Now I am no detective, but there is a slim possibility that the official page created by Palin and her support staff of college dropouts.
For instance:
Just like this is not the official The Sarah Palin Channel website. Though of course it is far better,
Anyhow i decided to like this Facebook page and to promote it here on IM because I just know it will irritate the crap out of a certain half term governor loser, and really what's more enjoyable than that?
Only in America can a parody Palin be smarter than the rill thing.
ReplyDeleteOMG, this is gonna be a blast! It's open to ANYONE to post and no one will scrub comments that are not fawning over her. And what a perfect place to load up with all the information about her faked pregnancy! This is a goldmine! LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteOh Gryphen, you have some of the BEST pictures of the Skank that are out there. PLEASE post them to the page, so others can take them and photoshop phrases on them, it will be fabulous!
ReplyDeleteGreat idea!
DeleteShe is such a sycophant for her mother. Her FB page is truly despicable. Just like her mother.
ReplyDeleteA family that grifts together...
DeleteI guess since Sarah's website isn't getting it done they had to do a bikini photo shoot. What a bunch of freaks.
"...Sarah's website isn't getting it done they had to do a bikini photo shoot." If that's the case, Sarah's really circling the drain.
DeleteOMG! Just went to that fb page, funniest shit I've ever read, but when it comes to $arah I'm a little trigger shy about liking her or any page with her mug on it, by the way there's a website call Fartknocker Report she's clearly on some type of narcotic its sooo obvious, I read many people comments about her being on drugs, but that picture makes it clear
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh I'm laughing so hard! Gryphen you really should see if you could allow pics in your comment section. It could be so much fun.
ReplyDeleteWatch me count to Potato
ReplyDeleteFor only $9.95 a month.
The comments are even better. Oh my goodness, this is going to be fun!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DeleteOH shit, this is even funnier!
ReplyDeleteI scrolled down the page on the Left Hand side it said "Liked By This Page" and the first listing was
-Satanism (LOL!)
and then
-Sarah Palin is Stupid
Those 'classic' photos of her need to go nationwide! Especially the hooker one taken in NYC. Americans need to see them and not keep looking at her old photos where she looked halfway decent. She truly isn't what she use to be!!! Inside and out!
ReplyDeleteUgh! That picture of Sarah Palin would provide plenty of second-hand shame and guilt to even the most faithful of her supporters.
DeleteThe hooker pic would be great in the mainstream for the former gov stories. Myself and most women wore something we have regretted but Palin just started dressing that way intentionally.
DeleteThe first pic is funny as hell and so very true!
ReplyDeleteThe third pic the crotch shot is blurred out. Thanks for saving me from throwing up.
Oh my!!!!!!!!! And this is the worst time of year to go fridge shopping. If Sarah wuz smert, she'd have tried to copyright her name, so we can laugh even harder!
ReplyDeleteSending that link to everyone I know on Facebook!
The second photo is perfect! If I didn't know better, I'd think they consulted with you because your photos on these posts are PERFECT.
Why it's a bad time for fridge shopping? I wanted to get a new one but maybe I should wait? I'm serious in case you were wondering. Also, I enjoy reading your comments!
Deletewoo hoo they liked my Hatemongers for Jesus upload. Look who else likes this page - "Bristol Palin Loves Double Penetration" which in turn is liked by...well you'll just have to look haha
ReplyDeletePalin Tears into Ventura for ‘Shaking Down’ SEAL’s Widow: ‘Jackass’
ReplyDeletehttp://www.mediaite.com/online/palin-tears-into-ventura-for-shaking-down-seals-widow-jackass/
What a jerk!
Palin said that people lied about her and she never sued anyone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Those lawyers are on full time retainers. Nothing could damage Palin's reputation, but Ventura claimed to have been damaged, and unlike Palin, he proved his case and won in court.
DeletePalin said that people lied about her and she never sued anyone.
DeleteShe sure tried and would have loved to go to court to perjure herself like Bristol was taught. Too bad her lawyers were able to communicate to the Palins it would put them behind bars for the family to go through the deposition stage. She chose to hide and make up more cover ups and stories. Typical Palins just keep piling it on.
One day the big one will hit and knock over their houses of cards. All of them.
3, 2, 1 Facebook this is Sarah Palin, somebody is making fun of me.
ReplyDeleteWhat do mean why am I complaining since I constantly degrade President Obama and Levi?
So she's gone from looking like Tina Fey to looking like Dana Carvey? That's just sad.
