Here is what was posted on Wednesday:
Sarah Palin Channel members can give their friends and loved ones a six-month or one-year subscription at 50% off with Sarah Palin Channel Gift Certificates. Prices are $30 and $50 respectively.
Some Palinistas have not joined the Channel, citing the cost. While the gift certificate is in effect, this is a good time to get your favorite Palinista on board.
Only current Sarah Palin Channel subscribers may purchase Sarah Palin Channel gift certificates. The offer was released 5:59 PM EST yesterday for “Today Only” but appears to be still in effect….we don’t know for how much longer.
I am going to guessing indefinitely.
I was asking myself, after reading this, it there was anybody that I disliked enough that I would buy this for them, and the answer is no.
I mean sure there is that one guy who threw my Peter Pan lunch pail into the garbage when I was in the third grade, but I really just wanted him to get hit by a car, not be subjected to the kind of caterwauling that might drive him mad.
Then there was that girl who stood me up in the tenth grade, but she ended up getting pregnant and had to get married before graduation to a guy in the Army. After which she had to spend several years away from her family living overseas.
Besides I slept with her best friend.
So no there is really nobody that I dislike enough to inflict this "gift" on them.
Here was my favorite part of the post:
The Sarah Palin Channel Gift Certificate is a sign that the Channel is expanding.
Clearly an expert in marketing. Because nothing says "We're successful" like begging your handful of subscribers to buy gift certificates for their friends and families.
You can also tell how successful the "channel" is by how much content is being given away for free, such as this recent video of Palin pretending to cook. (You can tell how much she respects her fans by the fact that she just threw her wig on over the remains of her hair without even trying to make it blend together.)
But then again these days it is really hard to get a hold of a good chunk of coal for that naughty boy or girl's Christmas stocking. Perhaps this would be a reasonable substitute.
I can hear the marketing ploy now. "The Sarah Palin Channel gift certificate. That'll teach'em!"
Sorry G to be spelling police again, but I think it's spelled "grift" certificate.
ReplyDeleteSo flogging gift certificates for half off is a sign that you are
ReplyDeletesuccessful huh? I don't believe I have ever in all my years of buying gift certificates been offered them at half off.
Palin needs to give it up and just finally put on a two foot high cross neckless, dye her hair purple and start begging for jeebus. THEN her people will send her tons of money.
Are you listening Snowdrift?
Hard to watch her playing with her hair, rubbing/wiping her nose, etc., with the same scrawny hands she is using to handle and prepare the food!! EEEWWWW!!
ReplyDeleteSend her a Krampus ornament and maybe she'll get a vague clue.
ReplyDeleteM from MD
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DeleteToo bad she's too stupid to know what it means, even if she does manage to google it. Betch she knows about Zwarte Piet though. ;)
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ReplyDeleteFor some reason when I was reading your article I flashed on "I Love Lucy" when Lucy and Ethel decide to make some money making and selling salad dressing. Unfortunately, it was costing them more to make it than they were charging. Lucy's solution was to just make more.
Pat Padrnos
+1,000 !
DeleteThe pie video is ridiculous. A woman of her age that would make an apple pie like that has clearly never made pies before. The juice is going to boil out because the bottom crust is too small and not sealed to the top crust. I couldn't listen, so I don't know what she said, but that is one pathetic looking pie.
ReplyDeleteOf course. She's a failure at baking just like she's a failure in every other aspect of her life.
DeleteIn the spirit of the season, I tried to be kind & consider it some sort of galette or other rustic pie, but no. Epic.Pie.Fail. Didn't even bother to show what the finished product "should" have looked like.
DeletePerhaps they were going to show the finished product but 45 minutes later either the pie or Palin or both were so jacked up that they had to scrap the final segment.
DeleteYes--she was definitely jacked-up on something. I don't usually watch her videos because, frankly, as an Alaskan, I am profoundly embarrassed by her. But I was curious about the pie so...
