Thanks to Phil and Miss Kay for the most scrumptious country cooking tonight in their home kitchen! So authentic and everything from scratch! I recognized lots of recipes from Miss Kay's cookbook: chicken and dumplings, fried cornbread, turnip greens, creamed corn, squash casserole... we are now happy, happy, happy, and stuffed! Great to share a meal with the Duck Commander crew. Now I'm stoked to try more of these great recipes from Miss Kay's Duck Commander Kitchen Cookbook when I get home. Thanks for the great visit, Louisiana!
- Sarah Palin
If you actually think that Palin read Miss Kay's cookbook and "recognized lots of recipes" I still have that bridge to nowhere I could sell you.
Palin's idea of making food from scratch means actually using her own gas to drive to Taco Bell to pick her order of Crunchwrap Supremes. ("Do you have any idea how long I had to slave over a hot drive up window to make that food for you?")
So now at least we know how Palin convinced the "Duck Commander" to come to her Unity Rally part deux. She simply offered to help pimp his wife's cookbook.
It was a case of you wash my back I'll shave yours.
Don't forget the part about buying the Crunchwrap Supremes, scarfing them down, and forcing herself to vomit them back up. Go Sarah.
ReplyDeleteAnd look she even brought her own pimp!
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GOTCHA!!!!
HoooHaaa
Look at how gorgeous and sexy that woman wearing a turtleneck looks. All the women of the DD clan (and I am no fan of DD) are appropriately dressed and then suddenly, one of these things is different than the others. On what planet is the cold shoulder top and hip-hugger jeans appropriate for a woman d'un certain age? Nothing ages a woman faster than trying too hard to look young.
ReplyDeleteAs a male I agree with you and I would only expect to see a much younger woman wearing that outfit if she was out looking for a date at some meat bar. Are hiphuggers out of date, because I don't see anyone wearing cloths like the ones she's wearing when I'm out and about. I also agree for someone her age wearing the tacky cloths she's wearing just makes her look silly and totally ridiculous. I also don't recall any of the older stars wearing the type of cloths she's wearing. Also, her cloths only reenforce my image of her as being immature, which I believe she really is when I also look at what she wears and says. Her narcissistic personality may also play a part in the cloths she choses to wear.
DeleteI would never let either of my daughters walk out of our house wearing such a slutty-looking top. Heck, I wouldn't allow them to buy it with their own money.
ReplyDeleteIt's bad enough that she wore this outfit to a dinner party let alone a speech. It looks like a top to be worn with a thong-dress! As Judge Judy would say, " did you know where you were coming today?"
ReplyDeleteWell, well, well, Skanky! A Michelle Obama you surely AIN'T! Look at that emaciated naked (YUCK!!!) arm! Can you even LIFT five pounds anymore?! Also, world to Skanky: you ain't no biker chick either - no matter how much you try to look like one. 1) you would skat in your pants if you had to ride one on your own, and 2) even though the color of your 'clothes' might be correct, the STYLE is totally HOOHAH whore. (I see you even brought your own two-toned pimp with you...)
ReplyDeleteAlso, too: that duck f*cker looks like he is ready to choke his wife in that top picture...
His wife can afford a breast reduction, at least for the health of her back. Ouch. Or at least get a good fitting for a bra for support.
DeleteAnon@7:14 AM, Phil the Dirty Ol' Man probably likes Miz Kay that way.
DeleteP.S. Here's something the Palins and the Robertsons have in common, despite (or perhaps because of) their publicly proclaimed religiosity:
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/duck-dynastys-miss-kay-robertson-phil-and-i-had-alan-out-of-wedlock-2014306
It looks like Sarah is wearing a blood pressure cuff.
ReplyDeleteThe DD women would never dress like that. They dress like the wealthy suburbanites that they are. Although, Miss Kay could use that belt of Sarah's to haul up her boobies. The only things fake in that kitchen are the Palins.
RJ in Brownbackistan
I thought it was an elbow pistol holder. Or a holder for her Captain Midnight decoder ring.
DeleteJust noticed something else: WHY are Skanky HOOHAH and her two-toned pimp balling a fist in both pictures? They look like they are ready to throw the next brawl, but this time down in ho-down (sic) country...
ReplyDeleteYeah those two are mocking their drunken family brawl. They are a sick bunch. They'll mock a lot of people like they are missing screws. Seriously how sick is this dysfunctional family. All of them are uncouth, nasty, liars, over-sexed, racist and stupid as hell. Also sarahy makes a lot of fists, it's a by-product of her retardation. the insufferable airhead, slo-mo witch thinks it makes her look tough. Like what hitler did all the time. PATHETIC!
