Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain is giving it another go at web TV.
On Monday he debuted “The Herman Cain Channel,” which comes just two months after the launch of “The Sarah Palin Channel,” and more than a year after the failure of Cain’s first web TV venture, “Cain TV.”
In a blog post, Cain says he’ll be charging $9.99 per month to subscribe to The Herman Cain Channel, a deliberate reference to his famous “9-9-9″ tax plan, which he touted when running for president in 2012. “You know me. You know how I like to express myself,” Cain says in the post.
“You know I like to have fun in doing so. You know how I feel about this country, its problems and the solutions that are needed. Much of the political class finds this approach ‘odd’ because it’s not how they do things. But with this model, you and I don’t need them! We can have our own channel, just between us, and we can have a great time with it.”
Damn these people are really focusing on an ever decreasing pool of idiots aren't they?
After all who is going to pay $9.99 to here this blowhard bloviate about things he clearly does not understand?
I mean at least Palin has the teabagger perverts who are using her to fuel their fantasies while they mentally undress her and imagine her stomping on their tiny "freedom fighters" with her Naughty Monkey Pumps.
I wonder if TAPP will fight as aggressively to protect Cain's video content as they are to protect the world from hearing the ignorant babble falling out of Palin's red ringed maw?
American TV is the greatest! If you have the money get a faux channel. It's better than Rich Kids
ReplyDeleteof Instagram
http://richkidsofinstagram.tumblr.com/post/99339980039/youcantsitwithus-by-doqe
Or is it? Cain is about as sappy as a palin.
'I Would Love to Be Back on American Television'
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/piers-morgan-i-would-love-738303
OK, let's start a pool.
ReplyDeleteHow long before $arah starts stealing ideas from 999?
I'll give her 5.78 weeks.
Next guess?
JJ
Herman can have 999 and Sarah can have 666.
Delete5.78 weeks !!! I give her 5.78 minutes. Of course that depends on $arahPac coming up with the "postage" to pay for the subscription.
DeleteThat is so funny. Maybe they can market the wingnuts 2 for 1.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think they'd make an effort to get some balance in the TV Channels, if only to combat ridicule.
ReplyDeleteTAPP must be regretting pairing with palin, that channel has the most boring content ever, she can't even keep up with a word of the day, TAPP must be losing money with this "channel"
ReplyDeleteOT...Game Change front and center on the view today. Just died laughing.
ReplyDeleteDetails pleeze!!!
DeleteI guess it's still not in the net? The one from today?
DeleteI think Palin & Cain are two totally different types. I have a great deal of compassion for Palin's obvious mental disturbances - but what she says about politics seems poisonous and I wish she would keep quiet. I suspect she was damaged in childhood (and I have my guesses which I've heard others suggest also).
ReplyDeleteI think Cain is a performance artist. He isn't deluding himself. I suspect he would agree with your despcription of him being attractive to the unsophisticated, uneducated, and those who want to hear what htey want to believe - and doesn't have a lot of respect for their ideas.
But maybe I'm wrong.
Lucy
He is definite;y a performance artist. Some people are not smart enough to get it. His "This is Herman Cain" video was riff off of "This Is Spinal Tap. It is a fucking JOKE people. That he is taken serioudly in his endeavors shows how very very stupid some in the electorate are.
DeleteI completely agree with you.
DeleteYenta
I'm not sure if it's performance art or flim flam. Politics seems to be attracting what used to be snake oil salesmen, only now instead of traveling the country one step ahead of the law, they are getting their own channels. Just like the televangelists and health and beauty charmers.
DeleteThe best part is, like 9:59am said below, "Pay??!! For free we can be spared the pain of hearing them."
Mildred
TV channels have scheduled programming. Cain already has a radio show and is, at least, trying to legitimize TAPP's use of the word 'channel' by scheduling a live call-in webcast.
ReplyDeleteYour move, Palin.
Pay??!! For free we can be spared the pain of hearing them.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know he had a web program that failed. I don't read much about him - he is way too irritating. But as to his new venture - perhaps he learned a few things from his failed venture. Who would pay to watch? I don't even know how much of a fan base he has. He is so egotistical I am not surprised he keeps putting himself out there.
ReplyDeleteI don't see much about Palin's effort - but from what I read it sounds like it is pretty slip-shod. She does not have what it takes to carry through on anything.
Pat Padrnos
Paula Deen has a "channel" too. She says because her fans contact her digitally so she wanted to get with the times. I think it's probably because no network will touch her.
