Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Stephen Colbert weighs in on The Sarah Palin Channel. And I weigh in on a recent Sarah Palin Channel update.

http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/zo7j8y/the-sarah-palin-channel
Click the funny to play video.
This whole segment was very funny and I laughed when Colbert said. "That's right, it's a safe space where like minded folks can hear things they already agree with from someone whose opinion they already know."

So Colbert owns "thesarahpalinchannel.com." Oh damn could he have fun with that!

I know I would.

Well now for the difficult part of my job. I have to report on some video that Palin announced on her Facebook page:

I posted a new video to the top of my channel called "The Truth About the War in Israel." I look to two very unlikely sources for wisdom on what's really going on there. Please check it out and let me know what you think.

But wait the Facebook page then directs me to her website which is asking for money that I refuse to pay. So since that is the case I have NO obligation to report on this video because it is ONLY for those people who are willing to shell out their hard earned money to hear the stupid things that she says.

Oh my God, I have never felt so liberated!

Not only that but I looked around the internet and nobody else is reporting on it either, not even Breitbart, since it is not presented in a media outlet that anybody considers legitimate.

Let's face it the FACT that Sarah Palin had this new "channel" was newsworthy. However the ignorant rants that tumble from her herpes encrusted lips, are not.

By the way here is a picture of the Obama Administration first learning of Sarah Palin's new media outlet.

178 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:35 AM

    Just FYI for those out there that think that Seditious Sarah is the one that started the impeachment drum beat. She didn't, she just jumped on the bandwagon, the way she always does. She NEVER has an original thought, idea or point of view that she doesn't steal from someone else.

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    1. Anonymous6:51 AM

      She LIED about the True Blood Cameo!!!!
      http://bit.ly/UL7KXC
      "Palin later stepped forward in response to the episode claiming the reps from HBO had reached out to invite her for a cameo during the episode. HBO has since denied that they ever offered said cameo and Palin had not further commented. "
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      If her lips move SHE is LYING!!! Also seen on her fakebook her fans are not happy about paying $10 a month to hear her screech!!!

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    2. Anonymous9:26 AM

      She's always hoppin' on the wagon when it's jest about full. Whatever's popular. I used to be like that, as a teenager.

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    3. Well, of course she didn't start it. She doesn't have the brains or the cognitive ability.

      But she is the only one still beating that dead horse. Every Republican that matters has abandoned her and disavows any part in anything about impeachment. In fact, they say the Democrats started it as a fund raising scheme. (The fact that Democrats are fund raising hand over fist doesn't mean they started it. They're just benefiting from more GOP stupidity.)

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  2. Anonymous6:36 AM

    So I wonder whose copyrighted video Sarah is posting for people to pay to see on her "channel"?

    How long before the copyright lawsuits begin?

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    1. Anonymous9:18 AM

      Since she's incapable of producing anything original, with her journalism degree and whatnot.

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    2. Anonymous10:26 AM

      Piper is making some videos, so there's that. Todd probably has made some videos too.

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    3. Anonymous11:32 AM

      If she wants to make the money she will release Todd's stash.

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    4. Anonymous2:35 PM

      They will not be able to release Bristles videos, they are X-rated. Although, they might have to resort to selling those if the money does not start flowing pretty quickly.

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    5. Well, she does have that free TV studio she got Faux to build in her house. I'm sure Piper knows how to work the video camera by now.

      Meanwhile, Colbert is flaying her alive and his channel is free.

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  3. Anonymous6:39 AM

    ha ha well that's one less propaganda video that the world won't be subjected to. Yes, it DOES feel quite liberating - this new hidey outey thingy for money Sarah is doing! What venue could be more perfect for her and family of clowns than this?

    All we have to do is sit back and watch how the grifter pitches her website and have a good laugh at the reviews and with comedians for as long as it lasts.

    Of course she's aiming to preach only to her choir so I expect she will be making some money as Glenn Beck is. That just means she'll be bother the rest of the real world less. I would almost pay NOT to see her idiotic videos. Yes it's a liberating feeling!

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    1. Anonymous10:29 AM

      Saw Glenn Beck for the first time in years and he has gotten fat! Remember, he use to be all over the place and is no longer. The same thing is going to occur w/Palin! What a heavenly treat for all of us!

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    2. Anonymous10:54 AM

      Once a Ho, always a Ho. Ain't that right Pimp Daddy Todd ! Get out there BITCH, and get me my $10.00.

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    3. Anonymous11:31 AM

      Beck is the self appointed go to guy on Jesse Ventura

      http://www.mediaite.com/online/beck-trashes-ventura-hes-done-more-to-defame-himself-than-anyone-else/

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  4. Anonymous6:45 AM

    It amuses me greatly that Palin's gullible, low-information groupies are subsidizing her botox, Lifestyle Lift, pedicures, and Louboutin knock-offs. Couldn't happen to a more deserving pack of rubes.

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    1. Anonymous10:55 AM

      Dammit OBAMA!

      Sorry, folks. The President just made me spill my popcorn. Anybody got some entra on hand? Without butter. I usually put Tabasco sauce and parmesan cheese on mine.

      Are we watching Game Change again tonight? Great! It's hilarious every time.

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  5. Anonymous6:47 AM

    How greedy of her. Hey, fans, go to listen to my video on the War in Israel. Please check it out and let me know what you think - FOR $9.95/Month.

    With Sarah, she's like the fortune cookie where the joke is to add "IN BED" after every philosophical paper quote.

    Just add "FOR $9.95/Month, or $99/Year everytime Sarah asks anyone for input.