Delete@ 6:43 AM:
DeleteSkanky has a hanky in her hand. lol
1) Everyone but Sarah is dressed for cool weather, even if it was held inside.
ReplyDeleteEven if she'd been dining at the Equator, nothing could ever make that top look anything but obvious and cheap.
2) Now we know who paid for Sarah and Tawd to fly to Louisiana -- probably at least half by the DD clan, in exchange for her pushing the cookbook. They've made $40 million, so they can afford it.
3) Imagine a kitchen in which everything is made FROM SCRATCH!!!!! It would look more like the DD kitchen than does Sarah's sterile, institutional room where cans are opened and meals microwaved.
4) Can't wait for her post about going home and making recipes from the DD cookbook. Sarah, let's see pictures of your chicken and dumplings, your fried cornbread, your squash casserole. Maybe for a big family dinner next week? Can't wait to see your culinary talents at work!
Like Sarah eats. She's an empty calorie person. Or anorexic. She probably ran 20 miles that night just to refuse to intake the fat from that spread.
DeleteIt's less than 2 weeks until Thanksgiving. Time for ol' Sally to step up and bail her culinary moron daughter out, so that said daughter can post a Facebook lie about hosting the whole fam dambly for the holiday.
DeleteMiss Kay's bathroom or perhaps, outhouse, was not 20 miles from the dining room.
DeletePlus, Mrs Palin does not run. Most times she can barely walk.
Oh for the love of dogs.
ReplyDeleteIs Palin serious about those clothes? As a rule I don't denigrate people for what they wear. But the way you present yourself speaks to who you are and where your head is . . . .
I now understand what my grandmother meant by cheap Christmas trash.
One more thing, chicken on the menu not duck?
ReplyDeleteRJ
Snort.
DeleteI guess being duck hunters doesn't necessarily mean being successful duck hunters.
they like to kill them--it's a sport.
DeleteIf Sarah only knew how ridiculous she looks, she would be very embarrassed. But she obviously thinks she looks great in that get up.
ReplyDeleteWhat a maroon.
I don't think she is capable of allowing herself to see herself as ridiculous (or she would have slunk away long ago).
DeleteNor is she capable of allowing herself to feel embarrassed.
Her immense narcissism is an armor to protect her from the vast emptiness within which she dares not face.
Todd, Bristol, Willow and Piper said she looked "Hot," and "awesome," so Sarah went with it.
DeleteThat family is like school on Sunday.
DeleteIt's 'moron', 'maroon' is a a dark red color.
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DeleteIt's 'moron', 'maroon' is a a dark red color."
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"Maroon" is a common joke on the term "moron." It was used frequently in old Bugs Bunny cartoons as Bugs chomped on a carrot and said about someone "what a maroon."
"What a maroon" is a Bugs Bunny quote.
DeleteAbsolutely Nefer. I was using the Bugs Bunny "what a maroon".
Delete7:17, and I bet they said it not because they really think she looks good, but because they're passive aggressive and love watching her look like an idiot. I don't think any of them is forward-thinking enough to realize that the more she looks like an idiot, the less $$ is going to flow into the family coffers.
DeleteI see four couples in the first picture, and everyone of them has one of them having an arm around his/her 'significant other' - EXCEPT one. Wonder why... (Also wondering, if that is actually (GASP!!!) a lesbian couple on the left - not implying it, just wondering, and if they are, more power to them! )
ReplyDeleteI believe the two women at the left are wives of the other duck boys. The missing duck boys probably weren't getting paid for the photo op like the cookbook shill.
DeleteThey all know their way around a dollar just like the Palins. All of em.
She really does look like the chain-smoking bar fly looking for some drunk to take her home for the night. Good GOD.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's up with the raised left shoulder in the bottom pic? Is that her version of the "gone Hollywood" Bristol fish lips pic? She tries to be so hip, resulting in the absolute opposite image. This woman has no self-awareness whatsoever. None. Zip. Nada. Zilch.
That little ho get-up she wore in NYC (poking out her fake tits for max affect, Liberace shoes, ugly polka-dotted skirt) reinforces the depth of her mental retardation. It's deep.
DeleteOne of my all-time faves, Game Of Life, and the video of her afterward heading back to the bus, clomping along like an old heifer. She had no command over those shoes nor any idea how to walk in them. It made her look like the cheap tart she is.
DeleteYeah. That was surprising. But when you think of it, she is always bouncing around on stage or fake running, never walking.
DeleteShe and her dysfunctional klan looked out of place. the insufferable witch looked like a regular slo-mo dufus walking. It was weird and laughable.
Weeelll!! What to say? For all of her bravado - she is pathetically insecure. Her constant need for attention - any attention - seems to fill her craving. She has become nothing more than a novelty.