ReplyDeleteShe's sponsoring a camp for fatherless boys of all races in Georgia, y'all!!!!! Steve Harvey gave her his seal of approval on his show. Something about "The good he sees in this woman outweighs the bad", so there you have it. I doubt she has enough wealth to fund this idea fully, and I can't imagine any company running to be her sponsor.
DeleteReally?
ReplyDeleteWow. What a hypocrite he is. I remember him spouting some Christian hype regarding the roles he chose, etc.
A live, call in webcast. LMAO she'd have to have the questioners vetted.....Do you ever fly the Supercub Sarah?
ReplyDeletenoooo...she once said...gee sarah why would it remind you of frozen ground a bit too much my dear? todd drops em in lakes to 'shut them up'...drop out of the sky!
DeleteSo she's known about this since 2012? Unless she immediately reported it to the police and promptly turned over the tape to the police and the police alone, I am not impressed.
ReplyDeleteThe first we hear of this is from TMZ?
And her hog castrating friend Joni may have just received an October Surprise...oh Joni, you silly!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.salon.com/2014/10/07/exclusive_contracts_awarded_to_joni_ernsts_father_raise_conflict_of_interest_questions/
Oh I love the October surprise. I bet they have been holding that powder for awhile. Yes, this just might make the difference in a tight race.
DeleteNo wonder Palin lahvs her.
DeleteRight up her alley!
Jennifer Rubin is attacking from the right. Her criticism of Cruz leads her to praise Marco Rubio, Rick Perry, and Bobby Jindal.
ReplyDeleteHerb Cain has his own channel? Golly Gee, maybe he'll start in again with his family values, and how Gawd should be ruling our lives, and the bible is the rock the USA is built on.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting none of his mistresses will be mentioned, and
he sure won't be telling the story of how he was paying one of them for years.
Such a great Values Voter guy, arentcha Herb?
How much were you paying her for "help in the office"?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/herman-cain-says-wife-did-not-know-of-payments-to-alleged-mistress-ginger-white/2011/12/01/gIQAoQyLIO_story.html
I guess you didn't do much to please her either. She says she'd lay there and just look at the ceiling!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070358/Herman-Cains-alleged-mistress-Ginger-White-tells-sex-life-cry.html
What other "family values" do you want to tell us about Herb?
Herb Cain, the "Family values Christian" who is so proud of his record. Never held political office, but hey, all ya need is to be a 'rill 'Murican, and believe in gawd and country, right Herb and $arah?
ReplyDeleteThen there was this little problem, right Herb?
Paying your mistress money on the side?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/herman-cain-says-wife-did-not-know-of-payments-to-alleged-mistress-ginger-white/2011/12/01/gIQAoQyLIO_story.html
And Ginger said some pretty bad stuff about ya, dontcha know?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070358/Herman-Cains-alleged-mistress-Ginger-White-tells-sex-life-cry.html
OT - I missed it. :-(
ReplyDeleteSarah Paulson retweeted
The View @theviewtv · 5h 5 hours ago
Today in REAL LIFE: @NicolleDWallace face-to-face with her on-screen doppelgänger from the movie #GameChange, @AHSFX star @MsSarahPaulson!
No matter how many times I've seen the real Nicolle Wallace, when I think of her, I picture Sarah Paulson.
I do too.
DeletePaulson is prettier and nicer with less opportunism. I've met her a dozen times.
Deletehttps://twitter.com/NicolleDWallace/status/519568153643200513
Deletehttps://twitter.com/NicolleDWallace/status/519547014065823744
I dunno, Herman was pretty damn funny when Colbert had him role-playing President during an alien invasion. I'm still convinced his "campaign" was an elaborate piece of performance art.
ReplyDeleteI agree 100%
DeleteCain is funnier but nothing to hear or see.
ReplyDeleteMom Arrested After 4-Year-Old Is Caught Giving Heroin ‘Candy’ Bags To Classmates
No it wasn't Bristol Palin. Tripp is 5-Year-Old. He may have quit school by now. Brawling and bawling ain't easy.
Bristol isn't a druggie. lol
DeleteBut mature of you ;)
Tripp loves school. Why wouldn't he? His mom always loved school and did well
get back in the closet with your bristle bikini picture and continue fapping away, k, creeper?
DeleteThen why did Bristol quit school?
