Monday, August 25, 2014

Bob Cesca dissects the Sarah Palin ALS ice bucket challenge. Actually makes it a little funnier.

Cesca's a little late as most of us have already stopped chuckling over this most recent Palin fail, but he does a pretty good job of mining the episode for some hitherto unnoticed gems.

Here are some observations from his Daily Banter piece:

Like all of her Sarah Palin Channel videos, she’s obviously in her house somewhere, but the “set” looks like she’s either running a booth at an Etsy trade convention, or she’s selling tchotchkes at a rummage sale. In the frame we see Palin surrounded by the following items: a conch shell; a bottle of soda; an empty glass; handwritten notes; a check book; a small silver deer-head ice bucket; a random red cup with what appears to be the Philadelphia Phillies “P” logo; a bucket of pine cones; a framed ceremonial flag; an American flag hanging from the wall; a potted plant; a repro antique lamp; and a make-up mirror. Why are these things here? Who the fuck knows. It reminds me of Steve Martin’s random “all I need is this thermos” scene at the end of The Jerk: “All I need is this conch shell. And this box of pine cones. And this deer bucket. And this…” 

(I LOVED that scene in "The Jerk.")  

Watching Sarah Palin adding two ice cubes to a glass, then half-filling it (she never finishes anything all the way) with Diet Dr. Pepper, then replacing the cap on the bottle is like a Sisyphean endeavor that goes on for what seems like nine hours. But she really puts in a noteworthy effort with the ice tongs in spite of the fact that she’s probably thinking about a donkey napping under a tree*. 

As Brian Cox advised in the Charlie Kaufman film Adaptation, “Wow them in the end.” No matter what happens throughout a film, if it ends spectacularly, you’ll win over your audience. So, just as Palin tips her glass of soda and offers up a “cheers,” someone appears from off-camera and dumps ice water on her head. It appears to happen completely by surprise because her reaction is one of genuine shock. Palin’s glasses fly off and she leaps from her chair screaming bloody murder and chattering in utter horror followed by another off-camera scream. Now that’s comedy, and it’s just about her depth, too. If she wants to win over Americans again, she needs to stick at the Jackass level — straight-up stunt gags. I’d totally watch that show. Palin and Bam Margera waking up Bam’s parents with fireworks. Palin and Johnny Knoxville getting Tazered. Palin and Wee-Man rolling down a hill inside giant truck tires while barfing. Finally, her “zone.” 

Probably the best part of Cesca's piece is the slow motion replay of Palin getting iced, iced baby that he adds at the end of his post.

Oh yeah, I could watch THAT all day.

P.S. BY the way there's more good stuff over at the Daily Banter that I left out.

122 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:10 AM

    Omg that was hafuckinglarious!!!! Loved it!!!

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    1. Anonymous11:15 PM

      A much cuter & more real one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOLVdh-Hkno&feature=player_embedded

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  2. Anonymous9:22 AM

    Ice buckets have lids ..that bucket is for wine. I use the same tongs to flip my fried chicken ... they are not ice tongs.

    Sarah came close to flashing her little titty when she jumped up.

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    1. Anonymous10:18 AM

      LOL. LOL. You're right.

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    2. Anonymous1:20 PM

      It is for wine. The tongs are not ice tongs. For bacon, in the kitchen or repotting cacti.

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    3. Anonymous2:54 PM

      The only 'flash' would have been the Belmonts. You have to dig much deeper for actual skin anything.

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    4. Anita Winecooler5:53 PM

      That's not an official "Philly's" cup. It's Todd's pee pot saver, she paints highlights in her iconic perfume scented coif.

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  3. Anonymous9:24 AM

    Her reaction was not that a pioneer woman who is used to very cold temps. I get shrieking from surprise, but why the 2nd shriek. Not such a mama grizzly after all, not that anyone here ever believed that myth.

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    1. Anonymous10:40 AM

      I think the second shriek was directed at the person who doused her. But I don't believe that first dump of water was ice water, or that it was not anticipated. It may be that it was supposed to be warm water and they switched it out, so she genuinely screamed in shock, and then she was PISSED when she realized she got punked and that was the second scream.

      For me THIS is what a REAL ice challenge is all about:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOa7ZjxRuKM

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  4. Anonymous9:29 AM

    stain, don't ever attempt to do humor you suck at it. What's with all the mouth movements? And what's up with the tongs? Tryin' to class it up? Afraid your petal soft hands will melt?
    She is as classless as they come.