    Sarah asks, what do you fine people think (For $9.95/Month? Or, share your family stories with me that my ghostwriter will read(for $9.95/Month), or tell me how you adore me (For $9.95/Month). Check or Money Order too.



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    1. Anonymous9:20 AM

      Exactly. "What's in it for us?"

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  6. Beldar The Conehead6:48 AM

    Gryphen, I know you have a tendency to be a bit too snarky at times, but I hope you and you little librul blog buddies will take a few minutes to visit Colbert's as yet un-snarky thesarahpalinchannel.com It's going to be a great free comedy website to visit while you're not visiting The Screechy Wretch(tm)'s not-great, not-free, not-comedic vanity website with a similar less-amusing URL.

    Plus there's a good chance they're soon going to show free cat videos on thesarahpalinchannel.com Can Screechy say the same about her site?

    I think we all know the answer to that.

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    1. Anonymous9:22 AM

      Hard to imagine her posting cute cat videos, more like wearing star-spangled heels and crushing their delicate little heads under her heels. There is a grouping of people where price is no option for such helpless snff porn.

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    2. Anonymous9:41 AM

      Looks like Mrs. Palin unleashed the lawyers on him, the site it gone. I was wondering how long it would last since she has her name trademarked. Guess he'll have to revise his site name and call it something like "screetchywretch.com" we all know who that refers to.

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    3. Anonymous9:57 AM

      @9:41
      It's not gone, I was just there.

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    4. Anonymous10:04 AM

      It is still up and running just fine.

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    5. Anonymous10:28 AM

      She didn't buy the name, so her lawyers can't make them take it down.

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    6. Anonymous2:41 PM

      I can not even think of another family that would be as boring as the PayMe's. They had their chances at various reality shows, and all of them failed. $carah's voice would scare domestic animals, Bristles is, like, bland and like, uninteresting. Not awesome and like, whatnot.

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    7. No, the site isn't gone. I just went to TheSarahPalinChannel.com and watched the Paul Revere video less than 30 min. ago. Also took the survey.

      She can't make Colbert take it down. It is perfectly legal and his lawyers can beat up her lawyers. I'm sure she'll try to threaten him but she won't pay the money to fight him in court. Especially since she'd be pissing that money away in a fight she will LOSE.

      What Colbert did was perfectly legal.

      Just go to MartinLutherKing.org and see how far that gets you.

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    8. @941
      "call it something like "screetchywretch.com":

      Be careful. You're entering dangerous etymological and legal territory.
      1) the correct spelling is "screechy wretch". As they say: "leave off the T for tea party"
      2) Screechy Wretch(tm) is a trademarked property of The Beldar Conehead Plastic Novelties and Marital Aids Manufacturing Company, Inc. LLC of East Racine, Wisconsin. Expect a call from their lawyers.

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  7. Anonymous7:12 AM

    Not since the Katie Couric interview, her resignation and her blood libel video has she taken a bigger beat down from the media with this launching of her "further fleecing of the rubes" project.
    Karl Rove is calling for her head, Stephen Colbert has taken her down in his sweet boyish way to levels even she hasn't experienced. My prediction is that the end of her political scamming of the nation is soon coming.
    She's finally been exposed as the greedy, 1/2 witted. hateful, heartless bitch she is. And as predicted she brought it all on herself.
    BTW, what's up with the levi/bristle custody court hearing being rescheduled and closed to the public? Did levi cave or did bristle have to cut a deal??

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    1. Really? Karl Rove?

      If he's serious he can take her down.

      I hope he's not just farting in the wind.

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  8. Anonymous7:15 AM

    "Let me know what you think, as long as you think exactly what,I think which is that Israel is right, and Obama hates our Jewish friends, and Hamas has no right to expect Israel to let in food, medicine, and building materials to replace the homes they destroy every day. I mean, Hamas has killed 20 Israelis. Of course they should fight back, and if 1000 Palestinians are dead, well what do they expect? My buddy Netanyahoo is right. Our dear leader is a wimp, and needs to shower more money on Israel." There, free.

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    1. Anonymous7:36 AM

      Don't forget ... Sarah supports Israel's army ... the IDF (infants die fast)

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    2. Anonymous9:25 AM

      Israel provides od, medicine, medical aid and food and supplies to Gaza, you are taking Hamas' Twitter word for it all? Israel is conducting ethnic cleansing and genocide? Give me a break.

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    3. Anonymous11:29 AM

      ethnic cleansing and genocide

      They aren't exactly secret about it.

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  9. Anonymous7:24 AM

    Yes it almost makes me wat to scream free at last, but until this fucking hag is 6 feet under we will never be truely freeof the herpes infested monster that is seditious sarah but it will be fun to watch her disappear, one facebook post at a time. She will ramp it up once she figures out the numbers aren't coming in quite like old seditious sarah thought they would. BWAHAHAHA

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    1. Anonymous3:07 PM

      Wow. You sound insane with hatred. I pity you.
      smh

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    2. Anita Winecooler7:26 PM

      It's not free at last, it's fucking 19:95, smh @3:07 - go dig in the sofa cushions at the "vibrantly living" home you've been remanded to and put it on someone who qualifies for a credit card.

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  10. Anonymous7:28 AM

    Ahhhhh I love the smell of Sarah imploding! It smells like victory

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    1. Anonymous10:05 AM

      and sulphur...

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    2. Anonymous11:12 AM

      Anon @10:05 AM

      Ha!

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  11. Anonymous7:32 AM

    I went to the "free" sample of the israel video, and her words of "wisdom" name Howard Stearn and Joan Rivers as the experts of the Israel occupasion of the Palestinian land!

