The shameful smear above just showed up on Palin's Facebook page a few hours ago.
Apparently she endorsed this Julianne Ortman woman a coupe of days ago, and then this juvenile BS was posted today.
Here is what the woman who is a national laughingstock said about the great Senator of Minnesota:
Al Franken’s career has been a joke; we all know this. The biggest joke of all though is not funny at all because the American people are the punch line. This joke? The fact that Franken has voted 100% (!) of the time with Barack Obama. This just proves what we already knew – Al Franken is a Big Fat Liberal.
Let’s give voters a contrast this fall: a clown vs. a Mama Grizzly, an Obama 100 Percenter vs. a Blue Star Mom, a talker vs. a doer, and a liberal Obama rubber stamp legislator vs. a proven conservative fighter.
Let’s make this proven conservative the one to take the fight to Al Franken this fall and make him the punch line. Julianne Ortman is the choice. She is good enough, she is smart enough, and doggone it, people like her!
That last part should read, she is far from good enough, not smart enough to even reject Sarah Palin's endorsement, and doggone it, nobody knows her.
Al Franken is that rare case of a well known celebrity who made the transition to politics and did an even better job in that arena.
Franken has done great work for the citizens of Minnesota, has done great work for the children, authored the Medical Loss Ratio amendment that forced insurance companies to pay 80% of premiums on actual health care costs, and just was recently honored for his work in providing access to mental health services by the American Psychiatric Association.
All that Sarah Palin has done in the field of mental health, is provide a walking talking example of somebody who desperately needs psychiatric services.
I somehow doubt that Franken is in any danger of losing his seat. Especially to someone who is endorsed by Sarah "Is my wig on straight?" Palin.
A career trajectory comparison:
ReplyDeleteAl Franken began as a Celebrity Comedian and advanced to a position of Respected Politician. Sarah Palin went from being Quitter Politician to Reality Show Bit Player on an obscure network.
Al Franken will continue to craft legislation and impact the actual fabric of this country. Sarah Palin will continue to stir up stupid people while wearing the actual "fabric of this country" on her cloven hooves.
Great comparison, 12:13. I only hope you're wrong with your last sentence. She's taking up valuable space and air on this planet. And there are many people much more worthy of those precious resources.
DeletePerfectly stated. "Cloven hooves" is an especially nice touch.
DeleteDoes she send any $$$ or just the "honor" of her endorsement?
DeleteFranken has been the anti-McCain and Graham by avoiding the national media (but not state media) and working to get legislation passed like reforming the credit rating system. He is a Harvard Graduate with two brilliant kids who also graduated from Harvard and went on to higher degrees and are successful in the fields they work. Boy, that must drive Sarah nuts. And as far as her endorsee being a blue star mom, that doesn't make you any better than anyone else when it comes to an elected position. Support the troops? Franken was a regular on the USO tours to Iraq and Afghanistan.Okay, Sarah, what else you got?
DeleteSenator Franken began as a comedian and evolved into a respected political force. Sarah started as a politician and evolved into a comedic punchline.That says it all.
DeleteMinnesotans are fortunate to have two of the best senators in the USA - Al Franken and Amy Klobuchar. Juliann Ortman won't even make it out of the republican primary. I live in Minnesota and I've never even heard of Ortman. Sarah Palin doesn't have any credibility in this state. Sure there are a few nuts who like her but they are few and far between.
ReplyDeletethe wealthy 1/2wits in bachmann's district.
DeleteAl Franken's political reputation survived an attempt in 2009 by Matt Drudge to smear him -- http://tinyurl.com/mjtjats -- and he'll have no problem ignoring this mosquito-buzz by Sarah Palin (it doesn't even rank as serious as a bite).
DeleteYou need to - the bitch is screwing up Minnesota royally, in your statehouse.
Delete"She is good enough, she is smart enough, and doggone it, people like her!"
ReplyDeletePalin thinks so little of Franken that she's attempting to co-opt one of his most famous SNL lines.
And I wish she'd make up her mind whether she wants to be a 'Mama Grizzly' or shoot and eat one. It's damned confusing.
She's never progressed beyond a junior high mentality.
DeleteThose who knew her in junior high said she was immature then, as well. She's always been very insecure, and attacked others in an attempt to elevate her status and make her feel better about herself.
DeleteShe's older now, but her maturity was stunted. Maybe Creepy Chuck was to blame for Sarah's dysfunctional behavior in her younger teens, but she owns it now. I hate to be callous, but she's just a sick fuck who's beyond help at 50+ years old, if she hasn't dealt with her demons prior to this point in life.
No excuses.
guess the cross eyed outdoor fukin' expert in everything skank doesn't realize that boar grizzlies hunt kill and eat sows ( "mama grizzlies" ) and their cubs whenever given the chance
Deleteignorant cross eyed hunchbacked fraud skank - "does it kick daddy ?"
