn't he have an interest in this? What does he do? Does he work? If not, seems like this would be a perfect father/son interest and with Todd getting old, something he would pass on to his son. What father builds a huge hangar/garage and your son shows no interest?!!

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    1. Anonymous4:25 PM

      The old man is a pimp. Of course he has his girls for show. Track is busy doing what he does.

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  30. Anonymous3:21 PM

    I bet Obama is behind the failure of Todd's snow mobile
    He is so scared by Sarah's increasing populariity

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    1. Sally in MI5:34 PM

      I was thinking the same thing! Whatever happened to 'one of their machines' had to be due to Obama. He has spies everywhere you know, and he talks about Sarah all the time..of wait. He NEVER mentions Sarah. It's a ploy. Deflection. He is really worried about her running against him for President in 2016. Shhh..don't tell her he isn't running and ruin the grift.

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    2. Anonymous5:36 PM

      Thanks, Obama!

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  31. Anonymous3:26 PM

    Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, "Boo Hoo!"

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  32. Anonymous3:32 PM

    LOL. love t6he graphic of team Palin hanging out at the Palin compound while eveyone else is already most of the way to Nome. I'm sure he'd love to quit but if there are cameras he can't.

    Taawd!!! Getonyersnowmachine!!!! Yer Makin me look stoopid! No, you can't quit! Pete Peterich has to see this so he can keep sendin me his welfare check! TAAWWD!? are listening to me too also?

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  33. Anonymous3:37 PM

    Now just imagine for one minute if President Obama or First Lady Michelle Obama were competitors in a high profile race and their equipment broke down and they couldn't start, much less finish the race.

    What would Sarah Palin, Bristol, and Fox and Friends say?? They would not be gracious.

    The Palins are a bunch of assholes.

    Also, it's not like moron Todd is going to freeze to death out there....he has cameras following him. What a wimp.

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  34. Anonymous3:41 PM

    so, lady blah blah has been posting hourly bullshit about squeaky-voiced tawd and the race. Now radio silence since it's obvious tawd's done.

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  35. $arah's 2008 VP run FAIL! being Governor full term FAIL! beginning of sarahpac CHING CHING! bristool's abstinent speaking tour, FAIL! $arah, bristool, Toad, reality shows, FAIL, $arah's faux noos, FAIL! Damn they're milking that 15 minutes of fame for all its worth.

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    1. Anonymous4:29 PM

      Pathetic, isn't it?

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  36. Anonymous4:21 PM

    Did Track quit on his marriage?
    Did Bristol quit her abstinence pledge?
    Did Willow quit high school?
    Did Sarah quit her second leg of her war on Christmas book tour?
    Did Todd quit his Iron Puppy race?

    I don't know what to say?

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    1. Anonymous4:38 PM

      Did Governor Sarah Palin quit on the Alaskan people who trusted her and elected her?

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  37. ibwilliamsi4:23 PM

    Todd breaks down half way through and has to quit. Where'd he learn that from?

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    1. Anonymous4:46 PM

      "The duo obviously suffered major damage to at least one of their sleds only 80 miles into the 2,000 mile race from Big Lake to Nome to Fairbanks. "

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:25 PM

      "The duo" So that's what they call it in Alaska, not that there's anything wrong with that! Did his partner lend him a bandanna when Todd "broke down"?

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    3. ibwilliamsi6:18 AM

      @4:46

      Do you suppose that Palinbots lack a sense of irony dog?

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  38. Anonymous4:28 PM

    Sam Adams > Sarah Palin
    Piper Palin for President!
    5 hours ago ·


    Sam how about Piper finish high school first without a GED?
    Sam how about Piper finish high school without a baby?
    Sam how about Piper going to college instead of Hair School and Cosmetic School?

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    1. Anonymous5:16 PM

      BWAHAHAHA, P.I.G. Palin for President? She couldn't even learn her math studies from flash cards. Sarah Palin has a defective gene that she has passed on to all of her BIOLOGICAL offspring. It is obvious in all 4 of them.