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    1. Anonymous8:31 AM

      That sure beats all of the filtered lamestream reporting from Israel and Gaza that we get to see on TV for much less money. (Sorry, we do have to pay for cable, but it is always covered on the network news, which is still free).

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    2. Anonymous9:25 AM

      She would mine quotes from pop culture rather than reasoned and seasoned observers.

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  12. Cracklin Charlie7:33 AM

    Great...now Sarah's gonna have to troll Stephen's defunct blog, also, too.

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  13. Balzafiar7:33 AM

    "I look to two very unlikely sources for wisdom on what's really going on there."

    Ah, I think that would be Todd and Brisdull.

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    1. Anonymous8:29 AM

      List of quotations made by Ronald Reagan

      Sally's refrigerator magnets

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  14. Anonymous7:36 AM

    She will not be silenced yet she's absolutely silencing herself to a very small group of like minded morons. Good, much less noise in my mind. She's only shielding herself from grown up criticizing. She can't take the heat so she's roped herself off by a wall of Palin zombies. She's filtered her own damn opinion, I love it. Holder must have really hurt her feelings.

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    1. Anonymous9:41 AM

      She is building her own prison. Actually, 2. One in Alaska and one in Arizona. Where the inmates must be monitored 24/7. At least have the cameras ready in case anything comes up.

      Her life is a prison now and one day she will be wearing the orange. Yes, Holder left her speechless and distraction fever is going over time.

      Too bad she can't stop looping the same old broken record garbage.

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  15. Anonymous7:36 AM

    Predictions are playing out that Palin will have people buying subscriptions for what she had on Facebook. It seems the Sportsman channel was not a vehicle to showcase the Palin family's vibrant real life so this website will be a tool for that.
    Soon they can do victim of hater videos spinning Piper is being attacked when they post her video journals railing about living life privately. Word salad and schizoid conflicting words and actions for $9.95 a month

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  16. Anonymous7:39 AM

    SarahTV is a big winner. We get spared having to listen to her spewing hate, and we get to laugh at the paint chip eaters get fleeced each month.

    I'm lov'n it

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    1. Anonymous10:05 AM

      This is going to be heaven (her new endeavor) as we won't be hearing from her directly anymore. We can only read what is written about her new 'website' should we even want to!

      She truly is decreasing her visual self to America and that is what should have occurred years ago after POTUS candidate John McCain and she lost the race years ago.

      FINALLY!!!!!

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  17. Anonymous7:44 AM

    In the past, Sarah would have posted a ghost written post on her Facebook. The media would notice it. Sarah would make sure that someone on Fox put her on for 5 minutes to repeat whatever she was complaining about. Now, she has limited her audience by making them pay to see what she's talking about. Sarah said that she doesn't like the media filter. That's another way of saying, "I don't want to be on Fox where they make me say what they want me to say." Sarah is just limiting her audience.

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    1. Olivia9:10 AM

      I imagine that just as her PAC bought up her books to pump up sales figures, the PAC will be buying up subscriptions to the channel to make it look like there are more than 100 subscribers.

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    2. Anonymous10:03 AM

      will it fall under postage in her quarterly pac financials?

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    3. Anonymous6:36 AM

      I said this on day one! Look for a media related Pac filing.

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  18. Anonymous7:44 AM

    The cult members of the church of Sarah are going to start doubting their priestess when they can't even have personal discussions with her like she promised. Where are the open lines of discussion (live) for the members of Sarah Channel? SHouldn't she at least give them 1 hour a day? Sit and chat with them like a chat line. Letting them offer solutions and ideas to her video and editorial links?

    Their $$ offerings aren't getting them close proximity to the priestess yet. Stay tuned. This endeavor will crash big time.

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    1. Anonymous11:03 AM

      Keep on tithing to this false prophet, you dumb ass bots.

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    2. Anonymous6:37 AM

      If she did that I would sign up, give false churchy info in the prescreen and then let her have it about CBJ, MatSu, Trisomy-G. What fun and what not!

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  19. Anonymous7:51 AM

    CHeck out the Washington Post's article on Sarah's Channel. Sorry to have forgotton, but we unvibrant ones get senior moments. It was written by Alyssa ?, posted at Wapo about 14 hours ago and the Sarah bots are all over it.

    They don't like when their queen is called out for what she truly is. The article points out how Sarah's strenghs should be displayed more, like her video of being a good mother (cough cough) to Trig, where she read a story for him with an endearing quality. The writer explains that this forte of Sarah could have done lots of good for families with disabled children. She also wrote that Sarah's weakness was her unproductive attacks on the left and ugly rhetoric.

    THe problem with this writer is that she doesn't really know the true Sarah, and Sarah's 'strength' is not as a mother.

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    1. Anonymous8:23 AM

      Here's the link. In future when you reference an article, it would be courteous to include the link for others. Just copy and paste it into your comment, it's easy and it is helpful when you are commenting on the article.

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/act-four/wp/2014/07/29/how-sarah-palin-could-change-the-media-and-why-she-wont/

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    2. Anonymous9:45 AM

      On the other hand, we all know how to google so you can just tell us about it and we can find it, if we want to read it.

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    3. Anonymous11:07 AM

      Or,since we know Sarah so well, just tell us you read something funny about this idiot and we can all imagine what Sarah did or said again. She's repeated the same old tired cliches for the past six years, and is boring as hell.

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  20. I do wish they would use up to date photos of the Haggard Hag.