ReplyDeletePat Padrnos
Totally agree with you, Pat, and as long she's getting that attention AND MONEY she'll milk it for all it's worth. Many of us wouldn't be caught dead looking like she does. The trashier the better for Ms, Trailer Park!
Delete" I recognized lots of recipes from Miss Kay's cookbook:"
ReplyDeleteOh, bullshit.
It was a 1) cook 2) book.
Palin doesn't cook, and she doesn't read.
3) and she doesn't eat.
DeleteGD Cookbook "writers". Real cooking books are darn hard to write. Takes a long time. Each recipe has to be proven several times. References, indexes, conversion tables..... So please Sarah, don't try one yourself - you'll only have to pay the ghost chef/writer most of the money.
DeleteOh, and JHC, I'm from the south and I can make everything "Miss" what's her name (and what's with the "Miss" Mrs. Duck Commander?") listed with one hand behind my back. Its the "southern" menu - can anyone down there cook anything that isn't fried or filled with hog fat?? Or original?
And we all know that Sarah can't tell a whisk from a spatula from a hole in her ass. She sure as hell doesn't have the mental capacity to read a recipe and follow it through correctly. Probably burn the whole house down if she tried - on purpose because she wouldn't want to admit she burned the soup.
And she can't comprehend.
DeleteWhat ever happened to the cook book she and Bristull was supposably writing? She claimed that you could eat any thing you wanted and was drawing attention to herself after people thought she was anorexic.
DeleteJust another one of Palin's lies.
Palin has the "frigid trollop" look down to perfection.
ReplyDeleteHow tall s "Miss Kay"? She looks tiny compared to Palin, who isn't really tall herself.
ReplyDeletePalin is listed as 5'4". Add some high-heel boots to that. She's only 'taller' than Miss K and the little blonde on the end. Nearly everyone else is taller than she is.
DeleteProbably the same as Palin flat-footed. Remember she loooooves her some naughty monkey pumps.
DeleteRe: the pic of the threesome. Note the body language of Scarah, how far she positioned herself from that plump little chub in the middle with the low-hangers (look ma, no bra!). Tell.
ReplyDeleteSarah's awkward pose is designed to show how skinny she is. Well, she shouldn't have eaten so much of that food if she wants to stay that skinny.
DeleteBeaglemom
In all the other pictures of Miz Kay I've seen on the Google, she appeared to have her boobs well supported and "minimized".
DeleteShe must have worn her "at home bra" for these pictures. I wonder if she did that to mock Sarah's attempts to look inflated with the Wonderbra trick.
No wonder Sarah chose a black top, just like during her 4 month "pregnancy". It hides just how inadequate her chest is.
She's got the belmonts out for this spread.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing we have ever heard Sarah saying she serves is Moose Chili every single time she has anything! and i read on another site a while ago that she buys her chili from a local restaurant and passes it off as her own! is anyone surprised?
ReplyDeleteAt least Mrs. Ducks kitchen looks like a cooks kitchen, Sarah's ..bull. And we know old biker chick Sarah can't even carve a Turkey let alone make her own stuffing, I look forward to this Thanksgiving's Palin photo op, only wish i could tell her just where she could stuff her turkey.
Like I said above, she'll rope ol' Sally into doing the heavy lifting of the Palin/Heath family Thanksgiving, then brag about her own culinary "skill". We all know better, after that hilarious picture last year of her trying to cut the turkey upside down with a cheese knife.
DeleteGreta Wire has a post up about Sarah's travel emergency. All it asks is what people thought of her 'travel emergency', then posts Sarah's FB post about how appreciative she was for those 3 girls (in the mall) who helped her with whatever it was they helped her with). Absolutely no mention of what what the 'emergency' was.
ReplyDeleteOne commenter noted the women in the photo with Sarah had make-up brush belts on, and wondered if Sarah had lost her make-up case. It baffles the mind why this Sarah Palin leaves out pertinent information, hoping everyone will speculate on every aspect of her life.
The thought that she might have lost luggage crossed my mind, but no one would even dare to buy that trashy top for an emergency. What is going on with her need to want people to fixate on her all the time, by wearing odd clothes, and proclaiming her idiosyncrasies to the world.
Same excuse when she dressed so inappropriately for the Belmont Race track. This is when the infamous "Belmonts" were introduced to the world. When even her fans criticize how she dresses she resorts to the excuse of "travel emergencies/lost luggage". Her pathology is boundless.
DeleteWay back in 2009, she lost her luggage (gag) for some speech, and someone bought her a tye-dye two-piece top.
DeleteWhat is it with her and losing her clothes? Is it because she wants others to buy her new outfits?