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    2. Even if Piper actually has normal intelligence, it takes superhuman grit and stick-to-it-ive-ness to choose a path that her siblings have actively rejected.

      Finish high school, without a whisper of kinda-maybe having a GED?

      Not reproducing in one's teens or early twenties?

      Taking the SATs, applying to college, getting accepted, and STAYING THERE? Those paper-plate family "gatherings" staged for the FB postings would be awfully... tense.

      Having a real, honest-to-dog job that is verifiable?

      Nobody in the Palin compound does any of that. Piper doesn't know how any of that works. Nobody has modeled that kind of behavior. And if by some miracle, she were to try it on her own, she'd hear, "Who do YOU think you are? You think you're BETTER than us?" until she got disheartened... and underachieved in order to earn something resembling family approval.

      Take my word on this.

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    3. comeonpeople3:16 AM

      Spot on Mrs. TBB.

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  39. Anonymous4:36 PM

    Sarah Palin Facebook
    Yesterday ·

    Proud of my truck's license plate! (Sarah has a facebook picture and she is pointing to her license plate "LOVUSA")


    Hey Sarah is that a Toyota truck you are driving? Sarah should your license plate be revised to read "LOVJAPAN"?

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    1. Anonymous4:50 PM

      How about DIDRICE?

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    2. Anonymous5:17 PM

      Or DIDCURT?

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    3. Anonymous5:31 PM

      Or SALOONHO?

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    4. Anonymous5:35 PM

      Why didn't Sarah use the "TRIPP" license plate?

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    5. Anita Winecooler6:22 PM

      I've been proud of a few things in life, but I've never in my entire life seen a woman "gush" over a license plate. Was she this proud of the "Tripp" plate Todd got for Shailey and/or his first born?

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    6. PalinsHoax6:45 PM

      What about HOAX or TWOBUL or FALSIES ?

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  40. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Todd's gotten a little long in the tooth for this competition.

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    1. Anonymous5:35 PM

      And fat in the ass.

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:19 PM

      That's a first. "Todd" being associated with anything "long".

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    3. Anonymous3:17 AM

      ok best comments!

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  41. Anonymous4:38 PM

    Prize to the winners of Iron Dog 2014.... $50,000

    Appearance fee Todd Palin is to receive on Sarah Palins fraud tv show. $100,000

    I bet the Ski Doo folks are happy sponsoring Palin, and he used them. What's in it for us?

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  42. Anonymous4:42 PM

    Want to bet that Sarah will have an episode on HER show on the Irondog and will feature...wait for it...Pimp Daddy Todd!

    So, the Pimp, Willow, Trig, will get PAID!

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  43. Anonymous4:43 PM

    Sarah.....Todd didn't finish?

    Sarah did Glenn Rice finish?
    Sarah did Brad Hansen finish?

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    1. Anonymous4:54 PM

      Todd even Levi finished with Bristol over and over again.

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    2. Anonymous4:58 PM

      Todd this is a question, did Curt Menard Jr finish? Is that why he had an airplane accident?

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  44. Anonymous4:52 PM

    While I am certainly no fan of the Palin freak show, the comments to this post sound like a bunch of silly ill mannered children. Of course I expect that a few vicious replies will be forthcoming from this opinion. I guess that if I gave a rats ass I could keep my thoughts to myself. HA HA FU assholes.

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    1. Anonymous5:05 PM

      and FU with Todd Palin's limp dick.

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    2. Anonymous5:29 PM

      4:52 PM LIAR, you enjoy negativity. The Truth hurts, Troll. You added nothing to this post other than thin skin.

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    3. Anonymous5:35 PM

      Yeah, because you sound absolutely nothing like a silly ill-mannered child.

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    4. Anonymous5:35 PM

      I know, isn't it the worst? It's harsh and juvenile and I come back every day cuz I luvz it.