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    1. Anonymous11:09 AM

      Those weren't ice tongs. They were kitchen tongs, the kind you use to turn the bacon while it's frying. She had a hard time catching the second ice cube.

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    2. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Those were the forceps Dr. CBJ used to deliver Tri-G from somebodies loins. Sarah got them as part of the birth package.

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    3. I think Sarah is adorable and funny. You tolerate liberals are so mean.

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  5. Anonymous9:32 AM

    Read the whole Daily Banter article. The last paragraph is comedy gold...Just imagine SP on the set of Jackass with Bam, Party Boy, Johnny Knoxville and Wee Man.

    Sheesh

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  6. Anonymous9:48 AM

    There was no ice in that bucket of water! The only ice was in her ice bucket, and in her demeanor.

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  7. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Holy crap!! I haven't watched on of her videos in so long - that was hilarious! She has absolutely no self-awareness, unbelievable!

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    1. Anonymous11:08 AM

      If you watch the entire video, from time to time, Sarah's left hand keeps disappearing under the table to pull her blouse down. She does it enough times to make you say, tuck the damned blouse in your pants so you don't have to keep doing that.

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    2. Anonymous12:19 PM

      She does it enough times to make you say, tuck the damned blouse in your pants so you don't have to keep doing that.

      Or… stop recording, change your clothes and start over. Is she all that busy she can't do a second take?

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  8. Anonymous9:59 AM

    Man, that sound is scary! Slow motion of Sarah screaming sounds like a demon.

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    1. Anonymous10:23 AM

      It is a demon

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    2. Anonymous10:49 AM

      It sounds like the demon from the exorcist!!!! All we need is for
      Stain's head to spin around backwards and her levitate up in the air!!!
      That is the best horror film ending EVAH! Oh it wasn't a horror flick? Arctic Cat ad, Bwhaahaaa 666
      Sarah! Punked again!

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    3. Anonymous11:02 AM

      Play it backwards- it says "Help me! I'm meltiiing!!"

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    4. Anonymous11:43 AM

      Last time I heard that sound I was standing near a cow that was having a hard time giving birth to a large bull calf.

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    5. Anita Winecooler5:57 PM

      Damn, I feel badly for woodland creatures within thirty miles of both sides of lake lucille.

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  9. Beldar J Conehead10:00 AM

    STOP GLOATING, GRYPHEN, and chuckling, also too!

    This a typical libtard lamestream media gotcha hatchet job! You took a PRIVATE video of a vibrantly-living, wombat veteran hockey mom who YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW and turned it into an object of humiliation, ridicule and then a little more humiliation. I feel sorry for you. smh

    (Here's some anti-IM-commenter gibberish) GROW UP, LOSERS! I hate you hateful liars and all of your lying hate and you make up lies and spend your sad lives making up more lies and then reading those lies and you don't even know her because she is the sweetest, most generous, most beloved, most beautiful, smartest, wisest, funnest, bestest and her family and she's a mom and so many friends and people who just come to the door and they eat moose chili and s'mores and then some more s'smores and sing campfire songs and then napping in the pickup truck and... (Nevermind, I forgot who I was talking about, sorry..)

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    DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! Gryphen, I screwed it up again!!! Damn this autocorral!!! I meant to type 'combat veteran" and it came out "WOMBAT VETERAN"!!! I didnt notice it until after I hit PUBLISH and now, of course, it's too late to edit!

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    1. Anonymous10:30 AM

      I like Wombat Veteran much better. Serendipity

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    2. Anonymous11:16 AM

      I'm sure in combat everyone turns into a wombat

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    3. Our Lad11:39 AM

      I like the part about the campfire songs.

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    4. Anonymous12:20 PM

      You forgot the slander part.

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    5. You forgot "and also too".

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    6. Anonymous2:03 PM

      I am a Wombat Veteran and proud of it.

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  10. Anonymous10:08 AM

    This is the first time I've watched this and I don't get it. The whole thing is so bizarre, it's like watching an alien. She seems almost half-lit and I don't understand why anyone would think she didn't know the bucket was coming.