Delete12:03: ROFL yeah, she "loved" it so much and "did so well" at it she got a GED and then went on to major in failing at reality TV... (rolls eyes)
DeleteIf Bristol did well, why didn't she finish and get a real degree. Why didn't she go to college? Why doesn't she work full time? Why is she so illiterate.
DeleteHow do you know she isn't a druggie or that she doesn't OFTEN drink to excess? That isn't what most people in Wasilla believe.
Oh yeah, those Palin girls loved school, all right. Snort!
DeleteIf she ever loved school it was because it was the only time an adult actually cared for and took care of her. Kids from chaotic household find solace in school.
DeleteUnfortunately, Bristol discovered sex and alcohol and realized her parents didn't care to monitor her. As soon as she could manage it, she got pregnant and dropped out of school.
Tripp loves school. Why wouldn't he? His mom always loved school and did well
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So are you telling us Bristol is not Tripp's mom? because Bristol never finish school, she had to get a GED.
She'd be better served with an IUD than GED at this point
DeleteIt's so ridiculous how a pay website with videos claims that it is a TV channel when it has nothing to do whatsoever with television. Even Netflix doesn't call itself that.
ReplyDeleteOne of Sarah's selling points for losers to buy her channel was that she would have guests on her "Show" . So far the biggest "star" has been old Duck Die Nasty Phil, so maybe she and Herb [ remember when she got his name wrong on Fox News?] can be a guest for each others show. The hilarity of these two together could keep us laughing for a week at least.
ReplyDeleteIf the Duck Dynasty crowd is paying attention to Palin and her gangster clan, I'm sure they won't want much to do with her! Suspect they'd take their religious ways over that of the idiot!
DeleteThat little Sadie can learn to DWTS with Mark Ballas. After bad, ass Bristol, he must be loving his new partner. That perky little duckling can really shake her tail feathers. And, her family is adds a lot more to the show than Sarah and the rest of her "you know whos."
DeleteRJ in Brownbackistan
Ted Cruz is morphing into Sarah Palin
ReplyDeleteSen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) is fast becoming the king of useless fights and empty gestures.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/wp/2014/10/07/ted-cruz-is-morphing-into-sarah-palin/
Anonymous11:29 AM
DeleteThat's one of the requirements for being a republican. You have to make ugly faces & be dumb-ass-retarted & stupid, and get uglier and trashier by the day. No to mention being able to blatantly lie and insult others.
true - nobody suspected Track is a thug even tho' he was sent away for vandalism, and was kicked out of the military.
ReplyDeleteWillow is also kept out of the limelight because of her explosive temper.
They are kept out of sight because it's not a pretty one.
I admire Cain for his intelligence and accomplishments. He was destroyed by the left over things people on the left are forgiven for. ahem Clinton. Though honestly, how many people would TRULY vote for Hillary?
ReplyDeleteLook at Gryphens own flip-flops on her
It's BEYOND sad though. The media is undeniably democrat.
Which is why we're stuck for Mr worthless and unaccomplished as President.
still drunk chuck_tard jr ?
Deleteya fat incestuous worthless fuk ..
While I disagree with your assessment of Obama, there is much to criticize. For me the question isn't "Is Obama good" or even "is Obama good enough?" THe question is, "Is Obama better than the alternatives.
DeleteI'd like you to assert how Romney, with Palin a heartbeat away, is a better choice. Can you do that?
eff off palin panty sniffer.
DeleteLol!!!!!!!!!!! What planet do you live on? You are SO FUCKING stupid, it's frightening!!!!!!
DeleteYour statement that "the media is democrat" proves how uneducated or misinformed you are. What media are you talking about because all the major news channels are owned by Republicans? Secondly, if you are trying to make a point without sounding so poorly educated, use the correct vocabulary/language. It's Democratic, not democrat.
DeleteAnd that's a political party. The media cannot be "democrat." That doesn't make sense.
You have every right to like or respect Cain if you want, but why go on then and be so insulting? You just reinforce the widespread belief that far right wing Sarah supporters are uneducated buffoons. So good job there!!
Uz-bekee-stan-stan
DeleteNot just the left, sweetie, I'm sure he was served a heaping helping of cold shoulder from the missus.
DeleteHey Gryph and fellow IMers,
ReplyDeleteIf you want to see the clip from Thw View today concerning Game Change with Sarah Paulson, here's the link. It's the fifth one down.
uhm, there's no link in your post...
DeleteWTH. It was there when I posted it (or so I thought). Thanks, everyone!
