Saturday, March 22, 2014

The Sportsman Channel, finally realizing that Sarah Palin is too talentless to carry a show on her own, gives her a co-host. And he's black!

Well that sure ain't Sarah Palin.
Courtesy of The Sportsman Channel:  

Sportsman Channel, the leader in outdoor television for American sportsmen and women, announced that accomplished comedian and dramatic actor, Mark Christopher Lawrence is co-hosting Amazing America with Sarah Palin, the weekly series that will premiere April 3 at 8 p.m. ET. 

Lawrence, a native of Compton, Calif., attended The University of Southern California and studied theatre. Currently, a San Diego resident, Lawrence starred on Chuck for five seasons and has been seen as a guest star on many popular television shows throughout the years such as: Seinfeld, Murphy Brown, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Dharma & Greg and My Name is Earl. 

Lawrence is the co-host of seven episodes of Amazing America with Sarah Palin and experiences heart-warming and unique stories that exemplify the American dream. Audiences will experience the life of a professional taxidermist and successful businessmen who are passionate for America and philanthropy – not to mention pastors racing cars and a father and son team of custom knives makers. 

“This journey across America is truly rewarding,” offered Lawrence. “Every person we talked with was very giving of their time and happy to share their amazing experiences of the hard work and passion for adventure and the outdoors. The diversity of the stories will inspire viewers and bring laughter and joy.”

So does this mean that Sarah Palin is losing a job to an African American person, again?

First it was the Miss Alaska crown that went to the lovely Maryline Blackburn in 1984.

Then she, and the old guy she was running with, lost the 2008 presidential election to that Barack Obama guy.

And now this.

However I have to agree that this is a relatively smart move on the behalf of the Sportsman Channel.

I mean how long before Palin starts leaving early to read wedding magazines and watch daytime TV like she did while Governor of Alaska?

Pretty soon they will have no idea where she is at any given time, her secretary (Bristol) will keep making excuses for why she missed appointments, and when she does show up she will not know what the segment is about, her wig will be on crooked, and she won't know her lines.

My only question is what happens when the rednecks, who think the video of them jumping their four wheeler over six barbecues will be introduced on the show by that purty Sarah Palin gal, find out that instead it's introduced by some darky?

Somehow I don't see this show hanging on to the show's tiny demographic for very long at all, especially once the paint chip eaters find the pair of pliers they use to turn off their parent's old Zenith TV.

234 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:23 AM

    Pliers?

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    1. To turn the broken knob.

      Is that reference too old?

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    2. Anonymous6:47 AM

      Not too old, just misspelled, heh heh.....

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    3. Anonymous6:48 AM

      it's spelled "players"!

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    4. Oops, I did not notice that. LOL!

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    5. Anonymous8:57 AM

      screwdriver's worked well too

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    6. Anonymous10:41 AM

      Vice grip pliers work great bc you can just clamp em in place and not have to search when you're ready to watch the other of your two channels.

      I paid $20 for at a rummage sale for a 2nd TV for my bedroom, complete with a bent rabbit ear antennas wrapped in aluminum foil for perfect over the air reception. I think it was RCA. Zenith was too high-dollar for my budget as a 19 yr old college sophomore.

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    7. Anonymous11:13 AM

      I can remember having to sit next to the tv and change channels while my Dad decided what he wanted to watch.

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    8. Anonymous11:32 AM

      Pliers person here! And you only got three stations!

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  2. Anonymous6:24 AM

    Oh My !! Well she does like black men, in bed.

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    1. Anonymous8:52 AM

      my thoughts exactly....has she dropped her panties and swooned yet? Better hurry...Todd and Bristol's lookin' over her shoulder.

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    2. Won't do her any good to hurry, Lawrence is apparently very happily married. He'd have no reason to have anything to do with that screeching hag.

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    3. Anonymous10:15 AM

      One look at that flat butt and he'd run screaming!

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  3. Anonymous6:25 AM

    Well well well. So they figured out she can't carry it on her own. It's still going to bomb. Better hire a hooker to co-host Tawd's.

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    1. Anonymous10:25 AM

      "Todd Palin's Travelin' Hooker Stable"

      Follow Todd and his gang o' gals on the Iron Dog and Iditarod trails as they "heat up the night" and thaw out frozen racers! Join Todd and the gang at Toothless Gerties where Madam Mabel Jones takes a spin on the world's only spruce-log stripper pole! Heat up your Tuesday night watching the gals heatin' up frozen racers and they'll be rubbin' more than just noses!

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  4. angela6:31 AM

    Well at least now the show will be funny. And of course Palin couldn't carry the whole show by herself. She is only part of a human being.

    The Sportsman Channel must have been scrambling to save their own asses when they got her a co-host. Now they know the truth about their tiny little Botoxed Arizona starlet loon. All flash, no substance. She's only good with props at CPAC screeching at people who have been drunk all week.

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    1. A J Billings7:55 AM

      When you say "tiny little starlet" you really hit Granny Paylin where it hurts.