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    1. Anonymous11:06 AM

      Sarah claimed that Piper had already had the water thrown on her, kind of like Sarah's stand in, taking one for her. Yes, everything that Sarah does seems fake. The one thing you can say is that she does not rehearse. Why did she have those three notes on her table? Could she remember ALS, check, Hillary, John McCain, Dr.Pepper? Ooops

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    2. Anonymous1:24 PM

      She was copying Tina Fey

      http://popwatch.ew.com/2014/08/23/tina-fey-kermit-ice-bucket/

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    3. Anonymous2:40 PM

      1:24 Thanks for the link. Both Tina Fey and Kermit's were lots of fun to watch. And sincere.

      Unlike someone we know.

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  11. Anonymous10:15 AM

    That's all you are and always have been and always will be, Sarah!
    A joke!

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  12. Anonymous10:15 AM

    Sarah had to run off camera or the bots would have seen her w/o glasses and messed up makeup.

    Sarah totally freaked. It's clear she's not accustomed to cold streams and riverbeds and never camps.

    A real mama grizzly dives into ice cold streams for fun.

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    1. Anonymous11:04 AM

      So much for that tough, Alaska outdoors image, Sarah. Chicken!

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    2. "A real mama grizzly dives into ice cold streams for fun."
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      Yes, and she should have come up with a salmon in her maw.

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  13. PalinsHoax10:26 AM

    If that water that was dumped on Ol $marmy was cold or had ice in it, I'll eat my faux pregnancy belly!

    What a pathetic wimp she is.

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  14. Anonymous10:38 AM

    Hey fans, remember, Sarah is a fearless frontier momma griz. Pay no attention to the outraged shrieks as cold (bbbbrrrrrr) water hits her smug mug. In truth she never flinched. The liberals messed with the original video.
    Donate to SarahPac.

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  15. Anonymous10:39 AM

    She's doing her Mitch McConnell mouth impersonation in that frame of the picture, or her granny-mouth.

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  16. Anonymous10:39 AM

    Is she related to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitch_McConnell? same mouth...lol

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  17. Anonymous10:43 AM

    Wonder how long it took for the belmonts to dry out? Bwhahaaa!
    I think she didn't expect that, and that's the reason for the scream, and that her wig may fly off!

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  18. Anonymous10:44 AM

    She was wearing her tightest blouse, with a safety pin holding it together, to get the attention of the little old-white dirty-old-conservative men.

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    1. Anonymous3:33 PM

      You can see the safety pin holding back the wild horses at the Belmont.

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  19. Anonymous10:47 AM

    why does she keep tugging her shirt down?

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    1. Anonymous11:34 AM

      Because every time Sarah heaved her mighty boobs, her blouse crawled up. It was made of very shiny material, which might look good on camera, matching the table cloth, but it was not good for moving around.

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    2. Because she is too stupid to realize that a blouse that fits her flatchested personality will be too tight on the lookatmybigboobs personality. That blouse wants to just crawl up around her neck.

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  20. Anonymous10:48 AM

    look at that determination on her fat little face, I'm going to get that ice cube even if it takes me 5 min

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    1. Anonymous11:15 AM

      no wonder she needs such a tacky background, it gives us something to look at while she chases the ice cube around the bucket,

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    2. Anonymous11:17 AM

      It would be easier if she hadn't put the bucket on her left side, and then kept her left hand firmly gripped to the glass, on her right.
      I've noticed recently that she arranges herself so the camera focuses on the left side of her face, which is the only explanation for her contortions.
      And, as stated above, that's not an ice bucket; it's to cool a bottle of wine. She's using kitchen tongs, great for frying bacon. Ice tongs are designed to capture slippery ice cubes.
      It reminds me of when she tried to carve an upside-down turkey with a cheese knife. I think the microwave is the closest Sarah gets to cooking or entertaining. Being so prim and proper.

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    3. Anonymous11:33 AM

      @11:17 Sarah wouldn't know the difference between a small tacky bucket to cool a bottle of wine and something to put ice in. She didn't have ice tongs so she used bacon tongs. There were probably all of three or four cubes in there anyway, which is why it took her so long to catch one.

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    4. Anonymous11:54 AM

      11:17 you hit on something!!
      She has that weird lump on the RIGHT side of her face. REstalyne gone astray no doubt..like Priscillia Presley..or else it was a DOI by Bristle with Home Depot or Lowes silicon;
      That is why she favors the left!!
      Good job!!

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    5. Anonymous1:53 PM

      DYI not DOI - damn fingers!