DeleteOMG--she looks so manic! Eyes darting from side to side, hands fluttering, wig askew--how can anyone be so unhinged from reality that they look at her and think "politician" or even "celebrity"? She looks so nervous, like she's never confronted a pie pan before. Hard to convince me that this pathetic effort comes from anyone at home in their kitchen.
And the stupid little black top that she clearly loves so much she's going to wear it every day. How fucking juvenile! This isn't a woman--just a child who never has grown up.
Got to say the SPC is sure turning out comedy gold!
Desperation hits a new low for Sarah and the Money Munchers!
ReplyDeleteWow. Her pie crust, which she admits is twice the size of her mother-in-law's, looks thick enough to pave a highway. Not at all tasty. That's not baking! Plus, the ingredients and directions for the pie crust are pretty standard. What makes it delicious is undoubtedly the experienced hand of the mother-in-law.
ReplyDeleteSarah, pls use a tissue when wiping your nose. Especially when you're cooking!
Finally, I hate to point it out, but you said "holiday season."
Sacrilege!!! We Christmas Warriors demand that you re-shoot that video and refer only and every time to "Christmas." All other "holidays" are fake and phony. You said so yourself, last year.
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If I were to give a half-price subscription (which I can't, because I'm not already a subscriber), I'd send one to Cindy McCain. I'm sure she'd enjoy the many thoughts she could glean by listening to the Wise Woman of Wasilla.
Sarah, when you refer to all that ice skating and, maybe, snow mobiling out there in your Alaskan wilderness, do you put on a sweater, jacket or parka, or is your skin so thick that you can frolic outdoors with bare shoulders?
P.S. I think that shirt needs a good washing -- it's had a lot of wearings recently. Plus, you don't wear an apron, and the dogs have been crawling all over it. Maybe it's time for a Christmas sweatshirt with Santa and his reindeer on the front?
the six monther is also known as the lifetime sub. after 6 months of looking and listening to sarah's drivel your life might be over, or after 6 months Sarah may quit her channel.
ReplyDeleteCyberspace has transformed begging. Direct mailers once hid this sort of groveling to target audiences. Now the entire world can enjoy Sarah's desperate last gasps.
ReplyDeleteIt seemed like only yesterday when Sarah ignored the entreaties of her adoring followers and waltzed around with her nose in the stratosphere.
Hell, it was only a few months ago when the whole Palin clan still believed they were royalty. They strutted in public as if they owned every Alaskan they encountered. Then they made the mistake of venturing among the populace without paid, armed security guarding them. They were butt naked. Bristol had her thong snapped and the Palin boys had to bend over and assume the position.
Sarah had to run away and hide in the limo, locking the doors and covering her ears while her family got their asses kicked in front of the world.
And the damage control response from the Palin camp? Go on the offensive! Threaten to run for elected office again....
GASP! Gasp gasp g a s p . . . .
I willing to try and find a subscriber, I guess looking around a mental hospital or Klan meeting will be the best place to find one, pass the hat, and buy Sen. John McClain a subscription, so he can help share, and endure, the kind of horror he unleashed upon us
ReplyDelete"buy Sen. John McClain a subscription"
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Yes, that is who I'd buy a subscription for and I'd make him watch it 24/7, eyes-wide-open like in "A Clockwork Orange", so that he could not close and shield his eyes from the horrific imagery on the $PChannel.
So hunched back. Chip plastic container for sugar? Where is the nice canister set? omg The pots/pan are brand new or it is just never used. hahaha what a jerk.
ReplyDeleteAre those a few can-sized dings in the fridge, too?
DeleteOmg i missed that one.
DeleteThe major flaw in this marketing blitz is: the discounts are only valid if they are bought by an EXISTING account holder. How many actual account holders exist?
ReplyDeleteMaybe if it deal was opened to allow those who comment on her Facebook page a discount into the fold, Sara could grift some newcomers... It is hard to imagine reasonable people actually believe the shit she posts, but they are out there.
This Youtube says it all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk
Sarah's goal is to be able to make cinnamon buns that taste exactly like the fast-food Cinnabons available at airports everywhere?
ReplyDeleteWow. When she masters that cuisine challenge, I hope she'll move on to making homemade Twinkies, or a perfect a secret sauce recipe from Burger King.
