I know how worried you all were, but don't panic. It's still not too late to get your Sarah Palin 2015 calendars.

Below is the fundraising e-mail from SarahPAC courtesy of US4Palin:  

Dear [Donor], 

Please accept this very special 2015 SarahPAC wall calendar that I’ve enclosed with Gov. Palin’s compliments. 

This year’s commemorative calendar features pictures from Gov. Palin’s private collection. Most of them have never been published until now. (Does this calendar include the most recent photos of Palin that has everybody talking?)

 (Boy, I sure hope so!)


[Donor], I think you’ll agree these photos illustrate why Sarah Palin symbolizes the Tea Party movement for so many Americans. Her patriotism… her “roll up your sleeves” work ethic… and her “take back America” optimism are evident in every photo in your calendar. 

I hope you’ll display it proudly in the year to come. (Maybe in your cubicle so that fellow workers will know that you are an imbecile and make sure never to engage you in conversation.)


Not only will you enjoy seeing these handpicked photos, your calendar will give you a chance to share Gov. Palin’s vision of a free and strong America with your friends and family. (Both real and imaginary. But probably mostly imaginary.)

And quite frankly, mobilizing our fellow conservatives to support commonsense candidates in these final days before the Election has never been more important. 

Because the stakes for our nation have never been higher. (True dat!)

[Donor], you and I have seen what Barack Obama has already done to our nation with his massive spending, crony capitalism, open borders, and weak foreign policy. (Repaired the broken economy, created thousands of jobs, improved healthcare, improved rights for the LGBT community, Etc..)

The message from Barack Obama and all his liberal allies is clear: they want to rewrite the Constitution … fundamentally change our government … and dismantle our free market economy. (Yes so clear that nobody else can see except these idiots.)

Here at SarahPAC, our message is equally clear: 

Led by Gov. Palin, we are a group of ordinary Americans who believe America desperately needs more leaders like Sen. Ted Cruz who won’t back down or fall apart under pressure from the establishment and liberal media. (Oh yeah, he's a big help!)

For the 2014 election, Governor Palin has already endorsed more than a dozen men and women with strong convictions, strong values, and strong backbones! (They also typically lose, but let's not split hairs.)


Leaders who will put: 

*** real people over petty politics 
*** strong principles over empty promises 
*** and foundational ideas over self interests 
(***obstruct any progress and destroy the American people's confidence in government.
***Misrepresent the Constitution in order to drive forward a Right Wing agenda.
***Spend most of their time on Fox News in order to gain attention and feed their egos.)

With so much at stake for America, will you help Gov. Palin in these critical weeks leading up to Election Day by sending your very best contribution of $l00, $150 or even $200 to SarahPAC today to help us elect these principled conservatives, [Donor]? 

No matter what amount you can send today, this special 2015 commemorative SarahPAC wall calendar is yours to keep. (Yes no matter how little you spend we are still going to make you take this ugly calendar. Take it damn it, take it!)

On behalf of Gov. Palin, thank you for your support! 

Yours truly, 

Tim Crawford, Treasurer 
SarahPAC

Gee I wonder what happened to all of those unsold books that Palin used to give away in exchange for donations. Did she finally run out? Or are the donors refusing to take them anymore?

I still can't get over the fact that there are still people willing to give their hard earned money to this laughingstock. Can't be very many left.

Just you wait, I am willing to bet that when we see this next quarterly report it will be even worse than the last one.