Monday, December 22, 2014

Sarah Palin and the "Grift that stole Christmas."

Well I already shared with you Palin's attempts to trick people into buying that crappy Christmas book of hers again, but as it turns out that is only the beginning of her attempts to sell you sub-par products.

Palin is also pimping a Fox News holiday special with Todd Starnes, who is so freaked out about the imagined "War on Christmas" that he is apparently constantly stuffing his face with comfort food to calm himself down.


As you can see the program features a who's who from the "I have never heard of these people" list. And of course Sarah Palin, who is only a handful of years away from being added to that list.

But Palin is not finished yet.

Her Facebook page also features a promo for a Christmas song by the world's worst band Madison Rising, that is SO bad you will probably want to ask Santa for a new set of eardrums.

Madison Rising. This band never ceases to amaze. Heartstrings pull and gratefulness soars while listening to this vocal Christmas card they send to our United States Military. These are special musicians blessing us with the American spirit boldly coursing through their music. Thank you, Madison Rising, for using your talent to inspire and empower. Thank you, troops, for everything. 

- Sarah Palin

Yeah apparently the "American spirit boldly coursing through their music" takes the place of any talent.

Wait, you don't believe it could be that bad?

Okay you asked for it.

Sorry you doubted me now?

And the grifting has now spread to other family members as well.

Such as older brother Chuck, who is now just outright begging for money, so that he can take pretty pictures and put together some kind of book that will never sell.

Here is Wonkette's take: 

We’ve had a lot of fun over the years laughing until we puked about how former half-term governor Sarah Palin loves to fleece rubes. (You and your family should probably check Grandma’s bank statements before you send her to the home.) But did you know grifting is an art you can learn? It’s true! Just ask Palin’s brother, Chuck Heath Jr., who has a kickstarter up for the fine and noble purpose of buying Chuck Heath Jr. some new camera equipment! 

Yeah that about sums it up. 

Hey isn't Chuck's sister like rich or something? Why the fuck doesn't he just ask her to give him money to help him get started?

Never mind I already know the answer to that one. As Todd Palin's likes to say, "What's in it for us?"

I really have only one request for Santa this year, and it is not so much a gift I would like as merely a promise to guide his sleigh right over a certain house in Wasilla when his reindeer feel the need to relieve themselves.

110 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:49 PM

    If I were a Palin or a Heath, I'd be as embarrassed as heck! All they do is beg for money to keep themselves afloat! The entire klan does it so publicly! Sarah is re hawking her old book too! Yikes! Is that what living in Wasilla, Alaska does to people?

    Time you ran them out of you state on a railroad, Alaskans! They are bad, bad, bad folks for your state!

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    1. Anonymous6:18 PM

      Somehow it's okay for them to beg the public for money but god forbid that John Q. Public receive subsidized healthcare or welfare/foodstamps from our Government, then they just call you a moocher.

      I guess living off of other people's money is okay if you are a Palin.

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    2. Anonymous6:39 PM

      The Palins/Heaths don't feel embarrassed because they are sociopaths. It is all about "what's in it for us" for them. They are slimy little dimwitted pukes. They are always looking for an angle to take advantage of the situation. Alaska needs an Orkin man.

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    3. Balzafiar7:31 PM

      Orkin doesn't have a chemical strong enough to snuff out that which infects the Palins.

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    4. Now you know, you all know. They are grifters, con artists, scum. There is really no other way to describe them...but the good news is, and thanks to Griff and Wonkette, they are being exposed...soon even the idiots will start sending less to buy more bibles and latch on to the next artful grifter, it cycles, just that many of us have a special place in our heart for the Palins, kinda wanna see them crash and burn hard, and they will, karma IS a bitch

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    5. Anonymous9:05 AM

      @6:18, Such an excellent point.

      I'd love to see that comment tweeted out and sent to Sarah and her grifter-in-training brother, Creepy Chuckie Jr.

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  2. hedgewytch4:53 PM

    OMG! It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! Run! Run for your lives! LMAO

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stay_Puft_Marshmallow_Man#mediaviewer/File:Stay-puft-marshmallow-man.jpg

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  3. Anonymous4:54 PM

    Too much Palin today! I am spent! They exhaust me. I need a stiff drink & a rice krispy treat.

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  4. Anonymous5:00 PM

    She really is worn out isn't she. She has become nothing but an advertisement for her and her grifting family members, with all that has been going on lately she is silent on the issues, her writers must be on vacation.I look forward to the day when her channel subscribers finally realize they have been taken and she is never ever never going to run for President or any office again, maybe they will show up at her home with pitchforks and clubs of fire and demand a refund.