She doesn't realize how ridiculous she sounds -- at the age of 50, with a variety of children in her house for 28+ years, she still doesn't know how to make a pie, and is excited by the idea of caramelizing nuts for baking. What has she been feeding the masses all these years? And what level of take-out depravity does she believe her subscribers live in?
The odds are that the people who've laid out money for a subscription already do a great deal of home cooking, and can make a pie crust -- from scratch! -- without any coaching.
Funny thing is you can find recipes for homemade Hostess cupcakes that are sooooo much better than what Hostess puts out anymore. Heck, I even had a fabulous bakery version of one at the Metropolitan Museum of Art cafeteria once that was at least twice as large as those dried out, tasteless Hostess ones. Just a beguiling FYI.
DeleteM from MD
Wish you'd stop linking to the SPC, you're just driving her page views up.
ReplyDeleteWhat, from 20 to 50? No worries.
DeleteNext up... a video of Sarah decorating their Charlie Brown tree. I can hardly wait!
ReplyDeleteHer hands are white-white because she is self-tanning from the wrists up --tanning your hands (not the palms) is clearly too tricky.
ReplyDelete(Somebody was asking a few days ago on why her hands were so white.)
Ahh. I thought she was bleaching her hands to lose the age spots.
DeleteI wonder if she sleeps in that gawd offul black top. She must be in love with how she looks in it.
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly what she is, in love with the way she thinks she looks in it. She thinks she looks young and hot and so she will wear it until it rots away. The same thing with those disgusting black jeans she wore over and over and over again.
DeleteWe're talking about a woman who stuffed her bra, put on that pink top and black skirt and walked around NYC like she had to take a dump.
Also -- re above vid. "I TRY to get up and make...my GOAL is..."
ReplyDeletetypical talk of somebody who never gets up and does anything domestic. Cooking examples are pathetic: smooching around sugar... all ingredients all ready made (by somebody else) for the pie...who believe anything this woman does or says?
WAKE UP, Palinbots!!! all 10 of you left out there.
Good grief! I hate to be a bakery snob, but my mother taught me how to make a pie crust- and it never looked like this mess! You roll the bottom crust slightly bigger than the pan so it hangs over the edge, then you trim it to a uniform width, fold top and bottom together, and crimp them between your fingers to seal in the juices as it bakes. This looks like pie baking 101 for remedial learners!
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly. If this is what Sally taught Sarah we now know how far the nut fell from the tree! To roll out a pie pastry dough you indeed roll it larger than the pie plate, throw in the filling, cover with another oversized piece of rolled out pastry dough, cut, roll the edges under and then crimp! The Palin production looks like a lot of hooey. This woman has no interest in baking and she is stretching far to perform any task beyond grifting. Also, Gryphen, I entirely enjoyed reading about your childhood foibles!
DeleteLooks like she let the the Pillsbury Redi-Crust get too warm before she tried to put it in the plate.
DeleteThen she dumps in (what--me measure?) the pre-made filling before flopping the the top crust on. No dotting with butter, no extra sprinkle of cinnamon, no personal touches at all.
The attempt at crimping is pathetic. And honey, the knife work on top is to let the steam out, not to write a novel.
Finally, where's the putting it in the oven, & thru the magic of television, whip the "one she made earlier" out to show the masses? She can't even think far enough ahead to do that.
Anonymous10:32 AM
DeleteI learned in Home EC in SCHOOL and my mom also,too!
I didn't even watch her, she is so fucking fake! Her idiot fanbots eat this shit up they are all trying to make pie crusts now...duh!
What do you know? Pillsbury Reddi-Crusts are MY family pie crust recipe as well....
DeleteThe video would have been more 'educational' had she shown Sally peeling and slicing and seasoning the apple filling.
ReplyDeleteHelpful note to any cooks of Palin's level who may watch the pecan portion for 'instruction'. Keep the plastic bag a bit further away from the flame. Also good idea to keep burning decorative candles out of the middle of the prep area.