ReplyDeleteInstead of doing oral to that diet Dr. Pepper bottle and laying around doing shit, how about reading or spending time with the best thing that ever happened to you? You know, Trig.
ReplyDeleteHow about YOU get a life and stop talking about things you know nothing about?
Delete10:00: How about you go eat a shit sandwich?
DeleteThe 10:00 PM Troll is a Palin addict. Without any blogs to Troll, she would have a nervous breakdown.
DeleteWhere's Trig?
ReplyDeleteWhere's Piper?
DeleteHow about Trig's therapy?
DeleteHow about Trig's therapy dog?
How about a consistent schedule for Trig?
How about Trig's therapy?
Who does Piper stay with, or is she considered old enough to be on her own?
Some family values.
You need a life.
Delete@9:59 It's Trig who has been robbed of his life. He cant' see without his glasses. He can't hear without hearing aids. If he had gotten therapy from the moment he came home, he would be more advanced than he is. Sarah should not be feeding him baby food. He should have had exercises to strengthen his mouth and jaw muscles so he could eat regular food. He should have been picking up soft finger food. Trig lost the first 6 years of his life because he did not get therapy. Sarah admitted that she doesn't belong to a DS organization. I guess they can't teach her anything, or she doesn't want to learn. Being the caring, attentive parent to a special needs child is a full time job. Instead, Sarah is shooting hoops with Todd for $10/month.
DeleteY'all might as well quit asking Sarah "where's TriG?" or "where's Piper?" Because it's most likely Sarah rarely knows where she herself is. It's gotta be confusing being Sarah!
DeleteNothing about Simple Sarah's life makes a lick of sense. Her story about her waters breaking in Texas and the 2 plane trips home and the extra-time journey to the Mat-Su Hospital indicates that IF she were indeed pregnant, she was doing her darnedest to miscarry or have a stillbirth. Most folks would call her actions child endangerment.
DeleteThen, she accepted the VP nomination EVEN THOUGH she had a very small special needs child at home, plus a young daughter and two other daughters who obviously needed parental supervision. Any parent of a baby with Down Syndrome would rightfully have been appalled that she put her ambition first over her baby.
And then when she did run, she refused to follow the advice of her campaign staff. Most candidates absolutely depend on the advice of those people with experience.
And when her ticket lost, she refused to take the advice of senior GOPers to buckle down, study hard, and eventually become leader of her party. Nope, she took the easy way out.
She's inordinately stupid and selfish, and for the life of me, I can't understand why she still has any fans.
I'm sure since her ploy to be a "mother" of a special-needs child didn't get her the vice-presidency, she has regarded Trig as a stone around her neck. She "birthed" him quite publicly and now she is stuck with him for the rest of her life. Or his life. I'm sure she begrudges every cent she has to spend on him.
DeleteIt must be nice being a mother with no responsibilities at home?
ReplyDeleteLove the site already. It's run by Stephen Colbert.
ReplyDeleteTriG who? Tripper, Kyla. Zappo and Dingo are with their mothers.
ReplyDeleteHey Alaska that's your quitter governor enjoying herself lounging around at home. Wait a second, do they have palm trees in Alaska?
ReplyDelete"WE LOVE YOU SARAH, COME BACK TO ALASKA"
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHA.
DeleteAs you read the quitter's speech below, look at the picture of our former governor sipping her cool beverage somewhere in the Pacific.
ReplyDeleteWhen I took the oath to serve you, I promised…remember I promised to steadfastly and doggedly guard the interests of this great state like that grizzly guards her cubs, as a mother naturally guards her own. And I will keep that vow wherever the road may lead.
-Sarah Palin
Sarah's quitter's speech brings tears to my eyes.
DeleteIs this how Sarah Palin is going to fight for the people of Alaska? A website where folks have to fork up $9.95 a month to hear her "solutions" to our country's problems?! How gullible can some people be?
DeleteThe Grift of Gab!
DeleteSo I guess that it is official. Sarah Palin is a joke. And if you want to laugh at her, you have to pay to watch her. Well, that makes her something else, too.
ReplyDeleteYup she's going bald alright.
ReplyDeleteI had not seen those Colbert segments before. They are hilarious. I laughed hard when Palin appeared to fell the enormous tree. Oh my she is a rugged mama grizzly lol
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is STUPIDITY personified....that will be her legacy. And John McCain's legacy will be in launching her into the world. I've never had so much fun as when I'm reading something about Sarah Palin...she's the worlds biggest jokester. I really believe she has missed her calling. America definitely dodged a bullet when she LOST.
