Bob Cesca takes a peek into the abyss which is the Sarah Palin Channel. (No Frodo don't look! Just throw in the ring and run away!)

Courtesy of The Daily Banter: 

Let’s dive in. Sarah Palin’s video response to Warren’s 11 progressive commandments… 

1) Words are tough. Before her responses even began, Palin referred to Warren’s “tenets” as Warren’s “tenants.” I’m not sure if Warren owns rental properties, but her list had nothing to do with any would-be “tenants.” 

2) Tyrants on the internets. In response to Warren’s position in support of net neutrality, Palin said she doesn’t want the internet to be censored by “the world’s tyrants.” Then she blamed President Obama for handing over domain names to “authoritarian regimes like Russia and China.” This is a lie. Obama did no such thing. When the Internet Corporate for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) was subcontracted to handle IP addresses in 1998, the intention was to eventually relinquish that function to the international community, and ICANN’s contract is due to expire in 2015. Furthermore, the U.S. has never unilaterally “controlled” the internet in the first place. Oh, almost forgot. In an earlier item in the video, Palin criticized government bureaucracy, but she clearly supports the bureaucratic management of domain names. Which is it? 

3) Screw the Minimum Wage. Palin said, “The government needs to butt out of employer/employee pay issues.” Really across the board? So it should be legal for businesses to pay employees next-to-nothing while eliminating the 40-hour work week? Interesting. Palin’s bridge to the 19th Century. 

4) Never try to improvise, Sarah. Warren noted that when fast food workers picket for better wages, progressives ought to stand with them. Palin responded by apparently suffering a stroke or some sort of bizarre aphasia.

Now Bob will have to spend the day drinking and trying to bleach the images out of his head.

Been there, done that.

Now as all of you know I have taken a vow to not cover any of Palin rantings behind that pay wall of hers. However since Cesca brought the garbage out for all to see, I figure I am not breaking my own rules by talking about it.

The first thing to point out is that Palin without experienced media handlers to polish her fangs, staple her road kill wig to her head, and whiteout the seriously crazy stuff from her prepared remarks, is even more batshit crazy, than the usual batshit crazy that we have all come to expect.

Did she REALLY dress up like Elisabeth Warren just so that she could mock her?

And her riff with crazy sauce about fast food workers is so bizarre that I almost thought she was having some kind of psychotic break. (Or possibly a stroke as Cesca pointed out.)

It almost seems that without people providing parody of her on SNL or other comedy outlets, that Palin has decided to provide her own parody of herself. Only, it sucks!

And remember we are only just out of week one this new channel website blog of hers, imagine how much worse she will be after six months or so.

By then she will simply show up in her night gown, with a cigarette dangling from her mouth and her wig stuck to the side of her head, to read off a list of things she hates about liberals from a post-it note that she wrote on while taking a crap.

In other words, we will finally see the REAL Sarah Palin without all of those media filters to make her look relatively...you know...human.