I think that when Daddy "kicked it in her" the first time at age 13 she was broken. Not that she had any exceptional genealogy to begin with but whatever potential she had was broken by creepy Chuck.
Deleteincestuous inbred older brother chuck_tard jr was there too
Deletedingbat "mom" sally conveniently looked the other way
She can be both if she eats her young.
Delete"SHe's good enough. She's smart enough. .. And people like her":
DeleteWords that will never be spoken about Sarah Palin. .. again.
And it was definitely intentional that the feckin skank chose a comedy photo of franken portraying someone gay! For you dumb fees that lurk over here he is not gay but even if he were you skank worshipers and your ilk are the only ones who would care about it!
ReplyDeleteFeckin idiot queen do skanksville!!
Sarah has had a lot of photo ops that would humiliate her if she weren't such a coward, afraid to run for any elected office herself. She knows that her skin is too thin to handle the ridicule and critique of her behavior.
DeleteBut Sarah's actions seem to indicate that those who accept her endorsement should be associated with Sarah's words and Sarah's most memorable dipshit photos. And there are hundreds of those from which to choose.
Seriously, what could be worse than being directly associated with the rapidly aging, wonky-eyed, fake-titted, fake-tanned, methed-out, rabid, bigoted, angry bitch?
Hypothetically, I guess having pictures of the candidate in a threesome with Sarah and Ted Nugent might hurt at the polls, but Stupid Sarah has enough baggage herself to sink most candidates in a general election, as we've seen already.
Sarah will continue to be the Democratic Party's best friend for the next several months; unfortunately, barely 50% of her endorsed candidates even make it out of the primary. Her reputation has never been as low as it has dropped, and she's losing credibility among her base every day that they are able to personally witness her deficiencies, debunking her own lame, self-created myths.
I hope the fool Sarah endorses lots of GOP candidates, all of em, any of em.
Wonder if Palin's PAC paid the required royalty to legally use that copyrighted photo of Al Franken.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing no.
"RAM, goddammit, you're gonna have my bony ass sued again!!!"
Delete--- RAM's Boss Lady
what's happening with that other copyright lawsuit $tupid $kank $carah never learns.
DeleteI no longer reside in my home state of MN, however, I had the honor of voting for Senator Franken. He is top shelf IMO.
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeletethis only proves how desperate this HO is...
and she really believes she's bring 'clever'; what a delusional moron,
such tasteless and offensive middle-school putdown, if nothing else, will get the Minnesota voters riled up and VOTE for Franken in even larger numbers.
In addition, Sen. Franken has deliberately (and smartly) kept a low profile & just worked hard. No wonder Palin can't stand him, that is the opposite of the way she has conducted her career.
ReplyDeleteShe is just despicable. She chooses an old image of him in character, instead of a current image as a senator. She's such a vicious bitch, demeaning and ridiculing a sitting representative of this country. Al would make mincemeat out of her, he's wicked smart, has a stunning vocabulary, can ferret out bs in a heartbeat and has done his state and this country proud.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.franken.senate.gov/files/documents/Franken_Record_of_Accomplishment.pdf
http://votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/38935/julianne-ortman#.UznUX1etsk8
He's pretty amazing
DeleteShe's such a childish fucking idiot. Al Franken would chew that shrew up and spit her in the corner in a debate. He has more brains and talent in his little toe than she has in her entire inbred family tree.
ReplyDeleteAl Franken is too polite to stoop to her level. Besides, you can't have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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DeleteSo true. Our Sarah will go straight for the "cojones" and then "punch that throat".
This joke? The fact that Franken has voted 100% (!) of the time with Barack Obama.
ReplyDeleteDoes SP (or RAM, or …) perhaps mean "voted with Harry Reid"? Thanks to Norm Coleman, Franken wasn't sworn into the Senate until July 7, 2009. Now-President Obama's Senate term ended more than seven months before that, on November 16, 2008.
Palin (or should I say, her handlers) have never let facts get in the way of their half-baked juvenile screeds.
DeleteNow Ted, you know durn well King Obama makes all the rules!
DeleteI am confused. Sarah Palin is strung out somewhere. She didn't write any of that. We all know this.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to have a debate with Nancy French or RAM or whoever is the ghostwriter du jour then have at it! But why do you credit the drug addicted sock puppet with this FB post?
Why continue to present her as someone who could possibly write something like this WHEN WE ALL KNOW SHE DIDN'T??
If you want to see the end of her waning power, THEN STOP EMPOWERING HER.
She was on a flight from Phoenix to Anchorage 2 days ago looking like crap.
DeleteOhmygod what I would say to that woman if I ever saw her! I would literally shake with anger.
DeleteI don't get this love affair she has with grizzly bears...they shit and roll in it and sometimes they even eat it...oh wait, I'm describing Palin.