ReplyDeleteI would imagine anytime some loser here spends a large amount of time doing nothing like you all do makes Sarah happy. It means you're not inflicting hate on the world. And while you're doing nothing and following fake, hate pages, sane people are living their short lives.
ReplyDeleteYet, here you are.
DeleteTheir short lives? Who is going to be leaving us soon?
DeleteI meant life is short, too short to be arguing with ignorant haters at a biased blog that often slanders people
DeleteNot at all again
DeleteAlrighty then.
Deleteoh...it's the troll that doesn't recognize the word slander for what it is.
DeleteSorry, little retard, it's not slander when it's truth. Sarah is stupid, and used to use sex for power. Now or it would have to be closing time and last call for the disease ridden to get lucky.
9:59 PM You are here more than anyone else. You must enjoy being ridiculed. What happened, did your Palin Dildo batteries go dead?
Delete9:59, wait, what? sarah is the one inflicting hate on the world, you really don't see that?
Delete@9:59 -- Have you ever wondered why your hero Sarah hasn't bothered to sue any number of folks for saying nasty things about her? Well, here's why: there are strong elements of truth in what people say about her, and for her to sue would open up a very large can of worms for poor Sarah, a can she has always hoped to keep closed. She could have sued Frank Bailey. She could have sued Geoffrey Dunn. She could have sued Joe McInnis. She could have sued Shailey Tripp.
DeleteSo you just ask yourself "Why hasn't she?" For us, the answer is all too clear. Open your eyes, dear.
Kristy, go away. Nobody here likes you. Nobody at Malia's likes you, nor any of the five hundred sixty twelve usernames you use while pretending to be someone else.
DeleteAnd most relevant- the Palins HATE you. They laugh at you, they made their lawyer get your blog with stolen family photos removed. They refer to you as "BBB" for "Bristol's butt barnacle".
They think you're pathetic, a 50 year old hoarder with no children or partner of your own because you spend literally ALL your time devoted to defending this family who hates you. There's nothing wrong with being middle aged and single/childless. There IS something wrong with being alone only because you refuse to tear yourself away from defending the indefensible.
Kristy, nobody's buying the rancid, maggot infested shit you're selling.
GO AWAY, you narcissistic whack job.
Uh oh, looks like the troll woke up!
ReplyDeleteThere's a reason that Sarah inspires the response she is getting. She's a joke, and so people are joking about her.
She is a transparent grifter and people are calling her out for it.
It's not hate, it's truth on display where it can't be scrubbed by Sarah and her minions, like you.
Sarah isn't happy, she's paranoid, hiding out behind FB and Twitter and her Vanity website, now. She is desperate for attention and adulation like she had in 2008, but she's terrified of putting herself out in anything but 'friendly' venues, always playing victim if she's confronted.
She's not happy, because she won't EVER have that level of attention or adulation again. EVER. She has slid so far down from the 'high' of the election and her first book tour. The more people got to know her, the less they wanted to listen to her.
It's been a steady slide of drugs and alcohol, anorexia and a bubbling caldron of rage and disappointment and bitterness and vindictiveness. Nope, Sarah is not happy.
And last time I checked, it was SARAH who was doing the inflicting of hate on to the world. It's all that ever comes out of her mouth. So, you may want to check that definition of 'projection'.
It must be tiring to perpetuate such a fictional persona, anon. Maybe I can help you start living a good life for yourself.
DeleteNot really at all
DeleteNo agian
DeleteI will say no again
DeleteAnon @11:13 PM
DeleteYou are a two dimensional toon (aka a fictional persona) 'defending' the Palin clan of fictional personas. You are untethered from reality.
as if....try looking in the mirror to help yourself. Get professional help for your mother, she needs an intervention. It's obvious nobody in her family cares about her.
DeleteIt's not hate, it's truth on display where it can't be scrubbed by Sarah and her minions, like you.
DeleteEXCELLENT AND SUCCINCT.
Im so happy Bristol has a good man who treats her well and actually makes her happy. Gotta slay some bad dragons to get to the sweet prince. And the funny thing. Tripp looks just like young Joey. Handsome. Though I think he will look like Todd
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha. This is snark, right?
DeleteBristol is never going to get married.
DeleteNot at all
DeleteYou sure are drinkin' the Kool-Aid if you believe anything the Palins say. This is a lawless and greedy crew of grifters and nothing more.
DeleteJoey has a real girlfriend and it isn't a Palin. So STFU with your fantasies.
DeleteTripp looks exactly like Levi. Levi is a handsome man, successful and loved. Bristol is unemployed, needs a nanny to take care of her, and has too many kids.
