Sunday, March 30, 2014

84 year old man shoots and kills his son over cable dispute. Plans to continue the argument in the afterlife.

Courtesy of the Star Tribune: 

An 84-year-old Maplewood man fatally shot his son over a dispute about installing cable in the family home, according to charges filed Thursday. 

Pang Se Vang, 84, was charged in Ramsey County District Court with second-degree murder in the death of his son, Chue Vang, 36. 

Maplewood police responded to the family home in the 1800 block of County Road B East about 11:51 a.m. Monday, where they found Chue Vang dead in a hallway and Pang Vang bleeding from self-inflicted knife wounds to the chest and neck. 

According to the complaint: Pang Vang called his pastor that morning and said he was upset that Chue Vang would not pay to install cable in the home. Chue Vang owned the home and lived with his parents and siblings. Father and son had argued, and Chue Vang told his father he could move out, the pastor told authorities. 

Pang Vang’s wife said their son asked his dad to talk to his sons about any problems. 

“I’m not talking with you kids,” Pang Vang said before closing himself off in his bedroom. 

Chue Vang opened the bedroom door, said, “Dad!” and was shot once by his father, charges said. 

Another son wrestled a rifle away from their father and family members fled the home. 

“If you are not afraid of dying then come in and bother me,” Pang Vang told his wife when she confronted him in their bedroom. “If you are afraid of dying, then you better run away.” 

Damn, this guy really holds grudge. Still I am sure that he must feel terrible about killing his son over something so trivial. Or not:

Pang Vang eventually surrendered to police after telling them he would settle the dispute with his deceased son in the afterlife.

So apparently being very religious, does NOT make you a more moral person? Gee who would have thunk it?

Well it's a good thing the old man had a rifle to protect him from losing an argument with his son.

You know the only thing that stops a bad son from not installing cable and offering to pay for it, is a good father with a bad attitude and a loaded rifle.

Of course the next stage of this conflict may be a little tougher on the old man, because I am not sure that they allow guns in heaven.

What am I saying? There is NO way that so many conservatives would be working so hard to get there if they didn't!

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:26 AM

    All the old man wanted was his Fox News fix. This bs about the afterlife is hysterical. Another brainwashed fool with some serious mental defects.

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  2. Anonymous3:28 AM

    Sum Dum Fuk with a gun.. how lovely!

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  3. A J Billings3:50 AM

    Guns in heaven? No, it's not the name of a new NRA rock band Gryphen!

    I'm sure that guns are allowed in heaven. In fact, I'm sure that RPG's, tanks, F-16's and cruise missiles are all free for the taking in heaven, because Jesus is all about 2nd amendment remedies. Just ask Sharron Angle from Nevada

    Living vibrantly in heaven is just regular for folks, and that means guns even for kids!

    Why, up there in heaven, we have abstinence only, huntin' an killin' moose, an bear an caribou for the freezer, jumpin' off waterfalls, dancin' with starz, sequined camo gowns, big trux with lift kits, and 44 inch tires, and gas and diesel is free, cuz Gawd will provide, you betcha!

    An there certainly ain't no birth control pills, them evil condoms, an Tawd will have to give up his pimp biz. Females in heaven know to keep their heads covered, stay quiet an submissive, shut up in church completely, an obey men, jes like the bible says here on earth.

    Also too, up in rill 'Murica heaven (where the best neighborhoods are just for the white folk) we don't have no immigrant layabouts, no welfare queens, an everybody pays their own health care, dontcha know.

    Ain't no JesusCare, just folks tradin' chickens to their doctor for services for 'rill Muricans

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    1. Why is everyone assuming that demented old man is going to the same afterlife place (heaven?) his deceased son went to?

      If there really is some kind of Judgement Day for the two of them, Dad probably will be shaking hands with Yen-lo-Wang.

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  4. SHARON3:58 AM

    I don't feel sorry for these sick bastards....I wish they would all leave and make a GUN country. This better be the first damn thing our new Democratic congress/senate takes up. You can not make up these stupid, moronic stories anymore. I hope there is a gun hell for every murderer like this guy where everyone gets shot over and over for eternity.

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  5. Anonymous4:14 AM

    Not to belittle this family's tragedy, but this might become a frequent occurrence over the next week or so as sexagenarians (60 years old-69 yrs old), septuagenarians (aged 70-79), octogenarians (80-89), nonagenarians (90-99), and centenarians (100+) stand their ground for their time-tested God-given 2nd Amendment rights to watch Alaska's ex-half-term co-Governor, the most beautiful and wonderfully talented, brave, and intelligent Quitty McShitty-Mouth starring*** in her critically acclaimed role as part-time green screen host of her Amazing Asshat Sarah Grifter Show on the Sportsman Channel. These geriatric terrorists, er, Muricun Patriots will protect Sarah's freedumb to be on the teevee machine because freedumb ain't free, and you gotta contribute to Sarah PAC so's she can save the country from the muslim waffler-in-chief.

    An unnamed, typical Palinbot told TMZ, "I will shoot all my kinfolk if they cannot make the teevee play Sarah's new show or if they make abuncha noise once it's on where I can watch MY Prezadent, or I will stab them in the dick or in their lady parts if anybody messes with the teevee remote while I'm droolin' over Saree, wishin I could get this flaccid noodle turned into a stiffie so I could rub one out for my queen. Don't even be tryin' to tread on this TeaBagger Patriot Read Muricun's freedumbs.

    Note:
    *** "starring" means Sarah has only three or four other co-hosts on the 30 minute show (about 21 minutes of total air time). But Sarah has her name on the show cuz she's got her some nice, big, natural sweater puppies and her other natural physical features, as she is still so blessed with in her youth.

    PALIN/TRUMP for PREZ/VP' in 2016 'cuz they both love Murikkka

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  6. Anonymous5:56 AM

    You would think the Pang guy would be living in Shelly Bachmann's district but he's not, Maplewood is in district 4.

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  7. Anonymous8:32 AM

    I knew there was a reason GCI just offered half off for HBO for the next 12 months.....seems like they got the message. Thanks, Pang. And, uh.. BTW....some states have cable in prison.. don't know about MN.

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  8. Anonymous11:14 AM

    Words fail...but then again, so does logic, so no need to pursue the sheer stupidity of this incident any further. By the way, cable TV is much better in hell (at least, that is what I am told).

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  9. Anita Winecooler5:36 PM

    I'm shocked that the second son didn't shove the gun up his father's butt sideways after wrestling it from him. Is it worth killing your child just go win an argument? Maybe we need to tweak out gun laws and driving laws, when one reaches 80, they needs to be tested.

    I feel for everyone in that family except the father.

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