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    6. Anonymous1:53 PM

      DIY

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  21. Anonymous10:51 AM

    she has as much skill picking up ice with tongs as she did slicing up caribou hotdogs and trying to put cheese in them

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    1. Anonymous11:31 AM

      she has as much skill picking up ice with tongs as she did carving that turkey by trying to attack its spine with a cheese knife.

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    2. Anonymous1:27 PM

      She's only as good as her tool.

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  22. Anonymous10:51 AM

    I think she's howling like a banshee because the water knocked off her Acme-brand(tm) Smart Girl spectacles and then she stepped on them.

    also too.

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    1. Anonymous11:13 AM

      Now you know why I only call her Screech

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    2. Anonymous12:48 PM

      That's how she screamed at Nicolle Wallace when she threw her phone during the campaign. "You've ruined me in Alasssska!"

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  23. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Blatant rip off of Patrick Stewart...she's so 'original'

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  24. Anonymous10:58 AM

    wow, in this video of piper, you can hear how Trig "communicates" in the background, just yells and screams

    https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?v=10152673128828588&set=vb.24718773587&type=2&theater

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    1. Anonymous11:14 AM

      nice involved mother, she is just looking out a window watching her kids outside, not getting involved at all

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    2. Anonymous11:30 AM

      I thought that was Piper making those grunting noises. Is that how Trig sounds? No wonder they need to get him a speech therapist, better late than never.

      When Sarah asked her visitors if they took a peek at Trig sleeping in the truck (horrors!), did she say that he had just come home from school? I thought that the reason Palin needed to get him a speech therapist is that he could not be enrolled in school unless he could express himself by speaking and feed himself. (I'm guessing that being toilet trained is included, too).

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    3. Anonymous11:41 AM

      Did you hear Track say "Sarah hates you"? Was he talking to Piper?

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    4. Anonymous11:47 AM

      anona at 11:30 am
      Speech therapy will not do a darned thing at this point. Trig was neglected and now will never learn how to speak, ever.
      That is why Zero to 3 therapy is so important. Rarely, can a child learn how to speak if they haven't done so by the age of 3. After age 3 their accelerated learning ability that all children have( just think about how much tots learn in a safe caring environment in their first 3 yrs of life).
      Trig will never learn how to speak, ever and Sarah and Todd should be in prison for that neglect.

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    5. Anonymous11:56 AM

      Yes that was Tri-G blabbering like a 6 month old. Poor little guy.
      There was no ice in Pipper's bucket either.

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    6. Anonymous1:28 PM

      I couldn't see any ice.

      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152673128828588&set=vb.24718773587&type=2&theater

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    7. Anonymous1:36 PM

      They doom Trig to a life of hell. He is going to get bigger and louder and be more annoying to Sarah and others. Poor boy. His neglect is the saddest part of all her fraud.

      They curse him in order to hold him back and no one can do anything about what has happened or happening?

      She got away with the this fraud from day one. Now we see this stage (same old fraud, just years later) and it is only more harmful and worse.

      All the Palins are cowards. Why didn't the hear the part about ICE?

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    8. Anonymous1:52 PM

      And Willing just yells at him meanly "It's only water"...like he knows what the hell that means.

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    9. Anonymous3:48 PM

      1:52 PM

      How much can he hear? He probably picks up on a lot of confusing vibes. How much does he see? His perspective is not the same as the others.

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    10. Anonymous5:36 PM

      They can't even do s simple ice bucket challenge tht has been ALL over the internet for weeks now!! Piper is supposed to make a little speech about who nominated her and who she nominates.
      White trash alert!

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  25. Anonymous10:59 AM

    Funny! Thanks for the laugh.

    Please read the entire article, available through the link provided in the post. One part that Gryphen did not post was " For someone who has such a difficult time with speaking and general coherence, she really needs to stop using “he who” at the beginning of her sentences." Sarah speaks in a redundant way, adding unnecessary words to fill the air. It does not make her sound smarter. It's what was always described as word salad. My favorite Palinism is when she addresses a group, saying, "I am so happy that I get to be here." Most speakers start out by just say, "I am so happy to be here." That extra, "that I get to be here" makes it sound as if they let her out of some kind of confinement in order to allow her to appear that afternoon or evening.

