1) They believe that guns should be openly displayed in public – everywhere.
2) They hoard guns in anticipation of a possible overthrow of our federal government.
3) Even the slightest mention of a new gun regulation sends them into a paranoid rant about gun confiscation, bringing about references to Nazi Germany.
4) They honestly believe that the federal government can be overthrown.
5) Their answer to any kind of dispute between the government and a citizen is to show up in armed groups because they don’t like how a court ruled on a particular issue.
6) They’ve frequently rush out to buy guns an ammo in anticipation of some form of government ban on weapons that never – ever happens.
7) They honestly believe that easy access to guns has nothing to do with gun violence.
8) They believe that anytime they feel threatened, shooting anything that they feel threatened by is the first answer.
9) They own nearly a full wardrobe of shirts or hats depicting gun manufacturers or NRA logos.
10) They believe that it should be easier to buy a gun than cast a vote.
You know I am trying to determine exactly which pro-gun nut at least three of these DON'T apply to.
I am speechless looking at the photo
ReplyDeleteThe article fails to mention that he is available on Craigslist. He's a real hot hunk of burnin' love.
DeleteDammit, Gryphen, that picture was just not necessary. I almost lost my breakfast.
ReplyDeleteI would add "penis substitute" to the usual term "penis extender" in our progressive dictionary.
This utterly disgusting gun porn picture proves it.
That was mean, Inge.
DeleteGood job!
Yep, Beldar, that was my Sunday Sermon and it typed itself!
DeleteHe thinks he’s hot. In his mind, he has it all. He wonders why women avoid him. It has to be their fault.
ReplyDeleteI know way too any otherwise rational people who fit most of these
ReplyDeleteDrunk Armed Racists Spark Shootout at Waffle House, Kill Black Cop (Video)
ReplyDeleteOfficer Jordan is survived by his family, which includes his seven children.
http://aattp.org/drunk-armed-racists-spark-shootout-at-waffle-house-kill-black-cop-video/
Good lord, I have barely opened my eyes and I see THAT image. Yech!
ReplyDeleteand there's this:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/30/the-town-where-your-sex-toy-could-land-you-in-jail.html
Out of the Board Room and into the bedroom.The contagion of insanity is spreading like wildfire. Ain't nuttin' new, is there?
DeleteNo tattoos?!?
ReplyDeleteDon't ask! In the name of all that is unholy, just don't ask. If the answer is yes, then it's a tattoo you can never unsee, even if you pluck out your own eyes, which would surely be the most rational response.
DeleteGeez guys,tattoos hurt! Don't ou know that?
DeleteHe doesn't look like he would enjoy that kind of pain, does he? It's so much easier to buy that mechanical replacement of masculinity and assume what he obviously thinks of as an alluring pose.
(OK, pulling back from the brink of gagging).
Not only is there the initial pain of the tattoo, but he'd have to undergo continual waxing to keep the canvas clean. I'm sure his back is just as hirsute.
DeleteUnless he tattooed the top of his head. Probably not going to happen.
OK mlaiuppa... I just snorted beer!
DeleteYou made my day.
You're welcome.
DeleteA clean sinus is a happy sinus.
The NRA Slams Open Carry Groups In Texas
ReplyDelete...The NRA has a few other choice words to describe the groups’ narcissistic behavior while besieging restaurants with guns strapped to their backs. Some of the choice descriptions from the NRA of these groups includes, “downright foolishness” “not neighborly” “counterproductive” “a lack of manners” and many more.
http://freakoutnation.com/2014/06/01/the-nra-slams-open-carry-groups-in-texas-calls-them-weird/
The NRA really disavowed its own disciples? Whoa. I'm surprised. That means the NRA is actually aware that it's created a real monster it may not be able to control that will just as easily turn on the NRA as it will on "libtards" when it senses a threat to its 24/7 gun stroking.
DeleteOne Brave Family Stood Up to the Open Carry Gun Bullies, and It’s Beautiful (Image)
ReplyDeletehttp://aattp.org/one-brave-family-stood-up-to-the-open-cary-gun-bullies-and-its-beautiful-image/
The NRA supported gun control laws in the 1960s.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.pinterest.com/pin/427490189599246261/
That's because the Black Panthers took to riding around with guns and rifles in their cars.
DeleteOh momma, hubba hubba. What a hunk of sheer stupidity. If it weren't for his dick extender guns...he'd have no dick at all.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a perfect guy for husband-huntin' Brisdull. Mama Griz should put out some feelers and offer a dowry.
ReplyDeletethanks Jesse..now I have to either bleach my eyes or just plain fuckin poke them out...YUK!
ReplyDeleteSelfies of themselves half naked with their entire gun collection. With or without alcoholic beverages.
ReplyDeletePosed pictures of their children holding as many weapons as the poor little toddlers can lift.
love your label of 'ammosexuals'
ReplyDeleteNever mind the bullets, here’s the ammosexuals
Deletehttp://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/01/never-mind-the-bullets-heres-the-ammosexuals/
That guy looks like a fat Russell Brand.
ReplyDeleteEvery single point is the truth, some are funny as hell "They honestly believe they can overtake the government". They can't even organize a circus sideshow, and they think they can overtake the government?
ReplyDeleteThat photo is just soooo hawt! Wonder if Bristol has any trial daddy applications left? They'd make such an awesome couple!
Just think of all the homework for hair school she can accomplish on her new boyfriend. Waxing, threading, plucking, blow drying, shampooing, cutting, dyeing, the possibilities are endless.
DeleteToo bad the don't do lipo in hair school.