Donald Trump is aggressively pushing himself back onto the Iowa stage as presidential material.
In a sit-down interview with The Des Moines Register, he said the two presumed GOP frontrunners, Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush, are doomed to lose — and he expressed regret that he hadn't run himself in 2012.
Trump said he should be in the White House right now. "I was leading in every poll. ... I regret that I didn't stay in," he said in an interview before a private dinner at the Stine Barn in West Des Moines.
"I would've won the race against (President Barack) Obama. He would've been easy. Hillary (Clinton) is tougher to beat than Obama, but Hillary is very beatable."
I think it would be virtually impossible to locate another human being on earth as full of shit as Donald Trump.
First off we know that Trump will NEVER run due to the need for financial disclosures to which he would never agree.
And second if he did run he would get his ass handed to him right out of the gate by even such non-starters as Mike Huckabee, Rick Perry, and Ted Cruz.
However allowing our imaginations to run free could you even imagine how easily this bloviating asshole would be crushed by Hillary Clinton, not to mention President "Shaft" Obama?
Besides as Bill Maher has repeatedly pointed out the guy is very likely part orangutan.
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He and Palin should run on the same ticket - wonder which one would get the top spot? Haha! They'd match perfectly together - idiots and so impressed w/themselves.
ReplyDeleteIn 2010, Trump expressed an interest in becoming a candidate for President of the United States in the 2012 election, though in May 2011, he announced he would not be a candidate
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in May 2011, he announced he would not be a candidate
Trump is like Sarah Palin, they didn't want any part of President Obama in 2012.
They are all talk trying to impress the retards who believes that hype from Sarah and Don.
Trump said he should be in the White House right now.
ReplyDeleteDoes Trump know that he can sign up for a While House tour. That's the only way.
Exactly. He's the male version of Palin. Just as stupid. Just as classless. Only with more money. Though he's still White Trash.
DeleteBut think of the poor guides that would have to show him around and be lectured the entire way!
DeleteHe would have won for his wind blown hair alone!
ReplyDelete"I think it would be virtually impossible to locate another human being on earth as full of shit as Donald Trump."
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But, Sarah Palin runs a close second.
Comeon Guys and Gals! Please do not insult our cousins! Personally, I would take orangutans over a whole lot of regressives.
ReplyDeleteWell they certainly have the betterment of their "troop" or in human terms their "society" at heart in more of their decisions than repuglicans.
DeleteOh please!!! It's been 27 years since the pompous lattice head has been bloviating a pretend run for the presidency. Enough of the bullshit already. Every fucken' 4 years the crazies come out of the woodwork and the first one out of the gates is this jackass.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Sarah Palin goes down in flames and out the ashes rises Trump. It is like a bad video game. Can't wait to do battle with Ted Cruz on level 3.
ReplyDeleteWho does his hair?????
ReplyDeleteIt looks like it was done by the family pooch- if you mean sexually. Trump really should run a comb through it once the dog has, um...finished.
DeleteWallow Palin?
DeleteI thought her name was hollow.
DeleteI can never hear him when he speaks. I am always so busy trying to figure out the hair thing. Comb over? Odd hair piece?
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Mildred
The way you wrote that headline, Gryphen, it seems like that 'he' could be either Trump or Obama being the idiot. I know you mean Trump, and we know that Obama isn't an idiot, but it's a bit unclear. Perhaps you could change it to end with because TRUMP is an idiot... because he sure is!
ReplyDeleteGood point, and I fixed it.
DeleteTrump is a bloviating cunt, nothing more or less.
ReplyDeleteEeewwwwwwwww....his hair is SO gross!
ReplyDeleteTrump is full of shit! His multiple business bankruptcies are well known, buying foreign construction supplies like glass for buildings. Another trick of Trump is build a building at say $500 million.. default on the loan.. then buy it back for $200 million under a different company and screw the original lenders, leaving us taxpayers to cover the loss in new fees.
ReplyDeletePresident Barack Obama waded into a decades-long fight over drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge over the weekend, announcing that his administration would pursue a wilderness designation for 12.28 million acres, barring drilling in most of the South Carolina-sized refuge.
ReplyDeleteObama’s plans will require congressional approval. But if the Alaska delegation is any hint as to where things are headed, his proposal is going nowhere in a Republican-controlled Congress. On Monday, Rep. Don Young, R-Alaska, said Obama had gone “completely wacko.” Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski, chair of the Senate Energy committee, said the administration’s plans were a “kick to the gut” that treated Alaska as if it were a “snow globe out there” that should be left untouched.