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    1. Anonymous11:57 AM

      "I am so happy to be here." That extra, "that I get to be here" makes it sound as if they let her out of some kind of confinement in order to allow her to appear that afternoon or evening.


      Umm BINGO.
      I think she has been institutionalized for her mental illnss at points of her life. Thus, this is the "tell" she is so famous for.

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    2. Anonymous12:23 PM

      Maybe they did

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    3. Anonymous3:50 PM

      "I am so happy that I get to be here."

      That might be the most honest part. Do tell.

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  26. Anonymous11:00 AM

    someone rescue this poor cross eyed Trig pronto:

    https://www.facebook.com/#!/sarahpalin/photos/pb.24718773587.-2207520000.1408992941./10152666809113588/?type=1&theater

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    1. Anonymous11:12 AM

      that poor kid only has a good view of his nose, no wonder he can't find a cheerio, has screech not heard of eye surgery?

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  27. Anonymous11:04 AM

    I'm still laughing at the last post about Sarah, where Trig might have meant to use his open hand to haul off and....no, that's not nice. Towards the end of all of the comments, we learned that the two Jewish boys from New Jersey didn't have those warm, glowing, fuzzy memories of their Chillin' with Sarah Palin. They posted a second video were one of them recited prayers, ending by chugging a big plastic cup of beer. He and his friend seemed as if they had already chugged too much beer as they giggled and laughed. His friend asked who the chugger nominated. He nominated Sarah Palin to drink a whole chug of beer, and Todd Palin too, and then Todd could go fishing for some herring for Sarah.

    The laughs at Sarah's expense were rude and crude. I'm wondering what else they said when the iphone video wasn't on. Were they fans or goof balls out for a joke?

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    1. Anonymous11:58 AM

      goof balls out for a joke.
      Probably smart goof balls as well. I know no uneducated Jewish people. And I know alot of Jewish people.

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  28. Anonymous11:07 AM

    Staged, every last bit of it. What, is she trying to be Tina Fey now? You're no comedian, $arah, and I highly doubt you sent a check. Heck, you can't even look after your DS child properly, why would I think you'd give a damn about ALS?

    Watching with the sound down, you can really see the tics. She really does think she's something special. ::shudders::

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    1. Anonymous3:52 PM

      Piper was trying to be Tina Fey's daughter, Alice.

      'Prim and proper' Sarah was trying to be Patrick Stewart.

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  29. Anonymous11:15 AM

    Sarah's video was a parody of Patrick Stewart's really classy video. This is the same woman who objected to Saturday Night Live doing skits that featured her, claiming that the parodies made her look like an idiot. No, the skits are like a mirror. They can only reflect what's there, maybe exaggerated like a circus mirror, but the skits reflected what was comical about Sarah.

    Since she disliked being the subject of political satire, it was rude to do a cheap version of the Stewart video. It copied Stewart (who had a real ice bucket, real ice tongs and something worth pouring into his glass). It was insulting to him. It was not a clever parody. And, it was an insult to the Ice Bucket challenge raising all of that money for ALS. Sarah wasn't doing clever satire. She was mocking Stewart and the Challenge, the way that the mean girl in high school mocked those who were classier and smarter than her.

    It's getting tiresome to ask Sarah to prove anything, but when she gets around to showing us Trig's birth certificate, I'd like to see the cancelled check to the ALS charity.

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    1. Anonymous1:42 PM

      She is not smart enough to do parodies. She is just copying something that she heard was clever and well done. This is not someone who comes by anything honestly. She is just an "any means to a desired end" kind of person. The 'end' is always money and attention - and in that order.

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    2. Anonymous1:44 PM

      Sarah's video was a parody of Patrick Stewart's

      Piper's video was a parody of Tina Fey's daughter Alice's
      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=686714271382829

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    3. Anonymous3:54 PM

      True. Not smart enough to do parody. They are just copy cats or plagiarizing. Pipe is too young to be taught to steal. CPS please step in and save that child also too.

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    4. Anita Winecooler6:21 PM

      She thinks "parodies" is where you go after you die. Once again, she's wrong and stupid.

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  30. Anonymous11:15 AM

    I really wish her wig had fallen off.

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    1. Anonymous4:06 PM

      What is her wig made of? It doesn't look like hair. It could be a thick layer of dirt on human hair?

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  31. Anonymous11:47 AM

    But she really puts in a noteworthy effort with the ice tongs in spite of the fact that she’s probably thinking about a donkey napping under a tree.