    Remember how horrified everyone was during the '08 campaign to learn about the tens of thousands of dollars the RNC was paying for a hair stylist and makeup artist for Palin (in addition to the clothing)?

    In retrospect, they had an enormously difficult job to do and did it well. The numbers seem quite reasonable now.

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  21. Anonymous7:55 AM

    Sarah Palin's facebook:
    I posted a new video to the top of my channel called "The Truth About the War in Israel."

    Anybody noticed something narcissistic about what that skank said?

    Skank said: "on MY channel"

    When Sarah Palin first announced she was starting the Sarah Palin Channel she said:

    “I want to talk directly to you on our channel, on my terms ....."

    "on our CHANNEL on"

    See the difference the channel? It went from "Our" to "MY".

    Sarah you said it was "our" channel and now it is your channel?

    FUCK YOU!

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    1. Anonymous10:16 AM

      She should have called it the MEit'sallaboutMEchannel.

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    2. Well, one thing's for certain.

      She can't call it THE channel any more.

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  22. Anonymous7:56 AM

    The pics of President Obama's Cabinet....PRICELESS!

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    1. Anonymous9:55 AM

      Loved it too! Cute photo full of happy folks!

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  23. Anonymous7:57 AM

    I wish Colbert would use current images of Palin. The disgusting harridan within is now much more externally obvious and the
    contemporary images provide a truer portrayal of her nature.

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    1. Well, he DID show numerous clips of her introduction from her preview video, and THAT'S as current as you can get.

      I don't think even Sarah Palin realizes the old Sarah from 2008 looks nothing like what she does now -- I wonder how many rubes are asking themselves, "who is the woman shaking hands, all dressed up with her hair piled high?"

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    2. Anonymous8:19 AM

      Maybe put some recent ones in the comment section?

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    3. Anonymous9:45 AM

      In the video of Paul Revere she looks good... I can't believe how much she has gone down hill since then! When was that 2011 or 2012? Look what a few years has done to her. She sooo deserves it! Wow!

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    4. Anonymous9:55 AM

      Let's all get notes off to Colbert and suggest he use 'current' photos of the idiot! Like the hooker one of her taken in downtown New York City. Anyone got that one to forward him? He's probably never even seen it.

      Sarah Palin needs to be brought out by all of us as to the facts that have proven her to be a liar and fraud throughout the years.

      Down w/her 'pay me' website! Don't provide her a cent of money!

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    5. Anonymous10:14 AM

      @9:45
      Just think what she will look like 2 years from now. She'll look worse than Joan Rivers.

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    6. From what I've seen of before and after photos (mostly booking photos) of meth addicts they tend to age really fast.

      Is Sarah doing meth?

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  24. Anonymous8:00 AM

    When the fuck has she ever spoken the truth about anything?!? What truth? That she's secretly banging Netanyahu?

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    1. Anonymous8:05 AM

      You know Netanyaho is paying her to keep her "channel" on.

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    2. Anonymous9:33 AM

      She is Netanyahooooo's "useful idiot". Just like he uses the Christian Zionists... go Sarah! She loves being punked!

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    3. Anonymous9:51 AM

      8:05 That guys is a creep!!! Don't trust him as far as I can throw him. Remember he supported Mitt Romney when he ran for POTUS (and lost, thank god!).

      He is very anti President Obama and is probably the sole source behind SOS John Kerry getting the bad press yesterday!

      America should stay out of supporting other countries and take care of itself and it's own people.

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    4. Anonymous9:52 AM

      Netanyahoo is to Israel what McPain/Palin would have been to our country had they been able to game the election. Extreme right-wingers are the same everywhere.

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    5. Anonymous9:58 AM

      isn't his wife sarah also? so what's the difference some old broad in the dark...

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  25. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Stephen Colbert is a geneious! And now that he owns "thesarahpalinchannel.com" he will have MORE many more followers than Skank and KLAN, for FREEEE!
    LOL...Stephen and Jon Stewart are my favorites. Also when I traveled to Europe, most EVERYONE watched them...I can see even more followers for them and the complete demise of the lying skank.

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    1. Anonymous9:43 AM

      Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart are my favorites and they ALL go after the skank in humor and truthfulness. Love them - love them!

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  26. That final parting shot from Colbert where he says he owns "thesarahpalinchannel.com" was pretty funny! Ha! Checkmate, Sarah!

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  27. Anonymous8:09 AM

    Gaslighting her fans and adorers, is she?

    Well, she's been making everybody crazy for the past 5/6 years. But at least her detracters and foes don't pony up money to keep her vibrantly living.

    But her fans do. And this is the pitiful aspect of the Sarah cult. She pretends herself to have a servant's heart. But, the truth is that this woman picks a career and picks jobs that elevate HER, her family, her persona, her doctrine, but she has zero substance. She was highly paid, highly sought out, made $100,000 speeches, given paid interviews, was offered reality TV shows, a hightly-paid Fox News contributor job, was given the chance to write three 'bestseller' (cough cough) books, has become a multi-millionnaire on the backs of those wanting to hear what she has to say. Add to this, that she made many adoring book fans wait in icy weather conditions all night to get a glimpse of her wonderfulness, or pay premium prices to hear her speak.

    So, now, now, those same people who elevated her from the beginning, who paved the gold-covered road for her to succeed on, are now asked to pay again, to hear her speak "thus says Sarah".

    Pitiful. She has no shame.

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    1. PalinsHoax9:42 AM

      "this woman picks a career and picks jobs that elevate HER, her family, her persona, her doctrine,"

      "So, now, now, those same people who elevated her from the beginning, who paved the gold-covered road for her to succeed on, are now asked to pay again, to hear her speak "thus says Sarah". "
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      Seems like she also picks pockets. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. And Palin is a real doodoo.