Both Joey Junker and Todd Palin are undesirable. Bristol changes Trial Daddies like she changes her body. No man wants to stay around the babies of several other men.
DeleteAnonymous11:12 PM
DeleteYou're disgusting "slay?" So you admit that you are making life miserable to Levi. What a piece of shit you are. And Tripp does not look like Joey. Joey is homely looking....maaan...when they say "love is blind" I see what they mean.
Not only is the man homely, but he can't even spell or form grammatical sentences, and sure he "loves" her. Not only is he getting it for free, but he's living off everyone who throws money at the family, including from the Tea Party Charity "Move America Forward."
What a bunch of Sickos!
And Joey, What happened to the baby brisket had in Arizona. What kind of sick man are you!
PFT! handsome? Joey handsome? You make me spit my coffee! LOL
DeleteJunker is trying to undo the damage that came from the failed arrangement with Todd. He slammed into a wall in more ways than one and he has a long way to go if he is to fully recover. The crippled man has to take a look at that analogy and figure out the only way to clear the air for a productive future.
DeleteJunker is not getting any younger and his career prospects are in jeopordy. Not to mention his personal life. What kind of woman would want to follow a Todd/Bristol arrangement? For how long will that work out? At some point Junker will realize there is no come back to what was once his potential. Thanks to Palin Curse. The bright side for Junker now is to put together the scraps that remain of his life and do the best he can. It will take a lot more than that happy face goof ball act of his. Truth hurts and coming clean to his public will be hell if he has the balls.
{snarky} 11:12 PM
Ugly is as ugly does.
11:12pm
DeleteWhy wouldn't it surprise me at all if Tripp DID grow up to look like Todd? Things that make you go, hmmmm.
I spent a solid half-hour perusing that facebook site.
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't have taken so long, but for the fact I spent so much time LAUGHING.
Interesting article on Tea Party Charity "Move America Forward". Tea Partier’s Scam Screwed Our Troops ....There is a mention made about Sarah Palin. So I wonder what was in it for Sarah/Todd:
ReplyDelete"At first, a few emails arrived from Move America Forward. Then, on March 20, an email arrived from one of the PACs, the Conservative Campaign Committee, with the subject line, “Sarah Palin Motivating Conservatives to Vote in 2014,” asking donors to give money for a “fantastic new TV ad in key swing states.” On March 21, an email came from the Tea Party Express. "
If you read this article some things begin to make sense regarding using the troops to solicit monies, using names or pics that are not approved for fund raising and shifting /sifting monies around and around and around.
http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/thedailybeast/politics/~3/37rc65_vjvM/exclusive-pro-troop-charity-pays-off-tea-party-cronies-instead.html
I can't stop laughing! I love the middle picture of the "new" Dana Carvey Palin.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what to say. I just spotted this on Sea O Pee. How to afford the SPC. ...oh dear, these people are BONKERS. They ACTUALLY TYPED that it is "AN INVESTMENT WITH NO IMMEDIATE RETURN"...LMFAO!!!!!
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RefudiateGOPe • an hour ago
On a number of message boards, I've seen comments from self-identified Palin supporters who write that they can't afford the subscription to SPC. Obviously, I have no idea whether someone can truly afford the $10/ month for the subscription. I do know that the success and the continued operation of SPC will be dependent upon the number of sustainable subscriptions.
I look at my subscription to SPC as an investment. It's an investment that offers no direct Return-On-Investment, but instead, gives me hope that Sarah and her allies can restore the soul of our country so that my grandkids will have the opportunities afforded my generation. I'm investing in my grandkids' future.
For those out there who support Sarah, I ask that you find a way to "afford" your subscription. If your budget is so tight that you can't find a way to come up with $10/mo, maybe you can find a way to increase your income by $10/mo. Here are some ideas:
1. Look in your closets or your garage or shed and see what you have that you don't use and put it on ebay or Craig's List. If you do this each month, it will cover your subscription cost.
2. If you have a lot of no-longer-needed items cluttering your closets and shelves, have a one-day yard sale. What you make from even a minimally successful yard sale will cover your subscription cost for a year or two.
3. If you have friends with small kids, ask them if you can babysit for them one night a month. That would cover your subscription.
I'm sure there are some of you who won't spend the money for the subscription no matter whether it fits into your budget or not, especially if you can still access the videos that Sarah posts at SPC, but that's a decision that should be yours and yours alone. Just keep in mind that we are in a war and it will take a lot to defeat those who are out destroy this country. Subscribing to SPC is just one of the arrows in our quiver.
