Well now we know why Palin was so inappropriately dressed for that Louisiana political rally. She was heading out to participate in Duck Dynasty dinner theater afterward.

Courtesy of Hillbilly Elvira's Facebook page:

Thanks to Phil and Miss Kay for the most scrumptious country cooking tonight in their home kitchen! So authentic and everything from scratch! I recognized lots of recipes from Miss Kay's cookbook: chicken and dumplings, fried cornbread, turnip greens, creamed corn, squash casserole... we are now happy, happy, happy, and stuffed! Great to share a meal with the Duck Commander crew. Now I'm stoked to try more of these great recipes from Miss Kay's Duck Commander Kitchen Cookbook when I get home. Thanks for the great visit, Louisiana!

 - Sarah Palin 

If you actually think that Palin read Miss Kay's cookbook and "recognized lots of recipes" I still have that bridge to nowhere I could sell you.

Palin's idea of making food from scratch means actually using her own gas to drive to Taco Bell to pick her order of Crunchwrap Supremes. ("Do you have any idea how long I had to slave over a hot drive up window to make that food for you?")

So now at least we know how Palin convinced the "Duck Commander" to come to her Unity Rally part deux. She simply offered to help pimp his wife's cookbook.

And look she even brought her own pimp!

It was a case of you wash my back I'll shave yours.
 

"Are you ready for some....Jesus?" Tim Tebow decides to upstage the star of Christianity again, this time in an actual church.

Courtesy of the New York Daily News:  

The sporting world’s best-known Christian will deliver a 20-minute sermon at a Texas church this weekend to mark the resurrection of Jesus Christ. 

Pastor Joe Champion of the Celebration Church in Georgetown, Texas, said he had no idea why the Jets’ newest addition picked their “Easter on the Hill” worship service for his appearance. 

But he made it clear that Tebow’s role this Sunday is similar to his gig with Gang Green: He’s not the first-stringer. 

“It’s not a Tim Tebow show,” Champion told KVUE-TV. “It’s not about celebrity. There’s really only one celebrity that we are going to honor and highlight.” 

A crowd of about 30,000 — well less than the usual turnout for a Tebow Sunday appearance — was expected at the Celebration Church in Georgetown, Texas, according to Yahoo! Sports. 

“Obviously it’s our Super Bowl,” Champion told KVUE-TV. “Easter is the resurrection of Christ, which we celebrate in our faith. We feel like it’s going to be a testimony to the community. We want it to be a family event.” 

Yep, nothing says respectful religious service like having a self aggrandizing attention whore come to your church and distract people from the central message represented by this most holy of days.

What, was Sarah Palin already busy?