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Disclaimer: Miss Sandy is a fictional character for entertainment purposes only. She is in no way affiliated with Hobby Lobby. This is a satire. All craft materials purchased at Michael's.
"Burqa for Amurka."
Okay that was really good.
(H/T to the Political Carnival.)
Good one Miss Sandy!
ReplyDeleteThe best part is the last sentence: all materials purchased at Michaels!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious but in the painful, "it's funny 'cause it's true" way. So sick of the "Christian" thugs and terrorists.
ReplyDeleteShe has made several of those videos. They're all good.
ReplyDeleteGood video. Subtle funny in that she seems so "seriously real" and throws in those one liners. The comment about watching the Sarah Palin Channel, cutting on the bias and wedding night.
ReplyDeleteAnd "everyone I know has a white sheet in their closet". Priceless.
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DeleteHa. Ha. Laugh at myself. I didn't get the white sheet reference until I saw your comment.
I thought that was an odd statement. I thought, hmm. I don't have a white sheet in my closet, mine are all colored or printed.
Of course I wouldn't have a white sheet--at least not the kind she's talking about.
"I love my glue gun so much I'm going to take it to the next open carry."
DeleteShe just has one after another.
I hope David Letterman invites her on his show.
Or maybe Colbert.
"For their tenth birthday or their wedding, whichever comes first..."
ReplyDeleteShe must have been thinking about that certain family from Wasilla!
Read today some conservative Baptists are looking at marrying off the children younger and younger to ensure they are virgins or some such twaddle.
DeleteSo that tenth birthday thing doesn't sound that far off, given the current Talibangelical climate.
Thanks for the laughs. I've been studying Sarah's wardrobe choices (first time mother of the bride to be), and I got some great Ideas watching this video HA HA HA!
ReplyDeleteThat was really brilliant! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteVery well done, as always. If I remember correctly, her husband mans the camera? This IS the Sarah Palin Channel, all right.
ReplyDeleteI still giggle over the Michelle Duggar IUD.
Wahhabi Lobby sells these in kit form.
ReplyDeleteO/T This relates to the Sarah Palin pay-to-be-ripped-off website.
ReplyDeleteI've been looking for info on how her site is doing.
Alexa tracks visitors to websites.
Alexa doesn't post actual visitor numbers, and it's too early for some details, but what they do post is very telling. Mostly it tells us that the site is in FACT a FAILURE in terms of visitors.
The first graph shows her site ranking increasing and the rank numbers to the side are in large measure determined by how the site is set up. Videos always rank higher than text and her site is almost all videos so that will shoot it up in ranking.
But, look at the other numbers (scroll down a bit on the site).
Notice the bounce rate. That's how many people look at just one page and then leave the site. 54.7 percent. That shows that more than half of the people who have visited her site since it was launched didn't even look at the inside pages. Didn't even click to read one of her posts!!!
And that 54.7 percent is an average over time, so it includes the bump up in interest when the site started and people were going to several pages per visit to see what the site had on it. Expect that number to go higher as fewer people go looking for things on the site.
Daily page per visitor is also an average. That's why it doesn't seem to jibe with the FACT that only 1/2 of Sarah's visitors even bother looking past the home page (1.43 pages viewed per visitor).
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/sarahpalinchannel.com
Stupid Sarah would improve her appearance with a Burqa for Murka. Barstool, too, cuz she can hide her pregnancies AND her bastard kids instead of hiding them, all of em.
ReplyDeleteGreat gift idea for the usual war on krissmus that starts after Labor Day and goes thru New Year's Day!
Just for the record, because it appears no one here has common sense. Despite all the hate and slander on liberal blogs, your victims KNOW how amazing their childhoods and lives have been in the past by their lovely MEMORIES. Many of these memories are recounted in the beautiful book, "Our Sarah." No one can take that away from them.
ReplyDeleteSo be all means, continue to make YOUR lives about hate
Sure, I am 'all means'. (WTF am I exactly supposed to 'be', though???)
DeletePLEASE learn some English, Troll! My English is not my first language, but I believe my grammar and language comprehension is quite a bit better than yours...
Why, thank you kindly for so graciously granting your permission for me to continue to hate, loathe, ridicule, and despise that evil harridan, AKA "Our Sarah."
DeleteWell, la-dee-dah! I'm glad they have great memories. We're just doing OUR job to ensure she gets nowhere near public office again. How can any of us be makin' stuff up when she is quoted verbatim?
DeleteHere is a memory for ya, I remember seeing $carah on a stage with her parents and Piper giving the finger to a little boy on the stage. She was about 6/7 and scowling at the boy, giving him the one finger salute. Ah, yes, those memories are so "Christian family oriented" Do any of them remember being told about birth control, or were they pregnant by the time $carah got around to telling them about that? Levi told some of the wonderful family memories, about having to cook because $carah locked herself in her room with her takeout food. Absentee parents do NOT make wonderful memories, fool.
DeleteAsshole troll.
DeleteSarah's "memories" of daddy diddling her are the entire reason she is who she is today. Is this what you mean???
I've been wondering how Hobby Lobby would react if young mothers would all bring their screaming babies and infants and then just loiter around while their children cry and run around the store?
ReplyDeleteYou know: Hobby Lobby loves babies so much - treat em like a day care.
Day after day after day...
Of course I would never suggest such a thing as a protest or anything, I was just wondering out loud is all.
She is brilliant. I would pay 9.99 a month to watch her.
ReplyDeletemarriage or 10th birthday, whatever comes first.
Everyone i know has a white sheet in their closet.
OMG deadpan delivery.
I loved the end. Next we'll be painting rocks and gas cans for your next family execution.
DeleteHilarious!
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