I think "losing her luggage" and "someone buying" an emergency outfit for her is just bullshit for "Really? I'm being criticized for this outfit? Well, uh, I had to wear this silly outfit that some goober bought for me, because, uh, I lost my luggage. Yeah, that's it."
DeleteIf she flew into a small airport for this shindig, she was flying private air. In most private flight, the small FBO 'crew' loads the plane under the supervision of the pilot. Very unusual to lose one's 'luggage' unless one 'forgot' their bag back in the waiting lounge.
DeleteOne other possibility is that she packed something liquid in her suitcase which rode in an unpressurized luggage hold. The item would likely explode in flight and ruin other things in the bag. Sequins and hand cream don't mix well
I don't look for logical or accurate scenarios when it comes to anything Palin but isn't she always trying to cover some little flub or flack? The resulting fable-ettes are humorous if nothing else.
You can't carry over 3 oz. of liquid in your luggage. What would be funny if her luggage was stolen on purpose and they put photos of the contents up on the internet.
DeleteWhat better way for Sarah to draw attention to herself than have an "accidental" wardrobe malfunction or "accidentally" sailing through her hotel room in front of McCain's staff wearing nothing but a towel?
Delete12:39 Scheduled major airlines don't fly into the type of airfield where she staged her hangar screech. Private flights don't involve luggage screening.
DeleteLet the morphing begin. That photo of Sarah with Todd and Mrs. Duck? Sarah looks like she's half-fish woman. Her big head on wide shoulders sits onto a torso that narrows down to her tiny hips, which are narrower than her shoulders, and on to her legs and feet. Sorry to say she looks like mermaid, without the tail fin. Of course a mermaid with wig and false eyelashes and tacky outfits, but nevertheless the figure of a mermaid.
ReplyDeleteHicks, pricks, and dicks. Oh my.
ReplyDelete...and turning tricks.
Deleteand sick.
DeleteRun quick...
DeleteSo, her 'travel emergency' meant she forgot to take a change of clothes with her? Also, she forgot to take a decent top with her?
ReplyDeleteHOOHAH!
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ReplyDeleteCamptown ladies sing this song
HOO HAH
HOO HAH
For a christian mom (cough cough) to brag about eating and loving these made recipes at her own kitchen, it makes any parent sick to their stomach to see how callous and cruel she is making these claims, and pimping a cookbook, when she, her family can enjoy eating all this great stuff and filling their bellies, while her down syndrome child can't even eat a CHEERIO????? Her child has to eat apple-sauce and baby foods and is six years old; how can she publicly boast about her lascivious slurping of her lips as she is "happy happy happy" upon delighting on a hosts' culinary offerings, while her unfulfilled child is up in AK somewhere, alone, being cared for by someone else besides his mother, and can't even enjoy one piece of food????
ReplyDeleteShe is cruel and evil. Seriously, parents of a child with those eating challenges would never brag to the public about how they love eating. How could they do that? It would be like having a paraplegic child and bragging to the world how they, the parents, loved running and skiing and doing sports for all the world to see, while they leave that child home with a nanny who sees them on the news making merry with feet and legs that the child will never be able to enjoy.
The lack of awareness that Sarah Palin shows is disgusting. A normal mother would be doing everything in her power to get her child the best treatment to help him learn to chew and swallow and enjoy all those foods that the rest of the family enjoy, especially when they say they cook these delicious meals and the smells of food are in the kitchen, and everyone else is enjoying eating like pigs, while the challenged child has to slurp watery soft food.
If you look closely on the underside of the toilet seat in the duck dynasty losers' powder room, you will see evidence of Sarah's anorexia. Also on the bowl rim. I'm sure she was too stoned to do a proper clean-up.
ReplyDeleteTwo things: First, it is FREEZING down here in Louisiana at the moment; see Todd in his heavy jacket inside? Because of the humidity, the cold really sinks into your bones. Miss Kay (or whatever her name is) has enough body fat to keep herself warm, but everyone else is in flannel and turtlenecks. So what is keeping Sarah warm?
ReplyDeleteAnd secondly, why does Sarah act like it's so amazing this meal was cooked "from scratch." Does Sally not "cook from scratch" either?
These people are weird.
Mrs. Duck is dressed like a woman who has spent all day cooking. I wear short sleeves when I cook a lot at home. Between the oven and the stovetop you can get quite warm quite quickly. Sarah, of course, wouldn't know because she couldn't figure out a recipe if she tried.
DeleteBeaglemom
So, let's forget about Sarah for a moment and ask: Why is Tawd wearing his jacket inside the house? His wife is ready for a Tahitian luau, while he's going to go chop wood in Wasilla.