ReplyDeleteIs Sarah Palin putting SarahPAC money where her mouth is? Is every person Sarah Palin is endorsing receiving $5,000?
ReplyDeleteNo freaking way!
DeleteBased on the trend since establishing SarahPAC, Sarah will likely continue to donate $5,000 (or less, depending on contribution guidelines for state-level positions such as Governor, Sec/State, Treasurer, AG, etc.) to AFP/Koch-approved candidates for every $100,000 that her PAC receives in contributions. Hence, less than 5% of the funds received are used to support political campaigns. The other 95% are spent on Sarah promoting herself via SarahPAC, her personal slush-fund, which finances its own fund-raising, speech writing (plus writing internet editorials/Facebook), first class travel for Sarah & Family, and paid "political" consultants (including family members), postage/admin overhead (including family envelope-stuffing & book-mailing), and attorney's fees.
DeleteHonestly, anyone dumb enough to make political contributions through SarahPAC, which skims over 95% off the top of every dollar before being directed to GOP candidates' campaigns, deserves to be swindled for their willful ignorance, and Sarah is enthusiastic to oblige. This damning information is based on her PAC's own reports submitted to the FEC. You'll never hear one of Sarah's paid trolls refute these facts because these reports are available to the public, and the math is simple.
The bitch will have zero impact w/her Facebook post. Al Franken is loved in Minnesota! I have family back there and they report he is well respected and doing a hell of a job for them!
ReplyDeleteJust reading the headline about clowns, I thought it was about one of her recent appearances, like posing as the statue of liberty with a soft drink instead of the revered torch. Or, pretending like she and her husband had any interest in dog racing before they had a chance to sell themselves as participants in the sport.
ReplyDeleteEverything she does now, her "endorsements", her appearances, all to sell the reality show on the remote cable channel. I see that she is mainly the emcee. Come to think of it, like the person in the circus that brings on the clowns.
ReplyDelete"A joke", "biggest joke", "big fat liberal", "a clown" - these are the juvenile names that Sarah Pallin (endorser of serious political candidates) uses.
ReplyDeleteWhat is happening here is that SP is calling electoral candidates silly stupid names, names that she has been called. To her, this is payback. But, there's a difference in the name-calling.
First, Sarah Palin pretended she was a serious politician, governor, and she quit on her constituents. She sought fame and chose a career as juvenile name-caller to her President and those she disliked. She now pretends she is a serious concerned kingmaker. She is not. She is far from it. She her countrymen and interferes with her punditry' to keep her income intact.
People who are disappointed with her as a quitter and fame-seeker, and liberals, sometimes call her names. But, she deserves the names she's being called. I'm not advocating juvenile name-calling, but Sarah Palin does and says stupid things and begs her 'haters' to call her names, then demands apologies.
In the political realm, political contenders want to get away from the divisive language and mean-girl rhetoric. The competition is fierce and the people are tired of the crazy talk.
Sarah, however, jumps into the fray as the constant middle-teen mean girl attitude with the PROFESSIONALS, and she's now seen as the biggest clown there ever was. Pretty sure Juliane Ortman does not want this silly endorsement.
No one wants Sarah's endorsement anymore. Calling Karl Rove, Karl Rove, on aisle 0.
Franken is the rare public servant who is focused on taking care of the voters of Minnesota, not moneyed special interests. He does not seek attention in order to line his own pockets. Palin is the polar opposite. Shooting off her disgusting foul mouth, dancing her pole dance, looking for rubes to pay for her ignorant, white trash family.
ReplyDeleteWe know that Palin thinks the Vice president can make good policy in the senate, and is in charge of the senate. So, now we know that she thinks that the president has a vote in the senate too. Exhibiting complete ignorance of the constitution. What a bullet we dodged when she was responsible for McCain's defeat. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2008/10/palin-says-vice/
ReplyDeletePuhleeze. Barack Obama was responsible for McCain's defeat. His war hawk mind and constant nattering comments defeated him long before he had to pick her over Lieberman. Palin's place on the ticket did nothing but further prove how derelict and desperate the GOPTP has become. The Palin bump may have lasted about 20 minutes but by the time she finished that shrill acceptance 'speech' interest in her did little more than confirm speculation that McCain's dementia was more advanced than first thought.
DeleteI love Al Franken. He became my hero during the 2004 campaign and I've supported him ever since he announced as a candidate. I'm not from Minnesota but I think he's a great Minnesotan and a great American. The same cannot be said of Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
Thank you for posting this IM, I will again donate to Al's compaign today, now. Others who haven't, think about it. He is one of the good guys.
ReplyDeleteBefore I got all crazy about this post, I went to the go-to website (that would be the Cook Political Report) to see how Charlie Cook has rated this race. Charlie Cook has Minnesota as Likely D. Mr. Cook is seldom wrong, so I think all the good work that Senator Franken has done will be rewarded with his election to another term as Senator from Minnesota.