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    5. "Rat's ass" has an apostrophe, to show it is a possessive of the rat. See? It's easy!

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    6. Anonymous7:11 PM

      Bristol, why did you name your son after your Dad's prostitute? (see? That was the proper use of an apostrophe!)

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    7. Anonymous2:57 AM

      Bristoll can not form complete sentences, so that must have been written by the good Christian French.

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    8. Anonymous3:18 AM

      you could just skip the comments......or is that too much common sense for you?

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  45. Anonymous5:11 PM

    Well we know that Curtis Menard Jr. finished, right, Track and Piper?

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    1. Anonymous2:58 AM

      I think Menard finished after Track, kicking himself for getting carried away. Too late, $carah was knocked up. Menard left for a woman with an education, class and morals.

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  46. Anonymous5:12 PM

    You mean he quit?

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    1. Anonymous6:12 PM

      We Palins don't quit.

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    2. Anonymous7:09 PM

      Yes, he quit.

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    3. Anonymous3:01 AM

      I wish the Palins WOULD quit. Quit appearing on TV. Quit trying to stay "famous". If only ONE of them had an ounce of talent, they got famous for being losers, non-talented and they have done nothing to change that. No studying acting, dancing, nothing. They think the name will be enough to open doors. Well, the ride is OVER guys, start looking for real jobs.

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    4. Anonymous6:25 AM

      This won't be the first time that pencil dick Todd hears, "What? You mean it's over already? I thought you were just getting started."

      Maybe it was the moose chili.

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  47. Anonymous5:14 PM

    Uh oh, no Iron Dog trophy for Team Palin this year.

    Good luck to the Palins for the upcoming movie Boys Will Be Boys.

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  48. Anonymous5:17 PM

    Stop ragging on Todd. There's always next year.

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    1. Anonymous5:52 PM

      That's if Sarah gives him any money.

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    2. Anonymous6:08 PM

      That's what Sarah thought after losing the campaign for John McCain. Sarah thought she was going to be the chosen one in 2012.

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    3. Anonymous6:14 PM

      Todd is finished.

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    4. Anonymous7:34 PM

      Only if he can snowmobile from JAIL!!!

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    5. The last time Toad won this race, his wife had just begun her soon-to-be-aborted half-term as governor. Seems like a lifetime ago, eh, Toad?

      Many, many failures ago. In fact, any of em, all of em.

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  49. Anonymous5:33 PM

    Todd it may not be your fault that your snow machine broke down. You may have been the victim of the Sarah Palin Curse? Did you eat some of Sarah's moose chili and blueberry pie?

    Sarah Palin facebook
    February 15 ·

    The guys doing last minute wrenching before the start of the 2000-mile long Iron Dog race tomorrow! And taking a break to "fuel up" on (the usual) moose chili and blueberry pie.

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    1. Anonymous6:27 PM

      Cursed moose chili and blueberry pie and then there's Sarah's raw upside down turkey. The Palins should go back to their old diet, send Levi out for Taco Bell.

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    2. Anonymous7:35 PM

      Maybe someone put water in his tank? You know how that sneaky condensation is...its gets everywhere...Palin curse....

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    3. Anonymous3:04 AM

      Gee, what's next? Will his garage full of toys go up in flames???

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  50. Anonymous5:36 PM

    Nah nah nah nah
    Nah nah nah nah
    Hey Hey Hey
    Goodbye!!!!

    Palin has Scratched out of Iron Dog! LOL!!!

    QUITTER!!!!!!

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  51. Anonymous5:38 PM

    4:52
    wow who dragged you out from under a rock?

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  52. Anonymous5:41 PM

    Huntington/Palin Scratched out at Big Lake 5:17 PM 02/17/2014 average speed-4mph.

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    1. Anonymous6:29 PM

      Where they walking?