ReplyDeleteAll the Ducks were just wearing -- well, indoor, normal attire.
Did someone forget to lend Sarah a sweater, or to ask Tawd if they could hang up his coat for him? Manners, manners, DD!
Todd is working, earning his consultant's pay. At least he dressed better than Sarah did.
DeleteBecause he flew in from Alaska and she flew in from Arizona.
DeleteI noticed that too, but my thought was that Tawd and Sarah weren't there any longer than they needed to be for the photo ops.
DeleteI noticed that Toad was the only one wearing a jacket too. I bet they dropped in uninvited for a photo-op. What other celebrities post photos of themselves when friends come over for dinner, only Sarah.
DeleteI doubt the Duck guys need her to promote their brand, if anything she hurts it. Sarah on the other hand needs all the help she can get.
Sarah proves over and over that we are not supposed to take her seriously.
ReplyDeleteMy husband flies every week for work, sometimes twice. That's a lot of travel for business. And never ever has he had a wardrobe or travel emergency , in over 20 years. Magical thinker Sarah wants us to believe two in two years?
ReplyDeleteSee, a part of her knows she is mentally ill and tries to cover for how she looks.
I wonder how deep and how possible "normal" that personality is..and what happened to it to make her so very ill
?
My money is on a lot of sexual abuse and a mommy who stood by praying to jeebus . In tongues.
All kinds of abuse in that family starting with Chuckie
Delete"Hottest gov. In the coldest state" Sandusky.
Even if her bag was lost, or whatever "emergency" it was (I think she forgot her makeup bag) --
Deleteany sane person could walk into the Pecanland Mall and find a top -- even a black top -- that was professional-looking and flattering. Instead, it's a sure bet that Sarah got that top in fashion-forward Wasilla, and thought she'd look hot. Also, she forgot to check a weather forecast,so she thought Louisiana was so far south that she'd need an air-conditioned blouse.
Plus, for a raging narcissist, all this attention is exactly what she wanted. Who cares what she looked like as long as everyone was talking about her.
Sista Sarah would fit in perfectly with Todd's house of ill repute! The whore house! Remember, he is a proven pimp - "Boys Will be Boys"! (Shailey Tripp - Bristol named her son after her to get back at her horrible father!)
DeleteI've known colleagues who had travel emergencies, including bags being lost en route to professional conferences. Apart from having the good sense to bring one change of clothes in one's carry on, any professional adult, especially one in the public eye, sure as heck should be traveling in clothes that are presentable enough to be worn a second day, if necessary.
DeleteBut maybe the emergency was forgetting the Belmonts, and having nice girls in the mall help her find a new pair.
I used to work for a company that held large conventions. Our rule of thumb was wear business attire on the flight and bring one appropriate change of clothes in your carry-on, so even if your luggage is lost, you have two professional outfits to tide you over. Surely anyone who travels as much as Sarah would know this. Also, lost luggage doesn't explain that top, which looks like something I might have bought at a Rave store when I was 21 and going to clubs a lot.
DeleteA nice cross between "Hot Topic" and "Forever 21" with a healthy dose of "Wet Seal" thrown in ;-)
DeleteIf one's luggage is truly 'lost', of all things, how does the oft worn belt make it thru the calamity??? She couldn't have been already wearing it as that is not a comfy sitting-down type of accessory for a plane ride.
DeleteIf she was too lazy to change clothes between events, couldn't she at least have thrown on a blazer for the political event?
ReplyDeleteEgggggsactly!! Surely somebody there could have loaned her a jacket or sweater to wear. Instead, the Ol' Addled One comes out looking like her top is rotting off of her beefy shoulders.
DeleteThe nastiest thing about her trashy whore barfly look is that she is undoubtedly gloating to herself about how all the men there must want her sexy (barf) self more than their own women. "Hottest governor from the coldest state", right?
ReplyDeleteI think what she will never forgive the President for is not so much beating McCain, but for not falling all over himself to find a place for her hot, sexy self in his administration as proof that she had him wrapped around her little finger. She would have loved vamping around Washington, convinced that causing strife and unhappiness everywhere she went was a sign of her power.
She will never forgive the President for not giving her a chance to throw it in Michelle's face that he preferred Palin. Any man that doesn't worship her must be destroyed.
What next? a wardrobe malfunction on her SPC? maybe that would increase viewership, can she balance a champagne glass off of her belmonts? she can be an even cheaper version of Kim K.
ReplyDeleteKim K. has Palin beat in every which way! More money, younger, prettier, sexier and just plain always looks better when photographed!
DeleteAfter '08, they thought they were the new Kardashians. Lord knows they were given enough chances to show anything remotely interesting about themselves and worth following. Well, six years later, guess who still makes headlines and who's the dull thud of the backyard screen door closing?