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    2. Anonymous9:47 AM

      Yep, no shame. Also no scruples.

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    3. Anonymous3:01 PM

      Her entire family seems to be onboard with her scams. Chuckles Sr. and Chuckles Jr. "wrote" the book, and took the tour. Failure. Her mother now is going to educate people with her "Word of the Day" Look up this word, Mrs. Heath - SCAMMERS.

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  28. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Laughter is the best medicine.

    “Yes, let’s do that Sean,” Brand responded. “Because that’s the broader context. But he’s not going to actually talk about any of those things, because Sean’s not interested in truth — Hannity is only interested pushing a particular perspective.”

    As the conversation on Hannity’s program continues to deteriorate, Brand remarks that Hannity’s not interested in learning about what would constitute progress in the Middle East, because he took a job at Fox News. Imitating Hannity, Brand yells, “I’m interested in shouting, and pointing, and simplifying things!”

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/30/russell-brand-rips-fox-blowhard-sean-hannity-over-inflammatory-israel-gaza-coverage/

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  29. Anonymous8:12 AM

    She went 9 minutes without blaming President Obama for something? She's losing her grip.

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  30. Anonymous8:17 AM

    Tired of media filter install monetary filter. Never mind, I'll be @TheSarahPalinChannel.com, Its FREE.

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      Anonymous8:17 AM
      I wish someone could post that on the Skank's FB page.

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    2. Anonymous8:28 AM

      One "free" sample of her little channel shows her opening a giant refrigerator filled with moose evertyhing--honestly, no matter how much you like it, how can eat ANYONE eat the same thing over and over and over and over--Anyways, Her hair was 3 feet high!
      Where in the world did she find such a gigantic wig?! LOL

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    3. "Where in the world did she find such a gigantic wig?! LOL"
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      From Marge Simpson's wig store?

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    4. Anonymous9:40 AM

      8:28 Normal Alaskans have moose in the 'refrigerator' (thawed) for cooking that day or the next - or a dish of prepared moose for lunch or dinner that specific day!

      Where a mass amount of moose and/or moose dishes are kept in a 'freezer'!

      Does she really think people are as stupid as she?

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    5. Anonymous10:01 AM

      @Nefer...Bwahahaha

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    6. Anonymous10:08 AM

      And did you see the hight of her wig? it's about 3 feet high!

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    7. Anonymous10:39 AM

      that freezer video is a snooze, she's talking into the freezer the whole time, never makes eye contact with the camera once, this is low class stuff!

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    8. Anonymous3:08 PM

      Maybe her wonky eye thought there was a camera inside the freezer? Since her eyes look in opposite directions, it is not easy for her to make eye contact. Will there be joyful, happy, vibrant video of the entire family attending church on Sundays? Imagine the other members whispering "What are THEY doing here?" Then Bristles would clean out the collection plate, say "Like, thanks" and leave.

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    9. Anonymous3:46 AM

      One "free" sample of her little channel shows her opening a giant refrigerator filled with moose everything
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      $9.95/month to see the inside of her refrigerator !! too funny- and foreign policy experts Howard Stern and Joan Rivers-do I smell cease and desist letters-at least the attorneys will profit from this fiasco.

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  31. Anonymous8:18 AM

    Notice the lipstick too -- Sarah looks like she's from the 70's.

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  32. Anonymous8:21 AM

    Comedy duo minus one, the half wit that quit
    http://images.bittenandbound.com/iu/t_full/v1395663056/attachment/joan-rivers-gets-boot-from-fox-over-palin-comments.jpg

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  33. Anonymous8:24 AM

    Most TV shows have ratings and we can see how popular they are. For example, Bristol's reality show, "Life's a Tripp," and Sarah's show on the Sportsman Channel never made it to the top 100 watch cable shows for that day. Go to her website (it's an interactive website, not a real tv channel that you can watch on your tv). Count how many people have commented on the different articles, because part of the deal is that with people "registered" they know who you are. No one gets to comment unless they are part of that "community." While Bristol is reviewing a book about a distopian society, she should take a look at the moderated and censored comments at her own blog, facebook or her mother's media. They regulate what people can write. They are the filter.

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    1. Fascists don't believe it's censorship when they are the ones doing the censoring.

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  34. Anonymous8:25 AM

    I don't have a subscription, but I was able to see the video.
    I just couldn't comment.

    https://sarahpalinchannel.com/updates/the-truth-about-the-war-in-israel/

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    1. Yeah I guess I should have mentioned that it IS possible to see the newly uploaded video.

      However since it is on a page where most of the content is only open to subscribers I feel under no obligation to cover it.

      If Palin does an interview with a real news outlet I might take the time to listen and transcribe it, but until that time it is as if it does not exist in my opinion.

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    2. Anonymous9:35 AM

      Totally agree, IM. The less we see and hear of Sarah Palin, the better!

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    3. Anonymous11:31 AM

      If people are paying to access the content, and then the content is disseminated for free on one of her fan websites, then very quickly, people will get pissed off and STOP paying for it, when they find out they can get it for free. Or else she'll have to be policing every single site that posts videos that normally cost money on her site. She's gonna have alot of pissed off people, real fast. I wouldn't spend one minute, or one dime on her bullshit video website, so I don't much care, but as is being instantly demonstrated, she has no control of those who pay and then post stuff for free.