Is that the famous Palin refrigerator in the kitchen? If you look at it, you can actually see dents in it. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that Sarah pretending to make a pie (gross when she wiped her nose with her hand and then continued to touch the food) is going to get her any new subscribers.
Caroll, lol its so funny to count "the dents" bwhaaaahaa!!!
DeleteHooHaaaaah~~~
Going back to Palin's Thanksgiving message to her SPC subscribers that she posted, not on SPC, but on facebook, here's a partial guide to how God's gift to the Palin family is treated:
ReplyDelete1:12 after grabbing Trig, Sarah gives him a disapproving look
1:38 Palin secures Trig in an across-the-body hold, looks like she’s poking him in his armpit
1:48 1:53, 2:06 Sarah puts Trig in a neck lock
2:16 Piper reaches to take Trig, Sarah releases him. He verbally and physically resists, makes an angry face at Piper.
2:24-25 Piper pinches the skin under Trig's chin, presses in on his cheeks and turns his head towards her
2:27 still pressing his cheeks, Piper sticks her tongue out at Trig, then turns away and smiles
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152899546378588&set=vb.24718773587&type=2&theater
Wish there was a way to post the screen shots. They tell a dismal story.
That little Trig sure has some beautifully shaped ears!
DeleteWell, at least at age 6 Trig finally got his strabismus operation. It's about time.
DeleteI wonder if normal baby-teeth loss is the reason he's missing his two front teeth, or 6 years of a sippy cup and no solid food...?
Well now we know why Joe McGinniss never got that homemade blueberry pie from Mrs. Palin, it's because she's never baked a pie in her life!
ReplyDeleteWhat does this woman excel at besides stirring up hate?
10:42 your comment is great - Sarah does excel at stirring up hate and then some!
DeleteIt's sad how liberals create negativity in the most positive things. I'd feel sorry for you if I dedicated any brain space to you
ReplyDeleteOh honey, its obvious you have no brain space to spare. But thanks for playing!
Deletego fuck yourself.
DeleteSweetie, we're having lots of fun watching the Wasilla Wacho make a fool of herself. It's not a positive thing -- she demonstrates her total lack of insight and skill at every juncture.
DeletePlease don't waste your tiny, precious "brain space" on us. We don't need your pity. We're the majority, and we're happy just the way we are.
The fact that the Palin family are fakes and phonies -- well, I feel sorry for the kids, because they never knew what life could be outside the toxic bubble in which they live. As frequently demonstrated on sarahpalinchannel's actual videos.
"Beneficient"
DeleteAnd I would feel sorry for you if you had to actually eat that pie
DeleteIf you had any brain space to dedicate, you could try cleaning the spittle off your chin, wipe the boogers from you upper lip and try to find a reason to live.
DeleteYou've got no brain, Palin Worshiper!
DeleteBy all means save your "brain space"; you don't seem to have much left.
DeleteBy making your ridiculous comment you have already lost ten brain cells. Be careful - I think you are running a bit short.
DeletePat Padrnos
And yet here you are. I assume that took some attention, a click, and some typing?
DeleteI guess you're saying you do these things brainlessly, then. I would agree.
As if you have any brain space to dedicate to anything.
DeleteThere is nothing positive about an evil, hateful creature like Palin, and if you think positively about her, it can only be because you, like Palin, are a nasty, hateful individual. And stupid.
What brain space?
Deletewell 10:49...looks like you just shot the wad of what you had left between your ears when you came here. oops also too
DeleteAlicia, is that you? If you didn't "waste your brain space" here, you'd have absolutely nothing to do.
DeleteKaJo -- I think we're talking space where some brains should be....but aren't.
DeleteAnonymous10:49 AM
Deletedearie, don't worry about liberals . You should tell scrah her underams are flapping & look nasty & her neck is all flappy & vainey and it's almost merged with her chin; worry about that mean ugly piper pinching triG; tripp kicking the dog; scarah desecrating the flag by placing it in a filthy garage--just so it can look like she's poor. Everyone knows has a studio.