ReplyDeleteThe name calling from the Alaska nutcase is very eighth grade. Calling someone a "big fat liberal" does nothing to further our political discourse in this country.
Anyone who would want an endorsement from the has-been quitter from Wasilla is certainly not smart enough to be a dog catcher, let alone a Senator from the Great State of Minnesota.
Al Franken wrote a book called "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot," which made sense, unlike Palin's flatfooted use of the phrase. Al Franken isn't big, fat, or an idiot. Palin is small, emaciated (except for belmonts), and an idiot. But she probably gave Franken and his staff a good few moments of laughter with this. You need the worst kind of asshole like Palin in your day, so that you are reminded of how much less of assholes the other people around you are. Most people who you think are detestable assholes actually pale by comparison with the detestable asshole that Palin is.
Delete"She is good enough, she is smart enough, and doggone it, people like her!"
ReplyDeleteWell gee Ol' Impoverished One, are you saying that Julianne is everything that you are not?
Cause YOU are certainly not good enough - remember the Defeat of 2008 & "We'll never be good enough for America"?
And YOU are not smart enough to be Mayor of a small town (think hiring a City Manager), nor smart enough to be Governor of a sparsely populated state (think of having a Shadow Governor) and certainly not smart enough to avoid being married to a pimp (think "You light up my life, oh dear Shailey").
As for being liked, well when YOU are liked by Poopy Pants Nugent, what does that tell you?
Yep, the slogan for you, Ol' Despised One, is LOSER, LOSER, LOSER. Yea, that's the campaign slogan for you. Why don't you run on it?
Al franken can thank this post on IM for many big fat donations that a whole group of us sent his way today:) he doesn't need it but let's show how skank is soooo NOT a king or queen maker!!
DeleteSomeone like Palin who is up for doing reality TV, speaking to a camera in front of a green screen, has to be totally out of it, to think anyone would hang on her every word. Is she so delusional that she thinks the average American wants her to endorse their state candidates?
ReplyDeleteShe should be embarrassed, but she's never been taught that she is fallible, like everyone else. Sarah believes she has no faults and she is a perpetual victim.
So many families right now in Washington State who need encouragement, and Sarah ignores them; she would prefer to exercise her mean-girl nasty mouth against the Democrat Senator, calling him clown and whatnot. Forget those whose lives are falling apart, Sarah. You only get invigorated when you can spew HATE.
Hey, Sarah, this ain't no joke! Look at the work that Al has been doing as a senator while you have people ghostwrite your stuff:
ReplyDeleteCommittee assignments
Committee on Energy and Natural Resources
Subcommittee on Energy (Chair)
Subcommittee on Public Lands, Forests and Mining
Subcommittee on Water and Power
Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions
Subcommittee on Children and Families
Subcommittee on Employment and Workplace Safety
Committee on Indian Affairs
Committee on the Judiciary
Subcommittee on Administrative Oversight and the Courts
Subcommittee on Antitrust, Competition Policy and Consumer Rights
Subcommittee on the Constitution, Civil Rights and Human Rights
Subcommittee on Privacy, Technology, and the Law (Chair)
And - he has a lovely wife and educated children. Take that, Sarah Palin!
DeleteBeaglemom
Sarah Palin considers herself an entire "committee of ONE" regarding Indian Affairs, since her husband, children and innumerable grandchildren all enjoy Native Healthcare.
DeleteThat list looks like hard work! Sarah doesn't even carry her own purse half the time.
DeleteSarah goes shopping. She also uses her phones to tweet and play Angry Birds just like Barack Obama. And Bristol is a hard ass worker also too!
And he supports providing veterans with service or therapy dogs. I was a puppy raiser for a service dog program, and my own dog got me through some really tough times. So I wrote to Sen. Franken and told him how wonderful his plan was. I received a gracious letter in return. And I don't even live in Minnesota. Classy guy.
DeleteWhen it comes to women in the White House, Sarah Palin takes the cake in Americans’ eyes, a new poll found.
ReplyDeletehttp://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/mar/31/if-not-hillary-clinton-then-sarah-palin-for-2016-p/
The Washington Times is just a right wing Moonie rag.
DeleteFrom the Washington Times. Whoop-de-doo.
DeleteJust because Ortman is a little better than the disgraced majority leader who went around banging any staffer or lobbyist she could corner (curiously named koch btw) doesn't make her worthy of unseating Franken. Franken, who kept his head down and learned how to be an effective senator and who honors the fallen senator Wellstone, will not be defeated by Ortman.
ReplyDeleteOh and just one more thing (Columbo style)....
Palin curse!
Love Columbo !!! Yes "Oh and just one more thing...."
Delete(rubs fingers across forehead) How long was it, after Piper was born, when you were snipped and singed. Ol' Twobull?