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  35. Anonymous8:33 AM

    This news about her "payme internet channel" is the best thing I've heard about SP in quite a while.
    Imagine....she is now going to hide behind a paywall and no one will be blessed (snark) with her verbal garbage unless they pay her directly!
    This is so awesome! She epitomizes RWNJ self-delusion and hubris and actually thinks she's going to make her fortune from this! I see two things coming out of this: 1) we won't have to listen to her garbage anymore and 2) she is going to sink like a stone.
    She really has no idea of her irrelevance, does she? She's a legend in her own mind.
    I see nothing but good coming from this. And the opportunities for mockery! Oh boy.

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    1. Anonymous8:51 AM

      Baby put Baby in a corner. Dark, dark corner.

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    2. Anonymous10:13 AM

      That funny.

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  36. Anonymous8:42 AM

    It is sickening that $arah is using the horrific war in Israel as a tease to get people to sign up for her site. Beyond shameful!!!

    The fact that she is doing that should make headlines.

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    1. Anonymous9:18 AM

      It's disgusting and sickening: she is the true face of evil; the antichrist if you will.

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  37. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Sarah Palin's foreign policy experts. Just ask them anything about the Israel-Gaza conflict and they will fix it.

    http://i.dlisted.com/files/joanpokahplayers1.jpg

    https://homeshoppingista.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/joan_rivers-300x4502.jpg

    http://storage.torontosun.com/v1/blogs-prod-photos/b/8/c/a/b/b8cab51abb1866f4ee88d4a189868441.jpg?stmp=1328725313

    http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070606/robin_l.jpg

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ae1rkzxtPFA/hqdefault.jpg

    http://thespeechatimeforchoosing.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/piper-palin-montana-mounted-shooting.jpg

    http://www.ivstatic.com/files/et/imagecache/400x300/files/blog_articles/joan-rivers-sarah-palin.jpg

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  38. Anonymous8:50 AM

    OT
    My husband watches "The Deadliest Catch", the Alaskan crab fishing show. Anyway, when he was surfing the 'net last night he found a clip of Capt. Keith Coburn ? ( sorry, not quite sure of the name) and *gasp* he not only mentioned climate change and how it was affecting crabbing he also said he was voting for Begich! Sorry I didn't get the link, I was actually working up an estimate for a job bid at the time when my husband was talking to me. But I think, it was on one of the morning shows yesterday, maybe, Good Morning America"?

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    1. Anonymous9:28 AM

      Thanks. Interesting.

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    2. Anonymous9:29 AM

      The first episode of Deadliest Catch was filmed during the Cruz government shutdown .
      The crab fisherman were being held in port because of the shutdown , which was hurting them financially and they were all pissed.
      BTW- Palin's crossed eyes are so much more pronounced since 2008 .

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  39. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Louisiana Republican Flees Interview When Asked About Obama's Birthplace

    A Republican congressional candidate fled her interview with a major election-forecasting group after being asked why she believed global warming was a hoax and whether President Barack Obama was born in the United States, according to a new report in The Washington Post......

    https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/louisiana-republican-flees-interview-asked-115123316.html

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  40. Anonymous8:59 AM

    Why call it a "channel"? It is on tv? What is the diff between her website and c4p, except that she charges?

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    1. Anonymous9:17 AM

      SHE calls it a channel because she wants to sound important.
      She doesn't want it to sound like what everyone, including my teen-age-daughter, can create for free: a website with videos, blog, etc. HA!

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    2. It's a cheap gimmick to make it sound like she has her own network.

      Maybe she wants to be Oprah now.

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  41. Anonymous9:02 AM

    Joan Rivers and Howard Stern are her foreign policy advisors now??

    hahahahahahaha

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  42. Anonymous9:09 AM

    howard stern is one of her unlikely sources for wisdom on what's really going on

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  43. Anonymous9:09 AM

    It already says: "Sorry, the page you were looking for in this blog does not exist."
    Baracuda (forgot her name) has been doing Palin propaganda for many, many years. Remember Track Palin with Gov Parnell and the military public relations crap? She has an article on "IRS Taking Aim At Churches!". Imagine that!

    What happened to Chuck Heath Sr.'s IRS mess? Chuck Heath Jr. was helping him with it at one time. What happened to him now that he is unemployed?

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  44. Boscoe9:12 AM

    "two very unlikely sources" = your guarantee that they are crackpots with dubious credentials with outrageous conspiracy theories that probably implicate Obama in the Holocaust or something.

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  45. Anonymous9:25 AM

    The video, entitled 'The Truth About the War in Israel’, was released on Tuesday and references "unlikely sources of foreign policy wisdom" in the form of a shock-jock (Howard Stern) and a Hollywood fashion critic (Joan Rivers) who Palin lauds for "cutting through the nonsense and getting to the truth” at the centre of the Israel-Gaza conflict.

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  46. Anonymous9:26 AM

    Watching the Sarah Payme Internet Interactive Page ("What's in it for us?" Todd Palin)

    http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/watching-sarah-palin-channel?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=tumblr&mbid=social_tumblr

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  47. Anonymous9:48 AM

    Once AGAIN Palin is USING folks - Joan Rivers and Howard Stern. Does she have to have their permission before doing so? Just curious.

    Sarah Palin, who knows zero about the war in the middle east. It would be so much fun to see her interviewed by someone well known in the 'lame stream media' about the war, the years the middle east has been at war, why, history of it, etc. Wonder if she could even find the fighting zones on a map?

    Bet she would flunk!!!!

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  48. Anonymous10:05 AM

    I'm sure $carah feels proud that her little video is making the news. PFT!

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  49. Anonymous10:07 AM

    She's trying to act sexy, cute & little-girlish in that view, with the zipper down on her stupid ugly sweats and liver-skin chest.

