What I enjoy the most about watching this lady is just how absolutely certain she is about what she is saying.
There is not a shred of doubt in her voice, in her affect, or in her super intense stare.
In her mind that drink is NOT a Christian drink, it is clearly the work of the devil, and she is dedicated to warning people about it.
You know sometimes I think it must be so comforting to see the world in such stark terms of good and evil, especially when you have convinced yourself that you are working on the side of good, and that the most powerful presence in the universe is working alongside you.
You know I was thinking of having a Monster energy drink today. But I just could not bring myself to break God's heart.
So then, Red Bull explains Sarah?
ReplyDeleteYes I heard it gave her wings.
DeleteOld bat wings.
Gryphen6:37 AM
DeleteYes I heard it gave her wings.
Old bat wings.
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She must drink MONSTER also,too b/c she has "Harpy wings" you know the wings of SATAN!!!
Hooohaaah!
Old wrinkled leathery bat wings.
DeleteOH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
ReplyDeleteoops, did I say that out loud?
M+ldred
This is so funny! I have a nutty Facebook friend who posted this yesterday and said she would never drink Monster because of it. She also posts weird stuff about Beyonce being a satanist and using satanic symbols in her videos. Not coincidentally, she is the only FB friend I have who actually shares posts from Brancy's blog HAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteIt's really pretty hard NOT to use "satanic symbols" when any symbol that's not a cross (unless it's upside down) or a star of David are considered "satanic symbols" by these people.
DeleteThe thing that makes me LOL about this video is the woman disingenuously pretending like she was giving Monster the benefit of the doubt by thinking "oh, maybe they're a Christian company..."
I wonder if she also thought Playboy might be a Christian company what with the Easter bunny as it's logo and all...
O/T Megyn Kelly calling like it is...
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This person is so entrenched in the mythology of Christian belief, that she sees a bogeyman on a can
ReplyDelete$100 cash says she votes for Ted Cruz, and thinks Rush Limbaugh is god.
But, and get this, according to 1 Tim. 2:12 in the New Testament, women are not supposed to be teaching men, or have authority over them.
So this woman is breaking that mandate by publicly instructing men who might walk by.
The religionists have never in 30 years of conversation with me EVER been able to excuse or justify Ephesians 6:5, which supports and condones slavery.
"My people perish for lack of knowledge" She needs to take a critical thinking course somewhere ..... I'm sure Bob Jones provides one. this is just one example of the danger we are in with the erosion of separation of church and state.
ReplyDeleteI just had a bowel movement....wonder if this freak would like to examine it and tell me what message Satan is trying to send me. Think I'll get myself a 10 pack of Monster.
Can anyone tell me where to get some of those bumper stickers?
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I been meaning to write you, but google doesn't mention your address. What kind of car do you drive and which picture of Sarah do you want on it?
DeleteLOL, oh my Dog Gryphen, you really really need to put a warning to set down our coffee cups.
ReplyDeleteBut the best part was her thinking her almighty God would need to endorse products. Just what are the God products?
But the my opinion may be swayed by the fact I wore a Fox t shirt yesterday with a monster logo on it. BBAAWWWAAAAHHHHH
"See how clever the devil is?". The inference being that she's smarter. God love a duck!
ReplyDeleteSatan is smarter than God? Hokay!
Delete" You know I was thinking of having a Monster energy drink today. But I just could not bring myself to break God's heart. "
ReplyDeleteSorry Gryphen, you must drink because it gives you the strength to continue the mighty quest to bring down the Heathen Queen. When that quest is done, then and only then may you refuse the elixir.
Me thinks this woman is insane and needs SERIOUS professional help. Maybe she can give ol' stinky wig a ride also.
ReplyDeleteThis kind of crap really scares as it's a foreboding of things to come. Founding fathers are rolling in their graves.Where was this taken I wonder?
There have always been people like this amongst us, ever since there has been religion there have been people taking it to far. Obviously this woman has some pretty serious delusions and whether they were there before she was brainwashed by religion, or religion is the cause is debatable.
DeleteScience has show us that it takes a certain type of mind and personality to buy into this stuff so I'm going with that she had a mental illness that allowed her to be hoodwinked by religion and now she's on the freight train barreling down the crazy tracks full speed, enabled by religion and a belief in the supernatural.
