JONI ERNST FOR U.S. SENATE FROM IOWA
If Nebraska’s Deb Fischer can see through the bull in Washington, then Iowa’s Joni Ernst can help her cut through the pork. Growing up on a hog farm in Southwest Iowa, Joni has taken her “pork cutting” skills to the Iowa State Senate where she has been a champion for life, small government, and lower taxes – voting for the largest tax cut in Iowa history. In Washington, she has pledged to defund Obamacare, limit the size of government, and protect life. As a concealed weapon license holder, she will fight to defend our Second Amendment rights – the NRA has given her an “A” rating.
Joni is a veteran of the Iraq war and continues her service as a Lt. Colonel in the Iowa Army National Guard. She’s been a fighter for freedom both in and out of uniform. Iowa – come together and send this Midwest Mama Grizzly roaring to Washington on her Harley so she can join with the good guys to get our country back on track!
-Sarah Palin
To be fair once this woman started talking about cutting off pig balls how could Palin resist?
I mean Ernst has everything that tickles Palin's dust encrusted nether regions. A military connection, a gun fetish, and an unsavory fixation on the male appendage.
I can see Palin and Ernst bonding over Red Bull martini's with a side of meth now. Ernst would discuss in gory detail how she chopped pig nuts off with a rusty meat cleaver and Palin would offer to show her Todd's shriveled up gonads that she carries in her purse.
Yeah, it didn't take the Ol' SWINEdler long to latch onto Ernst.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Ernst approves of Palin having lobbyists to rake in almost $27 million in pork earmarks when she was Mayor of Wasilly.
I wonder if Ernst approves of how Palin left Wasilly in over $21 million in debt, though at the beginning of her mayoral term, the town was in the black.
I wonder if Ernst approves of Palin having the Bridge to Nowhere built.
I wonder if Ernst stuffs her bra with used condoms in washcloths.
I wonder if Ernst has ever worn a faux pregnancy belly.
Speaking of pork and barrels, I wonder if Ernst ever cleaned the top of an oil barrel with her nostrils.
Oink, Oink Ol' $carah!
lol!!!
DeleteJust a slight correction, the Bridge to Nowhere was never built, but Palin took some of the funds for the bridge and allocated them elsewhere in State Government after saying "thanks but no thanks".
Delete"the Bridge to Nowhere was never built . . ."
DeleteThank you for that correction. I meant to type the Road to Nowhere that Palin had built.
Sarah knows all about cutting off testicles. Just ask Todd. Also, too, there is a slight problem that LTC Ernst needs to fix. You can not be in a political ad in uniform, even one that someone else does. So she needs to get Sarah to change that endorsement picture.
DeleteI am going to completely agree with you. Thìs military picture is inappropriate in the ad inspite of the disclaimer. Good point. Major, USAF, 1968 - 1974 (VN Vet) http://usmilitary.about.com/cs/militarylaw1/a/milpolitics_2.htmt
DeleteI'll bet Sarah's now wishing it was she, who was caught beheading that turkey instead of that Valley man, so she could crow about that over this hogwasher.
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ReplyDeleteromney endorsed her early march. 25 other legislators have endorsed her. so palin figured it was safe to endorse. late again sarah
Just wondering how much these endorsements matter. Do you really pick your candidate by their endorsements or maybe some information about them?
DeleteLow information voters, think GOP base voters, rely on others to tell them how to vote. Progressive voters do the research themselves and know the records and platforms of those they vote for. It's called the "cultural divide", learned individuals vs. those that look to others to tell them when and what to do.
DeleteThat Midwest Mama Grizzly actually signed up and served her country, not support her husband's seditionist
ReplyDelete(Continued) weekend warrior club. And give a shout out to the John Birch Society as an elected official. Or maybe, who knows. Maybe the big castrator hero worships Putin's rearin head also too.
ReplyDeleteWhite girls politicking that's that Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteHa-fuckin-larious, dust encrusted nether region!!!!Perfect description of the skank once again trying to stay relevant and failing miserably, like the next unreality show to be unveiled. go away sarah,tri-g needs you! Bwawawhahah
ReplyDeleteFarmers do stuff like that, yes, but even my Dad thought it was a cruel necessity and not to be glorified. For those who don’t know, unaltered males are dangerous and their meat is strong-tasting. One (bull or boar) is kept for breeding. That was before (or in lieu of) artificial insemination.
ReplyDeleteSarah has a vicarious blood lust. I doubt she’s ever killed anything other than fish, but the idea sure excites her. I don’t think Joni Ernst will bond with phony Sarah at all. “Thanks for the donation, bye.”
There is no evidence of any donation, yet, to any of Palin's "endorsements". Sarah is just seeking attention for herself for her political evangelism pole dance. I like so and so. Send me the money and not the candidate. When will these actual candidates, who have real skin in the game, get the message that Palin is taking money away from their campaigns and using it for her grift?
DeleteI was able to make myself cut the tails of newborn lambs, using bands. They seldom reacted to them. But the castration I left to the vets. Anyone who relishes talking about castration and looks forward to "make[ing] them squeal" is one sick rhymes with bwitch. If that's the only way she can convince voters of her competence, I weep for our future.
Delete@10:09 I think that Sarah needs to maintain a political presence in order to hold on to her PAC. She donated the very minimum required for each filing period, $5000. But, making endorsements, wow, that means that Sarah is doing something political. She may also be begging to be invited to a campaign appearance for one of these people, so people will notice her. Poor Sarah hasn't been giving many speeches or appearing on Fox lately.