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  50. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Hmm, the website is not down, sorry for misreporting. I double-checked on Firefox and it is working fine....sorry.

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  51. Anonymous10:23 AM

    SHe looks terrible in that view. She looks tired and hagard--like she hasn't slept in days. http://world.einnews.com/article/216230810/13QY8uB05rfjl_Ie

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  52. Anonymous10:26 AM

    She's reading her script about the bloodshed in Israel with a giggle and a smile, it's like she's explaining a less serious concept to children. My god, she's channeling Tammy Faye!

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  53. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Tapp installed dozens of cameras in Palin’s two homes, one in Alaska and another in Arizona, so that any time the mood strikes her, she can flip on a camera virtually anywhere in her house and broadcast. “She’s not on a set. She can just riff and you’re seeing your idol in their natural habitat,” Jon Klein, Tapp co-founder and CEO, tells TIME.

    http://time.com/3059465/sarah-palin-truman-show/

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    1. Anonymous11:06 AM

      That should satisfy the deluded for 5 minutes.

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    2. Anonymous11:17 AM

      It is more accurate to call this silly isolated thingy she is doing the "Sarah Palin Channeling".

      I am so glad she spared most Americans and earth dwellers from her lunacy. I think it is funny some fools will pay to be with their leader's dissent into Crapola Land. It's going to get dirty.

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    3. Anonymous11:22 AM

      Sounds like "Big Brother" to me. We could rename it "Wigged Mother" instead.

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    4. Anonymous12:09 PM

      LOL. It's only a matter of time until she forgets to turn a camera off, and broadcasts something she really doesn't want the world to see.

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    5. Anonymous12:14 PM

      "She can just riff and you’re seeing your idol in their natural habitat,"
      ------------------------------

      sarah and the pee regulars just had a synchronized orgasm.

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    6. Anonymous12:42 PM

      Willow has been left out of having her own show. She may decide to audition when the cats are away.

      Tripp has probably already figured out how to work the cameras. He might want to tell us how he rilly fills.

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    7. Anonymous3:13 PM

      Colbert said he thought Tapp was one of Palins kids!!!!

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    8. Anonymous3:15 PM

      12:09 Imagine if she is filming and Bristles arrives with her 4 kids!! Explain THAT $carah.

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  54. Anonymous10:52 AM

    OOOOBOOM SHAKA LAKA BOOM. Hot diggy doggies. Kids? We have Endless Laughing Moons Ahead of us. A 24/7 payme channel? Late nite has all the materials they need for at least? November? and then beyond as punishment to the RRRRRRRRRrrrrr's for 100 yrs. or happy days are here again dah dah da dah do oooooooooyeah.

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  55. Anonymous10:55 AM

    My guess? from the smell of the pus coming out of her payme mouth? Foxy news let her go, ANY media laughed her out of the building, all producer's run for the basement and so? Wallah....wasilly....payme launches her leech with lipstick show aka clown show and local wacko tea party 24/7.

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  56. Anonymous11:00 AM

    A leech will suck the blood from anything and anybody. Welcome to my websitesarahpaymenow.com oh no.....oh no yikes.....she is looking really insect like these days with all that botox and drugs......not sure? somebody screwed that face really up now. I mean ya can wear a wig but the face? oh my goodness....the party is over, no amount of money can buy natural beauty or correct botox wackos.

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  57. Boscoe11:07 AM

    Wow. So her sources of "wisdom" are two washed-up meaningless US pseudo-celebrities who both also happen to be Jewish. I guess there is no Palestinian point of view in $arah's "Truth".

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  58. Anonymous11:11 AM

    Megan McCain said it best, when she said she has had enough of that Palin creature to last a lifetime. Hey Johnny Boy, what say you?

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    1. Unless it's an apology, Johnny boy better shut up about the cancer he unleashed on America.

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  59. Anonymous11:16 AM

    Wow just wow. I just watched her tribute to her parents on their anniversary. So --- I don't even have words. What is this woman's end game at this point? Is it really just the attention she craves? Ok. I get it. But is she trying to sound reasonable, lucid, intelligent? Does she think she still might have a shot at high office one day? Because little itsy-bitsy-cutesy-sing-songie tributes that lacked any depth to her parents do not play for her as a stateswoman. It's like she doesn't know who she's trying to be. Sad. Weird. Pathetic. And, as has been so notably stated by multiple others - starting with Gryph - this won't last. There's no way she can keep up the pace of making these little videos. My guess: in a couple weeks, once school starts back up at Piper's at Teeland for 8th grade -- and is this the year Trig will start formal school? She'll have waned in interest, making these little videos won't be nearly as fun - esp when there are so few subscribers. One of the most interesting things to me about SP is how she flatly refuses to take advice from anyone.

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    1. Anonymous11:37 AM

      Great Comment!

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    2. Anonymous1:21 PM

      Indeed, a good point. Idiots that she and Bristol are, they see something appealing to their greedy little eyes and have no clue how much energy and work would be involved. (What, you mean people work to improve their dancing on DWTS? Or that maintaining a successful blog is bloody hard work?) Sure, they've had enough $$$ and celebrity to sail along for a while with their ghost written books and blogs. Words go up with their names attached, easy peasy. But videos? Truly in her own voice? From a woman who's political insight has only ever extended to maybe three mantras? Can recitations of Green Eggs and Ham be far off?

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    3. Anonymous3:19 PM

      That voice is not pleasant or soothing. Little kids would hate it, plus they are not fooled by people who try to pretend they are "nice"

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    4. Anonymous3:55 PM

      @3:19
      Her voice is the reason kids scream when they get near her or as in Trig's case, try to slap her.