"Al Franken is a big fat liberal". Wow! That's something you hear a 5-year-old say. Obviously your Klondike Kardashian is writing her own posts now. I had previously questioned the "83 IQ" -- now, I believe it.
ReplyDeleteI think we all know who the clown is.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she also thinks he's a stink pot.
ReplyDeleteAnd a real poopy pants! Oh, wait, one of Sarah's bests really IS a poopy pants!
DeleteHow do you fool the ladies after your party rebranding failed? You get a bunch of women folk to parrot the lines of the Koch Brothers, ‘cuz nothing fools the ladies like another lady.
ReplyDeleteThe latest conservative strategy regarding how to win women voters is to inform women that they shouldn’t care about equal pay because… Obamacare roll out glitches.
Greg Sargent was not impressed with the “winning message”
http://www.politicususa.com/2014/03/31/koch-brothers-strategy-women-voters-mansplaining-whats-important.html
I wondered what was going on. Lately there have been a lot of Americans for Prosperity ads featuring women in the Detroit area.
DeleteFuck her and this mama grizzly bullshit! When oh when will the skank be brought to justice! So sick of her slamming EVERYONE but she is NEVER called on her outright lies WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE
ReplyDeleteI been hearing a lot about when will $carah be brought to justice, do jail time, her lies exposed, etc...I'm asking myself how does she get away with it and why people are afraid to come out and expose all the dirty shit she's done, maybe the koch brothers are bank rolling her lawyers?... just a thought
DeleteI've begun wondering whether the truth isn't going to come out until McCain is out of the way. What if he is why nothing is being done about her and Todd? What if he is actually standing in the way of justice just to save his own sorry reputation? Just wonderin'.
DeleteM from MD
I just wasted a half hour of my life reading the comments from the papers in Minnesota about Ortman. A lot of the comments said they were going to vote for Ortman until the Quitter from Wasilla endorsed her. So, it was not a waste of time after all; it was eye opening.
ReplyDeleteSarah is not well liked in Minnesota (or anywhere else, but she will find that out this week when five people tune into her so-called show). She truly is the kiss of death.
Sarah, please endorse more Republicans.
Mrs. Palin lost the upper Midwest voter block when she changed her accent from "Fargo" to "Deliverance", to appeal the the audience of her new reality show.
DeleteMRS. Palin is another thing she quit.
DeleteMaple 1:52 - I believe Palin is referring to Al Franken's book "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot."
ReplyDeleteThree words Sarah: Bedtime for Bonzo.
ReplyDeleteO/T sort of: Things are already going south for Joni Ernst, another of Palin's endorsements.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/31/bruce-braley-joni-ernst_n_5064882.html?utm_hp_ref=politics
I would like to comment on Minnesota. Since Governor Mark Dayton( D) has taken office he has already dug Minnesota back out of the debt Timmy Pawlenty( R) had thrown Minnesota into..
ReplyDeleteI doubt the majority of Minnesotans will vote for another republican fiscal waster.
Hey Palin, you worthless, uneducated, traitorous, illiterate harpy (quotes from Wikipedia):
ReplyDeleteHere is Franken's education. Yours is nothing in comparison:
Franken attended Harvard University and graduated with a Bachelor of Arts cum laude degree in government in 1973.[7]
Here is how much Franken cares about our servicemen and women. When was the last time you received an award from the USO? You have done nothing for the troops:
Franken has been a volunteer with the United Service Organizations since he first visited Kosovo in 1999. He has conducted several overseas tours to both Iraq and Afghanistan, in addition to participating in numerous celebrity handshake tours at military hospitals to visit wounded soldiers. He has done seven USO tours in total, four of which were to Iraq.[15] On March 25, 2009, Franken was presented with the USO's-Metro Merit Award for his 10 years' involvement.[16]
Ooh, you squeal. I write books, you say. So has Franken. Bestsellers. And he is literate and knows how to hold a book right side up, so he didn't need someone to write the books for him:
Franken is the author of four New York Times best selling books.[17] In 2003, Penguin Books published Franken's book Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right, a satirical book on American politics and conservatism. The book's title incorporated the Fox News slogan "Fair and Balanced" and included a cover photo of Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly; in August that year Fox News sued, claiming infringement of its registered trademark phrase.[18][19] A federal judge found the lawsuit to be "wholly without merit". The incident with Fox focused media attention on Franken's book and, according to Franken, greatly increased its sales through the Streisand effect.[20][21] The publicity resulting from the lawsuit propelled Franken's yet-to-be-released book to #1 on Amazon.com.[22]
In short, Palin, your jealousy of Franklin and your spiteful anger over how superior he is to you in every way is very pathetic to see on display.
As a Minnesota resident who voted for Al I can say he has done a super job along with Amy. Fuck you Sarah Palin!