DeleteIf Sarah wants to truly be a low down cheap slut like the Kardashians she needs a sex tape, preferably being pissed on while doing the nasty. I hate to say it but Mrs. Palin might actually be a little more intelligent than the Kardtrashians, but just barely. To be a Kardashian she should have taped her sexual adventures with her black stud, that's what it takes to be a whore on the same level as the KarTrash. They do make more money though, because most of America is broken in the brains and confuses notoriety with celebrity. Also too, photoshop can help, a lot. Also too, if Palin wants to keep up she should fix Piper's face. The Trashians got that ugly little 16-year old's face fixed when it became apparent she was going to be the ugly duckling of the family. She looks just like a mini-Kim now and I'm sure a sex tape can't be too far from happening.
DeleteWhat the fuck is wrong with you, 2:34? Go back to TMZ.
DeleteWish I could download the photos, but am unable to. Usually whoever is at the "meetings" gives $carah a top to wear, such as a college sweatshirt. The Duck folks figure she could afford to dress herself. Does she dpend most of her time drunk and high?
ReplyDeleteIn true Duck Dynasty tradition, shouldn't their "country kitchen" be devoid of stainless steel appliances and modern hardware? Cooking on the old wood stove and such to keep up appearances. Next will be pre-packaged DD Dinners with all Miss Kay's down-home favourites. (Of course microwaveable.)
ReplyDeleteWould be interesting to know what the wives of the Duck Dynasty guys really, really think of the idiot and her pimp husband!
DeleteI don't think they are allowed to think.
DeleteOnce a whore, always a whore
ReplyDeleteBoy howdy! That outfit is a new low, even for her.
ReplyDeleteSo Sarah wants to be Gemma in Sons of Anarchy? Needs a crow tattoo on her left boob to complete the look.
ReplyDeleteI've so often thought that is the look she is (unsuccessfully) going after. Great minds!!
DeleteI agree, she's been going for the aging junkie biker old lady for several years now.
DeleteNever seen to many phonies in one place.
ReplyDeleteYou have that exactly right!
DeleteThat top would look so hot on someone 35 years younger.
ReplyDeleteThat top would look so hot thrown in the fireplace. It's strictly working girl attire, not meant for home cooked dinners or political rallies. But wutzerface would't know that.
DeleteMy guess is it wasn't Sarah who tweeted about the "travel" emergency" but one of her handlers. They saw how inappropriate Sarah looked and decided to cover for her by making up another supposed travel emergency implying lost luggage. They knew people would wonder why she dressed in such an age inappropriate and place inappropriate outfit so they manufactured the emergency to explain it away
ReplyDeleteWill somebody explain what those black arm cuffs are for? To hide the chicken fat arms? I've never seen an outfit with upper arm cuffs before. And with a skimpy undershirt? WTF?
ReplyDeleteThey are part of the shirt. They are called "cold shoulder" sleeves. Real cute on a 20-something young lady. On an aging badly older woman, they just reinforce the old barfly at closing hour look.
DeleteSome of my 18-yo college students wear them and look cute. Sarah looks freakish. Also, what's up with her holding the same very weird pose in both photos?
DeleteThe latest in designer straight jackets?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone really believe Sarah ate all that? Seriously? If she isn't anorexic, she's certainly borderline. If she ate that kind of food at the Duck's place, then she most likely didn't eat for days up to, or for days following. Or, she excused herself to the bathroom and threw it all up. Sarah has lost a bunch of weight since her campaign days of '08. She's not an eater anymore. And remember, she was going to write a cookbook after it was pointed out how much weight she had lost back in 2012, but was then photographed with a Redbull and a five-hour energy drink beside her. Yeah, she lives 'vibrantly' for sure!
ReplyDeleteIf you look closely at Sarah and Todd's hands in the the group picture, they are both holding something. Is it the napkins they spit their food into? Ha ha, maybe Todd didn't spit but is helping Sarah out by holding hers? Or, maybe Todd's is a used washcloth? Ha ha, love those Palins, always keeping me laughing...
ReplyDeleterp
so when duckwhatsits takes off the fugley headband does the foodcatcher beard come off with it?
ReplyDeleteNothing says that you are hanging on to your youth by the whites of your knuckles like a fifty-plus year old woman dressing like a high school skank, a fake biker chick or a truck stop hooker. Women naturally want to feel good about their appearance but Sarah goes over the top dressing like Hannah Montana so she can be the center of attention. Dressing as if you are your daughter is the worst case of insecurity about appearance and what kind of message does this send to her daughters? This kind of narcissistic egotism goes hand in hand with being overly involved in Bristol's life - she wants to appear to be a good mother but really only wants the attention for herself (like a stage mom). She could dress sophisticated and elegant which would reflect that she cares more about her kids than what she is wearing but she'd rather dress "cute" and "more fashionable" which reflects that she is more into her needs than her childrens'. It is impossible for Sarah, whose emotional maturity stopped at a 14 year old level, to grow older gracefully.