      All her dreams of being admired have devolved into men over 80 staring at her false tits sagging under her armpits, and wearing halloween costumes while livin' vibrantly

      http://austinisafecker.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/palin9n-2-web1.jpg?w=640

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    2. Anonymous10:46 AM

      Reckon how long it took for the owner of the network to day, "Who the hell hired this lazy bitch who can't read and doesn't even know how to hold a rifle?"

      Day One or Day Two?

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  5. Anonymous6:31 AM

    Sarah Palin = Urban Cowshit

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  6. Anonymous6:33 AM

    I think he is there to buffer the racist bloopers she's likely to make. This gives her "black cred" LOL!

    Also, I think they probably have come to realize she can't carry the show alone.

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    1. Anonymous8:56 AM

      I would bet $carah tried really hard to have them hire Toad or one of the daughters to co-host, to keep the $$$ in the family. Thgat is likely how Toad got the gig with the Iditarod. For a sportsman show, why wouldn't they hire Toad the commercial fisherman/ iron dog racer/ home builder/ purse carrier?? I do not see any outdoor type activities in the black guy's resume. Bristles is an experienced outdoor type in a TENT.

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    2. Anonymous9:26 AM

      Somebody watched the dailies, panicked, and realized they needed a professional.

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  7. You've got to see the bacon ad!

    http://palin4america.com/2014/03/its-the-weekend-edition/

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    1. Anonymous7:50 AM

      https://twitter.com/SPORTSMANchnl/status/446722898007314433/photo/1

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  8. When this hot mess of a show inevitably fails, guess who will take the fall? Hint: not Sarah. She'll blame the black guy!

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    1. Anonymous10:51 AM

      And if it succeeds...by Sportsman Channel standards...Sarah will take the credit.

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  9. Anonymous6:46 AM

    Thanks for mentioning Maryline Blackburn, Gryph. You'd better believe that burned her good and she's still not over it. Once she was in power, she fired all people of color that she could. All about getting even, right $arah? PRESIDENT Barack Obama, and now Mark Christopher Lawrence. I do believe it's called KARMA.

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    1. Gryphon, I thought you went too far about Palin losing to a black person. Now I recall an ex mother in law who erupted into a blind rage that a black child in a different class from her white grand daughter won an academic achievement award outstanding in his class room in 6th grade. Nutty ex mil raged there was no way that black boy was smarter than her grand daughter! Her words sickened us. She was narcissistic with sick needs to declare anyone she associated with as No. 1 even when there was no competition between people. She also raged when students of a different color or ethnicity were applauded in a performance! IMO intense rage, hatred evidencing as racism stems from sick needs to pretend one is superior to all other human beings. Hindsight, anyone I have known like this tore other people down to self inflate their image grandiosely and their meager abilities.

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    2. Anonymous11:30 AM

      And that, beenthruit, is $arah Palin. She does hold grudges and she does project her inadequacies onto others. As for racial, remember shuck 'n jive? Sambo beat the bitch?

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  10. Anonymous6:49 AM

    That's the end of his career.

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    1. Anonymous7:03 AM

      Are you saying he is now tainted with the Sarah Palin Curse?

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    2. Anonymous7:06 AM

      No, because they will heavily censor Palin and her rantings. She will look so inferior to this guy, and will be obviously be playing 2nd in line. I doubt that she will get away with criticizing the president or mocking his wife. How funny! Note to Sportsman channel, your new programming change could induce me to watch, only if you get rid of Palin!

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  11. Anonymous6:53 AM

    In the episodes they taped, the Sportsman Channel finally seen what FOX seen. Sarah Palin is a worthless boring piece of old shit.

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  12. Anonymous6:53 AM

    Well, well well.

    The girl must have scared the SC team when they saw her 'work ethic' and have to get a real professional narrator to cover Sarah's weak bases.

    Good for Lawrence, who happens to have worked his way into the industry, with true credentials. Just because Sarah's name is Sarah Palin, doesn't mean she's qualified to do these hosting jobs. She lends her feet, legs, air-pumped boobs, and wigged bobble-head to the big screen, but leaves something to be desired in every other way.

    Wonder if they noticed her needing 'dry out' time and couldn't get her to focus. Everyone here knows the woman needs an intervention, and she can try to fool her employers for a little while, but tragically, her true dysfunction must shine through, but at that point it's too late. She signed with them and they're stuck with her.

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  13. Anonymous6:56 AM

    How does Todd feel about Sarah spending so much time with that feller? Todd knows what happened in the Alaska college dorm room.

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    1. Anonymous8:26 AM

      She'll be in the studio and he'll be the one out with the people. Or he'll be in the studio narrating to make sense of her word salad. And never the two will meet.

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    2. Anonymous8:45 AM

      No problem. Todd just goes to Dillingham for a few days where the liquor flows and the women are loose.

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  14. Anonymous7:00 AM

    Obvious that they saw how her rabid divisiveness was going to damage their show. LOL. One could forecast the monologue on the show With her every other utterance being against the president and his wife. Pretty soon they will be paying her to stay away! http://www.krmg.com/news/entertainment/report-texas-city-pays-ted-nugent-16k-not-perform/nfJR9/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners1

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  15. Anonymous7:01 AM

    Sarah Palin needs a co-host. What did you expect? Sarah needed a ghostwriter for her books. Sarah needs a ghostwriter for her Facebook rants. The woman is talentless!