ReplyDeleteWHat r u gonna do without Michele Bachmann to kick around? Keep kicking Sarah? What a rude thing to say taht anyone has a serpents' heart.
DeleteWell actually Palin has a serpent's tongue. There has been no evidence that the mendacious mama griz has a heart.
DeleteI'm convinced completely now that Palin doesn't give a damn how childish she comes off or how much fun the media makes of her. She either likes the attention because negative attention is better than none at all or else she lives in a total bubble and doesn't read the media about her.
ReplyDeletePlagiarizing Palin and her unoriginal, dimwitted ghostwriters swiped the "Big Fat Liberal" slam from the name of one of Franken's books:
ReplyDelete"Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations"
Just like the lazy thieves swiped one of Franken's catchphrases and the name of one of his other best-selling books: "I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!: Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley (Dell Books, 1992) ISBN 0-440-50470-8
But then, we knew brainless, lazy, light-fingered Palin doesn't have a thought of her own in that bat-filled cranium of hers.
Hey Palin, if Ortman is so great, why didn't she have any phrases or book titles worth stealing? Way to go, demonstrate Franken is the only one with ideas.
I just watched the show Katie starring Katie Couric on ABC which comes on 5 days a week. I was looking on ABC, CBS and NBC for Sarah's show but couldn't find it. That Katie is something else, her show comes on 5 days a week and Sarah's show only comes on one day a week on some no name channel. I also noticed that Sarah has to have co-hosts while Katie is smart enough to do it alone.
ReplyDeleteh8tr!!!
DeleteOh that Katie! Now there is lady with grace, charm and a lovely smile.
DeleteI bet that she did not have to strap on a faux pregnancy belly.
And I bet that she did not have to pile dead animals on top of her head, pretending that she is out in the great and cold outdoors.
I also bet that Katie did not have to shove a couple of DD's down the front of her shirt.
sarah's show is also mostly old videos from failed shows past.
DeleteSarah Palin must think that all men are just like her Creepy Daddy. Are you still losing your panties, Sarah?
DeleteI firmly believe that her nastiness toward the genitalia of men that disagree with her is a direct result of her abuse.
DeleteShe was sexually used very young and her identity is rooted partly in trying to charm men into doing what she wants.
Men who do not agree with her are seen as "less than manly", I.e. gay, lacking cojones, limp, need to sack up (I don't think she's used that one. .. yet) in her opinion.
Not only is she unable to accept the different opinion, She must let the world know that the SOURCE can not be trusted because, She, Sarah Palin, has deemed them unworthy of an opinion because of their perceived manhood?
It's insane and only a sub human mongrel like Sarah Palin would think she could use it in political discourse.
Al Franken went into the Senate to legislate. He learned the rules and followed them. He didn't want to immediately be a media darling - cough, cough Ted Cruz and Rand Paul cough, cough - on the way to their next job. Senator Franken did what Hilliary Clinton did...put "being famous" aside and go to work for their constituents. You know...governing.
ReplyDeleteOh Sarah, you disappoint me. Where's your sexual putdown of his manliness?
ReplyDeleteIt was in the picture she chose of Al. It was him portraying a gay character on Saturday Night Live.
Delete@4:19 And, how long ago was that? More than 20 years ago? What did Sarah look like 20 years ago?
Delete@4:19 And, how long ago was that? More than 20 years ago? What did Sarah look like 20 years ago?
DeletePalin can only dream of being as smart as Senator Franken. Lets see the mental midget draw a map of the US freehand.. Hell, Palin probably could only name a handful of states!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0-FYyuvrRk
I see Palin, aka Old Faithful Liar has erupted again..
ReplyDeleteNotice the picture of Al Franken that she usesthere is a reason for it to be blunt he looks gay and that is something she knows will get all her fan base wee wee upped even though that was a very well done character he created for a show.
ReplyDeleteAnd there is nothing wrong with being gay anyway well unless your a redneck bible thumping moron. As far as her choices go they are cookie cutter Rebublicans look at Ortmans voting record.Nay Nay Nay! of course we see she is pro life extreme and anti gay marriage but ALL the Republicans seem to be.Ortman ids a very educated women but her beliefs overshadow her reason.
What kind of idiot describes someone as A Big Fat Liberal, Is she trying to point out her anorexic body? I thought she was all for eating anything you want and you can bet her target audience are not the kind of people that really care about keeping themselves in shape. It's a childish put down on the level of a 5th grader which is about where her intellectual capacity stopped. Can you imagine the leader of the free world speaking in these terms about anyone?
I say it's time to call her out as a joke and have fun with it! maybe a contest that we could vote on Sarah's dumbest moments or a photo montage of How To Dress Like An Wanna Be 20 something Again, this could be fun.
We already know Palin insists on using earlier pics of herself cause she's looking pretty crappy these days but I think she was afraid to use Al Franken's current picture cause he looks like the intelligent, committed, caring Senator he has been since the day they finally 'approved' his election.