These are the people that burned witches, and in some countries still do. These are the people that lynched people of color because their god considered them not human. These are the people that see imaginary signs and have no problem hurting others if they feel that "god told them to". Damn right these people are scary because they should be locked up in mental institutions before they hurt someone, all in the name of god.
Who wants to bet that in a previous life she was a witch burner at Salem?
DeleteShe must have a lot of time on her hands to spend analyzing soda cans for references to Satan. Hey Christian Lady, why don't you volunteer at a homeless shelter or soup kitchen? God would approve.
I recently purchased an app for my iPhone called "The Skeptic's Annotated Bible". Its a nice reminder that the bible is just a loosely organized book of stories and not a scientific work of fact. Case in point, in Genesis on the first day god created night and day but he didn't create light sources, the sun and stars, until day 4. That's a pretty big plot hole, and that's on page 1. I'll have to look up when satan made energy drinks...
ReplyDeleteWhat about those Bartles and Jaymes wine coolers Bristol is so fond of? Rumor has it the B and J logo stands for Beelzebub and Judas, well there ya go that explains the "Tent" episode! so Bristol was clearly under the influence of more than wine coolers. B and J also stands for blow jobs..coincidence? ask Bristol.
ReplyDeleteIn the tent it stands for Bristol and Just Anybody Will Do.
DeleteWhat's in a name?
DeleteLOL. Did she purchase the goods in question? Did she have somebody else purchase them? Did she just find them somewhere? Did she (gasp) steal them? No matter what happened, merely because she is touching the goods makes her A CONSORT OF SATAN! (hee hee hee)
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many of us remember the uproar over the Procter & Gamble man-in-the-moon logo? Some retard at the time claimed it was proof they were affiliated with and supported the Church of Satan. Ultimately P&G had to change their logo.
ReplyDeleteThe accusers had been drinking from the poisonous cup of too much religion, as is so often the case.
Funny, my oldest son came down this morning with his Monster energy drink in hand. He's outside helping to get the house buttoned up for the winter. I didn't know the it was really the devil helping.
ReplyDeleteThe devil is doing one hell of a good job now that he drank that Monster energy drink. I was even going to have a mid day meal and as we speak, have a 10 pound stuffed chicken in the oven. I think we will be okay because I made the stuffing with lots of garlic and I hear that garlic chases the devil away.
I'll send word if the devil gets out of hand.
You are too funny and kudos to your son for helping with the home.
DeleteSo . . . "B F C" has the F-word. "MILF" has the F-word. Therefore, the makers of Monster are not a Christian company. Track, Bristol, and Willow frequently use the F-word, even to our fine fellows in blue. Thus, Track, Bristol, and Willow are not Christian.
ReplyDelete"Thus, Track, Bristol, and Willow are not Christian."
DeleteThis. And neither is their ham actress Mommy.
I'd love to see this sanctimonious Stepford Wife excuse herself, hide in a bathroom stall and swig a full can of Devil Juice, just so she can keep bleating to the sheep all day.
Jesus wept.
ReplyDeleteAnother energy drink, Rockstar , is owned by Russell Weiner, Michael Savage's son. The logo has two backward Rs which could be interpreted by the insane as an insult to Ronald Reagan.
ReplyDeleteIn the bible, god killed at least two and a half million people. Satan only killed ten. Satan seems to be the lesser of the two evils. If God actually was out there endorsing his own energy drink in competition with Satan's Monster drink, l'd be way more leery of it being poisoned or something, given God's history of mass murdering innocent people and all.
ReplyDeleteIt's as if she found a 25 year old unproduced script for Dana Carvey's "Church Lady" and decided to run with it.
ReplyDeleteBWAAHAAHAAHAA
ReplyDeleteAs I have said many times, whole lot of crazy going on in America. The crazy is concentrated mostly in the Midwest from border to border and in the South coast to coast.
This is a fine example of extreme boredom and TMF (Terminal Mind Fuck). "Seek and you shall find", well she's been doing a hell of a lot of seeking and finding. Look closely at this nymphomaniac, this is the face of a woman who hasn't had her toes curled in a long, long, long time. Hell, her husband probably fakes orgasm to spare himself from chewing through her arm and escaping through the window.
ReplyDeleteSometimes an energy drink is just an energy drink, cheese!!!!
Sarah drinks that crap doesn;t she? ROFL
ReplyDeleteand when u spin the record backwards it says satanic verses. why even give these kooks a platform??
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