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    1. Anonymous7:43 AM

      She had to hire a city manager for a town of 6,000 people when she was mayor.

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  16. Anonymous7:03 AM

    I wonder if he liked it when she said the first black president was "shuckin´and jivin´" and when she told Dr. Laura to reload with N words. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/sarah-palin-supports-dr-laura-schlessinger-n-word-controversy-don-retreat-reload-article-1.201853

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  17. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Sarah wised up a little after losing to the black beauty queen, black president and her black basketball player who left her in the dorm room.

    If you can't beat the African-Americans, then join them.

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  18. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Jesus that lady can't do anything herself

    Needed a City Manager when she was Mayor.
    Needed a shaddow Governor in Todd Palin when she was Governor
    Needed a sidekick on a third rate cable tv show

    the list can go forever with this POS!

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    1. Anonymous7:21 AM

      How true

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    2. Anonymous7:21 AM

      Needs a ghostwriter for her books and Facebook.

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    3. Anonymous8:43 AM

      Her speaking contract, that is online, states that nobody can ask Palin a question unless it is approved by her aides. The audience cannot ask a question. Everything she does is rehearsed. She cannot take unrehearsed questions.

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    4. Anonymous9:36 AM

      8:43 AM
      Sarah can't take rehearsed questions!

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    5. Anonymous10:30 AM

      McCain campaign had to hire THREE foreign policy consultants after they found out she thought the Queen was the head of state in England and didn't know who fought whom in WW1!

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  19. Anonymous7:07 AM

    After making such a big huge deal of this being Palin's show, and releasing those promos featuring only her as the host, they suddenly give her a co-host?

    Ouch.

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    1. Anonymous7:30 AM

      yeah, something is up with that for sure!

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    2. Anonymous8:17 AM

      Only now mentioning it? You know the pees will say this is a "sign" she's running-- too busy to finish the series!

      Nope guys, just her MO, quittin again.

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    3. Anonymous8:31 AM

      Uh-Oh...The Sportman's Channel realized that Scarah was a half-wit who is not a sportsman in any sense of the word. She is a major has-been who sees herself as someone of importance. Her idiotic fans are dwindling as are her brain cells.

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  20. Anonymous7:08 AM

    Is that Bristol' s new trial husband?

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  21. Anonymous7:09 AM

    Why can't that bitch do anything and not involve her family in it? Yeah, we get it Sarah. Family Value$.. and spread the wealth within.

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  22. Anonymous7:11 AM

    What? I'm paying $10 a month and now I gotta watch that black feller? I'm canceling my perscription.

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    1. Anonymous9:24 AM

      Don't even think of asking for a refund. She already had one of her staff legal eagles staff type up a form letter. It's bad enough you're out the 10 but to get sued over it would just be pitiful. People finding out you signed up would ruin you in town.

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    2. Anonymous10:32 AM

      $10 per month the subscription fee for her online Rogue TV channel which has not even been confirmed yet. I think they are waiting to see if she bombs on the Sportsman show.

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  23. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Once you go black you never go back. Right Sarah?

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  24. This is priceless. I love that actor -- he was hilarious on Chuck.

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  25. Anonymous7:20 AM

    What's long and black?

    Ask Sarah.

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  26. Anonymous7:21 AM

    I wonder if SC will release an ad with the new star of the show strutting around with puffed out chest in silhouette in front of the flag?

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    1. Anonymous8:13 AM

      Lol will SC put him in Star-Spangled Banner chaps strutting like a James Bond girl as they did for Palin?

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    2. Anonymous8:17 AM

      And flag adorned tennis shoes?

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    3. Anonymous10:32 AM

      They should dress him in drag as Sarah, complete with the star-spangled clodhoppers; they look big enough to fit a guy his size.

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  27. Anonymous7:24 AM

    Sarah's add "blitz" was creating too many negative reactions.

    It was tanking before it started.

    Mark Christopher Lawrence was brought in for damage control.

    They have just figured out Sarah is radioactive now.

    Even on Main Street America.

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    1. Anonymous7:55 AM

      "But--but--she said she's a real Alaskan and all out-doorsy and stuff. She said the heartland loved her. You mean she lied?"--Sportsmens Channel

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    2. Anonymous8:57 AM

      can she do anything else?

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    3. Anonymous11:09 AM

      But Lawrence is in the promo video. They brought him in earlier but held off the announcement for some reason.

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  28. Anonymous7:30 AM

    The KKK ain't gonna like that.

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  29. Anonymous7:31 AM

    Waiting for the Urinites at the See o pee to claim Sarah is giving a black man a job by having a co-host..

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    1. A J Billings8:02 AM

      Speakin' of the C4pee urination sinkhole, the "regulars" are really pissed (pun) lately at how all them furriners from Greta's blog happened to invade their pristine sanctuary of Paylin worship.

      Been pretty amusing readin' how they defend the quitter, the loser, then never-ran-Oct 5th idiot.

      "You mean there are Teaparty folks who don't support OUUUUURRRR $ARAHHH???

