Courtesy of the Austin American-Statesman:
Forget that it could ruin his presidential aspirations. Look beyond the possibility he could spend about a century in prison explaining to fellow inmates (with names like Mad Dog and Widowmaker) the intricacies of constitutional law and vetoes.
Those of you who wish ill upon Gov. Rick Perry (and shame on you for doing so) perhaps will find delight in the fact that his indictment already has hit him where it hurts. It’s right there in federal law, specifically the federal law known as 18 USC 922(n), and I quote:
“It shall be unlawful for any person to sell or otherwise dispose of any firearm or ammunition to any person knowing or having reasonable cause to believe that such person (1) is under indictment for, or has been convicted in any court of a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year.”
Thanks to last week’s indictment, your fun-with-guns governor is now in that category.
Holy crap! This is big.
After all a Texas politicians without his guns is like a duck without webbed feet.
Now how will he stave off rumors that he is a homosexual, while also pandering to the NRA?
I also think we can assume that there will be mocking.
Love that photo of laughing POTUS with caption. Pricelesst!
ReplyDeleteIt's been talked about Perry being a homo for a long time. Speaks as to his little man syndrome....hope he rots in jail and is the subject of abuse. He deserves it!
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Delete"...explaining to fellow inmates (with names like Mad Dog and Widowmaker) the intricacies of constitutional law and vetoes while they have him bent over his bunk with their hands on his hips."
Ricky, you got some 'splainin' to do!
I don't like jokes that wish sexual assault in even horrible people. It's not healthy and it's not right, that we let this system of abuse stand in any system.
ReplyDeleteAgreed 5:29. 5:15 what the heck do you mean "little man syndrome" when talking about men who happen to be homosexual? And to wish someone even as loathsome, stupid and pandering as Perry to be abused isn't called for, whether deserved or not.
DeleteTotally agree. It's cruel and shows a complete lack of class.
DeleteDo to others as you would have them do to you.
DeleteHe'll probably do a movie, call it "saving Rick's privates" What a sad POS, it's going to chafe his butt not having his favorite toys available for immigration photo ops. Rick Perry haz a sad.
ReplyDeleteThe day Rick Perry's "Little Dick" fell off...
ReplyDeleteI saw a fund raising letter at another site that did not even mention his wrong doing, but instead reached out to help support his wonderful efforts to close the Texas border (with taxpayer money.) So, Texas, give all ya can to your illustrious Governor, because the poor guy can't afford to pay his lawyers, and now that he is stripped of his guns, he can't even venture out of the mansion for fear he might run into a coyote (or a liberal!)
ReplyDeleteThe article says that no one can sell or give him guns or ammunition. It doesn't say anything about taking aways the guns and ammunition that he already has.
ReplyDeletePerry is such a prick w/a little dick! He's got a horrid ego and needs to be brought down a few pegs or two.....how should we do it? Haha! Have lots of ideas!
ReplyDeleteWe Texas taxpayers should be reimbursed the $80 grand we've spent!
ReplyDeleteI want to see Obama stave off HIS gay rumors.
ReplyDeleteWhat, that's preposterous?
DUH.
do stop treating your enemy the same way
Every time I see the photo of Perry holding the gun up above his head with the laughing young man behind him, I think "Aw, what a cute couple!"
ReplyDeleteHey y'all, I'm in Texas. We need everyone to call the photo Ricky's SMUG shot.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pity that some friend of Ricky's didn't clue him that attaching every possible butch stereotype of "yesterday" doesn't quell gay rumors, it extends their life. It does for Ricky what it did for the Village People.
ReplyDeleteLove that beautiful smile on President Obama's face....outstanding!
ReplyDeleteAnd, then there is the pouty face of the runt! He reminds me so much of Sarah Palin - they two of them have to be from the same nasty seed!