Oh...and acting sexy & girly in the "pie" video & showing her old-lady hands is sick and even nastier since she's wearing the same old dirty shirt...ewww
Anonymous10:49 AM
Deleteit sad how scarah uses those kids and lies so much just to get herself and entire KKKlan out working.
Why is her pie crust already rolled out and then wrapped back up into long thin columns, sort of like the premade pie crusts that you get in the refrigerated section of the grocery store? I know I don't cut plastic wrap to a circle shape when I make pies, you can see that on the rolling mat that's unser where she's working on the counter. Gee, in fact, there's usually flour involved with rolling pie crust, every ingredient she could possibly have is out BUT the flour. Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteExactly. These are Pillsbury pre-made pie crusts. Why does she have to lie about everything. Faye Palin's pie crust recipe is an oil crust. Easy as . . . well, pie (though I'm not partial to oil crusts.)
DeleteOil crusts are notoriously crumbly. You couldn't roll one up, you're lucky to put it in the pan without it falling apart- unless you use so much other liquid that it's an inedible tough mess.
Deletescarah lies even when there's no reason to lie, and even makes videos just to lie...scarah enough of your b/s. Even your followers know you lie.
Delete1) Who makes an apple pie two days in advance? She didn't say she baked it, just put the wet apple mixture in unbaked dough and then wrapped it up. By the time it went in the oven, it would be a sloppy, unmanageable mess, with the juices falling out of the untrimmed top crust.
ReplyDelete2) Hey, where's the American flag in her kitchen? I thought she had one in every nook and cranny of her hockey rink.
She's got plastic "canisters" and a new or unused frying pan, but no flag, or flag pin, or flag decoration. How are we to believe this is really an All-American military-grade kitchen?
3) As someone noted above, her "goal" is to get up early on Thanksgiving and Christmas to "try" to recreate a Cinnabon recipe. What are the odds that she never quite crawls out of bed before the rest of the family, and they've resorted to driving to Dunkin' Donuts or the local coffee shop to get something to eat before Sarah appears for her closeup around 11 a.m.? An A++ fraud.
LOL. Why would any cook aspire to create a Cinnabon? Gag me.
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Deleteconcerning the unwashed hunchbacked crosseyed skank fraud it should read; aspiring to BE a cook ...
For a lady that has made an awful lot of money being a royal pain in the ass, she sure does have a limited wardrobe. What is it now? 3 times we've seen this hooker look on her just recently??
ReplyDeleteI mean damn...even her bots are getting tired of this shirt...
From the crone's own FB page:
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Michael Broughton Hey Sara, yes, you are attractive. But lets start dressing like a prospective POTUS. You will still be attractive in a well tailored suit!
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You gotta love it when even her panty sniffers call her out over her questionable fashion choices!! LMAO.
Lets hope for the sake of those downwind from her that she at least airs her clothes out between wearings.
Just look at her Trig pregnancy wardrobe... two outfits, three jackets and 5 scarves. The same crap she wore when not pregnant minus the belly concealing scarves.
DeleteYes, the girls have been busily deleting derogatory comments about her absurd get-up since lady blah blah posted it.
DeleteHe's such a big fan he can't even get Sarah's name right.
DeleteHere is another telltale that Sarah is a half-ass cook: She is not wearing a cooking apron.
ReplyDeleteShe only mentioned Cinnabuns because Dr Laura is a huge Cinnabun fan.
It struck me as odd that she mentioned her "mother-in-law" and not good ole Mom Heath.
ReplyDeleteI thought Sarah and Todd's parents hated each other.
Do you suppose this is her way of cozy-ing up with the Palin Seniors who happen to be long-time friends with the new governor?
See, now they have something Sarah doesn't--friendship with the person who can reveal all Sarah and Todd's state secrets and deceptions.
This is so typical Sarah. Ignore or hate people who can't help you get what you want, treat them like they are someone important if they can further her aims.
Sarah, just because Todd's parents know the new governor, and his campaign staff let Todd sit at his table during a debate does NOT make you important in state politics.
Remember it was you who told us that you don't need a title and it was you who left us Alaskans to renege on your sworn on the Bible oath of office.