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  5. Anonymous5:00 PM

    The Palins never disappoint in the grifting department.

    That Chuck Jr. sure is some nervy guy asking people to donate to his hobby and equipment. What's next, asking strangers to buy art supplies so he can learn to watercolor landscapes?

    Do these people ever pay for anything themselves? The little folk don't beg for donations to start their businesses, or beg for money to start a very expensive hobby. If they can't afford it, they learn to do without.

    The gall of these people to think they are so important that anyone should want them to provide photographic art of AK. There must be plenty of talented photographers who would love to have better equipment, but have to wait until they can afford it.

    Why can't millionnairess Sarah buy Chuck what he needs. Where are the proceeds of his book, "Our Sarah"? Has he spent them already? Why did he quit his teaching job? So he could ask for handouts to start a lucrative income maker? Is he crazy? These people have no shame.

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    1. Anonymous5:55 PM

      And what about warrior bodied druggie Track the combat vet that never saw combat? Hey, $ARAH, we know why he was sent as well and why he's back home. For you so "loving" your military, you DO realize that, yet AGAIN, you make a mockery out of them every time you mention them by your example, right?

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    2. Anonymous6:04 PM

      Track is MIA since he is Black Op and saving Amurkans freedumb of screech!

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  6. Anonymous5:13 PM

    I have to say that I loved Madison Rising's Star Spangled Banner on YouTube. However, the truly sucked when they sang it in a stadium. It was awful. This current song mainly sucks because of the lyrics and poor instrumentation. Oh yeah, I guess that means all of it sucks.

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    1. Anonymous7:06 PM

      They just SUCK! Anyone Palin pimps SUCKS!!!
      There are so many good musician out there, that don't have a rich/grifter cuz to pimp their azz, fuck them.
      I won't listen to any of their shit!
      5:13 PM
      You have to be a palin....

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    2. Anonymous8:21 PM

      7:06
      Sorry to disagree, but their YouTube rendition was very unique. There were many positive comments. You should see it before forming an opinion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8C7i9kdEf8

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    3. Anonymous9:55 PM

      @ 8:21

      I suppose you might also think that Hitler had his good points. Go back to sniffing Sarah's foetid slit you spineless troll.

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    4. Anonymous11:30 PM

      @8:21
      Well, honey, no I'm not a troll, but you, dear, are about as immature as they come. What are you , twelve years old? Grow up.

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    5. "This current song mainly sucks because of the lyrics and poor instrumentation. Oh yeah, I guess that means all of it sucks."
      --------------------------------
      Well, the lyrics and instrumentation are two pretty vital components of a song, so if they suck, yeah, the song sucks.

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    6. Anonymous7:18 AM

      Anonymous11:30 PM
      Bless yer heart troll....
      and also fuck off

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    7. Anonymous7:19 AM

      Anonymous8:21 PM

      7:06
      Sorry to disagree, but their YouTube rendition was very unique. There were many positive comments.
      ****
      All your comments...troll?
      anything a palin or heath is pimping is supect and you are too!!
      troll!

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  7. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Okay, I admit that I didn't believe you when you said this was the world's worst band, Gryphen. So I clicked the link, and around the time I started to go, "Yeah, this is pretty bad," my heretofore sleeping dog lifted his head and began to growl at the computer. He doesn't even do that when I watch Sarah videos.

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    1. Umm well you know. ..

      - Obama!

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  8. Thank you, Gryphen.

    I've learned several things, including:
    --Everyone who serves in the US military and every one who celebrates Christmas is white.
    --US flags make a groovy Christmas tree decorations.
    --There being no such thing as "publishers", if I want to publish a book I need to do a Kickstarter campaign before I even write it.
    --There is a need for a photo book about Alaska to take its place along side the 400+ books currently listed on Amazon, including books published by amateurs such as National Geographic.
    --Bad songs seem much longer than good songs.

    I'm feeling festive now!

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  9. Anonymous5:26 PM

    Awww, good ol' Creepy Chuck Jr. Screwing the soon-to-be second wife in the broom closet at school, then quits...oh, excuse me,"retires" because he no longer feels comfortable being politically correct at his school. Hey, Chuckie, we knew you weren't correct when you cheated on your wife but, given your family, monkey see monkey do, right? Those Palin family values just astound me to this day, all of you lovin' the Lord and such as you do, and lovin' that Bible as you do. Garsh, I need a kleenex just thinkin' about it.....