DeleteThe only thing transparent about Palin are her childish attacks and self-serving motives. We've come to expect no less and are never disappointed.
This matter is easy to settle. On Saturday Night Live, Tina Fey played a character that looked a lot like Sarah Palin. She dressed like Sarah. She sounded like Sarah. She sounded as dumb as Sarah. And, Sarah wants to distance herself from that comic sketch that claimed to see Russia from her house.
DeleteIf Sarah wants to distance herself from a character on SNL, then Al Frankin deserves the same treatment. Stuart Smalley debuted in 1991, and he had a long career as a fictional character on SNL, not to mention a book and a movie. Tina Fey may have appeared as Sarah Palin 6 times, but Sarah wears thin after a while. Other people in Alaska must be able to see Russia from their houses, too. Al Frankin does not play the Stuart Smalley character in the Senate. But it turns out that Sarah has become a caricature of herself.
And have you seen the man draw a map of the United States freehand? It is amazing.
ReplyDeleteThere's a famous song, "Send in the Clowns." Be sure to tune in to Sarah's newest reality show because her co-hosts really are clowns. They are self-identified clowns and comedians, which makes Sarah, the co-host a clown in the company of clowns.
ReplyDelete"Send in the Clowns" couldn't get that song out of my head whenever there was a republican debate last election !!!!
DeleteSarah...you are the CLOWN....LOL!!
ReplyDeleteSarah is such a juvenile, classless BITCH!
Just like Sarah Palin, Ortman exaggerates her accomplishment. For example, she says she and her husband have argued cases in the Supreme Court. They haven't. Not at all. Looks like she's Sarah Palin's kind of woman!
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She is really toxic.
ReplyDeleteSo Sarah Palin has posted unflattering pictures and name-calls the other side on her Facebook page. Way to raise the tone of the political dialogue, Sarah. You're emotionally twelve years old.
ReplyDelete@5:56 You're giving Sarah too much credit. She's not close to 12 years old.
DeleteI have no idea who Franken is. And you are one to talk about going to far. 70% of what you write here is the height of bullshit.
ReplyDeleteHow is it Gryphen's fault if you are ignorant and uneducated?
DeleteAny educated American should know the names of US senators actively serving. And where is this "far" that you go "to".
Delete@6:09 It's too bad that you don't follow politics well enough to be acquainted with the people who are in Washington DC, making our laws and spending our money. And where do you come up with what you have decided is the percentage of bull shit going on? As far as your comment is concerned, it's 100% BS.
DeleteEat up, it's free!
DeleteIf you have no idea who Franken is then i suggest you get educated before you chime in, look it up think on your own weigh it out or is that asking too much? .
Delete6:09 PM Is your Dildo broken? Don't blame Gryphen, he is providing a forum for you to make a fool of yourself all night. You should be praising Gryphen, the other blogs have banned your sorry ass.
DeleteYou have no idea who Franken is? Sarah Palin, is that you?
DeleteAwwwww, wittle Gryphen can't take it when a republican does what he and his "friends" have been doing for years. You do realize that several of your readers make incredibly juvenile picture montages that make that look like nothing.
ReplyDeleteYou realize that right?
Of course you don't. You cannot see reason or fairness or sense or maturity.
AAh, the troll doesn't know that in Minnesota liberal is a good thing. Sarah's tea bagger friend doesn't have a chance in hell.
DeleteAW., the wittle twoll is here, trying to be cute. Don't make us post silly pictures of Sarah. We'll be here all night.
DeleteShe's not a republican, wipe your dipstick and try again. She's a "Facebook"
Delete6:01 PM Picture Montages like the wall of Palin Pictures that you 2-Tone Dildo to every night? Juvenile and Immature is your claim to fame. Trolling with 1 hand must be difficult. How is that ACA enrollment treatin' ya? Have you 'stolen' any of Bristol's photos of her newest Bastard Baby yet?
Delete"wittle"?
DeleteMaybe you shouldn't bring up maturity..........
Fortunately for Gryphen and unfortunately for you there are several montages or photos of the Idoit Supreme T Bag Queen spokes person Sarah Chickenheart available for comment let's not mince words here or ponder on the stupidity displayed in said photos but revel in the fun that we can all enjoy at looking at them! lighten up a caption contest is in order!
DeleteThe 6:10 Troll loves to answer her own questions, since she is conversing with herself. Try to convince anyone that the photo of Sarah Palin in New York wearing those hooker shoes, a short teen skirt, a pink top with inflated balloon tits, and a frazzled wig is a serious candidate for any public office. Even Todd Palin would not allow any of his Prostitutes to work looking like that. Sarah Palin is the clown that she is describing.
DeleteYou think that picture is mature? What are you? In junior high?