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  53. Anonymous5:47 PM

    WTF? All that money and time spent on Todd's losing snow machine hobby and Willow had to go to hair school because she didn't want to go into debt even though Sarah is a multi-millionaire and Todd has numerous snow machines and a airplane. It's a shame. Sarah has two houses on her Wasilla compound, a mansion in Arizona, a cabin in Alaska and what looks like a fancy Toyota pickup. Forgot to mention Sarah has a new reality show. Sarah how about forking out some money for your children's college education?

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  54. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Willow is in the above picture. How come she's not working? Is Willow like Bristol? They can take off whenever they want too?

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    1. Anonymous8:15 PM

      When did Willow start working? did I miss something?

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    2. Anonymous11:10 PM

      Willow doesn't care to work weekends.

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  55. Anonymous5:58 PM

    The question is who is going to want a washed up used old snowmobiler to be their partner next year. This may be Todd's last race?

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  56. Anonymous6:01 PM

    There were questions why Track didn't want to be Todd's partner. in this years Iron Dog.

    Looks like those questions has been answered.

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  57. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Todd where are you?

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  58. Anita Winecooler6:15 PM

    Todd and Companion are at that odd stage in a man's life, when he looks down and asks himself "Why am I carrying a purse that matches nothing I'm wearing?". Then there's that decline in stamina caused by lack of exercise, healthy meals, staying awake to keep wifey on her medication schedule and worrying about a movie being made about a book that's coming out soon.
    Yeah, poor Todd and his partner lost the iron dog competition.... time to change hobbies and make room for the younger set to spread their wings (and other things)

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    1. Anonymous3:08 AM

      No snowmachine races for the Palin femalkes. They know how to spread their legs on a regular basis. Word must have gotten around that they are fertile as can be, so now paid companions are next in line. Maybe Tripp will grow up to be in that race, although it will be hard to practice from Arizona. Also, too, by that time Palin $$$ will have dried up.

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  59. Anonymous6:31 PM

    What did we learn?
    Money can't make you a winner.
    Right Sarah and Todd?

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  60. Anonymous6:43 PM

    Todd pulled out? He should have used a condom with Sarah Heath.

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    1. Anonymous6:50 PM

      Pull out method doesn't always work. Right Heaths and Palins?

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    2. Anonymous6:58 PM

      Pull out method is not reliable. Some sperms makes it through.
      I'm sorry, you meant pulled out of the Iron Dog.

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    3. Anonymous7:07 PM

      He did, but Curtis and brad didn't.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous6:19 AM

      BARSTOOL:
      Todd pulled out of his iron dog? What was he doing "INSIDE" the iron dog to begin with?

      WALLOW:
      Don't worry, the iron dog was unharmed. All it felt was a little prick.

      Delete
  61. Anonymous6:46 PM

    Todd quit? What are they going to do for Sarah's reality sports show Iron Dog coverage? I guess go to commercial?

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    1. Anonymous6:16 AM

      It won't be a problem for the team that makes things up. They can cut and slice film and photo shopping is their friend.

      Delete
  62. Anonymous6:55 PM

    CRAIG'S LIST

    Slightly used souped-up high performance snowmobile for sale.
    Has 80 miles on it.

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    1. Anonymous8:47 PM

      LMFAO !!!

      Delete
    2. Anonymous9:32 PM

      smarty pants........funny smarty pants
      hahahhaha

      Delete
    3. Anonymous12:43 AM

      Ski Don't for sale, BWAHAHAHAHAHA, Loser.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous6:15 AM

      Also, too. Never driven faster than 21mph.

      Delete
  63. Anonymous6:59 PM

    Well Todd obviously can't stay on script! loser! I can hear it all now.."Todd! what do you mean you broke down! the cameras were rolling idiot I don't care about your little problems oohh did I say little? . You know they are going to start that "quitter " thing again!

    I know we will just blame it on your partner or even better yet you took one for the team, yah that's it you did it for the ahhhh...good of the race,it was a sacrifice.