    So the SarahPAC donations are dryiin' up, are they? Why don't daddy and you pull out "Our Sarah" for another round of sellin' like sissy has? Those storage units cost a lot of money month to month when you're unemployed and I'm sure they're filled to the rafters with unsold books. How about 5 for a penny? Sounds about right.....

    See here, darlin,' it'll make you feel so much better about yourself if you actually work to achieve something. Start with the c4pees and the virginia gentleman you have on speed dial. Know how much even trying to draw breath costs him? Of course you do, but it's all about you just like it is your sissy. Not a dime out of your pocket for your whims, no sirree. All because you want a camera. Ask Santa for one, and if it ain't under thre tree, get off your fat @ss in 2015 and do work for it yourself.

    Ya know, Chuckie.....the only person that deserved a "fund me" account was Eric Thompson because he told the truth about what a lying, conniving, cussing, drunken, brawling family your sissy has and was fired within seconds of saying so. YOU just make yourself look foolish and a chip off the old block.

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    1. Anonymous7:24 AM

      Ya know, Chuckie.....the only person that deserved a "fund me" account was Eric Thompson because he told the truth about what a lying, conniving, cussing, drunken, brawling family your sissy has and was fired within seconds of saying so. YOU just make yourself look foolish and a chip off the old block.
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      I think Chucktard is the only one who hasn't gotten a visit from the IRS but he is due, with all his griftin! Why does he expect OPM to fund his "hobby"???
      Oh people on SNAP they are griftin'
      people who get Social Security also,too!
      But not any palins on the grift???
      Bullshit!!!
      Time for the IRS to rattle his cage also too!!!
      I'll bet he even stole the IDEA from Eric Thompson who is selling anti-palin Tshirts on his go fund me page...

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  10. Anonymous5:41 PM

    He is listed with kickstarter...kicktraq...and kickspy....it seems he is grifting/hustling folks for almost 100,000 dollars at $30000 to $33000 per site.....wow....they have no common sense...just greedy little lazy shits wanting the money of middle income /poor people. I have no respect for any of those lower class people...lower class because they hustle and gift for a living.....hey chuck...get off your ass and continue working...teach some more...whatever to make an honest living...who wouldn't like to have people buy them all kinds of wonderful equipment to go play with when they turn 50....but the majority of good honest hardworking people would cringe with loss of self respect asking people to do it.

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    1. Anonymous6:31 PM

      I don't believe that Chucky could find another teaching job, not if anyone looked at his record...I don't believe that he willingly retired I think he was asked to leave due to his dalliance with a co-worker. Pretty hard to get hired as a teacher again with his kind of past performance.

      He told us he was going to retire from teaching to focus on seasonal gold mining, I guess that's not really working out for him either since he's asking the public to subsidize his life. Things would be pretty tight with only the wifey still teaching and earning money and him with two families to pay for. That being said teacher retirement isn't too shabby so he should at least still have a steady income from his ASD retirement, unless the circumstances he "retired" under caused him to forfeit his pension.

      Couldn't happen to a nicer guy if you ask me :-)

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    2. Anonymous7:13 PM

      I got the impression from Chuckies' facebook posts that he spouted off with his opinions (and maybe those of his political sister) one time too many, and that might have also been part of being asked to leave. He didn't want to go. He was pushed. He didn't jump. (His farewell was posted on May 16, but it doesn't appear on his facebook any more).

      On May 23, 2014, Chuckie wrote: Political correctness never my forte.

      This website lists the dates of Chuckie's divorce from wife #1, date of marriage to wife #2 and birth date of the baby, who was conceived before the second marriage took place. (Go to the website and do the math). Wife #2 is considerably younger than 50+ Chuckie. (He retired after 25 years of teaching, but teachers don't usually retire in their 50's.)

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    3. Anonymous7:21 PM

      Is that a fact. Hope someone keeps track of this little endeavor. $100K free money, creepy Chuck? Between your sister and the Dick Dynasty, you've sure learned to milk.

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    4. Anonymous8:15 PM

      Chuckie's chick & replacement wife.

      https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/10704405_747795545277530_1589859810734109765_o.jpg

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    5. "Whatever"10:17 PM

      Why would a person place a photo online of themselves or their family member, especially a wife, in essentially a see-through, look at my boobs photo?