Chef Boyardumb tries to bake a pie ...LMAO.
ReplyDeleteMy border collie can make a better pie crust.
Sarah does not have a clue as to how hot and sticky sugar is when it caramelizes. Pour on wax paper ... LMAO
Sarah give up cooking ... you are clueless.
Chef Boyardumb! Thanks for the laugh, Anon 12:03.
Delete" Chef Boyardumb ", That is hilarious , !!
DeleteWhy is she now pretending to be a cook? Testing the waters? Let's see, politics didn't work out for her, reality TV didn't work out for her, Fox gave her a test run as a studio host, twice, that didn't work out for her, her current Fox gigs in her home studio are few and far between, so what's next, trying to become a TV chef?
ReplyDeleteSeriously one does not make candied pecans with just sugar and nuts! Butter is also one of the three ingredients, the sugar won't caramelize properly without some sort of liquid or fat. She's such a delight to watch because she has no clue!
She's as racist as Paula Deen and as skinny as Giada but lacks their cooking skills.
Don't even get me started on that pie....
One does not even make candied pecans in a frying pan on the stove (toasting raw nuts, maybe...). From multiple cooking websites (even one of the moronic Palins could have googled this):
DeleteCANDIED PECANS
This simple recipe for candied nuts only calls for 7 ingredients. They are perfect for topping various salads, entrees and desserts. And they also make a delicious gift!
PREP: 10 MIN
COOK: 40 MIN
TOTAL: 50 MIN
INGREDIENTS:
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar, packed
1 Tablespoon ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon cayenne (optional)
4 cups (12 ounces) pecans halves, unsalted
1 egg white, whisked
DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 300 degrees F.
Add the granulated sugar, brown sugar, cinnamon, salt and cayenne to a large bowl or ziplock bag. Toss or whisk until evenly combined. Set aside.
In a separate bowl, add pecans and egg whites, and gently toss until combined and the pecans are evenly coated. Add in the sugar mixture, and toss until combined.
Spread the mixture out in a single layer on a parchment-lined baking sheet. (If your baking sheet is not that large, you may need to split the batch onto two baking sheets.)
Bake for about 40 minutes, removing the nuts and giving them a stir every 20 minutes, until the pecans are fragrant and the sugar coating is cooked. (The sugar will harden more once the pecans are out of the oven.)
Remove from the oven, and let the baking sheet cool on a cooling rack until the nuts reach room temperature. Transfer them to a sealed container and store until ready to use.
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As Paul Harvey used to say, "And now the REST of the story."
Check out an article on Raw Story by Travis Gettys concerning Megan Fox - whom you did an article on a day or so ago. "Science-hating home school mom sued for defamation in ongoing library porn flap."
Pat Padrnos
Oh, what an original pie crust. Flour, water, and sugar! How did she ever come up with that unique recipe! Seriously - and hello, the carmelized pecans- looks like she forgot to turn on the stove. most people use maple syrup to carmelize pecans. Hers looks like the type 2 diabetes version. Oh, and that shirt has now seen it's better days. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteNo, most people( pecan trees are native to Texas) use cane syrup which is a syrup produced from boiling down sugar cane. Also my husband uses cane syrup along with a portion of rum to make his pecan pies which come from our own pecan trees. but even my northern Mom taught me how to roll out pie crust better than Sarah can do by the time I was 7.
DeleteWhat does 50% off of worthless amount to?
ReplyDeleteGryph, A subscription to CRAPs SPC is not for someone you secretly hate. A subscription is for someone you rilly, rilly, rilly, vibrantly and openly hate.
ReplyDeleteAttention shoppers, 50% off all Sarah products, black Friday specials, all Sarah all the time! Get this offer limited offer while supplies last, get it now and be the first to buy the last of the Palin era.
ReplyDeleteComments from her FB page on kid/dog video. Who do you think "Mark Adams" who always runs to her defense really is? Obviously much too coherent in "his" writing to be a palin.