      WTF?

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    2. Anonymous11:32 AM

      I know. It is really funny. They make passive aggressive comments about how the newbies should behave, as if the board is their private little club. Hilarious. I'm really enjoying watching that asshat MaMcGriz lose her &*%t over it.

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  30. Anonymous7:31 AM

    The black man comes to her rescue.

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    1. Anonymous9:19 AM

      Another black man. The one in 2008 saved her from finally exposing her imposter self to the whole world.

      An added bonus was his saving the sane and informed people of this Nation in the bargain.

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  31. Anonymous7:32 AM

    So when do they change the title to include him? And why on Earth would he take this nothing gig when you know darn well there isn't an 'amazing' black person or family profiled on this two-bit show? Oh, I get it...Sportsman Channel is already trying the GOP 'rebranding' thing...two weeks before the idiocy even airs. I think this show lasts two episodes tops.

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    1. Anonymous7:49 AM

      That's why he's there. He'll be interviewing all the non-white people that Sarah refused to mingle with because she's afraid she'll lose her base.

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  32. Anonymous7:33 AM

    only a day late.. Sarah comments about National Down Syndrome day on her Twofaced Book entry

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    1. Anonymous9:32 AM

      typical

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    2. Anonymous10:34 AM

      Trig's real mommy Bristol posted something yesterday.

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  33. Beldar Lou Conehead7:34 AM

    Anybody else think he resembles that handsome African-American basketball player named Glen Rice?

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  34. Anonymous7:35 AM

    LOL Sarah hasn't posted a picture of her new Sportsman boyfriend on Facebook. She must be pissed.

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  35. Anonymous7:36 AM

    There goes the episode where Sarah attends a Klan rally, you know that great Amerikan Christian group

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  36. Anonymous7:36 AM

    Mark Christopher Lawrence's Amazing America 

    I thought it was Sarah's show?

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  37. Anonymous7:38 AM

    When will we see.. The Palins: Americas lazy grifting bastard baby making machine?

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  38. Anonymous7:39 AM

    When Sarah's show was first announced, they threw around Ted Nugent's name, as if he was going to be her co-host. Then, it turned out that what the promotion meant was that it was the same channel where you could also see Ted Nugent. I am trying to think of a polite way to say it, but Sarah's demographic of outdoorsy rednecks are not going to be that excited about a black co-host. They would have loved Ted Nugent, or any other good old boy with whom they could identify. One week to go, and now Sarah needs a co-host, and one who doesn't look like he fits Sarah's demographics. Good luck, ha ha ha.

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    1. Anonymous11:12 AM

      Nugent had a special on Sportsman Channel but his show is on the competitor channel, Outdoor.

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  39. Anonymous7:41 AM

    Please Mr. Lawrence, make Palin spend a night in the 'hood.

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  40. Anonymous7:42 AM

    Bristol's first attempted reality show was supposed to be about Bristol and two black guys living together in LA, working for some unknown charity. What is this thing about pairing a member of the Palin family with a black guy? And, if Todd is so charismatic that he's going to be on another program, why isn't Mr. Charm and Personality going to be Sarah's co-host? At least, that way, they could keep the money in the family. The show only has so much money budgeted, and now some of it is going to the co-host. Hmmmm

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    1. Anonymous8:59 AM

      It's the Republican 'support THEM' until the election campaign.

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    2. Anonymous9:21 AM

      I thought of the very same thing, but does it mean that it proves that there's not a racist bone that rattles noisily in the Sarah Palin body?

      dowl

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  41. Anonymous7:45 AM

    Mr. Lawrence at work!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hImudDuVeio#t=26

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    1. Anonymous9:10 AM

      He ought to film a little parody of her first ad. Strut out in front of the lightbar flag with his hands on his hips and a big oooozy snarky smile. He's already a little fluffy so no need to borrow the Belmonts.

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  42. Wanna bet that $arah doesnt make it thru the season?

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  43. Anonymous7:46 AM

    When Sarah called the radio station the other day, she said that she was heading over to the TV studio in Phoenix to do some work on her TV show. Maybe they were fixing it up. Seems as if they added a co-host at the last minute. Since he wasn't around when Sarah visited the various Amazing Americans, maybe he is the voice over that introduces and narrates the program. Too bad that the Journalism Major couldn't do that herself.

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  44. Wanna bet $arah doesnt make it thru the season

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    1. Anonymous7:51 AM

      I'd be surprised if she makes it through three episodes. Remember that interview show she was supposed to have on Fox that got cancelled after--what?--one episode? Sportsman Channel should have talked to the folks at Fox, who learned the hard way about Sarah's "talent" and "work ethic."

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    2. Anonymous8:56 AM

      Anon 7:51 I thought of that show also, as well as the scripted Fox appearances, repetitive regurgitation in speaker gigs, Bristol appearing to do the opposite of what everyone else on DWTS has done etc.

      Since the VP rollout in 2008 I have seen some potential that has been lost despite lucky opportunities from fierce red meat lies that aroused people. How could anyone on a short list not study things a VP candidate be expected to know is beyond my comprehension!