      I can see that the light element is interesting, but give us a break! Keep your wife's boobs to herself and out of the public arena.

      And they wonder why we think so ill of them.

      That photo is now available to every skummy pocket-pooling pervert online.

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    6. A Superfan In Atlanta7:43 AM

      To Anon 8:15pm

      I just saw the picture of his wife to see the lighting treatment. Since I had no context for the photo, I was totally distracted by the entire scene as it looks as though they are in hiding somewhere. The curtains look torn and tattered like an abandoned treehouse. HA!

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    7. Anonymous6:10 PM

      That photo is now available to every skummy pocket-pooling pervert online.


      That's the point. He only wishes he could post all of them. He is pimping for donations.

      Selling a hookers or sluts ware is nothing new.

      The lighting is nice and he thinks it makes him a photographer you need to send money for support.

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  11. Anonymous5:48 PM

    Grypen

    You are the new Herb Cain.
    I think you are hilarious.
    You deserve to be discovered for your humor and
    insight on many issues as a writer.

    Been a fan for years.

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  12. Anonymous6:00 PM

    How about we start a Kick Start fund looking for say $500,000 for Sarah Palin to release Trig's birth certificate and independent DNA tests?

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    1. Anonymous7:14 PM

      Count me in for $1000

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    2. Balzafiar7:33 PM

      Hell no! Don't give that bitch a dime. The truth will come out eventually.

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    3. Anonymous2:59 AM

      How abut for CBJ to say she didn't induce Sarah like she said. Just get the ball rolling.
      Wonder if we could raise more than Sarah pays her off? Come on CBJ, redeem your integrity.

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  13. Anita Winecooler6:02 PM

    Aren't Madison Rising related to the Palins in some way? And why aren't any of 'em married to Bristol or Willow yet? Poor Chuck, it's christmas and all he wants is some expensive photo equipment. Think we got a polaroid one step, would be happy to give it to him free. Screw that, hey chuck, grab Bristol's phone, all she does is play games, troll, and make selfies to post.
    What is it with these cheapskates?

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    1. Anonymous7:17 PM

      Are they lumbersexuals, these Madison rising boys? Otherwise they would not give Bristol the big tingle. Willow would be too vapid for any guy lumbersexual or not.

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    2. Anonymous7:52 PM

      I thought so too. I thought at least one of them is either a cousin or a nephew of hers.

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    3. Anonymous8:10 PM

      Isn't this one of the cousins with the band?

      https://austinisafecker.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/rednecks.jpg

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      Anonymous8:10 PM

      Isn't this one of the cousins with the band?
      ***
      That's why she and her bots are always pimping them!!! #Craptastic!!!

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  14. Wendy6:18 PM

    It's just sad, really. To go from being a vice-presidential candidate to asking people to buy your third book that you *wrote* when it's for sale for $0.01 at Amazon. Why not ask people to make contributions to shelters for the homeless and meals kitchens? That would be the real spirit, the real protecting the heart of Christmas.

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    1. Anonymous7:35 PM

      You're right, that's exactly what they should be doing! It makes me sick that people have given him $1400+ already. What is it with these people? I will never understand why they would give him or her their money.

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    2. Anonymous7:36 PM

      You're right, that's exactly what they should be doing! It makes me sick that people have given him $1400+ already. What is it with these people? I will never understand why they would give him or her their money.

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    3. Anonymous8:16 AM

      Anonymous7:36 PM

      It makes me sick that people have given him $1400+
      ***
      It is my understanding that if they don't meet the amount they post they don't get very much or anything? Gofundme is kind of a rippoff in itself I think??? anyone know?

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  15. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn6:21 PM

    One of the paid inmates at the Happytime Home for the Partially Unglued was posting links to "The Star Spangled Banner" by Madison Rising every morning on the open thread for years, to kind of rouse the Viva Sarah troops from their stupor. Maybe MR and SP share the same PR firm?

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    1. Anonymous7:14 PM

      Whomever it is, still is.

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    2. Anonymous6:19 AM

      Sarah is so hot for Madison Rising because her second cousin's kid or something is in the band.

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    3. Anonymous8:17 AM

      Prob the same troll posting here....
      :P

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  16. Anonymous6:28 PM

    "Never mind I already know the answer to that one. As Todd Palin's likes to say, "What's in it for us?"