ReplyDeletePerhaps Sarah watched too many B movies like "Truck Stop Women" while growing up:
http://wrongsideoftheart.com/wp-content/gallery/posters-t/truck_stop_women_poster_01.jpg
Like others, I believe that Janes L. TSaloon got Sarah's number right away when he portrayed Wasilla's Wowee Woman like this:
http://www.endofthenet.org/wp-content/uploads/Cartoon-Palin-Goin-Rogue.gif
and this:
http://bartblog.bartcop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cartoon-drill-baby.gif
I think Sarah gets off on fantasizing that bad boys would lust after her and what they would do to her in bed. Bad boys like a tall black basketball player, a black president who she wishes would "grow a big stick", a greasy bad ass biker, a good ole' southern Bubba, or fake millionaire rednecks who have their own successful reality tv shows that they might invite her to appear in.
Sarah's psychological personality disorder, NPD, has sadly created an emotional void in her childrens' lives as evidenced that they are drop outs, druggies, delinquents and drunks who act out publicly. Bristol (and your sisters) listen up: If you are at all interested in becoming a good parent and want to stop the cycle of emotional abuse when raising your own children then perhaps you should order this book:
"Will I Ever Be Good Enough?: Healing the Daughters of Narcissistic Mothers"
http://www.amazon.com/Will-Ever-Good-Enough-Narcissistic/dp/1439129436/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
-Colleen
If I could love this comment more.... Yes yes yes. On the head....
Delete....not to mention the damage this type of parenting has done to the boys in this family. Track Menard being raised by a mother who puts herself first and a step-father who is the state pimp. It's no wonder he turned out to me an alcoholic meth-head with anger issues. PTSD my ass! At some point Track probably found out about Todd's pimping. He grew up watching unethical family values and taught that "what's in it for us?" is a value. He watched his parents respect no one, lie and throw good people under the bus to get their own way. It's no wonder Track is abusive toward women. He's in the family brawl trying to start a fight with Todd and as multiple witnesses said he was crudely expressing to married women there that his desire was to bend them over the lawn. Then there's Tripp who also too is growing up with disrespect towards women screaming "I hate you!" to his own mother and aunt and calling them "faggots" when he is only 4 yrs. old. But hey, like Shailey Tripp said, it's the Palin way. Boys Will Be Boys.
DeleteTrigg is the lucky male in that family. He has no clue what is going on and thank goodness!
If you don't mind giving C4P the click-traffic, there are lots of pics here: http://conservatives4palin.com/2014/11/conservatives-rally-cassidy-louisiana.html#disqus_thread
ReplyDeleteHow does one get more jowls and a firmer chin at the same time?
Paging Monica Lewinsky!
DeleteYou too can get Sarah's look for only $9.14 !
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dhgate.com/product/western-fashion-women-sleeveless-t-shirt/157691435.html
It actually looks good on the model. Sarah's problem is she's too busy to try stuff on after she "borrows" clothes from the town mortuary.
DeleteSeriously, does anyone really say "stoked" anymore?
ReplyDeleteOnly "Journalism" graduates, I suppose.
DeleteSarah looks distorted, and I don't mean just the face. Look at the top of her flappy arms. She has nothing but flab. She has lost all her muscle tone. Wow! Compare that to the nice and toned first-lady's arms. No wonder she can't stand Mrs. Obama. She's jealous!
ReplyDeleteAll the "tone" went to her "tight abs" and her constant running in charity races lmao.
Deleteand she wears the SAME black granny-pants over and over and over again...
DeleteMaybe she dresses like that when she speaks in order to distract the male audience members instead of her word salad speech.
ReplyDeleteI understand the Ducks are planning some sort of Musical dinner theater thing in Vegas.
ReplyDeleteVegas is perfect for them! My brother and his wife go to Vegas at least twice per year, I don't get it. I've been a few times with them and it's so tacky, but I had a great time hiking in the surrounding mountains, but the city itself is a very dark and depressing place. I did gamble and walked away with 4-grand from a nice day at the blackjack tables but the vibe was so down and depressed that I had to flee the city never to return!
DeleteThat outfit is sooo ugly..Does ms $alin ever look in the mirrow
ReplyDeleteA vampire doesn't see it's own reflection
DeletePalin is wearing the black bands on her upper arms to
ReplyDeletecover her flabby batwings. Also, "The Pose" is a celebrity
pose. She and her daughters use it often, along with the
$300.00 dollar sunglasses , which they all also wear at
night to make a "look at me" "look at me" entrance!