      The Palin's impress me as people deluded they are entitled and so superior to others by claims void of actually doing those things that they are pissed when they can't pull the wool over people.

      They seem to believe their own lies that they are already the best at everything owed by the world. What they lack or when their unpreparedness is exposed they play victim blaming others.

      It would not surprise me if Bristol justifies her custody games by lying to her self his father does not want to see him.

      What a crock of shit spinning this SC show as the Sarah Palin, uber patriot discovering amazing Americans strutting her flag stripper shoes and Betsy Ross meets Super Hero tee shirt as Super Sarah patriot extraordinaire now signing on pros to deliver the goods. Lol roflmao

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    3. Anonymous10:38 AM

      My favorite thing Sarah ever tried to do was rock climbing on Sarah Palin's Alaska. The so called "work out addict" and "queen of hot yoga" had neither the flexibility nor the upper body strength to climb unassisted; she was pulled up the cliff! Also too it was funny seeing her fear of heights, she certainly doesn't have to worry about that any longer since she's fallen so low.

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  45. Anonymous7:52 AM

    Will there be an episode where Sarah invites Chris Lawrence over to her house for moose chili and blueberry pie?

    Over Todd's girly body.

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    1. Anonymous8:03 AM

      Todd has nothing to say about it. Sarah paid for that house in Wasilla and the one in Arizona. Sarah also paid for that shirt on his back. So Todd can shut the fuck up.

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    2. Anonymous8:37 AM

      Nobody in the family has a real job nor have any of them done anything to improve themselves or prepare themselves for the future. They live off Sarah's money that she made fleecing her supporters.

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    3. Anonymous9:02 AM

      Seriously 8:03? Prostitution is a lucrative business to own. Shaileigh was raking in $80K a year AFTER Todd's cut. His stable is fairly big and his little black book of political clients is even bigger.

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  46. Anonymous7:54 AM

    Mark do you know what happened to the guy who got to close to Sarah? Hope you don't have an airplane.

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  47. Anonymous7:55 AM

    Something is up.... Jerry Carroll?

    https://twitter.com/SPORTSMANchnl/status/446768165154873344

    Sportsman Channel @SPORTSMANchnl
    Meet co-host & comic of Amazing America, @TheJerryCarroll - [Audio]: http://youtu.be/O7z9F1r8k0g Premieres April 3rd. 8 PM E/P!

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    1. Anonymous8:34 AM

      hmmmmmm, didn't I hear somewhere that the sportsman channel is owned by a dem?

      Oh this could be good

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    2. Anonymous8:40 AM

      That show must be THAT BAD that it needs two co-hosts.

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    3. Anonymous9:36 AM

      THREE! More than Sarah.

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  48. Oh, Gryph, LOL at the pliers reference!! Good one!

    VERY funny post -- with the added bonus that we know
    SP will be spitting nails!

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  49. Anonymous7:58 AM

    Folks, Palin is an outdoors woman... So much so she chose to name each of her kids after the locations they were conceived at so she could remember

    Track - Wasilla highschool football field
    Bristol - area in Alaska
    Willow - area of Alaska
    Piper - In Todd's airplane during a meth delivery

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    1. Cracklin Charlie10:26 AM

      Did Curt Menard fly a Piper airplane?

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    2. Anonymous11:08 AM

      Cessna 185

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  50. Anonymous7:59 AM

    Jerry Carroll is another co-host. 13 episodes, 6 episodes with Carroll and 7 with Lawrence. SC is trying to capture more audience. This is hysterical!

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    1. Anonymous10:19 AM

      Guess who's an in-field host on this new Sportsman Channel series? Yep, me.

      https://twitter.com/BennySpies/status/439202192801955840

      http://t.co/Sp3JvJozNG

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  51. Anonymous8:00 AM

    HA HA HA

    It's not Sarah Palin's Alaska and not Sarah Palin's Amazing America anymore.

    Well there's always North Korea.

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    1. Anonymous9:04 AM

      Haven't the poor enslaved people of No Korea suffered enough over these long brutal years under the Kim-Jong family of ruthless dictators. Kim-Jong duh?

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    2. Anonymous9:40 AM

      Yeah... She could be Dennis Rodman's co-host over there!

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  52. Anonymous8:00 AM

    Why isn't he wearing tight clothes and sexy shoes?

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    1. Anonymous8:35 AM

      ....and shoes with the American flag! Wigs. stilettos.

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    2. Anonymous8:35 AM

      If he isn't wearing red, white and blue shoes, how can we be sure that he's a loyal American?

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  53. Anonymous8:02 AM

    He must need a paycheck really bad.

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  54. Anonymous8:03 AM

    It looks like Sarah will be getting lots of help...

    Guess who's an in-field host on this new Sportsman Channel series? Yep, me. Be sure to check it out! @SPORTSMANchnl
    http://www.whosay.com/l/Rvz7THZ

    http://www.whosay.com/status/bennyspies/849616?wsref=tw&code=INQ7TI1

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    1. Anonymous10:31 AM

      Ugh you made me click on it!

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    2. Anonymous11:22 AM

      Same channel, different show.