    According to Chuckie's Kickstarter fund, here's what's in it for Todd and Sarah's generosity:

    Pledge $1,000 or more
    Receive an two autographed copies of the book, and a 1/4 ounce vial of Alaskan gold (mined by me and my father). Your name will be listed as a "Gold Rush" donor. Estimated delivery: Nov.2016 Ships anywhere in the world

    Pledge $2,500 or more Receive four autographed books, a 1/4 ounce vial of Alaskan gold mined by my father an me, your name listed at the top of the credits as a "Denali Donor,: and a guided photography/gold panning trip in south-central Alaska (airfare not/hotel not included). Estimated delivery: Nov 2016 Ships anywhere in the world.

    The other donor levels are equally exciting:
    $10 credited as an "Arctic Fox"
    $25 "Moose" will have their names listed in the secondary credits, and will be given priority when ordering the limited supplies of books printed Nov.2016 only ships to US
    $100 Receive an autographed copy of the book with your name prominently displayed in the opening credits and listed as a "Grizzly." Nov.2016 only ships to United States
    $250 Receive a copy of the book personally autographed by the author/photographer and an extra special Alaskan gift. Your name will be listed first as a "Polar Bear" donor.
    Estimated delivery Nov.2016 Ships anywhere in the world.

    I do have some questions:
    What's the difference between an autographed copy of the book and a copy personally autographed by the author/photographer? My favorite is the listing under $1,000, namely an two autographed copies of the book (but not personally autographed by the author/photographer.

    The listing of the donor names is difficult to understand.
    $100 Grizzlies prominently displayed and listed
    $250 Polar Bears: Your name will be list first. There are already two Polar Bear donors, and technically, only one of them can be first and the other donor will be second. But wait.
    $1,000 Gold Rush donors will just be listed
    $2,500 Denali Donors will be listed at the top of the credits. So, will the Denalis be fist? If you are at the top, you top the first and second Polar Bears. We are going to have to figure out how everyone can be first and at the top of the list.

    Todd, what's in it for you? Why don't you offer to fly the people from Anchorage airport to the guided photography & gold panning trip, for a modest fee? You are licensed to fly passengers, aren't you? What's the fun of flying around all by yourself? In fact, if you can work in a stay at your lodge, you can really make some money in this venture. That's what's in it for you.

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    1. Balzafiar7:28 PM

      I might consider buying the $1,000 pledge since I would get two copies of the book PROVIDED they will agree to print them on toilet paper because that's what I would use them for.

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    2. Anonymous3:49 AM

      lol
      Those 1/4 ounce vials of gold are sold at the gold panning excusrions gift shops! LOLMy kids bought them when we were on an Alaskan cruise and we went gold panning outside of Juneu. They are not expensive at all. Wish I cold post a picture.
      What a crock of shit

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    3. hedgewytch9:10 AM

      Love the "Deliver by Nov. 2016". That's 2016 - two years from now! LOL!

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    4. Anonymous9:46 AM

      Maybe by "personally autographed," he means "personalized and autographed." I've seen other authors do this with Kickstarter projects--at one level, you just get a signed book; at the next, the author writes your name and maybe a brief note along with the autograph. But if that's what he means,

      a) it makes no sense that someone donating $250 gets the personalization but people donating $1K-2500 don't.

      b) Anyone not smart enough to know the difference between personalization and "personally autographed" has no business writing a book, let alone soliciting nearly $100K in funds from other people so he can write a book. But let us not forget whose DNA he shares.

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  17. WalterNeff6:46 PM

    A suggestion - if you pledge a dollar it allows you to post comments on his Kickstarter page. Then after you've said "hi" or "just ask your grifter sister for the cash" you can pull the pledge. I have done this to Kickstarter projects that were clearly a scam. Won't cost you a dime.

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    1. Anonymous7:09 PM

      Of course it's a scam.
      The name is Heath/Palin.

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    2. Anonymous3:47 AM

      lol
      Can you use fake names?
      We could all go ask him who is Tri-G's birth mother and tell him he can get really rich quick if he spills the beans on his Sarah!
      Everyone visit your local library, use their computers and comment.

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    3. Anonymous6:16 PM

      It's easy to have an email account with an unusual name or whatev. He could be bombed if enough peeps are willing to go to a library.

      Isn't Chuck's latest wife related to a librarian? I bet she is a big help for all their scams.

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  18. Anonymous6:48 PM

    Madison Rising. This band never ceases to amaze. Heartstrings pull and gratefulness soars while listening to this vocal Christmas card they send to our United States Military. These are special musicians blessing us with the American spirit boldly coursing through their music."