ReplyDeleteGerald Warner Sarah, Since your page is locked from sending private messages I have no choice but to ask it here. There is an article with you at a turkey farm and you made some comments about Native Americans and Alaskan Eskimos. Do you mind clarifying those statements?
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Mark Adams Sarah Palin is falsely accused of statements she did not say and/or her words have been taken out of the context by the media.You didn't read Sarah Palin's "opinion". You read a bogus story about Sarah Palin on a satire site. One of the many false stories about Sarah Palin with the purpose to vilify her. Yet another false story that was designed to discredit Sarah Palin. By the way,her husband is a Native and all her kids have Native blood. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/thanksgiving.asp
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Gerald Warner Then she better file charges against those who make such lies. I don't believe in snopes either because of their reputations.
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Jason Jacobs I had the same question??
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Mark Adams You didn't read Sarah Palin's "opinion". You read a bogus story about Sarah Palin on a satire site. One of the many false stories about Sarah Palin with the purpose to vilify her. Yet another false story that was designed to discredit Sarah Palin. By the way,her husband is a Native and all her kids have Native blood. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/thanksgiving.asp
Not all her kids have Native blood unless Curtis Menard was part Native.
DeleteIsn't Taaaahd only like 1/8th Native? That would make any kids that were his 1/16th Native, and their kids 1/32nd Natie. That's not a whole lot of Native blood.
DeleteCurt Menard Jr dropped seeds into the Wasilla skank many times.
DeleteTime to contact the Food Network.
ReplyDelete"Throw down with Bobby Flay"!
The Challenge....
Apple pie with caramelized pecans.
Well, she's sure no Mary Berry. Heck, she's not even as good as most 4-Hers at the county fair.
DeleteWhy does she insist on trying to be all things to all people? When she tries to display her parenting skills, her grandma skill, her animal husbandry skills, her cooking skills, her hunting skills, her rock climbing skills, her dog sledding skills, the list goes on and on, she fails miserably.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't she just be "Sarah Palin" the person and choose one thing that she is good at and focus on it? It's as if in 50 years of life on this earth that she has not found just one thing that defines her, one thing that is her joy and her identifying accomplishment or an activity that she excels at.
She's lived over half a lifetime not having developed one single character trait that defines her. She just keeps striving to identify herself as something, or someone who is know for something specific but is always coming up short in her attempt to find out who she is and put her finger on the definite quality that makes Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin. A fine example is when she asked her handlers in 2008 if "her brand was hair up", as if even she didn't know who she really she was to begin with but "hair up" was a good starting point. To have such an undeveloped sense of self at her age is very odd indeed.
Weak, undefined humans like her are dangerous because they are available to the highest bidder, they are available to be bought, sold and molded into whatever another person wants them to be and I think she's been pulled in so many directions by so many handlers that at this point she doesn't even know how to fill in her own still blank slate.
THIS is an awesome and insightful post! Thank you!
DeleteI think Sarah is trying to be a a Renaissance woman. She fails of course. A renaissance man is a person who is skilled in multiple fields or multiple disciplines, and who has a broad base of knowledge. Sarah tries to be all things and isn't good at anything but gritting.
DeleteGreat comment, 2:27. Sarah does seem to try on various personas. Someone else will be lauded or noted for something, and the next day, she'll come along and copy them. She seems to have no sense of self, and takes her clues from whoever is around her. I wonder who she is when she is alone.
DeleteThat explains why Scarah is showing her flappy neck & top arms on her own FB, not to mention the flap under her underarms & look at that chin. I am sure that at this stage she's going for the sorry look to get sympathy from other to sign up for her little website (channel). The woman looks filthy on purpose to make sure others feel sorry for her working I a garage..
ReplyDeleteBut, what got my attention is how piper pinched the kids neck and mocked his uncontrollable tongue while tripp kicked the dog.
Does she think those tidbits will garner sympathy...well, perhaps from her redneck followers.
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That explains why Scarah is showing her flappy neck & top arms on her own FB, not to mention the flap under her underarms & look at that chin. I am sure that at this stage she's going for the sorry look to get sympathy from other to sign up for her little website (channel). The woman looks filthy on purpose to make sure others feel sorry for her working I a garage..