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  55. Anonymous8:08 AM

    Sarah Palin hosting any tv show is like Dan Quayle hosting the Scripps National Spelling Bee

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  56. Anonymous8:12 AM

    Someone should send a tweet to Mark Lawrence how Sarah Palin fired all the black people in the Governors office when she got elected.

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    1. Anonymous8:31 AM

      Alas, he has experienced far worse as a black male in America.

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    2. Anonymous1:15 PM

      I suspect the network experienced Palin and knew they were in trouble along w/the fact many folks (especially in Alaska) notified them of their huge goof in hiring her!

      History shows she's nothing but baloney and lies! Check her record - she has failed at everything!

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  57. Anonymous8:13 AM

    ha ha check out the Sportsman Channel FB-
    https://www.facebook.com/sportsmanchannel

    "Our Big Bang theory is way more fun."
    Sarah Palin is locked and loaded, ready to reach the "cosmos."

    Comments are great

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    1. Anonymous3:50 PM

      someone posted big as barn pg in the red shirt and a pic from her "pregnancy" with trig. they also posted a pic with and without her blow-up boobies...lol, it's on the SC facebook site right now, wonder how long it will last....

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  58. Anonymous8:22 AM

    I wonder if this was a calculated move on the part of SC. It's an odd choice of co-host for them to hire, considering the demographics this show is likely to attract.

    Perhaps they discovered what a lousy, undependable employee Palin is but were stuck with a contract that committed them to a certain number of shows. They might not be able to cancel and cut their losses because of her lousy work ethic and lack of talent, but they CAN cancel for lousy ratings. What better way to produce those lousy ratings than to add a co-host who many of the viewers will find offensive?

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  59. Anonymous8:28 AM

    First thing Sarah said to Mr Lawrence when she met him ...

    "Mark, do you know why they have cotton in aspirin bottles? It is to remind blacks that they picked cotton, before they sold drugs".

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    1. Anonymous11:21 AM

      8:28 AM Did Your Bigoted Parents teach you that?

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  60. Anonymous8:32 AM

    I'm not worried about Sarah and her new co-host. Didn't Sarah have her tubes tied?

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    1. Anonymous9:05 AM

      and then she presented us with TriGger, her fake pregnancy child. Could be we'll see another baby with a good tan soon..... Has Bristol popped yet?

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    2. Cracklin Charlie10:24 AM

      We won't see Bristol's new baby until it is eight months old.

      Just like the other three times. Tradition, ya know!

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    3. Anonymous12:11 PM

      Is Tradition the baby's name?

      Because it's perfect! !!

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    4. Anonymous3:50 PM

      I like it!

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  61. Anonymous8:37 AM

    I guess it's not Sarah Palin's Amazing America anymore. They had to hire a new host.

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  62. abbafan8:37 AM

    I surmise that this is a brilliant ploy engineered by someone behind the scenes to put egg on her face. She was runner-up to an African-American contestant in the beauty pageant. She was runner-up with McCain in '08 to an African-American Presidential candidate. It must fry her skinny skank ass to be upstaged by people who possess intelligence and charm; whilst belittling same people. Add to the fact her PPV "channel" is co owned by a Democrat! Karma is sure a bitch, isn't it, you bald-headed phony skank!

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  63. He'll be the co-host for 7 episodes?

    So how many episodes did they make before realizing that Palin could not handle the hosting, even lazy filmed-in-a-studio voiceovers? Let alone actually participating in any outdoor or sporting or athletic endeavors?

    Good luck to Lawrence dealing with that screeching dolt. I suspect that they will never even have to be in the same room together.

    He is apparently a gun owner. I don't think that will set will with the moron demographic that the show is seeking. The 2nd amendment isn't for *those* people.

    What a colossal mess this is likely to be. If the show does survive (due to Lawrence's talents, I bet Palin will not return, in order to "spend more time with her family."

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  64. Anonymous8:38 AM

    I hope Mr. Lawrence didn't agree to watching Trig on his SC contract.

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  65. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Here is the Sportsman Channel's description of their program about the Iditarod: https://www.thesportsmanchannel.com/programming/descriptions/description.php?ID=654 Do you see Todd Palin's name in there as the host of anything? I guess that they include some footage of him and Sarah at the musher's banquet, but host???

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  66. Anonymous8:57 AM

    Palin has to be bailed out again... so what else in new?

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  67. Anonymous9:01 AM

    Hopefully the SC has had enough already of the Palins!!!

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  68. Anonymous9:06 AM

    Sarah Palin
    Mark Lawrence -- co-host for 7 shows
    Jerry Carroll -- co-host for 6 shows
    Bennie Spies -- in-field host

    Who else will the Sportsman Channel add to the lineup to try to save this series?

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    1. Anonymous10:02 AM

      So that pretty much leaves Palin in the show as eye candy and the occasional gee-haw.

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    2. Anonymous10:57 AM

      Who else will the SC add to the lineup? Any and all of them.

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    3. PalinsHoax11:36 AM

      "that pretty much leaves Palin in the show as eye candy . . ."

      She is eye-candy only to the sight impaired. (no offense to the sight impaired)
      To the rest of us with any ability to see, she looks like a rotting carcASS.