    Is she physically incapable of NOT sounding like a douchebag?

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    1. Anonymous7:25 PM

      Basically, no.

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    2. Anonymous12:11 AM

      And the singer has barely a one octave range.

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    3. Anonymous9:48 AM

      "Heartstrings pull" KILLS me. Heartstrings do not pull, they are pulled or, well, tugged on. IDIOT.

      Totally minor quibble, I know, considering all the absurd awfulness of this family, but it irritates me nonetheless.

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    4. AKinPA12:18 PM

      Anon at 9:48. That phrase got to me too. I was puzzling over "Heartstrings pull' for awhile. English is my second language and I'm so glad I learned English before she came on the scene. I often read something she's said and think: "Is it me or is it her?'
      I wonder what her native language is.

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  19. Anonymous6:51 PM

    On Jr's fb there is a photo of him and dynasty's Uncle Si, photo credited to Linda Menard. Is she his photog assistant now?

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  20. Anonymous7:04 PM

    She is winding up the grift big time.

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    1. Anonymous7:55 PM

      Next Bristol will be seeking funds so that she can broaden her search for a Lumbersexual Trial Daddy for Tripp.

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  21. Anonymous7:11 PM

    So when does the Tundra Twit announce her candidacy for 2016 and infuse her c4p devotees with joy?

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    1. Balzafiar7:30 PM

      You made a typo there -- it should read Twat.

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  22. Anonymous7:13 PM

    What a turd buffet...

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  23. Anonymous7:14 PM

    So-called "Christmas Crusaders" fucking idiots all.

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  24. Anonymous7:45 PM

    It is HIGH TIME that the IRS gets involved in this family of scammers! I bet they do NOT declare any of the monies they grift, they simply say those were 'gifts'!
    Anyone here know just how to go about contacting the IRS about this?

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    1. Anonymous5:56 AM

      I was wondering how that works with the IRS. Didn't it used to be that you could be "gifted" up to $10000 from each donor before you had to declare the excess? I thought the amount was raised not too long ago. What about the value of the items received in exchange--does the donor have to declare them?

      We've participated in a few KickStarter projects--mostly small amounts for friends we personally know. We've always gotten at least the value that we put in. But there does appear to be a lot of dodgy stuff on there.

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  25. Anonymous7:49 PM

    Jeepers H. Crisp, I'm gay. For someone who supposedly so straight and in media, Todd Starnes certainly doesn't have this deep masculine media voice.

    I was surprised as how he whines and how he lisps. I'm not judging him, yet before he calls the kettle black, he should look in a mirror and see that he's a pot of the same color.

    I think his republican or tea party homophobia is pointing at other people so most people of his ilk and of the same thinking don't figure out, ack, he's a self hating gay man. Very much in denial. So they'll just laugh at his Obama and other Democratic jokes and not get that Todd is just a self hating jerk and a pathetic little weasel that would sell out anyone for a few bucks. He and Sarah have much in common in terms of selling out for money.

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    1. Anonymous3:12 AM

      Starnes has something Faux requires for a man to be hired - 3 CHINS. Seen Rove lately? Women have to dress like hookers and wear low cut tops and pull their skirts up when they sit. Lizzie Hasselbach must be afraid HER job is on the line. A couple of weeks ago she wore a bright yellow top that was so low, she could breast feed two kids with a slight adjustment.

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  26. Anonymous8:23 PM

    Sarah, you're a fucking DUNCE!!!!

    Love,
    Canada

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    1. abbafan5:10 AM

      $arah, you and your cheap inbred family ( that includes diddling daddy) stop grifting off our health care system bitch! Yours Truly, The Canadian Taxpayers!

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  27. Anonymous8:44 PM

    Some commander-in-chief that Sarah Palin is. Sarah is single handedly losing her two year war on Christmas. I'm thankful Sarah is not our vice-president or president.

    Sarah Palin

    Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas

    11:43am
    Amazon.com Sales Rank: 27806

    9:37pm
    Amazon.com Sales Rank: 31639

    That son of a bitch is falling faster than the Palin children's IQ!

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  28. Anonymous8:46 PM

    HA HA HA LOL
    -Joey, Levi, Gino, Ben & Dylan

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    Anonymous7:55 PM said

    Next Bristol will be seeking funds so that she can broaden her search for a Lumbersexual Trial Daddy for Tripp.