DeleteOh look, it's the immature troll. Yawn.
DeleteJust who the hell does this idiot think she is? She is really not worth the powder to blow her to hell.
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Okay Scorpie, I'll cover you since I've got a few sticks of surplus in my powder magazine, totalling about 300 lbs if you have a spare blasting cap. And my calendar is open for July 4th. Sounds alike a patriotic celebration is in order. I'm sure the real muricans in the ATF will love to be at our fireworks extravaganza. Plus we'll need the Hazmat folks to contain the toxic fallout and for cleanup of the greasy spot at ground zero. Don't forget to bring a box to put the wig in. Then we can "sell it on eBay", just like Sarah sold the state of AK jet.
DeleteDaydream over. Back to the grind.
Oh Sarah, you think you are so clever. However, your petty
ReplyDeleteand vindictive self always shines through. You sure have corner the market on 2nd grade name calling.
By the way, Stuart Smalley is not running for senate. Al Franken is. So plagiarizing Stuart's comment means nothing, other than you don't have an original thought in that little pea-brain of yours.
I always laugh when I think of Stuart Smalley and the witch just ruined it for me.
Franken isn't my senator, however I think he is doing a great job.
Ya just know that Ortman sounds like a screechy character on "Prairie Hpme Companion."
ReplyDeleteWe can put her down. The voice of reason can stand up to the false persona she has created for herself . She is mentally ill. Like OJ Simpson she is never wrong and everything is somebody fault but never their own, and yes i believe she is being used by the Koch brothers just wait. She will never run for anything again and her followers will cry and say "But only Sarah tells it like it is!" She is not even worth the anger, she is a joke and her followers are not the majority.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of person revels in being hated and does not have the brain skills to question why?
Let's stick it to her let's do what the "lame stream media" won't because they get a lot of comments on any article pertaining to this moron, a women who puts her children up for ridicule, a women who spends limited time with her retard kid and yes i will say that because that exactly the way she feels. How dare he be that way? and what has this idiot sacrificed to him or other mothers who struggle with the same? Nothing. All the good she could be doing for downs children she ignored, where is the struggle? where is the sacrifice? I'm sure she changes his diapers at almost 6 years old.What? miss pro life hires that done? .What a hero what a true Mother she farms him out and has the nerve to tell everyone else what to do.
Stuff it Sarah you poser you can't handle shit! What have you done to contribute to other families who are facing this?
Not money that's for sure not time unless someone will pay you for it., you are a worthless piece of crap.
Sarah calls Al a "big fat liberal"? He's about as fat as she was when she carried a sofa cushion on her abdomen and waited by the mailbox for a letter from Trig's creator. She's really losing it, big time, but look on the bright side. All she has left is Facebook.
ReplyDeleteYou can tell Sarah's slipping when there's no references to sex, breasts, penises, testicles or President Obama. Perhaps she's learned the fine art of tucking and will wear short skirts again?
Al Franken has a book called "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, and Other Observations". Just another clue that Mrs. Palin didn't write that Facebook post because she referenced a book, and we all know that she doesn't (or can't) read.
DeleteSarah Palin's endorsements are worth shit. Now she is endorsing all those Republican retards. If Trig was running for an Alaskan Senate seat, that village idiot Sarah would be endorsing Trig.
ReplyDeleteI read this afterwards and I want to clarify that I'm not calling Trig a retard. I know he has DS which is different from what Sarah has.
Delete@ anon 7:00 PM
DeleteSorry, but I disagree with your first statement. Sarah's endorsements are not worth shit.
Miss Piggy (Ortman or is it Oinkman) isn't fit to lick Franken's shoes, and I mean the soles. Anti-choice, self-hating misogynist hypocrite (RCC with only FOUR kids?) Anti-tax, pro corporate teabagger.
ReplyDeletehttps://votesmart.org/candidate/38935/julianne-ortman#.UzovAldWC70
Sarah has issued more endorsements lately than.....than she ever did before. I guess that she has to justify that PAC otherwise people might think that it is nothing more than a slush fund to pay the consultants who fix Sarah's hair, provide skin treatments, carry her purse and act as body guard, write her posts and boks, pay for Sarah's travel, hotel and other expenses to keep the whole thing going.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the same thing.
DeletePlus one.
DeleteBeaglemom
I don't know -- looking at the two pictures, I'd trust the one on the left (my left) over the one on the right any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see Mrs. Palin do this!
ReplyDeleteAl Franken draws the United States. He's an awesome "geography nerd". Mrs. Palin is not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HfcrqXtxOM
I love to see him do that. Every member of Congress should be able to either name all of the states or draw them. I bet many of them haven't a clue.
DeleteBeaglemom
Who is that guy on the left. Because you know what? It doesn't look a thing like Al Franken. So there's your first fail. Cut to the chase, who cares? Franken is going to win in a landslide, he's just that good.
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