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  69. Anonymous9:07 AM

    OMG that's too funny!! Always second fiddle to black people eh, GrannyStinkyPants? But by all means keep hating on the pres and his beautiful family! Bwahahaha!!!!!!

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  70. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Todd there's a new sheriff in town and I betcha he can pronounce "HELICOPTER" correctly.

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  71. Anonymous9:32 AM

    Humiliating that she lost control of the program before the first episode is even launched. Those owners have a lot invested and are not fools. Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when they were discussing who to hire to cover for Mrs. Palin. They sure are pumping up the advertising on the new hosts.

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    1. Anonymous10:43 AM

      "Game Change" should be required viewing for anyone considering hiring Mrs. Palin.

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    2. Anonymous3:51 PM

      Scariest movie I ever watched and I'm a fan of horror flicks.

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  72. Anonymous9:34 AM

    It's pretty obvious the producers of the show realize Sarah Palin can't bring in any kind of audience. If she could, it would really be HER show and she wouldn't need anyone else.

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    1. Cracklin Charlie10:21 AM

      Maybe someone complained to the producers about their choice for host.

      You guys are in so much trouble!

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    2. Anonymous11:10 AM

      thumbs up

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    3. Anonymous11:41 AM

      They couldn't get insurance without a guaranteed talent to back up Sarah.

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  73. Anonymous9:41 AM

    Hilarious, now there are THREE hosts besides her. IE there are 4 hosts of "Amazing America". http://thespeechatimeforchoosing.wordpress.com/2014/03/21/amazing-america-with-sarah-palin-news-roundup/

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  74. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Nefer8:37 AM

    So how many episodes did they make before realizing that Palin could not handle the hosting, even lazy filmed-in-a-studio voiceovers? Let alone actually participating in any outdoor or sporting or athletic endeavors?


    ONE!

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    1. Anonymous11:12 AM

      It's hard to work with this special needs person who refuses to learn or practice anything except...........flute playing.

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  75. Anonymous9:53 AM

    There probably wasn't enough Palin followers willing to pay $10 so they had to expand the demographics.

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    1. Anonymous10:44 AM

      $10 is for her online Rogue TV channel. I doubt we'll ever see that one come to fruition.

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  76. Anonymous10:01 AM

    Now we know why Sarah never got her own show at Fox, where she really did have friends, once upon a time. They gave her a one hour try-out and she failed. Even when they supplied the questions and answers ahead of time, she was awful. It's no wonder that Palin has been on Fox twice since New Years Eve. No, Sarah cannot handle a show that is 30 minutes long. Actually, all that she would have to fill would be 21 minutes, allowing for commercials. She is just not reality star material, and she needs to be propped up again.

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  77. Anonymous10:02 AM

    Why wasn't Todd hired as Sarah Palin's co-host on the Sportsman Channel?

    He was her co-mayor and co-governor. He has a lot of "co" experience.

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    1. Anonymous10:08 AM

      Todd's voice is too sweet for a sports show. That's my guess.

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    2. Anonymous10:16 AM

      Two fuck-ups doesn't make a right.

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  78. Anonymous10:13 AM

    It's funny, of all those hosts on the Amazing America show on the Sportsman Channel, not one is a sportsman.

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    1. Anonymous10:56 AM

      Two are comedians and the field host, Benny Spies, has is own program on SC. Benny was announced as Sarah's Field Host in January. I think that we missed it.

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    2. Now why would the First lady of the Outdoors need a "field" host? Isn't she out there running around the great outdoors like Mowgli?

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  79. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Ha! Once again, Palin is set soon to be upstaged by a Black man...PERFECT!!!!

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  80. Anonymous10:15 AM

    If the SC channel wanted to hire a real American sportsman, then they should have hired Levi Johnston.

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    1. http://vimeo.com/63518497

      Levi was great as a guide in this funny Mansformation Alaskan bear hunt.

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    2. Anonymous11:13 AM

      I would watch that. He's gorgeous...and maybe he'd take his shirt off for the camera....hunka' hunka' love!

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  81. janice10:21 AM

    I bet the worse part was that Sarah was never notified of a choice. She was not a part of the selection. They went over her head. That says it all.

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    1. Anonymous2:56 PM

      They realized she is nothing more than a dull witted and mean spirited petulant child after the papers where signed. They could have avoided a lot of grief if they had just watched "Game Change." Now they are dancing through hoops in an attempt to recover. The 'count down to air time' is hilarious.

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  82. Anonymous10:23 AM

    Best advice I have for Lawrence is to wear two condoms.

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  83. Anonymous10:25 AM

    Mark Christopher Lawrence: Under Big God Management

    It's all about the Jesus stuff...

    https://www.cbn.com/700club/guests/bios/Mark_Christopher_Lawrence_060810.aspx

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Christopher_Lawrence

    http://www.markchristopherlawrence.com/

    http://rss.ag.org/articles/detail.cfm?RSS_RSSContentID=16787&RSS_OriginatingChannelID=1194&RSS_OriginatingRSSFeedID=3475&RSS_Source=search

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  84. janice10:27 AM

    Will they work together or separately? Will just Sarah's name be on the show?