Deletethanks for the link.
DeleteSarah Palin is still a scary joke.
Look at the pair of them--twinsies!!!
ReplyDeleteyep, bald with big mouths...
Deletelol, here's the 'spiel ' about money boo boo...
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin
The Sarah Palin Channel
The Sarah Palin Channel is a member-supported online channel offering supporters of the candidate for Vice President of the United States and former Alaska Governor unprecedented access to and interaction with Governor Palin.
Governor Palin serves as executive editor, and oversees all content posted to the channel, which includes timely videos and her commentary on important issues facing the Nation. Additionally, the channel offers subscribers a behind-the-scenes look into Sarah’s personal life as mother, grandmother, wife and neighbor.
The Sarah Palin Channel is a community where Americans who share her ideals can share ideas, discuss the issues in-depth, and find solutions. Channel members will also have the ability to post their own videos, send questions to Sarah and participate in online video chats, where they can talk directly with her and other subscribers.
TAPP HERE
Uncle G....We have been attracting some really boring trolls. Reading their unaccomplished commentary is a worthless waste of time. I have to wonder how much time they spend reviewing the media sources that they are always calling democrat?
ReplyDeleteHow many people would vote for Herman Cain? Or, Sarah and the rest of odd conservative POTUS wantabes? Aren't they only FOXworthy?
RJ in Brownbackistan
The trolls on here today are most definitely not A Plus trolls. They do not use proper grammar and the punctuation I have seen would make a third grader blush with shame.
DeleteShe isn't any better, she knew about this fr at least 2 years and did NOTHING. As far as I am concerned she is as guilty as he is.
ReplyDeleteHa ha, here's proof sarah's facebook followers are fake. This has to be sarah posting glowing comments about herself. Pathetic, ignorant harridan....
ReplyDeleteChris Alexander Ginny Pollack, last fall Gov Palin stood with veterans in DC when Obama barricaded the WWII War Memorial, then went on a whirlwind book tour and filmed "Amazing America." Since January, she has been crisscrossing the country campaigning for constitutional conservatives as well as giving keynote speeches and raising funds for veterans. Two months ago she launched her popular online TV channel "SarahPalinChannel" which you can watch here and catch up with her other tireless work to get our country back on track > https://SarahPalinChannel.com/
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Sarah's channel has terrible ratings (or few subscriptions). What made TAPP think that Herman Cain was going to be another good idea? Or is it possible that TAPP is running a Vanity Channel, like those vanity publishers.
ReplyDeleteI just watched the Game Change clip on The View. Yes, Sarah you are no Hillary. Sarah is our afternoon Troll. Sarah, you are not only ruined in Alaaaaska but at IM also, too. Sarah, the media did not destroy you. You tripped the trap yourself....just like you did today. You are no Hillary, you are not even a Joni Ernst.
ReplyDeleteRJ
Herman Cain getting a channel is actually a very good thing. Herman Cain has worked all of his life and will actually put forth actual effort in making his channel a success. It is very doubtful that Herman will have a word of the day which lasts for a week. So, we can compare Hermon's efforts to Sarah's lack of effort and once again confirm what we already know; Sarah doesn't know the first thing about hard work. When the going gets too hard, Sarah quits. Always has and always will.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate your optimism, but Cain getting any kind of platform is not a good thing.
DeleteSpeaking of Willow and explosive temper, I'm really curious about her role in the brawl. Wasn't part of it started over an ex-BF of hers? and then she and Bristol were charging toward the ex's mom when Klingenmeyer got in the way? What was Willow doing while Bristol punched him? Was she trying to get into the fray, and people had to hold her back the same way they did Sarah? Was she egging Bristol on? Trying to talk her down? Giggling helplessly, like she did when Tripp used the f-word?
ReplyDeleteI just find it interesting that of the five adult Palins at the party, Willow is the only one who appears not to have engaged (or, in Sarah's case, tried unsuccessfully to engage) in physical violence, and I wonder why.
Anonymous12:53 PM
ReplyDeleteuhhhh.....regarding "Additionally, the channel offers subscribers a behind-the-scenes look into Sarah’s personal life as mother, grandmother, wife and neighbor,"
$carah OWES the behind-the-scenes neighborly brawl...lol
This could turn into comic gold. Imagine the two of them joining forces "Cain and Unable". Recipes for burnt mac and cheese and leftover pizza. They could have an interactive part called "Who dressed who this morning?" and "Pin the wig on the bald one".
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