I look at my subscription to SPC as an investment. It's an investment that offers no direct Return-On-Investment,
DeleteThat guy may have a job at Palin Comedy Central.
An investment that offers nothing is an investment?
LOL--The Sea o' Pee-ers have to hold yard sales to afford to send Sarah more money? They truly are sad.
DeletePalin has no SHAME. She's bleeding her followers to death. How about offer it for free for the love of your country. $carah. How about it.
DeleteI hope these followers will figure out very quickly that the money is, and has been going to her & her KLAN's pockets.
Or appear on Fox News or the Sarah Palin Channel as a guest expert on Americana, she might comp you a week and your life will be complete.
DeleteJust Wow. These people are brainwashed.
DeleteTo that C4P'er that offers suggestions to find the $10 a month.....sell a kidney, drive a taxi at night, save on groceries and buy more Mac and Cheese, Ramen noodles, starchy fateening sugary foods.
Notice she didn't suggest that Sarah post her drivel for free for her subjects. But divas don't do anything for free, so bots will have to sacrifice.
I was all set get a years subscription to Sarah's channel when the phone rang. It was the political action arm of Planned Parenthood. Sorry Sarah, my money went to Planned Parenthood instead of your greasy pockets....if you really do run for president in 2016 I'll help you out then......the entertainment value alone would be off the charts....
DeleteDamn! Sell a frick'n kidney. That'll cover a life-time subscription plus a generous contribution to the PAC!
Deletedon't give these people idea! LOL...they just might sell a kidney.
DeleteSurely the post was a plant, either Team Palin or Team Tapp. First no C4P twit could formulate sentences that grammatically correct. Second, no C4P twit lives in a world where "even a minimally successful yard sale" raises a few $100.
DeleteBut, yeah, good luck with the extortion oops I mean exhortation.
--mathgeek
sally or chuck jr wrote that...
ReplyDeleteFrom skank's hatebook page:
ReplyDeleteWayne Cass This is all well and good Sarah, but I'm a disabled man. I can't afford to pay $10 a month to see your channel. I'd rather buy ammo than pay for a political channel to watch someone talk about what's wrong with our nation today. maybe we should stop talking, and start DOing...good luck with your fundraising channel...don't get me wrong. I believe in you, but I think the talking is done.
Someone ought to troll Snowdrift Snookie's mailing list
ReplyDeleteand send that picture to all her followers.
There seems to be a lot of new $arah fans showing up at C4P suddenly pushing her crap channel, hmm. Things may not be going as well as The Tundra Twit thought they would, would she actually have people post this kind of drivel at C4P to try to get her fans to show her the money? Why yes,yes she would.
ReplyDeleteThose are probably the Mat-Su Cookie brigade. Sally and Ivy Frye put out the word and their people tell their people and on and on until Bristol has votes to dance or anything the Palins need.
DeleteDo 85% of them sound like the voice of Chucky2?
Am I'm the only one having problems loading "The sarah palin channel.com fb page? Don't tell me they took it down already, the best damn comedy on the web
ReplyDeleteI can't either..:(
Deleteme either. It's gone. pflatt
DeleteYes. It's down. I searched "The Sarah Palin Channel.org" on Facebook. There was this message:
Delete"The Original "THE Sarah Palin Channel.com" facebook page, was removed by Facebook, WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATION OR WARNING, so without a reason why, we can only continue to come back until we are given a reason why of these discriminatory fascistic practices."
Seems to me I remember something a few weeks ago about Facebook refusing to take down a site that called for the President's assassination. But they take down a satirical site about the Grifter within hours.
Looks like it was taken down by FB, but there's a new one at https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Sarah-Palin-Channelorg/669771656449589. I imagine it will be taken down too.
DeleteWhy is Dana Carvey or Sally Sandusky pretending to answer questions on sarah's little website and trying to fools the followers by wearing a wig.
ReplyDelete*fool not fools...oops
ReplyDeleteI see $carah is using copyright material again from SNL--she's using Dana Carvey's Church Lady's picture. tsk tsk tsk...she never learns
ReplyDeleteIt looks like amusing takes on Sarah's idiocy and hypocrisy is not being allowed by the Facebook hall monitors. What a shame. Her idiocy will persist, however. As will the dents in her now to be replaced refrigerator. We are just funnin with you Sarah. You earned it. The merriment will continue.
ReplyDeleteThis one is still active: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Sarah-Palin-Channelorg/669771656449589
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