OMDog!!!! Sarah, you gotta try the deep fried beer battered chopped piglet testicles! They're Deeeeeelish! And they're to die for when soaked in anti freeze first!! Yummmmo!
ReplyDeleteWhat's your secret for keeping that dress on without a "wardrobe malfunction" happening? Double sided tape? Bubble Gum? I'm a big gal up there and could never pull off wearing something like that. Do you cross fling them over your shoulders and under your armpits a couple or four times? Must be one of those "Pageant secrets" or is it a trick Brissy learned on DWTS on how to camouflage a pre partem belly while whining and doing the cha cha while some stranger drags her across the floor?
Best ever cheapo shirt $carah! Perfect to show off your flappy arms, age spotted chest, and old veiny neck...woohoo!
ReplyDeleteNow she's breaking bread with the duck child-lover who thinks 13 is the perfect age for consummating marriage--I do hope she didn't take little piper along.
ReplyDeletethat's freaking freaky...I wonder if the pedophile duck "commander" is looking at little piper with those lusty dirty eyes...just look at his gaze....YUK!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSomeone with photo editing skills should create a side by side photo of Sarah in her Hooker Lite getup and Gemma (formerly Peg Bundy), aging biker chic, from Sons of Anarchy. Every time I see Sarah in biker garb, I always think of Gemma.
ReplyDeleteNo, sorry! Gemma would kick the living shit out of a faker like palin!
DeleteAlthough I did want Katey to play palin in Game change b/c she plays the bitch so well...
Julieanne Moore was "too nice" for the bitch Sarah, Katey could of done it rilly well.
But in reality show world GEMMA would Kick ass on mama mooseburger, lol!
The bottom photo says "flap flap flap" with the top arms/shoulders & hunchback pose & notice the saggy neck lines & chest age -spots.
ReplyDeletePiper says Willow and Sarah are the cooks in the family. We know WIllow is. And Sarah has her recipes.
ReplyDeleteBut by all means, blogger, continue spreading horseshit to the hating gullibles.
Shoot! they took piper to that trip?!!! To that man's house who thinks 13-year-olds are perfect for marriage?
DeleteIn Sarah's own words: WTF!
I agree with you. And I don't understand why the republiCon "conservatives" don't see anything wrong with paling around with pedophiles.
Deleteno need to horeshit...just look at sarah & ,isten to her rants.
Deletesarah is the only one who spreads her own b/s...and who can fake that "look," not to mention the tapes of the REAL palin/heath KKKlan.
You're full of crap. Since when does Sarah stay at home long enough to be a dedicated mother, much less to cook meals? The only time she cooks is for a photo op. Being an F list celebrity traveling all over the lower 48 is much more glamorous.
DeleteYeah sarah gives the list of taco-bell-purchases to wallow so that piper-diper & the rest of the klan can much.....munch munch munch...too bad little trig is abandoned in the truck with the same old apple sauce.
DeleteYou, 6:26 Troll, bring 'horseshit' to the blogs all day and all night. You don't sleep, nor do you take bathroom breaks. Your room must stink like Sarah's 'crunchwrap' infested bedroom. Obviously both Sarah and Willow know how to open a jar of Baby Food for Tri-g's dinner. And both know how to
Delete'throwdown' a bottle of vodka.
Is Sarah Palin making a fashion statement to show white trash people you can look young and good with the shit you have in your closet?
ReplyDeleteIf you want to look like Sarah Palin it is very simple.
1. Take your youngest son or daughter's small black tank top.
2. Go to your daddy's dresser and take a pair of his black knee high socks and cut off the ankle to toe portion of the socks and throw away the foot portion of the socks away.
3. Squeeze into the tight black tank top.
4. Take the top part of your daddy's sock and slide it up your arms above your elbows.
That's how you white trash sons of bitches can look like old Sarah Palin trying to look young.
Good fucking gawd. So she's wearing an unflattering, tacky looking top. I cannot believe the floods of truly ugly, hypocritical, and frightening judgmental misogynism these pictures released. They've done more than expose Palin's lack of taste, that's for sure. They would not be out of place in the comments of a right-wing blog trashing Michelle Obama. Congratulations.
ReplyDeleteScarah opened the floodgates to comments towards Her and hers. shes shown no limit or respect for others. you get what you get.well earned and deserved. karma bites.
ReplyDeleteThe woman who is pictured with Sarah and Todd (is she Miss Kay?) looks uncannily like Shay (?) Tripp, Todd's alleged prostitute. Did anyone else think so?
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