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  29. Anonymous9:12 PM

    Sarah,

    You're a wannabe hipster doofus asshole. Merry Christmas you fucking cheap white-bred slag!

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  30. Anonymous9:37 PM

    so this chuck guy wants people to give him hard-working people's money while he lazyes arroud? Hey other people have to work just to survive, let alone for a hobby! How dare he...these people have no shame. SMH

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    1. Anonymous3:16 AM

      What are Dennis Zaki's thoughts on Chuckles Jr. scam? Dennis is a professional photographer, with lots of photos of Alaska. Chuckles Jr. can not compete with him. What an example to set for his children (from wife #1) as though cheating on their mother was not bad enough. Family Values Heath/Palin style.

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  31. Anonymous9:50 PM

    Sarah's fans over at C4P will be promoting Chuckie's Kickstarter. Some of them seem to be in communication with the Palin family one way or another. They have Chuckies' phone number and some advance knowledge. On the other hand, one brave soul is just waiting for Sarah to announce that she is running. He doesn't want to support the rest of her family.

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    1. Anonymous4:58 AM

      Yeah, they sure light into those who don't ascribe to the mantra. Good for the Goff and colint gents for nicely calling Chuckie out.

      Boy, that "power couple" TheresaAK and PolarBearPapa sure think they own the place, don't they?

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    2. A. J. Billings5:43 AM

      The Peebots are beyond insane with their blind worship and adulation of the Klondike Kardashian.

      What in the fuck are they going to do when she refuses to run for Queen of the world, President of the USA, Savior of the faithful, and Repository of All Wisdom.

      The Peebots like Brianus, VG, Polar Bear, Theresa, and StLoiusx have abandoned all semblance of sanity.

      They all have written that Their $arah is the ONLY person in the USA that can save 'Murica, restore the USA as a Godly CHristian nation, and that the Alaska Asshole is the finest example of a human being that has ever lived or walked the earth.

      And speaking of the Adulterer Chuckie Jr., what the hell? The guy is openly begging for spare change to buy some cameras?

      What kind of CONSERVATIVE would become a taker, a public beggar, and not be self sufficient?

      I thought that only libruls, commies, Muslims, athiests, and sandal wearing vegetarian fucking hippies would ask for handouts?


      GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS CHUCKIE AND GO GET A GOD DAMN JOB!

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    3. Anonymous9:51 AM

      Some of them seem to be in communication with the Palin family one way or another.

      I never go over there, but I thought some of them ARE the Palin family one way or another. ;)

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    4. Anonymous6:21 PM

      9:51 AM

      yeps they scam and scam and scam again. Along the lines of Ivy Frye farmers that voted, voted, voted for DWTS Bristol baby cause she couldn't dance.

      It is an old trick. A few Pbots can turn into the hundreds.

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  32. Anonymous10:08 PM

    I am just shocked and speechless of the grifting these people operate. Don't these people work?! This is beyond disgusting. What ever happened to the supposedly "work ethic" that palin woman claims her klan have? These people are shameless parasites.

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    1. Anonymous3:50 AM

      Just another fake useless boob. Cold, Stiff, and lonely. Selling old books for a penny and displaying boobs is not about Christmas boys and girls. Poor palins. Going through that undeserved money like hotcakes.

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  33. Anonymous10:45 PM

    $arah needs to remind her dear brother he needs to get off his butt to earn a buck.

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  34. A guy sits a strummin'
    belting lyrics, wretching
    He wears his sunglasses at night
    So he, so he can't see notes he needs to hit.
    He wears his sunglasses at night so he, so he can't.... oh crap I can't do it.

    This guy's needs 3 more back up guitars just so they hit him over the head and put him out of his misery.

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  35. Anonymous11:55 PM

    What does a turd burglar look like when they are doing the deed? Because that one goofy looking guy in the picture- maybe that's what is going on?

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  36. Anonymous1:03 AM

    There is always a market for jingoism. Whether it's Madison Rising, or a supposed star like Lee Greenwood. There is an endless supply of dumb fucks with a chubby every time you wave the flag.

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    1. Anonymous9:04 AM

      Best jingoistic song about our Freedoms EVER!

      "Freedom Costs a Buck-o-Five"

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE8BgQzyktE

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  37. Anonymous3:38 AM

    Well, Sarah and Fox News, in my house Christmas is doing very well, thank you, and without your help.