    I am crying.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:19 PM

      best part! Ha Ha Ha! The check with the loopy letters cracked me up as well.

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    2. Anonymous9:35 PM

      Ha Ha, what a look on her face, you would think she was doing brain surgery, not trying to get an ice cube out of a wine bucket!!!

      Loved the comment about losing her wig loo!!!

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  32. Anonymous11:51 AM

    I thought that the comment was a joke, about the grunting noises that Trig made while Piper was getting splashed with water (no ice). https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152673128828588&set=vb.24718773587&type=2&theater

    It's Trig. As Piper runs away, you can just catch a glimpse of Trig. He was the one yelling. Both Willow and Track seemed to have understood what he was complaining about because they said it very slowly and carefully, "It's only water." I thought they were saying it to Piper. They said it slowly and loudly for Trig. Then they added, "Sarah hates you." I don't know who that remark was intended for.

    As long as we were treated to a long, movie review of the Sarah Palin Ice Bucket Challenge, here is the short take on dousing Piper with some water. It wasn't a challenge of any kind. Sarah seems to think that it's about getting wet. No. There is a standard format that everyone does, and they try to be both clever and brave about it. Clever is when they face they camera, accept the challenge and name the people who they want to challenge. Then someone comes up and dumps a bucket full of ice cubes and water on the person-- who stands bravely in front of the camera, shivering and grimacing, but taking it like a good sport. All that Track and Willow did was to throw water of Piper, no challenge, nothing about being a stand-in for her coward of a mother, nothing. Just a prank. And the saddest part of the whole thing was to listen to Trig protesting because he thought something bad was going to happen to Piper.

    We should start a challenge aimed at Sarah Palin to get that kid the best therapy that her money can buy. She has more than 6 years of neglect to make up for. If Trig had worn hearing aids and worked with a therapist, he would recognize sounds and be able to repeat them. If he wore his glasses, he could see a Cheerio, pick it up, look at it and decide if he wanted to eat it. Sarah has deprived Trig of hearing, sight and Cheerios-- not the breakfast cereal, being able to feed himself. She really does want to have total control over everyone. I challenge Sarah to get Trig DS therapy now or donate one million dollars to National DS Organization. (Instead of a bucket of water, Sarah will have to post weekly videos of Trig's therapy on her Facebook, for free. That's the least that she could do to thank God for that precious gift).

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    1. Anonymous12:26 PM

      I think that she doesn't give a s*** about him or his therapy. She only uses him and that is always what she has done.

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    2. Anonymous1:53 PM

      "Sarah hates you."

      Who knows what they meant. It is obvious neglecting Trig is not love. Sarah shows the opposite of love, she hates Trig. They may have said that to Trig because he knows how she hates his noises. "Sarah hates you" can be code for STFU. Since they can't discipline they use an authoritarian figure that isn't around.

      Bristol used "God" to manipulate Tripp to behave. That kind of parenting is possibly tradition with the Heaths and the Palins.

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    3. Anonymous2:57 PM

      I went back for a second look and sure enough right at :08 some guy clearly says, "Sarah hates you," and another voice (same?) says, "Motherf*cker."

      Class act. Wonder if her Christian fans will hear that and what they think.

      Remember, Sarah DEMANDS that all her kids call her Sarah, not mom.

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    4. Anita Winecooler6:17 PM

      She's rilly having a blast with this ALS challege, wonder if she has blue porch lights to support Heather's child with Autism? Or a ribbon bragging that Trig has more chromosomes than other kids and never ate a cheerio?

      IS there a ribbon for Down Syndrome? And if not, why isn't she chomping at the bit over the unfairness of it all????

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    5. Anonymous4:12 AM

      2:57-

      This should be the headline! !!

      Sarah hates you.

      Oh my God. ..

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  33. All that shit around her are for props. she wants people to believe it's her normal setting -- a bunch of hillbilly hick trash. But at the end we see she has all that shit around her because she doesn't care if it gets wet.

    How does one run up to her without her knowing and throws water on her? It's fake as her political career.

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    1. Anita Winecooler6:12 PM

      Stagecraft, scripted to the max. She who sits with her legs crossed told her ghostwriter to do the choreography.

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  34. Anonymous11:56 AM

    Message to Sarah: Don't put the Belmonts in the dryer, they'll shrink! LOL! What a copycatting idiot. She's never original.