    Ok we will go with that but i know your just too flipping old for this crapola anymore.

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  64. Anonymous7:00 PM

    Mom does that mean dad will be home tonight?

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    1. Anonymous7:06 PM

      Mom what do you mean you don't care, you're heading out to Arizona by yourself?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous7:13 PM

      "I don't know or care Piper. Quit calling me here in Arizona."

      Delete
    3. Anonymous7:53 PM

      You. are. disgusting anonymous assholes. Seriously, you are sick

      Delete
    4. Anonymous9:50 PM

      7:57 : you talkin' to yourself again?

      Delete
    5. Anonymous3:11 AM

      7:53 Why do you come here, then? Are you afraid we are getting to the TRUTH?? Must have touched a nerve.

      Delete
  65. Anonymous7:13 PM

    So Sarah's HYBREED husband quit? I guess he shouldn't have been wrenching on that high performance racing engine on that SkiDoo.

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    1. Anonymous7:52 PM

      You are ignorant. Racers don't "quit." In recent years, frontrunners scratched. Shit happens.

      Why the hate?

      Doggers are all friends and support each other.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous9:32 PM

      7:52 - why do you support a known pimp? Does Todd pay you?

      Delete
    3. Anonymous10:30 PM

      Todd quit. Plain and simple, he quit.

      Delete
    4. Anonymous12:40 AM

      7:52 PM If Todd had not QUIT, and he made it to the FINISH Line, we would never hear the end of your celebrations. Doggers support a Pimp.

      Delete
    5. Anonymous6:13 AM

      Doggers are all friends and support each other.

      yeah, why a girly boy type can 'win' and whatever the powers that be want. Iron Dog is not the only corrupt sport it is just easier to corrupt due to remote Alaska and lack of interest in the rest of the world.

      We know Todd would not want to say the snow conditions were a problem in anyway for him. He is willing to throw his wrenchers under the bus?

      Delete
  66. Anonymous7:40 PM

    Keeping my memory fresh..I have fun reading the links from here:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin#References

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  67. Anonymous7:41 PM

    I notice no one mentioned previous years when MANY teams scratched, including frontrunners.

    But good to know the blogs still run on hate, lies and propaganda.

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    1. Anonymous9:14 PM

      7:41 Perhaps if the Palin klan was a nice and respectful bunch, they'd receive the same treatment from the rest of us. The majority of Americans (and Alaskans) do not regard them well at all.

      Sarah has been hateful, nasty, racist, not smart and a proven liar and fraud. Todd is a proven pimp ("Boys Will be Boys") and has done nothing more than carry her purse and walk ten steps behind her.

      What a twosome! There is no way in hell either of them has earned our respect!

      Delete
    2. Anonymous10:29 PM

      Todd quit, just like all the Palins, a bunch of quitters.
      That is a fact jack, why can't you grasp that?

      Delete
    3. Anonymous12:37 AM

      The Pimp Daddy Quit, the TRUTH hurts, Trolls.

      Delete
  68. Anonymous7:46 PM

    The race is about the race. It's a bunch of friends having fun over 2000 miles.

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    1. Anonymous9:10 PM

      Then why did Todd only go about 100 miles? Didn't he want to ride with his friends?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous11:07 PM

      Do you have any idea how much it costs to do the iron dog? This isn't about having fun with friends.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous3:13 AM

      Maybe the "friends" do not want him in the race? Easy to screw up the engine, Todd knows THAT.

      Delete
    4. Todd and his partner have new equipment, the best that $$$ can buy because of his fame-whore wife's grifting. Still, Todd and Sarah can manage to fuck up even the best of situations. Seriously, has Sarah EVER done anything successfully? What a bunch of losers, kids included.

      Delete
  69. Anonymous7:51 PM

    Funny. All Gryphen has in his life is hate blogging, lies, and, ummm, oh... nothing.