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  60. Anonymous11:17 AM

    Bless Stephen Colbert. The post for today....probably every day...on thesarahpalinchannel.com links to his classic bit on her Paul Revere history lesson. It gets funnier every time I watch it.

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    1. Anonymous1:43 PM

      I know, that was great fun to watch again!

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  61. Anonymous11:23 AM

    http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-28-2014/TSBJhd.gif

    http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-28-2014/z0IVDn.gif

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    1. Anonymous3:53 PM

      LOL. I loved it when Colbert copied her HMMM. She is such a smug bitch!

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  62. Anonymous11:37 AM

    I am looking forward to her Hannity video on how to fix the border.

    Sarah and Bristol are an endless source of great ideas.

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/07/30/anti-immigrant-militia-groups-carrying-rifles-and-wearing-masks-terrorize-u-s-mexico-border-photos/

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  63. Anonymous11:45 AM

    Boy, am I going to have fun today spreading the word via internet to visit the FREE backdoor site !!

    http://thesarahpalinchannel.com/

    Sarah not only raises funds for the dems but is advertising for Colbert as well. Hahaha thanks Sarah!

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    1. Anonymous1:14 PM

      While looking for palin related twitter accounts to tweet this to, it's awesome how many dead accounts there are that have given up on her and haven't tweeted in months or even years now.

      Even the twitter account about just photos of Sarah Palin quit posting but we know why that is.

      On to play at Facebook now heh heh.

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  64. Anonymous11:52 AM

    lol, she sounds under the influence as usual...

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  65. Anonymous12:12 PM

    Hey Judge! Bristol is a millionaire!

    http://richestnews.com/bristol-palin-net-worth/?utm_source=twitter_tweet&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=feed

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    1. Too bad she and Levi weren't married and then divorced or she would be paying him alimony.

      As it stands, no way should she be gouging him for child support.

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    2. Anonymous6:50 AM

      mia we don't know that they weren't married and then diviorced, at least in the "eyes of god" lol!!

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  66. Anonymous12:16 PM

    Ha ha ha Sarah, you've created so much fun for everyone on the internet. Courtesy of Funny or Die - Here are just some of the exciting features waiting for you over at SarahPalinChannel.com!

    http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/03b7137707/all-the-features-of-the-new-sarah-palin-channel-website

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:41 PM

      Ouch, if Sarah wore them, they'd leave hershey tracks in her panties,

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  67. Anonymous12:25 PM

    The Sarah Palin Channel is full of bugs, but maybe that's the whole point

    http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/jul/30/sarah-palin-channel-problems

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    1. Anonymous4:36 PM

      Yep, you have to sign up and spend money. Do you think you will only be charged for the one time or is it 'bugged' to keep on charging?

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    2. Anita Winecooler7:40 PM

      Give Sarah a website, and she'll find a way to double dip her true believers. The proud, the few, the ones who squat in her presence and notice the look of recognition where there is none.

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  68. Wow. She really IS out of her mind. She will never realize the entire world is making FUN of her. Not with her. What a fucking basket-case.

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  69. Anonymous12:57 PM

    When on TV spots ,and out showing up for this and that,
    she could not control people using her aging image
    to show the public her frightening looking self. She now
    has control of photos , how she is filmed plus constantly
    using younger pictures of herself. She can now hide ,
    while wasting away. Without proper lighting and all of the
    cosmetic tricks ,"It ain't pretty!"

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    1. Anonymous1:58 PM

      Remember when Sarah Palin was photographed without her makeup on in Hawaii after losing the election for McCain and then she sprinted back to Alaska because Willow was caught breaking and entering? Well Sarah Palin is one ugly bitch without her war paint on and her legs are not attractive.

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    2. Anonymous2:26 PM

      Anon 1:58 I remember that picture of Sarah Palin and boy she was in bad shape. No wonder Todd went after Shailey Tripp.

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  70. Anonymous1:21 PM

    Does this mean that Fox has some rights on her new website?

    Sarah Palin, Fox News agreed to carve-out for new venture

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/erik-wemple/wp/2014/07/29/sarah-palin-fox-news-agreed-to-carve-out-for-new-venture/

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  71. Anonymous2:10 PM

    Gryphen, Your ignoring Palin's dribble might drive her over the edge. I like it!

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  72. Anonymous3:11 PM

    The crew at Fox responsible for the feed from Alaska called her and Toad "The Bitch and the Eskimo"

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  73. Anonymous4:33 PM

    Did you see this: Ask for hand-out in Wasilla, get slapped with a fine
    http://www.adn.com/article/20140624/ask-hand-out-wasilla-get-slapped-fine

    Don't the poor in Wasilla know how to grift?

    lol

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  74. Anita Winecooler7:37 PM

    Well, I think Sarah's been outfoxed by Stephen BIG TIME. The few, the proud, the droolers who want to sign up will get all kinds of confused and befuddled.
    What I found the funniest was that it "supposedly" works on "Smart phones"- sorry, Sarah, not THIS woman's smart phone, This woman's twenty dollars a month goes to worthy causes, like funding the democrats, SPLC, SPCA etc. If you want to get democrats on your side (insert loud chortle followed by a snort) you would give it away free on Obama Phones.

    You do know what giving it away free is about! You and your vibrant family have done it for years.

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  75. Anonymous3:55 PM

    LOL....$CARAH must be fuming...LOL>>>HAHAHAHAHAHA
    Thanks Stephen Colbert!

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