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  35. Anonymous11:58 AM

    Speaking of nut job, homophobic, bigoted people who claim to be 'christian', here's a doozy.

    ...In a video posted to his PreachingPolitics.com website last month that was flagged by the Good As You blog on Monday, Pastor Michael V. Williams asserts that Christians have been “increasingly tolerant” of gay people over the last 50 years.

    “Whereas homosexuality used to be a felony in every state — referred to as sodomy — it has now been decriminalized, and homosexuality is allowed to be openly expressed in public,” he notes. “While Christians are becoming increasingly tolerant of homosexuals, homosexuals are becoming increasingly intolerant of us.”

    “It’s time for Christians to resume obeying God and his word, and to re-criminalize homosexuality, outlaw it again,” the pastor continues. “The only way to do this and keep it beyond the reach of activist judges and unaccountable bureaucrats is to create a constitutional amendment.”

    Williams’ proposed amendment to the U.S. Constitution declares that the “United States of America is a Christian nation with Judeo-Christian ethics, morals, principles and values.”

    And it decrees that the “practice of homosexuality in the United States of America and in all its territories and possessions, and in all its States, Counties and Cities shall be a felony punishable by ten years in prison at hard labor.”

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/25/pastor-calls-to-imprison-gays-for-ten-years-hard-labor-with-new-constitutional-amendment/

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  36. Anonymous12:15 PM

    WTF...she looks like the female version of Mitch McConnell in that photo.

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  37. Randall12:18 PM

    The funniest part is where she challenges Hillary Clinton - as though sarah palin is on ANY kind of par with Hillary Clinton.
    ...bitch, please.

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  38. Anonymous12:35 PM

    if you look at the background, those are the same type of office dividers she had in the house when the two young jewish guys "visit"
    my guess is they "built" a set out in the garage to dump the water on the floor.... the table behind her is a folding 4x8, and they just grabbed random crap from the house to "fill" the scene...like everything palin does...fake

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    1. Anonymous1:35 PM

      I thought the red tablecloth looked plastic. This copying people from their clothes, to their mannerisms, to their creative work is so very strange. This is not normal behavior. Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery but when Palin does it it just seems like pathology.

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      1:36 PM

      It is pathological.

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  39. Anonymous12:35 PM

    Bha! You are obviously afraid of her Guatemalaness.

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  40. Could that flag in the triangle frame be an Alaskan flag, possibly presented to her when she left office?

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  41. Anonymous1:51 PM

    What's the framed white star all about?

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  42. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Hey old grannie, its the year 2014!

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  43. It's been more than 24 hours. Anyone heard from Hil? Or Sen. J. McDoofuss?

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    1. Anonymous3:55 PM

      omomma: They called the president regarding what to do about simple sarah's challenge. He advised them to ignore her and simply pretend she doesn't exist. The president said it's always worked out well for him. However, she does sometimes act out on her anger by stomping her feet and refusing to take a bath...

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    2. Anonymous4:03 PM

      Hillary is busy, it will be months until she is informed about anything Palin is up to. Sen. J. McDoofuss must stay up to date on every moment of her life since she is his legacy. I would think he will respond with a joke asap. If not the people will be sending in twitters and questions regarding the two old partners in crime.

      Has Bristol challenged Meghan? O forgot no one cares about Bristol Who.

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  44. Anonymous4:08 PM

    She is such a bad actor!

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  45. Bucket of Pine Cones with a Shrunken Skull?

    Sarah, I take back everything I said about you shopping at Walmart, obviously you do your home decor shopping at Hobby Lobby, in the mark down isle.

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  46. Anita Winecooler5:59 PM

    I played the slo mo version a few times and saw a bit too much "sarah" for one person to take. She sounds like someone's waterboarding her while stuck to an electric fence.

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  47. An European Viewpoint12:08 AM

    "Palin getting iced, iced baby"

    Some water being poured on her doesn't mean it was iced, nor even cool. It was probably warm water.

    As for the second scream, it probably was from another recorded attempt, where something went wrong (hair or boobs went away), but they really liked the scream.

    +1 for the set being built on purpose, and probably waterproofed for multiple attempts.

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  48. Anonymous4:13 AM

    Lol!

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  49. Anonymous6:11 AM

    staged..she is too big a liar and narcissist to do anything for charity.

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