Saturday, July 12, 2014

Restaurant employee finds proof for God in eggplant. So THAT'S where its been!

Courtesy of WTSP:  

When an employee at Gino's Restaurant in Baton Rouge cut into an eggplant Monday, he found "GOD." 

Chef Jermarcus Brady couldn't believe what he was seeing. "I saw a miraculous image formed by the seeds," said Jermarcus Brady. "It spelled out the word God!" Chef Brady has many responsibilities, one being cutting, salting and sauteing eggplants. 

"When you sliced into it, the pattern showed from the seeds that were forming in the inside the letters G-O-D as God," said Brady. "I couldn't think of anything. I just had to tell somebody to come look at it." 

Brady says he is no stranger to life's struggle, and his faith has gotten him through. He raised four kids on a limited income before becoming a chef. 

He says the significance of the rare eggplant seeds aren't lost on him. "Through the road, he's showing me that 'hey, I'm real' and that's the only thing I can depend on," said Brady.

Yep, I'm real, I'm all powerful, and the best way I can find to demonstrate that is to rearrange some seeds in an eggplant. 

Boy He sure does work in mysterious ways.

Personally I don't see how we could have doubted him once his son's image showed up back in 2011.

I mean some things are just irrefutable.

27 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:10 AM

    Actually, doesn't that spell G-O-G with bookend G's (one backwards)?

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    1. Go ahead, keeping taking Gog's name in vain and see where that gets you.

      Heathen!

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    2. Anonymous9:54 AM

      Is GOG a monotheistic deity or does he/she/it share power with DOG and other entities?

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    3. Uh oh! If it's Gog, Jermarcus is in a pickle -

      Ezekiel 381 Now the word of the Lord came to me, saying, 2 "Son of man, set your face against Gog, of the land of Magog, the prince of Rosh, Meshech, and Tubal, and prophesy against him, 3 "and say, 'Thus says the Lord God: "Behold, I am against you, O Gog, the prince of Rosh, Meshech, and Tubal.

      He better cast that eggplant into the garbage pronto.

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    4. Anonymous10:54 AM

      Thank Gog!!!!

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  2. Holy Shit Bat Man..that picture of the dogs ass made me snort coffee thru my nose..LOL

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    1. Anonymous12:45 PM

      Hmmmm, Gog no want to drink grog now after peering at dog's ass. Gog think butthole winked at him. Be good doggie. Down, boy.

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    2. Anonymous4:41 PM

      That dog's ass reminds me of Sean Hannity. Everytime I see him or that pic!

      god is DOG spelled backwards! Did anyone every watch "Saving Grace" in the last epi, he (the angel) is standing at her memorial with a dog.
      That was god. A dog. I can deal with that :)

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  3. Anonymous10:03 AM

    Jesus, it's a dogs ass!

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  4. This calls for the humor of Mitchell and Webb -

    Look - Proof there is no God

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LXCZRpxHpg

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    1. Anonymous11:13 AM

      Yes, but there is "Gog!" :-D

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  5. Anonymous10:20 AM

    The top photo is Mickey Mouse. Disney advertises everywhere, even in our vegetables.

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  6. Anonymous11:24 AM

    This is because he knows how bullies will make sure the media keeps itself in check. And he can't control the people within DC who know who he really is

    http://news.yahoo.com/agenda-gridlock-obama-relishes-roadshow-173510886--politics.html

    http://news.yahoo.com/agenda-gridlock-obama-relishes-roadshow-173510886--politics.html

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:38 PM

      He's THAT good. Made you post the same link twice without even noticing it!

      Delete
  7. Anonymous11:25 AM

    Armed militia sets up Texas command center to ‘fight for national sovereignty’

    A militia has set up a command center south of San Antonio to prepare for what they say is a mission to protect the United States from the influx of illegal immigrants.

    The militia, operating via the website PatriotsInformationHotline.com, founded by Barbie Rogers, said members at the command center in Von Ormy will deploy to Laredo first and spread to other parts of the border, a local ABC affiliate reported.

    http://p.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jul/10/militia-sets-san-antonio-command-center-fight-nati/

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    1. Anonymous12:30 PM

      "spread to other parts of the border"?? The correct word is "metasasize."

      Delete
  8. Anonymous11:45 AM

    The bottom picture is a photo of Sarah ... you can see her face clearly.

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    1. Anonymous12:49 PM

      I don't think so. She's a much bigger asshole than that.

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    2. Anonymous5:27 PM

      11:45 & 12:49
      SO FLIPPIN' true!!!
      And funny also,too! Thanks for the laughs.

      Delete
  9. Anonymous11:56 AM

    Hey guys! Check THIS out!

    Democrats Destroy GOP In Fund-raising By A Landslide In Wake Of Hobby Lobby Ruling And Republican Overreach

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/07/12/democrats-destroy-gop-in-fund-raising-by-a-landslide-in-wake-of-hobby-lobby-ruling-and-republican-overreach/

    Sarah's insane rants are making big bucks for Dems!

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:43 PM

      What? "No Mas" had the opposite effect.... Muchas Gracias, Bitch. Do another, you know, for "the Gipper" Mom's Apple Pie and Dad's dead animal bone museum.

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  10. Anita Winecooler6:46 PM

    Well, some folks like Sarah Palin, "believe" man and dinosaur co existed on the planet, you know, because of Fred Flintstone.

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  11. Anonymous6:50 PM

    This seed thing is as relevant or special as giving a million monkeys a keyboard and one of them will pound out a Shakespeare sonnet. Or something..
    Random chance.
    However, this chef can start his own Church of the Summer Eggplant I guess.

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    1. Anonymous6:31 AM

      He better pickle it soon to preserve it.

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  12. Anita Winecooler6:51 PM

    How embarrassing, who knew eggplants can't spell? I'm going to write a letter to the National Eggplant Education Association and give them a piece of my Eggplant Pamigiana! '

    That photo is proof positive that if someone "believes" they've seen something, they actually saw it.

    The dog's butt is much more convincing.

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    1. Anonymous6:30 AM

      lol Anita!!
      Give them a piece of my eggplant parmigiana!!!!!

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  13. So God has embraced contemporary English?

    Not Latin or Greek or Hebrew or Aramaic?

    Not Jehovah or Yahweh? But God. In English.

    Wow.

    I guess three isn't that much room to spell inside an eggplant.

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