    What I find offensive, other than people like Sarah Palin and Fox News who spend the month of December every year waging war on Christmas, are videos of people like the Kardashians all decked out in as little clothing as possible and reindeer antlers assaulting Christmas trees while gyrating (and poorly at that) for publicity - and money. Why are the abuses to the holiday season perpetrated by those who proclaim how much they love it? Other than making money, that is. What fakes.

    Oh, and the White House Christmas card, with its picture of Bo and Sunny, is really cute. Did Sarah receive one? And what church will Sarah and her family be attending this year?
    Beaglemom

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  38. Anonymous5:06 AM

    Speaking of books..i thought $arah and Barstool were supposed to have published a book on physical fitness.

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    1. Anonymous6:10 AM

      There's actually several ways to publish books for free yet you still get paid for the content. Amazon has a wonderful program for ebook writers that include ones with illustrations.

      Pay rates are pretty good, too, considering the author's only investment is time. If your book is priced under $2.99, you get 30% for each ebook sold. If over $2.99, you get 70% per ebook. That's actually a much better royalty than most print books. And there are options for turning your ebooks into printed versions, too. Maybe Chucky, Jr. should look into that.

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    2. Anonymous7:03 AM

      It's supposed to be a coffee table book of photographs etc that are very expensive to produce and don't sell very well. Can't imagine it would work as an ebook. Oh, well it's not my problem.

      I've seen enough of Alaska on TVee and that Palin film tax credit helped pay for many shows that do not show Alaska in a very good perspective. Drugs, alcoholism, poverty, poor living conditions, fighting, women in danger and much, much more. Nice scenery, but bugs, bears, and belligerent moose mean that I would not want to hike, fish, or pick blueberries. Even if we could afford one of those $7,500 times 2 high end lodge trips we wouldn't even consider it.

      We can watch Nat Geo....who needs Chuckie's book. I still don't understand the 1/4 oz. of gold after watching the labor on a show like Gold Rush. Perhaps, our reality of Alaska is off because of reality TVee...but, however, also, too.

      RJ in BBistan

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    3. hedgewytch9:33 AM

      It is EXTREMELY difficult to market and sell an ebook that will allow you to make a decent amount for your written work. You have to do all the marketing, media, etc. It's not just put out an ebook and hope it sells - cause it won't.

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  39. Anonymous7:15 AM

    lol, even the drooling palin-lovin' rubes think chuckie is a scheming opportunist.

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    1. Anonymous6:22 PM

      A sign of intelligence?

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  40. Anonymous8:28 AM

    Why doesn't he go to a bank and get a loan to finance his photographic endeavors?

    Oh, yeah. Easier to pull the wool over the eyes of a few dozen rubes than to try to come up with a business plan for a veteran banker.

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    1. Anonymous9:54 AM

      And he'd have to pay back the loan.

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  41. ChuckTard Jr...you fucking halfwit.

    IF you are looking to create the content for a large format hardcover photo book, then you would RENT the needed professional equipment ( camera bodies, lighting, filters, lenses, etc.) for a fixed period of time, then you would shoot, in sequence, the various shots/areas that you need. (you'd have already fleshed out an outline and theme...) The expense of 'gear" would be either treated as a business deduction..OR, if you really had a deal lined up, the publisher would advance, based on their desire to invest in your unique "eye" in regards to the subject matter.

    It appears to all that:

    your tranny sister has no pull w/ a publishing house.

    you are truly a Heath - dumb, stunned and stupid.

    your young wife wants new tits.

    your tranny sister told you NO when you asked to be attached to the "Amazun Merica" production team for grift.

    grab your sad tin pan and try and find some of that thar Alaskan Gold...or,

    turn on your sister and dictate to a ghost writer, a book, titled: "Yes, Her Hooha Really Does Stink...How Sarah Palin Ran the Con of the Century." Seven figure advance there ChuckTard Jr...dare to dream!

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  42. Don the Bluesman10:02 AM

    My take
    http://youtu.be/x2i4GpLHaR4

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  43. honeybabe10:46 AM

    it's heaven that fox is no longer on dish. hope they keep it off.

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  44. honeybabe10:47 AM

    so wonderful that fox is now off dish. hope it stays that way.

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  45. Anonymous12:25 PM

    Dear $arah,
    Happy Holidays and Season's Greetings to you and yours.

    PS: Joyous Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, and a Cool Yule
    PPS: Festivus for the rest of us!

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  46. Anonymous3:19 AM

    Granny gotta grift, bro gotta shoot...kids gotta booze, Todd gotta pimp..the Palin's version of a productive family

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