    Grow up Gryphen

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    1. Anonymous9:41 PM

      yeah Gryphen grow up, what are your thinking, writing mean things about those palins assholes, those losers deserve a modecum of respect,
      well then again, maybe they don't
      KEEP ON HATIN' ON 'EM...ONE AND ALL, THEY SO RICHLY DESERVE IT!!

      Delete
  70. Seems like Todd Palin has suffered a wrenching loss!

    His own hanger and he can't go more than a few miles on his expensive machine.

    Bless his heart.

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    1. Anonymous8:44 PM

      Whose fault?

      The expensive machine?
      The old rider?
      Or the Sarah Palin Curse?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous6:03 AM

      He is old now and not doing this for the right reasons at all. He is trying to fulfill his 'What's in it for me?' policy. He has his snowmachine product business obligations, the TV channel no one will watch show his ex-wife is doing and all kinds of fake Palin image to maintain. He is as far away from love of a sport or anything that makes one a good contender.

      The good part is that the way they are handling all of this is a real insight to the failed Palin Brand.

      Delete
  71. Anonymous8:29 PM

    The troll is melting down. Is it a robot programmed to say the same phrases repeatedly?

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    1. Anonymous3:18 AM

      We must have touched a nerve, got too close to the truth. It probably took the "farewell crew" at the start of the race longer to get all bundled up than it took for Jethro to go 80 miles?? Imagine, they got home and the news was annoounched Jethro was broken down, and they had not taken off their layers of clothes yet!! $carah was likely on a plane back home to Arizona.

      Delete
  72. Anonymous8:45 PM

    Get your story straight.

    No pa didn't lose because he was riding side saddle.

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  73. Anonymous8:59 PM

    Sarah Palin referred to some reporters as impotent, limp and gutless. I wonder how Sarah feels about Todd embarrassing her by only being able to go 80 miles in a 2,000 mile race?

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  74. Anonymous9:06 PM

    I think Todd is smart. If you are going to quit, quit early.
    Why ride 1,999 miles then quit?

    Agree?

    ReplyDelete
  75. Anonymous9:08 PM

    Looks like the First Dude is the First Dud.

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  76. From the Facebook page oh Sarah Palin, AIP:

    "Hi! For anyone interested, this is Todd and Tyler from Iron Dog Team #11 writing from Sarah’s Facebook page.

    Disappointed on the trail today, but keeping everything in perspective. Due to a rare mechanical issue that was impossible to fix on the trail, we’ll be cheering on the other teams the rest of the race. I’ve been enjoying this endurance race for decades now, and you never can tell how it’s going to turn out for any team. There’s always inexplicable circumstances arising and you never know what mother nature will challenge you with out there. But it’s always rewarding and worth the effort.

    This race, like everything else in life, is a gamble. Our advice is to find your passion, don’t procrastinate, and just do it! This isn't a dress rehearsal. It doesn’t matter how many times you get knocked down, what matters is how many times you get back up. As Sarah likes to say, live life vibrantly! Having the freedom to tackle challenges like this is what makes America amazing.

    We’re incredibly grateful for all the supporters that make the world's ultimate snowmachine race happen every year. It wouldn’t be possible without our rural communities that connect the trail, celebrate this event, and cheer on every participant. You keep us going, bush Alaska! You’re our foundation! Thank you so much for all you guys do.

    Keep the other racers in your prayers.

    Also, thanks so much for pledging in the fund raiser to fight breast cancer with the awesome “Bring Home the Pink” campaign. You can still support the Ski-Doo teams involved in this great cause by pledging here: http://www.gofundme.com/67f7gs

    Quyana,

    Todd & Tyler
    Team #11"

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    1. Anonymous9:28 PM

      "Keep the other racers in your prayers."

      Come on, who are they trying to kid? Does anyone really think Todd would say,

      "Keep the other racers in your prayers."