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  85. Anonymous10:29 AM

    Sarah should be able to handle this job. How hard is it to read cue cards?

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    1. Anonymous10:53 AM

      Especially when each of her hands can hold like 10 words written on them..

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    2. Anonymous10:55 AM

      I don't think that she could read an entire cue card. Her limit was the three words that she scribbled on the palm of her hand.

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  86. Anonymous10:29 AM

    What? They couldn't get Glen Rice? Half the c4pee'ers will be pissed off about their $10 a month and want $5 back.

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  87. Anonymous10:32 AM

    If Sarah Palin had 1% of the talent and intelligence the McCain campaign and Republican surrogates claimed in 2008, we couldn't be seeing this garbage from her today. It took about 10 speaking engagements for that well to dry up. Congratulations, Sarah, your ship has gone adrift and is going in circles like a turd being flushed

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  88. Caroll Thompson11:04 AM

    True to form, Sarah can't hack it. She is not capable of working a job; any job. So now we have Amazing America with Sarah Palin; only it will be Amazing America without Sarah Palin. This show is toast before it even airs one episode.

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  89. Anonymous11:06 AM

    So far there are two comedians as co-hosts, one for 7 shows and one for 6 shows. Then, there is Benny Spies, who has his own show on the Sportsman Channel. He will be the Field Host. Here is the post from Benny's Facebook:

    It's getting close now my friends!! Be sure to check out Amazing America with Sarah and myself... and a couple other guys!! April 3rd! The Sportsman Channel.
    Joseph J Fulgenzi you crush any bushlights with her?
    March 18 at 1:19pm · Like
    Mike Seitz I like you Benny, sorry to see you've demeaned yourself by appearing with such a clueless nut bag like Palin.
    March 18 at 1:54pm · Like · 9
    Paul Charles Benny, I'd give my right nut to shoot a few roooostrrrrrrs with you but Palin is a nutjob who'll do anything to stay in the spotlight. Outdoor channel is probably making you do this and you gotta do what the man asks you to do to keep your show.
    March 18 at 2:05pm · Like · 3
    Brian Walls I really hope this is the Network forcing this.
    March 18 at 2:06pm · Like · 2
    Tom Thone Good for you Benny. Appreciate seeing u with another person that cares so deeply about personal freedoms and personal responsibility. Sad that so many think big brother knows best and can tell us how best to run our lives. Pfft.
    March 18 at 8:22pm · Like · 4
    Michelle Scheuermann ...and a couple other guys is right! Love the "running w the bulls" eps, Benny. You did a great job.
    March 19 at 6:09am · Like
    GUN IT. with benny spies Morning friends! I'm sensing some hate out there! Love or hate Palin or myself, that's your choice but before you blast me and my role in Amazing America, watch the series. You might be surprised! It was a fun show to shoot. Also, the snow geese are thick in SD and I should be out hammering 'em but I can't, I have to work. Damn work. Here's a pic from this upcoming season of GUN IT. I'm super excited about it! Roooooosssstterrrrr!

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    1. Anonymous2:06 PM

      Has anyone told this Benny guy about the Palin curse?

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  90. Anonymous12:23 PM

    I loved that guy in Chuck. I sure hope he doesn't become tainted by the Palin curse! And if this network thinks that he'll get more African Americans to watch their lame show, then they're as delusional as Sarah.
    M from MD

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  91. Anonymous1:06 PM

    It's pretty obvious they have figured out how inept Sarah Palin is when it comes to work! She doesn't like it and doesn't do it well which has been proven time and time again throughout the past ten plus years!

    Sarah Palin is a fucking disaster!!!

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    1. Anonymous2:10 PM

      Sarah Palin Curse!

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  92. Anonymous1:46 PM

    Gryphen

    Check her monday filming:

    Green screen is Outdoor WTF
    https://www.facebook.com/girlswithgunsclothing/photos_stream

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    1. Anonymous3:57 PM

      the comments are hilarious.... Non-hunting people commenting how great she is with guns and hunting...etc.

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  93. Anonymous1:56 PM

    Why are you racist Gry?

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    1. abbafan2:13 PM

      Why is $arah racist? Is it because she was upstaged by African-Americans?

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    2. Anonymous3:42 PM

      Why are you stupid, 1:56 ?

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  94. Anonymous3:10 PM

    Breaking news from the Sportsman Channel. The show originally titled Amazing America with Sarah Palin will now be called Three Stooges and a Bitchy Lady

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  95. Anonymous3:24 PM

    So, Sarah can't do the heavy lifting.... Sorry SC, you really bit this one big time.

    Now three co-hosts have to be added to the line-up. Along with all the Palins' perks, this should one expensive "show."

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  96. Anonymous3:49 PM

    What is an "in-field" host? She's got 2 other co-hosts, so far. And there are only 13 episodes. Sounds like there won't be much for her to do on the show. Looking back a couple of days, remember that pic with her with that really forced smile on her face (sitting in the chair with the patriotic shoes) .............she probably just had been told that she had 3 more hosts to share the stage with.

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  97. Anonymous3:55 PM

    Hire Levi Johnston.... He is a true sportsman.

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