Lewis Black reads an epic rant from an eighteen year old, now ex, Mormon. (NSFW, and if you re Mormon, possibly NSFYR.)

Man did I love that!

Lewis Black is a national treasure, and his comedy bits on religion are all kinds of awesome.

(By the way for those struggling, NSFYR = Not Safe For Your Religion.)

Stephen Colbert weighs in on The Sarah Palin Channel. And I weigh in on a recent Sarah Palin Channel update.

Click the funny to play video.

This whole segment was very funny and I laughed when Colbert said. "That's right, it's a safe space where like minded folks can hear things they already agree with from someone whose opinion they already know."

So Colbert owns "thesarahpalinchannel.com." Oh damn could he have fun with that!

I know I would.

Well now for the difficult part of my job. I have to report on some video that Palin announced on her Facebook page:

I posted a new video to the top of my channel called "The Truth About the War in Israel." I look to two very unlikely sources for wisdom on what's really going on there. Please check it out and let me know what you think.

But wait the Facebook page then directs me to her website which is asking for money that I refuse to pay. So since that is the case I have NO obligation to report on this video because it is ONLY for those people who are willing to shell out their hard earned money to hear the stupid things that she says.

Oh my God, I have never felt so liberated!

Not only that but I looked around the internet and nobody else is reporting on it either, not even Breitbart, since it is not presented in a media outlet that anybody considers legitimate.

Let's face it the FACT that Sarah Palin had this new "channel" was newsworthy. However the ignorant rants that tumble from her herpes encrusted lips, are not.

By the way here is a picture of the Obama Administration first learning of Sarah Palin's new media outlet.

Palin takes to Facebook to throw her tiny gauntlet down at the feet of the President of the United States. Chances of him noticing, 0.0001%.

In Palin's delusional state she  has decided that she has "reality showed," and Fox News interviewed, and Facebooked her way into a level of importance that should put her on an even standing with the President of the United States. Therefore she is now directly speaking at him, as one does an imaginary playmate, from her Facebook page. (Because you know President's spend all day surfing Facebook.)

I have decided not to post the entire rant as it is ALWAYS a bad idea to give too much attention to the mentally ill, however I will provide a few portions which should be enough to give some insight into her pathology.

From the ghostwritten (Thanks RAM) Facebook pages of the Lunatic of Lake Lucille:

The far Left continues to believe American voters are not smart enough to grasp the diversionary tactics it employs to distract us from the issues our President just doesn’t want to talk about – issues that affect us all every day and must be addressed. 

Exhibit A in these diversionary tactics is an absurd new attack ad President Obama has released taking my comments out of context. I’m not running for any office, but I’m more than happy to accept the dubious honor of being Barack Obama’s “enemy of the week” if that includes the opportunity to debate him on the issues Americans are actually concerned about. (Remember when I said you don’t need a title to make a difference?) 

This is in response to the following ad put out by BarackObama.com.

Clearly Palin believes that "taking comments out of context" means repeating them verbatim, exactly as they were spoken.

She also seems to be under the assumption that being used as an illustration of the insanity coming from the Right Wing is the same as being acknowledged a peer and invited to engage in a debate with the President. Even though in reality you are just a contributor to a pseudo news entertainment channel, the subject of a movie whose central message is the dangers of not vetting VP candidates, and a failed reality star who is such a poisonous personality that even the majority of her past supporters have fled en masse.


Yet that reality does not pierce the cloud of her delusion as illustrated by the following statement.


I’m willing and free to discuss these issues with the President anywhere, anytime.

Well of course she is "willing and free," what ELSE does she have to do?  Unfortunately for her ego the President actually has a country to run and REAL opponents to prepare to debate. So his response to her tantrum was the following:

"................................."

That's right, there wasn't one. Or perhaps you forgot what the President told Barbara Walters back in 2010: 

"I don't think about Sarah Palin."


Still stings doesn't it crazy lady?

Finally there is this moment of  wishful thinking from Palin/RAM which stems from the belief that there HAS to be something about this President's past that makes him unqualified for the job. After all he's black!


I welcome the media to join ordinary Americans in finally vetting Barack Obama. The media failed to do so in 2008 to the detriment of us all. Maybe this time around they can do their job.

This last part is a projection of Palin's inability to understand that both SHE and the President were vetted by the press (Though arguably the McCain campaign did everything they could to prevent them from vetting HER) and in the end what they discovered helped Obama become President of the United States and helped Palin become an angry middle aged woman posting angry diatribes on Facebook.

But just imagine if the press HAD adequately vetted Palin, the way they did Barack Obama.

I'm just saying.