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DeleteSarah can hold onto her PAC as long as she doesn't run for any office herself. She mails out stuff for other candidates, she flies to speaking engagements to protect vague conservative causes. Really as all she is legally required to do is give up that 5 grand to candidate(s) annually and the rest she can use to travel and dine and stay in fancy places as long as she "supported a cause" during her travels.
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DeleteYou'd be amazed at how much SarahPac is actually spending to throw up these ads for candidates on her Facebook. She's paying legitimate PAC dollars for consultants to design these ads and place them on her Facebook and it's all legitimate PAC dollars. Sad but true, Leadership PACs are giant poorly regulated slush funds for those that have them.
@11:24 Yours is the best argument to get all of the money out of our elections. What a waste.
DeleteSara wishes she thought of that...
ReplyDeleteWhy are conservative women either fake-everything bimbos or macho he-women? Don't they have anything normal, middle of the road to present for office?
ReplyDeletebtw, the ad looks like a Daily Show parody.
G - Any thought on why Sarah didn't promote the Sportsman Channel's Iditarod show with Todd? It aired yesterday.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see it?
Delete@11:06 Someone said that Todd looked grungy, stood in front of his vehicle and read from cue cards. His appearance lasted all of 5 minutes. It's funny that Palin never mentioned it on her Facebook.
DeleteOne guy, on another blog, admitted to watching and Todd was only on for the first 2 minutes talking about the show itself but was not present as a commentator on the actual Iditarod Trail. Just another Palin "green screen" venture.
DeleteNot me. Word is that Todd's hosting gig was limitied to only a 1 min. intro at the beginning of the hour show.
Deletepretty much exactly what Sarah's part in her show will be....a couple minutes in front of the green screen flaunting the Belmonts and sucking her fingers.
DeleteHere it is in it's entirety 56 seconds
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgUqp3N6bnY
Todd needs a diction coach! He first bungled "diphtheria", then "conquer", then "sportsman". Man talks like he has marbles in his mouth!
DeleteTodd has this strange problem of following the writing on the cue cards with his entire head (instead of just moving his eyes along the line of print). He does not face the camera. It gives the camera a sideways glance. It's really weird. And, all he does is introduce the show. That must all that he can do because his sport is snow mobile, not a team of dogs and a sled.
DeleteWell, that was comical. I went to the suggested link, left the sound off, and watched 57 seconds of discount stock footage which might as well have had Shutterstock watermarks on it, interspersed with a few seconds of the Toddster standing by a truck yapping at cue cards.
Delete"Iditarod Unleashed Begins." Indeed. Not the Iditarod, but a show about the Iditarod. After the Iditarod was over.
Sadly, but unsurprisingly, comments are disabled. {snort}
@10:08 - still in rehab recovering
ReplyDeleteTodd or Sarah?
DeleteTrack or Willow?
DeleteShe was busy with one of Joni's jawbreakers?
DeleteSomeone must be pulling the strings behind the curtain. Sarah has no way of knowing who is running for what political position. The only questions are: Who is making the political selections for Sarah to endorse and how much is she being paid to do so?
ReplyDeleteAndrew Davis is the SarahPAC political consultant who is in charge of the endorsement process. He's been paid $5,625 a month since Feb. 2012, down from $7,500 a month for 2009-1/2012.
DeleteKoch addict.
Deletelol, I predicted yesterday sarah would be endorsing her...she's so fucking shallow, predicting her next move is akin to predicting if the dog will eat the hamburger you left on the floor...
ReplyDeleteSarah knows her swill and slime!
ReplyDeleteErnst says, "I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm. So when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork."
ReplyDeleteWell- bless her non-existent heart. Send out the pigs.
Considering that about half of the people she needs to vote for her are men, I don't know if they like the idea of someone cutting their balls off. Sarah make like that tough talk, but the Big Boys in Washington DC like their balls, and they don't like women come to cut them off.
DeleteLooking at her endorsements (up till now) she has endorsed high polling teabaggers in red/teabagged states. I thought she may have learned her lesson about about not endorsing idjits, but it seems she just can't resist pig balls.
ReplyDelete"..Todd's shriveled...." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteWonkier and wonkier....now speeches about pig's balls.....speeches about toad's raisins too also.........my how she has fallen.......
ReplyDelete"dust encrusted nether regions" ?
ReplyDeletei picture what would resemble a salted slug's carcass two hot sunny days in ...
Didn't she hire someone because they liked cows?
ReplyDeleteFrancie Havemeister. One of her high school buddies! Dairygate
DeleteThis woman looks like Rachel Maddow's mean big sister!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother great winner picked by Sarah
ReplyDeleteDonate to SarahPAC
How much does Sarah PAC pay you for that lame comment? You wrote the same thing on the other thread. Where's the originality?
Delete3:57 PM Donate for what, so that she can use the money for family trips, Baby sitting Bastard Grandchildren, or Track's Drug rehab? You are as insane as Sarah.
DeleteHA HA HA Sarah's having a yard sale, the neighbors in Scottsdale aren't coping well since the wasilla hillbillies parked their RV in the front yard next to the Tramp-O'Lean! Or, as Grandma says, "Mind if I call you Tramp?"
DeleteIt is reported that 22 Veterans a day commit suicide . These two scum bags, Palin and Ernst, would show up at the Veteran's funerals holding up banners calling them cowards!
ReplyDeleteDid Sarah happen to include her recipe for swedish meatballs in her disaster of a book about saving the heart of christmas? Joni chops them off, Sarah swishes them in the kitchen sink for bathing babies, then stabs them with toothpicks, covers them with christmoose chili.
ReplyDeleteAgain, Sarah's genitalia fixation shines through. Note to Todd, sleep with one eye open, your voice is already high enough. just sayin'!