ReplyDeleteGrift Certificates......
ReplyDeleteWhat got my attention is how piper pinched the trig's neck & mocked his uncontrollable tongue & tripp kicking the dog.
ReplyDeleteBut, perhaps she was only trying to show her flappy neck & underarms, and wrinkly chin. Does she think those tidbits will garner sympathy...well, perhaps from her redneck followers who dress & act like her.
Piper was extremely cruel to her brother in that video and Tripp was extremely cruel to the dog. Children learn what they live and this video was just so sad.
DeleteWhat is even sadder is that no one--not Sarah, not her handlers, not the person who shot the video, not even her followers--sees what is right in front of their faces. Says a lot about the kind of people they are.
Delete"Anonymous10:49 AM It's sad how liberals create negativity in the most positive things. I'd feel sorry for you if I dedicated any brain space to you"
ReplyDelete1. there's NOTHING positive about an old grifter taking money without shame so she & her kin can live for free. Most of us have to work. The woman has no shame. That's negative.
Only Sarah's fan club would be stupid enough to pay 50% off for gift certificates to view material she posts on facebook for free.
ReplyDeleteCan there really be folks out there that dim witted?
That's the best she has? Piper is dressed more appropriate for her age than her mother. Who cares? What is the point? she can [ not really] make a pie? What the "F" as Bristol would say.
ReplyDeleteWho in their right mind would care about a pie? President Sarah vote for her well she can make a pie... sort of. God or Dog there really is nothing more stupid than this woman, totally clueless about her kids, saw her facebook post, what kind of idiot thinks that that makes her look good? prompting Piper to say "military" is what she is thankful for! Idiot! get a clue, sit there on your ass as Piper sticks her tongue out at Trig , you realize they are making fun of him right? You have taught your kids nothing! no compassion, no work ethic , no soul, you are so dumb that you can't see it. Get lost, jump in your dead lake, stand on the street coroner in your skank top
grow the hell up. How old are you? almost 51, start acting like it and take some damn responsibility for your kids and act like a Mom.
You only have to look at how she dresses herself to know she has no awareness of how she looks to others. She is so blinded by her own ego she can't see how embarrassing and pathetic she looks to normal people. She's sitting there, twitching and shaking, thinking she looks so hot, while the world watches her kids and grandkids abuse each other and the pets. All Sarah is thinking is "I look so HOT in this top! Everyone will be so jealous!"
DeleteWhat a twit!
At one point the Palin panty-sniffer would go on and on and on about how all the kids would "coo" to Tri-g. Doesn't seem like there's any cooing anymore. Barstool and Wallow make crossed-eye faces and Piper mocks his poor control of his tongue.
DeleteYeah, the one with the sibling-on-sibling bullshit and child-on-dog abuse really bothered me. I feel half traumatized when I watch a Palin video these days. I have to take a shower.
DeleteThe flag behind her in the box. The only time I've seen a triangular-ly folded flag is when it's given to a relative of a veteran who has died. And she's got the special box for it, which for sure is only for that kind of flag. What's the story?
ReplyDeleteShe bought it off ebay perhaps?
DeleteOr it was given to her by some demented fan? Or she bought it at "Patriots R Us" along with the many flag and assorted red-white-and-blue geegaws she is always wearing.
DeleteAnne Daveau Kight What a phony. The girls were quite obviously told what to say say. your kids are props for your shameless self promotion. Trashy top, nice look.
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I read it and they block people from "liking" negative comments and delete the ones they don't want. HA!
DeleteUncle Gryph read this:
ReplyDeletePicking on the Obama Girls Isn’t Smart, Especially if You Work for a GOP Congressman
She Matters: Elizabeth Lauten, communications director for U.S. Rep. Stephen Fincher, found out the hard way what happens when you go after Sasha and Malia.
http://www.theroot.com/articles/culture/2014/11/elizabeth_lauten_faces_backlash_after_scolding_sasha_and_malia_on_facebook.html?wpisrc=topstories
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