      FUCK YOU

      Delete
    2. Anonymous9:36 PM

      All I can think when I here ''' bring home the PINK ''' is the poor gal in (Fairbanks or bumfuck somewhere up there) when Tawd asked bout her pink nipples
      the poor girl, I'da punched that bastard in the neck.......

      Delete
    3. Anonymous9:47 PM

      Was this ghost written statement already prepared before the race started?

      Delete
    4. Anonymous9:48 PM

      No Todd didn't write that.....

      Todd can't even pronounce helicopter correctly.

      Delete
    5. Anonymous3:23 AM

      The first sentence is definitely Sarah Palin writing. She never uses subjects in her sentences. Classic Palin.

      Delete
    6. Anonymous5:46 AM

      "Due to a rare mechanical issue..." The writer meant too much of Track's energy boosting juices wrenching the nuts from the squirrels.
      No wonder they could only go 80 out of the 2000-mile long Iron Dog race. For once, tell the truth Shadow Dude from Alaska.

      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152230737748588&set=pb.24718773587.-2207520000.1392734739.&type=3&theater

      Delete
    7. Anonymous5:53 AM

      Watching Fox News is not good for the brain cells. Combine that with the white stuff off the oil drum and you will not have sustainable mechanics.
      http://www.thefix.com/content/sarah-palin-snorted-coke-oil-drum4148

      Delete
    8. Anonymous5:59 AM

      Who cares what the losers offer up for excuses? A rare problem? This ain't rocket science. Fix it and get your sorry asses back out there or just quit and shut up with the excuses. SKI DO deserved better.

      Delete
  77. Anonymous9:15 PM

    Do you think that if Shailey "You Light Up My Life" Tripp was waiting for him at the finish line, he would have put in a better effort to at least finish?

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  78. Anonymous9:23 PM

    You are a bunch of sissies sitting at your computer making fun of Sarah Palin's husband. It takes a man to do the Iron Dog.
    What? Todd quit? But it just started.

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    1. Anonymous9:38 PM

      tawds a big frekkin' pussy, high whinny voiced purse holder, I guess that is what happens when the former wifey has yur nuts in the wringer. come on trolls please tell me to stop, losers.

      Delete
  79. Wow a whole 80 miles. For a man who does nothing all year but fuck around he sure wasn't prepared to play zoom-zoom with his gasoline skis. Thank God it wasn't dogs.

    Wasn't toad racing for a charity? Does the charity still gets its money?

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    1. Anonymous9:58 PM

      Pimping aint easy. It is time consuming.

      Delete
    2. Anonymous5:34 AM

      Todd was pimping for Skidoo product placement and perks, he switched over from Artic Cat. Skidoo was running the scam charity routine. Todd gets faux credit with false public relations.

      Delete
  80. Anonymous9:50 PM

    HEY TODD PALIN IRON DOG QUITTER, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

    I'm going to Anchorage!

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  81. Anonymous9:56 PM

    The problem is that the Palins had the wrong person in the race. I heard that Bristol is the rider in the family. Just give her some wine coolers and she would have ridden that snowmachine into the ground.

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    1. Anonymous6:03 AM

      Beefy's fat ass is hard on the machine's suspension. And her crotch grinding on the saddle makes it unridable by the second day. She needs another trial husband to ride.

      Delete
  82. Anonymous4:02 AM

    If Sarah is a "rill merican," she would be driving a Ford F-150.

    Todd and the boys were out in the tool shed wrenching. Guess they should not have been jerking off with the electronics....but just jerking off.

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  83. Anonymous5:29 AM

    Tyler Huntington had the support of his family, Todd Palin had photo ops for product placements. This is Todd's FIFTH pull out out of 21. Tyler's FIRST out of 7. Todd was certainly a drag for his team. He will need PR and the liars to make him look good with this revelation of the real Todd Palin.

    http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/palin-huntington-hit-early-iron-dog-trouble-drop-out-of/article_3ed9bcb8-983b-11e3-948c-0017a43b2370.html

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