Here are 5 things to know about the battle ahead.
http://www.politicususa.com/2015/01/26/5-obamas-move-protect-refuge-drilling.html
For me, the most damning critique of Palin's performance art in Iowa was “She makes Trump look like a serious candidate."
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, can't say McCain doesn't get results--just Sunday he bemoaned, among everything else, a lack of results in Kobani what with no boots and all. Today's news? This: Peshmerga Prevail
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSKBN0KZ1F920150126?irpc=932
This guy has a severe mental disease! What the fuck does this entitled POS see when he looks in the mirror?
ReplyDeletewhen I read the headline, I just started laughing. He's a freak.
I guess I missed the part why he didn't run, he had enough dollars. Or is he just going to try and grift like Sarah this next election.
ReplyDeleteWell while Donald Trump has ZERO percent chance of being elected, he certainly has more of a chance than drug addled Sarah.
How right you are. Even if he had ZERO chance of getting elected in 2012 because 64% of the American people would NOT have voted for him, he still beat the "Train-Wreck from Wasilla" since 65% of the America people would not have voted for her. Here is the link to the Gallup poll:
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Run, Helohair, run ! ! !
ReplyDeleteAt the risk of being redundant fu "the donald". Aka the combover.
ReplyDeleteThanks for standing up for the orangutans! I had a wonderful inter species moment with a mama orang once at the National Zoo. Our eyes met for a long moment through the glass, each of us with a fretful squirming infant offspring in our arms.
ReplyDeleteI'm certain I couldn't have shared the same experience with $arah (or Donald, for that matter), since I can't imagine them devoting even a short moment to a howling baby.
Tronald Dump
ReplyDeleteAnd if he put his mind to it,he can cure cancer.........OK everyone,yuk it up.................
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump is confident he could have beaten Barack Obama in 2012
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump quit wanting to be president in 2012 and now he wants to be president in 2016?
Oh bless Donald's heart
ReplyDeleteYES WE CAN!
Donald Trump for President
Sarah Palin for Vice-President
Or
Sarah Palin for President
Donald Trump for Vice-President
Donald has a great chance of being president
ReplyDeleteThat is Donald Duck not Donald Trump
I Love it! Thanks for the laugh.
DeleteI'M READY - YOU CUMING?
ReplyDeleteDid I hear that correctly?
Who said that, the momma or the daughter?
Not surprised either way
DeleteSarah Palin did you actually say, I'm ready you coming? Who were you talking to?
ReplyDeleteBrad? Glen?
Sarah would you like to change your choice of words? You cochina!
Cochina: It means "female pig", but it's usually used to mean "filthy" (still female). I would bet it has the second meaning in your source.
The weird thing is I sort of find him likable on his show and he raised great kids. But he's INSANE.
ReplyDeleteI used to watch his show, but not anymore
DeleteIf his kids are great (and I have no idea if they are or not), it's in spite of him, not because of him.
DeleteI really, really loathe him.
ReplyDeleteLooney. Ewww.
ReplyDeleteDonald Trump lives in an alternate universe if he thinks he could have won over President Obama. As a matter of fact, 64% of Americans would not have voted for him. Here's the link to the Gallup website where this information comes from:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gallup.com/poll/147272/Not-Vote-Trump-Palin.aspx?utm_source=position6&utm_medium=related&utm_campaign=tiles
Trump and Romney and Pallin are all delusional about how the last two presidential elections went. Trump didn't come close to getting the nomination; Romney showed himself to be an insensitive snob; and Palin would never have been in the White House in January 2009 because McCain would never have let her in the door.
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While Trumpy might be an idiot, he is smart enough to know that we don't need Willard or Jebby running for President. That is smarter than 95% of Republicans.
ReplyDeleteHe's a lying, cheating grifter. He also needs to rethink his hair styling choices. Does he think nobody notices that comb over??
ReplyDeleteHe may also be facing racketeering charges for that phoney Trump University of his.It was a total scam and cost $35,000!!Years ago before the current situation a journalist asked Trump about his school and the lying arrogant POS said it was University standards.You could get your picture taken with a cardboard Donald at his"school". The cardboard Donal was smarter and more ethical than the real one.
ReplyDeleteNo Problem. I remember watching a grieving orangutan in a film that was heartwrenching. She gave birth to a stillborn baby, groomed it, took it in her arms and wailed. After a circle of orangutans formed, she gently passed her dead child to each mourner, who would make sobbing noises while beating their chests. It ended with tears running down their faces as they prepared a place to bury it. Families of them came from miles to pay their respects, the canopy of trees were filled with swinging branches and the motion of moving apes. I tried you tube but couldn't find anything on it or who did the film, it may have been Nat Geo or PBS.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought Elephants were the only other species that openly grieved.