Recent indictment may keep Rick Perry from fondling his favorite weapon. No, not that one.

Courtesy of the Austin American-Statesman:  

Forget that it could ruin his presidential aspirations. Look beyond the possibility he could spend about a century in prison explaining to fellow inmates (with names like Mad Dog and Widowmaker) the intricacies of constitutional law and vetoes. 

Those of you who wish ill upon Gov. Rick Perry (and shame on you for doing so) perhaps will find delight in the fact that his indictment already has hit him where it hurts. It’s right there in federal law, specifically the federal law known as 18 USC 922(n), and I quote: 

“It shall be unlawful for any person to sell or otherwise dispose of any firearm or ammunition to any person knowing or having reasonable cause to believe that such person (1) is under indictment for, or has been convicted in any court of a crime punishable by imprisonment for a term exceeding one year.” 

Thanks to last week’s indictment, your fun-with-guns governor is now in that category.

Holy crap! This is big.

After all a Texas politicians without his guns is like a duck without webbed feet.

Now how will he stave off rumors that he is a homosexual, while also pandering to the NRA?

I also think we can assume that there will be mocking.